/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25111084
3 6 7 8 10 12

5, but only because it's true

>>25111084
1 3 6 12

>12 signs you are based

5 + 11, because fvck these le plebs.

>>25111084
0 - damn I must be a good employee

>>25111084
1 5 6 8 10 12

>they're all white people
based

>I do less than the bare minimum
>I KNOW I'm the smartest person in the office
>I'm unnoticeably less productive than colleagues
>I never apologize no matter what

looks like I'm a great employee.

yes

>>25111084
3 I guess, I like to keep my 9-5 schedule to the minute unless I'm seriously behind.

None of the rest, I really like my job

>>25111084
5 but I'm not autistic enough to verbalize it so I'm well liked. But seriously though my coworkers are all fucking retarded, it's a bunch of gossiping old women. I just have to smile and affirm while they go on and on and on about who didn't wear a mask and who was in the bathroom for too lonG AHDN OH GOD FUCK I CANT BE A WAGIE ANYMORE PLEASE GOD JUST KILLM E

>>25111084
1-12, feels good man

>>25111084
3, 6, 10, 12
I don't think any of my supervisors could pick me out of a lineup if they tried.

>>25111226
4 6 and 10 are White?

>>25111153
Same here, based.

>implying i wagecuck

>>25111084
Also 5 usually a middle manager or an IT professional who won't get beyond entry level shit.

6 everytime no matter what, 8 not because I dont get along I can do that just fine but secretly I dont give a shit at all, 10 not because I hate the job but because Im a schizo and I cant maintain the job even if I wanted because it drives me insane

>>25111248
All my coworkers have PhDs, maybe you should have chosen a different field

1 6 7 12
3 can be argued but I always take what falls on my plate and finish it

Only 7. Work smarter not harder gay boys.

>>25111360
Should put effort into 7, would like to appear like I do more but dislike signalling that I'm doing a thing.

>>25111084
Only 1. Once 5+7 is reached its time to find a new job.

>>25111084
I am guilty of literally every single one of these things and I secretly make a higher wage than every other person I work with.

>>25111084
2 3 6 12. 1 if I'd have to wage slave for more than 8 hours.

3. I'd do more if there was any demand or reason to do more but as it stands if I do more and become a workhorse people will come to expect more than workhorse things from me.

>>25111084
I work hard as fuck at my 30k/yr restaurant job and I don't even know why.

5 6 11
>>25111519
It's mind numbing unless you just throw yourself into it and try to make everything better. The problem then becomes that everyone else chose the mind numbing route.

>>25111084
all of them
fuck waging and fuck working for shekelstein
couldn't be assed to give a shit about any of these retards

>>25111157
> you regularly find yourself apologizing to people

>>25111084
Does ANYONE believe in their company's mission or values? Look, I'm just here for the paycheck (is what I would say if I had a job)

>>25111296
This. WfH has only intensified this. lol

>>25111152
Checked. Same.

>>25111152
>>25111813
Then why are you a wageslave?

>>25111084
3

I work from home so the rest don't really apply.

>>25111773
It helps if you do, a janitor might not need to care but engineers work better on things they believe in, and you sure as hell don't want an executive who doesn't believe in the mission

1 5 6 10 12

>>25111153
Same except for number 1. Instead I leave early. I check in 5 minutes before my schedule starts and I leave 5 minutes before my schedule ends.