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I pretend irl that i dont hold any crypto, my friends are telling me how itsane it is that btc is at 27k and i just nod politely and tell them i think btc is scam, then they laugh at me, then i go home and look at my crypto-collection. +4k since yesterday, feels so comfy anons.. i can just sit with cup of tea and all is well

>> No.25204123

Good

>> No.25204131

you're smart
I regret telling the people that I told and all the places that have my kyc

>> No.25204165

>>25204118
good move.
"nocoiner rage" is a real thing and will continue to get worse.
there will come a day, not far away....maybe 4 or 5 years where the veil will be ripped away and they will no longer be able to ignore it.
when the average nocoiner realizes they could've bought 3 or 4 btc a decade earlier and now have 10M they are going to lose their shit en masse.

stay away from them and let them drown. no use saving them at this point. its over.

>> No.25204168

>>25204118
Why not be a chad and encourage your peers to be wealthy as well? They are only going to hold grudges against you eventually if you let them know. I got a few of my friends into buying in Jan 2018 and I have never seen them be as excited about finance.

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>>25204131
i have my key written on metal plate so mouse cant eat it, check it out, they will do it for u for few bucks

>> No.25204346

>>25204131
Why do u regret it

>> No.25204390

>>25204176
kek nice phrase bro
>>25204346
because its not safe for people to know you own it. imagine telling everyone you know you have a million dollars of cash under your mattress.

>> No.25204397

NIGGER

>> No.25204409

>>25204118
Why do you keep your true self from your friends? You sure these truly are your friends?

>> No.25204411

>>25204176
never seen an account balance go to zero so quickly

>> No.25204413

>>25204168
just wait dude. you will learn
>hey anon i'm selling at 30k as i think this is top
>uhh...well...i'm not so sure..
>yeah, i'm selling for sure, you should too...
>(flash forward 12 months)
>holy shit anon have you seen the price of bitcoin?!? its 125K
>yea...crazy huh?
>fuk dude I sold! wtf, you told me you did too right?!?!
>uhh no, I actually I held
>PLZ...I need a loan man! wat? you're not going to help me out even tho you're so rich??!?!?! wtf????

>> No.25204425

>>25204397
N

>> No.25204435

>>25204118
Good, when BTC crashes, you won't be embarrassing yourself.

>> No.25204436

>>25204118
its the ultimate and final high iq red pill.
play a role always around them.
act like dwayne johnson, always smiling and larp that you think crypto is scam and "i dont understand it".

>> No.25204453

>>25204176
Thx just took 100k

>> No.25204468

>>25204436
>haha anon i dont understand it either but i made $1000 yesterday!

>> No.25204474

>>25204118
I told my friends. I regret it

>> No.25204501

>>25204165
I'm from bulgaria. From reading the comments on a news-site everyday for the past year i can tell you, people are VISCOUS angry. (with everything). They are not happy and they are waiting to unload on someone. Even more visible with covid.

They are angry that they are poor from stupid mistakes, angry about restrictions, mask wearing, crowds in supermarkets, jobs, angry if people take photos in crowds to show the news how they are gathering like sheep. Threatening violence all the time.

And keep in mind the worst annoyance i had was the other day, some karen mall cop at the utility store telling me "siiiir please pull your mask on the nose too" when i was entering.

And thats nothing compared to america, where people are assaulting each other over masks and spitting in each other faces, like daily.

>> No.25204514

>>25204118
If people like described in that image exist, please do the world a favor and murder them when you find them.

>> No.25204518

>>25204118
I only told my closest friends, and I highly regret it.
>Gets paycheck from boss. hands it right back to him
topkek. I witnessed this firsthand when I worked in the service industry. dumbass waiter bitches would rack up a bill of $50+ after every shift at the bar they worked at

>> No.25204561

>>25204501
yes. and by the time this all unravels there will be no more jobs, robots doing 70% of work, super high unemployment.
the normies will be standing in breadlines with mask on.
i honestly feel bad, but I didn't create this situation.

>> No.25204577

>>25204514
is this a joke? its like 80%+ of western society

>> No.25204608

>>25204468
Act excited for him. Tomorrow he will lose them on some shitcoin or the wrong address.

As I was saying about bulgaria. Before 7 years when some new supermarket opened, they had bananas and pickles on promotion. so as the doors were opening at 8AM, hordes of boomers rushed in, FIGHTING EACH OTHER to buy bananas and pickles. And were talking if you buy 20 bananas, how much will you eat before they spoil?

People are very dumb, flexing, jealous and vain here, and so are americans.
They don't buy food or preps and then get viscious when you have something they dont. Because they were too buy leasing a BMW.

If they know you have even 1 BTC, even if you drive a regular old car and they dont see you buying anything, they will still ASSAULT you on the street.
Out of anger. Just because they leased some german car to flex, and they got divorced..and they are living poor now....they will get angry at you.

Sorry but thats the reality. They can make all the wrong choices, buy iphones, bmw's then when you have 50k in bitcoin and they dont have a job for a few months, they might actually assault you over nothing on the street, just because they are jealous.

Lie, keep your mouth shut, larp as mystery mafia man with vague answers.
Make them fear you, be the last guy they want to mess with.

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>>25204561
they already are dude.
For fuck sake, on the 24th I saw a long ass line waiting to get in the supermarket.
I havent seen such lines since communism.

They only exist to make lines and traffic jams, and consoom.
and the best part is they never stop buying food like crazy, only when their paydayloans finally crash that they suddenly realize they cant...afford bread.

Ive seen a family that literally struggles, loan an Audi a4, bought an apartment with a loan, repaired, installed TWO (2) air conditioners. And they got divorced obviously.
normies try to leave WAYYYYY BEYOOOND their means and its time to get crushed on the bread lines.

i never had 1 air conditioner man. I drive an old audi a3. and i make more money then they do without an apartment loan.
Now i have a villa im about to fully pay off with crypto.

normies deserve to suffer

>> No.25204707

>>25204577
What a sad society you live in.
You should kill them all!

>> No.25204798

>>25204413
I don't manage their portfolios. I only encouraged them to buy in and got them interested enough for them to make their own decisions.

>> No.25204885

>>25204694
>normies deserve to suffer
they crave suffering evidently

>>25204798
>I don't manage their portfolios
you are young and don't get it yet.
they will irrationally blame you. you ever hear about the rule never try to swim out and save a drowning person because they will kill you in the process?
same is 100% true for a retarded poorfag. they will accuse you, blame you, beg you, curse you, threaten you, lie about you, etc etc etc.
starvation does not violate the nap. you need to just keep your distance and let nature take its course.

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>>25204885
aint a joke mate.
I see it everywhere. At work for example the CRM guy is always on edge, worried, getting angry.

And people are constantly looking to get in conflict or yell at their families.

Dave Chappelle's "keeping it real" skit is a great life lesson.
When that lady in the store bugged about "mask covering the nose" i could have made a big argument over it, dragged the rest of store security and manager. It was just so easy to pull my mask pretending "ah ok" and then walk way with it down.
Dont get me wrong, still got angry...but its not worth it.
normies are a fucking magn
et for confrontations.

>> No.25205062

>>25204176
Is this a new meme i dont like it

>> No.25205073

>>25205025
you good, brah? you've literally made the same rambly comment 4 times in this thread

>> No.25205102

>>25205073
eh....kinda edgy.
You know living in a commie country can take a toll on the nerves.

I picked up lockpicking to have a hobby to take my mind off and make me more calm and careful.
hope it helps.

>> No.25205118

>>25205102
godspeed anon, stay woke and wagmi

>> No.25205329

>>25205062
yes

>> No.25205356

>>25205102
very nice advice anon thank you
>>25205073
u should take the advice anon dont be stupid

>> No.25205384

i cant get over the "cheap car" part, i hate how normies look at my shitbox.. ill wait few years and cash out few % and pretend i got it on credit or something lul

>> No.25205412

Anons never tell friends or your workplace you hold crypto. They will laugh at you when it dumps and be envy when it pumps. There are some people who know I hold crypto (make that mistake the previous bullrun). Told them it's not near 1k and it's basically profit so I can loose it all and wouldn't be bothered. Also I tell them I'm more in to index funds (normies absolutely loves that).

>> No.25205496

>>25204118
high IQ

If Bitcoin goes to 100k, 1mil you don't want to be known as the "crypto" guy.

>> No.25205561

>>25205496
"when"

>> No.25205582

>>25205412
also stay away from all "workplaces" lol

>> No.25205630

>get calls from friends
>WOAH bitcoin this bitcoin that, it's insane
>yeah i missed the boat
>+30000$

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25206036

I just told people I lost a lot of money in crypto and I stopped investing as it turned out bad. I am tired of old "friends" calling me to hang out same time as BTC hits ATH.

>> No.25206143

>>25204694
>normies try to leave WAYYYYY BEYOOOND their means and its time to get crushed on the bread lines.

I'd really recommend Sam Hyde conversations with Nick Rochefort about boomers, normies and buying cars - I think you'll enjoy that shit

>> No.25206212

>>25205384
Germanfag here. German normies might actually like their cars more than anyone else.
I think its just plain stupid to literally indebt yourself to the (((bank))) to have a € 60k car you spend maybe 1 hour a day in.
If you need your car for work i.e. traveling sales man its another story but I know ppl with retail jobs paying like 30% or more of their salary for a fucking car. baka, they're never gonna make it.

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>>25206212
ppls STOOPID

>> No.25206716

>>25206212
It's because they see a car as the ultimate status symbol, it gives other people the signal that the owner is of high value.

I live in EE and it's way worse. Here normies buy the used cars from you guys, and mostly the premium brands, which cripples them financially with big engine taxes, repair costs, fuel consumption. All this for a few minutes of glory when an acquaintance sees you (as if driving a 10 year old base model diesel BMW is a signal you made it).

I like cars a lot but I won't enslave myself for other people to think higher of me. I will buy a cool real sports car when I truly afford it.

>> No.25206793

>>25206716
for what % of your networth would u buy dream car?

>> No.25206831

>>25206793
I would go no higher than 10%. It's still a ridiculous amount to spend on a degrading piece of metal, I know.

>> No.25206832

here in czechia its exactly same, masses of people with car on lease are founding out they cant afford it.. the problem is they still believe coronavirus will be soon over, they dont know it will drag on for years and years to destroy them... neighbors are seriously chatting with each other how "after winter hopefully we will return to normal"

>> No.25206984

>>25206793
pretty much this >>25206831
Although there are some cars that appreciate slightly (older 911s) most of them go to the ground in value, even used ones.

A used 2015 coupe c300 would be cool.

>>25206832
Haha czechia must be pretty wealthy if you guys look at new cars. Here F10 bmws are considered new cars.

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25206993

I come from a family of white trash tweakers and none of my blood relatives know I own any crypto, I’ve only told my wife and a couple close friends. Besides that if I ever get rekt I’d rather spare myself the extra embarrassment. Literally no good can come from flaunting your money. It’s best to let everyone believe you’re poor and struggling just like the rest of them.

>> No.25207196

>>25206984
haha no just ppl are more stupid, also some cultures have cars more as status symbol.. here u have lot of chinks, for them car is everything

>> No.25207263

thx and happy wishes to you too bros
>>25206036
perfect strategy. As soon as someone wants something from you, simply say you lost it.

If they want to borrow some tool or machine, say its broken.

>> No.25207358

>>25206143
ive seen those videos 1000 times while working. fun.
>>25206212
i have a small villa in the mountains on an off-road that you need an SUV to get to.
So...most cars just have ZERO value for me.

And getting some fancy X5 to get danged and stuck in the mud would be laughable.

You should be happy to be stealthy with your normal car.You dont want to be noticeable and memorable.

If you are jealous of some karen flexing on you, just go at night and spray the underside of her car with vinegar and hydrogen peroxide. But light spray so it doesnt drip and leave evidence. RUST CITY

>> No.25207397

>>25206832
the most hilarious part is people still spending thinking coronavirus is almost over.
they will probably lose their job tomorrow, food will become shortage, and they are still leasing cars, buying iphones and video cardsl.

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25207510

>>25205062
>new
Newfag spotted

>> No.25207512

>>25204118
Definitely don't tell them you're holding Fuse in 2022.

>> No.25207514

>mom talks to me about bitcoin
>she's interested in investing
>DONT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT TELLING ME
>fast forward 3 says ago, I find out that she gave 5k worth of btc tome people to invest on it
She's retarded and I'm upset as fuck because she never gave me this kind of money to buy them when I was a 17 year old kid 8 years ago.

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25207521

>>25204118
based

>> No.25207653

>>25207358
>You should be happy to be stealthy with your normal car.You dont want to be noticeable and memorable.

This so much. That's why Italian Mafia type people usually drive nice but not over the top cars (obviously theres exceptions to the rule but either they're the ones on the top or the ones soon to be incarcerated). They might be scumbags but they're not stupid. Having a flashy car just paints a target on your back.

>> No.25207782

>>25205384
Keep the shitbox till it appreciates in value because people get nostalgic for them

>> No.25207828

>>25206831
I'm just lucky I'm into cars, but almost exclusively cheap ones

>> No.25207863

>>25205412
>index funds (normies absolutely loves that).
Remember when /biz/ used to have a hardon for those? I'm talking 2014 or so.

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25208257

>>25207358
>If you are jealous of some karen flexing on you, just go at night and spray the underside of her car with vinegar and hydrogen peroxide

>> No.25208434

>>25208257
kek thats one of the main reasons to get a shit car - you can fuck with them and they cant fuck with you

>> No.25208464

I've suggested to like, everyone I know BTC is a good long term bet and there will be new ATHs, I would make these suggestions between the prices of 2k-10k both before and after the 2017/18 bullrun to 20k

they all don't care, they all don't get it, and they're all flat broke
and since then nothing's changed, except for 2 bests friends who each both bought a house with no money down and pay almost exclusively interest from month to month...... so ugh, great for them

>> No.25208512

>>25208257
no one checks the underside of their car.
No one suspects that someone would corrode your suspension to fuck with you.
Everyone expects a knife in the tire or on the paint.

But never in a million years would someone think that their car started to rust down there because of sabotage.

You can sneak one night with 2 small spray bottles. spray vinegar first. on the control arms and parts that are not easily visible. Dont spread on the wheel that is visible.

The best part is because its their "dream german car" they will keep spending money changing parts and the car because it corroded once...will rust the whole frame in 1 year.

They will spend like 5000$ before just throwing it away, not able to even resell it.

>> No.25208536

Told family and friends to buy sub 10k
Only my mom actually bought (I told her at 3k in march)
Everyone is trying to get her to pull out, including my dad, but she trusts me as I gave the advice

I think we'll go on an extended family holiday soon

>> No.25208584

>>25204176
Those gross digits you call fingers

>> No.25208626

Help me euro anons. How did you make it? Just got in early enough? Im starting with 5k Aus dollar, what do I do with it to make it? Please help, I've lost my job due to corona

>> No.25208746

>>25204608
I'm moving to Bulgaria because alcohol is so cheap. Can you be strapped at least?

>> No.25208953

>>25208626
Yea, man, thats great! Ppl here pretend to have tons but reality is there are more millionars out there then btc.. having one btc is veery nice long term goal. You should just dollar average and add more btc when you can

>> No.25208975

>>25208464
Same mate. I wish I had your foresight. I tried with some stocks, now with BTC. Nobody cares. Its almost painful to see others, especially family, to throw away their shot at freedom and wealth

>> No.25209007

>>25208536
Lovely relationship there. My mom doesnt trust my advice, although literally everyone in my family knows I am more intelligent and capable than them (and I dont want to sound arrogant, they tell me this as well).
My mom is too afraid to even invest in some shabby ESG Msci World Crap yielding ETF

>> No.25209032

>>25204118
> can just sit with cup of tea
Patrician taste anon
Fuck coffee drinkers

>> No.25209057

>>25204165
I went too heavily on meme altcoins and low on btc. I want to load up my btc bags but I think there will be a better time when the price crashes
Retarded take or nah?

>> No.25209236

>>25209057
Smart. Wait for the dump, should come soon.

Invest in the top coins, make altcoins an after thought, sort of a gamble.

>> No.25209340

>>25208536
get her to cash out the initial investment so that all that's left is free cash

>> No.25209399

>>25204501
lol... my poor Ivan don't come to Paris
Sofia is heaven compared to the West
believe me

>> No.25209448

Only my parents know and they don’t know how to access it, only how to access instructions how to access it upon my untimely death.

I don’t spend much, so my friends don’t even suspect anything.

>> No.25209481

>>25209399
Kek i was riding uber yesterday on my way for some weed laughing my ass off and the driver told me im first normal person in a week, ppl are furios or not there.. pretty comfy neet life but i feel like i got to catch up with reality

>> No.25209529

>>25204118
Your normie friends discussing and buying bitcoin is bearish as fuck. Anyone that doesn't understand this is ngmi.