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TSLA TSLA TSLA

why are futures red

>>25011178
GME GME GME

Good morning it's raining in London

>>25011167
But I want both of them to beat me

>>25011167
God I wish I was that couch

Let's make this clear, there will be no recovery, return to normal in the entire 2021.
>they will push the new mutated virus narrative harder and harder
>soldiers will patrol streets begining January in Europe and Canada. In US when Biden gets in.
>expect supply chain breakages and food shortages down the year.
Don't gamble on airlines and other return to normal garbage. Also think how well you are positioned if they decide to shut down the grid.

>european markets tanking 2%

Bros, w-what's happening? The market is going to be a bloodbath today, isn't it?

Going to be a rough day

How will telecoms and energy do in this new covid crash.

T.
T.to
NEE

Gains....for me???

>>25011199
Big tech is in a bubble, so what? Gold? BTC? Aspiring medium-sized tech like PLTR?

>>25011167
is this from a porno

So is tech a heeb right now? Should I be in STK or RQI?

>>25011205
sit back. relax. buy the chapies

SERIOUSLY FUCK EVERYBODY AND THE WORLD I AM GOING TO GET RICH OFF SQQQ FUCK EVERYTHING ALL DAY EVERY DAY FUCK WALL STREET FUCK NYC FUCK CORONA FUCK VACCINESS SQQQQ RIDE OR DIE

Look at this over reaction from this mutation in a few weeks time there is going to be studies published saying the mutated virus is more contagious but not as bad as the original strain. The market will be green and it will be straight dildo to the sky.

In other words buy the dip.

>>25011205
Over the weekend France closed the Dover ports to freight traffic and most of Europe is blocking flights. We're going to see supply shortages if this continues for more than a couple days (most of our trade with EU, our biggest trading partner, goes via Dover)

This is all because of the new virus strain, which has been in London for at least a couple weeks, which means it is already worldwide despite all these measures and they're only trying to slow it they can't contain it

>>25011215
VOD is "only" down 2% so far on the LSE. I think Telco will be less affected. I'm glad I sold my banks and oil last week, jfc

Today all hedgies that lost money this year get free money from the sp500

>tfw Brit
>new meme virus to push the panic and dystopian measures
>banned travel
>food shortages
>no stimulus of any kind
>half of my city centre has bankrupted this month
>highest rents in Europe
>lowest home ownership in history
>unemployment
>unchecked mass immigration
Is this how we fall? Right here, right now?

>>25011199
I'm staying in NCHL. They bought an air purifier system to create the illusion of curving the spread of covid.

Also, I'll diamond hands AAL. The covid relief bill has multi billion bail out for airlines.

I'll just watch some hentai and play video games tomorrow. It will be back to green Tuesday

>>25011215
Covid makes energy free, sell.

>USD would shit itself if it wasn't for the GBP shitting itself harder

>>25011273
the truth is science doesn't matter because all of our experts have lost their credibility, and instead of working to earn back the public trust they are just pouting and doubling down. this is because they are walking in the footsteps of giants that pushed the west forward faster and more effectively than any other time, and they have failed to live up to their reputation.

>>25011286
No, you fell a long time ago. Warspite's curse will haunt your wretched island to the end of days.

The RYCEY people are going to get destroyed. RR is down -7.5% in London. Now if you take the exchange rate into account, the RYCEY ticket is going to be far worse than that. Probably double digits in the red

everything will be fine when senate passes a stimulus this is all bongistans fault

>Wake up
> -3.16%
>Go back to bed

hello everyone, i sure do love CUNNY
also buy NPA

Just one week ago, I told people to hop on MARA & RIOT ASAP.

It's now the biggest runners on my watchlist of 40+ elite stocks.

>>25011398
Why do people feel the need to focus on one popular stock? Baffling.

>markets dunp, portfolio up by 0,30%

>>25011311
No, look at forex right now. The USD is up against other currencies because of stimulus. GBP is just going down at the same time USD is going up...

>>25011286
>>lowest home ownership in history
what does that even mean? i mean SOMEBODY has to own a particular real estate. when somebody sells somebody has to buy so its still the same amout of people who own houses, no?

Tfw made money in my sleep because 100% of my portfolio is in US stocks and they appreciate in value because the pound shit the bed.

>>25011441
>The USD is up against other currencies because of stimulus
That is nonsensical

>>25011183
Coronavirus stimulus. Buy the rumor sell the news.

>>25011454

>>25011447
Not when some chinky bastard buy the fucking lot

>>25011447
We don't really count the bank or some other professional real estate entity being in possession of vacant lots to be an example of "individual home ownership".

>>25011497
are people who live outside of the uk aloud to own proberty?

>>25011522
Yes, UK property is one of the most popular methods of money laundering in the world

>>25011478
God damm even the peso and ruble are going up

>>25011540
British people need to learn how to use a toothbrush.

Worse than the South.

>>25011546
The USD is going up, broad based rally in the dollar

I can't believe my energy stocks are getting fucked because of your retarded Eurotrash leaders being fucking retards again.

>>25011260
That's JVA baby!

>>25011565
Up yours Amerifat

Bill got passed but futures are fucked? Why?

>>25011588
Which stocks and what sre the news?

>>25011286
But hey at least you have your curry and diversity. You still win.

nobody replied to my post, can this spiral out of control? Options expire today and there were a lot of call options in this market.

>

>>25011565
As far as I'm concerned he's not british, same with james corden. You can keep them both.

JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA

>>25011622

>>25011191
That's about Europe but it's coming your way

>>25011167
SAUCE
NOW

>>25011640
Hopefully

>>25011293
I timed my entry horribly.
>buy a lot on 1 day with a large proportion of my account last week
>next day literally tanks on value
>end up being down about 13% in a single week if you dont account for the next part
>double down cause im certain of my pick
>tfw its probably gonna tank further
>tfw i have almost no cash leftover to "buy the dip"

>>25011589
>You're a Brit!

HOw Could U Tell MIster!?

>>25011647
Very needful

JVA the GOAT!

>>25011578
People realize there's nowhere better than the good ol' USD.

it looks like some bong already brought the new virus to Germany, how the fuck can an infected guy take a plane from your airports? Do you have any checks at all?

>>25011685
Cliff tranny now selling magic coffee beans?

>>25011700
It's too late to stop the new strain, once it's detected it's probably everywhere and people have flown all over.

Whhhhhhaaaaaat? What's That?!?! You don't JVA! Oh that's too bad, more for me

>>25011199
there is. Trump wont do shutdowns and will pass pro business legislation through congress

Vuzix still gaining

>>25011679
>>25011708
scurry off pajeet

High iq play selling fas in after hours

>>25011736
Lame ducks don't do anything except appointments and executive orders at the 11th hour their last day.

People were like, oh don't sell DAL, they are coming back last week. Glad I did, got double my money, good enough for me.

>>25011729
yes, but I am fucking surprised that people can fucking fly without getting tested while the countries are fucking locked down. The incompetence of all the governments is just mind-boggling

>>25011652
I've been spamming this webm all over 4ch for the last week, no one has any clue what's the sauce. Some less popular OF account maybe?

>>25011769
Trump wont be a lame duck for another 4 years

Is TSLA going up this week or is Elon gonna tweet more retarded shit that’ll scare investors off?

>>25011167
Too late to jump on ARKG?

>>25011731
I got a boner from that barista.

Funny, a big ass wont do it. A good smile from a well kept girl gets me harder than a rock.

OTCQX: ETHE for ethereum trust. Good way to trade Ethereum on the cheap. Especially if it's in a Roth IRA. Sam Hyde would approve.

>>25011787
Of course you can, they just ask a few questions and take your temperature and shit. It's stupid.

>thinking this is March all over again
Mutation is just the catalyst for a normal correction.

JVA

>>25011810
Arkf is better

>>25011802
What
>>25011807
Red day forces selling to cover margin calls. Dump into TSLA today to recoup losses at EoD.
The SP500 has decided to become a bailout organization for hedgies.

>>25011813
So your going to buy a bag of JVA... excellent.

>>25011822
You mean britain sleepwalking into brexit

>>25011839
How so?

>>25011167
hey, I posted that webm like 3 hours ago in another thread, what the fuck OP

Bros, I couldn't help myself. I shorted TSLA and it feels fucking good.

>>25011871
Nigga I use cashapp every day when’s the last time you had your genes edited

>>25011818
Agreed. The "Pre-check" is an absolute failure.

WTF is the point of a pre-check on someone that's like asymptomatic? They're not going to show a temperature increase...retard normies....all of them are sheep without logic.

>>25011849
I'll look into it...I'll give you that much.

>>25011875
Now it's time for you to acquire some JVA

>>25011875
I don´t know, I think you might get fucked fren, read some Twitter analysis on S&P inclusion and shorts, it is likely that Tesla will rise even higher in the first month and starts to fall afterwards. You could also get lucky and the whole downtrend pulls it down.

>>25011824
Too very needful to contain sir

HOW THE FUCK IS MY PLTR GOING TO DO DURING THIS UPCOMING DIP

I BOUGHT AT 17

All in on SQQQ

>>25011461
>the stimulus
If the gov finally passed it doesn't it mean that the futures must be green at that point?

>hexagon purus

>>25011897
Well the airlines themselves want to keep passengers going through for revenues, so the blame is squarely on government regulators and such. Every country should be no test, no entry. Looks like it might head that way after this though.

IM WATCHING AIRLINES FALL INTO THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING EARTH

>>25011925
Keep buying and holding. Don't be weak

>>25011910
Yeah could be. I'm hedging against the markets coming down, if they come down, Tesla will fall big. If they go up, my other investments will make up the loss.

Even though it's due to the market collapse in march. I put 11.4K into stocks and mutual funds in early April of this year and in one day I made more money than ever did working. Can't wait to be done with my language school so I can get a job and just start pumping money every month into mutual funds. This year showed me that you will never get ahead just working 9-5 for 50 years if you don't get into the stock market you are never going to make it.

>>25011959
>tfw get paid tomorrow, just in time to load up on more PLTR cheapies

Financials that pumped in after hours Friday back where they were before buybacks were announced

>>25011736
trump is a controlled asset how have you not figured this out by now the man was a media character for years, just like all actors he is controlled.

>>25011875
You say that now until 4 hours from now that shit is up again.

I’m still not even convinced the market will be red at open.

You guys sure your not forgetting something.

>>25011959
>Magic nigger will save us!
The state of modern /pol/

>Amazon workers strike in Germany
>6 locations
> put down work till christmas eve

>>25012015
Wasn't that a few weeks ago? Are they doing it again?

There is red
And then there is Deep Red

>>25011971
das rite

>>25012025
new strike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-QcFu4awt8

I want to buy some wkhs is this a good idea?

>>25012071
Buy the MP dip.

I almost made back all the money I lost in the last 2 weeks, I shorted the market too early

>>25011931
Anon, you have mental issues...and that's coming someone who just fucked a hooker bareback.

If you truly hate the stock market. Be patient. Wait 2 years. When inklings of a fed rate increase come about, go long on SQQQ calls.

>>25011948
The blame is on normie society. This virus should be treated like a inevitability. There's no way to contain this virus, every feasible method has been tried. Better to adopt a defensive mentality of beefing up the immune system until a reasonable vaccine is out (not by Pfizer's Jewish CEO) and we're good.

>>25012071
Was there a USPS bailout in the stimulus?

CUZ I'M FREEEEEEEEE
FREEEEEEFAAAAAAAALLLIIN
Merry Christmas

Watch rycey go up because clown market

>>25012103
Buy TTCF.

Veganism is the new trend anons.

Not gonna open my broker today

Me no see, me no lose money
Easy.

I sold Friday and bought VIX

I fail to understand why sp500 futures are red with all those new covid gibs and new vaccine bullshit.

Why are the S&P futures shitting the bed? New strain? Sell the stimulus news?

Everyone is selling

>>25012178
>4 entire months of buying stimulus rumors
>not selling the news
>brexit back to proving that britain is retarded

>>25012151
Bet ten dollars clf fag wont spam today

Down 1k premarket

How the fuck did this news spread so fast?? What's the difference between this strain and the current one?

>>25012107
Yeah, well I just stay home get groceries delivered and am going to wait and see how it plays out.

OH SHIT

>futures

>>25011286
You picked the wrong area of the country
>tfw rural brit
>everyone is happy, everyone here owns their own home, grow much of our own fruit and veg, meat from local farmers, walk in the woods with my children several times a week, people smile at each other and care how they are
Take the rural pill anon and get out of the city

This happened over the weekend. I can't do anything and it says I lost all value in this put. It doesn't expire until later this
year.
"This equity went through a corporate action so the deliverables for your options contract may have changed."
What do I do, contact support? Sell?

>GME

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Were gonna need a bigger JVA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25012207
>What's the difference between this strain and the current one?
Uncertainty

>>25012207
The vaccine doesnt work on this one or so we will be told. I dont think America will care as much as the retards across the pond.

Fuck me...
I was planning on buying TTCF today....

Already Mooning....

Why do I have to be right so many times in a row?

>>25012245
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25012248
b-but /pol/ told me there were many strains 5 months ago already

>>25012248
Yeah, they have some computer simulations about transmission rates but no real data yet to know anything really.

nonononono don't break through resistance

>>25011167
>I stay away for 6 weeks and miss one of the best months ever on the market.
> I finally buy back, there's a new virus with an updated band

Got 11k in cash, it can drop more

Stimulus and money printing was priced in last few weeks already. Just don't wojack post when we dump.

>>25012275
There are tons of strains, this one happens to have 23 mutations or something. It's from not keeping immunocompromised people isolated for months like we should, it just mutates in them repeatedly and gets spit out.

>>25012270
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A

I'm about to buy some Alibaba stocks but im conflicted because i fucking hate china.

I think it's a solid buy right now though.
Can someone offer ideas for stock with a relatively similar growth potential and low risk

*ahem*

>>25012271
what should I say I was shorting TSLA on friday but the retards told me "shorting something that is already down".. always inverse /smg/ advice.. always

>>25011183
It's the covid 20 friend

>>25012207
Nothing.
This is just clickbait fear mongering. The vaccine works against it and the flu mutates every few weeks as well.

This is letting off steam after the massive pump and a bit of uncertainty getting priced in. We also know that the boomer flu does not affect the big companies much so if you hold big Tech I wouldn't worry. Buy more if anything.

>>25011953
lmao

>>25012317
Just keep in mind that with china it's never low risk.

GIVE ME MY FUCKING UNEMPLOYMENT ALRAEDY SO I CAN BUY CHEAP SPY CALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dax below 13000 end of the day

>>25011807
>>25011848
RED DAY YES OR NO

>>25012317
Buy AMD and TSM just to spite China and stfu.

>>25012245
JVA it's what the cool kids drink

>>25012317
JD

>>25012201
Makes sense, thx

>>25012303
SWIGGITY SWOOTY COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY

>>25012306
I sold at 9:29 AM on friday so I'm just waiting and watching for the dump and then I'll ride the pump.

>>25011286

I think the oil midwits of 2020 will never be out midwitted for the next decade.

just tell me what to buy at open to make money

>DAX
SNIB
SNAB
Can't beat the crab

>>25011742
>Vuzix

Down by 40 cents why you lying to these people? Waiting for it to go back to 7 dollars, then I'm all-in.

>>25012365
Just

>>25012378
this

>>25012322
There's some bonafide retards in /smg/.

Shorting Tesla was a risky move, especially with stimulus ready to be passed.

But it worked out for you, congrats Mr. Big Dick.

>>25012317
BABA is still a decent play. If they stay low and don't bring any attention onto themselves, they'll easily go to 300+.

Jack Ma needs to stop poking the CCP.

>>25012363
Lewd pink

>>25012378
wait for SPY to hit 360 and then buy calls for mid jan 2021

>>25012388
It was up before it dumped

>>25012365
>>25012392
The most ironic part is that he's a corporate neoliberal fucktard but the virus will force him to become a nationalist icon, or resign. Kek.

I wish I didn't have to wage today. Wojackposting on /smg/, /pmg/ and entire crypto.

>>25012378
You wouldnt buy it even if I told you to you fucking pussy.

All in on UVXY

>>25012409
Gross...

A Condom....

>>25012425
find a way out bro. a man is never truly free until he shit posts and sleeps 12 hours a day

>>25012418
Shit man it's still dumping, already 7.50, I'm gonna wait for 6 dollars I think.

>>25012378
>buying at open

For what reason lol?

>>25012409
Nice mion.

Big surprise BTC is down as well, and they still try to argue it doesn't follow the market?

>>25012447
What is a man except a pile of future shitposts?

>>25012425
>I wish I didn't have a job

kek

>>25012403
>Jack Ma needs to stop poking the CCP.
He now offered ANT participation to the CCP and has not been public much since November.
I just hope this pathetic "fight" will be over soon. The day they announce ANT with CCP oversight they will be up to 300.
Ma just needs to kiss the ring a bit harder.


Or he gets shot and BABA becomes Xi Inc.
Who knows?

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25011286
Why are you british?

Dax is going for the -4% .. I feel so silly investing in the german economy.. as soon as I break even I sell this shit

SHOULD I SELL DAL? IM STILL UP 2.6K

>>25012454
6€ or 6$?

>gets approved
>dips
wew

What the fuck. This is just US stocks, so nothing in the market open.

>>25012447
Based and Freedom pilled.

>>25012458
Agreed. BTC ALWAYS has ties to the stock market. March confirmed this.

>>25012484
3 in a row...I agree as well. Bend the knee for a bit longer. BABA is the Amazon of China, the worlds strongest country in all aspects. It's bound for 600+ in the future.

>>25012427
probably not

Just opened futures and literally gasped. Are we selling at open boys? I've made amazing gains, maybe it's time to sit out for a while

>>25011286
as soon as you heard the news you should of booked a red eye flight to some shitty tropical island or something and just chilled out

>>25012484
Hopefully they off him, and then Taiwan takes over

>VIX 30%
>VIX 30%
>VIX 30%

Ahha DAX scratching the 13k mark

I guess it's just one of those days when I need to close 4chan, trading station and take a few days off. Lots of wojak posting incoming but I'm not selling.

>>25012512
Its too late bro. By the time you want to sell premarket already left you with the bag.

SECs too busy pimping 65mil out of RobinHood to even stay in the game.

im probably going to buy some more intel if it keeps dropping, ive noticed they NEVER let it drop below 43 give or take

>>25012561
Hello? Buying opportunity?

>>25011925
It's over until February

>AAL is blood red in pre
Panic sell and buy some dips, or keep diamond hands? Don't have too much money riding on it.

>>25012107
>Was there a USPS bailout in the stimulus?
Yes, $10b

Should I sell on open or wait closer to close and hope for a bounce? I almost figure its so bad that it couldn't get much worse throughout the day.

>>25012573
I guess so but I'm 40% on ETFs and 40% on stocks. Don't have much space for maneuvers and don't even want to.

Brexit crashing the markets with no survivors

friendly reminder the rona could mutate into a 30% deadly variant

so invest ya money before hyper inflation sets in

>orange juice futures still green
You laughed but I'm chilling

Its going to be red tomorrow as well

is it too late to get into MP? any good ideas for calls?

i just want to make it bros

>>25012594
I don't think anyone can predict what will happen, sometimes it goes back up through the day, or it could really be a big downturn, who knows.

For those curious about Pre-markets.

>>25012573
Yes

>>25012589
BULLISH AF for WKHS. Thank you anon. I'll have to 3 way split on my investments this week.

IPOB+
WKHS
TTCF

>>25012594
So, you are selling your stocks in order to invest in this. May I ask why kek?

>>25011280
why contain it

Surce on the british bringing the virus to germany

>>25011801
>>25011652
@lisina15, It's a tiktok video

Alright I'll bite, why are you shilling JVA. I'm looking at their website and don't recognize any of the brands they own. What's am I looking at

Should I short TSLA right NOW

>>25012509
> as soon as I break even
It... Never happens, Anon.
Once you hold bags you hold bags.

>>25012650
Because Inflation and Federal Reserve back stopping crashes and propping up all assets via QE ;).

>>25012587
Keep riding it and buy dips

>>25011975
idiot

>>25012683
not on an index you fucking retard

>>25012619
Lmao what

>>25012677
Yes.

PERSON RESPONSIBILITY
PERSON RESPONSIBILITY
PERSON RESPONSIBILITY

>>25012677
Probably not, but you do need to keep using that meme. Makes me chuckle.

Holy shit this new namefag needs to shut the fuck up and go back to pol

>>25012677
its a very bad idea to purchase an option at open, because most of the day's price movement is overnight and you're basically guaranteed to lose at least some money due to reduced IV.

>>25012619
time to go all in on orange juice

>>25012514
No clue I've got 6k to throw and will get more from the government so I'm hoping Vuzix will do another 1000% from here since its success is linked to Zoom's success and Zoom is very successful and the coronameme doesn't seem to ever be ending so I guess VUZI joins the "NWO stocks" like PLTR and OPTI.

>>25012697
>Euro indeces
Well, technically you're right but...

>Just check the "safe" portfolio I made for my GF a few months ago so I could sell all her positions before this obvious leg down
>She is up 60%
>My portfolio has just crabbed up and down 15%

>>25012713
Zoom out.

>>25012741
FUCK

>>25012724

>>25012522
>DOW to 27,000 EOW

IT'S OVER

>>25012207
nobody cares. all intelligent people know the only way forward is herd immunity through the whole population catching the virus. best strategy since day 1 has been let all the young people continue life as normal. shelter or protect the old people with common sense protocols.

its not rocket science and ive been saying it since march. there is no other way out.

Are you ready for the ABNB megadump?

>>25012677
Risky since the sp500 is handing out money to money losing retard hedgies today
I think shorting CDPR is the better play. It could be the bottom but their flagship game was a disaster and they have nothing else in the pipeline

You guys didn't forget to sell your pumpkin futures right?

>>25012738
Lookslike people keep buying the 6€ mark

>>25012561
You do you but remember

-vaccines getting bad news (KILLED A NURSE maybe)
-NEW coronavirus strain
-British economy is dead
-no deal
-pentagon hacked
-stimulus was priced in 3 weeks ago and won't help

It's all coming together for one big fuck you

HOLY SHIT WHAT DO WE DO
IS THIS THE END? DO WE SELL?

b-big brudder?

>>25012330
>another "corona = flu" post

>>25012322
you got lucky, TSLA literally pumped friday to 700 at end of market so unless you bought your shorts right before close you would have lost. also its a memestock and will be $800 in 2 days so dump your tiny short gains ASAP

>>25012809
Sell brother. If its not that bad, buy back in a few days. If it is bad, you limit yourself to very mild losses.

Holding now would be stupid.

feels good to be 60% cash, crank out the pink wojaks and give me the cheapies today boys

holy fuck, my portfolio goes up in a straight line

>Wrote 92 strike AMD puts just to be safe
>AMD pumps past 97
>Don't close because I don't see any other worthwhile thing to put money into right now
>Now 93
At least I got that right
>>25012766
Welcome to Europe.
Abandon all hope and despair.

https://twitter.com/drericding/status/1340911632147488768?s=21

>new strain is because of plasma transfer fuckery
>might even make ARNm vaccine inefficient as they'll have to be "updated" with new ARNm code
Good job, britbongs

>>25012378
JETS and MAR are safe bets anything oil related too my favs are MRO and XOM

>>25012509
>investing in the german economy
why would you do that in the first place? everything that isnt the US or China is trash

>>25012773
>>25012806
>>25012846

Overreaction....

>Portfolio -2%

>tfw I have my age in % invested in global bonds etf and O'm not particularly fucked right now

feels good boys

>>25012885
German economy is solid, just the stock market is shit, best companies are not on the stock market

>>25012809
honestly as painful as this i might hold because im too much of a pussy to buy the top and ill just use the time to buy cheap dips.

if you look at march it fucking sucked but it still did recover after a few months and gave you the best time to buy

>>25012850
Funny thing is this dumpening has already pumped the USD so much today that if I do sell today my currency will immediately convert and I might even make a profit from the day's gains

>>25012657
It's been in Germany for weeks. Why do you think cases surged so much despite lockdowns?

>>25012846
The shutdown didn't affect the numbers of the big boys and neither will some new "super virus mutation" that isn't even affecting the efficacy of the vaccine.
I mean it's a selloff today, so if you are short you are green and I am not. Well done. But this won't keep the market down for long.

The solstice was magical. Welcome the age of Aquarius.

Lol this shit is going to correct EOD.

>>25012903
based 100 yr old shitposter

>>25012897
they lied several times already, we know they will tell everything in order to calm the masses, truth is we don´t know how the vaccines will react

>>25012806
I tend to believe that the market is overreacting. I'm already -2%, selling at this point doesn't seem very wise to me.

so some literally who firm can just downgrade PLTR and retards will listen to them?

>>25012713
oh wow its back to where it was 1 day ago before a retarded 10 minute $50 pump

>>25012917
is there a way to invest in companies that are working together with said "other" companies that are off the stock market?
in other words: can I indirectly invest in Germany's solid economy?

>>25012927
People still went outside and didnt stay at home

https://youtu.be/ETxmCCsMoD0

Loss porn soon

Is this really just the virus? I heard something leaked from some company, it wasn't that? It's literally just the virus mutation?

>>25012330
>>25012846
>>25012897
>>25012806
>>25012952
US government still hasn't signed a funding deal, besides the stimulus. Might fund the stimulus and still shutdown.

>corona is flu

Yes, it is literally conflated with pneumonia and the flu by the CDC.

>>25012897
Virus mutating is completely normal.. Flu vaccines work too. Flu mutates twice a year. Fucking wallstreet types don't understand shit.. it's nerve wracking. You could explain it to them and they are still insecure and want to sell off everything. I will keep my eye on the stocks that are not selling off

>>25012897
even the original strain is barely more deadly than the flu. it was all just fear mongering to remove Trump from office. the only reason they are keeping this up is because biden hasnt been inaugurated and they are legitimately scared behind the scenes that Trump is going to win the challenges and stay president

>>25012964
only if you have a huge amount of money and invest directly in these companies, most of these businesses are family owned

cryptofags are so god damn weird. every time this place is really slow i go to the catalog and i just see the weirdest god damn shit. at least most the weirdos here use a name so i can filter them

>>25012885
USD is down 10% YoD compared to EUR

>>25012955
The stockmarket is literally the sum of the reactions of many retards, and bots created by retards, reacting to eachother making retarded choices. Every single second of the business day.

So, yes

>>25012741
The French CAC40 index is out of dividends, know your shit before posting, burger. You're supposed to look at the CAC40 GR if you want to compare it to the DAX or any other index in the world.

>>25013003
>qoomer posting
This is a sell signal

>>25012982
-TSLA ADDED TO S AND P
-VIRUS 2 UK BOOGALOO
-STIMULUS WAS ALREADY PRICED IN AND NOT AS GOOD AS PEOPLE THOUGHT (only 600 dollars)
-VACCINE IS FUCKED
-FEARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS TELLING PEOPLE VACCINE ISN'T ENOUGH ANYWAY
-PEOPLE PUTTING THEIR MONEY IN SILVER INSTEAD OF STOCKS
-GOVERNMENT MIGHT SHUT DOWN
-UK NO DEAL
-UK ECONOMY FUCKED
-CHINKPOCALYPSE SOON

>>25012897
also eruope is just doing that to punish the UK for brexit. this entire virus debacle has been nothing but a political weapon

>>25012341
make that after lunchbreak bro

WHAT WILL YOU DO AT OPEN?

https://www.strawpoll.me/42322530
https://www.strawpoll.me/42322530
https://www.strawpoll.me/42322530

>>25013012
>cryptofags are so god damn weird
>he isn't paying cute girls ETH to step on his balls

>>25013012
Yep

>>25012929
>Reply unrelated to post
>>25012987
>conflated therefore is

Guys chill out. A move that fast will retrace at least 50% before today's session is over.

>>25012951
I do agree with your pessimism for the government.

The this virus mutating means nothing if there's barely any dead bodies.

>>25013055
Never thought of it that way. Interesting.

dont worry the federal reserve will wake up and start BRRRRRing around 8pm ike they always do. let jpow have his morning shower coffee

>>25012987
If I sell at this point there is a huge chance that the new strain is a meme and prices will rebounce.
If I don't sell and the new meme strain appears to be true then I will just wait for a few days and still see the prices rebounce because normies will eventually get used to it.
You all are overreacting, the worse is behind us and 0.1% mortality if you are younger than 70yo is fucking nothing.

>>25013073
yeah i dont wanna panic sell. every time i panic sell or buy i completely fuck myself. i give myself a rule of thumb of waiting until noon before i do anything and dont panic and refresh it every 5 seconds

but im 80% cash

>>25013012
Remember, /biz/ was founded as crypto containment. /smg/ are the boring Boomer guests among the pink Wojaks.

$sgbx fag from yesterday here to say told you so....

>silver
Ahahahahaha, /pmg/ are the biggest fucking retards on the board, and that means something since we have XRP General.

>>25013115
i think options and tech stocks made stocks less of a boomer thing

sentinel is not even 1 cent yet guys, so cheap

Biggest losers thus far seem to be the Recovery stocks (Cruise lines, airlines and especially Oil).

>>25013138
0% commission and Options give us poorfags a chance.

>>25013036
This does not look any better at all. This looks absolutely fucked.
Imagine holding 15 years to get a return back, even with dividends. Hell, you don't even beat inflation

Today I’m just going to watch my January Calls melt while everyone AAAAAA’s then recover almost immediately. Should be a fun ride.

Hi guys long time lurker, first time poster on /biz/. Would now be a good time to start to "trade"? Is /smg/ and /pmg/ the best threads? Any advice would be much appreciated.

BIG BRUDDER HELP

>>25013071
Ok boomer

>>25013177
Tfw i sold shell on friday

>>25013144
Fuck off pajeet

>>25013101
>The worse is behind us
The worse is going to be this winter between now and when enough people are vaccined to curb the virus. In that time people will get too relaxed and a SHIT TON of people who are still waiting to get vaccinated are going to catch the virus. The worse will be right before the end.

Just kidding, the worse will be after it's all over and the economy realizes its in a depression.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25013191
generally it's a good idea to get in at record highs since you know the market is confident

>>25011974
i might buy these

>>25013138
True, something like TQQQ kind of gives BTC a run for its money, but it's still par for the course that weirdos are the founding stock of people following a novel asset class.

Believe me, you haven't seen creativity until there's a good crash turning the entire catalog pink.

>>25013101
the virus is just a coverup

>>25012619
High in vitamin C. Smart pandemic investment.

>>25013177
60% of my portfolio is meme oil, airlines and cruise lines.

Just have to diamond hand it to get maximum gains and buy the dip again

>>25013196
Look I agree that corona isn't very deadly, less so than the flu, but calling it the flu and ignoring all the other effects it has besides killing some people is some high-level tinfoil hat copium.

>>25013071
YES

FLU DEATHS, PNEUMONIA DEATHS AND COVID DEATHS ARE CONFLATED AND IF ANYONE HAD ANY OF THESE DISEASES WHEN THEY DIED OR EVEN MIGHT HAVE HAD THEM THEY ARE LISTED AS HAVING DIED FROM THEM

THE ACTUAL DAILY DEATH RATE IS ONLY 7800 A DAY, WHICH IS LOWER THAN LAST YEAR

YOU GAY FAGGOT

>>25013055
>a political weapon
These things can be shorted. ZM puts could be a marked lotto ticket.

>>25013208
I read posts like that on /biz/ every single time a minor correction happens and all of sudden all the panic sellers shit their bed. This time it won't be different.
>In that time people will get too relaxed and a SHIT TON of people who are still waiting to get vaccinated are going to catch the virus
And 99% of them will recover in ~10 days.

CLRB AND UUUU!

>>25013184
If you timed it right you could make tremendous amounts of money. Better than the overbought US market that could crash to 20% with no survivors if the Fed decides to stop the presses for whatever reason.

>>25011286
thanks for leaving europe

>qoomer posters blaming covid for an "unjustified dip"
This might actually be the big one

What's the best UCITS ETF for to buy and hold in GBP? I'm a retard with access to interactive brokers

>>25013283
What if I told you the Federal Reserve can never stop QE?

>>25013098
>Be JPow
>Wake up
>Try to get out of bed with 6 to 9 naked women lying mentally and physically exhausted around your bed
>Drink your "Fed Irish coffee" which is five caffeine pills and a bottle of Burbon in the shower
>Open investing.com
>Look at the stock market
>Oh shit
>Open the Fed RH account to look for your brokers number
>"A hundred million SPY please."
>"L-Limit order or market?"
>Don't even reply and hang up
>America saved for another day

>>25013261
>THE ACTUAL DAILY DEATH RATE IS ONLY 7800 A DAY, WHICH IS LOWER THAN LAST YEAR

You need to remember death certs are on like a 40 week lag to reach 100% reporting. 6 weeks minimum to get like 90%. Also all those deaths are with lockdowns keeping people apart. Doing jack shit not only brings back normal flu deaths, it'd make kung flu deaths drastically increase.

i must be the only one that barely broke even this year

lockdowns are bullish for gme

>>25013329
Not even if Ron Paul gets elected?

>>25013340
If the death certs on a lag then why do we know there are 400k corona deaths?

When the death rate is proven to not be higher, will you admit you destroyed the economy because CNN told you to and do the honorable thing by killing yourself?

>>25013312
Why do you need an UCITS one?

I remember when I was going to YOLO on Tesla calls back in November. I would’ve made about 100K. God I hate my life.

>>25013387
I'm european and do not have access to non UCITS

>>25013350

>>25013217
Shouldnt you buy the dip?

new
>>25013413
>>25013413
>>25013413

>>25013412
Just noticed today my local GME is gone forever, oh well.

>>25012385
it's HÄBBENING :DDDDDD

>>25013403
You could write puts on US index funds. I'm with Interactive Brokers as well and they let you do that. If it gets assigned you get the shares and can sell them or write calls no problem.

>>25013382
Nigga, if your stock is plunging on Marketwatch, it's not gonna rebound just because I remind you the quote's on a 10 minute delay.

Also it's not 400k, we're at 300k because that's the sum of things *so far* and we can extrapolate from X number of infected today that about Y number of them will turn into corpses within a month.

Unless you've got a better explanation for the shit here, it's not a total CNN fabrication: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/excess_deaths.htm

>>25011910
look at futures and tell me thats still on the table

>>25013138
>crypto
So you trade in currencies, how is that not the most boomer thing ever? you kids are some of the dumbest niggers strolling the earth.

>>25013560
It's still on the table.

SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>25011167
That's that Russian giantess isn't her? Her name was hard as fuck to remember