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Just buy a french press.

>>25079509

The secret is that you don't need to buy some 800 dollar machine like a hipster fag. Literally a 2 dollar coffee dripper is fine.

add a heaped teaspoon of cocoa
and thickened cream for extra goodness

Depends on what kind of coffee you like anon

Black or White

Weak or Strong

Bitter or Sweet

tits on the girl making it

Why are you stealing my meme?

>>25079565
strong, no creme/sugar, iced/cold

YOU NEED TO LET YOUR GROUNDS BLOOM MOTHERCUKERS! THAT'S ALL
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>>25079553
This. You don't need anything except good beans. Green beans are especially great if you want to try roasting yourself and then you can get your the desired perfect level of roast which is secondary to sourcing good green beans.

Everything else doesn't matter so long as the ratio of ground coffee-to-water is correct. Which is between 1:14 to 1:16 depending on how strong you favor your coffee. Or caffeine, rather.

>>25079543
wouldnt I need a bean grinder too?

>>25079592
Just a grinder some beans and a french press

make the coffee, freeze it in icecube trays

2-3 cubes to a cup of cold milk

yummm

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>>25079664
Do you not have a grinder already? Spinning blade from a blender or mortar and pestle. Anything works fine really.

>>25079664
Grinder can’t be more than 10 dolla

>>25079664
I just but it already chopped up.

>>25079509
I always add some pre-cum to my customers coffee, or a itty-bitty drip of saliva and/or piss. That makes my coffee taste reeeaaaaaal great for my precious customers.

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>>25079543
ok thanks guys I will give all this a try

>>25079581
I didnt I re-claimed it

French press, kenya AA, coarse grind in a simple braun grinder, let the water come down from a boil and then apply to the coffee. stir three times and put the plunger in on top. Let sit for one minute. Pour a cup and decant the rest or it will get bitter in the press. A tiny pinch of salt will kill any acid taste your beans may have had. Enjoy. Buy some Cheap grt and sell it tomorrow afternoon. Buy LTC and hold. Get some linkies and XLM. Good luck.

Im jewish in many areas but my coffee is not one of them. Good coffee is one of my favorite things.
The primary trick is buying whole bean coffee and grinding it right before the brew.
Cheap route is french press and cheap coffee grinder. Spinny blade grinder isn't ideal but is economical and works. French press should be glass and stainless, no large plastic parts. Whole setup = ~ 30-40$.
Mid grade is burr grinder and french press. The grind of your beans really does make a difference and burr is the best method. ~ 50-60$ us
High end is ceramic burr grinder and espresso machine for americanos. Buy a cheap-ish espresso machine (80-120$) and spend the money on the grinder (100-200$). Learn how to make a good americano.

In all three grind the beans just before you make the coffee. Don't fall for high dollar bean Jews. As a rule of thumb starbucks is expensive to me. I use "premium" store brand beans and typically pay 12$ or less per pound. Lavazza is italian and can be bought on Amazon. Seattle's best #2 is another favorite of mine.
Decent whole beans and good grinder. Everything else matters less.

>>25080020
What's the difference between a cheap espresso machine and an expensive one. I see ones selling for $1,000+

>>25080020
this is what I do too but the pinch of salt is a top tip

>>25079509
Freshness of the ingredients from the beans to the milk

Moccamaster for large pots, pourover for singles. Grind your own beans. Sinple

LET THE FUCKING GROUND BLOOM
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
YOU MAKE ME SICK

>boil water
>pour enough to wet the grounds
>wait about a minute
>dump that liquid
>continue pour over as usual
This is all you have to do for perfect coffee.

>>25079509
Make cold brew at home. Cheapest and best tasting way to make coffee for the week

>>25080311
Convenience. That's really all any coffee specific apartus is. Back in the day, cowboys used to roast their beans, and extract the coffee solids from the beans to create coffee, all within a pot over an open flame. Now I don't suggest you go that rugged as that takes far too much time and is too big a trade off when you consider the simple convenience of a $10 grinder and $10 manual coffee maker such as a French press. But please do spend more money on high quality beans. Start with pre-roasted beans so you can get a taste of how much or little you like them roasted. Never buy pre-ground coffee. Grind it yourself. Again, doesn't need to be an expensive grinder but the beans lose most of their flavor within the day they are ground.

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guys how do I make coffee taste good without creamer or sugar? Is coffee always just naturally really bitter? Or am I doing it wrong and the extreme bitter taste is just a result of that?

>>25079509
I bought an espresso machine with grinder built in, was like $1500-2000 or so but well worth it. Was annoying at first since I couldn't froth milk right so it was lumpy as fuck but after a while you begin to perfect it.
Fuck going to a cafe to buy a $5 coffee like every cunt around me does daily. I make it at home and its just as good.

>>25079509
dude just drink instant coffee
doormans is actually the best coffee i've ever had in my life

>>25081368
https://www.amazon.com/Unknown-Dormans-Instant-Kenyan-Coffee/dp/B011RGA9OW

>>25081368
https://www.dormanscoffee.com/our-products/dormans-instant-coffee

>>25080977
You probably use old coffee

Get a pour over like a chemex or v60 style thing, doesn't have ti be a brand one.
Get a grinder electric or manual dont matter too much.
Check youtube for james Hoffmann pour over technique.
You may say he's a ponce but it tastes good.