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25043687 No.25043687 [Reply] [Original]

millions of americans are going to get a check from the government next week for $600 and a few hundred thousand of those will go on Coinbase to buy bitcoin and see that they can only get .026 bitcoin or an entire ETH.

what do you think they will buy?

>> No.25043723

>>25043687
they are getting a ps5

>> No.25043725

>>25043687
XRP because ETH and Bitcoin are CCP dogshit

>> No.25043768

>>25043687
Yeah I'm thinking xrp will be like .20 or lol 6¢ in about a week
Buy the mega dip shitlords

>> No.25043781

>>25043687
>not having sexytime pool party in the apartment
never gonna make it

>> No.25043881
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25043881

>>25043687
Litecoin.
They'll be happy they can own an entire 5 or 6 coins.

>> No.25044374

>>25043723
Out of stock.

>> No.25044391

>>25043781
Where the fuck does the water go?

>> No.25045144

>>25044391
>what is gravity

>> No.25045175

>>25044391
You drink it

>> No.25045179

god i hope that light fixtures falls in

>> No.25045211

>>25045179
>god i hope that light fixtures falls in
when she's airtight

>> No.25045220

>>25043687
2000 GRT

>> No.25045434

>>25043881
Facts, that was my first purchase on coinbase in mid 2017.

>> No.25045767

>>25043687
probably booze

>> No.25045785

>>25043687
I'll probably burn mine to help reduce inflation

>> No.25045867

>>25044374
>so they think, no ps5
>ok
>might buy bitcoin instead

retard

>> No.25045938

>>25043725
They will buy XRP because it's cheaper than ETH and BTC. I'll be buying 0x. .MR

>> No.25045953

>>25043687
Putting my $600 at GRT

>> No.25046041
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25046041

>>25045938
0xmonero is still vaporware bullshit
just like the last hundred times you spammed it
shut up
https://www.reddit.com/r/
CryptoMoonShots/comments/i27fhk/0xmonero_summary_of_findings/
>>24755504

>> No.25046184

>>25043687
A. XRP or LTC
B. PS5 / New graphics card to play Cyberpunk

>> No.25046267

Why do people here think normies care about owning one whole unit of something? Bitcoin is what they saw on the articles about that whacky internet funny money. That's the one they'd buy. They'll assume everything else is just some off brand bitcoin. If there is one thing they love it's brand recognition. It's the entire business model of companies like Apple and basketball shoes.

>> No.25046464

>>25043723
This

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25046898

>>25043687

>> No.25046909

>>25043725
This

>> No.25047040

>>25046898
based

>> No.25047730

Have they got a pool in a random room in their house, or their basement? That is going to cause so many problems with damp and mold.

>> No.25047781

they will buy bitcoin cash

>> No.25047847

>>25047730
It's their living room. But they're just renting, so it's not a problem.

>> No.25047928

Just in time for the xrp pump. Is it coming on Boxing Day?

>> No.25047979

>>25043881

this

im getting flashbacks to ~3 years ago when my mother was asking me about coinbase and I had to work very hard to convince her to buy a fraction of btc instead of multiple litecoins

>> No.25047990
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25047990

>>25043723

>> No.25048264

>>25045434

same, bought at $90 and it went to $370 in very short order, I remember one morning waking up to see it was up 80% overnight

>> No.25048434

>>25046184
There's no ps5 or graphics card available not unless you want a faggy 5700xt the 20xx series isnt even in stock anymore and the 30xx ? lOL

>> No.25048863

>>25043687
Whatever, loser. Lol. Read a book!

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>>25047990

>> No.25049059

I'm buying one TESLA stock.

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25049622

>>25043687
I have gotten no money from the last, and worn for the current stimulus, and no unemployment. I want to buy crypto but Idk if ill make it through the winter. I need rent/food money, cant live outside its too cold here.

>> No.25049734

OP image looks comfy. To answer your question, BUY FUCKING EVERYTHING. I'm using my money to de risk and pay debnts

>>25049622
Damn Trudeau is morphing into a Sikh

>> No.25049736

>>25043768
>Buy the mega dip shitlords
So which one would you buy with such a low value or even lower?

Let's say some of these people will be investing $200 only, where do you place your money?