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25192981 No.25192981 [Reply] [Original]

Real talk here guys , the only way we are going to break 11 dollars is with a sacrifice.
Some people think partnerships and gay blockchain conventions are what drive prices, but in reality it all boils down to time-stamped sharpies in the pooper here.
Every great pump can be traced back to a brave anon sliding a sharpie into his anus and taking a time/id stamped picture of the result. Whales think it is funny and they have an unwritten pact to pump prices on any and all stamped pooper sharpies.

Will you be the one to usher in the next bill run?

5 LINK to the next 10 persons who post a timestamped of sharpie in poophole

>> No.25193025

This is fact. 1,2,3, not it.

>> No.25193077

>>25192981
has anyone ever posted it?

>> No.25193150

i only have a a marker and that thing is about twice the girth and thats not going in my treasured pooper sorry op

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25193217

remember the guy that used to post this and people would do it

>> No.25193225

>>25193077
How new are you? There are tons of pics already

>> No.25193240

>>25193150
Not even for 10 linkies?

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25193270

>>25192981

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25193346

>>25193270

>> No.25193353

>>25193270
ooof close but no cigarette

>> No.25193378

>>25193346
>21/02/20

>> No.25193387

>>25193270
Lord Sergey witness this sacrifice and bring us price levels higher. Oh merciful Sergey, accept our offering.

>> No.25194384

>>25193353
oopsie didn't check the date

>> No.25194428

>>25192981
I totally would, but for my beautiful sculpted ass your gonna have to pay more than 5 linkies.