/biz/ - Business & Finance

Don't strain, I have a prolapse from straining and it feels even worse.

>>25088438
Stick your finger up there and try to loosen it up, always works for me

try negotiating with it

Im on the toilet and just shot turds outta my ass

>>25088438
Stick your finger up there and loosen it up

>>25088438
Interesting. Me too.

>>25088438
OPS GONNA BLOW UP RUN

>>25088438
Buy XRP

>>25088453
That can happen? I thought prolapse was just a porn category

Don't panic and don't strain. You can go over a week without a shit.

SQUAT ON THE TOILET
(not a joke)

>>25088592
U dont get it, the poop is xrp

>>25088438
God one of my worst moments in my life was when I had a rock hard piece of poop stuck halfway out my asshole, I was literally crawling on the floor in pain, drenched in sweat and just wanting to die right there and then. I tried to pick it out with my fingers but it had already filled my asshole to the maximum extent and I couldnt stretch it any further. I could barely walk but I hardly made it to the kitchen and downed half a bottle of olive oil, and poured the rest on my asshole and did what I could to slip some some inside of it. When it finally came out, my hands and the floor was covered in shit but I was the happiest I have ever been. I cleaned the floors and sat under the shower for an hour almost crying.

have you tried a finger?

...based?

>>25090233
Holy fuck

Deep breathes in and out

>>25088487
Stinky finger

HODL
IRON SPHINCTER

>>25090233

>>25088438
Dump it

I'm on the toilet and the poop has already come out. good luck anon

>>25090233
Same happened to me.
But my hands were half poop half blood.

Eat your fiber, lads.

>>25088438
push as hard as you can anon
i mean it unironically push with all your might
until your face is red and your body is shaking
also hold your breath while you do this it helps
trust me this will empty your insides in under 5 mins

>>25088438
Try gay sex faggot

>>25088620
Slavshit

>>25088438
this is a topic for /ck. you should really reconsider your input

>>25090389
this

also adjust your posture - you want to be sitting as straight up as possible with your arms up in the air like a referee

if all else fails you'll have to squat on the toilet seat, it's the most natural position for excretion

This is the worst business and finance community I've ever seen.

Sit on a penis before pooping. It'll loosen you right up.

I was on the toilet earlier, lots of poop came out, all the poop. It was the best poop.

>>25090536
It's the only place actually take serious.

>>25090233

>>25089999
Дoбpe дiджiтc

>>25088438
hold your breath and push fren, it'll come out eventually.
Or you can buy some xrp and you'll immediately take a big dump.

>>25090233

>>25090536
But you’ve seen it

>>25088438
Dilate.

>>25090536
What do you think the /b/ in /biz/ stands for?

>>25088438
use bri'ish poop smasha, gov'na

Drink a big cup of warm water with a tbsp of apple cider vinegar first thing in the morning, it changed my life

Take one dose of bbc, the nigger cock and jizz lube will naturally work the poop out

>>25088438
>Be the poop Danny

>>25091745
boipucci

>>25088438
Just think of XRP

>>25088438

While you're pushing it out rock your body back and forwards, it helps it come out.

Now you know what holding ripple feels like.

A thread died for this.
That thread was probably a pajeet shilling their shitcoin, so good.
Hang in there OP, we've all been there.