/biz/ - Business & Finance

shut the fuck up nig. Buy zec or cry later

>>24999925
that ain't me nigger

>>24999925
Take them. Take my wife too.

yo who dis I jus move here

>>24999925
no
*kills nigger*

>>24999925
nigga, r u fo reel?

No

There are two possible ways for a Nigger to enter my home. Front door or basement windows. They both lead to a killzone I can cover from behind my dual seater recliner. The very recliner I am in now. I have an AK47 under my pillow and my wife has a S&W model 10, 6”. We would be having bush meat stew for weeks. Just throw Tyrone in the freezer. Now I have my crypto and my bush meat in cold storage.

>>25000313
In reality most likely your wife would shoot your ass point blank and store your corpse in a freezer so she can enjoy Tyrone's cock.

>>24999925
>tax man shows up at door
>”sir, you did not pay 200,000$ in taxes for your cryptocurrency gains on Coinbase dot com. Come with me.”

>gives decoy Ledger passcode which disables it

>>25000404
Nope, my wife is non-white. Try again.

>>25000641
Oh, you're safe then.

>>25000641

Based

>>24999925

i-i...i don't have any BTC, i'm just a dicklet LINKIE

will it appease your BBC to have my LINK?

don't kill me

>>25000641
>Non-white "wife"

That's called a pet

>>24999925
>uhh yah man I need 5 dolla for gas man help me out

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT TYRONE JUST LEAVE MY ASSHOLE INTACT

>>24999925
>ok p-please dont hurt me
*takes out wallet*
*fumbles bitcoins on to the ground*
*nignog bends over to pick them up*
*pull out blackjack and whack him upside the head*
*calmly take his gun and pick up my bitcoins*
>its not the heat, its the humidity

Y-Yes sir, please don't hurt me! Here, take my Bitcoins!
>proceeds to hand him a subway giftcard (with a 0.00 balance)

>>25000556
If thats a real function that's kinda cool

>>24999925
>Well sir, I am not white, I am Jewish, and you are participating in a hate crime. If you don't turn around right now, I will sick my pack of lawyers on you and sue you to death.

>>25003214
>you fucking get bonked on the head and die

>Thank fuck here you can have my bags i only own chainlink

The nigger tenses up and starts screaming expletives that this is the 2nd one today and hands me another ledger and his gun saying this shit aint worth it.

>>25003662
KEK

>>25003662

How do you even know if you're on the list?

>>25000641
sir yes, this is the based department we have someone here that wants to speak with you

>>25000313
They can ambush you as you go out.

>>25005450
>go out

LMAO
are you a normie? How the fuck did you end up here????

>>25001912
utterly B - - - D

>>24999925
Big man Bobo calling in his dues
Bogs called in your debths thats debt death

>>25005344

>>25003956
Just enter your name, address, SSN, and current crypto holdings in the form and it'll tell you if you got hacked

>>25003662
based

>>25001428
If LINK becomes nigger insurance I guarantee $1000 EOY.

>>25000641
I love how biz has became one with pol

is biz now a home defense board

>>25006186
politics and business have always been one

>>24999925
whas a bitcone i only hold deflationary tokens used to increase price pressure during arbitrage in algorithmically balanced index funds my dude

I have no idea what a bitcone is

>>25006400
pol is about political power
biz is about financial power
but it's both about having power

Gib me your enferriums white boi...

>>25000313
Lmao save some of that testosterone for the rest of us

>>25006186
I hope you realize 90% of the entire Hispanic population hates black people

>>25003956
https://haveibeenpwned.com

>>25006480
where are the okcupid statistics?

>>24999925
yo J where you been man. I been wantin to shoot that rap vid wich u. I got the tips for the biches now LFG after this round of fortnite

>>24999925
he will be shooting low and to the left. run away and to the right.

>>24999925

>>25000641
B A S E D
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>>24999925
>Bitcoins? I donate all my winnings to the church. Have you heard of our lord and savior jesus christ?