/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anonito, GHIV says Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Why is uranium such a based meme?

>self driving bussy vans with integrated sex slaves
>bussy to your door, by bussy(tm)

Where is my Marqeta IPO?
>Roblox IPO delayed
REEEEEEEEEE

ATTENTION ANONS
Do not invest in autonomous transportation in countries with Niggers in them.
This is your final warning.

>and this is our little wolf of wallstreet's room. he LOVES investing

>>25138851
when you buy options do you just keep the money off the top or do you need to money to buy the shares after its all said and done

I'll kick your poncey soul, all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. now, wake.the.fuck.up!

WUB WUB WUB WUBWUWB

nickel and steel shortage when?

Ghiv and BFt are my best friends, bought lgvw at 12 , sold at 17... that was my biggest blunder since selling CIIG at 25. SPACS are brutal sometimes . Full casino AH

>>25138883
i hope this is not one person because thats really sad i see you the first in every thread 24/7

>>25138984
BFT might go 30+

>>25138917
bussy...

>>25138984
LGVW TO 30 NEXT WEEK

What do you guys think about LCA? I might ride this one out, online casions print money

>>25139007
That was me last week.

Since SPACs seem to go to 200% NAV on news/hype, that's the equivalent of PSTH going to $40. All in $40 calls.

>>25139007
i did it in the previous thread

>>25138883
Bro, not only are you a pathetic sperg hitting refresh every second, you're doing it on Christmas eve? Don't you have a life, friends family?

I'm not buying ghiv, it's overbought
Merry Christmas you weirdo

>>25138851
Hoping GameStop doooomps, I wanna buy lots and lots of cheapies

>>25139138
nigga it was $12 a week ago wtf were you doing then

>>25139171
Buying it retard, I sold for 21.50, not holding that shit through the holidays.

when i do options do i just keep the money off the top or do i have to buy it?

like if it gives me the right to buy 3000 shares at $10 i need $30000 dollars and then sell them for $15?

or does it just give me the 3000 times the 5 dollar difference? i tried to exercise a contract and it said i needed 1,400 dollars per contract for something

>>25139136
Your here. You must be self quarantining for the 9th time this month

>>25138959
Nothing wrong with living with your parents to save money to buy more Uranium stocks and anime figures.

how high we going by the end of the month, OPTIchads?

>>25138976
just sell for the extrinsic value

you're always better off selling unless they're so deep ITM it's 100% intrinsic value and volumes are so low you can't cash out (without giving away a chunk of your profits to the bid)

>>25139222
No one knows. Not even Robert himself.

So, for those of us that are already on Christmas Eve, what presents did you get, /smg/? What do you plan on getting?

>>25139136
I can't visit my family because of Bonglands' quarantine so I'm here shit posting on Christmas eve.
Merry Christmas Anons.
>>25139197
People rarely exercise options, just sell it off to the next person for a quick buck if it's ITM.

>>25139197
You would likely just sell the 30 options (100 shares per option) for $(5x100) each. Technically slightly less so the market maker buying them covers fees and profits a little but whatever.

You do actually need the $$$/shares to exercise them if you want to squeeze out every penny though.

>PSTH
>Initial requirement 50%
>Maintenance requirement 25%
>A 25% dip would be $19.50, which is below NAV
>It is literally impossible for me to be margin called
Brokers hate this one weird trick.

>>25139369
>literally impossible
this is how you know it's going to happen

>>25139136
Sigh... Well you're not wrong, even if you are mean..

>>25139326
>>25139339
ok i had options expiring soon for a slight profit and i tried to exercise and my heart was beating out of my chest thinking id need to pay 5000 dollars to use them

is exercising just for richfags or something? so is clffag tried to exercise his options hed have to pay like 7 million dollars or some shit?

Goddamnit I tried to upload the /smg/ update but the video file was corrupted. I don't have it in me to refilm it tonight.

>>25139369
hello future subway investor

>>25139476
Options were meant to provide institutions "insurance" on their securities, they were never meant to be traded like candy but here we are.
Yes, CLFtranny would have to pay that if he did but he won't. Half his contracts are expiring 2021/2022 so he's got plenty of time to sell.

UUUU to 6$.

>>25139455
it's okay fren.
>>25139497
man wtf get in here too. thanks for the vids so far...
>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>>25139476
yeah thats why you get leaps, so you have a year till expiry

>>25138959

>>25139622
Well fuck it, it's Christmas time to think about someone else other than myself fo once. Ill refilm it.

SRAC anyone? Feel like when the merger happens zoomers are going to fomo into it

>>25139646
based ayynon

>>25139646
you're a goddamn treasure

>>25139619
its funny how accurate chart this is

>>25139668
I want to buy more but it keeps going up. Might just buy more anyways on Monday regardless of price. If it keeps doing the Chad Fad I won't get a lower entry. January 14th is the NET first flight date.

I'm not touching QS right now....does that leave Panasonic as the best long term solid state battery play?

>>25139455
I'm still mad this wasn't a romance option.

WFC leaps calls.
JPM leaps calls
BAC leaps calls

>>25139799
Too hard, long BNKU.

>>25139833
Baby doesn't know how to buy his call options correctly?

Anyone buy xrp dip? This is cool. Always do the opposite of biz lol

>>25138959
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR IM SHILLING UUUU

>>25139326
Merry Christmas bong, death to rude-posters.

>CCP opening an anti-monopoly investigation into Alibaba

Hello darkness my old friend~
I've come to talk with you again~
Because a vision softly creeping~
Left its seeds while I was sleeping~
And the vision~~~
That was planted in my brain~
Still remains~~~
Within the sound~~~
Of silence~~~~~~~~!

so if you have an option in robinhood and its in the money on date of expiration they automatically exercise it for you? or does it sell it?

Merry Christmas from ARK funds!

>>25139883
>invest with communists
>invest in a country where exit scamming foreigners is legal and encouraged
>surprised when you lose money
We tried to warn you, don't bet against America.

>>25139619
Me in the middle

>>25139619
That's a big U for you.

>>25139897
it expires.................

>>25139497
i like your videos man. only criticism is Telos is NOT a cucked stock. Telos is Based

>>25139897
>Implying anyone on Robinhood can afford 100 shares

>>25139854
Baby's more interested in balanced sector exposure than managing a basket of LEAPs on ten different tickers, yes, you smug cunt.
Merry Christmas to everyone but this guy.

>>25140031
what if its otm?

Which is better, SEDG or ENPH

>>25140071
>otm
It expires harder.

>>25140058
what do stockchads use to trade options?

HO HO HO MEEERRRRRY CHRISTMAS ESS EM GEE! MAY YOUR PORTFOLIOS BE THE COLOR OF CHRISTMAS, RED AND GREEN!

>>25140059
>Baby's more interested in balanced sector exposure than
Does baby think those are all the LEAPS you should buy? Buy military defense tech and pharma LEAPS as well, baby.

>>25139497
kek, just saw your vids.....very nice my man

>>25140135
robinhood

>>25139324
Christmas is about giving for me now. A bonsai tree for my mom and sister, carwash giftcard for my grandma, spicy seasonings for my uncle.

what percent up would you take profits on an extremely volatile stock?

>>25140164
This got weird, are we going to bang or what?
>defense
Yes
>Pharma
Depends which one, there's a decent change PFE and AZN are in a slow mo blow off top. Pharma feels like a summer or 2022 play to me.

>>25140213
Depends entirely on the stock

>>25140244
I mean buying in summer or 2022, when it's done crabbing.

>>25140213
that really depends. do you have a stock right now thats up? show us what it is. if youre up 30%+ on something and you dont understand why you might want to think about selling

>>25140244
>>25140164
get a room

>>25140135
>Chads
They have ISDA Master Agreements with banks/institutions and trade derivatives OTC without dealing with plebian things such as brokerages.

>>25140244
what year is this pic approx?

>>25140244
>This got weird, are we going to bang or what?
Depends. Does baby want to fuck or what? Pharma is a long term play for 2022 onwards. That is the point of a LEAP (long term equity anticipation) option.
Baby should invest in three different sectors, namely, during the Biden presidency as Biden's corporatist cabinet will not allow banks to go under (invest in banks), will invest in defense tech, and will make sure pharma gets big funding based on his pandemic recovery plans.
Unless baby wants to be a little bitch stuck investing in his shitty blue chip tech stocks or boomer ETFs, baby should invest in the aforementioned sectors.

So merry christmas smg

Is great revenues enough to pump Amazon out of it's current range or is it terminally crabbing?

Hans . are we the baddies?

why do people go to nyse to buy and sell stocks instead of working comfy from home?

>>25140314
looks like the 70s

>>25140314
'89
>>25140356
>That is the point of a LEAP
Your LEAP is going to be cheaper if pharma keeps falling for another six months.
That's my point, I think the right time to enter the position is summer or later. Expiration in late 2023 or 2024.
Rotate your defense gains into pharma.
You think it will take off sooner I gather.

What are some stocks for the upcoming war?

>>25140380
there's no more growth left for the biggest companies in the world

>>25140402
social aspect. trades get executed faster. Television companies pay the NYSE to have them there

>>25139497
Just wanted to say, your vids are funny. Keep it up, bro.

>>25140444
DFEN

>>25140252
>>25140281
I have ITM puts on MRNA, I'm up 60% for the day. But a bad day like yesterday that can result in 50% of the entire position's value evaporating.
I am confident about the direction, I could do something like trim 25% of the position on a good day and put it back in on a bad one?

>>25140444
cheq'd
war with whome?

>>25140444
Based trips of death. LMT, RTX, NOC, not BA, KTOS, LDOS, HII.

>>25140474
yeah puts are really risky

Is this ALPP shit a meme or should I hop on on Monday

I always miss the fucking train

>>25140444
RTX LMT, I think KTOS is going to explode if an actual major conflict starts with all the crazy drone stuff they're doing

>>25140490
Sell them at a price you would buy the stock at

>>25140444
>Those trips
Based, drone warfare seems to be the future from what we have seen so KTOS is a good one.

>>25140538
I might actually have to pick up some KTOS on Monday, I was thinking about it in November and it's already started to run. Be very bullish on HII as well, because they make warships and China is trying to start a naval arms race. Imagine investing in Vickers in 1900.

>>25140380
Normies can't afford 1 share. Bezos doesn't want to split. It's stuck in crab hell.

watching red and green candles all day is such great Christmas spirit :)

>>25140563
how about instead of war we just like have every soldier get in a giant game of call of duty where you die once and youre out

>>25140507
OPTI has a sure chance of mooning/hitting a dollar

>>25140444
What everyone else said plus ALPP, PLTR, and TLS.
>>25140486
Syria Ukraine and North Korea.

>>25140602
*surer

Merry Christmas to all, even the niggers and jannies.

>>25140426
blow me

so Cohen wasn't buying up more shares the last few days after all?

Biden will be good for the market, that’s why I’ve only been buying MRK and VRTX (big pharma play) UNH (health insurance play) LMT (drone striking brown people play) and JPM (Jewish bank play).
Big tech and meme stocks are done for.

>>25140624
syria maybe, ukraine and north korea, no way in hell. North korea acts smart and tough. But they are not that stupid. Ill admit if it did happen it would most likely end up NAM pt 2. the first korean war was already horrid. Doubt we will see a round 2.

are banks really going to surge in 2021?

>>25140678
Grow up dude.

>>25140696
He has 2 days to file on every buy or sell. You can use a calender.

>>25140714
Why do you think pharma is going to fall for another 6 months or so?

>>25140709
We are already at war in Ukraine, I am only saying it will escalate.
North Korea isn't a stalemate, it is escalating with missile development and our last chance at a peaceful resolution died at the hands of Jim Acosta.

>>25140720
no shit

we know by now he wasn't buying more on Monday or Tuesday that's my point

I have about 10 percent of my portfolio in T.

My average is 28 dollars a share so I think I'm in around the bottom.

I know its a bloated debt behemoth, but I believe they are turning the company around and paying off the debt and selling their shitty assets.

Should I keep holding and DCAing in more stock at this low price?

I think HBO max isn't priced in yet so there is some short term upside potential.

I'm not looking for short term gains. This is my boomer stocks ill hold forever.

I already have 30 percent of my portfolio dedicated to risky plays.

>>25140763
What if we just let Kim have nukes? If that's what he needs to feel secure without Anschlussing with Soukies.

>>25140444
ITA

>>25139646
We need the weekly update or else Christmas is ruined. You have until 12:00AM EST or else

Test

Ive never traded OTC pink sheet before so i just did this to start learning...what have i done? idk how i messed up so bad. I bought at 1.85 and i plan to just hold for a while but yeah idc how otc works wtf is a limit order I meant to buy $100 worth... it didnt fill. good thing i didnt.

>>25140856
Why am I range banned from /pol/ at my AA meeting?

why did bernie madoff think he could get away with it?

>>25140892
Because lolis take your mind off alcohol, like how people who stop smoking gain weight.

>>25140926
Because he is like that guy that fathered 6 kids with his daughter. By the time they caught him he already won.

>>25140747
I think boomers massively overbought pharma and never took profits, they are telling themselves they can long PFE at these prices forever. Seems like a long slope-and-hope before secular growth resumes some time next year.
>>25140813
Because he launches missiles over Japan and stuff. I'm not saying he's insane, but people on the weaker side of an asymmetrical war tend to push the aggression as hard as they can to force concessions. I know NK looks like the war that will never end but we're approaching the last few years IMO.

>>25140953
thats because nicotine is a stimulant and it kills tastebuds and plus they put chemical versions of mini crack in cigarettes to make them more addictive

>>25140983
how did he "win"? he was already rich and dying in prison? he didnt even get to enjoy the money

>>25140891
you fucked up. never buy otc stocks or foreign stocks again.

>>25139136
Buy
BOTY
before cookies are put out for Santa

>>25139138
>>25139202
>>25139326
>>25139910
>>25140426
>>25140763
>>25140891

>>25140990
He already has effective short and medium range missiles with effective nuclear weapons on them. He hasn't nuked anything yet. He's a de facto nuclear power already.

>>25140698
You forgot EV and renewable energy, they pumping billions

>>25140891
shooduv bought BOTY

Some guy called margin just called. Should I answer?

>>25141054
>quoting everyone to shill your stock
that's when it stops being funny and starts being faggotry

>>25141124
Just uninstall Robinhood

>>25139031
30$ fagz

>>25140507
You'll never know unless you look into it yourself. Airbus accepted restricted shares at $3.50 for payment. They seem to think it's not a meme.

I told you dummies about IPOC, i'm up almost 50% since two weeks ago and yet i never see anyone even mention it here

>>25141101
That rocket almost certainly doesn’t work (yet)
The big showpiece they put in their parades (as this one was) is usually still in R and D phase

>>25141124
Tell him you are not the Krusty Krab and that you’re just Patrick
If he calls again tell him you’ll bash his fooking ‘ead in

>>25139326
Same deal..merry xmas anon

>>25141148
Sure, but North Korea can seemingly work at a surprisingly decent pace when Kim says so. I wouldn't be surprised if Big Dong was operational by 2022 or whatever.

>>25141122
>>25141039
honestly youre right. shitcoins are better.

>>25139619
>Co-worker gets into stocks
>He legitimately believes that Africa has self driving cars and hidden advanced technology because of his Instagram feed
>Doesn't know how to google even the most basic of problems
>Asks me for help with fucking APPLYING A TABLE FILTER ON EXCEL AND CHANGING FONT SIZE IN OUTLOOK
>"Hey dude, I found this chinese car named NIO. I think China is stealing Africa's tech but keeping quiet about it. They have been setting up military bases in Africa to spy on then for years now."
>I don't trust in investing Chinese so do DD on WKHS instead


WELP. Not that WKHS was a terrible get but fuck me. I'm not joking by the way, he 100% tried to convince me that Africa was hiding technology from us. Showed me shitty instagram videos where they're pretending to move cars with their mind through some headband thing...

>>25138851
I WANTED TO TEXT “ill see you later baby, i fell asleep on the couch» ΤΟ MY GF BUT I WAS SO SLEEPY THAT I SENT IT TO A GROUP CHAT CONTAINING THE PROFESSORS THAT RUN MY UNI’S MASTERS PROGRAM. FUCKKKKKK

>>25139642
extreem base

>>25141229
this.... smells like the top

who are some famous people who can beat the market? besides me

>>25140998
Madoff scammed people for 40 years. They think he started in the 70's. They aren't even sure...lol

>>25141237
They got a chuckle you obvious virgin. Get over it.

>>25141237
at least they will remember you now.

>>25141275
Terry Smith

>>25141284
how the fuck can it go on for 30 years? i thought he was giving people good returns the entire time? did he just borrow money from other people he stole to give it to other people to pretend it was stock returns? lol

>>25141101
Great, I hope you're right anon. Countries should be able to arm up and protect themselves.
But I remember the shelling of fishing boats and the missile shot over Japan.
It's not like I can personally confirm missile tests, so the real danger isn't Kim, it's a president who is losing popularity and wants to stick it to China. If Kissinger wants a casus belli he can drum it up in ten minutes.

>>25141229
Africa has advanced tech that they're hiding from us.
We just haven't advanced to the point where the entire world is paying us gibs to discover new diseases and get high all day.

if i can beat the market for years and years by buying the right /smg/ memes could i become some super billion dollar investor that a bunch of rich old people give millions of dollars to to buy stocks with? and become a world famous investor?

>>25140891
>-$10.95
It's over. Better luck in the next life.

>>25141309
I don't know. If it was me I would have played with the losses. So like that 80's crash they would lose a lot more money than they should. Then in the boom they would make less than they should.

Sold my GHIV for a $200 profit, was it too soon? Fuck these SPACs man...now I see it mooning at AH. Fucking cocksuckers.

I've never invested in stocks before, which ones should I start off with to be safe?
this place intimidates me

>>25141229
Shhh, the free market will allocate capital from his wallet to your wallet.

>>25141362
Yes. You will become the next Buffett.

>>25141367
that is .25% of my net worth im financially ruined

Cumming in cunny

>>25141401
all in on NAK

>>25141401
Stupid ass , spoiler buy BFT and sell around 20-25. Buy every SPAC under 12 dollars. google spac right now.

Comfy UTZ Christmas stocks.

>>25141444
i thought I could use spoilers here
don't bulli

>>25141400
Nobody ever went broke taking profits.
Next time try selling some of it instead of all of it.

>>25141401
Lurk more and make small buys. Something sounds promising, buy with like 5% of your port max until you know you're good at separating the gold from the shit.

>>25141400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

Merry Christmas
***smg video update***
https://youtu.be/HvnhSfkTrpk

>>25140891
imagine owning a stock with a BARF ticker. the stock that makes you puke every time you check the chart

>>25141492
>take out profits
>stock moons and i miss out on 20,000 dollars
>i put my money in another stock
>it goes down 85%

now what?

>>25141490
what board you from christmas tourist anon?

>>25141401
buy GME

How long until BCRX is above 10 dollars?

>>25141401
>Call female broker
>"Gives me 1 million shares of BOTY at market price"
>*Click*

>>25141560
fucking based, merry christmas bro

>>25141560
Thanks AJ

>>25141599
>What now?
The most important step, Kill Self

>>25141401
copper and nickle stocks for the renewable energy meme

>>25141590
Honeslty thats why i bought it BARF kek

>>25141560
nice. basedjack poster made fun of me like that once. I was larping tho. im still mad at him.

>>25141698
no thanks i have moon ill be rich next year

how tf do i even buy RYCEY in the us? i'm on public app and not robinhood

>>25141560
Hell yeah, watching through it now, appreciate the double effort on this one, AJ. Merry Christmas.
wagmi

https://vocaroo.com/1c9r9hlcisNo

>>25141748
>spend $50 on a ticker because it's a funny haha word
>lose $10
>FINANCIALLY ROOOOINED GUYS HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS

>>25139592
Why do options need to be paid for to be exercised? What if the seller was selling cc?

>>25141610
/tg/

its real bros

>>25141800
Lol, I've made $500 of 4U

>>25141599
>i put my money in another stock
>it goes down 85%
Don't pick stocks that go down anon, pick stocks that go up.

>>25141800
frig off. I was actually looking for tips on OTC pink sheet, posting stupid decisions gets (you) s im larping on my 4th brokerage account

>>25141770
RYCEY is OTC, so you have to have access to OTC markets.

>>25141809
Nvm I'm retarded

Sigh anymore I don't have any great ambition or drive to do much other than make sure I got enough green coming in once I retire to never work again. Hell long as I got enough coming in to cover my expenses even with inflation added into it that's all I want. I got just 11 years to go till I can retire. (thank god). What's the fucking point of job jumping now at this late stage. Hell all I gotta do is ride it out then walk out when the day comes. I really don't give two shits anymore to be honest. This year has been the best. It's made me see what the post retirement life would be like. Relaxing as hell. I'm gonna hate it when I gotta go back full time.

Hello CLF to 15 next week that is all

You can't beat the market, why do you even try

>>25141275
MB

>>25141913
You don't beat it, you ride it like a sailor

Whats the move boys

>>25141913
I'd rather try to beat the market and lose than settle for 10% gains.

>>25141913
>buy SPY or VTI
>sell covered calls
>you are now beating the market

>>25141913
I beat the market this year by a significant margin

Im curious on the story of LCI guy/ big5, could i just go back and read old threads? what were the thread numbers

>>25141887
Kek no it's not it's on Robinhood

>>25141560
I liked this video

>>25142000
I remember lci guy back mabye fall of 2019 i bought some lci could have made 200 bucks on it but held and than it went down and i became a bag holder

>>25141980
Yeah I guess 10 percent of 4,000 dollars isn't really worth it?


Poor people lmao

I just want to wish you all a Merry Christmas or whatever.

Thank you for your shills.

We're all just trying to make it, no more waging, no more forced overtime, no more getting up early and dealing with retards. NEET Retirement.

My favorite stock in the stock market is my gift to you.

PSTH
(PSTH+, or calls)

This is my favorite and am 100% sure that once they do announce the company they're going to merge with, it's going to generate hype like crazy. The company they'll merge with is going to receive BILLIONS of dollars, not the puny 300 million that others SPAC's give. Out of all SPAC's since March, this will trounce all of them.

Long calls/warrants are your best plays here. The calls may be expensive...but they're going to 2x++++.

This is my highest conviction play in the stock market so far. This sleeping giant of a stock that will make you guys $$$ without much risk.

Merry Christmas my beautiful faggots.

Well guys less than 4 hours left in 2020. Fucking over this year and hoping we all make it in 2021.

>>25140891
>didn't do any DD
>it's clearly consolidating after a big run
>XRP temporarily bogged the market
>BTC is already recovering, will certainly receive a boost after NEETbux
I bought back in at $1.70 with previous gainz. Stop your whining and get ready for more mooning. Also
>crying about a whole $11

>>25142074
hey look at my ID

>>25142074
Since you're from the future I need the closing price of SPY on Dec 31.

>only bought 10 shares of ALPP + OTC fees
sucks to be a poorfag bros, if I had more money, i could do this full time and stop wage slaving

>>25142063
>appropriate risk levels scale with portfolio size
Yes? This is pretty basic stuff.

>>25140801
>>25140801
I'm doing the same as you, and share your opinion about T's prospects. No idea if we're doing the right thing or not but I feel good about investing in T. And those revenues, they're safe as fuck

>>25142082
ill fuck your asshole while i choke you to death

>>25142108
kek

>>25141912
yea okay more like 13.82, 14.21, 14.17, 13.28, 14.02

it wont even hit 15 in time for my calls and thats 4 fuckin months!

>>25142164
Seems like an extremely complex position

>>25140581

Whats the reason for HII not getting one measly pump this year in the face of the China century acclaimed by Wall St and the democrats?

>>25142164
are you a cute girl (male)?

>>25142074
are you a fucking retard? holy shit dude

When do I sell BLNK. Bought at $52 and feel like I’m about to get bogged

>>25142071
>$25 LEAP
>It's not even a LEAP, it's end of 2021
>breakeven $33.90
Johnny you're breaking my balls here.

>>25142209
It's the last day of the year bro be a little nicer

>>25142203
Sometimes the market is wrong and if you're right you can make money. I don't think a naval arms race is priced in for HII right now. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the market is wrong.

>>25142071
>Stripe is out
>Subway, Bloomberg, and Menards are boring boomer companies and the market demands a historic meme or it'll unironically dump
>Starlink doesn't fit the description of a mature unicorn with positive cash flow
>OnlyFans and PornHub are funny memes but probably won't happen
>Fintech is invested in PSTH
I'm thinking Robinhood.

>>25142228
What did SRAC and GME close at on December 31? This is important.

any lithium recommendations? and or thoughts

Germanfag here. I am thinking about opening an account with a stock brokerage company. Can anyone recommend me one? Any eurofags in this thread right now? I want to have access to as many different markets as possible. Trade republic doesn’t seem to offer many of the stocks I am considering to buy like UUUU, GHIV and The ARK ETFs. Thanks in advance.

>>25142164
Stop spreading FUD about my shitcoin miner.
>>25142206
I can guarantee that poster has a feminine penis

>>25142245
18

>>25142268
Degiro. Also leave Germany as soon as possible because taxes literally rape you to death and you also have an exit tax that forces a sell event.

>>25142291
thats entirely believable and I'm ok with it

>>25142268
>>25142305
is it true that you have to pay taxes on unrealized gains?

>>25142240
Ackman is also on record saying the world needs to change so that the poors can reap the rewards of the market and talking about giving every citizen an investment account at birth that grows with them. This kind of fits Robinhood's ethos. Since they've been around since 2013 I'd classify them as a mature unicorn although I don't know if they have positive cashflow.

real talk why do boomers make such a big fuss about 10% returns a year when apple does better? will they pay me millions of dollars just to put their money in apple?

>>25142353
doesn't new jersey have something like baby bonds? gov buy $300 worth

>>25142353
Welp nevermind I just found a December article that says Robinhood hired Goldman Sachs to lead their IPO.

Justin believes UNFI is a higher conviction, higher return play than GME and he's been one of the king GME bulls for a very long time and has personally talked with Ryan Cohen. He said he'll write an article on it in January. Merry Christmas.

>>25142409
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/apple-investors-watch-out-for-the-winners-curse-2020-08-24

>>25142240
I hope it's Chick-Fil-A....that place is always packed.

Pornhub is another. Literally a money making machine.

>>25142417
>$300 worth of muni bonds
Wow, it'll be worth $600 when they're 18. What a hand up to the poor.

>>25142470
put money in apple, amazon, microsoft and pick 1-2 of your own boomer funds and youll manage to double money in a couple years i just simply dont have time.

alibaba is a guaranteed huge return right now no matter what anyone says

>>25142346
As I told you Germany rapes you to death with taxes.

>>25142409
>I "invested" during the biggest bullrun in human history, why isn't everyone older than 40 trusting me when I say stonks only go up?

>>25142534
nigger its done better the last 10 years

>he bought KO

>>25141913
I kicked the market in the dick this year, and it's my first year seriously trading.

>>25141913
>+17% in 2 days just watching for 3 months

i am the market

>>25142562
>longest

>>25142424
Sauce?

>>25142475
they should end trusts, and every other inter generational wealth transfer options for everyone who makes > $75k.

>>25142534
two of the three largest stock crashes in history are within my living memory and I'm 24. Stonks have only gone up regardless.

Unrelated.

>>25142591
theres a 10 year bullrun after every bubble its called a new bubble

>>25142618
A quickly deleted message on RK's YouTube chat. Believe me at your own peril.

>>25140624
shilling for TLS. buy this shit

>>25142633
>I was investing during the 2002 crash and the 2008 crash

>>25142651
Yes, but the bubble doesn't stay the same.

>>25142474
Chick Fil a owners have stated they won’t do it, PH has been under fire recently. Both your observations are wrong

>>25142656
ill stick to gme

Merry Christmas (Eve) SMG!
I just spent all afternoon building a fucking swing set for my daughter.

>>25141139
I’m in it anon good pick

Is fubo a buy?

>>25140801
would you work for a company that sucks and is working on turning itself around or would you move to a new company that is growing and doing well. point is, fuck waiting for turn arounds.

>>25142677
look at cisco lol it wipes the fucking floor with apple gains

>>25142656
Fuck it I'm in.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4395749-united-natural-foods-strong-free-cash-flow-generation-and-divestitures-to-substantially
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4395735-united-natural-foods-investment-diamond-is-forever

Wait if you all fuck ups always do the wrong calls why hasn't anyone tried to do the opposite of what is currently being shilled?

>>25142686
I agree, I'm still almost 50% GME. But I opened a small UNFI position and will target 10-20% by January. I have a similar allocation goal for Momentus but it keeps going up.

>>25142699
https://www.google.com/finance/quote/FUBO:NYSE?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi09MW6gejtAhWRv1kKHSdlDrAQ3ecFMAB6BAgBEBk

wtf LOL

>>25142728
Already a thing.

>>25142746
It took a giant shit, so it can only go up right

I have been banned 3 times this month for making smg threads

>>25142794
Go for rycey if thats your strategy

>>25142765
SMGS would have gotten shit on this quarter
>short RTX
>short GME
>short blue chip divvies

>>25142794
This is why I'm 100% SQQQ. Buy the dip every paycheck.

>>25141913
>buy equally weighted s&p
>beat the market
heh, nothing personell kid

>>25141401
Move your entire bank into robinhood and go balls deep into NIO. See you in Beverly hills in 10 years

>>25142194
It would be hard, I’ll pull it off, I have 18.5 inch biceps

why should i buy DENN instead of other fast food stocks?

>>25142821
ive noticed the jannies are pretty sour on this board specifically because lets just say.....theyre paid less than favourably

oh jan jan thank you for service youve really earned that paycheck

>>25141560
>Storage anon, I know your parents don't love you
>My parents do, it's nice
LMAO!!!!

I gave money to this deaf-mute guy today. He needed it more than me, I've been buying GME since 5 anyway. I remember him going around cafes selling cheap chinese lighters and shit pre-corona and i would always politely decline to buy stuff from him. He isn't a junkie or anything like that just straight up poor. This time he was begging outside a supermarket I just walked out of full of groceries. Couldn't ignore him this time.
I dont talk about that stuff with my circle so you're the only ones that know anons.

Merry Christmas you fags

>>25141913
Im up 48% over the last 3 months. Cope brainlet

Is there any reason to buy and hold QQQ over TQQQ?

>>25142922
Is there any reason to buy and hold TQQQ over /NQ?

>>25142656
Oh boy it's my turn to put my whole net worth into UNFI LEAPS and post "UNFI YOLO Update" on Reddit every month.

It is hard to find a good platform with crypto solutions to invest in.

Came across on DuckDAO, read twi posts of crypto pros. Seems like it is an open platform with an investment system. Do you know anything about it?

>>25142936
wouldnt you prefer a safe investment for your roth ira champ that you can cash out at 60 years old and finally buy that house youve had your eyes on when its quadropled in price by then

>>25142936
leverage

>>25142936
idk what that is

>>25141913

>>25142994
pathetic. this is my gains in 2 days

>>25139668
Got 200 shares @10.50...my final trad IRA contribution so it'll be tax free at least.

>>25142936
How do I into /NQ, assume I want 2.75x long and hold for 30 years?

>>25141560
By FAR my favorite corona entertainment

>>25141479
UTZ will probably not make me rich, but one day I can hopefully sell calls instead of having to sell my position and pay all the taxes. And there’s something satisfying about owning a stock you can participate in by enjoying its fine products as it steals market share from PepsiCo’s Frito-Lay.

>>25141800
These are getting so good

>>25142794
Nah but more lockdowns and the return of sports are both bullish for a streaming and potentially gambling platform supported by Roku and amazon fire stick

>>25143016
I made $300 yesterday off of my uuuu calls lol, and I just invested another $500 today from me paycheck

I lost everything today. Need to refinance my apartment. Why did nobody tell me to sell?

>>25142682
Turns out PornHub doesn't make as much money as I hoped.

Shame.

>>25142001
I don't know anything about robinhood, if it doesn't have OTC markets then it won't have it.

>>25141560
reminder to KYS TLSfag

>GME literally goes from $12 to $20 in a week
>weekly update ayynon still doesn't mention it
what do you have against the coom

>>25143070
im just kidding i have no clue what im doing

>>25143098
This is so hard to follow I drink next level schizo shit

>>25141560
this is fucking awesome

>>25143125
Buy all the uuuu dips!!! I bought $6 july calls today so I think they're gonna go at least to 6 if not 10. With how much it's increased in a few days it definitely has the potential.

>>25143114
Cuz he's a Gaynon

is denn a go?

>>25142987
>>25142989
Nasdaq on crack.

>>25143028
You'd have to get approved for futures through your broker first.

>>25143151
>With how much it's increased in a few days it definitely has the potential

this strategy is going to fucking ass rape you with so many huge black ass dicks you wont even be able to walk again

>>25142830
Already have rycey. I'll just buy more arkf then

>>25142897
Good job.

>>25143114
I think he doesnt want to repeat cucked and based stocks or chad and virgin posters just to stay fresh. But he should because sometimes it is definitely appropriate. GME definitely shouldve been in there this week but coom was in like the first or second update so i dont mind
>>25143137
dawg i literally drew arrows!

>>25143174
I'm not basing my entire investment off of that. The upcoming years and the company's fundamentals itself are so bullish it's ridiculous.
One little $75 stim and we're like this? Nuts

>>25143163
It's not cheap any more but sure. Good PPP loan coverage. Read the last quarterly just in case, and FYI they're very vulnerable to California shutdowns.

>>25143185
how do you feel about baba?

>>25143114
Oh fuck GME slipped by. Enjoy your gains you iron handed Chad's

>>25143185
>no GME
>no SRAC
>no UNFI
>no KTOS
????????

>>25143171
Not on RH

>>25141913
Evidently there are people who beat the market since there exist people who failed to beat the market and if no one was capable of beating the market that would not make sense

hhhh

>>25143171
Saved pic to ponder over later, thanks.
Is it a steep learning curve? Took me about 3 months to figure out options.

>>25143174
So true. Everyone has to learn for themselves.

>>25143209
KTOS sounds interesting. Is smg talking about it lately?
>>25143201
Chinkshit

Is there a thread I should use to ask how to withdraw bitcoin from cash app into my bank account? I only ever post in this thread on /biz/ so you guys have to help me.

>>25142305
Where am I supposed to go?

When is /smg/ selling UUUU?

I'm shooting for $80-100.

>>25142821
Every significant poster on smg gets banned from time to time for shitty reasons or no reason.

>>25142305
And thank you

>>25143263
last thread we were really bullish on it, tldr
>drones
>cyberwarfare / cybersecurity
>space infrastructure
they're basically a "future of warfare" pure play, their Valkyrie drone is competing for the Skyborg program

>>25143293
i got banned literally i dont know the fuck why i made business related questions in the catalog and got hit with an instant ban

so i went later and literally made a thread saying fuck you jannies you fucking stupid pieces of shit i hate you all and wrote like 3 paragraphs about how much i hated jannies. it sat there all night and i didnt get banned.

>>25143226
I'm not a futures trader. I traded /MES and /MGC a few times before realizing I was in over my head.
I think RKG actually trades futures.

I do think that if you have solid strategies or want leverage and can manage it then it's by far the best method available.

>>25143332
I once got a warning for making the OP

>>25143293
Jannies get the rope -.-

>>25142071
>forced overtime
>be manager, on salary, work extra for free

help me, sage, get out of this shit.

>>25143307
Man that seems super risky if they lose out. Can they beat boeing? It'll take a dump if they lose.

>>25138851
Sippin on HOT CHOCOLATE with BAILEYS

>>25143265
Nevermind figured it out. Pissed those niggers charged me a fee though

>>25143384
Boing is losing government contracts left and right because of incompetence and cost overruns. But it's definitely the underdog play.

>>25143396
based, gonna have some Captian Canadas tonight
>one can canada dry
>one serving captain morgan
>1 teaspoon maple syrup

>>25142624
where would the wealth go when people die then?

>>25143379
Must take calculated risks anon.

If there's an asset you've studied, learned and love, you must go all in.

You already hate life, why not go all in? What do you have to lose? If all else fails, go bankrupt and do it all again in 7 years.

One day you'll make it, if it takes 3 tries, so be it. You'll eventually make millions with one of these assets you've put everything into. Better to go that way in life than be scolded by management and living life as a normie robot.

>>25142656
that unironically enough for me. buying shares on monday. i’ll wait until i have a better idea of the time frame before leaps

MARA finna take me to the promised land

>>25143413
Sounds good man, gonna switch over to CORONA once my cocoa is done

>>25143337
>in over my head
At least it's not just me lol.
Downside with /NQ on margin is you can't just hodl during a major drawdown and get reverse split. For a 30 year long, TQQQ eliminates the risk of margin calls at the cost of some efficiency, basically an insurance premium.

>>25141913
>you can't beat the market
beat the market
>you can't do that consistently
do it consistently
>you can't do it consistently long term
beat it consistently long terms
>you just got lucky, survivorship bias, most people can't do it

literal cope

I'll bake

>>25143432
i try. dumped 5 grand into square back in march. now i have 20k of it. not enough to stop waging

>>25143565
Good goy

>>25143544
Oh yeah? You consistently beat the market for 5 years? Let's see ten years?

Reminder crypto is a scam Built for fags

>>25143570
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>>25143591

Can someone explain the relationship between the price of a given ETF and the price of its collective holdings? ETFs only go up in price when there are more buyers and sellers.... and at any give time the price of an ETF may be moving but not its respective holdings.

T. Brainlet interested in ARKG and ARKF

New thread fren >>25143730

>>25142897
Nice job anon

>>25142897
>being phony to a deaf-mute

>>25143571
ok see you in five years, random internet man