/biz/ - Business & Finance

Jack Ma is a moron.

Time for GHIV to wake up

St. Ignatius of Laconi, the patron saint of beggars, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

What we doing tomorrow boys?

http://gains.dob.jp

>>25227693
Qualcomm 160 EOW

Skyworks 162 EOW

Marvel 50 EOW

Let's get nigggaaaz

>>25227730
buying an apple phone

>>>inbk

>>25227730
Going up would be nice, I don't really care if it crabs though, I'm patient with CLF

>>25227730
Charging our phones

Good morning I love Ryan Cohen

Wow, ARK Invest has some great funds! I'm going to look into them!

>>25227730
post your positions fag

>>25227730
Makin money I 'spect *spit*

i just watched a man make 2000 extra dollars a year by going to the dollar store buying soap and books and reselling them on amazon, anon i hope you made more this year than a guy buying twilight books and dawn dish soap

I saw a nigger investing in the stock market on CNBC.
Is this a sign of the top?

>buy AMZN
>1x leverage against american middle class because they don't own stock
>2x because they are a retail monopoly that destroys middle class small business ownership
>3x because its tech
Is there any more perfect ticker to bet against America than AMZN?

>>25227777
Checked

>futures

>>25227730
sitting back and watching these gains roll in.

MARA is about to print tomorrow

Guys i really want to get my ass blown out by big black cockadoodie if u know what i mean

>>25227704
Have you seen him in the interview with Musk? He's a literal retard

>>25227786
Bullets

>>25227766
mommy yummy

>>25227765
I have been on here for a bit now and for some reason have yet to understand the GME and Cohen phenomenon. Now that it's quiet after-hours.. someone explain: just what the fuck is going on with GME? That's a dead company for sure.

>>25227777
the folks who sat and waited a yr for this got fucked lol

PGR

>>25227706
Even in the most aggressive case, being GHIV positive will only show results after years.

>>25227777
Checked, I made way more than that

>>25227766
can i invest in your used knickers cathy?

>>25227807
Do you work a trade, portaposter?

>>25227820
Company may be dead but it stock aint.

And damn thats a bitch id have to turn the lights off on. I'd still do it tho

macrotrends.net/2589/silver-prices-today-live-chart
1 minute candles
likely some good day trades today in SLV options - know that JPM (and others) will always crash the price - so don’t get burned going long
Don’t buy any puts/calls within 30 minutes of open on SLV - it’s super fucked on open
WM/Reuters benchmark at 11:00am too can be screwy

>>25227820
The Gamers are rising up, anon

>>25227820
The hedge funds that shorted GME at $4 also thought it was a dead company

>>25227786
>Biden admin antitrusts Bezos
>First WaPo, then AWS, then Amazon distribution from the Amazon website.
>Saddles each with fines and diversity lawsuits
>Forces SEC to approve its buyout by Jack-Ma-free BABA

See how it plays out?

>everyone bullish
tomorrow might be red actually

what is this GTE i keep seeing

>>25227809
I think Musk is a retard too. I like the idea of SpaceX but I wouldn’t invest in this guy. I think both didn’t look so good in that talk. Fuck Tesla. Hope this guy is goong to disappear soon. Anarcho capitalist pfffff kys

OH NO BABABROS WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN

>>25227903
woah dude what an original thought teach me how to be a gay faggot like you

>>25227903
In nominal terms or real terms?

>>25227903
it'll just be flat. nothing of note happened since he just signed what we knew about already.

>>25227924
CHEAPIES

>>25227893
AMZN survived orange man. It will outlive all the boomers.

why did trump have to cave i wanted 2K I couldn't even double my UUUU position with 600

Fuck drumpf and fuck niggers that spineless piece of shit israeli cum slurping fraud cuck all talk no action nigger loving coon

OPTI chads rise up.
>Optican, fast, accurate diagnosis or your money back!

So basically anyone that needlessly attaches an anime avatar to their opinion pretty much is a guarantee of how stupid that person's thoughts are, that's what I'm starting to learn

If it's anything like video game/twitter avatars, they usually have crippling mental/social disorders and about 1/2 of them are transexual or have transexual fantasies

>>25227924
>matches total percentage loss of baba NYSE
OH NO NO NO NO BABA BROS

I thought the stimulus was for poor people, do we actually get the $600?

>>25227978

>>25227971
Boomer DNA has specific sequences that code for bringing out the kneepads if aid for Israel is ever threatened.

>>25227918
2/3s of Muks's ideas are retarded and all the actual work on SpaceX, Tesla and Starlink was obviously done by talented enigneers and Musk had nothing to do with it - but he created the circumstnaces for this work to be done and even though NASA has long had plans to sommercialize space, it would probably have taken 10+ years longer without Musk, so the guy has my respect.

>>25227985

So why is GHIV barely moving? One of the biggest mortgage companies, close to the merger date, biggest SPAC deal. Is it just due to the company not being a space/ev meme and thus zoomers won't pay attention or am I missing something here?

>>25228014
I'm sure he sleeps better for it

>>25227966
Despite equal senility, Trump is not Biden. And since China has already seen the threat the US *can* pose, they'll go for centers of gravity, leveraging bribes and blackmail against a few key people.

It's a very different dynamic every investor should watch for.

>>25228029
But what does this mean for my stonks

Who else/buying/
>the
Baba
/dip/?

>>25228047
>barely moving
up 30% in a month isn't barely moving you retard

Why do people keep saying Trump caved? He got GOP senate to agree to vote for increasing the stimmy checks to 2k next week.

>>25227966
Wow! It survived president Israel, it'll survive anything!

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

So now that Trump signed are we on a moon run?

>>25227971
I only have 3100 shares, I wanted more

>>25228047
Yeah mortgage stuff is not making much money, look at RKT it's not meeting analyst targets for the share price growth even though the company itself is doing great.

GHIV
TO THE MOON

>>25228088
I'd rather give it to Israel

>>25228088
Key difference: the Senate agreed to *start the process* to *have* a vote. That's one of the ways Trump got hoodwinked here (yet again). The other is thinking his rescission messages actually matter lol

Bobo is not allowed to cum

>>25227706
You are worse than clf tranny. And he posts here alot. Stop being cancer.

So um
Just give it to me straight bros
I sold $15 riot calls on Wednesday. How absolutely fucked am I come open

Dumping my $600 goybux into crypto
fuck those cocksuckers

Where's that anon who bought IWM puts? I told you smallcaps were retard strength right now.

>>25228071
Did you buy the previous 5 dips or are you just getting in?

>>25227903
I'm getting a crabby index mooning meme type of feel.

>>25228134
I-is BABA allowed to cum?

>>25228088
>He got GOP senate to agree to vote for increasing the stimmy checks to 2k next week
he got them to agree to vote on something when all his leverage is gone! what a genius!

trump's a faggot and so are you

so my plan on market open is to put 4200€ in mara, 3900€ into riot, 2300€ into uuuu , 6000 into moderna and 6000 into SRNE

>>25228088
No agreement for a vote was made. They will just run out the clock until orange man gone. McConnell is a master of zombification of the senate.

>>25228088
>congress doing anything for the benefit of the people
checked and keked.

>>25228150
I am
>thinking
Of /getting/
>in

>>25228141
i'd say that you're pretty much in for the raping of a lifetime. MARA and RIOT will explode at open and it probably won't let up until tuesday, assuming bitcoin stays where it's at. if it continues rising you will continue to be obliterated until you have to quit trading

When does the opti pump start tomorrow or sometime later this next week? I have shares at .06 I want a quick x2 with my neetbux

orange man incompetent

>>25227706
Wym wake up it was up 25% last week

uhhh guys??

https://video.parler.com/D0/CM/D0CMA8eo9Oko_small.mp4

I don't get it. is the GME infinity squeeze just one giant p&d? Seems like the short float could actually make it push 45+

>>25228226
he is really terrible at his job

>blumpf betrayed us once again
We're never having the vote on $2000, will we? I wanted NEETbux for more shitty OTC penny stocks :^(

>>25227893
>Biden admin antitrusts Bezos

Biden the Wall St. puppet? Get out of here.

>>25227862
No im whitecollar

>>25228141

SIGNED BILL
BUY FUTURES QUICK!

>>25228014
Musk actually does a huge amount of engineering for SpaceX, largely because when they were starting out with Falcon 1 he couldn't hire very many actual engineers that would take him seriously. So he learned to do it himself. Eric Berger has a good book about it.

>tfw $600 stimulus is a joke but it's okay because trump is pumping my calls in the a.m. while I'm balls deep in margin

I got laid off last week.
Should I still attempt to look for work tommorow?

>>25228249
whoever has trump's balls reminded him that GOP needs the senate seats in GA

>>25227730
stop spamming /ck/ faggot
>>>/ck/15296553

>>25228241
Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.

How do you guys get news as fast as possible? Stuff like stimulus bill vote results or updates to the BABA antitrust fiasco.

I'm guessing twitter works well but I have no idea who to follow

>>25227730
Does anyone actually watch the obnoxious tranny with garbage taste in music?

>>25228273
No just yolo any spac

>>25228083
It's a $13 SPAC with less than a month to the merge date and 10M volume, lad.

>>25228285
@FXHEDGERS
@ZEROHEDGE
@FIRSTSQUAWK

That's all you need

>>25228254
I've been watching you shit post for a while. I can't tell if it's just shit posting or if you really do like the homosexual sex. Either way, keep up the hard work.

>>25228088
yeah, they will vote and deny it
if they vote at all
fuck congress

>>25228285
/pol/, unironically

>>25228317
you zoomers will eventually learn that not all SPAC deals are going to be profitable for investors, even if they got in at $10.

Anyone else getting on the AJAX train?

>>25228250
It'll be a bidding war. Bezos lobbyists fighting for his fortune, Chinese ones fighting for their country. Up in the air who would ultimately be more ruthless.

If only there were an example of a similar matchup taking place... Perhaps one right now, against another shopping tycoon with a funny head?

>>25228323
Thanks man <3

>>25228273
What's your industry? Like, who laid you off and where would you look for work?

>>25227985
im the exact opposite of what you described kek

>>25228276
Giving people a gimped stimulus check will probably decrease their chances of winning. This entire situation is pretty shitty overall

>>25228282
>pallets of ballots flown in on south korean plane
>immediately fedexed to las vegas and arizona

how will nothing happen? this is open and flagrant fraud

>>25228436
i thought we were talking about stocks

>>25227820

>>25228436
>said the increasingly angry qoomer for the 14th time this year
Nothing will happen. Post portfolio.

>>25228436
Love how they go through all this trouble to fly in fake ballots and keep it secret but send them using fucking fedex. Like the new world order is too fucking cheap to rent a uhaul.

>>25228436
Well, yes. But you need to prove that in court and insulate the legislators and judges involved against subterfuge (bribery/blackmail).

Trump fired milquetoast fucking Steve Bannon. The guy's a loudmouth Boomer who can't put together a team to handle that if his life depended on it.

And aside from schizos spazzing out about 5G, it's not like any of his Qtard supporters will ever do anything. They don't have any right wing political infrastructure because they never built any.

How long can the Electrical vehicle hype keep going?

>>25228368
Many people have speculated that a breakup up Amazon would be massively bullish because the separate companies would be worth far more in the same way Standard Oil was. It could potentially rally after a successful antitrust push.

Ma's not a good parallel because his fate is because he personally angered the CCP. It's personal.

>>25228524
So long as governments keep pushing them and saying they will ban regular vehicles I guess.

>>25228523
Jews love to mock their subjects. It's why we'll wear muzzles forever.

>>25228524
Not much longer, anon. Keep shorting.

>>25228285
Just go to Twitter search now, search for everything related to stimulus and follow the people that seem to be the first to report it. But if you're planning on trading based on news you might aswell just split up your money amongst /smg/ before you lose it all to your broker

>>25228368
>It'll be a bidding war. Bezos lobbyists fighting for his fortune, Chinese ones fighting for their country. Up in the air who would ultimately be more ruthless.
Spoiler alert: Wall St. always wins on the home turf.

>If only there were an example of a similar matchup taking place... Perhaps one right now, against another shopping tycoon with a funny head?

And China always wins on their turf. EZPZ. But if you really think they can take down fucking Amazon feel free to bet thousands of dollars trying to short them. And be sure to post the results here on /smg/. Money talks.

>>25228411
Yes, you do have a social disorder if you post anime avatars. It's not debatable.

Who ready fir next leg up? Bitches gonna get some stitches.

>>25228523
Has Joe Biden even given a speech or anything? I heard he broke his foot or something but you never hear much from the guy.

>>25228604
>Yes, you do have a social disorder if you post anime avatars. It's not debatable.

It's not debatable but it is based.

>>25228547
>>25228603
Eh, good points. I have heard Jeff tries to keep the various units treating each other as if each was a free market customer, forcing them to step up their game. So functionally they might be fine, but still an economic force China would want to take out.

>>25228562
I'm not Jewish and I'm not mocking them, I'm disappointed. They couldn't even mount a pressure campaign against the Georgian secretary of state.

>>25228603
Are you buying baba at open or will you wait?

>>25228635
He'll be the first vtuber president. Get with the times.

>>25228547
amazon is dead
try searching for a product you want its more censored and jewish than google is

What do U.K. /stock/ traders think of Royal Mail? It seems to do well every day but I’m hesitant to buy as I’m very new to trading and can’t really tell yet when things are too good to be true or are obviously bad ideas

Also any other U.K. stocks that people keep an eye on?

>>25228635
he's smart and staying silent, letting his people communicate for him

>>25228186
I was too but there is the risk of the company just being gutted or crippled by the CCP, so don't bet more than you can afford to lose. I'm gonna cut my order back by like 80%

>>25228641
You misunderstood. Openly cheating in front of somebody while knowing full well that they are unable to do anything about it is a form of humiliation or mockery. That's why they were so sloppy, just for extra laughs.

>>25228562
Conspiratards were stockpiling masks until the literal moment the government said to wear them, and suddenly they became "the mark of the beast". It's pathetic.

>>25228675
Is that because his mind is deteriorating and he's about to die?

>>25228654
I'm thinking of buying on open and setting a hard sell line 20-40% above what I bought at for a quick buck. I don't feel comfortable holding for long (more than a week) or betting too much. It's a risky situation.

>>25228703
Oh yeah, possibly. Or the DNC just had diversity staffing quotas to meet lol

MARA will probably go crazy tomorrow, I'm thinking about buying some shares in the premarket, good idea? Also, should I buy for market order or set a limit?

Thought on the german stock market? Anything worth noting or just ignore europoor stocks all together?

>>25228731
You couldn't pay me to invest in G*rmans

>>25228710

not at all, he seems to be healthy otherwise

>>25227985
>doesn't know the basic history of the site
>probably doesn't even know who moot is
Please tell me this is bait. Also
>posting anime = avatarfagging
"no"
>>25228659
The only reason to invest in Amazon is AWS.

>>25228746
I got blonde hair on my legs that bleach in the sun and children like to rub my legs and watch the hair, what have you got?

>>25227985
People who get mad at anime are funny. I don't even watch anime but watching when haters seethe is hilarious so I post anime anyways.

>>25228763
aws is worthless there has been hosting companies for all eternity since the internet started

they have unlimited competition

>>25228769
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
where did the kids from in this conversation?

are you one of these pedophiles i keep hearing about

>>25228677
I bet 13k Friday lol but I have faith in my CCP overlords. If they can buy the new US president surely BABA can go up 20%

>>25228769
>>25228746
post portfolio or fuck off back to /pol/
>/smg/ – Joe Biden general
No

January 1 = the first date when funds will be able to sell and be able to pay tax in April 2022 (instead of 2021)
Many funds are following a 1% in BTC rule. In other words, after January 1st there is great probability that funds will need to sell some of their BTC to maintain the same 1% ratio, driving the price down
Be careful buying MARA/RIOT if you’re going to be holding past the 1st

>>25228813
>>25228813
posted

>>25228709
>Conspiratards were stockpiling masks until the literal moment the government ordered Amazon to mark the N95s "reserved" and mandating bandanas in the drive through line and on the beach
Fixed

>>25228809
the kids like to run there hands up and down his hairy legs and watch as the hairs stick back up.

>>25228827
and my outstanding orders

>>25228709
You're an idiot. They were talking about wearing gas masks and then more data about the virus came out and showed it wasn't as deadly as it was made out to be.

Throw in the fact that the CDC an WHO both changed their data on the efficiency of masks and every public scientist flip flopped on the issue you have more than enough information to not care about or wear a mask.

The only people stock piling masks in the beginning was China, and my country (Canada) helped them by sending them all our medical ppe reserves at the beginning of this.

NEE

>>25228809
What rock have you been under fag

>>25228841
ok, you were talking about YOUR legs not biden, so fuck off post your poorfolio

>>25228709
In early 2020 the official narrative (when nobody knew the deadliness of Covid) was that it's harmless and you should tongue Bat ansuses in Chinatown unless you want to be called racist. Back then it was perfectly rational to stockpile food, PPE and stay inside. However, compared to April Covid cases are now 4X but Deaths are 1/2X. The Memeflu is over according to their own official publications. Every day you keep on the Mask, more of your liberties die.

You can't think for yourself, can't read a simple graph and deserve everything that will happen to you.

>>25228729
yes

Is NIO old and busted now with too large a cap?

>>25228875
it wasnt even me who posted it you dumb nigger im just playing along lol

>>25228890
>autistic screeching

>>25228896
Dafuq is a trussie

>>25227730
JVA

>>25228865
They have no idea.
You show them one of the sniff pics it'll be the first time they've seen it. What's Burisma? He doesn't know.
The true conspiracy is always the depressing reality check. It's easy to get the moon, one guy with good aim killed JFK, Osama was the luckiest villain with the most incompetent opponents in history, and 85 million people really did vote for Joe Biden.

>>25228935
head and shoulder pattern

sell now

>>25228896
never post here again. That image is fucking vile

I am getting shilled EQOS as a get rich quick scheme on Twitter by some pajeet. Buyers beware

>>25228935
Pretty sad that he explained the shifting stance on PPE and instead of absorbing it, you posted an irrelevant chart captioned with ablist nonsense.

>>25228285
do not buy shit from fucking china. all of their shit is stolen and they don't innovate because of communism.

Im a stock noob
I just put in buy orders for the following etfs
please rate

Ishares s&p midcap

Ishares asia 50

S&P biotech etf

>>25227706
Join the JVA crew anon, all aboard!

>>25228822
it's just going to go right back up

>>25228949
Well I guess I can see how this nights gonna go, guess I'll fuck off to /pol
>Fuck, I'm depressed now

>buy stock in Sony and Microsoft
>buy an X and a Shitstation 5
>sell my stock when it goes up
>resell the consoles online
Is there a smarter man than me? I think not

>>25229006
He made an objectively testable claim – that official deaths were 1/2 April levels. I posted the official deaths since January, showing him to be a lying schizo. Why are you simping for him?

>>25229005
her eyes are way too big

Is a teenager running astrozeneca?

>>25228718
are you watching the hong kong stock exchange? baba is tanking

>>25229066
big moves only
same happens to my mcd stock when i buy nuggets

>>25228014
Unfortunately you're full of shit.
Without Musk NASA would still be paying out the ass for the ULA cartel to unfuck the mess that is the SLS sometime within the next 10-50 centuries. And thats not including the all-american engineering and bi-hourly safety meetings that need to be done.

FUCK oldspace

>>25229081
INVEST INVEST INVEST
>>25229099
But you can’t resell the nuggies once you buy them, anon.

>>25228729
uh...set your orders up now because it's probably gonna skyrocket like 3 dollars from its current price in the pre-market

>>25229129
based and zubrinpilled

MARA will probably go crazy tomorrow, I'm thinking about buying some shares in the premarket, good idea? Also, should I buy for market order or set a limit?

>>25229139
but i can buy from divvies

>>25229056
Footballs for faggots, thanks for supporting a bunch of niggers that hate my country. Your heroes don't give a fuck about you.

>>25228935
4X cases
1/2X deaths
Facts don't care about your feelings etc.

>>25228969

>>25228163
Why would you put mara?

>>25229165
buy now only going up

>>25229181
>make claim about official data
>be shown the data
>be wrong
>double down on original claim anyways
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" isn't an argument

>>25228896
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>25229139
>>25229081
I appreciate how effective all of these vaccines are against a novel coronavirus.

>>25228163
Huh well you could be right, I guess

>>25227693
Is Tim Sykes a fraud?

All MARAuders report in.

>>25229235

>>25229195
i meant to put money into mara as in buying stocks
my mistake

>>25228935
source

>>25229258

>>25229243
itll climb up to 200$

>>25229266
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
They're an aggregator for the official national sources, which are cited at the bottom

>>25229212
Yes fren but I've never done it before, market order or limit?

>>25228746
Lmao you fucking pathetic shill trynna fix that senile ass' image kill yourself

>>25229056
Why do you keep shilling this garbage?!?

>>25229257
Does he have youtube thumbnails of him flexing an expensive car or a private jet? If so, yes

>>25229314
I've asked him this repeatedly and all he can ever muster is "people like coffee"

>>25227693
Someone answer >>25229257 please

https://financialpost.com/personal-finance/stop-using-your-tfsa-to-frequently-trade-stocks-the-cra-may-see-it-as-business-income
FUCK MY LEAF GOVERNMENT! I got curious what could happen if I made a bunch of money in my TFSA and started swing trading. Apparently the tax man can come over and say "Well, actually, we take-backsies on saying this is tax free"

Trump signed the bill at the last moment!. $1200 bucks in free money is on the way to my bank account. (I'm married). The cake topper; if they pass another check bill with 2000 in it next year. ($4000 for me!).

>>25229345
literally who?

if he's some eceleb yourube trader the answer is yes by default

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK JANNIES

I WANT TO BE RICH. I WANT SO MUCH MONEY I CAN LIVE LIKE JEFFERY EPSTEIN AND BUY HOT WOMEN FROM MEXICO.

WHAT PLAY WILL GIVE ME THIS LIFESTYLE?

>>25229294
im not sure its already climbing since thursday

>>25229387
>WHAT PLAY WILL GIVE ME THIS LIFESTYLE?
Bitcoin

>>25229386
hmmm...I'm not sure, fuck it I will buy a small position market order.

>>25229361
Who’s included?

>>25229172
>Footballs for faggots, thanks for supporting a bunch of niggers that hate my country. Your heroes don't give a fuck about you.

>>25229387
mara and you will have all the women you could imagine pic related

>>25229292
Can you explain why official data from the CDC on total deaths per week from all causes is barely impacted, despite all the hoopla about supposedly tens of thousands of people dying from COVID per day?

I got in on OCGN at 2.11, should I just sell my position and put that money into GME? I got in at 19 btw

>>25229450
t. bread and circus fan, probably owns a foam finger and roots for a team

>>25229078
It seems you misunderstood his reference to death rates declining relative to infection rates.
Not only did you miss that obvious conclusion from context, you're being an insufferable cunt about how wrong you are.
It's pathetic that you have political persuasion goals but you can't engage in a rational discussion like an adult, instead you're only flinging shit without establishing any knowledge or credibility whatsoever.

>>25229450
Oh, Packers fan are we? Take a knee boomer.

>>25229387
better buy MARA at open

>market opens in 12 hours with bill passed
So tell me /biz/, where is the future $600 headed to ?

alarm goes in 4 hours, i should get some sleep

>>25229172
Was about to post this but realized you're talking about burger football

>>25229438
idk anon you gotta BELIEVE

>futures

>>25229349
This is old news anon. You must be new to trading.

>>25229458
Because that's total world numbers, there's only a couple thousand dieing on the average day from coof in America. There's also some double counting, ie fat fucks who had heart attacks and coof being counted as coof victims. China had the opposite problem with it's numbers, where if doctors could find literally anything else to blame the death on they would. Can't please everyone with death stats.

>>25229470
>more autistic screeching and mindless insults
filtered lol

BABA IS DOWN ANOTHER 5% ON CHINK CHONK MARKET
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/9988.HK/

>>25229220
>>25228935
Daily deaths have increased, but so have daily cases. The ratio is crucial.
Significantly fewer people are dying among every 100 infected than in the first half of 2020. The deadliness of Covid has decreased dramatically, which official statistics show transparently. In order to sustain the narrative, journalists make sure never to talk about the case/death ration anymore (which used to be done in early to mid 2020). They know if they communicated the dramatic decrease of danger, lockdowns would be opposed in all Western countries.

You are being played like a fiddle, anon...

>>25228150
I sold my puts last monday for a 3k gain. I was right lol

>>25229527
Vhangity Chong chanz gong!?

Alibababros... this can't be...

>>25229458
It's so funny becuase the data is all there for the public to see, but news articles regurtitate it, it remains invisible to normies. Here's one from Germany btw. It's the same all over Europe.

>>25227916
Gran Tierra Energy, an energy company. Lots of folk think it’s seriously undervalued and as corona restrictions lift it will rise as well

>TRUMP: "On Monday the House will vote to increase payments to individuals from $600 to $2,000."
Uh-oh, THE PUMP IS A RUSE!

>>25229531
WERE ALL GONNA DIE LONG ANIME

should i buy mara at open or am i too late biz?

>>25229565
Alibaba and the 40 chinks

Bought 40 shares of MARA for premarket tomorrow at $11.4

>>25229531
Because there was a dramatic failure in testing in the early stages of covid. The official case numbers from April are almost certainly a huge understatement. Corona isn't super lethal and never has been, the danger is that enough people get sick at once to fuck the hospital system (like Italy in March).

Coof really isn't a danger to the average person, the danger comes from how contagious it is. When 80 million people get sick, there will be hundreds of thousands or millions of serious cases even if the average case is mild.

>>25229531
viruses usually get less lethal as they spread, this is pretty undisputed knowledge. you're probably right but being right doesn't change anything, just figure out a way to make money off it so that someday you can influence shit in a real way (propagandizing on the internet is better than nothing but it is in the end, a meme)

>>25228789
>>25228789
>I don't even watch anime

>>25229593
How did you buy it early?

>>25229519
Lol
Loser can't handle rational debate, resorts to name-calling and pretends to filter me.
Try this instead, instead of being ashamed of losing an anonymous argument, just learn something. It's ok that you completely misunderstood his point about declining death rates but nobody even knows who you are. You have the opportunity to be a little less retarded from now on.

>>25229565
It's going to be fine...
>r-r-right guys?

>He bought a stock in a communist country that wants the US crippled economically
but y

>>25229592
Rut row pwreese spare us masta xi

>>25229619
It's a buy order for tomorrow

>>25229056
Kek, this dumbass watches football

>>25229659
>sneakers
>dying hair to mimic European features
Cultureless. Might as well be American.

>>25229657
Because baba is the Amazon of the yellow people and the biggest economy of 2028 in raw gdp (its already the biggest in gdp ppp)

>>25229676
I have to wait until 7 am to place premarket orders

>>25229519
>There's also some double counting, ie fat fucks who had heart attacks and coof being counted as coof victims.
That's basically my point. Like that anon said, the US cases have skyrocketed and yet the US total deaths per week from all causes is only slightly elevated from past years, and also not even close to touching the peak in early April when everyone was caught unaware (which was also still not THAT elevated from past years same timeframe).

It's mostly under control despite what screaming, sensational news headlines the media prints.

>>25229707
>biggest economy of 2028
Another year of a magically modified Corona and you can lower that by another 2-3 years anon

>>25229707
china is not a capitalist country and it does not put private industry ahead of the CCP. this is the main difference between them and us. in effect, every chinese company has an artificial "cap" and can never get too big

>>25229597
>Because there was a dramatic failure in testing in the early stages of covid.
People are still pretending this is true, hell he might actually believe it. Remarkable.

>>25229657
because I will make money from it and I'm american so I'm actually helping america

>>25229702
A gook that steals random shit from western culture? How could we have possibly seems this coming!

>>25229657
China is unironically the future. American pigs are done for... but I just hope BABA is part of that future......

>>25229712
Oh, I use Schwab dude.

WILL RICH CHINESE BUSINESS WOMEN KEEP US WH*TE BOYS AS THEIR SEX SLAVE PETS ONCE THE CHINKS INVADE THE US?

>>25229659
>>25229782
etrade

>>25228935
I have been falling in to doing TA on my region's covid charts over the past couple months. Parabola broke. People, including PEOPLE WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER according to their education and specialty, are still doing the same mistake people made in spring; they are doing projections based on a runaway exponential growth. "we could literally have 10x this many cases by February!" types. No. Viral outbreak charts do not do that and never have. They peak out and rapidly drop for a variety of reasons.

I/we are SHORT corona chan. something something forward looking information.

>Russell is a full percent up in futures

>>25229258
Cost basis below $2 reporting im

>>25229816
i dunno if that means GME will be green though

QUESTION FOR ANYONE EXPERIENCED TRADING ON PRE-MARKET!
I have an order for MARA tomorrow at a limit of 11.02 because the google stock chart shows it dumped back down to 10.9 at 5:08 but Schwab says the ask price was 11.28. What do I trust?

Honestly buying CQQQ might be a better idea than buying any individual China company.

>>25229816
Bought the inverse 3x with 5k

Do I double down or wait out for a trump tweet to crater this?

>back after 3 days of not watching lines
Now what?

>>25229854
The bid/ask at open in premarket will have nothing to do with those. It will likely gap up.
A limit order will not fill.

>>25229258
where can i get some mara? its not on the rubinhood. ameritrade? what do u recommend

>>25229854
What's the ask price on Schwab? Usually that hits for me but you often end up overpaying.

>>25229918
You go back to watching lines

>>25229874
Check out ARKF's holdings, it has some nicely concentrated China tech holdings,

What if the real stimulus was the friends we made along the way

>>25229924
This.
Even if it fills at your price, it will be by a whale higher up the foodchain than you while the price runs up.

>>25227777
I have an old ebay channel I sold refurbished Vidya and retro stuff on that's still up. Been thinking about doing just this. I went to the local dollar store and they were selling electric shavers for half the price they were going on amazon. You can also order in store pickup of cases of such things at some of them. Pretty easy to turn 100% profit selling sunblock and tp.

>>25229805
I hope so

>>25227979
Fuck ye

>>25229973
>friends will be made along the way
>friendship in doubt as stimulus talks break down
>friends will be made along the way
>YOU ARE HERE
>friendship in doubt as stimulus talks break down

>>25229927
MARA is on robinhood

Thanks orange-utang
i was hoping for cheapies today

>>25227721
based

DXY surprisingly resilient despite stimulus news. Anyone have any ideas why?

God damn chink techstock are pushing honest chink stocks down!

>>25230107
Because 900bil is insignificant compared to our usual spending.
We give Israel how many billions a year?
We print billions every day.

>>25230107
Dollar milkshake has been talked about/jerked off to a lot in the macro world

Also at multi year support levels and a falling wedge pattern (bullish)

Can see an almost identical trend at the end of 2018

NEW

>>25230146
>>25230146
>>25230146

>>25229756
>every chinese company has an artificial "cap" and can never get too big
They're playing the long game and will probably win eventually.

>>25230137
(((OOOOOOHHH!!!)))
ANTISEEEsomthing forget what its called
;-()

>>25227979
Opti, UUU, pltr, and HERO are on the menu when i sell my shit

>>25228312
Trannies are way more fun than dudes

Roll for your stock picks
>last two digits are percent change
>third to last digit even = down, odd = up

>>25228524
Fall 2035

LATEST STIMULUS BILL HAS 1.5 BILLION IN FUNDING TO ESTABLISH A US STRATEGIC URANIUM RESERVE
UUUU and Uranium to the moon.!!

>>25227730

We live again boys

Tune in for comfy winter streams

>>25232562
COUV

>>25229492
MacDonaldeds niggets

Bababros...

Also here's a thing about CLF, I'm retarded and just bought because a twitch stoner told me to buy so I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

https://www.marketbeat.com/instant-alerts/nyse-clf-consensus-analyst-rating-2020-12/

>>25227778
Dabbled in reselling clearance merchandise on Fulfilled By Amazon. Not worth my time compared to my day job and all, though. I was thinking of hacking the Walmart inventory feed or I guess just paying for Brickseek, and see what I can do after hours.

>>25233616
Excuse me I meant to reply to >>25227778

>>25233637
Shit I'm retarded, I meant >>25227777

Probably need to invest in sleep

OPTI $1 by close Friday

When Karen sees her tax bill on her 100k gains would she demand lower taxes?

"I have to pay the government 35k!?"

>>25233688
>wait no, when I said wall street has to pay their fair share I didn't mean ME wtf I hate taxes now
you would hope that would be their reaction but who knows

What are some stocks that a NEET like me can invest in? I don't have much money. I only have like... 100$ to use for investing in stocks.

>>25233744
>>25233474

Will CRSR fucking go to 50 again

>>25233744
If you don't have a broker yet I've been enjoying Schwab, what with the zero commission trades and fractional shares in sp500 companies.

>>25227740
MRVL 31/12/20 49.00C are only .17, buy em up if you are confident. Money to be made.