/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25040606
Anon I...... in the grand scheme of things you are a bossman. You require very small victories in your daily life. These will help you i promise. Something as little as holding the door open, saying good morning. Little stuff. Work on that. May God bless your future Anon.

>>25040606
>balding, greasy, weird, charismaless, socially awkward, virgin
these things literally do not matter at all once you realize normies arent people and you shouldnt care what they think.
lose weight and start loving yourself if you ever expect anyone else to love you

Take the Christpill OP. It's all a battle of the mind. Jesus will relieve you from demonic oppression.

> inb4 demons arent real and cant affect my life.

>>25040606
good news, you can change all but 2 of those things.

>>25040606
> I have never even flirted with a woman. I can’t sleep at night. I can barely get out of bed in the morning.

Bro I feel these. I highly recommend losing weight though. I shaved off about 10 lbs by eating less (eat breakfast normally, ramen or soup for lunch, skip dinner or have a glass of milk and some eggs/vegetables). Have some ibuprofen ready for migraines related to dieting/low blood-sugar, and definitely eat if you feel dizzy. Also, do some cardio if you don't, you know, want to die. Believe it or not, chronic masturbation is not enough exercise to sustain your gelatinous existence.

>>25040606
that was actually me this morning. and no it was not that much waste of water did not shower in like 2 weeks

>>25040606
Go over to Fit, you need to help yourself anon

>>25040606
Do you have any LINK?

>>25040826
Based and Lovepilled

>>25041102
this

>>25040606
Make money. Life is better with money. Use the money to go to fancy events and business conventions and meet other like minded successful people.

Today I was given a raise of about $9,600 at work after just under a year. That will compound with the annual 2% pay bump in January for an extra $1,000. I have no advice for you. Fuck you and your pathetic life.

>>25041300
Turn to Christ while you can.

God bless you OP, start with the Jesus Prayer and a prayer rope. You can do it, he understands how hard it is.

just be urself bro :)

>>25040606
Go back to /r9k/ if you want to dwell in self loathing. Go to /fit/ if you actually want to improve. This is not the place to ask for advice or support.

Unironically buy btc and eth. I know this sounds pathetic, but seeing number go up actually started to give my life purpose. It wasn’t about the money as much as it was finding an outlet to me feel good at something for the first time. From there I gained a confidence to begin to steer my life in a positive direction. Good luck anon.

>>25041102
You can be the biggest bum on the planet but as long as you hold some LINK you're set

>>25040606
same except I'm 36 and it's too late to ever do anything about it.

>>25040606
Take a 3-week trip to Thailand with me once this coronavirus bullshit is over. I will change your life. And I'm not talking about banging Thai chicks (though there will be plenty of that).

>>25040606
Become a drug addict

Seriously though you should start working out

>>25040606
> buy a kettle bell
> Watch Taxi Driver like three times a week
> stop drinking alcohol, or limit it at least
> donate a bunch of your weird shit that you never use, downsizing in general is a good idea
> buzz your head after lifting weights and losing weight.

>>25041597
What is the minimum number of LINK needed to somewhat make it?

>>25041804
100,000

>>25041828
And what will the price of a LINK be she. You make it?

>>25040606
> balding
Fin + transplant
> greasy
> retain A + moisturizer
> no chinned
Custom wraparound implants by eppley
>skinny fat
Blast Test + Tren

>>25040606
>>25040606
If this isn't b8 or a larp. I'll lend a hand. This will lead you down a path to wealth and success. Yes, I'm using spacing since this will be a long post.

This is for anyone who needs this advice for change. Change starts with you. I can give you all the advice in the world, but you must take the first step fren.

To truly change, a good first step is to take a cold shower every morning and get up early + do a prison workout.

Start with this or a similar workout in the morning, every morning. Do not take an off day until a least 2 months in, when it becomes a habit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2WAxKzrKQM
It'll suck but you'll begin to get fit doing this everyday and you don't need a gym. Also, the cold shower will make you be more awake and be the psychological catalyst for changing/breaking your current routine.

Read these books. These aren't bullshit self help books. These are books to hone intelligence. Here:
https://www.amazon.com/Peak-Secrets-New-Science-Expertise/dp/0544947223/
This book will make you smarter and recognize how to be efficient in thinking/planning.

https://www.amazon.com/Wim-Hof-Method-Activate-Potential/dp/1683644093/
Start practicing the Wim Hof method. Do not give up if it feels like nothing happens. You will begin to become stronger and mentally sharper.

https://www.amazon.com/Habits-Highly-Effective-People-Powerful/dp/1451639619
Old, but good. Covey writes a near bible on how to be successful from tried and true methods.

https://www.amazon.com/Gulag-Archipelago-Aleksandr-Solzhenitsyn/dp/1843430851
Gulag archipelago is super meaty and hard to get through, but it will help you understand how societies become corrupt and why things go wrong. It will help educate you politically (regardless of your party choice).

https://www.amazon.com/Selfish-Gene-Anniversary-Landmark-Science/dp/0198788606/
Selfish gene will educate you biologically and help you understand interactions between things in all aspects of life.

>>25042013
Save this post if you want. Basically, it boils down to this:
Step 1 Prison Workout EVERY morning
Step 2 Cold Shower after workout EVERY morning
Step 3 Read at least 100 pages-entire book every day. I'd start with
Step 4 Wash Face + Brush Teeth every night before bed (This will help psychologically with cementing the routines as a habit)

Do those three above for at least 60 days before changing the routine. Also, set an alarm for every step for the entire two months or until it feels weird not following those steps.

After the two months are up you can begin to work on your career/goals. The most important thing right now is to get back on track with yourself physically/psychologically first. Then you can focus on your career.

>>25041907
kys

>>25042034
>No meditation
Shit advice

>>25042095
Wim Hof method is basically meditation for someone starting to put their life together. I practice Zen personally though.

OP, respond to us please. we love you man, you aren't worthless. email me at bejaxox952@nenekbet.com

at least you're not gay

>>25041300
kek you found the one guy in the world that you can stunt on and just couldn't pass up the opportunity

>>25040606
are these posts larps? i see these posts every so often on biz and laugh

>>25040606
you have the gift of being a freak and being self-aware. You need to interact with people on a day to day basis to fully understand the crises of our age. Normal people no longer care about conversation; everyone just ignores anything they dont like. So just do whatever you want. Start leaning a skill, go the gym, go to church. Easiest and the best way to completely change your life in 3 steps. You might have started a little late but at least you arent 27/28 nearing 30

>>25040606
OP, I completely relate to having no friends. Being alone is terrible, and I don't know how to fix it. I'm so sorry you're going through this, and I hope you make friends soon.
Good luck Anon

>>25040606
Just buy chainlink

>>25040606
>no chinned
This by far the worst.
The rest can be easily accommodated.

>>25043743
How do you fix not having friends, during covid?

SHAVE HEAD
GO TO /fit/
CONSIDER FINASTERIDE
GET /fit/
USE FREE PROGRAMS AND TOOLS TO LEARN SOME CODING
LIE ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE
CLAIM TO BE A MINORITY
APPLY FOR INTERNSHIPS TO GET REAL EXPERIENCE AND CONNECTIONS
IN A YEAR START MAKING MONEY
CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "JEHONTO"
JOIN THE JEHONTO CULT
DIE IN A CULT SUICIDE

>>25040606
>yeah thats tough op but one time I saw this guy that was born without arms play the guitar with his feet and he was getting laid and making money with the feet guitar so shit man if he can make it so can we we just got to get up and jam on that guitar with our feet until we can make music

>>25040826
this

>>25040606
Honestly there is nothing here for you, or any of us. Mostly you’re determined as a winner or a loser in 99% of things from the start. Just ride out life and exercise control in the thing you’re good at. There are very few things you can starting working toward, and actually get only because you worked hard. Yet there are many things you will never get because they’re not attainable. Just like how there are things you have now that people could’ve never attained in the past. The margin of things you “can only get from working hard” is very small. And why do you want that thing anyway? Is it just some random computation in your brain that makes you want it? How many conceivable things are there to want, and why do you want this one? Most likely it’s because you don’t know about the other ones. Just hold on for the ride and do the things you’re good at. Even if it’s a simulated reality like a game or some creative project. There is nothing here for you to get through “hard work” that people in the future won’t get effortlessly.

Some people are born to fail. Just accept you’re a loser and take the weight out of your shoulders.