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25109418 No.25109418[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Ha Ha, here comes the little wolf of wallstreet
>your father was telling me you were investing in stocks... some sort of Chainlink fencing company?
>So, did ya get a christmas miracle this year anon?

>> No.25109453

Haha yeah Pa! I sold it at the top of the bullrun and swapped it all into GRT at 12 cents!!

>> No.25109768

>>25109453
lol and what, held usdt making no trades for the months between those two events

better LARP would have been ocean then GRT after data market launch

>> No.25109783
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25109783

>>25109453
>that's great, but have you got a girlfriend yet anon?

>> No.25110075
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25110075

>Ayo anon, sorry tha' crypto shiz didn't work out fo ya
>$10,000 in one day? Dayuuuuum
>y'all can come enjoy lunch with us in the hood.

>> No.25110119

>>25110075
>you know, speaking of wealth, did you know we used to be kings?

>> No.25110147
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25110147

>>25109783
Guy looks like he could use a good cigar

>> No.25110186

>>25109418
Yeah actually I'm up 476% for the year. How is your roth IRA doing you old fucking fuck

>> No.25110201
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25110201

>anon! You can't just call your grandfather an antisemitic slur just because he doesn't understand your inter-
>yes Harold, I know this happens every family dinner, just please sit down and try to have a nice meal
>*silently sobs*

>> No.25110278

>>25109418
Why are they eating those big hot dogs?

>> No.25110323
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25110323

>>25109418
Y-yeah, I shorted SPY on February 20, covered on March 23, and then went long on SPXL since then. Heh.

>> No.25110387

>>25109418
Fuck, marry, kill.

>> No.25110396

>>25109418
that food looks so bland

>> No.25110528
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25110528

>hey anon, what the fuck did I tell you about checking your phone at the table? Your grandparents travelled a long way to be here, and you're going to be present while they are
>I don't give a fuck about your futures positions, your future is going to be homelessness if you don't out that fucking phone away

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25110682

>now listen here you little shit, your grandfather worked hard all his life, and I'm not just going to let you call him a "boomer wage slave" like that just because he asked when you're planning on moving out
>Get rid of that smug little smirk right now before I put you through that fucking wall

>> No.25110745

>>25109418
what are those things on their plates? The ones that don't look like food.

>> No.25110849

>>25110682
Fucking kek more please

>> No.25110970

>>25110745
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker

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25111000

>You gotta stop making excuses for him, Sharon
>Hes 28 years old! He should know by now that you can't just say the word nigger at the dinner table!
>Anon, maybe it's just best if you finish the rest of your dinner in your room

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25111104

>haha...what?
>no we didn't get YOU any presents
>you lost all your inheritance from grandma in a ponzi scheme you mouthbreathing retard
>honestly anon... you're so funny sometimes

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25111168

>ok, you don't have to ruin yet another dinner with your incessant trump talk
>Yes. We all fucking know the betting websites are still accepting bets for trump from morons. He lost. Accept that.
>Did you just call your daughter an "n-word lover"? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>Just go anon. This obviously isn't going to work out

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25111278

>anon, why do you keep poking me and whispering "you just know", then pointing at your cousin's new boyfriend?

>> No.25111326

>>25111278
Middle left would get it

>> No.25111448

Enjoy this stuff while you can.

T. I'm almost 40 most of my relatives are dead or live very far away.

>> No.25111494
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25111494

>let's eat food

>> No.25111597
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25111597

>>25109418
>Cheers to anon and his cryptographic currency!

>> No.25111675

>>25111494
They let kids eat wine at the table but they also all have french fries?

>> No.25111825
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25111825

>quick anon before we eat Christmas dinner you must use this sword to defeat the XRP goblin guarding your cryptographic currencies and then have sex with me, your girlfriend which you have one of, a girlfriend that is. You definitely have a girlfriend.

>> No.25111830

Enjoy your Christmas with your family while you can

>> No.25111998

>>25109418
these always get me

>> No.25112307

The markets are closed on christmas and thanksgiving
Is that the joke

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25112348

>sooz tha' banks took yours house for tha' magic computer cash?
>well I gots us a turkey to share in this bag right here.

>> No.25112432

>>25109418
>wh*te """people""" "food"

>> No.25112447

>>25112348
Based shitcoat hobo.
I'd rather be that if I dont make it, than a regular sad wagie

>> No.25113077

>>25111675
dat's grape drink muhfucka

>> No.25113105

HELL YEAH WE GOT IT