/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for KFC crispy spicy chicken tendies

>>25084533
kfc does have a decent little tendy

>>25084483
I'm buying more intc and no amount of TSM and AMD shilling can stop me.

3 years from now they will be exploding again.

What's the most stupid big brain options play I can do for $50?

This is no doubt Base go the moon now! My lucky shot was here and am ready to make even more

>>25084553
>surely maybe in 3 years it will go back up a bit
you're retarded, and so is OP for making a new thread 230 posts in

>>25084553
Then buy them three years from now

I save and crop videos of guys farting on command from YouTube. I post them as my own on tik tok with a small message that tells people I will teach them how to fart on command if they add my snap. When girls add I copy and paste farting on command tutorials from google. Sometimes a girl actually gets the hang of it and I jack it

i swear having over +100% gains make you have paper hands
I trimmed so much GME at $14 and it fucking hurts, I've lost out on over 10 grand just because i decided to de-risk and decided I couldn't stay 100% GME if a Cohen catalyst was literally the only thing that could save GME

over 10 grand... what teh fuck that's huge for me

>>25084580
Why would you buy while its up?

You're suppose to buy low and sell high.

>>25084588
it was hard to see mr cohen stepping up i didnt either i started to diversify out too

it was like 25% chance in my mind

>>25084553
im in also fren, ill buy even more today if it goes back to 45 again

If PLTR pumps again today to 29.something I think I'll sell and then buy a dip next week

Anyone tried the S3 Short Sight retail app

does it actually give real time short data or is it all simulated

>>25084564
CAPR

Anyone got that graph of m3 money supply going parabolic this year?

>>25084602
It will go even lower first and in the end you won't even break even. If you're this retarded just buy an ETF, any ETF will be better than this retarded strategy.

loser chud below

OP is such a fucking nigger

>>25084690
"Bro if you don't buy tsla with the PE ratio of 1250 you're gunna not make money bro"


"No bro stop don't invest in the company with good cash flow and better profits their all of its competitors noooo. Who cares about mobileye or AI. No stop. You have to invest in GME!!!!"

FYI people were saying the same shit about Apple 5 years ago that they are saying about intel today.

>>25084725
Yeah, I am black.

There is a nigger in this thread.

What are you gonna do about it?

LOL, how it can be? Don’t lose and be an idiot
check it right now
>https://medium.com/@BaseProtocol/this-week-in-base-protocol-12-07-5257c7436372

I have already made x4 just for a week!!!!

Man I could really go for a sausage biscuit and a large black coffee this morning. Think I’ll head to McDonald’s on the way to work. You want anything?

>>25084791
>You want anything?
Him back

>GME premarket down to 3%
of course

>>25084763
You are certifiably retarded, mostly if your argument is that it's undervalued based on P/E ratio. Intel is in a really bad business situation and they're not in a position to fix it and the stock would be dumping hard if it wasn't for Intel spending tens of billions buying back shares. You could pick a random stock and it would be much better than INTC.

>>25084775
I'm gonna jack off

>>25084763
timing > time

lol remember that idiot who bought AMC at $4 only for it to go down to $2. Then he finally got his +100% vaccine news catalyst.. back to $4

Also enjoying McDonald’s coffee has never been more continent. I make sure to stock up on McDonald’s k-cups when I’m shopping at Sam’s

>>25084805
Market hours is going to be lit

>>25084805
0.51% now lol

>>25084804
It’s ok he’s just going to mar a lago

>he sold yesterday thinking he'll get cheapies today

>>25084818
"Noooo you have to buy the stocks that don't make any money noooo you can't just buy stable companies that make profits noooo you have to invest in risky growth plays with no real fundamental backing and invest purely on speculation!!!!!!

>>25084842
it's gonna be a dump no doubt, reminiscent of the super high oil pumps in the summer
still not selling

>>25084837
>kcuck
>spending more money to drink shitty coffee and melted plastic
Get a grinder, get a French press, and treat yourself to good beans you loser

>>25084862
>mfw I sold on monday thinking I'd get cheapies now

>>25084837
glad you can enjoy mcdonalds geographical imprint with otherwise shit coffee machine.

>>25084888
>more money
These come out to like $.28 a cup from sams club. On that note invest in WMT

CLF Tranny is awake. He's ripping his bong and getting ready to post his robinhood account.

>>25084915
>boomer coffee
>boomer stock
Go away

>>25084540
>>25084624
Please kill yourself you fat disgusting avatarfaggot.

>>25084888
>>25085000
Checked but are you homosexual?

>>25084837
Is that the Precum Roast I keep hearing about?

>>25085000
Trips of retardation. Selling MCD calls has been the easiest money of my life. MCD will be around when your shitty picks are long gone

>>25085059
Noooo you have to invest in unprofitable tech stocks that don't make money!!!!


If it makes a steady trusted profit it is a bad company!!!! Noooo you can't just pay out a 2 percent dividend that means its a dead company!!!!!

>>25084888
Absolute faggot

>>25084483
THE BLACKS ARE TURNING ON THE DEMOCRATS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bought RIOT at $15.24 yesterday. I thought there was still room for it to grow and it did seem like that when pre market started at $15.50 today. Just fuck me, why does crypto crash every time I buy?

Isengard bros

>>25085130
Because it's crypto

>>25085130
I bought bitf.v at 0.54

Sold at 1.75


Isn't it weird to be mad about making 25,000 because you COULD have made 50,000 holding for another week?

The ones that get away hurt more than losing money.

>>25084888
This guy is right. Good coffee is one of the best things. It takes hardly any effort, all you fucking need is a grinder and they're super cheap. Buy some good coffee beans, grind them and put them in a french press

Choosing MCD coffee over this is absolute retardation

>>25085125
Lol all coons understand is bread and circuses

>This guy is right. Good coffee is one of the best things. It takes hardly any effort, all you fucking need is a grinder and they're super cheap. Buy some good coffee beans, grind them and put them in a french press
>Choosing MCD coffee over this is absolute retardation

>unloaded my TSLA bags on Monday on the S and Poopee indexes
Now I can stop pretending to give a shit about that meme ticker. Felt like I took a fat shit on passive index investors. Feels good, man.
TSLA to 700 :^)

>>25085183
buy a fucking good coffee machine, best investment I ever made

700$ is a good price anon

it will be 2000$ next year

>>25085183
Just get an aeropress

@25085191

I'll fight you in real life kid. You think this is a fucking game? I'll spend hours searching the archives and print out each and every one of your soijacks on 120gsm paper, find where you live and shove every single one up your arse. After you're fully stuffed I'll saturate them with your shitty MCD coffee, give you Coronavirus and leave. Heh, merry Christmas kiddo

>>25085292
Shut up, Nigger.

can't think of a more soi obsession than coffee
>omg omg omg get urself some good BEANZ dood

>>25085323
microbrew beers

>>25085323
haha yea you're right it's really onions hahahaha that's really funny how you called it onions and they're both beans too that makes it funnier hahahaha

>>25085347
>onions
back to redddit you go

The absolute state of /smg/

>>25085337
yeah this is worse

>>25085364
hahaha I forgot about the filter so I must be from r*ddit hahahaha you're right hahaha desu

>>25085323
This. McDonald’s coffee is the gold standard. Delicious and only $1

CAN WE STOP THREAD SPLITTING

>>25085364
What's your problem with reddit?

Small sidenote, but with in tf is XRP dieing so bad?

>>25085390
but it's so funny hahahaha watch I'll show you something else we love to do here it's so funny
NEW THREAD GUYS
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>>25084483

Yall just know i take other dudes penors in my hungry faggot ass

what kindof wallets do you guys have

>>25085382
correct

>>25085410
>I posted it again XD

>>25085411
Kik?

>>25085411
lmao

>>25084640
>If PLTR pumps again
No

>it's another thread of "cancerous retards arguing about how reddit something off-topic is"
Funny how OP filtered retards by making his new thread way too early. In the previous thread we're giving each other investment advice while you insult each other over coffee.

>>25085426
I know right? It's fucking HILARIOUS right? I'm gonna do it again, I'm gonna do it one more time because it's so funny, I might even call my mom from the other room and show her how funny I am
FRESH BREAD GUYS
>>25084483
FRESH BREAD GUYS
>>25084483
FRESH BREAD GUYS
>>25084483

banks 4 ez gainz

>>25085448
>hurr durr he wasn't being a fucking retard by baking early he was actually saving us from r*ddit gais I swear

>>25085449
Fuck off you waste of semen, it's not funny even ironically.

>arkk up 2% again premarket

OCGN

>>25084483
NEW XDDDD
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NEW XDDDD

>>25085030
I’m straight, drinking keurig is retarded. Enjoy literally drinking melted plastic.

OCGN OCGN

>>25085506
I bet your parents are so proud of you.

>europoor threads

>>25085513
Source?

marabros...riotbros...it's over

Why didn’t I go all in on this sooner

>>25085513
there's no way you're not a massive faggot if you care this much about coffee and say shit like " treat yourself to good beans"

>>25085480
Dude, ARKK is the real fucking deal. I'm about to turn my portfolio into like 70% ETF LEAPs/Shares

It’s another beautiful day in the USA
Even the president throwing a hissy fit couldn’t derail the gaintrain

I’m going to dump all my calls at open and roll them out further if it dips.

>>25085535
but anon it's so funny, look I wrote that it's a new thread but the link actually goes to the same thread, it's funny

Has none of you losers bought OCGN?

>>25084791

Sounds like you want diarrhea

>>25085574
Smart movie big nigger. Im all in on arkk. Sold faggot clf a while ago. Arkk is going to set us free

>>25085558
look what btc is doing in the last hour you fucking stupid shit

>>25084837
>enjoying McDonald’s coffee has never been more continent
If this isn’t pasta I want it to be

>>25085590
Your death will be funny.

I will sell my BABA at open.
This ain't going anywhere as long as Jack is around to kick down the stock with his teenage antics.

Kinda sad to let this go as I picked it up at 220 but I'm not riding this bullshit train of CCP party politics any longer.

>>25085603
While I don't think CY21 will be as big for them I'm just realizing I need to really cut down on my risk if I want to be profitable. I'm making dumb financial decisions and I'm gambling and I know I'm better than that. Case in point, CLF, would've been a find stock to accumulate shares of--but my retarded ass bought OTM calls expiring next month.

I have no idea what to trade today

>>25085551
>coffee is in a plastic cup
>boiling water is run through it
Idk man
>>25085561
Coffee is a hobby for me, I roast. Go calculate the price per gram in a kcup and tell me you’re not overpaying for shit

>>25085667
Publix direct listing is today

>>25085667
sell everything bro itds conna crash

>>25085574
Based

>>25085657
Lmao bro me too. Really need to dump my jan 15 calls today theyre only gonna dump

>>25085667
Look into the pre-holiday effect, tomorrow is the day to make your moves.

>>25085667
ARKK, BFT, TTCF, NIO, MOON

>>25085640
anon I don't think you understand
I wrote in my post that I was linking to a new thread right?
but instead, I linked to the OP of this one!
read it over a couple of time and you'll see how funny it is, it's fucking hilarious

>>25085684
>plastic cup
>>boiling water is run through it
If you knew, Anon.
The whole food industry is dependent on the "hot water through plastic" - concept.

Ah yes another day of red.

>>25085684
get this, there are plastics that have melting points higher than 100C

>Coffee is a hobby for me, I roast.

>>25085694
Easy 10% a month

>>25084553
>Apple is only the beginning, all other laptops will be using ARM in the future too
>Data centers will use AMD 64 threads CPU or cheaper ARM.
>Already out of the phone market
where exactly is the future for intel?

>>25085723
>having a hobby is onions
Have fun with no passion in life I guess

>>25085723
Kek

>>25085750
no, having coffee as a hobby is soi to the maxium
fuck off to reddit now

>>25085684
lol.....

>>25085750
Shut the fuck up. “MUH COBBEE BEENZ!” Thats not a hobby youre just a consumer retard

should I long Basic-Fit?

>>25085718
Buy ARKK we’re even green on red days

>>25085772
Keurig is the most Normie onions product on the market you fucking idiot, literally housewife tier. Unironically switch to instant, you’ll save money for the same effect. You’re overpaying for an over marketed garbage product

BITF

BITF

BITF

>>25085737
Car market apparently even though TSM is entering that too indirectly

>>25085737
>where exactly is the future for intel?
Intel is still in data centres and they're going into 5G and autonomous cars in a big way

>>25085832
i can't buy this shit, why cant i get a leaf stock on my broker. guess i shoulda been a robbinhooder

Cant believe i have to go to fucking work today kms

>>25085830
I don't drink coffee at all you stupid faggot. why would I drink caffeine every morning only to develop a tolerance to it so that I need caffeine every morning to not feel like shit?
you're a slave to the coffee jew

Kelly loeffler is such a piece of shit. I want to beat her giraffe looking ass till she dies

>>25085892
Because it’s good for you

>>25085918
most foods that aren't completely unhealthy corn syrup-infused shit could be classified as "good for you"

>>25085892
>I don't drink coffee at all you stupid faggot. why would I drink caffeine every morning only to develop a tolerance to it so that I need caffeine every morning to not feel like shit?
>you're a slave to the coffee jew
Because you can time when you have the most energy. Not all parts of the day are equally important. I drink coffee in the morning when I plan my trades and get my kids breakfast, etc.

ARKK new bottom at 138

>>25085947
Based coffee drinker. I drink a cuppa before i get slammed by bbc because it helps to keep my pucci nice and tight

>>25085935
Cups of coffee and all cause mortality are significantly negatively correlated, go do some research

>he invested in companies that don't announce their earnings one year ahead of time
ISHYGDDT

Is TSLA a good stock to wheel with?

I like a few cups of reddit in the morning, also how bad is TSLA going to get fucked today? Quackers tier or just stimulus checks before evictions tier?

Is it true if you work for Raymond James you’re not allowed to own stocks? Wtf

>>25085995
pop a cup of joe before market

tesla is for rich boomers dont touch it

CITI

Fuck all you north american niggers getting rich off of ARKK while europeans like me can just sit here in a corner jerking off like some fucking cuck

>>25086020
Wow, European governments really *don't* want you to get rich, do they?

Someone post octopus bj meme

>>25085993
>he has a large enough portfolio to wheel TSLA
hey rich man lemme hold a dollar

>>25084483

>>25085947
you don't have more energy when you drink coffee every day and build a tolerance to it, you have normal energy levels. you are a slave to coffee and also an attention whore tripfaggot, don't reply to me
>>25085967
tea is better for you

Can APXT hit $30 with the merger is all I need to know

>>25085872
Bfarf

>Nearly 4 in 10 Americans do not want to take the Covid vaccine. HHS is planning to spend $250 million to convince the U.S. it is safe

lmao the ride never ends

>>25086063
Oh fugg. I'm too poor after all :(
I spend all my money on kuerigs pods.

>GME nearly 20 in pre-market
Don't tell me that the one time I sold (only half though) it actually won't drop back violently like it always does

>>25086096
>40% of Ameritards are anti-vaxxers

>>25086020
just buy the individual components yourself

>>25086097
The real redpill is using a Keurig with the reusable pod

>>25085783
My beans are dried organic rabbit turds. The rabbits are hand petted daily

>>25086105
down from 21.50

>>25086020
just buy tesla a year ago

>>25086078
I haven’t read any research on tea, I know it’s good for you brain though. I drink both

Imagine not owning Evogene, Aquabounty or at least buying the ARK etf that has both

>>25086096
Someone in the US should be given $250m to teach Amerilards how fucking disgusting their diet is and how being malnourished will make them die like pussies to a chink bat flu.

Any good weekly option gambles today?

>>25086096
Winter'll end, over time skepticism will be up against more data deboonking the craziest shit, and all the seniorfags who'd actually get wrecked by the Canton Coof will be the first anti-vaxxers to capitulate.

>>25086135
What the fuck how
Damn I'll think about buying back if it keeps going up that much again, or maybe I'll just let that half ride the wave

>>25086138
don't care, you're still a faggot

>>25086169
Alright man, you’re like 40

Line go up green or go down red today?

>>25086157
Even awful diets/diabetes is only like a 30% boost to hospitalization/death risk. Vitamin D deficiency seems waaaay more correlated with negative kung flu outcomes.

How high will BITF go today?

>>25086110
>>25086157
>>25086165
yeah we are literally retards.

>>25086138
Muh research muh science muh studies. Kys. Real chads in tune with the divine pattern instinctively know what is good for them

can that anon who just got rich of mvis tell me why he bought it?

Friendly reminder to buy SRAC if you want to make investments related with SpaceX and NASA

>>25086190
Alright man, you said you have "coffee as a hobby" and to "treat yourself to some good BEENZ!!"

I'm scared cause /biz/raelis don't talk about GOEV and I got half my wad in there...

>>25086127
>The rabbits are hand petted daily
Kek

yall black niggas ready for clf to moon today? i can feel it

>>25086241
I use coffee to cleanse my boi pucci

>>25086197
Yeah I was including low Vit D in malnourishment. Vast majority should be supplementing if they don't spend lots of time outside and eat specific foods, and all non-whites should supplement.
Your body is the most important investment of all, people need to stop treating them like shit or knowingly accept they will die earlier and from dumb avoidable things.

>>25086292
God please for once in my miserable life let this be true. I don't even care if it's a real moon, just give me a hill to stand on so I can die.

now that amazon has crabbed for 5 fucking months wouldnt it be a good time to buy some safe calls on it? it cant crab forever right?

>>25086318
small shit to a giant

>>25086256
we don't talk about the good picks, we circle jerk about the same dumb meme stocks endlessly.

Examples of actual good picks: EDIT CRSP PACB NTLA TWST TARS BBIO AMPE

>>25085832
Hello based BITF anon

How are your gains treating you.

>>25086292
>yall black niggas ready for clf to moon today? i can feel it
14.1 today, I feel it.

im long and im strong!

>>25086256
biz doesn't talk about a lot of good picks, when you find one, it's up to you to research and shill to convince others to buy your shitty p&d, or if you're so confident in your stock, as you should be, you'll accumulate until someone else pumps it for you

>>25084483
what the fuck happened to hexo

>>25086343
>>25086366


bless you for this comforting message. Hope you like 3D

>>25086382
Yes

50% PLTR leaps
50% ARKK leaps

Simple as

did people know about arkk before it mooned?

Any downsides on setting up a Jan 8 GME straddle ATM and selling on the 25th if it doesn't go anywhere

We have got to do something about the indians and other various shitskins in here shilling microcap pnd scams

Good morning. I love UTZ!

>everything is up in premarket

Things always go down on days like this.

>>25086398
ARKK LEAPs yes, PLTR LEAPs, unsure.

>>25086418
how about don't fall for their scams, no one should be betting on literal who microcaps anyway

also rolling

>>25086373
Pajeet shit do not touch

>>25086418
Rolling for HZON sir

AMPEbros...
>FOMO'd in late yesterday at $2.65
lmao

>OCGN
The fuck

>>25086418
Poos are landmines for retard lurkers and tourists that are too fucking lazy to do any of their own DD

>>25086240
Momentus is not affiliated with SpaceX, momentus is like the RLC of space in that it might be huge if NASA ever starts shipping shit into space to feed the moon city in 20 years but right now it's entirely hinged on what other companies (which aren't public) decide to do and virgin's failure to do fucking anything might hurt its longterm viability.

>>25086438
>tfw I'm call cash looking for my next play

>>25086471
>premarket +157%
wtf

can you imagine how many retards have lost money on robinhood just seeing the confetti and buying random calls and shit

Well this is it, the last day before a 4 day holiday. Who the hell knows what'll happen today... could be cheapies, could be green, could be a mixed bag. Maybe those fuckers will signal they're all for sending out $4000 bucks now that Trump's for it. Thank of what you could do with 4000 extra bucks in your pocket..

>>25086505
half day tomorrow

>>25086233
>had MVIS on my list of "stocks to look into" 10 days ago
>price triples since then

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>PLTR

>>25086522
how would you know it was going to go up?

>take profits on slow stock
>check back one month later
>600% increase

Why is it always like this?

>>25086499
>his broker doesn’t high five him for selling at a 99% loss

>>25086486
>mostly cash but afraid of losing the unrealized gains on stock I'm in right now
>but also afraid that if my stock keeps mooning as it has been I'll miss out on potential speculative gains as it gains more volume and momentum

>>25086446
>>25086452
>>25086479

I never buy their shitskin scams but its just flooding the board with shit convo

>>25084585
Based

>>25086552
lul someone posted their recap on reddit and it said "youve made some risky trades" and it just showed him losing thousands and thousands on calls

>>25084483
I dont always buy the dip but when I do, it keeps fucking dipping

>>25086427
>>25086438
The duality of a man.

>>25086241
You’re right, I should be like you and consume garbage like cattle and have no other interests in life in case strangers online might call me gay

DXY is waking up, fear is returning to the market.

open the fokin market

>>25086471
>>25086496
>jumps from $0.80 to $2.10
>but stock used to be above $600
I don't know what to make of this

>>25086357
I think you mean 14.01

>>25086020
don't be stupid
i'm european and 80% invested in ARK funds
if you don't know how to do it, you don't deserve it

do you need autism to get successful?

whenever i hear about warren buffet it sounds like he has autism. im not hating just i dont think i could ever live like that. when he was a kid he just sat around all day seeing what people bought and collected soda cans and shit and he says he reads books all day long about stocks and he just buys shit and waits around 20 years for it to make money while he reads more books

>>25086398
why does ark have such a shit price to earnings ratio?

>>25086666
>looking at stats instead of just buying shit thats already mooned other people shill on /smg/

ngmi

>>25086666
Cathy Wood started just chasing beta. There isn't much coherent with any ARK vehicle anymore that you couldn't also get from some other beta chasing ETF

>>25086666
Its an etf dumbfuck

HACKERS CHANGE SPY PRICE TO $1, ALGOS SELL EVERYTHING

>>25086496
>>25086633
>I don't know what to make of this
Just your typical health related stock failing to do anything, but this one was really popular here back in late 2019 so I wonder if anyone actually held.. I doubt it

>>25086542
I record all the 'tips' I see on /biz/ with an intention to investigate. I just didn't have time to look at MVIS, or forgot.

>how

Literally gambling. Stock has rising volume against a rising price? Probably a decent gamble, even if it's already 'mooned' it might moon harder if the green volume outpaces the red.

Tesla to drop 20% in the next 40 minutes.

>>25086633
That means it's shit. Stay away.

>>25086499
>>25086552
>>25086568
>confetti

What?

Kek, that german drug maker biontech is confident its drug works on the U.K mutant covid strain. Heh, remove all the chains holding RYCEY down with all haste. Soon one will fall into the shat heap once brexit becomes history on 1/01/2021. That leaves Covid as the only chain left.

>>25086732
i'd feel so bad for all my friends but i warned them.

>>25086471
Holy shit that anon yesterday was actually legit.
I never listen to the real ones especially on a fucking penny stock but god damn.

>>25086716
wheres a good place to see volume? like a graph that shows the volume and price on the same thing?

>>25086732
Stop buying stocks with your bad luck, cunt.

>>25086663
Autism isn't a superpower

>>25086663
one of the key features of autism is obsessing over a specific topic or subject, you don't need autism to be successful, but you do need the drive, passion, and discipline to stick to one thing so hard, that you inevitably find a way to make it a living by being so good at it.

So I convinced my fiancee to open a Webull account with her stimulus money (I'm going to contribute too). It's going to be a safe account protected from my irrational trading. What should I put in? So far I know I'm going to buy:

>ARKK(s), MOON, and VTI

What else am I missing?

>cldr up 4% pm already

>he doesn't own BBIO

>>25086786
A safe account should ONLY be something like VTI. Actively managed ETFs are how boomers lost money to jews for decades. Instead make just make a small part of the portfolio a pet ticker pick that hopefully isn't just fucking AAPL since she's a woman.

>>25086786
are you gonna get vale calls too? clf tranny put a bunch of money in vale calls and leaps the other day

>>25086786
BITF or BFARF

>>25086764
Don't most ebrokers have a chart indicating the volume on each candle?

>>25086663
you also need to be rich and the son of a senator

I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! HUYA GOOD VERY GOOD HUYA YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>25084483
Pre market is scaring me, why is everything going up rn?

>OPTI pumping to 5.5 cents

WHAT THE FUCK

I LOOKED AWAY AND MISSED OUT

ban porn on 4chan ads WHEN

How high can RIOT and MARA go? I’m about to kms

>>25086690
not interested in buying someone elses bags

YOU GENTLEMEN ARE NOW AWARE
BOY SMINEM HAS A YOUTUBE AND IS ACTIVELY UPLOADING VIDEOS OF HIM FIGHTING BOG
https://youtu.be/0R9n76NnhPw [Open] [Open]
PLEASE SHARE AND LET'S GET THIS KID SOME FUCKING COINS

>>25086883
bull week

>old buy order went through
>already spent the cash I was going to use it for
>now I have to get a loan to fill the order
there goes my xmass money

>>25086834
Nah she's not retarded we both hate AAPL. She's the one who convinced me to sell post split and I immediately made my losses back and then some from TSLA.
>>25086837
I'll get VALE LEAPs in my account. I don't want to really do LEAPs in hers in case we forget about them and they expire or some shit lol.
>>25086843
Fuck I forgot about crypto stuff thanks

>Nikola and Republic Services terminate partnership on garbage trucks

lol

>>25086892
How does $30 and $27 sound?

https://www.cellectar.com/news-media/press-releases/detail/253/cellectar-biosciences-announces-pricing-of-24-5-million
>gross proceeds of approximately $24.5 million at a public offering price of $1.35 per share of common stock
>last close at 2.70

>>25086883
Bulltrap before the rugpull in February

>>25086887
adblocker

>>25086902
All I want for Christmas is cheapies

>>25086897
we need subtitles, all I understand is "dawaj" and "bogdanow"

Wait none of you actually have 4 digit portfolios right?

>>25086933
But that still means we have a month of gains before the crash.

>>25086953
2000 dollars in fidelity

>>25086956
Yep

>>25086953
It's 5 digits in złotych

LETS FUCKING GO ALREADY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>25086933
so go cash mid january? thanks.

>>25086933
Why February specifically? I’m a retard for clarification if anyone is wondering

>>25086953
5 digit mate

>>25086953
I’ve got 3 digits :^)

>>25084564
UUUU 4$C for sometime after july

>>25086775
I was lucky to find a mentor in college in a 60 year old ex pro pool player in the 80s taken out of the sport after getting struck by a car. He used what was left of his winnings after hospital bills and started a limo service.
Never retired till he died although he only worked maybe an hour to four a day.
I dont know why I bring that up. Youre comment made me think of him. I miss him.

>>25086945
BOBO GIVE ME CHEAPIES!!!!!

>>25086953
Is there any point to trading with less than a thousand?

>>25086953
i have one tesla share and nothing else

>>25087023
Training

>>25086991
Yes. Or at least be ready to sell.

>>25087023
eh if youre 16 and trying to get started and get some money before 30 or just really poor and at least trying its something.

you really should just be putting in safer shit and spending most of your time working and adding to it though

>>25087023
otc/penny stocks or better yet go into crypto but try to dodge the taxman

To have a wad of money you just need 3 things: Time, dedication, and patience if your wanting a sure fire way of "winning" without waking up to see "omg I've lost everything"
Dump $100 into a total market fund at age 18, keep doing that monthly till you retire. Take advantage of any employer retirement plans as well. Any extra green you rack up beyond what you dump into your savings or have fun with, dump that into your total market fund as well. Pretty good bet you won't have to worry about shit once you walk out for the last time.

>>25087023
I’ve made $10 tho...

>be warren buffet
>sell the bottom on DAL
>buy the top on GOLD
he's really done isn't he

>A bill that would have tried to tax wealthy Californians for up to 10 years after they move out of state died in the last session after severe backlash.

lol

>>25087060
>buy IBM
>miss MSFT, GOOG, AMZN, almost all of tech

>november everything will crash, this is the final bullrun
>december everything will crash, this is the final bullrun
>february everything will crash, this is the final bullrun

>>25087023
Yeah if you can get a broker with low fees (0-1 €/$ per trade)
or you're really good, or both

>>25087064
lol.

Y’all better pump DKNG gotta hit my call expiring tmrw

>>25086992
Raising unemployment in January and death numbers will skyrocket globally due to the super contagious strain making hospitals collapse, and a second global lockdown will start.

i really wish i could get my friend into stocks i would even give him good picks and ive tried to show him ways he can make money online

hes really depressed and doesnt wanna do anything but lay around

>>25087023
My nephew is in highschool and he has a small robinhood account. He's not getting rich or anything, but he's a smart kid. Just buying shares of stuff he likes or finds interesting and makes a little here and there. I think the real value is learning a casual investing style that works for him.

>>25086663
Lmao buffet is a cutthroat loan shark. He waits until there’s a crash while amassing cash. Then he loans out his cash during a recession for cheap options and a board position. Then when the company turns around, he cashed out. Zoomers and their fantasyland fairy tales. You probably think bill gates is a genius that created msft huh?

>>25086953
4 digits :(

Sell before EOY and get back in early January or hold through?

>>25086663
It's a double-edged sword. If you're truly autistic then you have a hard time fitting in socially with co-workers, communicating ideas, marketing yourself, persuading management, and climbing the corporate ladder into positions of power. This is why a lot of autists who are truly good at what they do and can deliver results end up working for themselves so they don't have to answer to anyone else.

t. autist

>>25087060
yeah but look at his stock in 1999 dude he survived the dotcom bubble when no one else did. when it looks like warren buffet is losing his touch it means were in a bubble

>>25087096
>retard


https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0924857920304258

>>25087023
I had a 1000 bucks yolo calls on varta. Sold with 20% gains after 3 days bought ocgn today and am up to 1800. Yeah, it's possible

Peak fintech group is a 5x

>>25087086
>He thinks bullruns last forever
Nope. Check Benner cycles compared to the stock market and realise that everything is planned.
We will crash for 2 years, this years market is a bulltrap to bring everyone into the stock market and make everyone lose their shirts so people aren't able to buy the crash

I hate normies

>>25086418
I bought CHWY is that gud?

>>25087116
depends on the vaccine

>>25087096
How do you know this new strain is more deadly? It could just be more contagious but less deadly. Viruses tend to mutate that way to prolong its own existence.

>>25087023
I used to trade with less than four digits in my account. And then I bought BITF yesterday.

I now have five digits in my account thanks to BITF

Buy BITF

>>25087117
oh so i'm autistic thanks

>>25086933
Which will actually be the biggest bear trap of all time before spy rockets to 750 spy 2021. This is end game scam system , pump money and dump on normals. Look at all the east to use apps and trading platforms coming out.

>>25087133
Good luck giving treatment to milions of people at the same time, retard. The point of this coronavirus "new strain" is to collapse hospitals, and a lethal one will be released in a couple of months

>>25087105
thats the myth. really he barely does anything during down turns and his stock picks have been mediocre at best for 20 years.

>>25087145
That already happened when people were let go of their jobs early in the year and everyone missed the bottom.

>>25087023
Being poor and building up more to invest. I started out with a couple hundred buck and grew it into a few thousand.

>>25087126
he was 20 years younger and not sliding into senility at that time

>>25087173
Really wishing I bought more BFARF before closing yesterday

>>25087154
I dont know how it can be construed as positive all the normies I know have said they refuse to take it

>>25087172
Its not about being more deadly, it's the fact that hospitals will be over capacity and then deaths will skyrocket.
The deadly variation will be made public in February

>>25087194
people say the same thing about him during every bubble

>>25087052
Market fund = etf?

>>25084483
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>>25084483

To be fair to buffet; the dude's old as hell and richer in hell to boot. I think it's fair to say at this point he just don't give a shit about much at this stage in life. Why should he? At most he lives 10 more years. He's got the green to tide him over way past that 10 year mark. Just like McConnell, he's richer in hell, got a fat govt pension coming to him for the rest of his life, yet the asshole won't give it up and just enjoy it during the remaining years he's got left. Hell I would. No way in hell I'd sit at a job any longer than I had to.

>>25087205
I didn’t realize the head of the Illuminati was on biz...forgive me good sir

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>>25087232
haha oooh he did the thing

>>25087187
Tell me how march flash crash was the end of a macrocycle? Bull markets END ABRUPTLY. That was not and end, that was just temporarily panic. The economic collapse will start in 2021's second or third quarter

>>25087209
Buffet it 90 years old it's time to stop sucking his dick.

>>25087205
they never even made covid19 public never scene evidence of it isolated thats why the testing is full of false positives

>>25087205
No they won’t

Last lockdown and elective surgery stop I had a 2 month vacation.

We’re not even stopping surgery now.
T. MED fag in the USA

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>>25087239
i think hes still in that boomer mindset of i need my stocks to keep going for 50 years. i dont really want to buy berkshire though because yeah

>>25087232
>>25087248
GUYS SERIOUSLY ITS NOT FUNNY!

i could beat any of you in a fight

>>25087297
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>>25081414
>>25081414
NEW THREAD
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MIGRATE
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>>25087277
>>25087277
>NEW THREAD
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>>25087273
Good luck Americans. This decade will be specially hard for you

Idiots

>>25087308
Stupid asshole my id is green and yours is the opposite.

>>25087126
what bubble? google at 33x earnings? FB at 31? apple? which is 40% of his stock portfolio?

those are 3 of the 5 largest companies in the sp500. buffet was shit picking stocks the last 10 years and really 20.

>>25087305
>>25087308
announce your baking next time

>>25084640
It won't. It historically sells off Tuesday-Friday, and pumps Mondays and Pre-Market Tuesday and that's it. You should have sold at market open on Tues

>>25086786
CLF

>>25085684
Most faggoty thing ive read this week. Thanks homo

>>25085125
it just downed on me that the aforementioned melanin-rich gent might have disregarded the dot in the first amount, therefore comparing (in his mind) 600$ to 200000$

/biz/ bros, did any of you get an email like this?

>Gores IV Holdings Inc. is offering you the right to redeem your shares for
cash. The approximate price per share is $10.01, as disclosed in the proxy
statement.
If you wish to exercise your redemption rights you must submit a tender
instruction through your financial services firm

>>25084588
100% gains make me more likely to hold because every time the stock goes up 1% my original investment goes up 2%. Sorry for your low iq.

FOR FUCK SAKE SRAC JUST FUCKIGN DIP ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

clf pleb this might be the chance to sell

CLF to 14

>was afraid I couldn't buy back MARA
>MASSIVE dump way under my buying point
>bought too high, now losing money
ffffsffsfsffsf