/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anons, what is a foolproof strategy for 1000% returns each year?

My ETFs are performing very well but I want to be RICH

Bought 20 uuuu leaps in the dip.

Gonna sit on this.

Boss sent me on my daily mission to pump my bags

>Why yes, I’m an SNDL bag holder. How could you tell?

First for SHIP and MYT!

Holy fuck I am making so much money off opti.

I don't care if it's a scam, the hype pumping this ticket for the next few weeks before earnings is going to allow me to retire early.

But OPTI

Buy MLR boys

>IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

Will normies finally wake up from all this stimulus bullshit, or is that asking too much?

live below your means and be patient

dubs decides what stock i throw my stimmy money in

Gape Newell says to buy ALPP.

How do you respond?

>>25094609
>also Bruce Linton is much smarter than you are
>BRUCE LINTON!?
>THE BRUCE LINTON?!!!!
>THE BRUCE LINTON WHO GOT FIRED FROM CGC?!
>OMG HE IS SO SMART AND BASED!!! WHAT A DRUGLORD!
Don't care. Buying SHRMF.

BARF bros...

OPTIMARINES
Today's volume and price action is looking good.
>Zoom Shareholder Meeting on the 29th
>Q1 financials reported in February

>>25096005
>there are Fl*ridamen posting itt right now
revolting

Thoughts on my portfolio?
I have plenty of other stocks I’m thinking of selling to dump more into these. Any tips would be appreciated

>>25096032
wait till you see what happens when you explain how tax witholding works

>>25096008
I'm sorry bro

>>25096044
MLR

WHERE MY MLR CHADS AT
BUCKLE UP BOYS THE ROADS ARE ICY!

>>25096044
MARA calls

100% TQQQ?

Ive 3x my money
OPTI
OPTI
OPTI

>>25096044
UUUU

Please do the needful sirs and help pump Microvision. Good company, very good patents sirs production top tier sirs.

Gentlemen, we need to profit from $2k stimulus checks. What will the average nigger rich darkie, soiboi, and thot spend their guvbux on? You know they aren't gonna pay the rent.

>>25096056
Buy some MLR and youre golden

>>25096059
Last check was tax free though, there's no fucking way they would tax this new one, the $600 or the $2k

Anyone still holding the KTOV/PPBT bag? I refuse to sell at this point.

All in on MARA or UUUU or both?

>>25096108
clown sneakers

>>25096032
Anon, people are starving

>>25096056
pretty good 8/10, UTZ is a total meme

I got MLR today, frens... it is going to be ok!

Hey /smg/, the company I'm working for got acquired and I'm getting a nice payout for my stock options. After putting a chunk into savings/retirement I'll have about 50k left. Any suggestions on what to do with it? Meme plays are welcome

>Half of portfolio is 5-10% up
>Other half is 5-10% down
>It reverses every other day
>Not gaining anything but not losing anything either
The market is crazy but somehow I'm too retarded to make or lose money

>>25096061
I’m also a LI bag holder.
And I don’t have anything else.

Lmao fuck me

>UTZBros never post on red days

>>25096008
I'm holding a bunch of 0.50 calls a few months out. What's the bulig deal? That shits a great PnD, it'll jump at some point.

>>25096005
>Stuart, FL
Sorry about you life bro.

>>25096108
LVMH

>>25096117
Anon, come on bro. Seriously?

>>25096119
Both

>>25096059
Yeah all the unemployment goys who were too stupid to either enable auto tax withholding or plan ahead are going to get bogged by IRS-sama come spring. My state has the option for auto withholding and I've calculated a close estimate of my tax liabilities and I'm good.

>>25096108
shoes. niggers buy shoes

>>25095953
>UUUU's chart

OOOO must always be followed by AAAA

>>25096108
Unironically Augmented reality glasses. So hot right now with the black demographics

>>25096081
Checking in brother

ZM is going to dump after Christmas but the bottom will fall out after New Years.

>>25096108

tons of thot stocks. problem is finding out which is trending.

>>25096131
Thats why I'm asking, are people going to finally realize that neither side wants to help them and don't give a fuck about anything other than pet projects, lobbyists and getting re-elected?

>>25096108
they going to buy alchole and then drive there cars too fast in the snow and crash.
Guess which industry will benifit from this.
thats right!
MLR
BUY MLR

>>25095953
My gf just told me her family all of a sudden got really into the stock market and was buying companies like FB, TSLA, and AAPL. Her family is consistently retarded and I see this as a bearish signal. What do you think?

>>25096044
BITF

>>25096059
it's tax free. Just like you found that money laying in the road or stuffed in a wall during a remodel.

I want to hold my cash until after christmas but this market makes no sense

>>25096114
He's talking about unemployment taxes. Most people are ignorant of this shit.

>>25096155
what if it goes back up? I don't want to lose that money.

>>25096134
Drop 5k into ATM MARA calls 6 months out

MARA is going to create so many bagholders

>>25096110
Thanks... been seeing that a lot today... looks interesting, looking more into them now

>>25096133
Thanks... I don’t know, I feel good about them, but will keep my eye out on them

So im the anon who made 13k off 13k and now have a total of 27k. I want to trim around 13k of my profits and put it into ETFs or something stable that can help my wealth grow. What is a good ETF for stable wealth growth I can put 13kish into?

>My $4 UUUU calls fell OTM
NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAA

Shill me on MLR

>>25096172
I almost bought. Glad I didn't now

>>25096134

did you really buy 15k worth of MLR shares? it barely moves. even CLF has more movement.

>>25096203
you mean the unemployed pay them selves?

>>25096192
alcohol*

Don’t buy anything until January
If you’re on gme and at a profit, then sell
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kijtke/warning_this_is_the_time_hedge_funds_try_to/

Should I get in on UUUU? Why is nuclear even pumping? I sold it at a loss some months back.

I'm in for 100 shares at 4...

>>25096108
Video games and iPhones.

>>25096008
>he bought a literal discord group stock
its over for you

>>25096145
My average is 0.60 dead, I’m so tempted to set my PL to 0.61 and sell everything as soon as I stop losing money but I know that this shit will rocket at some point, the problem is: when?
This is the craziest fucking stock I’ve ever owned, it makes no sense.

should I be using pies for investment and rebalance them accordingly or just manage individual investments?
ideally I want to check my stocks once or twice a day and make adjustments to my positions
here is a pie I made today to test

>>25096236
Its not CLF.

I just put in 100 shares of MARA. You better have bought calls now that it will dump!

>>25096226
pick an ark fund

>>25096100
Very funny this fud only comes out when the stock starts mooning. Guessing someone at that firm ate their dick on shorts and is trying to fud themselves out of the poorhouse.

>>25096193
I'd recommend selling all stocks right before they buy

I am shorting AAPL

AMRS VERB JAGX

>UUUU slowly dipping below $4
NOOOO

>>25096249
>UUUU
Get in now sirs.

>>25096226
VOO

>>25096248
>unironically browsing wsb

>>25096193
extremely bearish

this is everything wrong with todays market

Tesla is going to crash so fucking hard and all literally cause the second great depression

>>25096236
See
>>25096192
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mlr-good-stock-buy-now-022425366.html

is there anything more pathetic than bagholders? instead of being a man and accepting your losses moving on to the next trade, you decide to pretend they don't exist and miss opportunities

>>25096210
Anon, you could've made back the money plus more if you had sold and put that money towards any of the meme stocks that have been shilled here since KTOVs initial popularity
Just buy UUUU

>>25096056
>No CLF for that bull run this afternoon
Don't say I never told you fren

>>25096248
filtered

>>25096108
hot takis

>>25096238
It was a blowoff top, it'll rebound with time so it's not an issue. It's not like a chink stock that goes up and then down and never goes up again because they started a new company to do it all over again.

>>25096255
Nope, as I said it will skyrocket probably soon or early 2021.
The funny thing is that I entered just to make a quick 2-300 bucks and run away but I waited because I didn’t know at that time how manipulated this stock was, so I’m stuck. But I’m ok even though I’m out of liquids.

>>25096291
Yes goy, sell. What a good goy you are!

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>25096193
>FB, TSLA, and AAPL
Jesus...

>>25096147
You’re misinformed. This is the whitest most peaceful place in florida

>>25096319
>clf
>bullrun

So what is /smg/ going to buy with their gains?

https://www.chrono24.com/patekphilippe/vintage--calatrava-3520-18k-yellow-gold-manual-32mm-wrist-watch--id17472091.htm

Damn it i wanna get into MLR but im an options degenerate and they have no volume

>>25096319
I've been buying and selling CLF for weeks now. Made a few grand off them. Then I got burned a bit and now I want to just move on to other stocks, thanks though.

>>25096283
>JAGX
RuneScape?

>>25096044
NAK

>>25096264
What is a good ark ETF to invest in right now? either way thanks i appreciate it, i might do an ARK etf or VOO. I want half my portfolio to be safe growth, the other half to be insane cocaine options gambling money

Fuel cell and solar stocks are soaring to some of their highest levels in years after the U.S. Congress included provisions in the pandemic relief bill to extend clean-energy tax credits.

>he didnt buy MLR under $40

>>25096377
winrar

>>25096311
you would think that...but what would happen in clown market?

>>25096355
>jewelry
>straight man

>>25096355
AI powered realistic sex dolls looks very interesting

>>25096355
>buy jewelery
wtf, pink alert, pink alert, a g*rl is posting among us

>>25096364
Just buy a few shares and hold man its a comfy long term investment

>>25096355
PLTR for my Roth IRA

>>25096378
Why not 1/2 TQQQ 1/2 degen gambling money

>>25096386
this is a bot article

>>25096100
Real question, why is NKE down today?

Every time I buy a stock that gets shilled on here it always goes up
How do you guys do it?

>gets MRMA
>Dips
I swear to god.

>>25096355

>>25096378
ARKK is the classic but look at their site and pick one you like

Haha just kidding guys I actually bought the bottom of mvis. Who doesn't buy a stock when its 25% off cheapie and it only goes up lmao

>>25096355
just buy a fake rolex no ones going to hold a fucking magnifying glass to it

>>25096249
>>25096296
UUUU is at a dip after a big pump, so it's likely the optimal time to get in unless I'm wrong and it dips further. In any case Nukular is pumping because Thorium Soon (2025) (TM) among other nuclear funtimes leading to a sharp upswing in nuclear demand as people look for 'clean energy' that isn't totally fucking gay like wind power.

Stocked up on 10 CHWY calls
103c 1/15

Stock down 6% today. Do it.

>>25096316
I did buy UUUU. I am also still holding KTOV bags. I'll sell them in a year if they don't change.

>>25096418
like this >>25095155

>>25096144
They're busy. That one anon said he was gonna jack off to cun today whether he was green or red

>>25096378
I think ARKG is one of the more unique offerings. It's pumping like mad of course, but that is a sector that works EXTREMELY differently than other markets. It's hard to do DD because you also need to have an expertise in that field to make good plays.

It's a high risk high reward etf though. Keep it in mind.

>>25096377
fuck alright

>>25096386
>MLR

>28k
>72k
>214 is the biggest contribution

dude you cant be serious..

>>25096412
Why would it be wiser to invest in TQQQ rather than a safe ETF like ARKK/ARKW/ARKQ?

bros if Ellen Musk gets divorced he will create AI sexbot slaves within 5 years, how do we enable this?

>Bezos wealth is tied to Amazon stocks
>if sells every stock, the stock price becomes worthless

is the stock market a scam, /smg/?

>>25096334
Literaly makes no fucking sense when mvis's tech is whats going to enable small, wearable AR devices to mainstream. Google glass failed because it was a big bulky piece of shit that made it obvious you were wearing one and people werent comfortable with cameras everywhere. Mvis tech will enable discreet as fuck ar specs that look like regular glasses. And now everything has a fucking camera anyway so whats the point of resisting.

>Citron releases pump tweet on XL Fleet with a meme PT of $60
>XL instantly pumps and halted

>>25096291
Sold mine at $4.10, then bought some long calls after it dipped more kek

>>25096424
what a vapid disgusting, soulles cunt.

>>25096437
Nuclear will indeed win. Wind and solar are such fucking trash, you don't know the half of it.

>t. nuclear chemist

I told you about ALGS dawg, I warned you bros!
t. EDITshill

Disclaimer: do not buy the top

>>25096472
>implying he doesn't already have a private army of robot catgirls at his beck and call

>>25096355
Maybe a Vostok, probably a Seiko.

>>25096468
i didn't say it would be wiser i said why not cuz thats what im doing

>>25096410
You dont understand anon.... The 10% is covered calls

>>25096435
this
all the clout for 1/40th of the price

>>25096496
Bob Lazar -- is that YOU?!

UUUU CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

Here’s the McDonald’s on federal around 1pm. 6 cars ahead of me as I pulled into the double drive through. By the time i pulled around with my food it was backed up 10 cars deep. Report in with the status of your local McDonald’s.

>>25096355
a new tempur pedic adapt.

>>25096530
No, I'm an actual scientist.

>>25096467
Lmao i guess you wont be driving a lambo tow truck made by MLR with your gains

>>25096496
This
Hydro and nuclear are the only viable clean energy options
Everything else is net-negative

Well now they've done about everything. KFC is getting into the game console bis. It's "gimmick" is a chicken warmer built into the console to keep your food warm during game sessions. I'm not making it up. It's real. https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/23/tech/kfc-games-console-chicken-scli-intl/index.html

>>25096541
dude are you really being this autistic over fucking mcdonalds stock? like holy shit this is the cringiest most autistic shit ive ever seen

>>25096535
we literally can't go back below $4

>INUV

bagholding works!

>>25096458
if ARKG gets popular it will create an omega biopharma/genomics bubble, a lot of people avoid that sector because it's infamous for fraud and hack research the requires a PhD to expose

>>25096501
You actually give good advice, you need to do something to stand out more because I only ever catch your picks after they mooned, granted I still could have gotten into EDIT around $40 but It just kept fucking going and seemed stupid to buy

>>25096571
It must suck holding stock that you can’t see is healthy with your own eyes.

ATVI has been so comfy this last month

>>25096535
>>25096552

>>25096541
Austin TX, McDees are all booming

>>25096501
I saw you this morning. What the fuck made you so interested in THAT stock?
I have a real problem in never wanting to DD a stock I have no interest in the field of. Good for you though.

>>25096575
thuis didnt age well

>>25096256
There's supposedly a merger in the near future so I'd hold on to them if I were you. Pennystocks move all over the place so the start is to just hold that shit. At least it's not NAK.

Its gonna be a green Christmas lads, everything I own is pumping hard!

>>25096555

I bought a stock at around 2 dollars when the market collapsed, the contribution to that was 9 times this much and it only got to 4 dollars.

I'm watching it right now and its only moving based on industry indexes. it's completely dead.

SELL ME 2 MILLION SHARES OF BOTY AT 0.0001 ALREADY, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Buying the UUUU dip after holidays.

All in in 1 stock: PLTR or LGVW?

>>25096555
>lambo tow truck
checked, just picked up 100 more

So what’s the deal with MARA guys

anyone else CLSK here

>>25096435
>>25096517
>fake rolex
I wouldnt be caught dead with a real rolex

>>25096496
Agreed
You won't fucking believe the shit I hear about solar. It degrades so fast. Can you believe at one point normies thought we'd have solar panel roads? Absolutely nuts

Why is UTZ in freefall?

UU-UU!

>>25096496
Kek, isn't the big problem with solar the fact they can't adequately store the power so it's useless in times of low sunlight?

>>25096535
We’re being bogged

Finally hit a $10k portfolio, feels good bros. Haven't deposited any money since $7k

>>25096248
Dude, everything's a pump and dump. Do these retards think GME, PLTR and TSLA isn't "manipulated" by all the hype and memes they drum up around these companies? If that retard believes steel stocks are being pumped then why doesn't he have a long position?

>>25096579
Biotech is such a shit show but it's also a sector that teaches a lot of hard lessons. I was in heavily on NBRV. They had good news but stock didn't resume trading until after hours. Big pump in AH. Dumped like a fucking rock in in the morning. Lower than when we had gotten bad news a month prior.

Lost 90 percent of my investment bagholding calls. Go figure.

>>25096568

>>25096637
This
>>25096626

So I want to de risk my portfolio and sell about 10-12k worth of my GME calls for profit. Which of these positions would you guys trim today?

>>25096644
Why not? Rolex is a leader in materials tech, and apart from all the other swiss brands, they make like 99% of their alloys and parts in house. Rolex is a serious contender for best watchmakers of all time

>>25096238
It's more likely you'll regret that decision.

>>25096024
What's the story on these guys?

those reddit $GME movies are pretty fucking good i almost needed popcorn i wanted to keep watching

>>25096273
They already bought. Stop losses are set and there's no reason to act.
>>25096311
Agreed. I'm curious what will happen to Cathy Wood and the ARK ETFs after the crash. Her ETFs are based on "future value" which performs exceptionally well when the markets are price stocks based on speculation rather than their balance sheets. In the past the markets shifted from growth to value during hard times.

>>25096604
Yeah that’s what I’ll do eventually.
My primary goal is to reach a total account balance of 25k so I can start day trade comfortably, for the moment I have to wait and cross my fingers.

>>25096600
Back at 4.03. Looks like it's forming a nice bowl pattern, so we might hit 4.3 by closing. Berry nice.

>>25096646
>>25096496
Solar will win in the far, far future when we can actually make a dyson swarm.

Uranium is going to win now though.

>>25096355
McDonald's cheese burgers.

>>25096596
Yesterday I wanted cheapies but couldn't find any in my list of ARKG components, so I went hunting on Webull's screeners using pic related as parameters. It showed me hundreds of the best performing stocks in the last few months. I looked at them all and their curves over different time periods, made a short list of the better ones and bought 3, BBIO, ALGS and AMPE. This morning I realised that AMPE is a periodic PnD so I dumped it for a small profit before it fell lower.

GME ON THE MOVE AGAIN COOMERS

>>25096648
Coke hasnt bought them yet.

>>25096685
they make tow trucks

>>25096604
NAK wasn't originally a penny stock, it just became that way when they got sued, filed for bankruptcy and got memed on by the army corps of memes.

>>25096687

Wait Reddit is shilling GME now? It's time for puts.

>>25096700
In the long run, we are all dead - John M. Keynes

>>25096678
Because I am not a nouveau riche boomer

>>25096714
Pls stop, my balls are empty

>>25096008
i sold enough calls on it to break even, I'm out. all in uuuu utz rycey now frens

>>25096659
It was a struggle staying above 13 this time last week. Just get comfy anon. The ride has only begun.

>>25096658
same boat as you. put in 7, got to 10, down to 9. climbing back to 10

>>25096637
We're buying more shares, then its diamond hands, that's what

>>25096744
theyve been in it for months theyre a big part of the action with gme they could own almost 10% of gme by now

>>25096588
i can. clf. i wont contribute to the abuse of animals and diabetes because im not a fucking kike

Sell UUUU now and rebuy after christmas when the market drops?

GHIV is waking up again

>>25096616
Beyond based sir

I've done some intensive research and have concluded that all the ARK Innovation ETFs are extremely based

Why can't MARA just recover already? I put my MLR/SRAC/GHIV money in there.

>>25096712
Hmph. I need to get out of my comfort zone more.

Why is chipotle stock worth 1.4k ea?

>>25096658
Nice work anon. Keep it up!

WTF
I BOUGHT MARA DIP AND ITS DROPPING EVEN HARDER
HOW LOWS IT GOING TO GO WILL IT RECOVER

>>25096658
Options?

>>25096658
Nice, slow and steady anon. What is your portfolio and when did you start?

I’m never going to make it.

>>25096809
Its an infinity squeeze. Same will happen with GME.

Hello.
I have adjusted my portfolio yet again, before the holidays. I will keep this portfolio between 1-3 months, will ignore the Roblox IPO - I dont care about that zoomer platform

Rate my old and new portfolio plz.

>>25096809
Supply and demand

Someone help me fix my shit

I also just applied for options trading on Fidelity

Dont miss out on MLR

>>25096808
/smg/ in general needs to realise that there are more than 12 meme stocks to choose from.

>>25096829
No, just buying dips and managing to not stay too emotionally invested into any particular stock

>>25096805
welcome to a year ago retard

>>25096827
Thank you for the needful sir
MARA very gud stock never sell yes buy buy more thank you sir

psth btw guys

Buy ARKK leaps

>SWBI
>UUUU
>GOGO
>F

༼ つ _ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY PLTR ༼ つ _ ༽つ

>>25096853
>using Revolut for trading

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I serously cannot believe there are people that use it.

Next stonk I buy is gonna be AAPL as a hedge against AMD (well x86 in general but lol @ intc). Fucking M1.

>>25096853
Keep up the great work, Mark.

>>25096827
Boy do I have some bad news for you

psth guys we go big time ackman make the bigly go up

>>25096853
>Selling PLTR for huehue miner
Never gonna make it in 10,000 lifetimes

>>25096886
go back

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPTIMARINES

Santa rally could send SPY to new highs. I'm scared bobo bros.

Is it still early for UUUU? Should I wait for a dump?

>>25096678
Unfortunately Rolex movements are very plain in comparison to most brands, have a ghetto connotation, and their most advanced material science was their 904L alloy which isn't extremely special considering "new" alloys are arguably very easy to make.
Patek Phillipe and others at least innovate and make more complex pieces, Rolex has found it's niche as a desired watch by retards who want the brand, not a unique timepiece.

They don't even have a tourbillon offering lmao

>>25096858
its such a low barrier of entry industry, literally anyone can BTFO chipotle any time and make the same shit they do

>wake up
>take my 5 shots of whiskey
>dump my losing stocks for a loss

This was a genius move by me, now I only have winners

>>25096887
I dont know how any other platform works, and I dont know how calls/puts and other words work, and I had Revolut from before.

>>25096853
>all in on huehue
man idk

DO I BUY GHIV NOW

Anyone have the site with GME's short interest ?

i dont think im going buy apple stock like i wanted to. their entire model is fucking bull shit. they talked about going green while making their phones impossible to repair so people are forced to throw them out and buy new ones. fuck apple. fucking jews

>>25096954
Then why aren't you doing that?

>>25096853
Charge you're phone

>>25096870
Thanks for the hopium then anon. I'm at 3k in my webull account right now and I'm hoping to derisk since I have 60k or crypto in the back lol.

>>25096744
Reddit's been shilling GME longer than /biz/ has

>>25096932
no you

>>25096960
based and drunkpilled

diversification only makes sense when you have more than 6figs

Please do something Crabvidia.

>>25096827

when the XRP news fades away, it'll drive itself back up. you'll be a mid term holder if you bought at the top but if you bought today at 12 range you'll be fine.

do the sneedful and buy big time psth ackman do the good thing

>>25096964
Where are you from? There are many better trading platforms both for burgers or europoors.

>>25097011
That's impossible, Big5Guy was shilling this shit last christmas.

>Fast food chain Chick-Fil-A going public via SPAC merger with Pershing Square Tontine Holdings (PSTH)

>Fast food chain Chick-Fil-A going public via SPAC merger with Pershing Square Tontine Holdings (PSTH)

>Fast food chain Chick-Fil-A going public via SPAC merger with Pershing Square Tontine Holdings (PSTH)

>Fast food chain Chick-Fil-A going public via SPAC merger with Pershing Square Tontine Holdings (PSTH)

>Fast food chain Chick-Fil-A going public via SPAC merger with Pershing Square Tontine Holdings (PSTH)

>>25096966
this is a good stock for people that just downloaded the Robinhood app and now they think they are expert stock traders. Most Robinhood people only buy affordable cheap stocks like this because they can't afford the big boy stocks like amazon, tesla, apple, etc. Robinhood is a great platform for uneducated people who never graduated college. Having a few shares on robinhood app gives them great satisfaction and makes them feel very important in life. They brag about it at family

MARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25096947
is this one worth 236k?

>>25096966
sure, 12 is still a good entry. looks primed to shoot up again

>>25095953
GHIV

>>25096916
dude, the closer the Palantir lockup gets, more scared the investors will be to invest further in it. Because it will be like
>you put money in PLTR? But 80% shares will be set free a month from now, it will go down, KEK, you bad
So its safer to get the money sooner rather than later. And then we go back in during spring, cause PLTR is unironically the safest stock there is longterm.

Bought UUUU at 4.20 for the meme
Wish me luck

>>25097042
SAUCE NOW

>>25096814
>>25096834
Thanks frens. I've bought into the OPTI meme and am longing UUUU, PLTR, and TSLA.

>>25097042
Do i buy now or later

>>25096864
No argument there.

>>25096850
Sell the MARA bro. Throw few hundred dollars in SPPI and forget about it for a few months.

>>25097042
>Fast food chain Chick-Fil-A going public via SPAC merger with Pershing Square Tontine Holdings (PSTH)
5 days ago

>MARA

>>25097030
Im from the shittier side of Europe. I dont need need platform change, unless I decide to buy a stock thats not on Revolut.

>>25097028
My avg is 11 after buying at 12.70 today
So just hodl?

>>25097042
Wtf I love PSTH now

>>25097084
polynesian

>>25097042
where are you reading this?

someone tell me when UUUU starts getting shilled by reddit ty

>>25095953
based

where's /ptg/? You retards are just shilling the same 5 stocks.

4U bros, when is it gonna dip below 4 again?

>make amazing picks
>only put ~6% of my portfolio into each so the gains are modest
maybe I should go in harder until it's done pumping?

MARAbros, I think I'm gonna puke

>>25097042
That's a felony, anon.

>>25097128
fuck now I really want Chicfila

>>25095953
How long till covid fucks us all when everyone realizes we're dealing with it well into 2021?

>>25095953
I tried warning you goys THIS MORNING
AITX is mooning hard

Where are my MLR brothers?

thanks to whoever shilled GHIV. I really needed this win bruhs

>>25097052
Probably not, they probably make 6 of those a year because "muh movement hard" and artificially inflate the price hoping that some rich retard will buy it to be unique
Either way, it at least makes sense as to why Anon doesn't like Rolex memes

>>25097149
Never Ever>

God somewhere there's some jew scalping CLF making $696.86 before taxes every cent it goes up then selling and rebuying again and we're all over here arguing what's better glowing rocks or video games

WTF EVERYONE SHILLING TO BUY MARA

NOW YOURE CALLING ME AN IDIOT FOR BUYING

Something comfy to hold through Christmas Eve?

>>25097052
You could get a emme watch for 1/2 price

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRDPcKYuwM0

>>25097042
Who here ready for chicken sammiches on Sunday lads?

Theyll be cursed as fuck and taste like shit tho because neither Truett Cathy or Jeebus will approve of them, but still...

>>25097173
Why did she have to marry that evil kike?

>>25097044
Hey man why do you have to personally attack me like that?

>>25097162
Don't worry anon, the jews in government and the market will be fine while the rest of us rot

>>25097165
word is there is a contract with a big boy for his AI

>>25097197
ohhh the turn tables

>>25097173
you're welcome anonito

When will GME correct back down to the 17-18 range?

just bought 10 shares of MLR am i gonna make it?

>>25097197
>he bought
Hurry and sell it for a loss it’s over

Imagine buying Mara and not literally any other shitcoin SPAC that pumps every single green day

We are at the squeeze threshold folks. If it hits $22, GME will squeeze to 30-40.

>>25097042
As a Chick fil A operator I can assure the Cathy family will never allow this.

First to post ticker will make me buy 50 dollar worth.

unironically buying more clf uuuu calls here

>>25097236
After you buy

End of day pump for CLF please because reasons

>>25095953
Clf.....

>>25097249
>>25097197
DON'T LISTEN ANON, WE'RE DOING FINE

>>25097278
Operator? Like fry basket operator?

>>25097286
I'm sitting on a 13,000 gain in 2 days. I want to take some profits.

>>25097283
OPTI

>>25096946
It's going to $70-80 next year, so you're still getting it at a bargain anywhere from $3-5.

OPTI .10 EOW THE PROPHECY IS COMING TRUE

AITX up 30%

>>25097044
>>25097208
kek

Crypto kiddies couldnt help themselves.

>>25097197

did you buy calls or something. if its shares, why are you even worried?

baking

>>25097297
I think he means operator like a spy/assassin that targets the gays

>>25097197
>im a retard
When they tell you to buy, that just means theyre holding it, nothing more than that.

If a stock goes up 20% on a Tuesday, and you buy it on a Wednesday because the Chads who bought on Monday tell you to, you'll end up gettting fucked in the arse more often than not.

>>25097283
MVIS

>>25097297
As in an Owner/Operator. Granted just a lower volume mall store. But Dan Cathy has made it clear to us the company will not go public. We exist to provide great service to customers not to abide by the wants of shareholders.

>>25096213
>6 months out
Try 3 or 4 weeks

>>25097196
when CLF dumps hard EOY I hope you kill yourself

>mfw I waited to see if MARA dipped before buying

I’ll keep an eye on it for now, so glad I waited.

>>25097042
Chik Fil A?

More like Chicks for Gays HAHAHAHAH

NEW THREAD
>>25097366
>>25097366
>>25097366

how low is MARA going to go...

seriously...

why the fuck does 1 stock always drag me fucking down every fucking day

>>25097197
see >>25096215

>>25097318
>That 3 year graph
What the fuck happened

>>25097363
Based but their children will definitely cash out eventually. Children almost always ruin the company.

>>25097235
Mommy

>>25097019
True but you also shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket. I like to split my port three ways.

ok goys last time im gonna meme this
BUY AITX

>>25096806
>Selling srac ever
ngmi

>>25096424
Imagine paying for this schizo

>>25096637
Overextended this week and is pulling back

>>25096056
>6
CLF retard

*snap*
And just like that, UUUU will never go below $4 again.
Merry Christmas and see you at $10 next year.

>>25097960
Market is open tomorrow.

>>25096714
how is it still going up

>>25095980
Find penny stocks that consistently crab every day. Buy the lows and sell the highs and set aside a portion to not sell in case it moons

>>25096805
Would now be a good time to invest in them?

>>25096552
sure you are
what's your opinion on thorium?

>>25096479
Oh, have you demoed their tech or are you talking out of your ass?
Bet you're just one of those twitter kikes who keep spamming fake partnerships with apple and microsoft.

Bros what is the best ETF to invest in at the beginning of 2021

>>25098230
IZRL

>>25096311
>crash so fucking hard
I've been hearing this past 3 years... Fucking when?

>>25096316
>>25096449
Why is everyone doing uuuu, is that the only uranium related stock?
Also entire "uranium reserve" bill is $75MM total...

>>25098493
I can name UEC and WWR, but both are underperforming compared to 4U.
There was also a third but I completely forgot about it.

>>25097011
I don't know why people keep saying this. Subconsciously trying to justify visiting that cancerous hellhole I guess.

>>25098543
>underperforming
Are you talking about stock or company itself? UEC is up 75% in a month. WWR is actually going down...

>>25098648
Talking about the stock.
UUUU and UEC are diversifying too, rare earth for UUUU and lithium for UEC.