/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25054609
But it will buy me an ETH. So idgaf.

it's all going into xmr mein nigger

>>25054609
>here's who will get one

>non-citizen refugees
>illegal aliens
>"dreamers"
>fraudsters, who already stole billions
>people in jails

Pay your taxes, goyim.

>>25054609
Not true, it can cover a mediocre bedroom in a town of 80k :)

i wish my country would print money for me so i could buy more crypto too

>>25054609

It was never about the common citizen. It was a democrat slush fund.

>>25054609
Will cover my rent, but that's living in bumfuck ohio. Pelosi and the rest of the dem leadership spinning this as some fucking victory is ridiculous

>>25054671
fuck that. IRS is getting jack shit from me in 2021

>>25054609
Imagine needing govt gibs to pay rent because of the fucking flu

>>25054609
>He thinks it's for any reason other then humiliating the recent poor/ex-middle class

>>25054609
Demicunts stonewalled Trump over stimulus, promising to give us more money than Trump was trying to give us. After they jewed him out of his second term through fraud, they shit out this others $600 check that only mexicans, niggers, and trannies will get. This is further proof that Dems hate America and want our country to crumble.
Now take the experimental rDNA vaccine that will give you HIV and make you sterile.

>>25054609
I'll buy an index kek

>>25054609
by making the stimulus this small, the government has ensured that it will not flow back into the economy and will instead flow into crypto/drugs

Illegal aliens are getting $1800
We get $600
revolution grows closer

>>25054609
My rent in 800 ft apartment upper middle class Midwest USA is $600

>>25054880
they can't give out too much
if they do the spending will set off price inflation
or hyperfinflation

>>25054918
/Pol/ should print flyers that say that just like it's ok to be white

>>25054949
If you're paying $600 anywhere in America for rent, then you live in a shithole. Sorry, but I live in middle of nowhere bible belt state and pay $850 a month.

>>25054849
take your meds fren

>>25054609
>this amount cant even cover rent
Then why don't you just ask your parents for it? I mean, yeah that wouldn't cover the rent on my $2000 a month studio, but its ok becuas my parents help me out. What, you don't have responsible parents that saved money and put you before themselves?

>>25054963
"too much" would be handing out ~50k to each american, children included.

>>25054918
hahaha! it's another omnibus bill you will whine about then take the same budget in the ass next time round. Be glad you got $600 from a bill that cost you about $2700.

>>25054609
Holy shit the normies are priced out of a single Ethereum. Just let that sink in.

>>25055106
not with this new parabolic printing fren
the ship is going down
hyperfinflation can be set off very easily now

>>25054849
Not to mention their """""help""""" for small business: more PPP loans! Just what any small business owner needs: a fucking tiny ass loan that can only be used to pay dipshit employees and not for anything useful like fucking bills and operational costs.

>>25054609
All on call options

I'm not even a conservative or lib but I hope Trump vetoes this. $600 is literally spitting in the American peoples face. Look at where the rest of the money is going.

If Trump was truly BASED, he would veto this shit bill.

Atleast the AIPAC AND J Street approve the bill for the $500,000,000 going to Israel, right? Say otherwise and you're anti-semetic.

>>25054609
You’re a dumb cunt if you don’t put it all in PNK

Billions in foreign aid though. Don’t act surprised that the US needs to maintain its global empire status in order to excavate resources from 3rd world countries who’ll never be able to pay this money back. Been this way since the 50s

>>25055013
Cope harder lmfao I live in an excellent part of town I love my spot

>>25054849
Trump literally wants $2000 stimulus sent out. It's not just libs. It's also the majority of neocons who would shoot that shit down.

>>25054609
weirdly enough, my spot in the bay area cost less than 500 a month. Granted it was just one room with a shared kitchen, but it was stupid affordable

>>25054609
>Didn't work in 2019 while going to college while staying with my parents
>Parents filed me as a dependent
>Don't qualify for this or the last stimulus even though I live on my own now
>Tyrone who's been in jail for the past decade does
>Paco the illegal who doesn't pay taxes does

Oh, also there's also 75 million in "aid" to Pakistan and 500m for Israel in the "COVID Relief bill"

My 2 bedroom house with giant fenced in backyard is $600 a month. Cope harder yankee faggots.

>>25054671
No way.

>>25055013
Yeah, guy is full of shit. I live in a shithole in TN and I pay $1300 rent for a two bedroom apartment.

So from this stimulus bill everyone gets less than one month's worth of rent, and in return they get new laws making piracy punishable by the gulag and 500 million sent to Israel. How haven't Congress been hung as traitors yet?

>>25054671
unreal, I even looked it up thinking you were memeing

>>25055664
Why the fuck are we paying for social programs in Pakistan? What the actual fuck?

>>25055396
richmond isn't 'the bay area' nigger

>>25055664
that's anti-semetic to not agree with the $500,000,000 going to Israel. I was told this shit yesterday

>>25055664
I think it might be time to water the tree of liberty

>>25055740
Gotta spread the globohomo somehow.

>>25055664
Sir that's anti semetic

>>25055422
what a shitty place to live, sorry you cant afford better buddy :/

>>25054609
What country do you live in? In the US it can most certainly cover rent in my city.

>>25055664

this is going to go to some shell company "charity" and they'll pocket 95% of it while some pakistani tranny gets the rest

>>25054721
I for one am happy that they were able to agree on something, however all of this is been implemented in a retarded way. Instead of extending unemployment they should be giving everyone a flat payment of $10k or something. That way people out of work get some money along with "essential" workers who can treat as essentially hazard pay on top of what they're already making. Paying people to sit at home and not paying people who are working is a fucked up incentive system

>>25054671
>it goes to illegal immigrants but not to college students who are claimed as dependents
and just like that I lost all of my crypto in a boating accident

>>25055908
you're a liar

>>25055898
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!

>>25055664
>500,000,000 to Israel
>stimulus for illegal immigrants
>piracy is now a felony
>Pakistani Gender Programs
>5,000,000 to hate crime prevention outreach
I'm getting real fucking close to fedposting

>>25056320
that's cool. I live in a shithole in TN that you haven't heard of and I don't live in the hustle and bustle of a big city. I still split $1200 for a pretty shit apartment with a roommate. Good for you if you somehow found a non-greedy landlord who charges that cheap. I live in one of those mass owned corporate apartments where the company owns a dozen complexes.

>>25055664
>>25055778

plus $3.3 billion in grants to Israel. Only fair.

Death to America

>>25056500
Does this funding of law enforcement please the defund the police crowd? It's supposed to go towards the "justice" they want, right?

>>25055710
Where is it in the bill?
I still can't believe it.

>>25054671
dont forget about all the millions and hundreds if millions in aid to other countries.
guys the bill is so large they had to wheel it around on a dolly

>>25054609
Fuck you you ungrateful fuck. Get a job you bum

>i take care of teh people!!
>muh ebil publicans
>EBIN 600!!!!

>>25054609
>Free money
>I WANT MORE MONEY THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO BUY AN IPHONE !! FUCK CAPITALISM!

>>25055775
dumbass, I was living in Downtown Berkeley, literally a 5 minute walk to campus close to bars banged a bunch of college chicks etc

go fuck yourself nigger

Didn't get the 1st one and I probably won't get the 2nd.

>>25056952
Was this in 2005 or some shit?

>>25056815
yes
If they're told that is what they wanted, then that is what they wanted

>>25055495
Honestly you're getting scammed dude. You can get a 2 bedroom apartment in a relatively safe part of NYC for not much more than that. It absolutely won't come with parking though

>>25054849
Republicans are agreeing w this though?

>>25056912
>>25056936
Imagine thinking this is the problem with the bill

>>25054671
I'm going to kill myself.

>>25055740

>>25055220
those got massively abused and retard con artists used them for lambos and shieeet

There is plenty of land on sale in the us for $500. buy the land and then pitch a tent on it..

Congrats you now have free housing for the rest of your life.

>>25055422
Its people like you that our landscapes are completely fucked up and covered in fences.

When I was a kid we'd all run through the neighborhood laughing and playing.

Now every fucking house has a weeb with a dog and put up a fence, the fences are basically permanent, and have given the community a sour and shut-in character and people act like complete assholes as their yards fill up with mud and holes, and piles of shit

>>25054650
based

You can buy a healthy Graph stack with that.

>>25054609

>>25056500
How the fk do they enforce the piracy is a felony with so many people torrenting shit all over? I'm actually very curious like are we about to be the new "weed charge in jail" fags?

>>25055664
>less than one month's worth of rent

The gov prints money, hands it to tenants who hand it to landlords who hand it to municipal tax authorities who put it into a bank, or create "jobs" involving shovels, dirt, and asphalt.

Its a stupid economy with no future

coming next: a gigantic "infrastructure bill" that pays the above. We just kind of keep running this car culture for fats and olds until they die and political economy shifts to catering to the needs of the next generation, which will be more rebuilding, more last-ditch engineering before the sea rises and globalism hits the wall/WWIII.

Here is the bill from the primary sauce:
https://rules.house.gov/sites/democrats.rules.house.gov/files/BILLS-116HR133SA-RCP-116-68.pdf

Anyways, I'll post some of the most "stimulating" inclusions that will surely get us through these tough covid times.

Fuck your Gibs you literal nigger. Youre lucky to get anything at all

>look goys we take in refugees too

**paid for by US taxpayers.

>>25056952
How many times have you been shot, mugged, or roofied?thinking of getting my mba at UCB. But Berkeley is such a shit hole what do you even do for fun. Same for SF, needles everywhere. Bay Area pill me desu

>>25058055
it's all so tiresome

>>25057744
Except for the fact that the government will charge you property taxes, forcing you to be a good little worker bee if you don't want your land confiscated. You are legally not allowed to leave society.

I will get 2400 dollars and it isn't right. I make that in a week. My wife makes that in two weeks and my kids are well taken care of. We worked the entire time and never struggle for food, shelter or water. All this will do is slow down the shit storm that is about to happen, inflate the dollar and waste even more tax dollars. The whole thing was used to get pork passed in the bill. Fuck the government. They couldn't profit if they were selling grade A pussy. They are out of control and need to be removed from office with term limits and laws against lobbying for their replacements.

>>25058059
What a fucking shit school. If I see UCB on a resume, I toss it in the trash.

>>25058419

You don't qualify for the payments. Wife and the kids do tho. So you'll be getting 1800 not 2400.

>>25057090
no i just moved away this year

>>25058059
you're retarded dont even bother moving to berkeley if you think this is what its like, you are brainwashed beyond redemption and a giant pussy beyond all belief. i seriously cannot believe how stupid you are

They’re already counter-programming the fact of Israel getting stimulus money from the US.

>>25054963
holy shit youre a retard
hyperinflation is coming anyways

>>25058681
I went to Berkeley for a week. Homeless people everywhere. Not uncommon to find needles. The Bart smells like piss. And yeah my Airbnb near the campus for a week was my one month fucking rent. So stick a dick up your ear faggot

>>25058791
Thanks Rosenburg. The $500 million and $3.3 billion come from the taxpayers right pocket and not the left so no need to worry.

>>25058791
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP STEALING MONEY? THIS IS FUCKING GAY.

>>25058791
the absolute nerve of these fucks
>>25059179
they have all of our politicians by the balls
even ignoring /pol/ conspiracy shit, AIPAC is very real and has real influence

>>25058268
>You are legally not allowed to leave society.
This is the most fucked up thing about modern American society. All I want out of life, my whole reason for pursuing the almighty dollar, is to make enough to fuck off to the countryside where I can farm and live with the land in peace with my family. That goal, by itself, should cost me fucking nothing, yet for some reason doing so is considered an expensive fucking luxury that I have to actively WORK for to achieve.

Serious goddamn question, is this the case worldwide? Are there countries I could move to that would let me withdraw and just live off the land in peace?

>>25054609
It's great how it's a 900b bill and not even a third is for the American citizen. No meaningful protests anywhere, just food lines getting bigger and people in the brink of losing their homes. Fun!
The most dangerous part of the entire thing is the sheer amount of garbage put in it. More than 5k pages lmao; even if you had teams reading sections of it, how in the ever loving fuck are you going to discuss everything in such a short time? People are too distracted with muh capitalism muh socialism, muh libtards muh drumpftards, etc. They stole from you in the beginning of the year and they are stealing from you again at the end of the year. Burgers, what the fuck are you doing? This is not sustainable.

>>25058791
This is classic pilpul. By directing the conversation to what bill technically gives Israel the money and what aspect of Congressional procedure it falls under and blah blah blah, they drag it away from WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GIVING ISRAEL 500 MILLION DOLLARS IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>25055740
that's not even a social program. that's "gender" program. that money will be used to ruin their society and they'll only hate the US more because of it

>>25054671
yeeahh like the first one right. fuck fallacies on this fucking board. also kys

>>25060187
>money velocity, goy
>you WILL participate in society whether you like it or not
>no, you cannot prepay your taxes
>we WILL (((reassess))) your property values
>you WILL pay your property taxes

>>25060482
And the truth is right in front of everyone

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_members_of_the_United_States_Congress_by_wealth

>>25054609
Yes it does you coastal negro.

>>25055664
tim pool is such a faggot

At what point does the rope and pitchforks come out?

>>25054609
Your 600 USD stimulus check gave 10 million USD to Pakistani Gender Programs.

https://youtu.be/s5rMJPPST5M

>>25060918
when niggerball and other normie pastimes get cancelled. why do you think they got the nigger football league back on tv so quick, even if they were playing in stadiums with cardboard cutouts in the stands?

>>25060916
maybe, but he aint wrong

>>25061023
that image is some dystopian shit right there

>>25061023
this shit it just bizarre
why are like half of them nurses and doctors too? Almost like they're taunting the viewers

>>25054633

Based

>>25054609
I think it's a shit test of the american population as a whole.

Any reasonable and concerned citizenry would react to this literal insult (because that's what it is), with the building of gallows and lynching of politicians in the capital

what will americans do?

they will complain on the internet, they will whine, they will use their 600 dollars to buy trinkets on amazon and then they will shut the fuck up

because americans are goyim nigger cattle, and rebellion has been systematically culled from their brains by media, poor nuitirion, and ubiquitous entertainment and surveillance

but those in power had to check, hey had to see if the preperations for transition to Cattle Planet were complete

>>25055397
EL CHAPO

>>25056500
>I'm getting real fucking close to fedposting
lol u wont do shit serf

>>25055664

Who the fuck wants paki shemales? Japanese and bangkok are the only places with fuckable ladyboys

>>25061330
> Japanese and bangkok are the only places with fuckable ladyboys

Not for long, if the USA has anything to say about it :^)

>>25061023

That's a baseball game. NFL and NBA are the ones that suck ass now plus apes are taking over as QB's in the NFL now.

>>25054609
what a retarded amount of money to give out. the people who need 600 bucks need way more than 600 bucks so it's like a drop in the ocean. where does the money even come from
>>25055664
what the fuck is a gender program

lmao @ pakistani gender programs
burgers are cucked beyond belief

>>25061384
ah yes puerto rican ball.

and they're called niggerbacks.

>>25057884
>>25058055
This is the final nail. I'm leaving the country as soon as crypto takes off. This is it for me, I can't keep living in this clownworld.

I bought 3 monitors to replace my 12 year old monitors that endured high school/college...it was about time