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>$12.65

>> No.25067573

>>25067552
is this good?

>> No.25067580
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>>25067552
kek

>> No.25067601

Can’t believe a suicide stack costs more than 6 figures

>> No.25067617

>>25067552
Sergey is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the local McDonalds. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him at the Ocean Protocol meetup. He laughs. I get my big mac. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away.
I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Sergey Nazarov? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh.
"What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the oracle problem?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a philosophy major?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

>> No.25067621

>>25067552
how many times are you going to be able to post this and be right?

>> No.25067692

>>25067617
What's the first part from? I got a hearty chuckle from the ending.

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>>25067552
WE NEED A NEW MEME PRICE SOMETHING TO BRIDGE THE GAP BETWEEN 12.65 AND 1K BECAUSE WE ARE IN TOO CLOSE PROXIMITY TO 12.65 COMPARED TO 1K AND THE MEME MAGIC SURROUNDING IT PULLS US CLOSER THAN ANY AMOUNT OF 1KEOY MEMES CAN HOPE TO PLUS ALL THE NEWFAGS ARE FUDDING THE HELL OUT OF THIS BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE LATE AND WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT.

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FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK JANNIES $77.77 EOY

>> No.25067989

>>25067601
Can't believe people hold something with less than 1000% upside. Fucking BTC will make that.

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>>25067552
i'm beginning to suspect the 12.65 guy is actually an insider