/biz/ - Business & Finance

I come with gifts smg

First for anime

R8 portfolio

>>25159446
GREEN ID AND PLTR HITS $35 15 MIN AFTER OPENING BELL MONDAY

gonna sell ATVI and maybe a TTWO so i can get 40+ of HERO ETF since its 30 ish rn

>>25159494
checked

How to deal with high neuroticism as a trader?

>>25159519
try to invest in ETFs since theyre run by people doing this shit for a living, avoid penny stocks since they blow up easily. buy what you know. research a bunch.

I
LOVE
CUNNY

>>25157511 #
Imagine making a vocaroo to pretend to be someone else to defend yourself
Kek
And for the record, me, the anti soijack poster, I am the same person who did all the DD on UUUU getting anons to buy in at $2.50, I am the same guy who said to buy NIO when it hit $40 to ride it for NIO day, I am the same guy who suggested BNKU after the Fed allowed bank buybacks at $22. “Oh he doesn’t post meme stocks!!”
I have made more money for people here in one month than soijack poster has made in his entire life.
Soijack poster on the other hand is actively trying to lose people money, give bad advice, bad tickets, as he thinks it’s funny to lose people money. What a faggot

>>25159468
Where can I come inside of these gifts?

Buy BABA

Buy BOOBA

>>25159557
CUU~UU~NNY

Short T on Monday.

I’m kinda drunk from one white claw

>>25159605
I can't, all I know how to do is buy more T

>>25159605
but why

>>25159630
RIP you

Clf

>>25159644
Nashville RV bomb

How can we profit from the nashvile terrorist attack?

>>25159667
>>25159677
What are you talking about I don't understand

>>25159667
for fuck's sake is this gonna make things dump on Monday
>>25159691
just google it I was in the thread all day too and didn't hear about it till just now either

>>25159691
Turn on the radio bro

>>25159588
My wife Remilia...

Who else is enjoying some drinks?

>>25159667
>>25159677
>>25159691
>>25159708
>>25159714
Ohhh nvm I just checked the news. I am britfag so this wasn't front page news for me, had to go to the US section

Ok what does this have to do with T?

>>25159677
>incessantly rubs jew claws

>>25159677
A white person died. Just be happy

If this post ends in same two digits, then PLTR will be 40 EOY

>>25159716
A delicious Italian Chianti, you?

>>25158022
Checked and this. Pic related is why I can tell this is going to run so hard. Someone wants cheapies.

>>25159727
poltards are saying an at&t building was the target

>>25159759
I wish I had something fancy like that. Just some hard seltzer. I offered to buy cider but she said she got this.
At least it goes down easy.

>>25159744
o fug chegg'd :DD

>>25159742
KYS, j*w.
>>25159626
idk who that faggot was, but it looked like he deleted his post. in any case, I'm the original $UUUU shill from /pmg/. been shilling it in there for months before /smg/. pic related is my account when I started buying. remember kids, don't trust imposters.

>>25159744
I'll check those dubs for you. But I won't fomo PLTR. I got in at 15 and folded at 14. There's not a chance I'll hold it without being emotional.

Cramers show is stupid

>>25159803
Hey bro, wanna spot me a few million? K thanks love you babe.
But seriously, I'm glad you made it anon. Maybe one day I will, too.

>>25159716
im always enjoyin some drinks, christmas is not an excuse to increase the amount of regular drinks

>>25159845
That’s 20,000 dollars fag

>>25159787
It's not so fancy, £8 from the supermarket yesterday. You can get some nice wine really cheap nowadays. I've never had hard seltzer before. Looks like a good chill drink

>>25159785
If it's terrorists vs T, that's a war T will win. If /pol/ is right on this then I will be buying the dip

>>25159803
Good for you fren you deserve it

>>25159857
K. A bit tipsy so maybe my eyes added a digit or two. No harm no foul. >>25159860
Glad to hear it. I do enjoy pink moscato when wine feels like the right mood.
White claw is definitely a magnet for basic bitches like me but it's lower calories and will still give you a buzz. Little downsides compared to other stuff.

>>25159716
Drinking port in front of the fire with the dogs. Thinking about UUUU. Very comfy lads.

meh. looking to move some more cash into this portfolio. any recommendations for long term holds?

Anyone who posts cunny will be blessed with infinite gains next year.

>if id purple-ish BCRX Japan news comes before the end of the year
>if id purple-ish and digits, BCRX Japan and EU news come before the end of the year

>>25159971
Rollin’

>>25159971
Oh no no no BCRX bros

Should I sell my RAD?

>>25159908
Damn, makes me miss the gas fireplace we used to have when I lived with family. Those were good times. Maybe one day I'll reach that comfy.
>>25159935
Maybe CCL if you're willing to try to snipe a dip. The 50 SMA crossed the 200 SMA like a week ago so it's likely to be the time to buy in for real. Or I'm full of shit and I'm gonna pay for it later. Double check me on finviz to be safe.
>>25159966
Double dubs are checked
>>25159971
Shiggle Diggle, I bet on them.

>>25159716
My lady got me a 9 different varieties of single malt scotch. I'm on an 18 year Glenfiddich, now.

just buy vale dude fuck the waiting is murder but bio tech stocks are always shit

BTC seems to be maintaining $24k. All of us holding shitcoin miners are gonna make it
>>25159560
>Imagine making a vocaroo to pretend to be someone else to defend yourself
The actual soijak poster would just keep baiting you.
>Soijack poster on the other hand is actively trying to lose people money, give bad advice, bad tickets, as he thinks it’s funny to lose people money.
I still don't understand how a bad maymay can make people panic sell

>>25159468
Blessed cunny posting.

>>25160031
It can't anon is just autistic. That said, soijack poster is a net negative to the thread. He's just annoying noise.

>>25160021
Hot damn, anon. You're getting pampered, I hope you treated her as much like a princess as she did for you.

Sbvcf,

OTC weed SPAC with king nog himself sponsoring it Jay-z. Buy?? Or not?

What's the next generation of memes after GME?

>>25160021
Single malt scotch is the best kind of whisky. Treated myself to a bottle of Jura 10 single malt and an Oban Little Bay

>>25160115
GHIV and BTWN

wait what the fuck?

RK was the GME multi-millionaire all along?????

>>25160115
Justin is ultra-bullish on UNFI. I'll wait on confirmation on whole foods contract

>>25158463
Wage slaving so I can buy more stonks

>>25160126
It really is. I used to be a bourbon guy, but once I had some scotch, I didn't realize how much I actually hated the harsh bite of bourbon.

>>25160061
I'd like to think so, but honestly, I don't think anything I did even compares.

>>25160031
>>25160053
I don’t think you understand that the posts about GME isn’t the only thing he does. He has admitted multiple times that he lurks 12+ hours a day and makes posts recommending to buy stocks that he strongly believes are worthless/are going to go down. He said he thinks it’s funny to have people buy shitty stocks and lose money because of his advice. The GME FUD shitposts is just the most obvious. He is also the same guy who pretends to be homeless.

>>25160183
RK coming out at DFV was my favorite Christmas gift. Apparently he's taking a break from streaming, hopefully just until the new year.

I did suspect DFV was RK because of the name, though.

holy fuck lads the airpods are cool my parents got them because i didnt really ask for anything. i wanna long apple but they keep doing jewish shit

>>25160205
It'd be funny if he was the JVA autist actually. But the solution to retards posting garbage stocks is simple, do a cursory dig and tell them why it's shit (case in point, JVA is a pennystock with 7k volume and barely any revenue; and JVAnon can't find an argument for it other than "coffee good")

>>25159803
>I'm the original $UUUU shill from /pmg/
I should lurk over there more sometimes
Thanks for the quality shilling fren

>>25160211
i missed the wednesday stream since i didnt think he'd do a stream
but hey Monday is going to be funny now

I assume that was his YOLO account since obviously his RK portfolio has a bunch of other value shit

KEK, DON’T SHILL THIS SHIT TO ME
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE MONEY
MY WALLET WITH MTLX AND THIS IS THE EASIEST WAY TO GET CASH NOW POOR IDIOTS CAN’T UNDERSTAND IT

You asshole soijack posters made me sell MARA!

>>25160279
fren there is no Monday stream, there are probably no more 2020 streams, check his channel

>>25159677
PLTR, TLS, Palo Alto, all that deep state cyber spook stuff

I start wageslave Monday :(
If only I held.

>>25160186
What job do I need to have to make $100 an hour?

I know you can't time the market, but is monday a good day to make a big stock purchase?

>>25160314
oh just saw his latest video
how heartwarming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIVscxs9oJg

>>25160347
I've heard the 4chan janny sector pays very well

>>25160371
Sure sounds like you're trying to time the market.

>>25160115
Vale isnt a meme but makes sense

>>25160264
JVA is a good stock. Hold till it hits $7 to $10.

>>25160138
MY PORTFOLIO IS GHIV POSITIVE

>>25159744

JVA is an easy stock to play and hold.

>>25160371
You can't time the market so who knows. The only useful thing anyone can say is, other than do your research first: if there is any downside risk to the stock you want to buy right now, buy in increments

>>25160382
With all the revenue the site pulls in? No doubt.

You think they get some profit sharing/equity or just insane salaries?

>>25158463
Playing dbd, lifting and chilling with frens online. Also drawing furry porn and working on a comic that will generate enough capital for me to make it in a few years
Newfag to stocks though, have been reading a lot about investing over the last few days. I'm realising what an idiot I was to wait this long, but I still have a lot more time to spare than many other people so im thankful for that

What’s BTWN

>>25160461
DBD
based

>>25160031
are you a fellow MARAuder too anon? i'm thinking BTC might be able to crack $25k this weekend

>>25160534
You really think the dollar will plunge below 4,000 sats?

>>25159803
Thanks friend I saw some shilling around $2 and took it.

>didn’t find stocks until after this bull run

It’s about to get fucking awful isn’t it? I’m very close to my suicide age

>>25160612
Quick, random questions: what's your skin color and income?

JVA it's popular

>>25160612
GME just made a bunch of people rich from August even if they missed the March dip
and a bunch of other shit

don't dwell on missed opportunities unless you're already old and retired. Look for the next one

>>25159716
i was acutally dry for two years.. and i decided to have a drink today. i feel miserable about it

>>25160205
>He has admitted multiple times that he lurks 12+ hours a day and makes posts recommending to buy stocks that he strongly believes are worthless/are going to go down.
If true, that's actually pretty bad
>>25160534
I sold MARA for BFARF. The gainz were too massive for my paper hands

>>25160434
Not if you bought at $7 like you did and will be bagholding forever. I will not buy your shitty low volume coffee shit and you will not trick anyone else.

>>25160201
>I'd like to think so, but honestly, I don't think anything I did even compares
Just keep trying to be the best spouse that you can be. It's all like an exercise in trying to stay engaged.
>>25160461
Fuck yeah anon. Who do you like to play? I play Pig, David, and Tall.

I hate youtube stock "analysts"
all they talk about is stocks who already went up 800% in the last weeks
then they draw some meme lines on a chart and say "hurr it could go up or down soon" and when it goes up they are saying stupid shit like "see! I told you my analysis is coorect", if it went down "hurr I always tell you that this is no investment advice"

why is everybody a fucking stock "analyst" now?

>>25159744
thank you anon

>>25160689
Sorry to hear that Anon, it's okay to make the choice but now you know how you feel when you drink. All the more reason to not have to worry about it next time.
>>25160698
Typo, I meant to say tapp

>>25160696
I didn't buy at 7. I bought at 3

>>25160689
Drinking small amounts is fine and healthy

>>25160211
What the fuck have I missed anon, explaib. I missed his two previous streams cause I'm working on my thesis

>>25160434
>>25160640
>cringey memes
>4 posts shilling the same stock
I can't tell if you some pol nigger or a tourist

Where do you guys find SPACs?

>>25160718
>why is everybody a fucking stock "analyst" now?
Cause everyone's stuck at home and sports are excessively pozzed - frees up a lot of normie time.

The Youtubers are just next-gen Jim Cramers supplying that attention demand. If they were any good they'd be too rich to bother.

>>25160746
Smg

>>25160746
I still don't know what they are, I've been waiting for someone to explain what they are because I've been too lazy to Google them.

>>25160742
Mohammed would like to disagree

>>25160746
I am the head of the SEC.

>>25160746
https://spactrack.net/

>>25160744
>RK was just a normalfag before GME and is now a millionaire
>RK is u/DeepFuckingValue from Reddit and has turned $100k into $3M
>RK is celebrating by taking time off streaming to be with family

>>25160691
>that's actually pretty bad
This is why I hate him so much. He is a cancer in /smg/, shitposting 12+ hours a day, intentionally trying to lose people money as he thinks it is funny. He also interrupts conversation and prevents free and open discussion of the markets. Even a pajeet shilling something in /smg/ is less bad, as even the pajeet doesn’t have the sole intention of losing you money - the pajeet hopes you both make money when the stock goes up. Even a pajeet doesn’t shill something they aren’t invested in with the sole intention of losing people money.

>>25160746
I find a lot on Stocktwits, since I follow a few on there, you get people shilling them on the stocks you follow, but mainly you can watch the news, read e-tickets for upcoming ipos or spac definite agreement announcements.

>>25160850
buy GTE

>>25160787
They're like the stock form of lottery tickets

>>25160826
Oh shit, cheers then

>>25159845
>>25159862
>>25160273
>>25160602
cheers, frens. pic related is my hands off portfolio for 2021. also holding:
$AMYZF, $ABML, $MNXFF in my Chuck Sneed account. I think anything related to lithium, oil/energy, precious metals and of course crypto are good plays going into whatever turbulence we're going to see. Crip-toe also -- in particular Zcash is heavily undervalued and has heavy institutional bags w/ Grayscale + Winklevii/Gemini if you want to play that game (Grayscale has already applied to list their ZEC grayscale trust on OTCMKTS). Privacy will find its place within the next few years, IMO. Oh and couldn't hurt to add some $RTX to the mix.

>>25160698
I like trapper as stressful as he is, also got ghost face recently and it seems like people really aren't used to playing against him.
I used to only play survivor when I was with friends, but I solo all the time now cause it feels like the stakes are much lower than when I play killer, though they're both fun. I only play Nea cause she's the only one I invested points into, I typically save all my points for killers

>>25160882
then what is the roulette of stocks

>>25160789
Never trust anyone who doesn’t encourage weed

>>25159744
Just to be clear you mean.. this year right

>>25160787
SPAC stands for "special purpose acquisition company". It's basically just a pile of money that's publicly traded. There isn't much risk at NAV (net asset value) because if no deal is made, that money just gets returned to investors. They seek to perform a reverse merger with a private company to bring them public without a normal IPO. Once a merger is announced the SPAC can trade well above NAV because it's essentially acting as the new merged company. If the merger falls through it can lose that excess price.

>>25160917
SNDL

Is this shit doomed to eternal flatline status/bankruptcy or is there a chance for it to come back after the chink flu?

My Christmas wish is that COVID never goes anyway I’ve never been happier

>>25160205
Merry Christmas, I can see you haven't gotten any less autistic or retarded

>>25160999
This but unironically

My dad gave me 10k for Christmas and he wants me to sho2 him how well i can invest money hlboys wtf do i buy

how do I get into water stonks?

>>25161053
BFT or GHIV

>>25161053
VLXVX to start, unless you're a degenerate gambler.

>>25161053
put it all in OPTI on Monday morning

>>25161082
target date funds are a meme

>>25161123
Yes, now if you're an investor you're smart and think ahead.

Kid gets 10 grand from his rich dad, puts it into something seemingly responsible, Dad....ends up giving him more money and he can YOLO 50k on SRAC.

>>25161055
Water isn't investable as a commodity as far as I'm aware. You could invest in REITs with a portfolio of land situated in areas with good water resource, utilities with water infrastructure, companies dealing with the supply of clean water to industry, or industrials with products necessary for the above though.

>>25159715
Cute

>>25161143
Yeah he said he would give me more if i make money off of it kinda reminds me of that yugioh episode

What do you call the loser mentality where you feel like you have to make up for losses (either actual losses or gains you missed out on for selling too early) with your next investments?

like I trimmed some GME too early and now I feel like I have to make a play that makes out for over 10k grands of missed-out profits from that trim

>>25159667
damnit i didn't want to look at any news today.

>>25161193
Well you don't have to. Markets are closed so you can catch up on that and a whole lot more on Sunday or whatever.

>>25160826
Top 10 anime reveals

>>25161174
literally FOMO, fear of missing out

it will lead to you degenerate gambling, losing more money, more degenerate gambling, until you've blown up your account

What's CUNNY? Is it a Uranium ETF or something?

>>25161169
just stick it in a broad market etf like VTI or SWSTX
make sure to use a tax deferred or tax free account

Why isn’t there high risk etfs where some smart dude buys smg and reddit memes

>>25161303
ARKK and MOON

>>25161317
No I mean really high risk

>>25160972
They are bankrupt you absolute fucking retard.

>>25161303
Idk just buy ghiv or whatever memes are being shilled

Anyone who isn’t already in ARKG or ARKW is literally a nog

>>25161362
Wrong ones. Screen cap this

>>25161324
ARKK and MOON weekly OTM calls

>>25161303
topstonks.com

>>25161342
I just realized. The comments under this ticker are mad and coping as fuck.

>Buy SPAC stocks at 10$
>Sell right before the merger
Is there ANY way you can lose money like this?

>>25161399
based. i would love to see etf on here that buys shit like gme hzon and buys them realy and dumps them off at a good time

Are markets even open on Monday ? Isn’t it Boxing Day bank holiday.

>>25161174
Sunken cost fallacy, and gambler's galaxy when you become convinced that you must make it back because of a misunderstanding of mean reversion.

>>25161442
We burgers don't celebrate that.

>>25160183
What the fuck really?

>>25161509
>gambler's galaxy

>>25161442
TSX is closed: https://www.tsx.com/trading/calendars-and-trading-hours/calendar
But NYSE's open: https://www.nyse.com/markets/hours-calendars
And CME is too, kind of: https://www.cmegroup.com/tools-information/holiday-calendar.html

>>25161150
Good sir, water futures just started trading 2 weeks ago

>>25161431
>spac doesn't find suitable target
>merger deal falls through
>stuck holding $10 stock
The real kicker is the opportunity cost. How much time are you willing to waste on something that crabs ad infinitum?

>>25161442
What the hell even is Boxing day, I know it's a thing but not what it's about

The "I got fucked and not in a good way" guy isn't here, but yesterday I sold all my stocks too late/too early right as the late-morning dip was happening but not quite at the bottom. If I had sold 1 hour earlier or 1 hour later I would have made like 250 more dollaridoos. Fuck my life, mang.

I should note I'm getting better at selling, though, instead of just holding to zero.

>>25161169
>kid
>yugioh

Which one, there are like 20 years worth of seasons now from YAMI, WHO SHOOTS PEOPLE to whatever current 12 year old playing card games they have.

>the original yugi would be like 40 if he aged in real time

Waow.

>>25161581
Lmfao

>>25161431
I mean in the 1980s they were mostly scams, like crypto private sale memery, but RIGHT THIS MOMENT it seems like it's an easy way to get a 2x and then run off with a fat stack of cash.

>>25161581
I unironically predicted this shit when I was 15. My friend's dad was impressed. My friend was a retard who got a GED despite having an IQ of 140. Now he's ded.

>>25160689
Addiction is a craft demon and will look for ways to trick you long after you think yourself cured. Don’t let yourself slide into bad habits anon I’ll pray for you let’s do our best

Merry Christmas frens, I hope you got to spend quality time with loved ones and gave and received thoughtful gifts to and from your family.

Uh, MSFT bros...

Just put life savings in BABA calls. Thoughts?

>>25161735
Post portfolio.

>>25161714
>there’s a Russian agent monitoring the FBI agent assigned to tracking you

How many levels does it go down?

>>25161714
>actually buying MSFT
You deserve everything coming your way

>>25161714
Good thing I still just use pirated windows 7

>>25161303
Literally because of the SEC

How do I short RVs?

https://www.rt.com/usa/510757-nashville-explosion-intentional-act/

What’s the best broker for otcs?

>>25161433
That's not an ETF then. It's called... a hedge fund.

>>25161764
there's a chink watching both the Russian and FBI agent and behind the chink is a reptilian

>>25161581
Not able to view the contract on ToS. Do brokers not support it yet? Also volume is nonexistent.

>>25161650
https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!_-_Episode_108

>>25161809
>Volume: 16

Imagine buying the ENTIRE day's water market and taking delivery just to fill your neighborhood's swimming pools.

>>25161820
>2002

Jinzo was a cool card though.

>>25161237
Holy fucking shit man I remember those screenshots since he was at +300k. Can't believe it was him all along.

Merry fucking Christmas!

>>25161792
I'm gonna guess etrade

>>25161222
Too late. This is different than I expected. Carefully done by competent person(s).

>>25161570

>>25161873
I remember getting the crystal beats cards when i was a kid good times watching yugioh in the mornings on the weekends youre older than me probably but we cAn still appreciate yugioh

>>25161908
reads like some shit out of a dumb marvel movie

>>25161368
Why do you like ARKK over the other two?

Or are you just a contrarian for fun?

>>25161237
>if you had made those Jan calls you'd be FIRE right now
How do I cope?

>>25161908
Right, but not an actual threat. It's just an FBI budget request.

>>25161876
>Can't believe it was him all along.
I'm honestly a bit disappointed at how small the world is. Is it too much to ask that deepfuckingvalue is just someone else who isn't part of the youtube/stocktwits/SA circlejerk?

>>25161946
arkk and arkf

>>25161735
based jew

sigh this shit is closed is always closed and cryptofags are idiots

>>25161714
Bullish for RLC.

>it's over Gilles

>>25160718
Never trust TArds.

open ap the market ya kike bastids let me make some fokin gains

guys I miss lines go up or down

>>25161908
Why is the IRA attacking AT&T in Nashville?

>>25162099
why is it never politicians and boomers why is it just jews

>>25161053
GHIV for the easiest moon, it's merger is in January; and THCB for a slightly later merger. Use the SPAC leddit they post charts for when mergers will occur and get announced.

ahhhhhhhhhhh stop tlaking about ghiv holy shit all day

>>25162097
Me too

>>25162099
>>25162111
See >>25161974. Q boomers (Qjahideen) would be hitting, like, the Georgia governor's mansion or homes in DC. ISIS or traditional WN's would be shooting up synagogues.

This *might* be some schizo attacking AT&T's 5G shit but unlikely.

>Stock-market pros are having a tough time imagining an S&P 500 slump in 2021
>Bear case? There may be only bulls left in 2021
>Farewell, 2020. Hello, 2021.
>It is onward and potentially upward, Superman style, for the U.S. stock market next year, based on analysts’ ambitious year-end targets for the S&P 500 index.
>Despite nagging fears that valuations and, in particular, values for large-capitalization technology companies, are priced for perfection, with some companies, like Tesla Inc. TSLA, +2.44%, representing a paradigm of Wall Street’s anxieties about market bubbles, many see equities going only in one direction next year: skyward.
>Analysts balk at the notion that the bull market in stocks is getting exhausted, and are instead offering estimates for 2021 year-end gains, and in some cases projecting eye-popping rallies for the market in the coming 12 months.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-market-pros-are-having-a-tough-time-imagining-an-s-p-500-slump-in-2021-11608855406

IN IN IN IN, line go up up

>>25162166
what's in Mugi's portfolio?

>>25162180
Well everyone thought that the TSLA bubble would pop this year.

>>25162185
All high dividend blue chips, bonds, gold.

>>25162180
Books will be written about how TINA this TINA rally has been.

>>25162210
News, forecasts, P/E ratios, sustainable business practices, none of that shit matters. Learn to read the charts, that's all that seems to fucking matter.

>>25159519
Invest what you can afford to lose.

>>25161055
MSEX

>>25162251
Can't wait for the 90% decline when the crash comes.

>bought PLTR at IPO and held
>bought OPTI at $0.05 and up 55%
>cozy Xmas drinks and food
>making Katsudon, korokke and fried asparagus from scratch
>using turkey fryer


Pretty good 2020 Xmas desu. I'll get some gains Monday morning with OPTI and PLTR

Wife got me a PS VR headset, and just saw the nightmarish set up instructions for a mass consumer product...but if it means banging waifus online while getting gains its worth it.

>be recovering alcoholic with partially functioning liver, be in pain every day of my life
>father gets me bottle of proper 12 whiskey for christmas

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I DONT HAVE ANY PINK WOJAKS

>>25160371
I would wait for a correction first.

>>25162378

>>25160371
At least wait for a red day desu

Everything has been pumping lately so we will likely get one soon

>>25160371
Stocks only go up
American middle class happiness only goesdown

>>25161943
Or if you weren't a dumbfuck redditor this would read like a bog standard Irish carbon.
Whoever did this took it DIRECTLY from PIRA field manuals.

>>25160371
average in

>>25161615
>In Britain, it was a custom for tradesmen to collect "Christmas boxes" of money or presents on the first weekday after Christmas as thanks for good service throughout the year.[11] This is mentioned in Samuel Pepys' diary entry for 19 December 1663.[12] This custom is linked to an older British tradition where the servants of the wealthy were allowed the next day to visit their families since they would have to serve their masters on Christmas Day. The employers would give each servant a box to take home containing gifts, bonuses, and sometimes leftover food.

Nowadays Boxing Day is just another Bank Holiday, i.e. day off work for white collar workers

>>25161442
On Boxing Day, UK markets are CLOSED but US markets are OPEN. Your broker should tell you all the Christmas / New Year times and shit in advance, because the times are all over the place if you're invested in both markets

>>25162465
Fucking *carbomb rather.

IS AT&T ACTUALLY GOING TO GO DOWN

NO FUCKING MEMES

Anyone here a shareholders of OEG ? Just bought 70k shares 1.46 hopefully I make it

lmk if im fucked

>>25162465
>Or if you weren't a dumbfuck redditor
I didn't know what else to compare it to besides a dumb marvel movie so I'm from r*ddit
OK retard

>>25162497

I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF MY MONEY IN AT&T, I DON'T WANT TO WORK ANY MORE I JUST WANT DIVIDENDS

>>25162465
>>25162479
How can we profit off Troubles 2: American edition? What other shit can we expect?

>>25162497
yah

>>25162497
It doesn't matter because when the line goes down, you wait for a while and the line goes back up again. That's the magic of the stockmarket

>>25161714
BTF $MSFT Dip @ ~$200

>>25162523
>I didn't know what else to compare it to besides a dumb marvel movie so I'm from r*ddit
Yes, precisely. Otherwise you would have recognized a carbon copy of every VBEID ever set off by the Provos.

>>25162563
Sell arms to both sides

>>25160901
I got to give you props for playing trapper. I never played him seriously once and I decided to stream for a friend and he picked for me to play trapper.
I'm normally a friendly killer because it's fun to me and I play a lot of pig. So I was watching these level twenties get themselves killed Time after Time and I felt horrible for them even after giving almost every single one of them at least two chances to get away.
I do hope you enjoy ghostface, he's a lot of fun.
>>25160962
You're incredibly kind, Anon. Thank you.
>>25160900
Checked and saved for later.

>>25162628
To be fair, the troubles aren't taught at all in America really, I only know because I looked all that stuff up on my own and was interested in my ancestral home

>>25162649
They're taught extensively in the south, particularly in Texas. Told us to "hang on to your notes even after the class is finished," whatever that means.

AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25162692
Ha, classic 2020 post.

>>25162670
False. In Georgia they don't say shit about it.

>>25162738
March was the comfiest I've been on this site in years

>>25162497
If you only care about the dividend why would you care if the stock price goes down?

>>25162760
They also forget to tell you not to do heroin so I'm not surprised.

>>25162768
Yeah, considering all the warning we got about Winnie the Flu, anyone who wasn't all in on puts as markets dropped really deserved their pink face.

Is buying a NAIL call at $53 with a Jan 15 expiry a good play?

Why are boomer stocks considered bad btw?

>>25162867
What exactly do you mean by "Boomer stocks"? Blue chips? Dividend aristocrats? Shares in general? Non-leveraged ETFs?

>>25162867
You have to understand that /biz/ is comprised of 20 year olds with 4 figure accounts that have an irrational need to make it big or go bust in 5 years or less.
Normal stocks don't do that.

>>25162867
They are the new bonds since bonds are trash.

>>25162891
It's usually refered to blue chips on /biz/ no?

>>25162867
theyre not bad really its just were all suicidal and dont care about money when were 65.

its basically good if youre rich as fuck and you already have a mansion and a boat and 3 cars because you can just put a 1-2 million dollars in there and make 100-200k a year doing jack shit and it makes you more and more money as you go

its just most people use them in the gayest way imaginable and put 30% of their paycheck in it every day for their entire life assuming theyll live until 70 years old and THEN finally use the money and pull out like 2-3 millions dollars when theyre too old to walk or even drive so theres zero point

its really only good if youre rich. if you got spare money buying apple, microsoft, amazon, etc dips is not the worst idea

>>25162867
because /smg/ is full of degenerate gamblers who want to double their money a couple times to make a NEETbux nest egg

>>25162932
hey, I take offense to that, after the GME play I now have five figures thank you

>>25162867
They're only considered bad by crypto maximalists. These people never do research and revel in their deliberate ignorance.

>>25162942
Yeah but it's a brave new world of ARKK LEAPS and speculation on water futures, so definitions are always shifting out from under us.

>>25162760
>Atlanta nigger thinks he's a georgian, fulton county didn't teach you shit

Ding ding ding! That’s the sound of sleigh bells departing! What did Santa bring everyone today? Bittersweet kurisumasu here 4 me, my beloved aunt passed away three weeks ago, she left us presents and it was very emotional. She left me 20 oz of physical silver, 2015 eagles; everyone knows I’m the family treasure goblin. Remember 2 love your family!

>>25162932
I’m 26 at 50k thank you

>>25163169
my parents gave me $300 to buy stonks and some airpods and a few knick knacks

When do I put money into UXVY
When the evictions start in january?
I'm not sure.

>>25163229
long ebay. people are gonna be pawning off their shit like maniacs

>>25163169
>warm clothing
>a fancy warhammer table
>some minis to start painting again
Not bad. I really am a simple man and after getting my house and everything, I just like traveling. November pretty much paid for my next trip out of country in September.

>>25163169
My mom knitted me a blanket. She's really skilled at crochet.

>>25163169
Money, liquor, and clothes.

>>25163241
If you have ever used ebay, you would know the payout is slow due to ebay holding any payment above $50 for a couple weeks, as well as the hassle with dealing with listing, waiting for a purchase, etc.
If people need cash fast, they will use their neighborhood pawnshop.

>>25163169
bottle of booze from my brother. it was mostly me giving out $300 amazon gift cards (thanks bitcorn)

>>25159446
I lost 15 on Intel calls I want my money back Clf Tranny

>>25163307
I think most normies are going to use fagbook markwet place, only super poor people and degenerates use pawn shops anymore

>>25159785
They did target an AT&T building, I live in the area. Cell service is down for many states around TN and some internet service down in TN.

>>25163169
Three sweaters, two gift cards, three sampler bottles of rum, a stocking way too fucking full of candy from my grandmother (<3), a liter and a half of hotsauce, and an inflatable 88mm antitank shell.

>>25163277
checked and based mom

>>25163359
>INTC calls
lol you can spoonfeed idiots all the semiconductor DD but they wont learn until they lose money

>>25160900
>mnxxf
i knew there was someone out there

JVA : SECURE THE BAG

when is this fat faggot going to make a decision on the bill? pass or veto you piece of shit just pick one

>>25163269
Naisu naisu, I’m gonna put the cash my grandpapa got me towards the indomitus boxset
>>25163277
Snug!
>>25163301
The three things grim needs :o
>>25163397
I remember seeing those inflatable shells being sold as a Girls und Panzer accessory, very cute!

Cost average up or take profits. You cant see the future so.. take profits?

BROs WTF, i just got an ad for robinhood on youtube,

I know you're reading this Jeff Bezos. I will lick your feet.
Pump the stock price if you want your reward.

>>25163649
wtf you say pleb?!

>>25163649
Why are you gambling on Jeff Who's megacap retailer instead of some degenerate value stock?

>>25163636
>not having ublock origin

>BTC
i fucking told you guys to either hodl your MARA/RIOT or buy at close yesterday

>>25163649
Elon Musk is more likely to be on /biz/. He had an anime profile pic and he likes crypto.

pop smoke is good

>mention that i've done well in the stock market this year in a twitch video game stream i frequent
>randoms start asking me questions about how to get into trading
>i answer some questions and recommend some resources
>more people start getting interested
>now have a little noobie friend

did i fuck up, /smg/?

Merry Christmas anons. Remember to buy high and sell higher in the new year

>>25163831
newfriends will get shaken out really quick

>>25163858
Merry Christmas bro and a happy new year.

>>25161714
AMZN?
Theyre jelly
they have motive?

Thought on UUUU for longterm? People have been shilling(understandably) for them for a few years now.
However wouldn't state companies like Kazatomprom affect their growth?
Just curious.

>>25163809
Elon almost definitely browses /sfg/

>>25163831
Yeah, I'm learning this as well. Best to keep your mouth shut about your success. You're only boasting for your own benefit. Ultimately they will resent you when they don't understand.

idk what to buy and when

>>25163831
if you didn't use them to get free GRPN shares from robinhood you left money on the table

>>25163899
buy a little bit of everything every month

So is trump not going to sign the stimulus?

>>25163899
Don't buy now, market will crash.
short everything

>>25163811
SHOW UP
>SHOW UP
BACK OUT
POLE UP

>>25163898
we'll see how it goes, at least. first time dealing with this sorta experience, if it gets annoying i'll learn a hard lesson i guess.

>>25163912
i gave them legitimately good advice lol. they wanted me to start my own stream about trading, it's kinda scary to think of how normies look at the market, kek. i can see how easy it must be for """"gurus"""" to just pump and dump shit until they're rich.

>>25163899
UNFI, SRAC, KTOS and GME on Monday

>>25163858
you the guy who uses linear regression and moving averages trading leveraged semiconductor etfs? been learning about these things—might want to learn python now because of you. know of any good research papers to read? thx

>>25163948
Thanks, shorting SQQQ on Monday. Let's do this

>>25160020
>CCL long-term
Yeah seems a good investment with the UK ultra contagious strain that is starting to be found in Europe and Japan. Also with the African even more contagious strain that has been found in the UK and the Rio de Janeiro strain that might have jumped from some animal

so longing tqqq isnt a bad idea? should i wait for a big crash first?

>>25163976
do that you dumb ass good way to get money

>>25163899
Every SPAC $11 or below, doesn't even matter what it is, don't even read the ticker, just buy. Only place to park your money with the potential for gains with limited downside.

>>25164228
How popular are SPACs going to be now that direct listings can raise new money?

>>25161714
rip lawsuits incoming.

>>25161714
Should've installed Gentoo.

>>25164245
Idk.

>>25163204
I've been wondering if my grandpa might give me money to invest for christmas now that I told him I started a portfolio and moved my savings into ETFs and growth holds. He was an exceptionally wealthy insurance tycoon and made shitloads of money investing, the moment I told my grandma I got a brokerage account she put it on speaker and got him on the phone.
Love my folks.

>>25164095
lol i love you guys (no homo), never change /smg/.

>>25163831
Make sure they buy at least 100 NAK

>Boeing Stock Had a Terrible 2020. Forget 2021: It's All About 2024. -- Barrons.com

So what, as a broker you're going to make your client crab side ways for 4 years with a position?

>>25164245
Frig off m8 buy ghiv and BFT . Buy low, sell high. NEVER sell for a loss.

>>25163831
>Mention that you do X
>People start asking about how to get into X
This is why I never tell anyone my hobbies.
I can't just summarize years of autism and experiences.

>>25164535
Make them read SEC filings, if they won't do it they're ngmi

>>25164535
I’ll do it for you;
“Ahhh it’s nothing , years of hard work and experience *wink* *tips fedora*”
Now everyone thinks you’re a cool Kat.

Who's baking niggers?

>>25164568
ive never done that

>>25164603
Or tell others that you don't give stock tips out because even if you're right it's likely they'll get in too late such as a month or two.

>>25164641
You've never read a 10K or kept up with activist filings?

>>25164644
Only tip I ever give to anyone is time in the market not timing the market, once retards grasp this concept, everything becomes easier.

>>25164696
i skimmed over the one about cohen owning 12.9% of gme but no

>>25164568
Reading through annual reports is the best.

>>25164696
>2020
>Fundamentals
All about social media PSYOPs now.

>>25164641
I've done that and I don't even own any stock.

>>25159446
>>25159446
>>25159446
New

>>25164812
Thanks.

>>25163899
HZON and as soon as possible

>>25164812
new what?

>Options are not suitable for all investors as the special risks inherent to options trading may expose investors to potentially rapid and substantial losses. Please read the Characteristics and Risks of Standardized Options before investing in options.

>>25164853
Because of some r*edditor's rumor that it'll acquire onlysimps?

>>25159446
>even baggie and bagholder didnt get on christmas and have more of a life than you

uhhh guys

>>25164708
then you're ngmi and just cruising on other coomer's dd desu

>>25163899
If you don't know don't buy anything. Market will provide opportunities. Rushing in to buy SOMETHING just because you want to trade is usually a recipe for disaster.

>>25164887
>you have to work hard to get rich

>>25164908
why am I not surprised it's you

making new hang on...

NEW

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