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>> No.25133035

Merry Crimbo frens!

>> No.25133043

WOAH A 13D!!!!!!!

>> No.25133044

3 God damn days of no market activity gonna go batshit crazy

>> No.25133049

Merry Christmas everyone!! Were all gonna make it !!

>> No.25133053

Can’t wait for all BABA shills to kill themselves

>> No.25133055
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25133055

lazy gains

>> No.25133060

>sell a bunch of shit, make le money
>only remaining stock is BABA
>none of my favorite stocks are cheap

what do I spend the remaining 60% of my portfolio on?

>> No.25133058
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25133058

>spend most of my time awake at night
>looking at daytime 4chan
>seething mass of bait, boomers and children making shitty posts

I guess I never realized how terrible it was after 9 AM.

>> No.25133063

I'm new to stock investing. Someone pls teach me

>> No.25133064
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25133064

Merry fuggin' Christmas

>> No.25133068

>>25133060
JPM

>> No.25133069
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25133069

Have a ho ho happy christmachrist frens

Long SRAC, long GME, and long UNFI

>> No.25133083

>>25133063
buy BABA

>> No.25133086
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25133086

After 1 hour of work I am half way done with my 8 hour shift
WFH is the fucking best thing to happen since rona

>> No.25133091
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25133091

So what do I do now for 3 days?

>> No.25133092

does cash settle on days the market is closed?

>> No.25133098

>>25133063
look up your favourite company's stock on finviz.com, then learn what all the numbers there mean

then look it up on EDGAR and read the 10K filings, any 13D filings, etc

>> No.25133099

>>25133083
BABA will be delisted by this time next year lol

>> No.25133117

>>25133003
Whats everyone hoping to get for christmas? Hoping I get a comfy sweater and track pants.

>> No.25133118

>>25133019
What are some strike / expiries you'd consider buying for JPM in the coming couple of years?

>> No.25133121

>>25133092
No. Everything market related is based on business days.

>> No.25133122

>>25133069
you entering UNFI already?
I'm thinking of doing it too but GME momentum is still on. I'll probably trim more of my GME on the next news to buy UNFI though

>> No.25133132

>>25133063
Buy high, panic, sell low

>> No.25133139

>>25133092
brokers won't be open on friday so you won't get your cash until next week

>> No.25133145

>>25133121
except paying margin interest of course

>> No.25133164
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25133164

Merry Christmas anons. I know we're all gonna make it.

>> No.25133175

>>25133091
Whatever you want, anon.

>> No.25133181

>>25133122
I only have a 4% position in it right now compared to 47% GME

>> No.25133184

>>25133118
Maybe an early 2022 $150c, idk I don’t do options
JPM should be a $600b company though

>> No.25133205

>>25133145
Of course. Their money is still tied up in your investment regardless of the day you are still benefiting from it.

>> No.25133209

>>25133117
I hope VALE moons

>> No.25133218

>>25133132
wtf don't reveal our secret of getting rich

>> No.25133241
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25133241

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through /smg/
Not an anon was lurking, not even Baggie.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a some shares of a stock would be there.

The anons were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of green bars danced in their heads.
And I after checking on my GME,
Had just settled my brain to sleep as I pleased.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon bright above over new-fallen snow,
Surely was that of our portfolios,
When what to my gain-seeking eyes did flicker,
But a miniature sleigh showing eight shilled tickers,

With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his cheery self came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called stocks by name:

"Now, UTZ! now, UUUU! now TSM and CRSR!
On, CLF! on, VALE! on, AMD and PLTR!
To the top of the market! Shorters will bawl!
A bull run! A bull run! A bull run for all!"

And then, with three dings, I heard ringing above
The market bells sounding with cheer and love.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed half in fur, and was missing his shoes,
And said something about the Fed and the jews;
A sack full of stocks he had flung on his back,
He looked like a bagholder, but I couldn't say that.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And piled up some presents; then turned with a jerk,
And then as he finished I examined the stack,
To find /smg/'s present was shares of NAK;

He sprang to his sleigh, and flashed me a wink,
As I started to scream and turn rather pink.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Happy Christmas to all, take my bags and good night!”

>> No.25133249

>>25133164
WE will, but not you, kpop poster. You never had a chance.

>> No.25133252

BABA will be at 400 by end of 2021. Imagine not buying such an obvious buying opportunity like this.

>> No.25133255

>>25133117
An SRAC dip desu

>> No.25133257
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25133257

What the fuck anons

My fucking Stonks aren't moving at all. Like not even crabbing up and down. What the fuck

And I tried to sell one and it won't go through. What the fuck

Ahhhhhhh

>> No.25133260

>>25133241
This is reddit
Leave

>> No.25133261
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25133261

robinhood lowering margin interest to 2.5% is going to be final lost sheckle for the jews, they already are after robinhood for options and forcing everyone to do zero transaction fees, the jews will want robinhood shut down

>> No.25133269
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25133269

Merry Christmas anons! And to those that celebrated Hanukkah...

>> No.25133284

>>25133252
You aren’t keeping up with the news, retard.

>> No.25133291

>>25133003
how long can apple keep doing this jew shit

>make phones impossible to repair
>make batteries all fucking garbage
>slow down phones
>use shitty batteries and parts
>remove headphone port force people to buy wireless headphones
>remove charging port
>force people to throw away old wires, chargers, wired heaphones, and buy their new shitty charger

how long can this jewish shit last? even normies gotta be sick of buying new shit every year

>> No.25133296

>>25133063
Take a company that is too bit to fail (microsoft, apple, coca-cola, etc.) wait for a stock discount (dip) and buy that shit with everything you've got. Sell when you make some nice gains.

>> No.25133298

>FOMOd and market bought $10k worth of PSTH at close
>Already up $100
Wow the stock market is easy you guys are just bad.

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>>25133241
merry christmas anon

>> No.25133312

>>25133249
I'm not a kpop fag. That's a Japanese girl. I don't even like Koreans.

>> No.25133317
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>>25133269

>> No.25133319

did that midwestern FUCK make a new video yet?

>> No.25133321

I keep seeing commercials for this investco QQQ thing. I think I'm going to buy it.

>> No.25133320

>>25133091
>>25133044
use robinhood to play around with bitcoin for the weekend

>> No.25133323

Who's been accumulating for the BCRX moon?

>> No.25133328
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25133328

So how many of you bought ALPP after I shilled it the other day? Told you it would dip, crab and then rise.
I bought more on the the intraday dip at $2.09, did you?
I said it was uplisting to NASDAQ and it is. There will be an entry point on the horizon for those that missed out, up to you. I want you guys to win.

>> No.25133333

>>25133261
>lowering margin interest to 2.5%
somethings off

>> No.25133336
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>>25133091
I just got back into exercises daily and this'll help because no fattening grandma food.
Also I'll be learning what the candlestick patterns mean, I was reading a few earlier today. Maybe browse more on investopedia and come into the market a little wiser?
Or browse /d/ and pick up a new fetish.

>> No.25133350

>>25133312
Yeah fuck Koreans. Good bye kimchi hello sushi!

>> No.25133351
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25133351

>>25133063
Find a shitty poo SPAC that has already mooned and go all in

>> No.25133362

Remember to go to the gym and invest in your personal health
What good is having money if you’re a fat old crippled fuck whose dick won’t even work to fuck all the gold digging whores

>> No.25133367
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>>25133298
>risks 10,000 to get 100

Wow impressive.

>> No.25133371

>>25133291
The horde rules now, apple sells to the horde

>> No.25133381
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25133381

>>25133333
CH-CH-CH-CHECKED!
>>25133312
Merry christmas, anon.

>> No.25133384

>>25133117
a market crash so i can buy in

>> No.25133386

>>25133362
Thanks I’m gonna stretch right now

>> No.25133392

>>25133321
This raises the entirely legitimate question as to why the fuck they need to run commercials for QQQ. And where does the money come from, the management fee? It's a fucking passive index.

>> No.25133394

>>25133371
ive tried not being an apple hater i honestly think theyre good phones they just need better batteries and fuck off with the jew shit

>> No.25133412

>>25133328
i will never ever buy any stock if it's up over 100% since last week, so save your breath because i dont care if it will be worth 10x tomorrow

>> No.25133423

>>25133260
>having fun is reddit
no you leave

>> No.25133425

>>25133392
Wait, what if I got a bunch of money together, and then bought air time to shill my penny stock?

>> No.25133439

>>25133291
1-2 years. Xiaomi is bigger than Apple in some countries in Europe.

>> No.25133448
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25133448

Merry Christmas to all animefriends, UUUU shills, horsey shills and RYCEY shills. Love you all.

>> No.25133450

>>25133394
I stopped liking Apple when I realized their charging wires were shit and kept breaking. I liked the macbook for a while for reasons. I still like their approach to privacy, but they just aren't worth it anymore. Have you seen much much people pay for Apple products outside the USA too? Go to China and they are paying 4x the amount for accesories like chargers and headphones. That is with cheaper Chinese models or Korean models with accessories that are almost free.

>> No.25133455

>>25133425
Go for it big man

>> No.25133456

So santa rally or not

>> No.25133463

>>25133117
An economic collapse starting in February.

>> No.25133464

>>25133060
BABA dip obviously

>> No.25133471

>>25133252
what is obvious? what the chinese government will do?

>> No.25133474

>>25133412
Buy the company, not the percentages. But nothing wrong with minimizing risk if that's how you invest.

>> No.25133487

bought 2000 shares of OPTI

>> No.25133498
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25133498

>>25133063
Maybe you just want to buy etf or mutual fund shares and hunker down for the long haul

>> No.25133503

>>25133252
Maybe, maybe not. It's a Chinese stock, so the rules of our market don't apply. China builds and destroyes shit like Baba on a daily basis. The one thing that stays the same is the ultra rich will get the profit either way.

>> No.25133507

I sold all my SPY because a bunch of bears told me 2021 Q1 will be the time for a massive correction

is it true?

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25133516

>>25133257
is alex jones trolling

>> No.25133521

>>25133507
Why would a wolf listen to the sheep?

>> No.25133541

>>25133474
>Buy the company, not the percentages.
lol. made me laugh

>> No.25133546

>>25133507
My magic 8 ball says yes.

>> No.25133557

>>25133298
so you gained 1% ?

>> No.25133561

>>25133507
The only thing you need to do to succeed as an index fund investor is not sell and you couldn't do that.

>> No.25133562
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25133562

>>25133323
bought today

>> No.25133567

Buy Baba

>> No.25133586
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25133586

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6kk1LjABSw

Merry Christmas to-
>BILIvers
>NEEts
>all of the pajeet shills posting PnD's
>Streetwalker anon
>RKG
>porta potty anon
>baggie
>anime and cunny posters
>soijak poster
>futures anon
>chad who calls their (female) broker to buy at market price
>incest poster
>cannabro
>anyone who made OC
I hope you have a shit Christmas to-
>INTCels
>CLFaggots
>if only I bought x when it was y posters
>normalfag stock buyers
>leddit crossposters
>lewd Miko poster
>the mentally ill KPOP YouTuber
>the poster who complains about his parents
>anyone who asked about options
>anyone who buys a non-leveraged ETF
>people who like 'real' women
>anons who say to take profits or do DD
>lazy thread bakers
>the divvy investor

>> No.25133588

>>25133063
Buy low sell high.
red days are days to buy in. Buy when you think they're at their lowest.
Do not buy a stock with zero volume, it's likely a trap.
Try paper trading options before you do the real thing. Keep a record and learn from your mistakes.
Investopedia is your best friend. Learn candlestick patterns and proper investor psychology.
THIS IS GAMBLING, but if you're smart/patient/willling to learn, it's gambling with a slight advantage.

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25133607

heh, now to just play the waiting game

>> No.25133611

>>25133257
>1 post by this ID
I'll take the bait. Markets closed early today anon. market's closed tomorrow as well.

>> No.25133624
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25133624

smg is at its best during ah and bank holidays

>> No.25133627

I should activate windows

>> No.25133655

>>25133507
Yep. Don't listen to permabulltards. You won't lose 300% gains just by waiting on the sideline for 1-2 months

>> No.25133657

>>25133588
Gambling is only games that are statistically impossible to win on an infinite timescale

>> No.25133662

What does everyone want for Xmas this year? I'm getting nice whiskey like I wanted

>> No.25133670

>>25133487
rip

>> No.25133678

>>25133507
It wasn't even really COVID that caused the March lows, it was the combination of lockdowns (which had never happened before), oil price wars, and margin calls. The leverage kept unwinding but then the Fed lowered interest rates to zero, lowered the reserve requirement to zero, and pledged infinite QE. So now there is no reason for a liquidity event like banks needing to sell stocks to have cash because the Fed will just print more money. The only thing in the entire universe that would make stonks go down would be if there were a better alternative to stocks... like cash (but Fed is printing) or bonds (but Fed pledged 0% interest for years).

>> No.25133703

>>25133627
Bullish for MSFT.

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25133724

Did you do your stretches and exercise today, Anons? Some mason/russian twists are great for core (abs)

>> No.25133743

>>25133678
I've been trying to make sense of SPACs and I just read it was the low interest rates that is making them boom. That makes sense to me, I wonder how long they will be able to keep up like this. It could just be the new thing and stay that way for a long time. Would this mean we just start investing in names and people instead of actual companies?

>> No.25133748

>>25133724
>haven't been able to lift consistently heavy in weeks because I fucked up my back doing box squats
I'm in hell

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>>25133611

>> No.25133756

Who understands it? It is pure gambling and not a real form of income.

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>>25133003
How to pick the right expiry? Only real difference on the same underlying is theta, so wtf?

>> No.25133774

>>25133261
>2.5%
What the fuck, for real? The only reason I have a fucking mortgage is because 4.6% was the best interest rate for the leverage I could get.

HAHA BY 2040 I WILL OWN NOTHING AND I WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT IT

>> No.25133778

>>25133724
no, i gave up on life.

>> No.25133795
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>>25133586
based Miko poster
meri kurisumasu to (You) too

>> No.25133806

>>25133753
there are no certain outcomes in life though

>> No.25133809

Coronavirus ultracontagious strain found in Germany.
Any news from the strain from Rio de Janeiro?
Israel on its third lockdown (lol)

>> No.25133817
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25133817

im struggling like fucking crazy just to make a couple hundred bucks in stocks. refreshing this page all day refreshing my broker taking risky meme plays watching graphs and charts and reading news all day about stuff and learning all about stocks and risking what little money i have in the bank to make more

my friend gets disability and he just has to sit around and drink beer and smoke cigarettes and gets a free $700 check a month. it gets easier right? i save every penny i make and trying to constantly grow my bank and capital and find smart ways to invest and my friend just blows all his money on cigarettes and beer and stupid shit and hes broke within 2 weeks again and waiting for his next check to get drunk again

>> No.25133840

>>25133053
Are you kidding me? This is the best Christmas gift i could ask for. I averaged down around 30$ . That means 30 x (my shares) more money when it starts heading to 350

>> No.25133841 [DELETED] 

>>25133474
Check the chart, this is a perfect case of that. Goes up 100%, dips, crabs, repeat. There's a reason for that that you won't see if you only look at the line.

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25133843

how's your mental health doing bros
stocks helping? hurting?
enjoy the holidays with your frens and family!

>> No.25133846

>>25133817
introduce your friend to crackwhore anon, pimp him out and take a commision

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>>25133724
https://startingstrength.com/article/core_stability_training

>> No.25133852

People are really sleeping on LGVW. Why is it rising so much? Thoughts on the merger?

>> No.25133861

>>25133817
yes, a couple hundre eventually grows into a couple thousands and into hundreds of thousands. it seems hopeless in the beginning but trust it starts to work.

just dont blow it all on tesla puts

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25133867

>>25133809
Was he not a larper but an actual glowie...

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>>25133748
Oh shit that sucks. I hope it was just a temporary mess up. I hope you feel better soon.
>>25133817
It's difficult to turn a hard profit on stocks alone, especially with little starting funds. Where are you at and what're your investing in atm?

>> No.25133872

why has ALPP stopped going up

>> No.25133875
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BABAbros... i don't feel so good

>> No.25133885

>>25133870
That is a really cute turtle. Saved.

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25133887

Get a load of this loser

>> No.25133899

>>25133870
i think im doing fine man i got some pretty safe picks and im already up about 20% and i have some vale and clf calls

>> No.25133901

>>25133872
market has closed

>> No.25133906

>>25133588
>THIS IS GAMBLING
Peter Lynch would like a word with you.

>> No.25133911

>>25133867
That Brazilian virologist guy? He seemed pretty convincing

>> No.25133919

>>25133901
Oh, that's a pretty good reason

>> No.25133924

>>25133091
spend time with loved ones :)

>> No.25133926
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25133926

Thoughts on 2020?

>> No.25133927

>>25133809
Death is a natural part of life.
Those who die get to go to Heaven and meet Jesus faster.
Those who live get full bellies and clear skies after depopulation.

t. America

>> No.25133942

>>25133541
Check the chart, this is a perfect case of that. Goes up 100%, dips, crabs, repeat. There's a reason for that that you won't see if you only look at the line.

>> No.25133949

Is anyone else considering rotating their portfolio to a mostly banking sector portfolio as we transition to a Biden presidency?

>> No.25133950

>>25133872
Because you bought.

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25133976

>>25133847
>https://startingstrength.com/article/core_stability_training
I get the point he's making and I see at least a bit of the issue. But I'm no athlete and have no rebuttal to that stuff. Sorry.
>>25133899
oh then if you're doing fine then I guess you just needed to vent about your friend?

>> No.25133986
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25133986

BTWN

>> No.25133989

>>25133774
Time to discover ur inner commie
radicalized by interest rates

>> No.25133995

>>25133164
Stop posting gooks

>> No.25134005

>>25133875
>he bought Chinese
Come on now

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25134009

>>25133926
Good year for growth

>> No.25134012

>>25133926
Can someone explain why oil and banks are red

>> No.25134011

>>25133817
Stop sperging so hard and try to do some finance shit once a week

If you fuse ur brain to /biz/ and this screen ur just gonna FOMO into crypto or some retard stock

>> No.25134042

>>25133867
Yesterday they shown on the Spanish TV news that the Rio strain might have jumped from some animal so...Brazilian bats?

>> No.25134043

>>25133989
national socialist*

>> No.25134044

>>25133817
thats the peak of his life if he chooses not to advance let that sink in. you have to be forward looking and be mindful not to get too greedy passive hedging might be ideal even bonds if you dont want to worry so much about getting a return. stocks are all well and good but they are still a riskier asset class than bonds and other types of investment.

>> No.25134045

>>25133774
refinance bro

>> No.25134046
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>>25133875
I wish the slower Altaba stock was still a thing

>> No.25134049
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I'm so tired of these smug fucking kids

>> No.25134071

>>25133588
>Try paper trading options before you do the real thing. Keep a record and learn from your mistakes.
If you're from Europoor then Trading212 has a simulation version that's in real time, you don't even need to make an account.

>> No.25134072
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25134072

Some anon posted this shit a week ago and then a Rio de Janeiro strain is found, an ultracontagious strain in the UK and an even more contagious strain from Africa that has also arrived to Europe...

>> No.25134087

>>25133261
based, upgrading to RH Gold and going to leverage margin from now on.

>> No.25134092

>>25133261
Too fucking bad. The market belongs to the people. Investors who got suckered and scammed have been jumping out of windows for decades before RH came along and no one gave a fuck.

>> No.25134111

>>25133986
it's doing alright i guess

>> No.25134120

>>25133362
Gonna go for a jog later, sankyuu

>> No.25134135

Where do you guys think NGA is heading to?

>> No.25134146

>>25133261
robinhood is fintech

Let's think about data mining for a bit, I mean what if, what IF, you could measure the investment habits of millions of average investors and use that info to get ahead of the game. what if, what IF you could break it all down by demographics, income level, religion, etc.

I mean, I'm talking about the holy grail of data to predict what the market will do in the future.

>> No.25134153

>>25134049
nice horse. your mom pick it out?

>> No.25134156
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>>25133261
lower margin translates to less risk in the normie brain so people will likely gamble harder and crash and burn more often. thats money for companies, less money for retards

big boon for anyone with at least 120iq however

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25134165

Asked in another thread, sorry for my retardness but I don't know anything about options because I'm an europoor so we don't have acces to options. Does pic related expect a fucking giant red dildo in January?

>> No.25134177

>>25133926
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>the year

>> No.25134182

>>25134146
This would be significant only if retail were marginal investors.

>> No.25134185

>>25134135
>spac
Yea yea spare me and just tell me what the real company is.

>> No.25134192

>>25133986
Hello GHIV bro we're going to make it

>> No.25134197

>>25134072
for it to affect the market itd have to be more deadly and resistant to the vaccine.

>> No.25134200

any good books to study investing psychology?

>> No.25134203

What buy before markets close today? Also HMU for curry recipient and banana bread guides

>> No.25134217

bought 50,000 shares of opti

>> No.25134224
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25134224

http://gains.dob.jp

Get in here

>> No.25134233

>>25134182
Have you seen some of the retarded price movements Reddit can cause? Especially on smaller cap stocks.

>> No.25134242

>>25134200
>investing
>psychology

>> No.25134249

>>25134153
No I live alone. My grandfather carved that for me when I was a kid.

>> No.25134255

>>25134072
QRD on the image?

>> No.25134278

>>25133847
>Rippletits
>2020
ishygddt

>> No.25134281

>>25134249
Based, I have a wooden family crest hanging on my wall that my grandfather carved

>> No.25134283

>>25134249
oh, in that case: based

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When RBLX moons my net worth to $10,000,000, I'll send all of you a single lunchable. Let me know what type you want.

>> No.25134291

>>25134182
>if retail were marginal investors
I have a feeling some will be. People are crushing it out there. Average people out there are turning 6k into 100k. I see it all the time from lesser and greater degrees.

RH is the best thing to happen to the market in a long time imo.

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I have $50k cash in my retirement account because I'm retarded and thought the market was overvalued for the past 4 years. What do I put it in?

No crypto, miners, or penny stocks please.

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I think ill call this pattern , the almost successful noob.

>> No.25134320
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25134320

Is anyone here in BFT? I consider it pretty cheap below $16.
I'd like to say that it might bounce around a bit on the way up though over the next few months, so don't have paper hands and sell too early.
Just doing the needful.

>> No.25134323

>>25134294
UUUU

Hold until Q3/Q4 2021.

>> No.25134329

>>25133847
>Starting Strength
Don't follow any advice from that dude if you don't want to look like a T-rex with tiny arms

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>>25134224
Fuck off, tranny. Stop spamming.

>> No.25134341

>>25134294
why didn't you buy anything in March when the entire market collapsed like 40%? nothing you can buy now is as good a deal as you could have gotten then

>> No.25134350

>>25134294
ARKW

>> No.25134382

>>25134341
There’s a few, but their prices are adjusting quickly and I’m not going to tell you what it is (hint: not crypto)

>> No.25134389

>>25134350
ARKW has been a piece of shit for a week now. I'm hoping it does well next week.

>> No.25134392

>>25134294
nice job, you were all cash during the crash and completely blew it. if you're able, sell puts on stuff you want to buy at prices you're comfortable with

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>>25133586
Merry Christmasu
>>25133817
>it gets easier right?
Signs point to ‘No’
>>25133778
<3
Not too late
Until you’re 85

>> No.25134406

>>25134224
>http://gains.dob.jp
at least do something worth watching?
i usually will join cause i just want to see you take a nice big dab and die, but you always fuck around and i miss it or get bored.

>> No.25134420

>>25134382
quality big brain post. if you dont tell him the stock you already own, he can't buy it and help drive the price up.

>> No.25134421

>>25134341
>you should go back in time, Anon!
you are fuckin retarded

>> No.25134431

>>25134323
>>25134350

Looks like a penny stock

>>25134341
I told you I'm retarded and risk-averse. I'd prefer to buy ETFs over specific stocks to manage my risk.

>> No.25134453

>>25134320
Exit point ? im thinking 17.5

>> No.25134459

>>25134421
He claims he was holding cash for four years, which means he held cash through March like a fucking moron

>> No.25134462

>>25134431
Just go with Apple stocks since it's consistent gains.

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just want to drop this off

>> No.25134481

Did anyone here cash out their 401k under that covid loan thing?

>> No.25134480

>>25134420
why would I want to pay more for something that will rise in value, funny in crypto everyone begs you to buy their dogshit

>> No.25134487

In the last thread someone asked why are we here Christmas eve. To them I say I have no where else to go. You people are the only frens I have left.

>> No.25134495

>>25134481
What? Explain

>> No.25134500

>>25134431
Then go all in some world market ETF and ignore it forever and stop trying to time the market.

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>>25134487
Hang in there fren

>> No.25134542

>>25134495
If you or a family member had chink flu you were able to take out whatever amount of you 401k tax free, but it was considered a loan to be paid back in 2021

>> No.25134554
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25134554

Im new and still learning about investing but I see a lot of you with thousands in your portfolio. How long did it take you to get to such a high Number? Did you do it just by buying/selling stocks or did you use dividends?

>> No.25134569

>>25134431
Just throw your money into VOO or something if you're so risk adverse.

>> No.25134585

>>25134542
Interesting. I honestly don't have that much in my 401k but it would be cool to take out a loan against it

>> No.25134588

>>25134431
>looks like a penny stock
actually just fuck off, honestly. go shove your shitty 50k up your ass.

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>>25133986
TOKYO

>> No.25134602

>>25134554
I put around 55k by working on the side and my portfolio is 67k worth today, its about being patient

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25134604

Looking back on some good laughs in the market this year
Here's one of my favorites

>> No.25134613

>>25134585
I think the deadline to do anything was end of October, if I had gotten sick I would've taken it out and then told them to fuck off next year

>> No.25134623

>>25134554
most big portfolios start with big income

>> No.25134625

>>25134487
Friends are coming over for a few hours, i left my gf at her place and we are in a silent conflict since yesterday

>> No.25134630

>>25134554
You save from your actual job is the usual answer for most people.

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.25134645

>>25134072
Rio de Janeiro bats was talked about in pol in like February. I have the post saved somewhere.

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is it too early bros?

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Any other BABA bagholder here who wants to commit suicide with me?

>> No.25134678

>>25134165
That or hedge.

>> No.25134682

>>25133241
Nice

>> No.25134685

>>25134554
No they all fucking gamble via options trading and short trading.

>> No.25134688

>>25134554
Big portfolios generally start big. Putting in $100 and doubling it is only $200, but putting in $1000 and doubling it is 2 grand. You don't really get a lot of money unless you put a lot of money in

>> No.25134689

>>25134554
You save from your job and invest in stocks the money you can afford to lose is pretty much the only answer to this. Eventually, if you know what you're doing and have a bit of luck, you will start making money and then you can just do w/e

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>>25134217
None of my brokers list it. RIP Tuesday gains.

>> No.25134714

>>25134569
Thanks, I'm trying to get some edge on a broad market ETF. Everything still looks overvalued to my eyes. But it really looks like the dollar is fucked and we are going to see NIRP next year alongside real 10%+ inflation.

>> No.25134715

>>25134679
Why would I commit suicide about robinhooders weak hands on an illiquid market a 24th of December? I'm glad to have such a buying opportunity.

>> No.25134730

Is it true that Ryan Cohen is in talks with the board of GME?

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>>25134554
It's called a 401k.

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>down $17.01 this week

christmas ruined

>> No.25134768

Fun Christmas question, if Chris Chan had a portfolio what would he be invested in?

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>>25134604

>> No.25134784

I am bullish on the further individualization and remoteness of everything ... ordering products and food online to get delivered, having meetings online, doctors visits online, etc etc. What do I buy? QQQ?

>> No.25134790

>>25134768
CLF since it seems to be exceedingly popular with trannies and freaks.

>> No.25134804

>>25134730
>The Reporting Persons have engaged, and intend to continue to engage, in discussions with the Issuer’s Board of Directors (the “Board”) regarding means to drive stockholder value, including through changes to the composition of the Board and other corporate governance enhancements. While the Reporting Persons desire to come to an amicable resolution with the Issuer, the Reporting Persons will not hesitate to take any actions that they believe are necessary to protect the best interests of all stockholders.

From Cohen's amended 13D filed on 12/21/20

>> No.25134819

buy GIK and THBR
EV SPACs, what more do you need to know?

>> No.25134847

>>25134768
he's banned from Gamestop so he'd probably lose all his money shorting it

>> No.25134860

>>25134554
I started with 2k in 2016, bought AMD at 2$ and sold at like 30. Then bought Nvidia, Netflix, Tesla, sold at 2018 because I was too busy with studies. Now I have €80k thanks to the pandemic

>> No.25134867

>>25133875
>Sold the BABA I had yesterday because it was crabbing more than a month
>FOMO into GME
>feel like a retard
>this happens
well not so much of a retard now

>> No.25134884

>>25134804
So Cohen is threatening to hold a shareholder meeting to change up the CEO/management? I already know about this, im talking about potential news in the last couple days.

>> No.25134886

>>25134678
Ty for answering anon

>> No.25134888

What is more dangerous? Overinflated stock market or cash being devalued by reckleds printing?

Is now the time to hold cash or will the threat of inflation keep money flowing to stocks?

>> No.25134904

>>25134884
The next shareholder meeting is in June and the filing deadlines for a proxy fight would be in April. Go look up the dates for the various Hestia and Permit filings that time last year. Cohen is using the same lawfirm as H&P did.

>> No.25134922

>>25134888
If you're not invested I would suggest you to wait until spring or a crash to invest.
If you're investing, be ready to sell in late January/early February

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>>25133875
I...I bought BABA before the crash too...

On paper trading :^).

>> No.25134940

>>25134784
Or TQQQ if you're feeling extra spicy. Or ARKW/ARKQ.

>> No.25134956
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never have enough cash to invest. i have found the last and worst curse.

>> No.25135003

>>25134956
>crabbing, but with parkinsons
???

>> No.25135015

>>25134554
I'm at 63k as of today. I started with a grand in April and I've made an total initial investment of 9k. Dividends are for the blind, it's a gangbusters market get skin in the game. I made mine off of TUP, GME, and CLF. I'm currently all in CLF.

>> No.25135038
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>>25134922

>> No.25135058
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>>25134554

http://gains.dob.jp

>> No.25135060

>>25134554
All in with options I should say. Go learn ya sum options pricing.

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25135061

>>25134888
checked

>> No.25135065

>>25135038
Venezuelan stocks skyrocketed because the currency hyperinflated. Even with that crazy moon mission people lost their money

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>>25134956
if 'never having enough cash to invest' is your 'last and worse curse' i got some news for you kid, you don't know shit about curses, I got the worst curses, I got curses that could kill a man, i got curses that could financially ruin a man's whole bloodline, I got voodoo curses, i got Egyptian curses straight out of the crypt, you ain't seen nothin.

>> No.25135091

>>25134922
>If you're investing, be ready to sell in late January/early February

can you explain this? I'm new to stock investing

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>>25135003
a my main stocks all barcoded heavily this week. up a penny down a penny.

>> No.25135094

>>25135065
They only lost money if they were holding onto the Bolivar, the same principle applies for all fiat currencies

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>>25135065

>> No.25135100
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>>25134888
Depends on your time frame and if the current metagame is more like the 1920’s, the 1980’s, or the 1930’s

>>25133875
>>25134679
Dip buyer here. Suddenly my position is uncomfortably large. I wonder if this is money managers who want to show their clients they don’t hold risky stocks like BABA? tax loss harvesting??
That’s some pretty substantial volume so I’m not sure about the illiquid part. I’m just glad my position WAS small.

>> No.25135109

>>25135091
just buy and hold, don’t listen to anyone else (also hold clear winners/indexes if you are unsure of what you’re doing)

>> No.25135113

>>25133724
> Russian twist
> Feet still on the ground
That's cheating

>> No.25135114

I tried to get CLFfaggot to put his brother on his twitch stream but he didn't respond to me. Also he behaves like a sperg and his music sucks kek.

>> No.25135116

>>25134888
>listening to the fucking maymay machines
just buy stocks and hold till you die.

>> No.25135125

>>25135065
wouldn't you have made a shitload of money if you had a USD denominated CFD though

>> No.25135145

frens im dead inside and dont care about anything money i just want to ask my parents for money/stocks for christmas

whats something i can get thats really low risk? just go into arkk? was thinking apple but that seems a little too long term and useless with a couple hundred bucks and i dont want anything risky because i dont wanna lose the money

just arkk right? maybne arkf?

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>>25135038
>>25135065
Oh shit look at this shit

>> No.25135162

next OP needs Christmas music
https://youtu.be/knmWhvn1Fuk

>> No.25135163

>>25133840
Get back to us in a year. A fool and his money...

>> No.25135164

>>25133817
Consider theta gang. I made a couple hundred this month on PLTR alone.

>> No.25135178

What's a good course or something where you can learn stuff like patterns and other things that are not as obvious for the untrained eye?

>> No.25135182

>>25135091
Normal years are like 10-15% gains overall. That means that you won't really miss anything by waiting during winter months in a pandemic. Three dangerous coronavirus strains have been found this week and there's no reason for stocks to moon in January and February, so... A lot of risk

>> No.25135189

>>25135145
anything not long term is going to be risky.

>> No.25135198

>>25135145
You have to be 18 to post here

>> No.25135200

>>25135145
>really low risk
>dont wanna lose the money
>just arkk right?
O i am laffin

>> No.25135202

Hello there! I'm new here

>> No.25135220

>>25135091
People think the market will crash because it's gone too high in 2020 in contrast to the actual economy being shit

>> No.25135230

>>25135202
git out

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>>25134650
Never too early.

>> No.25135240

>>25135202
chuck sneed

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>>25135202
hello fren, let us give you the quick rundown
>take your name off, only faggots use names here
>you can say nigger all you like
>buy gamestop stock
>have fun!

>> No.25135246

>>25133241
Merry Christmas fren

>> No.25135248

>>25135220
Literally nearly everyone that actively manages their portfolio and doesn't buy boomer stocks is up more than 100% this year... It's obvious that there is either an huge correction coming or an incredible inflation

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>> No.25135260

>>25133064
Merry X-Mas everyone

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Have a 10 bagger. Will reveal ticker once I finish buying my position in a few days. Moving 10% of my portfolio into it. Will be nice to see what you all think about it.

>> No.25135278

>>25134904
None of this will affect any April 2021 calls will it? I still think GME will sink back down to 17ish based on the puts that Melvin Capital has bought for Jauaary 2021

>> No.25135287

>>25135265
UNFI? PEIX?

>> No.25135311

>>25135248
people have been posting this exact same shit for fucking Y E A R S. go away.

>> No.25135316

>>25135202
Hi new here, we hate faggots now get the fuck out

>> No.25135320

>>25135145
>frens im dead inside and dont care about anything money i just want to ask my parents for money/stocks for christmas
Sounds like you’re feeling financially or otherwise insecure. Sell those stocks instead and hire a bodyguard for a few days
then check back with us

>>25135265
It’s BFT innit?

>> No.25135321

>>25135278
>a massive proxy fight for control of the entire board between the catfood meme man and retard boomer Sherman
>won't affect calls
Anon, I...

>> No.25135342

>>25135265
You're a faggot and will get zero you's when this long awaited day arrives, kys nigger

>> No.25135345

>>25135248
>stock go up too much maybe stock go down now???
Grug Gruggenrocks, MBA in Economics

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>>25135248
I mean the amount of money that has been printed plus the rates etc...

>> No.25135364

Can someone please post the UUUU meme letter from the CEO?

>> No.25135371

>>25134940
Do you think there will be any sort of sell off / correction soon? All this tech stuff seems like it's at ATH

>> No.25135390
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>>25134554
I worked my ass off as a wage slave for 6 years, I lived in a tiny apartment close to my job, I didn't have a car, no loans, my rent was minimal and all I did for those 6 years was working, I didn't even celebrate shit like Christmas because of the extra pay I got for working on Christmas, not to mention weekends, red days, etc etc. I invested ~75% of my paycheck into the company, by the time I sold everything the value had a little more than doubled and the company also doubled all my shares on-top of that after 5 years of service. In the end of my 6 years there I made it out with roughly ~$590k, I was also hit by a forklift in the back and got around $28k extra which was nice.
Since then I've been trading with a $30k account, bought a decent apartment for $110k and invested the rest for the long term. The dump we had in march actually took the indices down to the levels we were at when I first bought after quiting my job and that was fucking scary to see, but I kept holding and yeah we're pushing new highs over and over again now so

>> No.25135393

i'm starting to feel a little merry, i forgot i bought these cayman jack cuban mojito things at the store last week. lime juice mint flavors and it has like 5.5% alcohol. i'm like half way through my 3rd one and i just want to say this chrristmas thing is the biggest psy-op the jews ever did. so on behalf of that, merry christmas to you too.

>> No.25135409

>>25135287
No. I have UNFI though will check out PEIX.
>>25135320
>BFT
No. It is not a SPAC. BFT is a banger though.
>>25135342
Will include you in screencap just to laugh at you when I get at least one (You).

>> No.25135429
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>>25134554
stick to buying and holding low risk stocks
stay away from options and reddit
dont listen to trannies

>> No.25135446

>>25135265
Screencap that post and shill it anon, I'm curious.
Could you say on which range price it is?

>> No.25135459

>>25135393
I forgot to use the >>25133586

i erased and re-wrote my fucking post like 4 times because i'm an insecure and lonely individual.

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>>25135364

>> No.25135471

>>25135265
its xiaomi isnt it

>> No.25135479

>>25135311
>Most people have 100% gains yearly.
Fuck off newbie. This year is not normal

>> No.25135489

>>25135371
Well on the one hand, P/E ratios are ridiculous, the runup has been ridiculous, and idiotic normies are piling into stocks ridiculously.

On the other hand, the Fed prints 120 billion a month and with interest rates pinned at 0, P/E gives a far more distorted picture than straight up equity premium. There might also be a lot of underlying utility being delivered by the current generation of tech shit.

So, as always, only Allah knows the future.

>> No.25135495

$BABA at a great DIP
desu the only CHINK stonk I would buy
Chink Amazon

>> No.25135499
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I’ve made 58 cents today

>> No.25135513

>>25135479
4 u

>> No.25135515

Guys what are the benefits of having a LEAPS call strategy rather than just buying and holding stock? I wonder if i should buy LEAPS instead of just holding

>> No.25135522

>>25135469
Thanks bro. May you have many gains.

>> No.25135527
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>>25135479
>2020 is not a normal year
Gee, it took you until Christmas to figure that out?

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>>25135469
Holy shit

>> No.25135537
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>>25134554
Use TempleOS to ask for financial advice from God. Make sure to do large offerings first however. It is an updated version of Bridgewater Associates investment strategy.

https://thestonkmarket.com/bridgewater-associates-uses-a-ouija-board-to-find-investment-ideas/

>>25135446
Sub 10.

>>25135471
No. I haven't seen it mentioned on 4chan yet. I only came across it by accident by researching a linked company.

>> No.25135542

with the stock market, you can print as much money as you want

>> No.25135545
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Sold that shit with a limit at 5.65, what a god play

>> No.25135546

>>25135513
Good luck trying to maintain 100% gains yearly with a considerable amount of money (You won't)

>> No.25135557

>>25135248
yeah they are up 100% cuz there was a stock market crash the likes of which no one has seen before and people invested in that

>> No.25135563

>>25135515
Leverage. LEAPs can swing but if the stock is secular bullish then you can get the same gains (provided if deep ITM enough) with less capital

>> No.25135582

>>25135479
>>25135479
>>25135479
New
>>25135479
>>25135479
>>25135479

>> No.25135595

>>25135577
>>25135577
>>25135577
Ho ho ho, fresh gingerthread for all

>> No.25135598

>>25135546
If you have the balls to make the same plays as you did with less money, you will.

>inb4 having so much money you affect the stock prices

>> No.25135603

>>25135563
What does secular bullish mean? So if a certain stock has low underlying beta then its not worth buying calls on?

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>>25134224
>Playing some shitty NBA game while listening to nigger music
CLF faggots are the worst

>> No.25135637

>>25135546
hey nerd...the reason everyone is up so much is because the market fucking tanked hard about nine months ago and everyone, except you, bought stocks at the bottom and nearly all those stock have recovered. its not a fucking grand conspiracy conceived thousands of years ago, its basic fucking math and common sense.

>> No.25135676

>>25135598
200.000*2^15 = 6.553.600.000
Yeah sure good luck bro

>> No.25135703

>>25135637
I'm up 120% this year. Your argument is invalid. I'm milking those gains until the last moment. 75% of my networth in stocks

>> No.25135776

>>25134768

He would try to invest in staring A SPAC, so he could merge his Sonichu empire with nintendo.

>> No.25135784

>>25135703
this year isn't that much different than the bailout shit in 2008

That year a bunch of people got in early on the new public offerings of facebook, google, apple, and other stuff. Those people made bank and still have it, mainly bc they had cash. I remember the game was to rotate in and out of gold.

>> No.25135808

>>25134888

Diversify. Real Estate, Stocks, Skills, Side Gig, Career, Family.

>> No.25135862

>>25135265
Help your anons out or shut the fuck up.

>> No.25135891

>>25135202

Go away re dd it faggot. Invest in your 401k and thank me later. Never come to this place again tripfag.

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>>25135265
see here
>>25135862
You're not tripping to prove it's you so if it blows up in your face you can hide.
Bluster on top of trying to rub it in others' faces reeks of narcissism.

>> No.25136207

>>25134554
Not the answer you want, but I save $3k a month simply because I have NEET-like tendencies while having a non-NEET salary (both of which come from spending 15 years of my life in post-secondary schooling), and the stock market is a gigantic video games that's fun to play.
3 years of that already gets you into 6 figures, and that's not including gains.

>> No.25136322

>>25136062
I am now.

>> No.25136344

>>25136322
fudge. i am soon.

>> No.25136415

What should I buy and hold long term?

>> No.25136421

>>25136062
Of course I am not going to tell the ticker before I finish accumulating my position you dog.