/biz/ - Business & Finance

So you want to be a Chad?

You want to get all the gainz?

You want to literally make it?

Buy BITF @ open.

I sold SWI $15 puts for next month and got $1.15.
Am I fucked?

Dont tell me /smg/ you still havent added gold in your portfolio

I am going to continue making slow and steady gains without buying penny stocks or memes and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>25072603
someone post the im gonna coooooooooooooooom meme please it makes me laugh and we went up 25% in a fucking day

Is there any reason to not own TQQQ exclusively

>>25072603
When is the GHIV moon mission set to happen

>>25072626
yes you absolute idiot

>>25072640
I did a couple of months ago and it's down 1k
Is it going to go back up?

>I am going to continue making slow and steady gains without buying penny stocks or memes and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>25072615
This but GME

Reject Auntie Cathie's (((disruptive tech))) schemes!

>>25072615
I already doubled my money and sold out

Good morning I love Ryan Cohen

>>25072603
Sir thank you for doing the needful sir.

>>25072640
I'm not autistic so I don't buy boomer rocks. My portfolio is tech, defence, and blockchain stocks.

IM GOING TO GET FILTHY RICH OFF TELOS AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

are we going to see a big dump tomorrow after trump has threatened to veto the stimulus plan? can he even do that?

>600$ passed!
>pumps
>BUT WAIT THERES A NEW STRAIN OF THE AIDS VIRUS
>dumps
Fuck this market.

>>25072660
Yes. TQQQ is the inferior version of /NQ for peasants who have no balls.

>>25072693
The market will be flat forever and you will like it

>>25072666
22nd next month with a slow rise until then

>tfw streetwalker anon is actually dead

Buy GHIV

>futures

>>25072642
Ok?

>>25072719
>GHIV
yes sir, how much/

>>25072676
REEEEEEEEEE MOMMY'S ARKK GAINS ARE MY MILKIES

>>25072719
why

>>25072732
Beautiful

The only time Im still feeling things is when Im drunk or hate women.

>>25072713

I bought UVXY calls today

Explanation of the legal situation if Trump decides not to sign stimulus bill immediately or vetos it. This is Chad Pergram from Fox News explaining:
https://twitter.com/ChadPergram
>1) The President did not outright say he will veto the coronavirus/government spending bill. But he very well could prevent it from being law, via a pocket veto.
>2) Pocket vetoes are very rare. Congress has to be in the proper parliamentary posture for this possibility to be in play. But we could very well be in those circumstances now.
>3) Under Article I, Section 7 of the Constitution, the President has ten days (Sundays) excluded to either sign or veto a bill. Keep in mind that because of the massive nature of the combo bill, the bill has not even been enrolled yet and sent to the President.
>5) The latest the current Congressional session can end is 11:59:59 am on January 3. That is the drop-dead time for the 116th Congress.
>6) A President may in effect “veto” a bill by keeping it in his “pocket” and not signing it if it comes too close to the end of a Congressional adjournment.
>7) Congress must adjourn sine die (pronounced sy-nee DY, and is Latin, for leaving without a return date) no later than 11:59:59 pm et on January 3. In other words, Congress would have to get the President the bill by December 23 to prevent a pocket veto.
>8) Otherwise, the President could run out the clock on the Congressional session, effectively blocking any potential override attempt. The President would have to send it back to Capitol Hill with a veto.
continued...

>>25072667
I was tired of listening to PLTRtards every thread and wanted to do my own retarded get-rich-quick bullshit.
Then I used the $1,150 to buy nothing but UUUU.

who sold the GME April calls in the first place?
who thought it was a good idea to sell a call for $10 or $15 for 4/16

>>25072688
He can veto it. It is not 'veto-proof'. If he does veto it then congress can override the veto with a 2/3rds vote in both the senate and house. However, support for the bill may evaporate if he does veto it, who knows, the vote probably won't be the same the 2nd time around.

>>25072757
yes

>>25072603
I’m craving a few mcdoubles. You want anything?

>>25072757
As much as you can.

>>25072770
Easy SPAC play to one of the largest mortgage companies in the USA. It's only 11.20 but since it's a SPAC, it's floor is 10. Merge vote going on now. Announcement of result is January 20th. Easy ride up.

9) If he failed to do so in the ten days/Sundays excluded window, then the bill would automatically become law.
Note that the President did not outright threaten a veto. And, it’s unclear that the President’s demands could even pass the House and Senate.
>10) Moreover, you just can’t “re-open” a bill like this for amendment. You can’t. It’s done. You have to start again.
Here’s another problem.
The government is currently operating on a seven-day interim spending bill.
>11) Attached to the COVID bill is a $1.4 trillion spending package to fund the government through September 30, 2021. If the President vetoes the COVID/omnibus bill, or, if he fails to sign the bill by December 28, there is a government shutdown.
>13) Also note that Congress really dragged its feet working this bill out at the end. The final products passed both chambers with overwhelming supermajorities. Well above the two-thirds thresholds necessary to override a veto.
>14) Had Congress come to an agreement a few days earlier, the possibility of a veto or a pocket veto would not be in play. Congress could simply vote, in the waning moments of the 116th Congress, to override his veto on the coronavirus/omnibus bill.
>15) But that didn’t happen. Negotiations lasted through the weekend. There was a computer glitch on Capitol Hill which delayed the House and Senate from considering the bill. And here we are.

>>25072672
This but unironically. I'm up 25% this year and my top 3 holdings are boomer index funds. Am also about 7% silver + gold miners though in case fiat tanks, not sure if that counts as a meme.

>>25072783
lol retards think drumpf knows anything about that kind of stuff

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anyone else a lousy bear, trapped in this never ending nightmare?

>>25072795
Lame ducks can effectively do "midnight vetos". You'd have to go through the whole process of getting the bill approved almost from scratch.

>>25072837
It is simple for one of Trumps advisors to explain this to him.

How do /Biz/yntines feel about GOEV?

NUMI POSTER WHERE ARE YOU. I WANT A REFUND.

I'M DOWN 50% AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25072660
Second best hold after GME

>>25072713
Youre trying to tell me my BABA and FB stop dumping and flatten out at least? Sounds great desu

>>25072873
Yeah, there are many strategies, I was speaking of the case where he gets it and just does an immediate veto. I see some people claiming it's veto-proof based on the votes it got, which isn't true.

FUG ORANGE CHEETO, PASSS THE STIMMY

GME to sink back down to 17

>>25072831
>a (((computer glitch)))
Hmmmmmmm

>>25072785
a 28c weekly bought on monday morning would have gotten you a 3x by the afternoon you dumbass

If trump Vetos then how high will VIX go?

>>25072866
Only on certain days. Like on Friday I figured a stimulus passing would be a sell the news type of deal because it was so low compared to what was being talked about in previous weeks. Sold my puts and UVXY calls at open for a decent gain. Bought more UVXY calls today just out of feeling and I’ll sell them at open again if there is a decent overnight spike. Are you talking about being a long term bear? You’re absolutely retarded if you are.

>>25072934
Eh.

>>25072891
>mushrooms
>penny stocks
annon..

>>25072937
I got UVXY calls so let’s let er rip

>>25072891
Why don't you fucking faggots ever learn that buying random /smg/ tickers without doing proper DD is fucking retarded

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I shipped an autist on here the other day to short the Russel via TZA 3x bear etf

Where you at faggot? I only put on $3000 wish I did more but it’s ok.

>>25072939
Ten years out these prices should be cheap, about half a year out from now these prices will be hilariously high

TSLA starts trading in 7 hours. Predictions?

>>25072982
It's true, I see so many pump and dumps here. It's a dangerous game, you have to get out of those early not at max possible profit.

>>25072994
(THIS USER HAS BEEN BANED FOR THIS POST)

>>25072891
>hehe I buy stock after it’s already up 400% in less than a month
>line surely continue to go up

AAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU DRUMPF WHY YOU GOTTA TANK MY STOCKARINOS JUST CONSNEED ALREADY

good evening i love GOEV

$ndl pump starts tomrrow

>>25073010
The lower it goes the more villages in india are wiped out and the cheaper Instragram THOT pussy gets

>>25072930
Yeah. My takeaway from all this is that it could be a couple weeks of delay. Unlikely the veto would be successful given the majorities the bill passed house and senate with, and seems unlikely sufficient votes would shift in the mean time to reduce those majorities below the requisite 66% needed to overrule the veto (if he vetoes).

I'm not sure how the markets will respond to this. Pretty likely the bill will make it through by January regardless. Crab? Kangaroo?

>>25072937
He doesn’t have to veto he could even “pocket veto” congress ends jan 3rd

He can just hold the bill until then and they can’t do shot about it. Normally trump has I think 10 days to sign or veto but congress dragged its feet so hard he can fuck them either way.

It passed with a super majority so they could override the veto, but they can’t if he just “pockets” it.

>>25073056
Add that to my list of reasons to wish for a dump

Are there any good financial podcasts out there? Something I can listen to that will educate me or keep me informed on the happenings in the financial world?

I've been preparing to start investing or trading options but I want to fully immerse myself in the information before I start putting money into anything

When's the BLK dip so I can enter? I missed the last one.

>>25073061
Read up on “pocket veto” trump can BTFO congress due to their timing even with a super majority

>>25073056
One can only hope.

So does Trump want the Israel Aid to go to Americans?

>>25073039
Just use the 2k to buy more cheapies retard, Trump is the only person who gives a fuck about the public, politicians on both sides need to be shipped off to an island and systematically poisoned like Napoleon

>>25073062
If it gets to him before the 23rd then the pocket veto thing is a day short. However, if he does veto it outright anyway, it might sway some house members to vote against it and it might not pass with a 2/3rd majority to override the veto.

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BOY SMINEM HAS A YOUTUBE AND IS ACTIVELY UPLOADING VIDEOS OF HIM FIGHTING BOG
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PLEASE SHARE AND LET'S GET THIS KID SOME FUCKING COINS

What's in my future?

>>25073111
He specifically didn't mention that one lmao

>>25073039
>Stocks tank
>NEETS get $2k extra
>Buy cheapies
>Make more money

>>25073148
poverty.

>>25073124
That’s tomorrow...it’s not on his desk now so he can pocket veto it

>>25073050
Green tag. Looks good. Idk much about but I went all in on it. In at 22 am I going to be ok?

crypto is such a fucking joke and everyone in it is autistic as fuck

>>25072693
>Fuck this market
Really annoying. I'm trying to get rich here.

Reeeeeee had i gone all in on march or even april on my best performers id be up anywhere from around a 3x to slightly over 10x. Evem the 3x is a higher gain than all the effort ive put in thus far for only a 2x.

AAAAAAAAAAA I DONT WANT TO RETURN TO THE WAGECAGE!!!!!!!!

I listened to a guy on here earlier to buy BNKS
Have I made a mistake? It sounds like bank stocks are going to go up next year.

>>25073208
ah crap, I meant BNKU

Should I 100% NAKD?

>>25073203
i wish i could just stop refreshing it every day and had a life and fun shit to do so i just check it once every 3 days. i think my portfolio is pretty safe short term

>>25073242
No, 100% HZON

>>25073000
DBX making me lots of money lately

FUCKING GAMESTOP

100% ARKK

>>25073176
Yeah, I agree, but it's not technically the 23rd, it's a rare situation so I'm not sure how the exact thing works. Ccongress will probably modify the bill. I know the democrats want to give bigger checks, but Mitch is against it isn't he? So it's all down to Mitch I guess.

>>25073279
Why, red line go down

>>25072275
GHIV
BFT
PLTR

You can thank me l

>>25073285
post portfolio? i was kinda thinking of going like 80% arkk but its already so high i might just keep putting money in it

>>25073173
That's my present silly

Dark pool stuff from today

>>25073290
I think trump wants at least a palatable load of shit in it, not an actual pallet full of shit.

$600x 300m Americans is what 200billion?

He’s pretty much saying where the fuck is the other 700billion going to?

>>25073279
If you want to shill you need to explain sir

>>25073285
Dangerously based

>>25073083
not a podcast but i go on the RK circlejerk stream for GME

All in
>Plug
>BE
I seem to be missing out on the massive green gains by playing shit stocks here. Always some fag here mentioning a stock that mooned then when toss money into said stock they say you should have gotten in earlier. BCRX shill is the biggest faggot here. Shills every thread and acts smug every day when you lose money. Dont fall into his pajeet shit pill stock

Lots of RIOT calls

As trend followers, we do not anticipate market direction. We trade such that, should a trend become evident in retrospect, our operations are revealed as having already ridden it the entire time.

>>25073290
everyone is surprisingly united in 'fuck DC' over the sheer amount of worthless pork stuffed into this bill. fuck all those random foreign countries

$250 Tesla tomorrow. I can feel it bros! I'm going to make it.

What do you think about Kevin O'leary singing praises of dividend stocks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJXt0GX6QjM
Starting at 1:10 he says most of his family's stocks came from dividends instead of capital appreciation, and he'll never own volatile stocks that don't pay dividends?

>>25073337
Yeah, it actually seems like he might be doing the right thing, he wants the foreign aid and fluff cut out and more money for the average american. Which they will hopefully go to RH with and pump up the stocks, haha.

>>25073168
i heard something today on youtube that said after the stim people with brokers started trading 80% more

hopefully people keep trading when they get back in the cage

bcrx is a piece of shit

>>25073413
He’s my favorite shark

>Pelosi, Schumer, Ro Kanna, Rashida Talib, and AOC come out in favor of 2000 dollar checks
Holy shit bros, Turtleman must be seething.

>>25073011
This. I've missed gains and felt bad, but losing it all is much worse.

>>25073432
you got pajeet'd
>6 more days fren

>>25073413
why the fuck didnt the tram stop for the dog

>>25073359
honestly the roaring kitty seems like the type of guy to make it big and become the Jim Cramer of streaming

enjoy our 100 person comfy streams while we can

>>25073365
Your fake graph still says that RIOT is in the healthcare sector.

>>25073413
hes the reason ill never invest long term. him talking about how his mom invested 30% of her money for life into stocks just to die and do nothing with it

if i get money im spending it now. dont care

>>25073438
Definitely, it was Mitch that wanted the smaller checks to begin with, or no checks actually.

>>25073439
Definitely, never feel bad for not getting the max out of a momentum play it's impossible without a lot of luck.

Help me out /biz/ bros. I'm looking at some stocks and I'm not going to jump on them right now but I'd like to hear some thoughts.

1. What's the take on RIOT? Is it betting on Bitcoin exploding again? I read a little bit on it and they are the largest enterprise mining crypto? Buying RIOT would be like buying XOM or RIO for oil and gold, is this right? What are the main reasons to get on it?

2. What the fuck is Rolls Royce doing right now? It's been shitting the bed for months despite being one of the largest industrials manufacturers in the UK. They just got signed a contract for 16 modular nuclear reactors with the goverment yet it's price keeps dropping. Why is that? Many companies have been recovering but Rolls just keeps going down.

3. Is Moderna worth it if it goes back into the 90-100s range? Price action for Moderna is always an headache because it moons and falls violently shorthly after. I think Moderna will destroy with the COVID-19 vaccine due to logistics (Pfizer is a piece of shit to store - I know for a fact most pharmacies are not going to invest in nitrogen storage for the little profit the vaccine will bring them, they will opt out for whatever is the most suitable, I suspect govermnent will eventually do the same).

4. What the hell happened to Facebook today? It broke the MM100 level and based on what I saw in the past that usually spells bad news for FB in the short-term. Is the antitrust law posing a serious threat to FB? And when Biden gets elected, will this be good for FB or bad?

Thanks frens.

>>25073438
if US actually gets $2k checks, isn't that way more than anyone expected
$2K would be very good for poorfags to jumpstart their robinhood accounts

>>25073021
Bane?

>>25073504
nope fuck off coomer go buy NAK

Tell me why I should not sell all my RYCEY and put it all in XRP? Tired of losing my ass on this damn Brit bullshit.

>>25072785

>>25073124
>house members
You mean the senate? The senate passed 92-6.

>>25072603
what the fuck happened to clf right before 8 wtf lol

>>25073537
you should put it in clf gme and arkk

>>25073438
As much as I want more money, and to not have my taxes pay for trans education in Pakistan, Im curious to watch how legitimately not just us but the world will be economically in the coming years

>>25073368
What is this an alliteration of?

>>25073504
riot is pure gambling
rycey is forever cucked because of brexit and bongAids2.0
Moderna was already priced in, now free falling
Jewbook is whatever, fuck that

You guys know that we're probably fucked, novel covid-20 is going to be found to evade the vaccine, and basically the next administration is going to be a Trump administration when Pence says he can't count the electoral votes from the states that are still in contention, so the house will have to chose a president and the senate will have to chose a vice president, so we're going to get the Trump/Turtle term.

>>25073580
bongaids lmfao

>>25073517
Yes. 1200 was the original offer, pre-election. Even from Mnuchin. Neither Pelosi nor Trump had a problem with 1200. Mitch "Doomp ett" McConnell wanted 600 at most.

>>25072615
based

>>25072957
MNXXF
there's your next play. don't squander it.

>>25073504
In regards to MRNA, I'm a long-term holder of it. PFE has many other businesses so it's very much been a vaccine momentum stock lately. MRNA, now that the technology is proven, has a lot of future potential for growth using their technology for things other than just the COVID-19 vaccine.

>>25073598
more people will buy ps5s from gme at least?

>>25073438
Doesn't mean shit if they don't toss out the disgusting policy attachments and foreign spending. Trump will pocket veto this shit.

>>25073124
They were saying on fox part of the bill is that it must be signed into law within 24 hours.

>>25073543
It has to pass both chambers with a 2/3rd majority to override a veto. The house is more likely to change their stance on things.

>>25073259
Same. Although i do have a life i just don't like being so damn obsessed about stocks. I ran the numbers and should get a 3x at least if i stick to the plan. Im nearly all in and trying to get the last bit in. BUT REEEEEEEEE HAD I DONE THAT IN MARCH ID ALREADY BE SITTING ON A GREAT POSITION AND WOULDNT BE BOTHERING GETTING A JOB AT ALL!!! AAAAAAAAA I WANT EASY INCOME FROM STOCKS SO I DONT HAVE TO GO BACK IN THE CAGE!!!!

>>25073136
>uploaded december 17
no wonder BTC hit ath

>>25073451
You’re full blown schizo if you think I’d waste time making these daily lmao

>>25072783
>>25072831
so what you're saying is, even if congress was able to pull together a 2/3 coalition to override the veto, if they don't get the bill on his desk by december 23 then he can pocket veto and there's nothing they can do about it, will have to go to next session of congress?
...so no stimulus?

>>25073335
>RIOT - Healthcare
kek. tons of AAPL calls, jfc. aaand an overwhelming amount of calls. LTHM is bullish. I held that shit in the $7s and sold around $11. Should have kept holding. This is unironically how UUUU is going to run when it shoots past $10 in a few months, IMO.

>>25073633
Is it even legal to do that? How can congress put into a bill things that change executive branch processes?

>>25073363
>bcrx
That was shilled heavily for a week before the pdufa. Sub 5. If you weren't paying attention and didn't buy for the initial pump you have nobody to blame but yourself. I made 80% off the initial pump and bought back in today. Long hold will be rewarded

DRUMPF SIGN THE BILL RIGHT THIS SECOND. IF YOU HOLD THIS SHIT UP YOU WILL REGRET IT. YOUR LEGACY WILL BE RUINED!!!

My SPY calls just tanked. Futures are blood red. I'm about to lose a huge chunk of my savings because orange man can't just screw off and leave office.

>>25073504
do you hold anything right now? If not, you would be better off in an ETF like VTI. Maybe take 10%of your monies to play with in stocks

>>25073624
If Trump doesn't sign the $600 checks, how exactly are they going to pay for the new nintendos?

>>25073438
I hate how smug they act about it though "WE ASKED FOR THIS MONTHS AGO!", when they very well know that just like Mitch, they are adding bullshit to the bill and trying to get more money to bail-out their garbage. Unironically, Trump is the only one that was okay with a $2 trillion package which included $2-2.5 stimulus without fighting about it, but both parties came in and instantly started to add shit which led to the delay

ugh im so sick of seeing these people on reddit turn 3k into a bunch of money i just need to fucking do that once and i would just go into boomer shit and sleep

>>25073735
why are you gambling this close to the end of the year? if anything you should have been holding PUTS. jesus, anon. get it together.

>>25073735
You may have suffered but feel proud in knowing it was for the good of the american people?

>>25072692
Peasant with balls here, how do I /NQ on Klaus Schwab?

>>25073720
Well are you going to take it to the supreme court? People are starving!

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>25073720
Part of the defense bill is restrictions on the President's insurrection act powers diverting some of that power to fucking Congress. Not to mention they attached like 4 different funding bills together. The defense, covid and government funding shit is all in one god damn bill. I hate these fucking lizards every single politician needs to be strung up from lamp posts and gassed.

>>25073695
No stimulus most likely, hopefully congress hasn't gone home and can modify the bill to add $2000 checks and get it passed soon though. Keep in mind if they do nothing the government shuts down on the 29th too.

>>25073726
fuck off faggot. Fuck your pajeet shit. I made money and bailed because biostocks are pure insider information only. I saw what happened today and yet you still shill it. Pajeet pill shilling is the worst form of shilling. kys

>>25073720
scotus will deny any challenge based on a technicality cause they want the dinner party invites

>im all cash
>orange man is being bad

Oh it feels so fucking good to finally not be on the chopping block

>>25073695
No the president can't veto twice.

>>25073754
I'm not even American so why the hell would I care about the American people. Sign the stupid bill and move on.

I warned everyone during market hours that Trump was going to veto the stimulus but no one would listen

>>25073772
But the 10 day to sign thing is in the constitution, congress can't override that, and if they think they can fuck them.

>>25073363
>Always some fag here mentioning a stock that mooned then when toss money into said stock they say you should have gotten in earlier
>Plug
>Up 1000% past year
lol?

>>25073772
I literally fantasize about killing politicians. Which is pretty s o i i'll admit. But its fun.

>>25073782
Thanks for the words. This screenshot will make for a good meme once we hit double digits. Take care fren

>>25073792
Veto =/= pocket veto

A pocket veto means he can literally just not sign it and it goes away like a bad dream

>>25073792
what do you mean veto twice?
he hasn't vetoed yet, just threatened to do so
according to those tweets, if he doesn't get it by the 23rd he doesn't even need to veto he just doesn't do anything and it expires on the new session (pocket veto)

>>25073735
you'd have to be insane to think the current stimulus bill is helpful at all

you're going to be paying that with your taxes later on, $900 billion stimulus would be $3K for each american, where do you think the other $2.4K is going to

>>25073537
You should do it. Xrp to the moon. Fuck the sec!!!

>>25073845
I agree but the Constitution has been shat on for decades now. It hasn't been followed at all this election what makes you think the bastards will start now?

>>25072719
Okay.

its funny how people just talk about cohen with gme and no one else. he really should just take over it would literally save that company the entire fucking stock world would be putting so much fucking money in that stock

someone send them an email or something

Hope you guys have taken your seats. The OPTI plane is about to depart. Next stop UUUU followed by a quick look at SSPK(weedmaps) to see how much fun PLNHF is. We will pick up are travel on the UUUU train we will be passing TLRY(APHA) in the wild. But our destination is IIPR where all the profitable dispensaries are; CURLF, GTBIF, TCNNF

I went to sleep at noon when my stock was crabbing around its opening price and woke up to find it went up like 20% today. Feels good to be IN THE MONEY. If only I put more than 4000 dollaridoos into it tho. Oh well.

>>25073874
I'm not American so I'm not paying for shit. All I care about is that American companies and SPY keeps going up. If Congress wants American poor people to get nothing and stay poor then whatever not my business.

Everybody is going to have to sell their TSLA tomorrow because Trump said winners don't do drugs and denied the people their stimulants, so they'll have to sell their TSLA for like $100 per share because that's the only price the guys will be paying, and that derp that sold me these puts, will give me 50 grand cash each for the and I'll be able to flip that with what ever 10 bagger is out there tomorrow and have a million in my robinhood account by Christmas.

Trump should just start tweeting the home addresses of the Democrats who gave foreign aid while locking down their districts, or email them to his supporters who receive his spam email.

>>25073890
Yeah, congress is the worst it seems. The 10 days should start after the time it takes a normal person to read the entire bill too if you ask me. They need to stop making huge unreadable masses of bills.

>>25073905
there was some hope that Sherman might be competent when the MSFT news came out, but Q3 knocked some sense back to everyone
now im thinking the MSFT partnership was probably initiated by MSFT in the first place, they don't want Gamestop to go bankrupt because it's a huge contributor to Xbox sales in NA

>>25073916
Thanks to Trump's twitter account that +20% is going to have turned into a -40% tomorrow morning

>>25073837
The fact that people are talking about 2000 now makes me think tomorrow is actually gonna pump

Anyone here has NGA shares?

>>25073537
>>25073887
I bought a few XRP yesterday
I actually bought when I saw it going down before knowing what caused it

>>25073890
you are a dumbo if you think the pocket veto doesn't exist in 2020
as recently as 2016:
https://www.politico.com/story/2010/10/obama-uses-pocket-veto-043275
the implications of this are bigger than just the stimulus..
if trump blocks the stimulus after democrats have come out saying they agree with him on the new provisions.. then the democrats might actually have greater than a 0% chance at winning georgia senate seats (they had a 0% chance before this.. now who knows)
if both the seats are won = extreme fear of new capital gains taxes

>>25072810
>a few

>>25073915
fractional shares were a mistake

Unironically starting a fund for my cat that I am going to put $50-100 into every month. Little bastard cost me $2.5k today because he couldnt piss right.

>>25073939
based

>>25073949
Trump said he would never throw us under the omni-bus again after the last time. Tell Nancy to give him a Kosher bill and not this fucking 5500 page thing full of pork.

>>25055172
>how reliable is /biz/

My personal opinion of /biz/raelis is that I comb threads looking at people shilling stocks, especially if it's like one or two cryptic posts, then look it up and see what it does. If it's a total fucking meme that's already done a 50% pump in a month then I say fuck that but if it's got continuous growth and has just flown under the radar with a lot of upside as it expands its business (a lot of these on Planet Corona seem to be growing because the officials refuse to ever let the pandemic end GOTT STRAFE BOOMERS).

>>25073988
Well stop sticking shit up his pisshole.

>trying to get into covered calls
Anyone have any recommendations for some stocks to start with?

>>25073972
wrong about it being 2016, 2010

>>25073928
But putting the majority of the money into the idiots hands would result in even bigger pumps though due to a direct increase in M2 velocity.

Trump won't do shit. He'll rage tweet a bit and then sign the $600 bill like the ineffectual bitch he's been for four years.

Straw poll for the demise of me n my stripper gf: https://www.strawpoll.me/42330727/r

Also, where’d the other niggermonkey that has also had a stripper gf in his early 20s go? I wanted to know how his relationship ended

it's time for RKT to do something nice, wouldn't you agree?

>>25073972
0% chance of winning a race when they just rigged a race 2 months earlier.

>>25074002
Will do, calling her up right now.

>>25073988
As much as I like animals, theyre for fags who don't have kids and people who dislike money

>>25073957
>check his twitter
>literally nothing about the economy

Consider killing yourself, leftypol tard.

>>25073976
Learn to read a graph. I don't own fracitonal shares. That is the cost basis ya maroon. The amount of shares I own is in the quantity column.
>Smoke another muh dude

>>25074033
I'm the only guy here who actually chose the they all lived happily ever after ending? Looks like you're fucked mate.

>>25073956
cohen is a fucking genius i cant imagine how much fucking money he made today alone

>>25073770
I love these, can you post the gme one?

>>25074015
If you don't already have 100 shares in a company to sell covered calls with then just sell a put on something that you don't mind holding, it's the exact same P/L model as a buy-write.
(assuming no put/call skew)

ZM is toast!

>>25073695
>if they don't get the bill on his desk by december 23
They will have this bit. Bill would have already been in process of being prepared for him to sign tonight or tomorrow morning.

>>25074114
I sure hope so, it's the most inflated stock of them all.

What the fuck is a broker? when I type stock into the app store All I see is robothood so I download Robinhood. Boomers are so dumb.

>>25073972
I posted about the pocket veto above. Still doesn't take away from anything in the post you quoted.

>>25072783
i hate long-winded, essay-format explanations. should be: he can "pocket veto" which means he wont sign it and it'll die and on to the next administration.

>>25074061
>https://www.strawpoll.me/42330727/r
Well, I sold all my BLNK at 25$, so way ahead of you on that count.

Should I wait for a dip in BITF and other blockchain stocks or fomo?

>>25074033
Is this the girl with the hungry hole that eats condoms?

>>25074118
Tomorrow morning is the 23rd, so if it's not sitting there now, it's too late. They have to print it on special parchment paper you know.

>>25074055
I have a gf who wants my babies, were both white. Only reason I got this cat was because my ex brought it home and left him when she left. I love the cat though so w/e instead of paying for pet insurance i am opening a fund. so when he eventually dies (in like 20 years he is young af ) I can buy a car or something

>>25074033
>>25074071
Why are you both fucking strippers?

>>25074147
Yup. She's going to be preggo in no time and the kid is coming out black.

>>25074071
>I'm the only guy here who actually chose the they all lived happily ever after ending
I didn’t even vote for that, baggie. There’s no fucking way I can keep her satisfied.

>>25073958
depends on how Mitch reacts which will be "muh deficit"

where do u get stock knowledge to find out where the rockets at

Generally you make money inversing Qoomers.
So if they think Trump is going to do more than fantasize on twitter, that is your signal to go in.
Buy the dip.

>>25074147
>Is this the girl with the hungry hole that eats condoms?
YES.
HER FUCKING PUSSY MANAGED TO SUCK THE CONDOM RIGHT OFF MY FUCKING DICK.

reddit is saying gme can go to $150. thats retarded right?? or...?

>>25074130
Is this bullish?

>>25074114
>corona 22 about to come out and everyone closing borders with britain

Zoom will become the largest company in the world by 2025.

>>25074061
wat?
how are you this tapped out of the news
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1341565405509394440
skip ahead to ~3:20 if you don't have time to listen to the whole thing
he threatened to veto the stimulus

>>25073413
Well he thinks non-dividend stocks don't have "real" value because they don't give you cash in return. First of all, a stock is a part of a company that has assets, so you own part of those assets, secondly a non-dividend stock may turn in to a dividend stock as the company grows, thirdly, paid dividends aren't being reinvested into the company which is bad, fourthly, a company may get bought up or you get paid out for your shares, fifthly, institutions and large shareholders can have significant influence over a company with shares so they may want to buy yours even if your influence by itself means nothing, sixthly it doesn't matter whether you think other people wanting to buy your shares is dumb when you can make much more profit off of it than from dividends. Bitcoin has nearly zero intrinsic value apart from people's emotional attachment, doesn't mean it's a bad investment per, just very speculative since there's no foundation, stocks have a foundation

>>25073737
I'm currently holding XOM and BP. Sold BBBY a week ago because I was tired of it waiting to fill the 20-23$ gap. I had hopes christmas season (with black friday) would push it (like it did GME) but it's done nothing for over a month.

ALSO LADS i have the new meme cocked and ready.

its CLDR

I've had sex with at least 15 women that I can even remember (none were strippers, none were import gooks, and none were from tinder)

am i the designated alpha in this general? should i trip? im tired of these losers shilling their strippers

Imagine if Trump were competent enough to have done this back in October.

>>25074159
I mean I honestly don't think you'll make it 2 more weeks, but there wasn't a choice for that, and if you get through valentine's day I'll give you a 50% chance.

>>25074190
She is doing that on purpose. Athletic gals can cotnrol their puss like a muscle. She is trying to get you to impregnate her. I betchu she has a kid already and wants half your portfolio. sign the prenup now m8.
>UUUU

>>25074225
>CLDR
I don’t know anybody that uses cloudera. I have no idea who the fuck uses that shit.

>>25074205
so what happens if the company goes under? do you go and claim a desk chair from an employee because you own a part of said assets? see how impractical this isin reality?

>Trump actually shitting on the bill for giving people only 600 bucks

P. based I thought he'd cuck out and call it a great piece of legislation. Fuck Congressniggers.

>Trump threatens to not sign new stimulus unless it provides individuals with $2,000 stimulus instead of $600

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Where my MARA bros at? I got in at $6.04

When we selling bros?

>>25074205
bitcoin definitely does have a value i dont know what its worth though. bitcoin lets me send money internationally and receive it too.

there is no payment processor that does that. cashapp doesnt, paypal is a piece of shit scam with 90000000 rules, google pay doesnt, venmo doesnt and thats also a scam. that actually is pretty important i have no way to send money to people to other countries without bitcoin and its easier to get a wallet then it is to make a paypal and doesnt require a bank

plus a lot of obscure deals happen with bitcoin like i use forums and people sell shit loads of shit and they accept crypto a lot of them time and the go to is always eth and btc.

>>25074246
This is the actual inflation that the big donors are terrified of as opposed to the usual monetary printing. He is only doing in now because he wants headlines as he slips into lame duck status.

>>25074172
People are really depending on this its kind of sad.
Saw an article that some people will see green next week. What are the chances of me getting the stimulus if im going to be newly employed after Christmas ? Where do i find information n who gets access to this

>>25074231
15 isn't going to win this contest, anon. If my ugly ass has gotten atleast 50 I'm sure someone rich in here is in the 100's. But that being said I did date a bunch of strippers and hookers when I was on drugs.

>>25074200
See >>25074278

And buy the dip.

>>25074205
This is true, they teach in finance theory courses that valuation is 0 if a stock never pays dividends, but that's given infinite time. So any company once they leave the growth phase will eventually pay dividends giving the shares value (by one valuation method that is commonly taught). So O'Leary is not remembering his formulas correctly, or twisting the meanings. Also, when a company does NOT pay dividends it is expected they reinvest that cash thus creating more growth.

>>25074278
actually it was more about sending hundreds of millions of dollars to random countries

if it was just 600 to americans he would have signed it

>>25074254
>She is trying to get you to impregnate her. I betchu she has a kid already and wants half your portfolio. sign the prenup now m8.
Bud, there’s no fucking way I’m getting married without signing a prenup.
There’s no way I’m owning any fucking kid without a paternity test.
There’s no fucking way a dime is coming out of my portfolio over the entirety of 2021, minimum.
I’d rather eat my dick.

>>25074287
How long can some one last on $600? I mean I lose that much gambling on options like every day.

>>25074278
>Orange man getting revenge at Repubs who dumped him
>enemies of my enemies
>PLNHF

>>25073027
RIOTS up 1,100% on the year

>>25074283
>what is transferwise
>what is a wire transfer
>what is escrow

go away crypto tard. bitcoin is worth nothing.

>>25074246
What could he have done? He already spammed that he would've signed a stand alone 1200 stimmy during that time.

>>25074250
>I mean I honestly don't think you'll make it 2 more weeks
I’d honestly love that, but I refuse to be the one to end it, so idk how tf it will end

I’ve been playing with this 3 months
I’ve learned nothing
>Buy PLTR and DKNG faggots

Sage and buy $SENT$

>>25074327
Well there is that one option in the strawpoll for you to lose your dick... never say never

>>25074327
>cannot turn a hoe into a house wife
Just remember that golden rule

my laptop is so slow it gives me trippy drug flashbacks when it lags and everything is delayed by 5 seconds. how do i make this piece of shit faster? i want to smash it off a wall 18 times a day

>>25074343
nah i dont really hold any crypto but im just saying. i do transactions a lot and bitcoin is what ive used and i use to buy a lot of shit too .

>>25074283
>bitcoin definitely does have a value
Not as a currency or store of value. It's playing a casino with a stock that has no underlying.

How do you guys effectively reset your trading rhythm? I find I get in a groove and start minting money, but then I start messing up and making bad plays and feel like I just need a reset somehow, step away from the game and come back with some fresh insight to mint more.

>>25074286
hey bro. 6.38 here

Futures are rebounding from the fucking lows. I need that data about the Novel Covid-20 the Bong Flu Bungaloo 2 evading the vaccine to hit the press like before the x-mas break. Cancel X-mas, and fucking sell everything!

>>25074326
I think its just niggers seething for free gibs. This changes the lives of only the most extremely poor.I guess trump acknowledged that with his tweet. This shit is a mess im done collecting neetbux. I need a nice WFH gig but i have no leads.

OCGN has lift off. I wonder if it’ll make it out of the atmosphere or just come crashing down.

>>25074386
based as fuck my friend

cheers to the glorious gains

>>25074356
draftkings will have some more buy in opportunities in the future. MEMEflu is too scary for boomers. , it will take off when sports are back to norms within 6 months. PLTR you fell for the memes, and didnt ride the wave I see.

>>25073027
I'm tempted to buy BLNK at the open tomorrow

>>25074286
In since $2, not thinking of selling to $15-$20 minimum. I want to sell covered calls and forget it, but crypto minining stocks have retard strength right now. I was able to scalp a 30% gain selling some calls earlier, but I would have lost out if I set and forgot them. They added $20 strikes so I’m happy with that. Bitcoin is struggling to maintain 24k, so I’m gonna wait and see what happens when it breaches 25k. I take profits on my calls almost everyday at this point.

>>25074392
Pretend to be a hispanic, apply on that basis until you get a yob. Fool-proof plan.

>>25074279
What the fuck, I love the orange man now.

>>25074398
Thanks for putting this on my radar! here is a (you)!
>PLNHF

Just two more weeks until the stimulus is passed, market will moon hard!

Printing off free play stations for the middle class is now as American as hotdogs or Ford.

>>25074331
>up 50% in a month

Is this the power of pizza?

Is it even possible to have a prolonged depression anymore with all the tools daddy Jerome are bringing out?

I'm kinda thinking crashes are thing of the past. Change my mind.

BCRX IS A TRAP DONT BUY

>>25074438
Yeah, he's actually doing something somewhat good calling congress out on their bullshit.

>>25074392
It depends on what your qualifications are and how much you need to earn. I never learned to code or any STEM shit and thought I was pretty much fucked but I've managed to get a comfy position teaching english online to yellow children. It's not much (about 25 an hour after subtracting self employment tax) but I live in a low cost of living state. I honestly can't imagine getting up and driving in to some goddamn office every day and having to kiss the ass of a boomer manager, I'd honestly rather kill myself than have that be my future

>>25074415
Unironically, I made a lot with my shares I bought for PLTR at $18. Lost on some Xmas time calls. And for DKNG I bought at like $53 months back. I just recovered, I had like $5000 equity in shares and I’m just in the positive. I’ve lost 50 cents after everything and it’s fucking hilarious.

>>25074460
>Cannabis

>>25074461
>I'm kinda thinking crashes are thing of the past
This is unironically the top

>>25074283
>bitcoin lets me send money internationally and receive it too

Bitcoin isn't legal tender. You still need to to convert it to fiat via an exchange/bank or ATM and that would require fees. The fact that you don't know of other options shows that you're just mindlessly parroting arguments you heard from BTC shills.

>>25074487
Yup. I sold calls like crazy today and even then might not be enough

I've decided to use SPACs at NAV as savings accounts that randomly spike 25%.

>>25074379
A paradigm shift is a minimum of 2 weeks bro but often as long as 3 months

Hell yeah 1200 come to me or if Trump gets his way 4000. either way I'll take it. First rule is; take what you can get especially if its free. Hell you'd never turn your back on $300 laying in the street now would you?. Fuck no.

>>25074510
>free
>but you pay taxes

>>25074487
Yeah, thinking crashes will never happen is crazy. However, with current day monetary policy recovery from crashes is a lot quicker than in the past. You won't have to baghold for 40 years anymore.

>>25074497
dude ive sent and receive money for the past 3 years and bitcoin has always been good

>>25073932
based and redpilled

Bitcoin is an energy bond retards. You're buying the future hashing power of the network. Bitcoin will continue to grow on cyclical boom bust cycles until all of them have been mined and then it will be slow and steady upwards forever.

>>25074497
This, holy dicks do the fees defeat the purpose

>>25074374
>how do i make this piece of shit faster?
Install gentoo.

>>25073932
unironically baggie i think your tesla puts might have been saved by this
what is your strike?

>>25074487
>printers gotta go brrrr to prevent amerifats from throwing a sissie fit and rampage with their AR15s
>no interest rate increase cuz debt levels are too damn high
>every western nation is printing to continue trading, no imbalance, no loss of confidence

There will be corrections, sure, but it won't be a full 1930s 1-800-LINEUP-4-SOUP

Daddy trump sticking up for us. asking for $2000 per American instead of $600
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1341537886315950080?s=20

Does anyone have book recommendations for learning the ins and outs of the stock market and how people invest, short, options, securities, etc? I want more an overview of what's what, I'm not looking for books on actual trading advice of strategy. Most of what I come across is the latter though.

Like, if you were to learn about this stuff in school, is there a common textbook that is used?

>looking at writing covered put
>put price is $15
>stock price is $11

kind of confused, can someone help?

so if I write this put and someone actually buys it for $1500 and I sell the shares for that much at the expy date would that mean I just made $400 for essentially nothing?

Tomorrow I buy the tops of everything shilled here today

>>25074432
Holy based this is a great idea. My last name is EXTRMELELY Italian though. SO thats kind of a farce.

>>25074471
Im gonna be wageslaving for a while. Job is a morning zoom meeting then a few hours working alone in the field. Shouldnt be too bad. WFH jobs seem to be a dime a dozen. KEK i alsmot did that shit too, I wanted more hours tho, and something with even less interaction.

>>25074587
Bullish for GME

>>25074593
Ticker?

>>25074593
lol sounds good to me bro no way you can fail

>>25074540
imagine actually believing this

>>25074600
CLDR

>>25074645
>>25074624
so there's no downside to this? no hidden catch?

>>25074600
Buy bitf and your statement won't be true.

Market tomorrow gonna be blood red like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew3--XVFioU

May god have mercy on our souls

>>25074656
Perfect

Wtf QS is at $130 I was thinking of buying it at $13 when it was KCAC but never thought it would go above $20 after merger. We are at the top when retards are buying up a battery company with no product till 2024 and no revenue till then.

how do company ceos even make money? literally every single stock i look at the company loses money

every.

single.

one.

im convinced not a single fucking company makes money but apple and amazon. even if they do like 10% of revenue is profit. wtf.

>>25074487
Yeah after reading this and all the other exuberance lately and random retards starting to think they can "day trade" on their $4000 account after sitting through an epic bull run, I am going to sell covered calls like a madman

>>25074620
it would be if it didn't make it impossible for the bill to get passed..
republican senate will not approve $2,000 checks
plus chance of pocket veto
>>25072783
>>25072831
and then even if they did manage to get it on his desk by tomorrow (doubtful) then a 2/3 majority may also not happen as any senator who votes for $600 checks instead of $2,000 will receive disapproval from their constituents
also is causing uncertainty over the georgia senate race now = potentially more capital gains taxes = sell offs

>>25074710
clown world i noticed this too

every company is losing money i thought capitalism you made money

seems like a bank scam where every human is in debt

>>25074591
refresh smg every day and listen to people on youtube

>>25074603
1) get 'creative' with your resume, claiming to be a minority that gets hiring points from HR
2) use free online resources to acquire skills like learning to code in one language (Java, C++, HTML, Python etc) and then claim to have some experience in a few others but really be autistic about mastering one
3) apply for remote internships, paid or unpaid doesn't make a difference as all STEM shit is remote nowadays
4) eventually acquire actual experience and references in 'the industry'
5) in a year or two get a real tech job like IT or tech sales and start bringing in the bank while working remotely

This is my plan

>>25074586
Printer can't go brr forever, you could easily end up like in Europe with zero or slightly negative rates + stagflation forever. In countries like Spain, they still haven't even recovered from the Great Recession.

Once the Fed runs out of tools you're fucked.

>>25074678
Looks like something that will dump immediately. Sounds great.

>>25074667
did some more reading and yes, there is significant risk if the stock price goes over $15, you're essentially losing money then.

Is nobody here really buying BFT?
Then again I'm pretty sure you guys will bitch because it might crab a bit for the next month before doubling.
Its such a no brainer holy shit. I've already maxed out my account on shares and warrants.

>>25074579
i'm probably still fucked strike is 600 and they expire thursday so like i'm either fucked or i'm not. I mean tesla is fucking volatile shit and seeing it do a -10% isn't unheard of, plus now that it's in spy it can get fucked both ways,

>>25074603
Yeah, hours are a problem, I probably would have a lot more trouble if I didn't own a rental house and rent rooms in the house I live in.

What did you find? Morning zoom followed by field work sounds quite comfy as well.

>>25074787
I suspect it's going to crab.

>>25074774
they had their chance to listen but they never do and will be priced out accordingly

>>25074774
Looks like the top Ill take it

>>25074710
When interest rates are low, it's usually more capital efficient for a company to spend as much as possible to grow rather than to return profits to shareholders.

A lot of companies that "lose money" could easily go profitable by laying off all the people working on growth opportunities. Most of those companies also don't really have debt, they raise money by issuing shares and then whittle down the pile of cash they have. So they're not really at risk of going bankrupt either. For example a company like Uber could easily go into hibernation for a year if they needed to.

>>25074759
decent plan mate, made me laugh, but i dont think youll really get anyhwere far with that. They dont just hand out internships either. Especially wfh

>>25074286
Got in at $8 something but didn't put a lot of money in. We're going to $20 EOY tho

Eat the bugs.

I swear if you fucks make me bake another thread on my phone...

>>25074774
Based, definitely a no brainer.
I will now buy your bags.

>>25072687
>He didn't read the article

>>25074827
Thank god another BFT man is here

>>25074832
It might drop as low as $13 but you have no idea how far this thing will rocket soon. Do you DD and just fucken hold. The market cap is too big to be affected by retail, you'll need to chill like the rest of us while the big MMs gobble up shares. Then it will become SBE 2.0.
Might not be a for a month until we rocket or might be tomorrow.

>>25074891
Bake the thread

>>25074356
amazing, you've gone +0% during a time when 2x's were happening everywhere, never mind 10-baggers

>>25074891
>>>25074937

>>25074774
QS $130
LAZR $40
CIIC $30

Notice how all of these are speculative hype companies with no revenue but have the potential to be the next Tesla. This is how you make money, not buying a 20 year old paymentt company which has remained stagnant while the competition has grown.

>>25073083
Invest talk. It’s boomer as fuck but I been listening since I started trading. I take nine of their advice though and haven’t been doing too good.

>>25073600
Kekd as well

>>25074356

>>25074015
Rkt

>>25074040
Yes. 500 shares waiting to pop