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The Coinbase PRE IPO is hot on reddit.
They are signing up en masse.

I did post it here first yesterday, but apparently this board is full of poorjeets and link holders.

What's wrong anon? Too poor to get in?

https://ftx.com/#a=preipo

Choochoochoo! The Coinbase PreIPO train is not slowing down. Get in or enjoy staying poor.

>> No.25062219

>Coinbase IPO IOUs on FTX
ahahahahahhaahhaa

>> No.25062248

>>25062177
Unfortunately I only know about crypto...

>> No.25062277

>>25062177
>cash settled futures which do not represent equity in Coinbase and are not related to any real anchor or tether
he could just write BLASTOISE TOKENS and there would be functionally no difference.

>> No.25062293

>>25062219
this. Fucking retards have no clue what they are actually buying

>> No.25062298

If I'm in US is there any reason to even pay attention?

>> No.25062310

>>25062277
Except I might consider buying Blastoise tokens

>> No.25062313

>>25062293
AirBNB IOUs made me 110% in a day though.
U mad?

>> No.25062323
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>>25062310
valid

>> No.25062330

>>25062177
Coinbase more like shitbase

>> No.25062331

>>25062298
No, especially if you don't have 1 million dollars to prove you're an accredited investor.

>> No.25062346

>>25062177
i lied about my income to become 'accredited'
how bad is this?

>> No.25062354

>>25062177
>60B is an extreme value
is coinbase gonna be valued at 60 billion dollars on public launch or what

>> No.25062403

>>25062346
doenst matter on FTX, does matter on platforms like sharespost or Equityzen

>> No.25062451

>>25062354
I bet it will go public on a 200b valuation.

>> No.25062457

>>25062403
yeah im on equityzen. how much does it matter? is it just a ban from the website?

>> No.25062501
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>>25062451
well careful fren. govts can't destroy bitcoin but they can destroy coinbase.

>> No.25062523

>>25062457
no unless you run into another legal issue with them. in that case they will destroy you for lying. so lets pray for an orderly exit/ipo