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>>25060873
bought quantum

GME YOU WILL GO BACK DOWN TO $18 BEFORE CLOSE AND I WILL BUY YOU

>>25060873
how much have you gmefags made? i only have like 400 in it..

WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
URANIUM ORE'S WORTH MORE THAN GOLD
SOLD MY CAD', I BOUGHT ME A JEEP
I'VE GOT THAT BUG AND I CAN'T SLEEP
URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADIN' ALL AROUND
WITH A GEIGER COUNTER IN MY HAND
I'M A-GOIN' OUT TO STAKE ME SOME GOVERNMENT LAND
URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
WELL I HAD TALK WITH THE AEC*
AND THEY BROUGHT OUT SOME MAPS THAT LOOKED GOOD TO ME
AND ONE SHOWED ME A SPOT THAT HE SAID HE KNOWED
SO I STRADDLED MY JEEP AND HEADED DOWN THE ROAD
I RECKON I DROVE ABOUT 100 MILES
DOWN A BUMPY ROAD OUT THROUGH THE WILDS
WHEN ALL OF SUDDEN I BOUNCED TO A STOP
AT THE FOOT OF A MOUNTAIN, DIDN'T HAVE NO TOP
URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADIN' ALL AROUND
WITH A GEIGER COUNTER IN MY HAND
I'M A-GOIN' OUT TO STAKE ME SOME GOVERNMENT LAND
URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
WELL I TOOK MY GEIGER AND I STARTED TO CLIMB
RIGHT UP TO THE TOP WHERE I THOUGHT I'D FIND
A HUNK OF ROCK THAT WOULD MAKE IT CLICK
JUST LIKE I'D READ ABOUT VERNON PICK
ON THE SECOND DAY, I MADE THE TOP
AND I'M TELLIN' YOU, STEVE, I WAS READY TO STOP
THE ONLY CLICKIN' THAT I HEARD THAT DAY
WAS THE BONES IN MY BACK THAT HAD GONE ASTRAY
URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADIN' ALL AROUND
WITH A GEIGER COUNTER IN MY HAND
I'M A-GOIN' OUT TO STAKE ME SOME GOVERNMENT LAND
URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
WELL, YOU PACK UP YOUR THINGS
YOU HEAD OUT AGAIN
INTO SOME UNKNOWN SPOT WHERE NOBODY'S BEEN
YOU REACH THE SPOT WHERE YOUR FORTUNE LIES
YOU FIND IT'S BEEN STAKED BY 17 OTHER GUYS
WELL, I AIN'T KIDDIN', I AIN'T GONNA QUIT
THAT BUG'S DONE CAUGHT ME AND I'VE BEEN BIT
SO WITH A GEIGER COUNTER AND A PICK IN MY HAND
I'LL KEEP RIGHT ON STAKIN' THAT GOVERNMENT LAND
URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADIN' ALL AROUND
WITH A GEIGER COUNTER IN MY HAND
I'M A-GOIN' OUT TO STAKE ME SOME GOVERNMENT LAND
URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN

>>25060889
Not if I don't recognize the election results. #NotMyPresident #NeverBiden

I'm running out of cash buying all of these dips
It's going to go back up right?

The ABSOLUTE STATE of GME bears right now

>>25060919
$18 :)

If you want my GME, you can have half of it. For $30. If you want the other half, I'm gonna need to see $50. Not a penny less.

Which days will the market be closed in the US?

>SGBX
Buy the dip

>20 again
Well I feel a little dumb for selling my call this morning and not holding out for another couple hundo but at least I got money in the bank.

PLTR isn't +10% every day, it's over, I'm selling

>>25060936
More like sell all at 100. Based coomer

>>25060939
Friday, and next Friday.

>>25060919
$1200 unrealized, $1600 realized
t. 250 GME fag

>>25060939
early close thursday

closed Friday

>>25060939
Friday for Christmas

good thing tinny sold his GME to allow us to ascend to 30

>>25060969
do you sell covered calls?

>>25060804
Next time please inform me whenever you buy an option
>>25060842
That's the fucking spirit lad. I'm not in GME either and I damn sure am not buying now, but I'm glad for these guys. I really do hope they don't get greedy though. But it's their position not mine. Clearly they're more informed. I just know how these pumps play out as of late and had I exited positions EOD that absolutely pumped, I'd be far ahead right now.

BCRX bros, we'll make it to $10 eow right? ;-;

MVIS
>MVIS
MVIS
>MVIS

BLACK HOLES
LIVING IN THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE
RAZOR WIRE SPINNING AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)

TQQQ bros

RISE UP

Anyone unironically hold WWE here? Thinking of buying some for shits and giggles.

USPS is getting $10B from this retarded omnibus bill. Guess where it's going?

gild looks like a knife if anyone wants to catch it

>>25060981
i feel bad for him he keeps losing. i told him to sell the day before q3 earnings and buy back in after and he did the total opposite

at this point he would be fucking rich if he just bought arkk instead of ever gambling

>>25060985
I haven't fucked with options, maybe next year

>>25060990
No sweat. This is all part of the plan so we could buy more shares

>>25060919
20K if I sell now.

Buy GHIV

>>25061025
youll make a lot of extra money just sell contracts with a strike price of like 27.5 or something you wont lose any shares

Alright, inverse question on MARA.
How low do you think it will go just before close?

>>25061020
He does it to himself.

Perhamps?

Thinking ahead, is anyone going liquid this week or next for taxes/anticipating the tax dump? Or are you putting your money in anything comfy over the holidays?

how many of you are actually diversified and not putting half your portfolio in one stock or something?

>>25061061
yeah i know he does emotional trades

Would have made $3780 on GME right now but I sold 5 mins before that person bough 200k shares back at $11.9, you all remember that? Haha

>>25061056
I'd need a real broker and I don't want to lock up my account for a month transferring everything when the GME squeeze is imminent

>>25060994
my 1 call is up 800% should of bought more but oh well lol

>>25060873
>https://www.youtube.com/c/BenFelixCSI/videos
Pls delete this disgusting no risk boomer from the pasta.

Ok i bailed out of XOM for now. Dollar's rally attempt and OIL's reaction to it is not giving me much confidence in that trade. So i'm out at break even here.

>>25061071
im holding my shit unless something memes hard

>>25061098
well fidelity wouldnt let me do shit and i filled out an application and they automatically gave me level 1 options which let me sell covered calls i just dont have 100 shares of anything

>Bitcoin goes up $200 on the day
>MARA and RIOT go up $2 and $4

>>25061086
Half of my portfolio is in SPY, does that count?

>>25061086
If you're in more than 3 stocks your gains will be minimal and you will never make, understand?

im suddenly in the green after being red all day because i invested in SBE

>>25061098
also you might wanna think of getting out of those contracts now clf just went up a little bit and i dont think itll break 14

>>25061061
Is that SammyClassicSonicFan?? Is he a daytrader now?

>>25061086
If I really want to diversify, I'd just buy things like VOO, SPY, or something similar and just call it a day. I don't think there's a real point to going for high diversification unless you're in like 6-figures. Just be confident in your picks and have strong hands.

>>25061117
Silly Xombies when will they learn

>>25061086
Only 47% of my portfolio is GME, that means I'm diversified

>>25060919
Made just under 8k today

>UUUU

>>25061117
wypepo be like damn that's a nice ass

Tesla better sell the fuck off into close. I'm getting really tired of these soiboys and soulless gingers keeping me from getting rich quick.

wtf is a chud? I see it posted everywhere now. Is it like a dork or something?

>>25061149
No. That's our favorite kpopfag.
>follow him on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHAWxDfDrWU

If Cathie Wood is so smart why doesn't she own GME?

>>25061175
Is this a pancake ass joke or a pedophilia joke or both?

am i doing good? im a newfag and im just buying shit i see here that isnt retarded

i lost 100 on crsr when i first started and i also made 100 on calls on robinhood

>>25061117
XOM is a zombie with more interest expense than revenue. Piece of shit

>>25060933
Just please don't tell me you bought TSLA.

are women really an investment?

>>25061220
chud

>>25061065
Are there puts on this thing lol?
Free money once the insiders start cashing out and the fomo drys up.

>>25061175
White people have better taste then

>>25061179
Chud is just one of those clueless Trump voting white people who thinks they are voting for their interests. Usually these people are obese and dropped out of HS.

FOUR compare the revenue to SQ, PYPL, LSPD, then compares the marketcap, then compare the growth.... This fuckin thing is playin catch up and is trading at $72 but should at a MINIMUM be trading at $230. CEO is a fuckin badass too

>>25061200
checkmate arks fags.

>>25061244
worst waste of money ever only trad asian girls are good. i mostly only dated in high school and college and i never really had to spend money on girlfriends i usually just smoked weed and we fucked a lot.

i miss when girls were normal and didnt dress like sluts and get tattoos and look like strippers

>>25061149
>>25061197

>>25061264
trump won chud

>>25061170
Trying to get a position, when2buy

Silver lining, the past hour has actually been decent for us. Might actually close above 14 at this rate, which would at least be a small win.

>>25061246
Fair. I think I would unironically try human flesh if prepared and offered.

>>25061222
Yes. You're playing the right way. A lot of shit is shilled here but there are legit heavily fueled moon missions mentioned that I would have never purchased if I didn't see them shilled. Good picks there, though if you want a good cheap meme position right now then UUUU is a nice addition. Just got $75m grant from the US government - definitely going to be a safe and secure ride up from here if you get this low.

>>25061200
She should buy it - GME is causing serious disruption to the balance sheet of institutional shorts - ARK looks for disruptive companies

>>25061282
oof is that his actual search history? this is getting dark and sadder by the day lol

>>25061200
because this is a good stock for people that just downloaded the Robinhood app and now they think they are expert stock traders. Most Robinhood people only buy affordable cheap stocks like this because they can't afford the big boy stocks like amazon, tesla, apple, etc. Robinhood is a great platform for uneducated people who never graduated college. Having a few shares on robinhood app gives them great satisfaction and makes them feel very important in life. They brag about it at family

>>25061086
I've done all 3 strategies successfully. Started out by going all in AMD couple years ago. Diversified to as many as 15 stocks at once. Now I have consolidated into 3 stocks and a decent cash position. I really only consolidated because I became extremely bullish on 3 stocks and know they're great holds. Even when I was in 15 different stocks I got good gains overall.

>>25061288
>>25061246
Yes

>>25060925

>>25061007
we ride fren

I have Cat in my ID. Buy GME

>>25061295
For some reason (maybe to do with species endangerment levels) I would feel worse about eating gorilla/chimp/orangutan meat than eating human meat.

>>25061294
What happened to CLFchad? Did he finally fry all of his braincells from dabbing and watching his chart all day? Or is he just banned?

>>25060994
I can't believe this piece of shit actually mooned. Congratulations to the shills.

>>25061295
TRUMP WON YOU FUCKING CHUD

>>25061311
thanks bro ill check out their revenue i was actaully thinking about it i like shit thats actually important to the world like steel thats why i went into clf

>>25061179
It's a movie reference recently popular with lefties to use as a derogatory. I did google trends search on it several months ago when i started seeing it more often. From that it looks like it started mainly in Oregon and DC. The movie is called C.H.U.D. Stands for cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller.

>>25061319
robinhood lets you buy less than 1 share
retarded pajeet

>>25061244
I wish this were me so bad bros holy shit.

>>25061086
50% of my portfolio is an ETF which Im not touching for 5-7 years
the rest are meme stocks

Why should I buy(back) GHIV before january for exactly?

>>25061004
I got a dividend from them when I first started trading

>>25061179
forced meme from basement communists that must shit up every corner of the internet. just ignore and discuss stocks

>>25060939
Closes early (1pm EST) Dec 24th
Closed Dec 25
Closed Jan 1

>>25061367
Merger vote is on January 20th. So you ride the climb up towards that date.

Hmm should I get back into eman soon? I'm wondering if it'll copy what mvis did

>>25061175
it is a nice ass, just not big. Shape and texture are important too, same goes for boobies.

>>25061349
I think the rollercoaster/crabbing today just didn't make for good shitposting so he bailed early. Or maybe he actually has some real life obligations besides sitting around taking bong rips. Hard to imagine I know, but it's possible.

See you guys when I have 100k this time next year

>>25061333
Checked.
Is this like a new caveman meme?

>>25061179
right wing incels that look like this

>>25061313
someone screenshotted it from one of his videos lol

>>25061179
leftists are so obsessed with not causing offense that they can only source their meaningless insults from D list 80s movies

what else are they going to say? they can't call us faggots because that would offend the gays, they can't call us niggers because that would offend the niggers, they can't call us retarded because that's ableist (lol), they can't call us autistic because that's neurodivergentphobic (lmao), etc etc.

>>25061367
merger vote date is jan 20

>>25061408
I might get some ARKK LEAPs. Problem is they're so fucking expensive now. I was pricing them two days ago and even being conservative they looked like comfy gains. Now, shit I don't even know if it's worth it. Might as well buy shares.

Dear Sirs.

What will being UUUU end of year price sirs?

Thank you Sirs.

>>25061416

>>25061244
>"You don't want a voice, you just want to complain about not having one."
Only if you're aware of and can accept this.

>>25061042
thank you for making me feel better

I lost all respeck for Melvin.

>>25061408
you dumb ass....

>>25061416
It's so tame for 4chan. call them magaturds instead.
You probably came from reddit.

Which broker do you use?

>>25061398
>>25061416
okay chud

i dont even own uranium but i like to pretend im in on the memes its fun

>>25061442
Trump lost chud

>>25061416
>John Oliver
>right wing
???

sour hour coming bros

Have you joined the Deep State?

>>25061388
Sell before or after merger? Do we have any idea what UWM will be valued at? I have a 16b number in the merger news but I don't see how it translate to stock value if we don't have the number of shares.

TIMBERRRR GME

>>25061263
Not exactly, it describes a specific social archetype i.e. young, contrarian and socially challenged alt-right midwits who develop reactionary political beliefs as a maladaptive cope

SOLD ALL MY GME AT $20 HAHAHAHAHHA THANKS BAGHOLDERS

>>25061349
he never posts when his shit is in the red lol he probably just stops looking at the screen and ignores us

We're horses on the moon
We sing a horsey tune
But there aint no hay
So we just say "neigh"
As we ride across the moon!

YES GME GIVE ME THOSE EOD CHEAPIES

OH NO GME BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>25061461
Why

>>25061441
Five dollars sir
Best,
Rajesh

>>25061264
>>25061398
That ass is close to being concave.

>>25061244
They are the only game in town until elon makes catgirl sex androids.

>>25061442
Bruh, capital always wins and fucks both sides

'but im a capital!' squealed the guy who didn't own property or attend the right schools

>>25061463
see
>>25061422
it's tame because their entire belief system is built around walking on eggshells to preserve their "diverse coalition"

>>25061442
Accurate

BUY TO OPEN the CLDR Jan 15 2021 expiration $15 strike calls at $.50 .First Profit Target: $.75
CLDR calls all afternoon hitting the tape as seen. so much call flow in this stock today with option volume running 2.3x usual volume and Implied Vol up 5% call from JAN to FEB MAY JUNE expiration all coming in today with a 7.5% rally in the stock. Most orders range from 1500-2000 in size with multiple 200k premiums. Could be Ichan news as he is a top shareholder/stake in the company.The calls are moving as writing so could look at other strikes/expirations.

51k plus calls today wow! That's now running 4x expected volume. Over $14.20 stock has a breakout with new 52 week highs.

>>25061179
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud
My nationality :)

Hope you bought the dip

>>25061086
I don't think the mongos that say they're "ALL IN" on a stock are actually all in, right?

>>25061477
Oliver is a boring lib-centrist who can identify problems and squeal for hours about them and then fail to present solutions

eternal handwringing is the libs natural state

oh ufck oh fuckk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Something something TA is astrology something something random coin flips.
10% price jump here a day trader could have won, I called the pennant in an earlier thread.

>>25061518
because its still an etf at the end of the day theyre not meant to be non stop moon missions. she said that arkk is probably going to be bearish soon and shes expecting it to act like a normal etf after and only give 20% gains a year its not really meant to go up 100% like this and its kinda late to get in with something like that you should of bought the calls before it mooned

but im new to it and i could be totally wrong but i dont think its going to keep mooning but i think youre good for the short term

>>25061333
Why is Le /pol/face on the left here?

>>25061441
$4.20 EOY 2020
$25-30 EOY 2021
$60 EOY 2022.

>>25061532
libs don't walk on eggshells, they moralize and pretend that 'representation' solves problems of inequality

if we were in the 1800s they'd be pulling shit like 'ya but some slaveowners are black, can we really say its a racist system???'

>>25061566

>>25061530
Oh I agree fuck both sides. Gas them all, 4th Reich now!

So if we close in the red zone I think I'm dead, but if we close below the red zone the key support level will have collapsed and we shall plunge all the way into funtown.

Anybody think SNDL is a good buy right now?

horse shorts are desperate but are taking BIG MARKET MAKER COCK right now +10% again tomorrow

>>25061601
Fascists are the last resort of collapsing liberal democracies when capital goes apeshit and props up anyone willing to do violence on their behalf

its why they flame out almost instantly lol

WHERE IS THE ANON WHO TOLD US ABOUT

AMLH (SUB PENNY OTC STOCK) LAST WEDNESDAY

AND AMRS LAST THURSDAY NIGHT??

I NEED TO THANK HIM

>>25061602
im not feeling too hot about tesla right now. i kinda wanna see the portfolios of people who bought at 695 lol

>>25061602
Cathie says it's gonna keep going up. I think you made a mistake

>>25061592
>if we were in the 1800s they'd be pulling shit like 'ya but some slaveowners are black, can we really say its a racist system???'
Of all the shitcore analyses with absurdly incorrect historical parallels drawn I've seen on this website, this has to be by far the most retarded one. I really hope you don't have kids so you can brainwash them with this drivel.

>>25061602
you lost chud
time to get a job

>>25061563
okay but he totally looks like the incel wojack meme

>>25061489
Not sure myself. Safe bet is sell before merge.

>>25061442
If you pull back the jew is fucking the right guy too

>>25061574
I’m in it because it’s NOT a guaranteed moon mission. I’ve had my fun with those and just want comfy ETF leap gains now

>>25061644
how is it going to go to 100k next year?

>MFA calls a redemption of senior notes
I've read the definition but it still isnt makeing sense. What doest his mean and is it good or bad?

>>25061524
I will accept the lack of flying cars in current dystopia if there will be genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership.

Also palantir to 35 before end of year.

>>25061292
Support at 3.54 and resistance at 3.67, so anything below 3.55 i'd say is really good, otherwise 3.60 and under is decent. This stock isn't for paper hands. You most likely won't see big returns until mid 21

>>25061566
NOT TODAY!

small ass is a good thing actually

>>25060994
But when do we sell. it smashed my target so I dont have a clue, ahhhh.

>>25060994
why and how? I remeber buying this at 1.00 and selling it at 1.25 because it was trash. Guess I should have held out for the 8x in 6 months?

>>25061626
Drink bleach, commie.

>>25061222
Your investing capital is less than 1k just get a job and save up first or go degen with otm options.

You're wasting your time picking stocks since you don't have enough capital.

>>25061509
Jesus fuck man have some respect for the meme format. Do me a favor and never post online again

>>25061621
I've been in WKHS so long these movements don't even bring me happiness. $2 to $20 was pretty exhilarating but we've gone through the 15-20, 20-30 cycles so many times.

>>25061678
patrician

>>25061603
It's crabbing, so there is that. 0.4 is likely the new floor. But it's not worth holding for the wait imo.

>>25061633
Bruh, the Civil War wasn't started by hardened abolitionists, it was the southern aristocracy who sperged out when they started losing federal power.

Lincoln's evolution to 'fuck it free the slaves and lets solve this' from 'can we compensate slaveowners and send them back to Africa?' when he started as 'slavery is badish but lmao im not gonna touch it' was driven by circumstance.

Cathie uses that British spelling of her name. She's probably partly responsible for that new British virus that's going to shut everything down and cause another fucking crash. Fucking cunt.

>>25061333
Should be pol on the left

>>25061311
Where did you see the 75m grant? I didn't see it in their release last week

>>25061441
Building association between a stock and pajeets is a devious FUD.

At this rate we'll actually close above 14 after that rollercoaster of a day.

>>25061693
lurk moar newfag
that guy has been posting that image with "good morning I hate Sherman" for months

>>25061629
>>25061629
Im here lad.
Like that 200% jump on amlh and the 40% jump on amrs?

Amlh will be swinging back and forth. Hold a position just incase.
Amrs will rise for years and years.

>>25061045
i have 1k shares shill me more spacs under 11

>>25061626
Is that why Franco kicked your ass back into the sea while the Soviets stole all your gold and abandoned you?

shill me some robinmeme stocks to put 17 dollars into. Penny stocks preferred.

>>25061708
i have a share stack i never touch i just like to gamble on the options while i wait for the big payday

>>25061689
Is $7k a decent amount to start with in a retail account?

>>25061626
Nazism is not fascism.

>>25061678
I love spanking tiny asian butts, make them feel like they are a child being punished by the big European barbarian.

>>25061717
>>25061582
see
>>25061638
"le /pol/ face" is literally a perfect frame trace of John Oliver

>>25061670
Based. Buying more UTZ next time it dips.

>>25061729
HOLY FUCK, I LOVE YOU.
Thank you dude, wen from 7k to 16k you're amazing. Ive never said this - but KEEP YOUR TRIP ON PLS

>>25061755

You've probably never even had a hug from someone that wasn't in your family

>>25061657
I was meming

>>25061762
cope more chud

>>25061755

ha ha same i too love to have sex and put my penis in vagina

RIOTers I sold waaaaay too early FUCK

>>25061729
>>25061769
oh and any other nice plays you want to share?

>>25061732
Franco is the odd man out and the Soviets were a hilariously paranoid regime.

Spain lul

>>25061741
You should always invest money in excess of your emergency 3 month SHTF fund.
But at really small 4 digit amounts just put it in a etf or reit it's not worth picking stocks with that much capital.

>>25061783
I'll continue to cope by existing within a system that glorifies capital and produces billionaires with private spade programs. You can continue to cope by crying about it.

just busted a nut to my GME and PLUG gains of today.

how much did you make today /biz/?

CLF OOOOOOO

>>25061689
i have more money and i make a little bit of money but im using my money to try and get a car and move out and shit. i dont want to go all in with like 10,000 dollars or something im just using a little bit of money to learn for fun and make a little bit of some cozy gains on the side of my job

as i keep making money im probably going to just add to moon, arkk, and apple and maybe some other safe plays but i want a majority of my money in safer stocks because ill kill myself if i lose a lot

OH NO NO NO, DID WE GET COCKY MVIS BROS? I'M FINANCIALLY RUINEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>25061769
PHUN swinging from sub 1 to 1.20 ..pretty easy gains

Also buying ERX calls for 2023, as high as possible for the recovery of oil

>>25061626
Can I know what you're drinking so I can buy some after today?

What is the next CLSK???

ATHX for ARDS
BCRX for Complement Factor D inhib

>>25061762
No it isn't. It's based on some public shooter

>>25061810
Any communist regime that lasts more than a day becomes a paranoid circle of backstabbing and secret police. Because communism cannot survive without overwhelming authoritarianism, giving up and becoming market socialists, or both (China).

Ready lets get this sour hour sell off started. Starting with a roll for British Virus Covid-20 evades the vaccine.

>>25061841
shitloads of cheapass coffee so my heartbeat runs thru its 1billion beats as fast as possible and i reach the sweet embrace of death

>>25061781
oh yeah for comfy gains arkk options might actually be a good idea i might look into that

dunno if I should get UUUU or UEC

>>25061718
https://www.energyfuels.com/2020-12-22-Energy-Fuels-Applauds-75-Million-Launch-of-the-U-S-Uranium-Reserve-in-Bipartisan-2021-Omnibus-Spending-Bill

Just released this morning.

>>25061844
TSLA

>>25061725
I’m the one posting it you fucking turbokike this particular anon got the formatting wrong doublenigger

>>25061740
Yeah I haven't sold a single share in almost two years. Just kept buying until WKHS comprised 50% of my stock portfolio. Could have made a ton swinging it but the explosion upwards will be Biblical so no point risking it.

Are there any good cheapies to buy at closing and sell at open?

>>25061826
13% today, its been good

>>25061769
Can you please shut the fuck up faggot i'm trying to accumulate.

I was up $9001 before but then TSLA turned around and now im only up $4800 fuck this gay earth

havent closed, still hoping for it to crash in sour hour

>>25061857
time to get a job chud

>>25061853
China managed to sneak into the world economy and it turns out weirdass Stalinism has advantages vs market economies, its really hilarious to watch

>>25061734
All the pennyshits I know of aren't available on rh. You could put that in UEC for some uranium I guess.

>>25061847
>n-n-no it i-i-isn't!!!!
lol open your eyes nigger it's literally peak soi face

>>25061769
>>25061802
>>25061839
thanks, will follow.
also you were right about SEEL too. .97 to 1.70 now.

YOU GENTLEMEN ARE NOW AWARE
BOY SMINEM HAS A YOUTUBE AND IS ACTIVELY UPLOADING VIDEOS OF HIM FIGHTING BOG
https://youtu.be/0R9n76NnhPw
PLEASE SHARE AND LET'S GET THIS KID SOME FUCKING COINS

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I GO ALL IN C3PO

>>25061826
I'm up $130 rn, which I guess isn't a lot, but it feels really gud

>>25061822


why not? he can just keep PnD all the meme stocks shilled here. This clown market wont go anywhere as long as the fed keeps printing money.

>>25061872
i "swing" with options and put my profits into other stonks, that is when i don't get btfo

Ay, took some time but the first one hit. Keep going DKNG!

>>25061822
Sounds reasonable, but I already have about $75k in ETFs, and wanted to do some gambling.

>>25061909
China integrated to the world economy by literally creating "not communism zones". That's not exactly a ringing endorsement of communist economics.

are leaps just calls that go out to 2022-2023?

OH NO ITS SOUR HOUR
SELL EVERYTHING

>>25061835
lmao disregard. We're going to $9.50 before close.

>>25061918
Fascinating

MVIS just keeps going, I think I'm going to take some profits here brehs

>>25061949
China has a centralized political structure controlling its markets and totally dedicated to stealing every scrap of foreign technology it can.

They also demand (and get) massive concessions from every corporation that wants to operate in China.

Its hilarious to watch them butcher corps and steal their secrets.

>>25061937
I will never forgive the Milwaukee Bucks for causing pro leagues to go on strike and scaring me into selling at $39 before it mooned to $63 on bullshit.

>>25061712
The fact that the Civil War wasn't started on abolitionist rhetoric does not mean that modern day liberals would share the 1800's idea of ignoring the inherently and systemically racist institution of slave ownership and slave labor fueled economies.
Not only that, you've failed to draw a nexus from the idea of modern liberals equating representation with equity/equality to how people ignored the system of slave ownership being racist entirely in the 1800's. Modern day liberals would 100% say "yes, it is a racist system."
Just reading posts like yours on this website lowers my IQ because its apparent how strongly you've been brainwashed. You bring up two points, with one of them being a hypothetical, and you fail to provide any commentary which would draw a nexus between the two points.

>>25061915
I'm not invested in this, but you are either misinformed oe engaging in outright meme revisionism. I can't be bothered ro search for the photo of that mass shooter but that was the inspiration for chud face.

Why the fuck would anyone use John Oliver's likeness as a right wing meme?

>>25061859
Nice.

>>25061966
good decision breh it's going to crash hard when it finally does

>sell the top of PLTR at the opening
>buy the dip a few hours later
>sell the top tomorrow at the opening
I've been doing this for a month now. Mortgage paid off in a month if that continues.

>>25061909
how do you sneak in when they were invited through the front doors by global governments

>>25061954
yes

>>25060919
I'm stupid and only bought 25 shares at 14.50 :-)

why did I not go big?

>>25061802
>>25061917
>>25061839
Yeah, SEEL you can swing as well.

The other i forgot is MMEDF on td Ameritrade
Shroom therapy.
Cgc has a crazy rise ahead as well.

>>25061974
You had me until you used nexus twice then i realized ur academic credentials were from a cereal box

should I sell GME today

>>25061969
>communism works if we abandon communism entirely and just steal everything while selling our workers to global megacorps
Okay, sure. I'll give you that. You can improve communism by making it not communist.

>>25061966
>bought MVIS at 1.95
>sold MVIS at 2.53
I can't believe I sold MVIS right before the pump. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SICK OF THIS GAME

>>25061915
probably bait, but I'm pretty sure it's the walmart shooter from Texas. I think that was the nail in the coffin for 8ch too

>>25061839
I'll trust you on that one. I don't enjoy getting raped by commissions for buyings tousands of shares, but it looks like a solid play.

AMD with the beautiful V shape today.

...I'm here to let you know that Riot Blockchain is up 37% today and I sold it last friday like a dumbass.
Point and laugh at the idiot.

>>25062026
no it isn't chud

so whats the best technical analysis book out there??
just got Japanese Candlestick charting bu I wanted to know what biz uses for dem sick gains

>>25061989
World economy thought they would seduce China away from the Reds, then totally forgot they were still Red after the USSR collapsed.

rate my portfolio

ALPP
OTGLY
CLSK
GIK
GHIV
HZON
MP
TLS
THBR
TDAC
THCB
UTZ
VLDR

Leaps are so comfy AAAAAAAAAA

>>25062016
So far I've seen ~10 people today mention that they were selling a portion and taking profits
Nothing wrong with selling 1/4 to 1/3 and taking profits
Also nothing wrong with just holding for Q4 earnings
Up to you

>>25062016
not if you have a brain

>>25061974
what the fuck does a protoss probe factory have to do with racism? is it because the probes are actually slaves?

>>25062006
I do use nexus in pretty much all my writing, its something drilled into me since the first month of my L1. Regardless, please don't have kids if you think that modern day liberals ignore whole systems of inequality the way that liberals in the pre-Reconstruction era ignored inherently unequal outcomes from slavery.

>>25061658
Pls halp

>>25061863
I've just come out of UEC, definitely better opportunitis out there, even in uranium. UUUU is crabbing, so I'd wait for a dip to buy in.

so there is a ton of money in EV charging.... is anything eventually going to have a monopoly over it?

>>25062026
basically the equivalent of shutting down 4chan is some /biz/ poster committed securities fraud, that's how naive folks are

>>25061896
It's rough shorting a bubble which is propped up by tards. It has to pop eventually; hold out.

>>25061976
>>25062026
It was the Wal Mart shooter but he happens to have the exact same facial structure and glasses as John Oliver which is what makes leftists trying to push that meme so funny and why they get so buttflustered when you point it out

>>25062056
>no WKHS
in the fucking trash it goes redditor

>>25062022
Bruh, the USSR was an embattled state from its creation (also super paranoid lol).

China doing China shit and clowning the fuck out of the world economy is very entertaining to watch from the failing liberal democracies of ye olde world

>>25062023
I sold CLSK for 3.50 if it makes you feel better anon

>>25062033
look at this fucking chud

I cleaned this up a bit because of autism.

>>25062016
No. hold GME

>>25062048
communism works chud, deal with it

Feels so comfy buying the metals dip.
AGQ and JNUG is all you need to make it.

that guy buying leaps on arkk has me thinking wouldnt that just give me the comfy gains ive been looking for? whats the risk? just the fact that it gets more worthless if it doesnt go up fast enough?

etfs are fucking garbage with 10% a year but wouldnt that actually give real gains and be safe?

GME bros we got too cocky AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25062075
Bruh, modern liberals have more refined sensibilities now that we export slavery to overseas shell corporations

Have you not seen the supreme court case where Nestle argues child slavery is actually fine cuz its conducted abroad thru shells?

>DoJ suing Walmart

>>25062089
the sudden retard strength pops are really offputting

So we're back to this are we

>>25062090
Probably, but I remember a lot of /pol/ users seething their minds off at that meme when it first emerged

gme bros we got rejected... its ok were still up.. r-right bros?

>>25062133
dude it went up like 25% today chill out lol still nice gains

>>25062119
>and be safe?

>>25062119
I’m sort of running the wheel on it too, sell when it moons for a day then buy back when a red day

>>25062095
Communism will always be "embattled from creation" because the vast majority of people are not and never will be communists. The only way communists take power is shooting those people until they shut up. Name one communist revolution that went differently.

sold at 18.94 because I had to poop, will buy back in at a later time

>>25062036
>>25062026

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/options-traders-know-something-cleveland-133201862.html

lmao im dead

>>25061658
Paying back debt early. Generally positive but not significant.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/callablebond.asp

>>25062048
naw they just wanted to take advantage of china's population as the world's factory

>>25062178
articles like this are written by bots

>>25062142
>>25062175
it doesn't look like john oliver at all you fucking chuds

>>25062159
Wait, if your planning on selling so soon why buy LEAPs?

>>25062201
they browse /smg/

>>25062175
John Oliver needs a new hair stylist that looks awful

>>25062203
Seethe harder lol

>>25062075
>Regardless, please don't have kids if you think that modern day liberals ignore whole systems of inequality the way that liberals in the pre-Reconstruction era ignored inherently unequal outcomes from slavery.
>telling someone with a different opinion they shouldn't breed


haha the pure irony of your statement defines the liberal mentality

>>25062175
I can't believe John Oliver would upload such a unflattering image of himself.

>>25061741
If you invested that into rmg 3 weeks ago you would have 18k rn

Then if you invested that 18k into BFT you could have 100k by summer

>>25061896
Shorting during the bubble phase of the rally when there are turds like MVIS tripling in one day.

I'll give you a tip, you only short when they is fraud or when the last bears throw in the towel.

>>25062209
In case shit hits the fan randomly, gives me time.

>>25062111
based

Realistically how far is MMEDF going to dip? Its getting kind of stupid now.

>>25061974
>he thinks slave labour earns money
Retard, why do you think we switched to wage-slavery? Because muh lincholn was muh good man? Kys.

>>25062111
Checked

>>25062250
ill give you a tip

*unzips dick*

>>25061574
>only 20% gains/year
>only
You realize the recovery since March isn't normal right?
That still beats the market and worth it even with the expense ratio

>>25062136
Oh okay I see what you're doing, you're conflating the idea of economic liberalism with progressive liberalism.
Tell me how the modern neoliberal paradigm of pretending representation solves problems of inequality is the same line of logic that Americans used to go from not wanting to get involved with abolition at all to going into a full on war about it?

Your points are just all over the place because you are using the clueless Amerishart definition of a liberal since voting blue = being a liberal to you.

Like why would the leftys bully right wingers online with an image of a mass murderer? It's like isn't that exactly what makes these losers go off the deep-end? are liberals really this fucking retarded?

Thanks to whoever shilled buying VLDR before zoox announcement

BNKU looking pretty cheap today, will probably do well over the next few weeks as banks ramp up share buybacks

>>25062111
Original personal responsibility poster here, i approve. Will be building off this

>>25062075
>ignored inherently unequal outcomes
>supports affirmative action and welfare despite their persistent failure to produce equal outcomes in unequal groups
the biggest think

>>25062275
Its kinda amazing to watch lib brain at work

>>25062295
Why would people bully kpopanon about being a broke schizo? Because it's fun.

>>25062297
Are there insiders on here?

>>25062312
Insider here

short TSLA

its all fucking over

>>25062033
I don't laugh at someone who takes profit and gets dubs admitting his "failures".

reminder to invest in a future you can be proud of

>>25062312
There are put it’s hard to distinguish them from larpers

>>25061564
I go all in when I really believe in a stock. Up 310% since November. Currently all in 4k shares GHIV

Should I buy seel tomorrow morning or wait for dip

>>25062253
Fair. I was thinking 6 months for cheaper calls, but I'm not attacking your strategy. Sure beats my positions right now. But I am holding ARKK.

Also here's 30 minutes of Cliffland Crabs

>>25062312
I used to be an insider before I quit my job.

>>25062329
Based Chile anon from /turn left/‘s oc

>>25062294
Lmao dude the libs didn't start the civil war, they were attacked and forced into it

Oh mother fucking TSLA... God damn it.

oh nice another retard strength TSLA green candle

fuck these god damn zoomers

>>25062302
Jesus fucking christ, I genuinely have no words to explain how stupid this logic is.
NOBODY wants equality of outcomes you uneducated monkey. Equality of outcomes is unfeasible and results in a terribly monotonous society where growth can't happen because everyone has the same outcomes. Not only is that bad for an economy/people, its impossible.
What you are doing is conflating the idea of equality of outcomes with the idea of equality of opportunity. Once you get that through your skull you'd understand.

>>25062033
I bought BITF at 0.69 and sold at 1.43

>>25062322
>implying this dip isn't just a symmetrical parabola

>WMT
It's all so tiresome.

>>25062312
He just pointed out that everyone knew they were using their stuff, but it wasn't made official so media hadn't picked up on it yet. Convinced me to open a small position after doing a little digging myself

>>25062278
But anon that's gay.

Can you fags stop arguing about politics?

slightly erotic flat market

>>25062366
I knew I should’ve bought calls when you said you were short

>>25062142
Yeah, /pol/ had a complete meltdown over it spammed bunkerchan/leftypol with gore and cp for weeks after they made it. They also made all these counter-memes like this >>25061333

>>25062365
>the libs did x
>the libs did y
Christ, you can only think in terms of team red and team blue can't you? America's political dichotomy has ruined everything.

>>25062398
flat market for a flat earth

>>25062365
They printed hundreds of thousands of fake votes.
The US have over 74% voter turnout, many areas over 100%.
How did dems start this shit? Biden did better with black than obama? Kek
Dems have been begging for civil war and Rs are too pussy to call the bluff

>>25062172
>sold at 18.94 because I had to poop, will buy back in at a later time

what?

>>25062164
Name one revolution that went differently.
You can't because revolution is inherently jewish, thus communist.

>>25062376
>nobody wants X
That's blatantly untrue, no matter how stupid X is you can always find someone who wants it. For example, notice the modern leftist's replacement of "equality" with "equity" in their literature and demands. If you're an old school equality of opportunity, freedom of speech freedom of religion liberal (an actual liberal, not a leftist) I have no qualm with you.

>>25062434
everyone has their own trading strategies

>>25061741
I started with 6k, just make sure you do a lot of research. You need to approach it a bit differently than a lot of people on here do.

>>25061822
Is good advice. Avoid commercial and residential real estate right now, pick one that is not even questionable but down. Maybe WPC, O, or PSTL. You can actually grow pretty easily just sitting on the dividend, or you can reinvest the dividend. They still have room to grow too. PSTL hasn't been tested by time yet, so I don't see it as secure as the others all though it barely got touched by the pandemic.

>>25062412
Not the first time. /pol/ nearly died from rage when mutt was a new meme

>>25062412
okay chud

How will ARK funds do when we go back to boomer value stocks?

>>25062384
>https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-sues-walmart-alleging-role-in-fueling-opioid-crisis-11608661856

kek

>>25062412
>bunkerchan raids /pol/ nonstop for years
>gets mad about some basic bitch gore spam
Maybe stop sticking your dick in a hornet's nest if you don't want to get it stung?

is dave portnoy a good trader or did he just get lucky during that stupid april spaz moon

>>25062467
Do they actually get mad or are they just meme'ing with it? I can't unironically believe people get mad at memes.

>>25062143
Literally yes

>>25062441
>For example, notice the modern leftist's replacement of "equality" with "equity" in their literature and demands.
Gotcha, at least we agree there.

pfizer is at 666

>>25062467
have sex chud

>>25062439
The Czech Velvet Revolution

>>25062118
>JNUG
I don't get why people buy the triple levered products.

If gold doubles tomorrow and halves the day after you're going to be like 50% down in jnug because the contracts are designed to fuck you over.

>>25062418
>Rs are too pussy
they are just as crooked. wasnt anybody else here born before the iraq wars?

I'm bullish as fuck on XIACF.
Don't care about the China FUD. Their phones are consistently shilled on /g/ as the best bang for buck smartphones and unlike Huawei they aren't banned overseas.

>Maybe power hour will change something
>(CLF crabs faster)

Buy SHRMF on the dip

>>25062568
new
>>25062568

>>25062142
>>25062412
>>25062467
It's because both were forced and spammed. The rage was the same as any other forced meme that gets spammed on any board and keeps getting spammed. There was even rage at Pepe for a while on some boards. Those posters are basically like the Kpop anon here, it just gets under people's skin. I find it entertaining but I would never put that much effort in forcing a meme. The one that bothers me is the Bog meme because it's not funny but it was forced for months and somehow got an organic twist.

>>25062543
Yeah but the only good politicians are Rs, not that all(or even over 90%) are good

>>25062543
Rs are actually making headway and succeeding at cementing themselves in power permanently.

Ds are just morons who whine about shit getting subverted and walk up to every negotiation a credulous moron before the Rs spit in their face and they start whining.

Power is power, Rs pursue it and Ds try to enshrine it (muh systemssss)

>>25062558
are you selling those before christmas or after?

>>25062247
So go all in at bft then? Lmao

>>25061061
Why do I laugh at this video everytime? It's surreal that this is an actual person that posts here and put this video out as a genuine attempt at dancing. He is like some creature you read about in a book, but it's too strange and ridiculous to be real. I don't mean that in a positive way. Or is it that this creature is the perfect embodiment of an herbivore man? The opposite of everything a man should aspire to be, to the point of caricature.
He probably doesn't even own any BOTY.

>>25062499
The mutt meme cut extremely deep for a lot of American /pol/ users because of its cruel accuracy. 2016 - 2018 /pol/ was traumatized by any mention of "56%"

Hahaha sold my lotto ticket this morning for 10%, then I sold 12/30 calls and came back an hour later to find them fucking raping me nearly doubled in an hour. Fucking RIOT man. I'm holding the calls though. And I'm still up 37% today

>>25062601
Probably right after

>>25062554
The chart looks really good technically
Is Biden going to be banning chinese smartphones though?

>>25062614
notice how the only way leftists can actually hurt /pol/ is invoking racism themselves

>>25062512
I call this pattern the great pyramid.

>>25062498
when everything is going up it's pretty easy to look like a good trader

>>25061783
Faggot

>>25062679
did he lose money or make money? i heard he lost millions

I’m mobile holy shit somebody bake

thinking about buying some pfe shares

>>25062656
amerimutt wasn't made by the left. The left can't meme.

>>25062366
retard gambling degen

>>25062568
>>25062568
>>25062568

>>25062712
Here
>>25062568

>>25062645
I don't see why he would. He seems a lot more willing to play ball with China than Trump.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/12/20/biden-china-space-448529

But then again he also has stuff like this:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-12-22/biden-camp-adds-pressure-on-eu-to-hit-the-brakes-on-china-deal

So in the end I'd say he probably wants to take a more neutral stance with China. I don't see Xiaomi being an issue for him. At its current price, it feels like it has so much potential upside that honestly I'm willing to take the risk. Political football is the only real FUD that this position has. Other than that, they make good phones and are rising in popularity globally.

>>25062492
>>25062588
okay CHUD

>>25061866
Holy shit that is bullish

>>25062312
SOLO insider here. I warned them in development that three wheel cars are gay and stupid. They didn't want to hear it. They should have built a bussy.

>>25063084
kek

>>25061319
> people who never graduated college

imagine actually thinking a (((bachelors))) is making something of yourself