/biz/ - Business & Finance

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

Is it possible to have depressions anymore with modern monetary policy?

>>25074943
Now THIS is the reason I come to these threads; for quality content

How will MARA do tomorrow? Another 20+% run?

>>25074937
Tardbro Browser here,
how do I (You) someone in the last thread and post it here with the arrow thingy?

Hows everyone doing this evening?

>>25074937
Do i buy

>GHIV
>HGEN
>BFT

Tomorrow?

Brainlet here wondering if stimulus checks fuck up the economy further

What will be next station for UUUU train, sirs please?

>>25074943

OPTI $1 EOY

Anyone going to take up Mr. Chalmers' offer to give him a call? Maybe wish him a Merry Christmas?

>>25074937

All these gains but still no gf

GME short squeeze incoming

>>25074963
We had low as fuck interest rates in the run up to 2007/2008

>>25074963
I feel like if anything it will just be a massive implosion

>>25074981
They just appointed a new director today in a SEC filing. We’ll see how the market reacts.

The train has slowed down for $ACUIF

Have 2,000 shares at $5.02. Yahoo! boards have a lot of info

Hey /smg/ frens. Am I going to make it?

YOU GENTLEMEN ARE NOW AWARE
BOY SMINEM HAS A YOUTUBE AND IS ACTIVELY UPLOADING VIDEOS OF HIM FIGHTING BOG
https://youtu.be/0R9n76NnhPw
PLEASE SHARE AND LET'S GET THIS KID SOME FUCKING COINS

Why is MELI never mentioned in this thread

post you are gme folios

we are all in

Give me ONE reason to not go all in on AQB

Bought TSLA for $665 on Monday.

I'm never seeing that stock price again am I?

>>25074993
$4.20, unironically.

Bros, when are we going to get pod REITs?

>>25075002
Don't forget to buy an iWand with your gains to put on display fren.

QS went up 107% in a week and no one is talking about it

>>25075042

>>25075030
Ok based. He looking any good?

>>25075042
i only have 10x April 15c. I think they're worth $7K now

JVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rLz5AZBIA

>>25074937
>Stock market Words
jesus this board is cringe

>>25075059
why even live on Earth if you're going to live like an early Martian colonist anyways

apparently there are people in /smg/ tapped out of the news and are unaware of trump threatening to veto the stimulus
video:
skip to 3:33 if you don't have time to watch the whole thing
there is also now a chance of a pocket veto occurring as the bill has to be on his desk by tomorrow or else the 10 day period before the end of the session would allow for pocket veto
and even if they did get it on his desk tomorrow, and then he vetoed, the congressional veto override may be difficult to achieve when it will be seen as unpopular with constituents to not push for a bill with $2,000 checks
tldr; a lot of unexpected uncertainty over the fate of the stimulus

>>25075058
>>25075002
>OPTI +.01$ everyday until Dec. 31st. Then Moon Mission begins

>>25074985
Ghiv and BFT are my sleepers, got in around 11.

To that anon from last thread, Im like 80% sure im working for a MLM gig, but they have a contract from amazon, so basically im an amazon salesman. Everyone trusts amazon right? Few friends already work there so thats why i felt okay choosing this specific MLM job. Its mostly commission so Im not planning to do it for too long. plus its 8-5 M-F , ultimate wageslave hours, but like i said theres a lot of bullshit in the actual work and times related...IDK ill keep you posted on the outcome. Fuck me i literally went to school so i would not have to do this. IDC im blinded by money at the moment.

>>25075058
Mine's on the way

I got some NGA shares.They have a meeting coming up in a few days.

>>25074937
SPYCEY RYCEY bros, how low is this going? Could we possibly see sub $1 RYCEY?

>>25075059
I've stayed in hostels.. There's a reason they're $10 a night. No way any reasonable person would pay $1,000 TO LIVE in a pod

>>25074993
$15, baby

>>25075086
It's meant to be educational, you tourist.

>>25075100
forgot link: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1341537886315950080

>>25075100
>We are getting 2k checks
>Absolutely bullish

Hi, I don't know when to take profit on this piece of shit, because I am retarded. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

>>25075073
break em up and put em under april 30 and have 3x as many

dont take my advice but thats what i did in order to cut my losses i had to increase the risk

>Company goes """public""" by reverse merger with a SPAC
>Shareholders own 4% of the company after merger

>>25075092
>>25075122
>he doesn't know about Californians
Anons....

>>25075086
Not our fault, you're the only one who's ever read the OP

Can't tell if people who think the (potential) stimulus delay will cause a crash are being serious or not.

>>25075083
Why. I owned this in 2011

>>25074986
210 million people gets a check of $2k = More consuming = Good
Debt is unironically just a meme. A majority of US debt is owned by the US government and they don't have to pay it back until it "dies", which it can't. That's for example why world renowned economists solution to the debt "crisis" is more debt, the system was built on it. Just sustain the growth and everything is fine

Are we going down tomorrow again vale bros?

>>25075072
I just decided to look and see if there was any filings 5 mins ago and there’s a new 8-K where this is discussed. Doubt it means anything since there’s only 3 fucking employees. Only notable thing really is the annual share holder meeting is Jan 15, 2021

>>25075135
impossible - 0.01% chance of $2k checks occurring due to republican senate
65% chance the bill now fails
34.99% chance trump signs the bill last minute all just for political theatre
100% chance the markets dip on the uncertainty

>>25075183
Huehuehuehue
>yes

>>25075069
Didn’t you say you sold some today? Can I no longer call you 250x GME anon?

>600 bucks
well I guess the stolen election was worth it

>>25075039
Not American I guess

Let me get more calls if we're making this a meme stock,.

>>25075121
All bad news has been officially priced in. Now, we crab for a while.

Finally sold my LGVW position for a profit after buying the last ATH

Feels good to get out positive
Anyone holding GTE? Am I a retard for holding out for 3.00+ in the next few years? I’ve got about 120,000 shares rn

>>25075163
i think it will cause sell-offs, but not a crash
i don't think that tomorrow we're seeing green - very, very, very low probability that tomorrow is a green day

>>25075105
I like the sound of this. Flip and load up along the way

So unfortunate to have Trump's stimulus veto threat dumping your calls, friend.

>>25075049
me too anon, me t-too
The funds and boomer ETFs now HAVE to buy TSLA right? it has to go up right?

RYCEY - There's only two things holding this down; COVID and Brexit. Both will/are being dealt with as we speak. Hell brexit will be in the history books starting 1/01/2021. So bag a shat pot of shares and wait. Or you could do the other thing; bag some shat bio stock in penny land and deal with the stress of r/s,offerings,drug trial setbacks,and getting thru the FDA hoop fest. Yeah... sounds fun don't it?.. One is just waiting with your feet propped up, the other has a high risk of sending you to the pearly gates prematurely. Choose wisely.

>>25075196
>thinking Senate will shutdown the government over the orange mans bluff
The senate will have to play ball because if they don't then the democrats can blame them for the shutdown and bad economy.
>we are 99.99% getting 2k checks.
I'm going to vegas with mine.

>>25075039
nobody cares about stocks that expensive, ppl here are trying to make it

Why are the chinks pumping the futures? Do they know something we dont?

>>25075163
Doubt it’ll mean anything, but then again I’m hedged with UXVY calls so I’m already ready regardless

>>25075278
>>25075049
Its still hypetrain. Apple car will get rekt again - TSLA subscription service, some new battery news and it'll resume.

>>25075254
If you are patient, then yes. Basically they got fucked by their majority share holder selling to cover their tesla short, on top of all the covid shutdown + oil industry taking a massive dump. These kind of plays aren't easy to hold, but if you have a conviction, stick to it. Otherwise everyone would be doing it + getting rich.

>>25075295
They know Muricans bout to get 2k in 2 weeks.

>>25075289
Look at the marketcap and compare it with amazon and baba
It’s cheap
>>25075245
Based

>>25075254
also what did you buy at?

>>25075338
>Look at the marketcap and compare it with amazon and baba

maybe we should start comparing $GME to amazon in market cap

thanks for the input

>>25075137
At this point hold forever. You didnt sell at the high.

>>25075178
Ah. This world was strange. Was just wondering if these stim checks going out would result in higher tax rates or the dollar being worth less or something I dunno

>>25075352
t. brainlet

>>25075035
youre doing good son, I noticed you switched up your picks a lot.

>>25075352
you should do an analysis of GME on your YouTube channel

>>25075225
I am now 200 GME anon (for now)

So when we get our 2k, all in SPY calls?

>>25075225
You can refer to me as 350x GME anon

>>25075137
wtf

>>25075401
no we just load up on bitcoin before Elon Musk converts TSLA's balance sheet to bitcoins.

>>25075380
Always staying in the cannabis market. Although I will ride a meme stock every now and then.
>PLNHF
>CURLF
>SSPK
>TLRY

>>25075287
I'm 1.8k in at average price of $1.89, down $350 but don't give a shit because I'm looking to buy more.

I did notice that after news of the new strain of Corona, the price dipped to sub 1.50 for only a second, before it was propped back up.

>>25075252

I'm thinking for now 1.50-1.60 is the crab range for this stock. I think I'll be buying in over the course of the next couple of months for as long as it stays below my buy-in price.

>>25075255
Yeah sounds about right to me.
I'm looking into picking up a bunch of SPACs but they've been riding up like crazy lately. Hopefully a small correction + sell-offs will actually let me get in.

>>25075344
I didn’t even notice the stock until recently and got in at .35, I’m going to slowly accumulate towards 200,000 shares as it continues to dip

I can shrug off losing money on dips easy, I’ve already lost tens of thousands and recovered on other plays, I think the real struggle will be to not cash out if it breaks a dollar/ 1.50 ish,I’m hoping for 3+ before I sell in a best case scenario

BTW today was the last day MARA will be a buy until the forseeable future.

FYI CLF tranny dumped on you retards, one of the screenshots he posted this morning had only 1.4k contracts for CLF so he sold over 3k contracts. Have fun holding his bags retards.

Riding $DASH puts all the way down baby

>>25075467
Until December 2021 when BTC shits the bed like every cycle.

Lol I love it. Govt grinds to a halt on 12/31 if no budget is passed/made law. Dems have the votes to crank out the 2000 check bill. Poor McConnell will have no option but to pass the bill. Or get a black eye for letting the govt shutdown.

>>25075440
You do realize how much money youre missing by ignoring all thee meme picks here? Its kind of like searching for opal. You dont know if you got a good one until you get it out of the rough. Buy low sell high. You could literally turn that 5k into 10k EOY buying BITF.

>>25075490
Nah, Btc will start tanking next month

Personal ATH. Feels good man.

GHIV Chad's rise up. 4k shares, price target of 15 minimum

>>25075470
So the high motherfucker made it huh? Well I hope he invests that money wisely. HE should just buy a house somewhere in the mountains and live off of amazon shipments and private escorts.

>>25074984
Meant to quote you, fren >>25075512

>>25075506
>2K CHECKS
>IM GOING TO DIDNEY WOLD

>>25075470
even if that were true CLF is still going higher and there's literally NOTHING you can do about it

>>25075470
good for him, now he can literally never lose with his cost basis and gains secured

>>25075278
That logic is what convinced me.

Tell me why I shouldn't buy straddles on GME tomorrow

Long stocks. Long 30 yr bonds. Leveraged fully. Inflation projection: low

Look at these GME options. Those strikes and dates are awfully familiar. Melvin Capital (shorters on GME) tends to like to use 17P and Jan 15 for some reason. They could potentially just be hedges for an existing large position that has been accumulated, but the expiration dates are too short to suggest that.

They could also be bullish plays and a vehicle to acquire more shares with deep in the money puts. It's hard to sell at this point but I think the price point those puts were transacted at and timing does suggest they are more of a bearish play.

Might be prudent to prepare for a red day tomorrow considering macro conditions can entire Melvin to come full force if those are bearish puts, and I intend to close out on my aggressively bullish plays if things looks weak. I wouldn't be surprised of a 200k short right on the bell.

>>25075470

Idiot lol

>>25075525

I am still long on CLF. Only thing I did was move medium terms to leaps. Holding 1400 2023 leaps now

>>25075553

This

Think im gonna get a Zenbook.. looking at this OLED one (next post)

>>25075358
The dollar is screwed either way if nothing major happens, that's why you shouldn't sit on a major pile of cash anon

>>25075510
This post reeks of curcumin.

>>25075525
Yup, then literally right after, he posted a screenshot with 5k contracts because he probably realized he fucked up. I went back through the previous threads to link it, but someone didn’t link one of the previous threads and I gave up. Not bothering digging through the archives.

>>25075521
400 shares standing by

>>25075037
It's fun and games until They show up at his door.

>>25075567
IV is sky right right now so it’ll cost a shitload

>>25075590

On the verge of buying one of these.. saw the display in store the OLED is gorgeous

>>25075594
BFARF come on now, You guys bought it today right ?

>>25075590
My bad 1.3k instead of 1.4k

>>25074997
now it's your turn to mix it up

>>25075637

Here's everything I'm holding now

>>25074937
I want to be abused by UTZ girl like the little bitch bear I am. stocks going down for shcristams, red doldoes in all ur stockings : )

>>25075163
Foreign aid $$$ don't help the market. Pushing to strip them out so Trumpbux 2 are larger is bullish.

>>25074937
Quality bobo

>>25074984
Feeling good about tomorrow. Trying to plot course for retirement soon and how to deal with the incoming grizzly bear phase

>>25075590
I've been calling you paper gains cuck for a while, happy to hear you took your gains. Cheers

>>25075659

I sold all my $25s for February and March and shit

If CLF goes to $20 I would be up but too much risk on a pullback with the time window

Same issue with the 325 $25 2023s I had, would rather hold 100 $15s 2023s.. more returns on the rise for 15s then 25s

>>25074937
me

>>25075254
why would you sell LGVW? Merger soon

>>25075625
just buy a Thinkpad.

>>25075583
it wouldn't matter now that there's a billionaire whale buying up GME shares until he hits 19.99% (I assume there's more restrictions past 20%?)
$16 or $19, there's no difference to him

>>25075697

Lol I owe taxes for like 70k gains on those $20s I bought for .15.. sold the last ones for 1.65

>>25075667
We shouldn't be giving any foreign aid ever, but this year, of all the fucking years, there should be absolutely $0 worth of shithole gibs and guns for Israel to shoot at Palestinian and Lebanese people

I bought SPY call options before close today and now my calls are fucked because of that fat retard opening his fat fuckin mouth. I used to like him but he keeps fucking me over like this. Oh FYI I know 2k stimulus is better for the stock market but the reality is if Trump vetos this current bill then who knows when all the peons are going to get the 2k stimulus which means more delays, which means no money for airlines and other corps. Get it? He should have just promised them a standalone bill after this one was signed, what a fucking idiot bitch.

>>25075719
>$16 or $19, there's no difference to him

How did they do it

>>25075164
It's coffee that's why and it ain't 2011.

>>25075713

Man ThinkPad doesn't have shit on this screen im telling you I'm on the verge of getting one

Fuck man this laptop is gorgeous

>>25075625
>intel
>$1449.99
lol don't

even if you don't like AMD, even AAPL is shaping up to be amazing with Apple Silicon in their own niche way (power-efficiency of ARM is perfect for laptops/tablets)

Bros

Im making 24% returns a month selling covered calls on Sundial for .05...i own 13000 shares and getting a good $1100 just holding with strikes at $1

Was it always this easy? Am i gonna make it?

>>25075659
At least you finally took profit. Go buy yourself something nice and join us on the next meme.

>>25075591
At least I started investing this year

I AM gonna make it, right?

>>25075752
if you're buying a penny stock at 0.16 or 0.19 does it matter to you
the only thing holding him back were SEC restrictions

>>25075059
Ha
Hahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>25075790
>if you're buying a penny stock at 0.16 or 0.19 does it matter to you

i have 1k i want to dump into something i hate sitting on money and not seeing line move

>>25075772
This is ugly as fuck, I bet I have the best sub 1k starting folio, so many tards browsing makes me beileve we are at the top. But for SMG tunnel vission every single day is the top for the past 6 months. .
ps Besides cannabro, cause apparently he started at 500.

>>25075767
holy fuck are retards still trying to pump it? gj bro

>>25075799
clearly you're too stupid to understand what a hostile takeover is

>>25074983
just paste their post number with >> and you'll be fine.

>>25075196
senate will definitely cave. We're getting those checks

>>25075808

Idk but there is an endless demand for calls in this. Ive made 2k since thanksgiving just selling calls alone

Risky or smart I dunno but I dumped almost all my cash into the market, especially during the march event. I've only got $2,600 left in cash.

>>25075807
well I keep buying high which seems to be my worst problem, at least I don't sell low.

>>25074943
This meme has really come into its own.

>>25075278
>>25075566
That already happened. What do you think the pump to 700 last week was? It was ETFs and funds buying up Tesla. You were supposed to sell on Friday. There's no more catalyst for upward movement now.

>See my LGVW position up bigly after months of bagholding

Wtf did the merger happen already or something?

>>25075827
>He actually did the sneedful
Nice bro, rake in that premium and if they ever hit, you’ve probably doubled money just from the shares being exercised. Obviously more than that including the premium.

You ever wonder why 80 year old senators furrow their brows about national debt and long-term sustainability? Like bro you'll be dead soon just print a quadrillion dollars.

>>25075870
Some anon suspected earlier that ARK added more shares resulting in a pump. I am baffled myself, I love to see the line go up but I have to know why it’s doing it

So what do you think VALE is gonna do tomorrow. Slow bleed or crab up?

>>25075897
they have family unlike you anon

buy THBR and GIK

>>25075163
A bunch of retarded retail investors like pic related will sell everything. I imagine tomorrow overall will be exactly like today

Cup forming for a cup and handle on MARA on the weekly chart.

>>25075877

Yeah i only have 5k worth of stock. Literally an ATM RN. sheesh..feel guilty almost

>>25075897
At this point we're never paying that debt back and will eventually collapse as a country. It's inevitable, might as well hook us up before the shit house collapses.

>>25075899
I'll be asking myself this question every day until the end of March. probably crab up, because I want it to do so so mt call can be more green again like it was yesterday : D

>>25075910
>Boomers caring about anyone but themselves

>>25075765
what this Anon says. 1.5k for that obsolete laptop is a rip off. buy a shitbox laptop for 300 bucks if u really need one

>>25075928
>a bunch of retail investors will buy high a sell low, because of Jewish fud.
A tale as old as time

>>25075928

If faggots put the 900 billion towards direct payments it wouldnt be a problem would it?

Fucking mcConnel. Fuckingnidiot pretending like he cares about the deficit all of a sudden. Moron

>Hold FB
Thanks Mr. Zuckerjew

>>25075952
T. Millennial projection.

>>25075737
Excuse me, this is /biz/. We have zero tolerance for anti-semitism.

>>25075942
I have leaps expiring in March, so I have plenty of time to do with out this nonsense huehue death.

If anyone here still holds Apple, FB, or MS you are fucken retarded.

>>25075969
Mcconnell only cares about one thing, getting as much american taxpayer money to Israel as possible. Just like every other republican. At least obama hated Jews.

>>25075934
>9 days for .50 to expire
>making guaranteed 12% in less than 2 weeks
>no chance in hell a merger happens before January

What the fuck?

>>25075870
>>25075898
ARKG bought shares, but they've been here and there for a while now so I'm not sure why its only shot up recently.

>>25075826
This guy politics. Pelosi doesn't want a dead Biden economy and McConnell can't have his shit pushed in on January 5th.

Trump veto's a solid move.

v-velodybebros!!

>>25075990
Why

>>25075765
Holy fuck. Paying $1500 for a computer in this day and age.. When you can go to e-bay and get one pretty cheap. Hell my desktop system is 10 years old and it runs smooth as a babies ass still. (I don't play new games)

>>25075932
I thought cup and handles only worked on minute charts

>>25075981
You're right I'm sorry, I love greedy big nose kikes, and all their shitty schemey actions to fuck everyone over are all well thought out and inventive, there's a reason why so much of the government and media is run by (((them))) despite making up 2% of the overall population, I love greasy shifty kikes!

>>25075826
Hope so, this is definitely all Mitch's fault. Trump has been talking about the 2k for weeks, the democrats wanted it, Mitch wanted his huge ass pork barrel and now he's getting what he deserves. I'm no trump fan but it pisses me off CNN and shit are blaming this on trump and his 'craziness' and not Mitch.

Best Alt coins and stocks to invest in for 2021. Best ios and android apps to use?

>>25075767
uh you're suppose to sell covered calls on tickers that will actually go up long-term

what's the point of +24% when you lose half the value on your position

>>25076050
Only works on the secondly charts actually

Who is in ALPP? Growing like fuck got in at like 1.20 but worry about how quickly it’s growing and whether to just punt it now and take a mild profit cos I’ve not got that much in

>>25074937

Wait, why is bear getting kicked? Aren't futures super red, with stimulus guaranteed fucked?

>>25076039
He would be seen as a good guy if he demanded an amendment that would divert ever last cent of foreign aid back to the the voters.

"There's 600 million of checks & 500 million of foreign aid!!" "I'm about to go postal on the senate!"

>>25076118
>Aren't futures super red, with stimulus guaranteed fucked?
Futures bounced from earlier. They're sitting on the red side of flat. There is no panic selling.

Just got baked and jerked off four 5 hours straight holy fuck i havent eaten since i got off work

>>25076118
>super red
S&P's only down 0.1%

>stimulus guaranteed fucked?
Nah, see >>25075667

>>25076045
My PC is 2 1/2 years old and runs like dogshit on 20+ year old games

>>25076143
Recover, refocus, reengage.

>>25076127
Isn't that what trump is doing? That's why CNN is on full damage control trying to spin this so trump looks bad.

>>25076153
Mines 5 years old and runs new games at 60 fps 1080p easily

>>25076091
ZEC

>>25076090
It's everyone's fault. Every single one of those senators and congressman should be fucking fired. They've been baiting and switching us for decades.
>black people you need to blame poor whites for all your problems
Meanwhile
>give money to Israel
>we need to give american people covid relief so they don't go homeless and starve
Meanwhile
>give money to Israel
It's all a scam, voting is pointless.

>>25076118
futures are almost back to neutral now

>>25076091
Cldr

>>25075990
I hold Apple and Microsoft, 50 each. Fuck you, faggot.

>>25076045
hey i'm all up for buying some refurbished thinkpad for $500 instead of an overpriced laptop, but there's no point poking fun at someone spending $1.5k on a computer
people have their priorities, if you got the money why skimp on something you'll be using hours a day

i'll say the same thing for an office chair, desk, mattress, or any other hobbies etc. as long as you're not living beyond your means
laptop gaming is questionable though given that the bottleneck is the cooling not the specs but eh it's still much better than someone losing thousands on weeklies.
Money is just a means to an end

JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA

>>25075427
gonna take that as a sell signal

have 30k usd to invest....what stock would be a good choice? looking for something solid with good growth potential....not sure what to do or if i should wait for the next sell off, any help??

>>25074963
Read Nassim Nicholas Taleb’s work. In an artificially controlled system, we are less ready and thus will be more royally fucked by Black Swans.

>>25076175
We need term limits or something, I wonder how the founders would react to 5000+ page bills, what's a solution to stop it?

>>25076195
GHIV

>>25076195
BFT

>>25076167
That reminds me, everyone else is buying NYT puts on January 7th, right?

>>25075448
Nice. there's some guy on stocktwits that has a few hundred thousand. I've been adding from .33ish down to .19 and back.
T.holding 20k waiting for a recovery as well.

>>25076195
Arkk anything else is a scam

>>25075042
2341 checking in. I wish I wasn't such a poor fag but its all I can afford.

How am I doing bros? Had a rough start to the learning curve but I'm starting to get the hang of it. Playing with pocket change because I've been too nervous to risk gambling my money away while I'm still new.

>>25076167
I don't know if he's keeping the aid as well.

>>25076168
That's what I get for not putting in a little extra money and buying the cheapest one I could find

>>25075966
We'll be making fun of them after the market skyrockets.
>>25075969
I think they'll have no choice but to give in, especially with the senate runoff elections.
>>25075970
You're holding shitcoin miners, right? I don't want to see someone with such exquisite taste left behind

>>25076195
ARKK, ARKG, MOON

>>25076201
>what's a solution to stop it?

>>25076201
Kill all the politicians and jews. Normal European men dont do faggot shit like that. Its just against our nature

>>25076201
These "rioters" need to focus on what's really happening. The BLM and antifa movement were manufactured to create a diversion away from the fact everyone is fucking poor. Avoid class warfare by creating racial warfare. If these groups were organic they would be marching to their state capitals and burning them down, not a random target store, or a courthouse.

>>25075990
>t. 4 digit portfolio

>>25076102

I havent lost money. My cost average is .49 on SNDL. Im just selling $1 calls for .05 - .07 every 2 weeks on my 13000 shares.l and making almost $700 everytime.

Maybe im doing something wrong but my account had gone up like crazy

>>25076175
It's sad most people don't or simply refuse to realize this, old fucking mummies born in the 1940's should not be in charge of anything in Government, career politicans are parasites and there needs to be term limits, it's "civil service" not The people keep electing me so "I'll keep taking money from lobbyists and do everything in my power not to be voted out"

What's the next big meme stock? Trying to gamble...I mean invest an extra 3k because stimulus

>>25076050
Audibly kek’d

>>25076255
People have to turn off the news and start thinking for themselves. Stop treating politicians as heroes and start treating them as the criminals they are.

>>25076201
That thing in The Matrix where Neo learns Kung Foo and they upload all 5000 pages to your brain instantly.

Thinking of getting some Zyn nicotine pouches to suck on

>>25076280
Do a crazy gamble, there's a fun basket of banana republic bonds trading under the ticker TLT.

>>25074985

Shift (SFT). Thank me later.

>>25076275
Once the boomers die off things will start to correct themselves. That's why the boomers are so desperately trying to indoctrinate the zoomers before the boomers die. Got to keep the old worn out machine running for another generation.

>>25076045
My 10 year old computer ran fine, but ran at like 80% ram capacity from all my open google chrome tabs. 2 2gb ram sticks died at some point.

>>25076247
moon as in 0.08 zinc mining company? why?

Is the US collapsing? Is it currently in collapse? What do you think

>>25076240
He called for foreign aid to be removed as well as bigger checks.

>>25076347
My buddy sold me his gtx970 for $50. On a scale of 1-10 how good is that video card now days?

>>25076354
Greer and Turchin teach us that collapse is a process. Cyclically punctuated but inevitable and definitely here for the US political system.

>>25076354

No

>>25076195
Throw 1k at BITF.V/BFARF if you want a speculative crypto play. Hold for at least 1 year.

>>25076195
All in SRAC and GME

2020 going out with a bang. Hold onto your butts

>DM

>>25076354

We are not collapsing

We better not collapse..atleast not until i make it...

Im gonna pissed as fuck if i make it and bolshevikssm sieze power

>>25076392
Everyone is playing hot potato with the future of the US. Nobody wants to be the one holding the potato when the collapse happens, but it's definitely gonna happen.

>>25074993
where will it be in 5 byears???

Rate my portfolio

>>25076386

I have that videocard

Its fine. I only really hoi4 and steel division 2 anyway

>>25076420
Yeah, make sure you're in your cabin in the woods by then far away from the action with your gold and silver stash or something.

>>25076280
Bitfarms, BITF.V

>>25076418
Big5 would you at least say something about DM? Is this how goddamn shameless you've become?

>>25076352
no lol the Direxion Moonshot Innovators ETF (MOON)

>>25076436
Based.

>>25076471
Why is it based.

>>25076386
Depends on what you plan to use it for. Honestly perfectly fine as long as you’re not planning to play games at their highest settings, otherwise absolute trash.

>>25076444
That's good to know someone is still using it. The prices online we're generally $100+ so I thought I got a good deal. I don't play many new games anyway because they're all trash.

>>25076482
GAME.
FUCKIN'.
STOP.

>>25076432
Well you have to refer to how things historically collapsed. Rome's obvious and played out so take Britain.

Was Britain's collapse around 1916 as their aristocracy died off? With the post-war world order reshuffling of 1945? India's 1949 independence? With the 1956 Suez Crisis where the US & USSR cucked them and France? Or was it the loss of the colonies through the 1960s?

Or did the British empire only collapse in 1982, when they finally lost Canada?

>>25076354
It's in the process.

>>25076456
This thread doesn't have that long of attention span

>>25076482
a lack of hydrogen cations

>>25076482
BECAUSE OF PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>>25076519
I personally believe britain's collapse happened as soon as they joined the EU. At least they are trying to correct it.

>>25076232
dude thats a huge stack im jelly

wtf u talking about poor

i got 1300

>>25076420
>>25076394
But weimar? Does anyone have data on equities during weimar?

can anyone give me a quick run down on SFT? My own DD isn't really convincing me

>>25076461
wtf how are all these ":innovation" etfs popping so hard? arkk and arkg too....they just hold some tsla?

>>25076482

>>25076532
Well anyway, how have things been going for you? I know you've been in a bit of a rut the last couple years.

Is YUM a buy now with the KFConsole?

>>25076519
So some milestones for hot potatoing are things like the USD no longer being a reserve currency (say, majority of foreign central bank reserves), having an ally like Taiwan or Saudi overrun and not being able to retake it (sunk aircraft carriers *would* be kino in 4k), its first formal default, a state or bloc of states becoming "autonomous zones" when it comes to federal something-or-other, and effective dissolution of the Mexican border (unpaid border patrol).

You can probably come up with more but which are "the collapse"?

Starting a fund for my cat, will put $100 into it every month. What stocks do I put in it /biz?

>>25076623
China can't sink a US aircraft carrier, that was bullshit.

Anyone still bullish on NAK?

>>25076585
>I know you've been in a bit of a rut the last couple years.
my life has actually been pretty fucking dope the last couple years... but i see you're still here every single night.

>>25076646
Are you serious? CAT... duh...

Do people go to school for becoming a day trader? What are the programs/courses called?

>>25076667
Added current portfolio
>CAT
What else /biz?

>>25076664
My fucking god. Another insufferable attention whoring tripfag who doesn't have the self awareness that lying about how great his life is while actually tripfagging on 4chan is far too contradictory.

>>25076682
Yes, and it's called a scam.

>>25076664
Kek

My dark pool indicators suggest line going up tomorrow.

>>25076664
Don't get all salty big5, I know what's happened. Despite the jokes I was really hoping you didn't blow all of your trust fund money.

>>25076646
What's your cat's personality? How risk tolerant is the little guy?

>>25076659
Maybe? How about 10 years from now, when diversity quotas are supplying the missile defense code? 20 years, when we can't afford to roll out any "next gen" carrier systems to keep up with the Chinese? Collapse dynamics tend to only flow one way.

Bros would it be gay for me to join a yoga class? Its all milfs. My lower body is super fucking tight. Feels like a coiled spring all the time. I sprint and powerlift alot so think my shits fucked like that nigger goggins. Also my lower back is fucked up might go see a chiropractor

>>25076659

>>25076519
>Rome and Great Britain
>war-based economy
>massive growth of bureaucracy after empire stopped expansion
>common citizens gradually lose their freedoms and become increasingly marginalized

>>25076731
I think the next 20 or so years are safe for superiority, after that it's hard to know, you're right.

>>25076570
nah only ARKK has some TSLA but not entirely dependent (example, it was up solid today despite TSLA being red). ARKG is all genomics which has also been popping off, and MOON is non-tesla EVs and renewable energy tech (NIO is the biggest holding there). Take a look at their holdings, see if you like them for yourself.

nice trump just pardoned black water mercenaries who killed iraqi children

bros i have a confession... i just post fud during trading hours and hype up memes i dont even own.. im the rocket BCRX guy i think its just funny making people lose money

>>25076752
Nah, power yoga can be incredibly challenging physically. That's how I got into kino shape a few years ago. I'm fat again, but I'll start over soon.

>>25076773
Bullish for PLTR

>>25076731
He is the kind of cat that dgaf

>>25076773

>>25076752
Definitely not, I’ve done yoga for years to aid in my powerlifting mobility. Just learn all you can then quit and do it on your own. Go buy a massage gun, best $500 I’ve ever spent in my entire fucking life. Literally life changing. Fuck chiropractors

Bros i jerked off for four hours straight with epsom salt and now my dickhole is red and it hurts to pee. Did i infect my penor?

>>25076728
the only thing i'm blowing is a load on your mom.

>>25076728
>Don't get all salty big5
not salty.. just find it funny every night you are here and the second I post you just post a picture of me like as if you just wait here every night for me

>>25076818
Cant i just buy a dildo machine for cheaper? $500 is a retarded amount of money

>>25076794
I FUD my own positions when they’re red and spam them when they’re green. Nothing wrong with that.

>>25076819
How tf do you jerk off with epsom salt

>>25076834

>>25076834

>>25076834

New thread

New thread

>>25076794
>i think its just funny making people lose money
unironically kill yourself

>>25076755
Oh yeah, Tainter's great too.

>>25076813
VTTVX. That's a Vanguard target date 2025 fund for his kitty retirement. Zero maintenance or thinking, just buy and hold.

>>25076794
trust me, anybody smart already knows anything shilled on here has a 1/20 chance of actually succeeding.

>>25076242
>You're holding shitcoin miners, right?
I do in fact not

>>25076848
Idk maybe just ask your bull to massage your butthole with his dick again

>>25076819
buy stock that sales epsom salt.. go get your dick fixed with the gains.. that saltpeter is going to fuck up your sex drive

>>25075338
>marketcap
>not p/e
>p/e unlisted on google
>probably negative

BTW everyone pray for my june BABA 300 call mkay? It was my last 2000 and if it doesn't pop idk how I'll finally move out.

>>25076819
Time for some rosemary and lemon

>>25076885
That’s not absolve on meme1finance
This would be my vanguard choice though

>>25077139
Well I guess you can just roll your own and adjust it every year or something. Page 20 of this shows what blend 2025 currently uses: https://personal.vanguard.com/pub/Pdf/p308.pdf?2210151514

My EV spac stock is gaining Options tomorrow, does that help increase stock price typically?.

>>25076684
PAWZ

>>25076195
GHIV