/biz/ - Business & Finance

when the market is closed, I am depressed

Merry Christmas

VALE can only go up!

>>25154749
Time for reflection anon. Embrace it.

CROX (yes like the Crocs) looks so nice and steady, wtf

Anime thread. Merry Christmas /smg/

>>25154749
turns out you too are just a degenerate gambler, anon

Feliz Navidad mis amigos

>>25154784
We're all gonna make it, anon.

>>25154668
I can only imagine what a husband and wife anime enthusiast house is like. I'm guessing the levels of autism in that home would absolutely fry most autism readers. I also can only imagine the smell.

>>25154715
i cant believe im sitting on here on a fucking 3 day close with 4 people on christmas morning

how did it get this bad? fuck god

>Active trade in BTC
>Done cooming for the day
I guess I'll have to play a game or something

BCRX bros we're gonna make it right

>10x leveraged inverse S&P ETF
Yay or Nay?

i just realized every single cryptofag is a schizo. holy shit

every time i say i buy stocks they just stay poor and they all think holding bitcoin in fucking 2020 is going to make them rich. dont they realize once something has gone up 5000% its basically out of steam? bitcoin might 5x your money at best but you still need to put 400k in an imaginary coin for that to make you rich

Take care of your skin niggers

>>25154836
Please tell me the cops got there before pepe violated miko?

>>25154859
uh, no fren, according to cryptards Bitcoin in going to 1 trillion per coin

>>25154814
This is hard for me to imagine. It must be horrifying.

>>25154880
Is this an elaborate shill? What stock? I'll buy 100.

>>25154859
Gtfo boomer. Old man.

>>25154887
anon that's clearly a shoop, Miko would've told him FAQ STAY HOME and shot him in the dick, not call the police

>>25154893
you stock market jews are hilarious . So beta and pathetic. Trying to protect your broken (((pay/to-pay))) “free” stock market

>>25154859
Bitcoin is a guaranteed 500k EOY.

>>25154926
Ok good

>Working for time and a half, only person here
>Moshy from New York calls and complains that his phone isn't working and he needs it to right away for business
>Chinese and Poos don't understand the concept of tracking numbers and the fact the entirety of the postal service has been fucked for over a month

At least theres not the addition of retarded geriatrics calling today as well

>>25154930
>cryptard
>schizoid
>conspiracy theorist
>rambling
>incoherent

checks out

>>25154903
Potassium idodide helps cure radiation poisoning . Humanity is being bombarded with 5G waves 24/7. Potassium idiot will improve your health. What happens is that your hair follicles become ionized and this is what creates the itch . Lack of moisture can make this even worse for your skin. Your skin is like car paint, it never truly dries 100%. Your skin should never be 100% dry. Lotion up boys

>>25154906
im not a boomer but youre basically fucked if you dont get in early. like buying chainlink after $3 is basically useless

>>25154956
>r3ddit spacing
>use of word schizo in a serious manner
/smg/ kike confirmed

> no one bought you $TSLA puts with a March expiry
worst Christmas ever

>>25154968
lol I don’t need your help with financial advice smg retard. The play is Bitcoin, but the play isn’t BTC newb.

>>25154994
>$TSLA puts

>>25155010
tesla leaps 1-2 years ago did better then bitcoin did if you waited 7 years

>>25155020
You smg kikes are absolutely PATHETIC and hold zero values. You worship the federal reserve kiked dollar. Shame on you jew.

>>25154749
same, i think i am addicted to trading, it's gambling for real

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>>25154795
Prospero ano y felizidad :)

>>25155020
Tesla won’t exist in future and mossad asset (((ELON))) will have permanent residence in GITMO

>>25155047
open ap the market ya kike bastids let me make some fokin gains

>>25155010
So what is it? I'm bored I'll throw a few bucks at it

Merry X-Mas /smg/. Hope you all got everything you wanted and more. Here is a (you) from me to
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>>25154994
Signed Your /biz/ stoner,
>Cannabro

Also fuck (((Elon’s))) gothic commie handler

shill me a stock and i might buy it monday

>>25155045
What are you doing in here kid? Go play with your presents.

>>25155088
idk she looks kinda cute

>>25155083
Merry Christmas cannabro. Sorry that weed stocks are a bust.

>>25155068
I’m not telling you undeserving juden . Go invest in a pro-(((federal reserve))) coin like xrp little jew boi

>>25155088
checked

she's plain as fuck I don't understand the appeal, also her music is shit

How do I cope with having a 3 digit portfolio?

>>25155101
Hello kike. Merry Christmas and unhappy Hanukkah. Heil Hitler.

>>25155117
wow what an asshole bro.

>>25155088
>gaiety
>soviet union
That's not how I remember it playing out

>tfw I bought a bunch of NVAX when it was still around $9 and news of COVID was just starting to get big
>It jumped to around $70 and I sold off all my shares and made a good chunk of cash
>NVAX was around $140 right before December and is sitting around $127 now and on the rise

I fucked up

>>25155132
>hates jews
>also worships a jew as his god

>tfw there's probably one person with an index fund reading this right now

Made 25k with stocks and didn't give my relatives a single gift, still saying I'm poor.
Nearing 6 figures soon, Merry Christmas smg

>>25155133
If you can’t figure out what it is from this.. ngmi

>>25155184
based, fuck consooming. invest it all.

>>25155172
shit happens bro, you didnt lose money

>>25155174
>he thinks Jesus was a modern satanic saturn/cube worshipping jew

>>25155174
I think he might be upset he didn't get that nintendo switch for Christmas like he asked for.

>>25155186
you didn't even fully black-out 'BSV' it's really easily readable
is that supposed to be the joke?

>>25155184
same

>>25155217
Oh no I’ve been found out

>>25155186
lol ok I'm smart enough to adjust the brightness of my monitor guess I'm gonna make it

>>25155230
I still don't get it

>spending my christmas listening to weekly smg updates

>>25155248
Cancerous new fags I swear to God you cannot be helped

>>25155251
There is no better way to spend Christmas than shitposting on /smg/. You're unironically doing it right.

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>>25155266
if i got here in september am i a newfag

>>25155349
do you really care whether or not a 12 year old that just spams the word 'kike' over and over considers you a newfag or not

>>25155368
Kek. Kike

>>25154880
Onions boy

when is the actual roblox ipo

>>25155349
bake the next thread and you graduate from being a newfriend

>>25155396
tomorrow

>>25155397
the jannies are ban happy fucking retarded bird brained dip shits im afraid to post anything in the catalog i get banned every time

>>25155130
I have 3 , 3 digit portfolios and 4 figures in my bank account. Idk why. I’ll figure it out one day .

>>25154814
Both women, but yeah you're not off. She's much spergier than me somehow, but I love her with all my heart and soul. We're actually just about to move out into a better place with washer/dryer, dishwasher, and a robo-cleaning bot. She's making a point to nuke the firmware on it and altering it so it doesn't send back into, she's a nerd like that.
Plus after a new job offer she just finalized, we can afford someone to come clean and help keep up the place.
I remember getting excited over accepting a hand me down toaster. I'm fucking excited to live in a modern living space that'll stay clean.

>>25155116
It is okay.

>>25155451
Congrats. Cannabro, you deserve it.

on biz on christmas day? what are you? a hermit

>>25155451
Why’d you sell IIPR the only one with actually growth and potential

>>25155497
Yes.

>>25155497
my family is broken and never does anything on holidays

>>25155437
>both women

>>25155535
Same

Got wireless Snoy noise cancelling headphones from my mummy for Christmas for her "favourite little stock wizard".
Thanks mummy.

>>25155497
Just vibing as I play games and listening to my wife bust a gut over memes.

>>25155497
I haven't left my house in 1 year.

>>25155561
Kek
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>>25155437
>haha I'm so quirky and nerdy!
LARPers like you should be genocided

>>25155497
god trapped me in a small town

>>25155567
All I got was an envelope from my Dad containing $9.

>>25155497
I'm "working" while I'm here and watching vides and stuff

>>25155567
comfy post

Anyone here actually still get stuff for Christmas ? Or you just buy stuff for yourself? I just wish I could get myself some stonk for Christmas :(

>>25155624
speaking of which can someone link the weekly update channel

>>25155659
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw here you go

>>25155684
thanks fren

>>25155437
>I lived with less and excited for better things
>Larping as quirky
?

>>25155659
if you ever forget how to find it just check the OP

>RK Christmas Update
https://youtu.be/aIVscxs9oJg
Merry Christmas coomers

>I don't know what I'm doing and I still don't

>>25155637
No actual presents. We were busy with stuff so buying a new bed that's coming in was my gift and hers was a robot vacuum that showed up a week ago.

>>25154880
>buy tallow
>mix in a little olive oil
>add a drop or two of essential oils
Best body lotion on earth. Works on all parts better than anything else I have ever found. It will actually replace your skins oils and deliver nutes to your skin. Not 10,000 ingredients that are 100% bullshit.

>>25155637
My mom sent me cookies and spicy pretzels and one of those weighted blankets that's supposed to help with anxiety and autism

>>25155612
Ouch
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>>25155754
Based moms and mums

>>25154784
Merry Christmas, faggot.

>>25155754
>weighted blankets that's supposed to help with anxiety and autism
I've never heard of that, I should buy one for myself and wrap myself in it while shitposting

Merry Christmas!

JVA will conquer the earth edition

Portfolio is exclusively Tesla and Bitcoin all year. I out preformed nearly ever hedgefund manager and classical inventor on the planet. Boomer finance professionals eternally btfo by based avocado millenial chads.

>>25155834
They actually help quite a bit when I'm trying to sleep, I don't know how well it would work just trying to be comfy with it though

Redpill me on brokers for europoors. Is Trading212 the only one that's not trash?

>>25155836
why do you think JVA will go up anon? You keep shilling it but never post DD

>>25155865
I can vouch for Degiro, it doesn't let you do option trading but it's solid.

>>25155834
It’s a new fad this year I think freaking tards man , how do I invest in retards

>>25155865
Do they allow you to transfer out already? They just use IB as a backend if I remember correctly.

>>25155894
actually I got my first one back in like 2016

really tempted to take profit on all my GME calls
Feels like I paperhand more when I'm +100% gains compared to if i'm -30% losses (which i was monetarily when i bought the "dip" too early)

>>25154836
Looks like he just coomed in her shoes.

>>25155921
Take profit on the calls and roll some portion of it into shares or longer dated calls. Basic risk management.

OPTI doubled in 3~ days, do you guys think it'll quadruple during the next week? Would it be retarded to put like 2g in and take 8g out, assuming it goes that high? What are the odds it actually goes to 4 dollars like MMEDF did?

>>25155349
You are an oldfag

>>25155978
>penny stock general

>risk management

>>25155850
*chuds

>boomers use the fed to artifically inflate their stocks for 30 years
>piss off their dumb kids
>hand them a bunch of stimulus checks
>their kids dump all that cash into TSLA instead of boomerstocks
>boomers seethe endlessly

More comeuppance to come.

i want goyard i want a fast car i want a louis wallet i want a mansion with no neighbors i want a bank account full of racks i want a benz truck i want a lambo i want a house in west palm beach i want a million dollars in boomer funds i want to see numbers go up every day i want to live in the tropics and cali i want to smoke weed all day

>>25155921
Just sell enough to break even and let the rest accumulate.

>>25155999
It's Christmas and this is all you have to do with your life? That's sad. You're sad.

>>25155151
Obviously Stalin propaganda.

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>>25155978
if the thread branches out into commodities/options threads again this week someone should make a penny stock branch

>>25155066
put the bottle down Martin

>>25155998
>you can't discuss recent pennystock success stories and possible success stories because I've spent the last 8 months fudding both of them and it makes me upset when I realize I could have bought MMED for under 30 cents and didn't

Yeah okay but do we have actual opinions on OPTI's possible success or what?

>>25154784
Merry Christmas fag

why isnt SNOW going up anymore ;-;

>>25156114
I was convinced that it's fake and gay and a scam but now want to FOMO so it's proabably gonna tank as soon as I buy on Monday sell while you still can

How much do you think will be Coinbase market cap at end of first day?

My 27.5 12/24 PLTR call got exercised. What should I buy? UNFI KTOS ALPP BABA or FUBO?

>>25156001
You sound like every assmad boomer fudder. Please have the suicide hotline on speed dial when you place a short on Tesla. Le too smart to win! Muh sales force!!

>>25156181
i think weekly update fag said it best when he said ignore coinbase and airbnb and wait for roblox

the fact everyone is buying is enough alone for it to go up 150%

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25156013
Mansion with no neighbors is the only thing that appeals to me here. Apparently they have abandoned ones in Russia.

>>25155902
Iirc they use IB to provide their services but aren't the same entity, therefore you can't.

>>25156222
at this point id just be so fucking happy with a 300k house

>>25156200
Sorry wrong reply quote meant for another thread

>>25156203
Why would you ignore something that's about to go up 150%? Instead of buying it.
Coinbase isn't out yet

>>25156222
actually my house kinda looks like this except its really broken down and shitty and i do have some neighbors. its actaully fucking hell its falling apart leaking and cold and depressing the windows are old and broken down

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>>25156241
Kek

>>25154852
Bro, I'm legit killing myself if those Japanese and EU cunts don't approve their drug in the coming weeks

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>>25155175
do etfs count?

>>25156025
>That's sad. You're sad.
Anyone who shills for risk management and DD deserves a soijak. Prove me wrong

>>25154784
Merry

>>25156307
merry xmas soijack poster

>>25156270
I'd take that over living with shitty roommates any day

>>25156307
Why do you post these things? please find another way to entertain yourself bro
Have you tried playing videogames or something?

>>25155184
my nigga

>>25156337
my windows are all cracked and i went to open one the other day and accidentally broke it in fucking winter and theres a hole in it now i have wet towels and literal junk covered in rain water from all the leaks because it leaked for 12 hours last night

>>25156307
Anyone who posts a soijack deserves a ban, but we don't have useful jannies, so filtering you will have to do.

>>25156270
What’s keeping you from fixing it? Old houses like this are pretty based. Never understood why people let their homes fall apart around them.

>>25155869
it's coffee

>>25156357
Why are you opening windows in the winter?

>>25156239
At this point I'd be happy with just fixing my van and living in that

>>25156362
its not mine its my parents and its so fucking bad i dont think they can fix it without a total overhaul and i dont think itll be worth anything im trying to move out i dont get why my parents didnt just grab some tiny 3 bedroom house or some shit

>>25156373
im lazy from depression and i piss out my window

Pretty funny how worked up people can get by soijack posting, I get it's annoying but still.

NAKD Squad get the fuck in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>25156392
>im lazy from depression and i piss out my window

Oh ok, I can understand that

>>25156369
You really don't have anything other than "coffee good, coffee go up"?

need TSLA puts

>>25156357
I owned and lived in a 100 year old house years ago. Learn to fix things. Watch a few YouTube videos, get some glazing compound and go at it. Sound like you should be on /dyi/

>>25156413
IT'S COFFEE!

JVA Worldwide were taking over

>>25156412
honestly the worst is the fucking mouse shit. mice keep getting in and im afraid of getting some fucking deadly hantavirus shit from mouse shit and i have to keep killing them and im too depressed to keep shit clean anymore. i used to have friends and do drugs and that kept me happy enough to at least do weekly and spring cleaning but jesus christ im dead. i just sleep in a storage closet now and its just a fucking mess top to bottom with not even enough room to stand up

>>25156429
its a lot of shit to fix and theres a bunch of amish fuckers here that would fix the shit dirt cheap my parents just dont do it. i tried telling my parents at least tarp the roof for 2-3 years i think the roof needs to be just totally fucking redone and its like 60 feet up in the air and the windows are so old that modern windows wont fit it that needs to be totally redone too plus its a fucking hazard from shit like lead paint. its 100% a professional job

200 years of fucking brutal winters, 90 degree sun, and rain storms

JVA SWAG INCOMING BABY!

>>25156392
The Jew fears the window pisser

>>25156524
i never got why people piss in bottles instead of just doing it out the window but it gets fucking disgusting in winter. the piss just drips off my roof for hours in the freezing cold until i have a bunch piss colored icicles hanging off my roof

IMAGINE
niggers bought stock
They have never bought stock before and they will start buying it because some of them will dowload robinhood because its similiat to cashapp, which niggers love. When niggers enter the market, ultimate rugpull ensues.

If we knew blacks were gonna be so annoying we woulda picked our own damn cotton.

>>25156504
>honestly the worst is the fucking mouse shit. mice keep getting in
get a cat

>>25156392
You let it fall apart of course it won’t be worth anything. First find a roofer and get the roof replaced. (Adds value to home) repair broken windows and doors, next it kitchen and bathroom.

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>>25156477
Not buying your tanking pajeet shit.
I'd rather be a nigger than a street shitting Indian.

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>>25156441
Nobody but you is actually buying JVA
>7k volume
>21M market cap

>>25156555
i have 2 cats but they dont do much the mice just only stick to the kitchen and my cats are barely in there

>>25156560
yeah i keep telling my parents that. the bathroom is totally fucked its shitty the kitchen is actaully not that bad i have an uncle who was a contractor who helped repair that. the amish here will do the roof repair and shit cheap as fuck theyre basically like the mexicans of the cold

>>25154715
>tfw can't lose money today
christmas is truly a blessed time

>>25154853
Ticker?

my santa scratchcards are peppermint scented scratch and sniff, thats cool

>>25156582
Oh well more for me chump!

>Haven't seen that fat retard CLFfaggot once today
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

until BABA happened this week was fucking awesome lads... it's okay i bought more of the on sale BABA

>>25156641
>can't tell anyone why he's buying a zero volume pennystock but compelled to shill it constantly with weird stock images
You know /smg/ can't actually move the market, right? Unironic shilling is retarded.

>>25156674
hes gone on the weekend and every day its red. i just fucking hope that shit makes me money its like my only shot right now

>>25156696
Your not optimistic enough

why isnt boty still talked about here like a gamble stock? it randomly goes up and down 100-300%

So it turns out, as I kinda expected, the GME yolo dude on Reddit is actually RoaringKitty

what a tweest

>>25156749
I'd buy it but I have RH and I'm too lazy to switch brokers

jva

>>25156738
1. You've given us zero (0) reason to buy it
2. You've given us plenty of reason (all your shilling) not to touch it with a ten foot pole.
Nobody is buying your JVA bags. Fuck the fuck off, holy fucking shit.

>>25156749
I think the one guy that was shilling it gave up when he realized this thread has no love for 3D

>>25156504
Don’t eat the paint chips. Sounds like you all are just too lazy to get anything done. Too bad. I sold my old place for $625,000 dollars. (Paid 130,000) someone will profit big on that home. Just not you or your parents. Can feel sorry for ya anon.

Please Jeff Bezos I will lick your toes please just beat on earnings and pump my shares please.

i hate my country, there is no way you can make it in this shithole stock market. the US stock market is my only hope

>>25156751
oh fug, really? no wonder he spends so much god damn time streaming about it

>>25156807
People are buying. In an economic downfall people are gunna need more coffee. All those homeless people on the streets are gonna want fucking COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>25156815
no the property is worthless out here because its 7 hours from a city and its so cold and depressing with the worst weather on the planet except for canada

i see houses here with for sale signs for decades straight until they drastically reduce the price or someone just ends up renting it. the house next to me has a really nice look it, giant driveway, big private yard, fence, 2 car garage, and its pretty big and im pretty sure it went for under 70k

>>25156850
Nobody is buying, nigger. There's half a dozen coffee companies that actually have volume and aren't OTC garbage. JVA is not one of them. What the fuck is your actual problem?

>>25156850
Homeless people on the streets can go to AA meetings for free coffee you fucktard, what they want is liquor and drugs

t. drunk degenerate

>>25156751
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT im so sick of seeing these idiots strike it rich while i get nothing

>>25156898
they need to just give everyone weed. they should just have like weed clinics and shit that would cost them nothing

>>25156901
>these idiots
He made several deep dive research projects into Gamestop in August, at a cost average of $4.
https://youtu.be/JWdWCtLMoU0
Produce something like this for a stock and you can make it too.

Dad just gave me 10k for Christmas what can i invest it in to make the highest percent return

>>25156950
i dont mean that just i wish i could be a streamer so i could get high and play video games all day but these losers get it and ive never had anything good

>>25156943
I'm allergic and pot makes me sick unless I'm drunk

>>25156964
My bank account.

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>>25156898
You stupid fucking putrid retards. JVA was $7.08 on the market march 2019. What is your fucking problem? It's in the $ 3 range right now. It. can easily make it back to $7. Buy a little bag Bitch!

>>25156965
RK doesn't get high and play video games all day moron he's a Burry style autist value investor, he gets high and pours over SEC filings all day

>>25154784
Merry Christmas you smug whore.

>>25156982
well if you gave a bunch of junkies the option between cheap or free weed or go back to sucking dick behind an alley way for a hit of heroin everyones going to do weed

a bunch of the dumb asses near me shoot up suboxone because they give out like candy to heroin addicts and they just sell it or melt it down in a spoon and shoot it up

>>25156991
The more aggressively you try to shill your garbage the less people will be interested. Currently, literally zero people on /smg/ are interested. Nobody here but you owns any JVA and nobody here but you is buying any.

>>25156901
That guy YOLOd. For every success story, there are numerous failures.

>>25156996
oh where did he get the money from for all those calls and shit? it looked like some streamer hes just some stock genius?

>>25156943
bullets are cheaper, and the effects can last a lifetime

>>25157018
Not necessarily, most fuck ups gravitate back to their drug of choice eventually, plus no one like going through withdrawals, even stoned on pot

My trading strategy has been based on covid deaths for the past 2 months. If deaths rise I buy calls. It's been working pretty well so far. Market makes no sense but I'm not going to question it.

>>25157053
He was a value investor even before he started streaming, he only got popular when his Gamestop prediction played out beautifully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lDXjqcOYXI

Is the 2021 Q1 correction legit or just a meme??

>>25157065
i do hard drugs sometimes but usually just xanax and painkillers and half the time i just smoke weed and decide im too high to take a pill or do something harder so im usually just happy with that and ill just go sit outside with some water or some shit

me and my friend used to smoke weed and we had a fucking blast going on walks and laughing and shit and playing video games then he started shooting up that shit and his life became a wreck and he died from an infection

>>25157104
february march it will dip

>>25156876
Sounds good to me. Could you post a zip code? I would like to see what is available. What are the property taxes like? (Unless you live in PA. Fuck PA)

How do I invest in bees?

WPG

>>25157104
just have cash ready

My trading stratagy is based on smells I can pick up outside. Sometimes if I go on a walk and if I catch a little crisp hint of iron ore in the air I go back home and buy clf calls, if I think 8 smell some savory uranium isotopes pelting my nasal cavities, I'll buy UUUU calls. My strategy has me up 88% this year.

I’m in the doldrums

>>25157162
20% of networth in cash good?
I'm waging until 20-30% in cash.

>>25157106
sorry to hear that, addiction is a shit and most people don't make it out alive, I've been sober for 4 months but I'm fairly sure that one day I will just drink myself to death or an hero, I can't even remember how many times I've been to the county detox or the ER this year

>>25157166
You catch a whiff of a nice hot cup of coffee. You buy yourself a nice little bag of JVA

>>25157178
yea, imagine the gains when you buy the dip with cash % worth of your portfolio

>>25156136
Been like two days bro, relax.
I rode it up to 420 and a back down. Definitely a long term hold with high volatility

>>25156991
>buying at $7 and bagholding a penny stock for over a year
Kek. Listen up chump. No one is buying your dirty coffee bags. I hope they're heavy and I hope you have a shit Christmas. Fuck you nigger and fuck JVA.

>>25157229
Ignore the anti-JVA shills.

>>25157178
Yeah that's what I have

>>25157201
One day I will hoard it all, I'll be majority share holder and you filthy fucking pilgrimage will be forced to watch me control your coffee. I'll command it to rise from your cup and shoot into your nostrils, nobody will respond to your scream for help because it's happening to everyone.

PLTR

>>25157328
>>25157206

Nice! For my education and other biz frens on Christmas day:

if there's a crash what are you going for?
something aggressive like TSLA calls right?

I should short JVA

>>25155088
>>>>>Stalin
Lenin was right

>>25157328
you dirty nigger, I'm only at a tenth of that. someday, though

PLTR

IT'S GOOD TO BE BASED

how long can gme possibly go? people already made millions off it

is vale the new thing? do i just become a huehuefag?

>>25156303
Non-leveraged ones, yes
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>>25156342
I'm not even the soijak poster lel.
>>25156358
I hope you enjoy my Christmas ASMR :^) https://voca.ro/1938nndfefqp

>>25157511
>I'm not even the soijak poster lel.

>>25157501
GME is near-ish the fair value of the legacy business, and upside is largely dependent on Cohen turning it into Chewy for games

How do I short Nashville?

>>25157548
JVA

>>25157548
country music record labels

>>25156751
so this guy turned 10k in 300k with one call?

how would one avoid paying the jews with that? those fucking cunts can rip it from my cold dying hands before i give them 50%

>>25157548
That recording coming from the RV is really similar of the IRA bombings, wonder if were going to see more stuff like this

>>25157039
this. also keep in mind that people build accounts over years just to position themselves for One Big Play

>>25157565
Please work on indoor plumbing, Rajesh.

>>25157568
Something tells me there's no ETF for that.

>>25157784
Zero casualties so...Biden/FBI play? Expanded police powers -> PLTR calls?

>bought MARA calls yesterday
>bitcoin his ATH today
>can't scalp bc markets are closed

ahhhh it's torture bros

>>25157830
Apparently it was parked near an AT&T server farm

>>25157822
You mean one big play betting everything on options or just shares?

10K, Monday, what do?

>>25157400
How can you still shill this stock? It will probably go up but there are so many better stocks out there.

>>25157843
>trading 21st century tech in 20th century markets

>>25157857
Got it. Any publicity is good publicity, so T calls.

>>25157745
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rothira.asp

>>25157876
UNFI, KTOS, SRAC, GME

>>25157876
fuck off privilegefag i hope you fucking lose it all and shoot yourself

>>25157901
Thanks...I feel bad about selling GME a while back. I don't know if I can get back in. But maybe.

>>25157913
I'm poor compared to most of these posters

>>25157940
burn

>>25157913

>>25157876
UUUU, could easily go to $30 next year.

>>25157940
Dude I'm only investing with 2.5k. You're not poor.

>>25158022
I'm in it for 600 shares... Got 600 shares of WORKHORSE when it was $5... That was fun. Do you really think 4U is going that high?

>>25157501
UNFI is supposed to be the next GME 2.0 that was getting discussed in the GME circlejerk stream. Justin is very bullish on it. RK isn't because of the massive debt and lack of insider buying

I'm tempted to start a position in UNFI because it could pull a TUP turnaround if it successfully de-leverages and renews its contract with Whole Foods. Those are massive gambles though, definitely a buy-shares-only play, do not touch calls because UNFI could crab for months before it gets any momentum just like GME did

>mfw when I opened Reuters
We are completely fucked, SP500 will delet all gains from last 14 days.

God damn

>>25158082
ill probably just stick to vale i know a lot more about it

>>25157889
Don't know about him but the premiums selling covered calls are pretty high. Making 750-1000/wk on 12 contracts

>>25157913
>>25158046
Desu I'm only 22 and I'v made 20k, lost it all and have 18k in the bank

It's nuthing, we're all poor below 100k

>>25158051
It could, it won't live up to the 2010 hype obviously, but there is reason to believe uranium will do very well. Plenty of research going on on how to make it cheaper, severe lack of supply thanks to covid with a growing demand. See how this stock grew last month, don't be suprised if it goes on for another few months.

>>25158014
>Daily swings of $400k
>Daily swings of $40k
>Daily swings of $4k
>Daily swings of $400
>Daily swings of $40

Where are you, /smg/?

>>25158161
40$

>>25158022
Thanks, I have 200 UUUU but i feel like i should get more

>>25158161
$4k
Half my shit is conservative boomer divvy stock though. All I do is buy NTDOY and whatever I like being shilled here.
7 fig folio is the goal.

>BTC made a new ATH this morning
yeah i'm thinking buying MARA yesterday at close was a good idea

>>25158105
yeah but VALE is a momentum play, not an undervalued pick

if you're looking for the next GME, you're looking for a shitty company that's setting up for a turnaround. Right now it's as grim as AMD was in 2016 (huge debt bigger than their market cap), and it's a question on how much they can deleverage before covid ends
After reading a bunch of DD on it, I'm only convinced to gamble like a couple grand though for now. There are definitely valid reasons on why they're being valued at 0.03x of sales

>>25158226
I'm in for 700, I FOMOd in earlier this week. After doing research I feel pretty confident about this one.

>>25158285
based

>>25158288
i have gme shares and some clf and clf and vale calls

gme gave me some comfy gains but nothing amazing and it wont be life changing because its shares on a poorfag portfolio

>>25154749

>>25158161
Daily swings of 2k

>>25158161
usually in the hundreds, a particularly good or brutal day can hit $1k swing

>>25158305
Nice. Yeah, I’ll have to do some more research too honestly but I’m thinking of likely just getting 500 total for now

RAD

>>25158278
>All I do is buy NTDOY and whatever I like being shilled here.

Since the markets are closed, what are your hobbies that you're keeping yourself occupied with?
Mine are working out, piano, guitar, and "personal" projects to fill out my professional portfolio. Been thinking about taking up drawing.

>>25158463
Learning about trees, lifting, horseracing and watching anime.

>>25158463
working out
reading
looking for investments in Belgrade Serbia
driving my car

>>25158463
Wait for it to open so I can gamble

>>25158463
Drinking

>>25158463
True crime

Which chads in here bought the BFARF(BITF) dip yesterday?
Must be comfy af seeing btc mooning. You will be up 60%+ by Dec 29th.

>>25158586
R-reading about it, right?

>>25158463
Watch cartoons, read comics and visual novels

>>25158601
Yes. I think I’m gonna buy Alts too

>>25154752
>mfw sold at 17.2

Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy your weekend, see everyone on Monday. <3

>>25158617
Y-yeah... Watching interrogations is fun tooh

htps://youtu.be/N274EurzpAA

>>25158644
Fantom is the coin

>>25158463
it was supposed to be playing music, reading, video games, etc

but all i do is read a bunch of shill DD looking for the next GME/PLTR/CRSR

>>25158758
oops

https://youtu.be/N274EurzpAA

>>25155921
I agree with >>25155963
Take your profit. Use it to buy long positions.

Man I’m hooked on the apple eco system I need apple stock this shit is addictive

Perfect Christmas gifts and ecosystem

>>25158758
>>25158794
Do you know of any other decent podcasts like LPOTL, every time I look I just find a bunch of garbage

>>25158226
>>25158384

I literally have 1488 shares, sirs. Based Chalmers will take all of us to the moon.

I'm ready for NGA to be the next NIO!

>>25158836
I wish I knew

>>25155175
why are index funds bad

>>25158463
working out. gaming. watching anime

>>25158994
it's not bad, it's just not "active" investing. most of the guys here have disposable income and are trying to see 30%+ returns on investments versus the 7% you get with index funds

>>25159052
You shouldn't have to pay taxes on index fund sales if your intention is to sell & buy back in because you think things are in a bubble territory.

test

>>25159052
don't know where you're getting 7%, SPY is up 14% this year, QQQ is up 44%. and 30% is setting the bar really low for modern active investing

>>25159169
Welcome back fren, whatd you get banned for?

>>25159178
7% is the approximately the historical benchmark for broad index equity returns.

Whether our brave new world of Fed inflation carries that on is a separate discussion, but unless you buy the strong form of the "printer goes brr" argument, this year's returns are anomalously high and unlikely to continue.

lads i bought BABA yesterday. i havent sweat this much in years

>>25159246
Just imagine how much Jack Ma is sweating.

>>25159266
He already has everything

>>25159295
What commies giveth, commies taketh

>>25159295
Except a counter to China's secret police. That's sort of a key thing.

JAPAN!! SUCKS YOU ALL LOST YOUR MONEY BUT JAPAN SOON BROS. TRUST THE PLAN . OH YOU LOST MOST OF YOUR MONEY? SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN EARLIER FAGGOTS. I JUST SCREENED CAPPED YOU FOR THE COLLECTION.
>Bcrx

>500 shares of GME at market price please

>>25159183
I don’t got the pic on my computer, but making a smg thread

Selling 14 ATVI so I can buy 40 HERO ETFs

>>25159446
>>25159446
>>25159446
new

>>25159529
>I am the same person who did all the DD on UUUU getting anons to buy in at $2.50
Are you also the guy that posts Maria memes about it because if you are that's pretty based

>>25155172
>almost 800% profit
>fucked up
Sure