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Democratic and Republican leaders reach $900 billion coronavirus relief deal that includes stimulus checks. the stimulus checks will be $600 this time.
what will you do with your $600 gibs?

>> No.25001461

>>25001300
600 = 17k with litecoin

>> No.25001607

>>25001300
Lucky amerikeks

>> No.25002339

Why those stupids faggots halved my check? Fuck you niggers.

>> No.25002377

>>25001300
1200 cans of beans

>> No.25002388

>>25001300
put it into crypto

>> No.25002437

>>25002339
Need more trillions to bail out corporations. Not even joking lmao

>> No.25002492

>>25002339
Because Republicans needed more money for corporate tax breaks

https://www.taxpolicycenter.org/taxvox/restoring-three-martini-lunch-tax-deduction-wont-feed-covid-19-economy

>> No.25002874

>>25001300
long bitcoin

>> No.25002905

>>25002492
Republicans are pieces of shit. why do morons keep voting for these people that obviously do not give a fuck about them

>> No.25002937

How does 600 dollars worth of XRP sound?

>> No.25002981
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25002981

I for one am grateful to our capitalist overlords for bestowing upon us SIX HUNDRED units of currency, none of which we have earned in the slightest (we all deserve to die in the gutter unless we earn money as an individual of course) God bless America.

>> No.25003027

>>25001300
Commission fetish, hentai art of my waifu from Japanese artists

>> No.25003073

btc

>> No.25003102

>>25001300
they actually said between 600 and 700. watch it be $666, but only with proof of vaccination.

>> No.25003107

>>25002937
member last month when $600 coulda gotten you 2,000 XRP

>> No.25003136

buy gold and xrp

>> No.25003138

$600 is nothing I guess I'll buy a PS5

>> No.25003180

>>25002388
This

>> No.25003192

pay off some margin

>> No.25003223

made too much to get the first check, make too much for this one

>> No.25003235
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25003235

>>25001300
Waste it all on McDonald's Burgers.

>> No.25003260

>>25002905
All politicians are shit. Pelosi and Schumer were pushing retarded shit in the earlier bills then they didn't compromise when Republicans did.

>> No.25003274

>>25003102
How many dimmu borgir concerns would that get me?

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>>25001300
If there's one thing congress can agree on, it's to tax the people of the US through inflation, and then hand them back the revenue.

Now that the USD is monopoly money, what should I invest in /biz/?

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25003435

>>25001300
DATA FARMING THREAD

>> No.25003465

>>25002905
now you know why the founding fathers created a system based on individualism and freedom. too bad that system is long gone.

>> No.25003481

>>25003309
Crypto you dumb fuck where do you think you are?

Stack BTC ETH and LINK

>> No.25003484

>>25002437
the fact that nobody important seems to be bothered by this really speaks volumes

>> No.25003514

>>25003235
>buy and freeze120 mcribs.
>McDonald's discontinues it for 3 years again
>become the only supply of mcribs

How much would you pay for an out of season mcrib?

>> No.25003568

>>25003484
remember when they bailed out the Airline companies and they agreed to not fire anyone for 6 months.. and then when the 6th month rolled around they fired a huge % of their employees

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25003822

Buy PRQ and pump my bags, joggers.

>> No.25003824

ill be buying 0.6 chainlinks with it

>> No.25004090

>>25003235
How is that a waste?

>> No.25004456

>>25001300
I’ll be returning it, not needed

>> No.25004519

>>25001300
put it into API3.

>> No.25004582

>>25001300
YGY

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25004641

>>25001300
Going to use it to fund the next riot by paying the most desperate kids in shit communities... in minecraft.

>> No.25004671

>>25001300
I get 3k so I’m YOLOing it on 10/20 PLO

>> No.25004675

I’ll probably use it to pay my 2020 tax bill like last year.

>> No.25004684

>>25001300
In all seriousness probably just gonna toss it into eth with the upcoming GBR.

>> No.25004721

>>25001300
Nice dubs. Going to invest in Chainlink and flip it for a profit and then put the gains in a random uniswap token. So I can have 3,000 in capital gains losses. Autists love spending their neetbux on Chainlink. (What the last pump likely was, unironically, despite the huge marketcap.)

>> No.25004739

>>25001300
We are such good little cucks holy SHIT. My friend in Canada has been getting 2k a month for not working. She's just sitting there on her fat pussy making money like we in the richest fucking country in the world should be. Why did we even invade Iraq and Afghanistan if we cant even get our fucking bills covered

>> No.25005155 [DELETED] 

>>25003484
>mfw republicans only care about corporations and Israel
>mfw democrats only care about corporations and virtue signaling to minorities

I hope in my lifetime I see them both get what they deserve

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25005229

>>25003484
>mfw republicans only care about corporations and Israel
>mfw democrats only care about corporations and virtue signaling to minorities

I hope in my lifetime I see them both get what they deserve

>> No.25005246

>>25001300
Fuck prostitute

>> No.25005261

>>25003484
people did back in 2011 with the whole occupy wall street but then ((they)) happened and nothing like it ever happened again

>> No.25005268

https://mobile.twitter.com/bitcoinstimulus?lang=en

>> No.25005404

>>25003435
who cares, fuck em. if this is a legit data farm then they are going for biased answers anyways since this is THE premier crypto board

>> No.25005422

>>25005261
Occupy Wall Street brought up real issues at first then was quickly co-opted by dirty hippies, communists, and SJW types. Once women any minorities get involved these things just turn into a shitshow.

>> No.25005437

>>25002339
democracts wanted to give 1200
republicans wanted to give nothing

to break the deadlock they agreed on 600

>> No.25005472

I haven’t decided yet, maybe I should just hold on to it for a little bit until i find something I want

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25005520

>>25005261
Weird how extremist identity politics appeared out of nowhere right after OWS was crushed, huh?

>> No.25005543

>>25005437
Pelosi said absolutely no stimulus before the election my dude

>> No.25005552

>>25005229
I hope too but I don't believe it will. As the saying goes: nothing ever happens.

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25005572

>>25002905
The two party system in general doesn't give a fuck about you.You'd be better off with a potted plant as president.

>> No.25005605

>>25002492
No you fucking nigger, it was pelosi and democrats. Goddamn libtards need the rope! projecting and always lying!

>> No.25005659

>>25001300
Pay down credit cards like I always do. So I can expect $1800 this time if I got $3600 last time?

>> No.25005687

>>25005543
the HEROES act which provided stimulus for all americans was passed in May by the House and has just been sitting on McConnell's desk since then

>> No.25005694

When are they supposed to start sending them out?

>> No.25005705

>>25005687
and it was also packed with bailouts for Democrats lmao

>> No.25005735

>>25005705
ok? have fun with $1,800 to last you 9 months dude. Heroes act was 100% better than the trash we're getting tomorrow

>> No.25005781

>>25005735
Do you not understand how poison pills work, nigger? The bill was a literal leftist wish-list of programs they've wanted to pass for years, Pelosi stuffed it all into a covid bill so idiots like you could make this very argument

>> No.25005841

>>25005781
ok you would rather just get a one time payment of $600. got it.

>> No.25005874

>>25005422
>>25005520
I will never not be angry about it.

>> No.25005888

>>25005841
Republicans in the Senate offered to break up the bill, passing the Covid stimulus and only the covid stimulus

Pelosi refused, said the House's vote was final and she wasn't going to do a separate stimulus bill. Thus, the HEROES Act was DOA in the Senate

>> No.25005915

>>25005888
Checked,
and because of Pelosi our check was halved.

>> No.25005969

>>25005735
>hero's act
>paying illegals checks
>paying for sjw programs
>paying millions to museums
>paying money to leftist organizations
>paying millions to planned parenthood

You are a dumb fucking nigger and don't know shit about anything. typical leftist, You should have stayed a cumstain on a rag instead of being born.

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>>25001300

>> No.25005989

>>25002905
Don't tell me your some kind of 80 IQ infant who thinks Democrats care about anything but their own power and perpetuating it into the future at any cost

>> No.25005991

>>25005437
100% backwards.

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25006010

>>25002492
>>25002905
Trump wanted 2000 dollars you retarded faggot, why the fuck do you vote for establishment politicians with a D next to their name and then blame the only non-establishment politician with real sway?

>why

Because red states aren't locked down and have suffered no meaningful consequences virus wise, proving it's unironically the flu. NY and CA being dead and locked down is your own fault for being retarded.

>> No.25006025

>>25005969
Not only that, it had a national ban on Voter ID and legalized vote-by-mail in all 50 states

>> No.25006035

>>25001300
If you're generous and say that 300mil Americans qualify for that, that leaves 720 bil to spend. I wonder who's getting that.

>> No.25006107

>>25005915
And ironically the people seething hardest about needing it are probably democratic voters that will suck pelosi's dick hardest, since NYC and LA are totally shut down while TX and FL are doing just fine and open.

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKIN DESERVE

>> No.25006126

>>25005969
>>25006025
those things are all good lol. wahhh i would rather my life and everyone else's be shit if it means people got stuff for free even though 40% of our paychecks go to Uncle Sam >:(

>> No.25006160

>>25006025
>>25005969
typical fuckin bootlickers

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25006210

>>25006126
the stimulus isn't from your paycheck you dirty nigger. its printed by the fed and yes i want it.

What kind of moron complains about free money.

>> No.25006227

>>25006035
>I wonder who's getting that.
I'll give you a hint: They blew up one of our warships. It's not the Spanish.

>> No.25006249

>$600
What a joke. Fuck this country

>> No.25006309

600 is a joke, even 1200 was a joke. this is like using a match to try and light a soaking wet log on fire.

>> No.25006335

>>25006210
because it should be way fucking more than $600, and unemployment benefits should be way fucking higher. this country is a joke

>> No.25006364

>>25006335
trump was pushing for 2k and even gave democrats all the concessions they wanted. the democrats didn't want to make trump look like the good guy so they fucked us over.

>> No.25006386

>>25006364
McConnell doesn't sign any of this shit into effect because he's a scumbag turtle

>> No.25006388

>>25006010
Trump also wanted to act like the coronavirus wasnt a thing despite knowing otherwise, his failure to act is really what fucked people over more. And giving a bunch of money to corporations (including his own children's) vs people. You talk like people say democrats make everything perfect, where ironically you suck donald's dick to the end, and went along with his egotistical fit about losing. People wanted him out because he fucked the coronavirus thing up so bad.

>> No.25006451

>>25006364
>blame it on Pelosi lol. there's literally dudes in the GOP coming out against relief
>https://www.dailyposter.com/p/millionaire-republican-cites-deficit

>> No.25006487 [DELETED] 

>>25006388
Trump literally had a team up in january and closed the borders when Pelosi was telling people he was just being a xenophobe and the virus wasn't real. Why do you come on here and spam your zero IQ CNN bullshit when people can literally dig up archived articles from January on this shit?

>people wanted him out

Corona isn't real but bullets are. Hope you got a plane ticket to Europe, faggot.

>> No.25006494

>>25001300
no idea probably put it in savings or buy a little gold/silver

>> No.25006512

>>25006451
https://www.businessinsider.com/trumps-stimulus-checks-congress-republicans-democrats-2020-12

You are the reason everything is shit.

>> No.25006522

>>25006388
Kung Flu ain't shit you moron. Total death hasn't gone up in 2020 compared to 2019.

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Can any of you anons let me know what I can do here? I fucked up this year in my taxes, I originally i put myself as a dependent of my mother since I'm in college, make less than 50% of what she makes, and younger than 24. I amended that since this tax year, I made more than 50% of she makes and that disqualifies me as a dependent of hers this year. However, when I sent in my amendments, the irs website says I'm not eligible to get a payment, even if the amendment is processed. I have to figure out a way to get in contact with those guys and get my original 1200, and now the 600.

To answer OP, I'll probably save it on top for my college or keep it in my emergency fund.

>> No.25006542

>>25006309
People shouldn't be getting free shit anyway, they should just re-open the fucking economy and stop this charade. It doesn't really matter at this point I guess, civil war is imminent.

>> No.25006547

>>25002905
What makes you think ANY politician gives a fuck about anyone else?

>> No.25006546

>>25006487
Trump literally downplayed the Virus and was calling it a "Democrat hoax" until the stock market started crashing. only until then did he even acknowledge it was real. what are you talking about

>> No.25006564

>>25006546
Because everyone was closing up shop despite him telling them not to

>> No.25006605

>>25005229
You won't.

>> No.25006631

>>25006388
You mean the horrible virus that only kills 3 out of every 10k that actually manage to get it? And they don't actually die from it, they die from being fat, old, or sick?
Yeah, let's shut the world down for that. Great idea. These fucking democrats are a fucking cancer on society. Fucking kids, banging Chinese spies, and selling out America every chance they get.

>> No.25006638

>>25006546
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/proclamation-suspension-entry-immigrants-nonimmigrants-persons-pose-risk-transmitting-2019-novel-coronavirus/

JANUARY, TRUMP BANS FLIGHTS FROM CHINA

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/nancy-pelosi-visits-san-franciscos-chinatown/2240247/
https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2020/02/24/coronavirus-speaker-house-nancy-pelosi-tours-san-franciscos-chinatown/

FEBRUARY, ONE MONTH LATER PELOSI DOWNPLAYS CORONAVIRUS AND TELLS PEOPLE TO GO EAT AT CHINESE RESTAURANTS

Go fuck yourself retard.

>> No.25006666

>>25006035
https://youtu.be/M60FUPVtq9k

Start at 16:30, goyem only exist for helping Jews. No different from the ox of the farmer or the dog of the master

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25006669

>>25006522
You sure about that, anon?

>> No.25006676

>>25006388
>his failure to act
yeah thats why pelosi and the dems were in chinatown telling people not to panic and to go out and eat in the buffets they were serving. they also called trump a racist for stopping flights from china. but you know its all drumps falt

Fucking moron kys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZBFUA0JjFk

>> No.25006684

>>25001461
Based and litepilled

>> No.25006685

>>25006638
Trump literally called the Virus a hoax. Pelosi is a dumb cunt but its comical watching you do mental gymnastics trying to prove Trump did anything to slow down the virus from spreading besides banning chinks from coming in one month

>> No.25006711

>>25006685
it is a hoax you nigger

>> No.25006719

>>25006685
Trump literally banned flights in january and a month later Pelosi was still saying it was fake and Trump was being xenophobic. This is the end all be all of the discussion you disingenuous faggot, you cannot argue with reality regardless of how many times you lie and say Trump called the meme flu "a hoax"

>> No.25006739

>>25006685
Trump isn't the king of the country you dumb nigger, You have mayors for a reason. Trump can only create federal laws and the states mayors are responsible for their own districts, they can follow federal laws or ignore them and many of them ignored it because orange man bad.

>> No.25006786

>>25006669
>manipulate numbers
>old people dying of heart attacks or old age is covid

how come all other deaths dropped like a rock but covid skyrocketed?

>> No.25006794

>>25003138
Video game console? You will never make it

>> No.25006797

>>25006739
dude was the #1 driver of spreading misinformation about the virus. he's a mass murderer and responsible for thousands of deaths.

>> No.25006805

>>25006669
Do you understand the concept of excess deaths from coronavirus vs. Total Deaths? Because these are two different metrics.

Hint: in 2018 total average deaths by day was about 7800 and in 2020 it is also 7800, meaning we will have roughly the same total deaths in 2020 as 2018. Corona has literally not changed the death rate at all.

>> No.25006838

>>25006805
>3rd grade math level detected. doesn't know how to read a line graph

>> No.25006859

>>25006838
>zero IQ faggot who spent the entire thread making bait posts

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>>25005437

>> No.25006944

>>25006797
>misinformation
so you are a moron who believes in the mainstream media and youtube and twitter warning labels. got it. I didn't think anyone was actually dumb enough to fall for those.

>> No.25006967

>>25006944
>ok guy who gets all their information from 14 year old kids LARPing on an anime message board and regurgitates it as fact

>> No.25007029

>>25006967
these 14 year old kids larping are 100% more trusted than the legacy media you fucking moron.

go on about another 4 years of Russian collusion hoax nigger

>> No.25007059

>>25007029
didn't like 38 people in Trump's circle get indicted for a hoax? didn't trump's lawyers go to jail for the russian hoax too lol. damn. and 300,000 people also died from a democrat hoax this year too. these hoaxes of trump's sure have a lot of real life effects!

>> No.25007079

>>25007059
being indicted doesn't mean you are guilty. it means they are being targeted.

1 layer goes to jail that really means anything.

>> No.25007122

>>25007079
keep moving those goalposts buddy you're doing great

>> No.25007179

>>25007122
>moving goalposts

im not moving anything retard, 1 lawyer getting arrested when you were after trump doesn't mean shit idiot.

>> No.25007197

>>25006010
Bernie sanders wanted 2k a month. Idk what your point is. Trump is a dipshit

>> No.25007211

Yeah, Mueller then deferred to Barr lol.
>We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing

>> No.25007270

>>25005422
>Once women any minorities get involved these things just turn into a shitshow.
Same thing happened at my local BLM/police hate stuff.

White girls felt the need to virtue signal so much that black people were cringing

>> No.25007289

>>25007197
yeah. he also wanted to raise taxes 60%

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>>25006512
>lmaooo figures you don't even read past the headline. it literally says the Republicans don't want Americans to have shit. jesus christ you're dumb as shit

>> No.25007406

>>25007289
yeah on people making over $250,000 a year. you make that much dude?

>> No.25007477

>>25002339
Nigga after this check, 45% of all USD ever printed will have bed made this last year.

>> No.25007542

>>25007406
I will when im crypto rich. do you honestly believe rich are just going to stay in this country? they can pack up and leave to any other country in the world. poor people don't have that luxury. who do you think creates the jobs?

look at new york everyone left and the retard mayor is begging them to return and he'll buy them a beer.

>> No.25007623

>>25007542
yeah? what shit hole country they movin to lol. America has every culture in it

>> No.25007647

>>25007542
+ everyone from NYC just moved to NJ or Connecticut instead

>> No.25007913

>>25007360
>((republicans))
you know damn well those ((republicans)) are never trumpers who you can basically call democrats.

>> No.25007946

>>25002377
checked and redbeaned

>> No.25007979

>>25001300
put into DMG (or DMM mTokens / USDT)

>> No.25008104

>>25006669
Definitely not gonna make it.

>> No.25008200

I will buy more 0.x. - Monero

>> No.25008374

>>25006805
The chart is literally saying deaths/week is ~60k compared to 50-55k average, or in deaths/day:
2018 - 7800 let's say
2020 - 8500

So, 700 extra deaths per day, sometimes more, sometimes less.

>> No.25008574

>>25002437
can they really be called bailouts when the stonks market is hitting record highs?

>> No.25008591

>>25008374
Don't try and understand the death figures, the whole covid thing is a scam.

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>>25002437

>> No.25008624

im going to put it in robinhood to short the market for a nice short squeeze. Just helping a bullbro out

>> No.25008661

>>25005422
those three groups you mentioned were probably all cia actors, and then of course the media only points the cameras at them.

>> No.25008686

>>25005437
actually the "problem solvers" wanted to give $0 too, i think it was Hawley and Sanders that finally got them to add $600 (got that Georgia senate race coming up)

>> No.25008688

>>25008591
>literal body counts
>must be a scam

>> No.25008749

>>25006388
corona isnt real and youre a faggot

>> No.25008787

>>25006719
i kind of wish flights from china would stay banned

>> No.25008788

>>25008621
shit should be illegal

>> No.25008801

>>25001300
If this is legit I'll put it towards a fancy drawing tablet

>> No.25008813

>>25001300
Save it because the government has no meaningful revenue streams aside from taxation
Meaning every dollar they send you today is a (dollar)e^(.02)x they tax you at x time

>> No.25008885

>>25008813
how can so much brains fit into one skull

>> No.25008907

>>25006388
>if bait
haha
>else
kys

>> No.25008926

>>25006534
the first stimulus check was based on 2019 tax year, so it sounds like you don't get it.

>> No.25008947

Pay part of my student loan.

>> No.25008954

>>25008688
Hospitals get paid to classify deaths as covid deaths. That's a verifiable fact.

>> No.25009032

>>25007623
That's the easiest way to tell if someone is white or not. I know you are a subhuman shitskin because of your message.
>yeah? what shit hole country they movin to lol. America has every culture in it

You treat multiculturalism as a joy when it is a curse. Only a subhuman shit with no ability to see the future and prepare to create, to love, to bring his community together, would think like this.

The whites with money will go where they are accepted, and will be welcomed with open arms. These wealthy whites will create jobs. These jobs will boost infrastructure, spending, will create more jobs. These whites will spread culture and lifestyle. They will create good times. They will turn these subhuman shitholes countries into better places over time. Eventually, the jews will see this newfound spark of joy and alert the hoard of niggers and shitskins, and the cycle will continue ad infinitum.

>> No.25009521

>>25006666
thank you satan for exposing gods chosen people for the wile filth that they really are

>> No.25009537

>>25006666
thank you satan for exposing gods chosen people for the vile filth that they really are