/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25214981
Married to my girlfriend and hopefully childless forever more

>>25215081
>hopefully childless forever more
The /pol/cels aren't gonna like this one...

>>25214981
Sitting in front of my laptop, waiting LINK to hit 20$.

>>25215081
Cringe.
You are the only one of your genetic lineage to ever fail to reproduce, you could not be more of a disgrace to your ancestors.

>>25214981
dead in a ditch

>>25214981
I just became a millionaire this year so I'm waiting for borders to reopen so I can get a cozy beach villa somewhere warm and cheap and retire comfy.

Shitposting on /biz/

>>25214981
If btc goes to 400k$. I'll buy a villa in Spain for cheap, work remote from there with my wife which does the same job as me. My daughter playing in the sand, jumping in the swimming right after school.

I mean, if btc goes to 0, I'll do it anyway. So yeah. Life's good. My dreams are simple and concrete.

>>25215207
This. Comfy

>>25215121
WRONG retard. I will gladly be paid for my sperm and absolved of any legal duty or responsibility. I may even drop kindness bombs on my hoards of hopefully mostly half black white babies

>>25215097
Please be a typo, you meant 200 right anon? RIGHT??

I have only 100 inj and live in Latvia. So, I'll probably be ok, but not great

Prayerfully having my first home, and all the fun things that includes.

>>25215125
oof
>>25215207
>>25215251
Same. Baste

At home jerking it to tranny porn.
But I still have my 10.4BTC

>>25214981
As an avatar inside Epicenter living an ordinary life where my privacy is preserved

>>25215081
She's going to get impregnated by Trayquon while you're busy playing Nintendo Switch and you're going to have to pay to take care of the bastard

Still selling my small collection handmade clothes, but I’ll have way cooler, better equipment to make it with and I’ll also be making payments on a plot of land in the middle of fuck nowhere

>>25215121

Your family linage lead to you shit posting on a anime board. Is it really going anywhere special, just another consumer in the grinder.

>>25215423
...there are femanons on this board?

>>25215251
Reminder that even if you make it big, marry a model and have kids, interacting with /biz/tards will always be the only true way to resource yourself.

>>25215423
You'll never be a woman

>>25215097
based
except it will be sitting in front of my laptop waiting for link to hit 2k

>>25215094
Dont worry. If the mgtow are corect his gf will have an accidebt soon

>>25215460
>Your family linage lead to you shit posting on a anime board. Is it really going anywhere special, just another consumer in the grinder.

>>25215472
>there are femanons on this board?
no, retard

>>25215234
Basado same here, only way to make it is to have multiple lines a t same time

>>25214981
Barely making ends meet and contemplating suicide. So not that different from now.

>>25215195
you can still travel my man

Quitting my shitty warehouse job and NEETing for at least a year.

>>25215520
I fucking hope not, it would make my beard look GOOFY

>>25215413
WRONG again retard. My girlfriend is in menopause.

>>25215081
Tyrone will get you a beautiful niglet, don't worry.

>>25215081
Don't forget your fur beasts

>>25214981
Living in the pod

>>25215568
Sorry anon I didn't know you was a fellow frog poster, you gon make it fren.

>>25215460
damn fren take it easy

>>25215997
Shit, how fucking old are you bro?

>50yo fucking around with crypto

Sasuga Gen Xers.

still wagecucking most likely. Even if BTC hits $100k and I was set for life I still would probably wagecuck so i'd have something to do during the day

>>25217317
>hmmm instead of a driveway I think we need a huge ass potato patch and instead of a garage how about a dumb fucking cow and a toolshed

>>25217317
How does uber eats get to your doorstep

>>25214981
hanging out in Moscow with a beautiful Russian girl i recently met on the internet, pounding down vodka and cumming inside of her warm fertile slavic tummy

>>25217730
Are you literally retarded?

>>25217877
i tell em to meet me near the potato patch.

>>25214981
doing the same thing as now with 200k more to my name

>>25217910
What if they can't recognise the potato patch because they don't know gardening and end up in the leeks?

>>25217979
Then you shoot them dead for trespassing.

>>25214981
shitposting on /biz/ from a vacation in some hostel room in SEA, while still waiting for my investment to make this the standard

>>25215121
>kids end up taking 18+ years of your life and all your money
>they then leave and you see them maybe twice a year

>>25214981
>Where do you see yourself one year from now?

>>25217979
then my uber driver becomes a cursed scarecrow I add to my collection.

>>25214981
at a job i hate, probably back in the wage cage, contemplating suicide every 8-12 weeks. still """learning to code."""

>>25217317
Based and John Seymour pilled

worth a million bucks from 530k today

hopefully dead, im tired of living

>>25215195
This has been the absolute BEST YEAR IN HUMAN HISTORY to travel.

All the infrastructure is there, but the scared mongoloids are all at home.

I saw monuments all by myself, it was fucking beautiful. The silence, the peace.

people who are waiting for le meme borders to open are true retards, thanks for being you!

>>25217317
Kids like you have no fucking clue how much work that is.

>>25218580
the work is the point shit for brains, doing work you actually enjoy & benefit from keeps you young. doing spreadsheets for mr. shekelberg 9 hours a day with a 45 minute commute each way is what makes work suck.

>>25218580
I grew up like this in Texas to a small extent. I'm 34, I know exactly how much work this is. If I "made it", this is what I intend to be doing with my time.

>>25218530
This. You haven't lived until you've walked through an airport with no lines onto a plane that's only 30% full. It's like having your own private jet.

>>25214981
Yucky I hate that living room it has that "rich clutter" aestiic. I unironically hate gaudy "rich people" furniture. It looks like shit.

In federal prison with you bros when the IRS, SEC, and FBI tries to fuck us for money laundering, wire fraud, and securities fraud just for transacting BTC using a real wallet.

>>25216278
>Year 2089
>You broke a internet hate speech law
>You cuck pod locks all it's own doors
>Internet connection removed.
>"Anon you will serve 10 years cuckening"
>Faggot cuck porn projected onto every wall along with mainstream media like SUPER HERO MOVIE! Latest DISNEY REMAKE
>Scanners measure your brain chemistry
>Air laced with Normium
>Pod will no unlock until it detects you have been fully conditioned into normiedom
>Extra bad boys will have there cuck pod crane lifted right into Starbucks and the pod walls turned clear for public ridicule by an endless stream of cooooonsooomer normies,
>Chemicals injected to make your body reject tendies.

Living in your own cell.

>>25214981
I'm getting close to proposing to my gf so there are 3 options:
1.- married with one baby on the way, I'm grinding our way out of our shitty country
2.- I get rejected and depression and lonelyness finally takes over me; I btfo to somewhere desolate and grow old and melancholic.
3.- An hero

>>25217317
This is what I want. This is two acres?
>install a water tank that's filled up by hose and has valves which are electronically controlled on a timer to open to soak water the various veggies
>have set up that automatically fills the water troughs of the animals, just like a toilet when water levels get low
>have chambers that you move your two cows through and cycle them to a new chamber every two weeks replacing them with chickens so they can scratch their poop and fertilize the soil
>grow a bunch of squash, tomatoes, strawberries, spinach, basil, potatoes, broccoli, and grapes
Sounds nice desu
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