/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25205381
Im proud anon!
Its already much better then last time, you clearly followed our advice.

OP is a faggot

it's pretty good anon, it's cheering me up quite a bit. you see, i want to kill myself because i missed out on btc at an affordable price. so i appreciate the very nice helicopter. i imagine it's coming to pick up my corpse after i flung myself over a cliff

>>25205381
nice thread, kid

Based redpilled and high IQ

>>25205381
gmi fren

> wake up
> shitty breakfast
> ass tearing shit
> find at least one high quality thread
morning saved.

would be a shame if someone crashed this parade
>???

>>25205381
my thread died for this

So imagine there's this beach side town, and every week there's an animal parade down the boardwalk. There's two groups of animal trainers, and they're rivals. One's from Spain and has a bunch of bulls and caballeros. The other's from Moscow and has bears and cossacks. Only one group can parade on a given week so they're always fighting it out for who gets to show off for all the townspeople. And the people fucking love it, they're putting bets on "Oh, the Cossacks will get it this time", "No, the Caballeros will, the Caballeros will". Cliques are formed of diehard fanatics for each group, who despise the other performance with a passion, raucously cheering and throwing street parties when their favorite trainers get the parade route, and breaking into angry ranting and melancholic weeping when they don't. Maybe the entire town's just that autistic, who knows.

>>25205780
Fuck crabs

>>25205799
>One's from Spain and has a bunch of bulls and caballeros.

>>25205817
>The other's from Moscow and has bears and cossacks.

>>25205838
Then one day, it's parade time, and the town's out, watching and waiting. And they're standing along the side of the street, hoping to see a bull charging down the road or a hear a bear roaring in the distance, but there's nothing. Everybody's confused. "Where's the parade? There's always a parade..." And then one kid shouts "Look!" and points to the start of the route. And scuttling there, as happy as can be, is a

SINGLE
RUNTY
RETARDED LOOKING
CRAB

Just this tiny fucking crab, with a tiny fucking stupid looking face, scuttling sideways down the boardwalk. Except since it's so retarded, it can't even scuttle in a straight line, it oscillates up and down the path, occasionally stumbling on a knothole or falling down a set of steps. Just the single fucking crab.

And everybody is disappointed, because it sure as fuck ain't as exciting as a bear or bull, so they go home grumbling. "But hey," they think to themselves as they tuck themselves in that night, "at least it should just be this one time. What's the chances of it happening again?"

>>25205799
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>>25205857
top fucking kek

Based

good thread

:)

>>25205381
>i spent all of last week planning this thread
absolutely based