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>> No.25000159

Buy BX

>> No.25000166

Threadly reminder shortselling is good and they will try to ban it again in the future

>> No.25000174
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Please sirs, do the needful, opening bell tomorrow.

>> No.25000177
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SRAC
R
A
C

>> No.25000182

Rolling for Monday
If even dubs blood green
If odd dubs blood red
If singles crab

>> No.25000206

>>25000166
Short sellers are the only people who give a single shit about companies being run competently any more.
There are a few short sellers that are just greedy fucks but they are vastly outnumbered by "retard bulls" that treat everything like crypto now.

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>>25000118
Please keep these threads extra COMFY this week. Stimulus will pump all the popular stocks till the end of the year, hope you guys bought PLTR when it was below $25.

>> No.25000220

>>25000182
VALE BROS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25000221
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25000221

/smg/ bros, I pulled a muscle in my back wiping my ass just now. It doesn't feel good.

>> No.25000223

IS GAMESTOP A TECH STOCK

FUCK ME

>> No.25000241

wheres the options general chad?

>> No.25000250

Dump my entire savings in WKHS tomorrow?

>> No.25000270

>>25000250
>WKHS
/smg/ really needs to learn when to let go lol

>> No.25000275
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>>25000221
How is that possible?

>> No.25000286

>>25000221
The best way to fix it is to have a bbc up your ass. It fixes right away. Trust me, bro.

>> No.25000302

WKHS, PLTR and DKNG are hot stocks to buy right now

buttPLUG gonna experience a pullback

>> No.25000310

daily reminder that if i knew about stocks in 2017 i would be rich and a better investor then warren buffet but i didnt know about stocks and IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE

>> No.25000320

>>25000206
But those retard bulls *are* short.

They're short the US dollar.

>> No.25000326

>>25000302
why PLTR

>> No.25000328
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25000328

bros, what does this mean?

>> No.25000330
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>>25000118
German anon here. I would short all European indexes right now! For example the DAX future is down only 1.37% right now. It will go down at least 4% tomorrow. The stupid Asians just don't know what is really going to happen in Europe tomorrow.

Almost all countries have closed traffic to the UK already.

Now I tell you what is going to happen next:
The mutated meme virus will be found in another country tomorrow (because it has spread in the last days to other countries already). The retarded politicians will restrict traffic to this country, too. This will repeat until we see the same scenario from March happening again where almost all inter-european traffic was restricted. Politicians here are retarded, trust me. The Asians and Americans just don't know how bad it really is here.

TL;DR
SHORT EUROPEAN STOCKS NOW!!!

>> No.25000350

>>25000250
I hold some WKHS but it should be appreciated that the Horse is one of the most volatile and punishing stocks in the stockmarket. Still high risk

EXERCISE
CAUTION

>> No.25000352

>>25000328
If you're the reserve currency, they let you do it.

>> No.25000375
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>600 dollars for the goyim
>3.3 billion for Israel
How do I buy calls in Israel?

>> No.25000398
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Cramer is going to try to have the CEO of AQB on his show to talk about the company. AQB IS GOING UP

>> No.25000407

>>25000375
How much money was the stimulus to help struggling americans again?

>> No.25000408

>>25000328
They're buying at almost 0% interest. JPow even explained that while debt to gdp is very high, the actual interest payments are relatively low.

>> No.25000410

>>25000286
Do I need to visit a portapotty or can I do this from home?

Also angry 3rd world storage closet bro, please tell me more about your situation. What country do you live in?

>> No.25000420

>>25000375
fangfatfagman

>> No.25000422

>>25000326
It's good, popular, still cheap and pandemic-proof. In fact it thrives during Covid. Perfect for Normies to throw $600 into. TSLA is too expensive, AAPL might also take a solid bite off of that stimulus, but my bet is on the cheaper stocks.

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>>25000375
if you have to ask, you'll never know

>> No.25000441
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>>25000328
brrr

>> No.25000443

>tyrone's third baby will get stimulus package
>I do not qualify for it
Yeah I gotta look some fucking more into tax evasion.

>> No.25000444
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>>25000118
Is there a beginners guide on how to Options for Europoors? Do they even exist here?
Americans seem to have all the cool toys: no commissions, 3X ETFs, brokers that give you useful statistics on your trades etc.
Meanwhile I'm sitting here, paying 20$ for every trade I make and my broker looks like an Excel chart from the 90s. There's CFDs but you need some "risk assessment" for your bank to let them use it and they seem like vastly inferior versions of options anyways. As I understand it options are lottery tickets betting on the share price of a stock on a given date and if the price comes close or goes above that number when the date approaches, your money multiplies. How can I get into that as a Euro?

>> No.25000445

>>25000375
intel?

>> No.25000451

>>25000422
PLTR is not cheap brah

>> No.25000461
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LCTX....Stem Cells and Cell Replacement Therapy are the future of healthcare.
DRY AMD (#1 cause of blindness): https://investor.lineagecell.com/news-releases/news-release-details/lineage-cell-therapeutics-presents-new-opregenr-data-dry-amd-ga

Spinal Cord Injury: https://blog.cirm.ca.gov/2020/12/10/making-a-good-thing-better/
Pic related: https://blog.cirm.ca.gov/2020/12/10/making-a-good-thing-better/

>> No.25000463

>STIMULUS A GO
STIMULUS A GO

>> No.25000465

>>25000444
come to money land brah

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>>25000250
Not all...but some...

>>25000302
Based comment

>>25000330
I'll wait for a dip instead.

But thanks for the info.

>>25000350
WKHS has essentially become the best swing trading stock of all time.

>> No.25000472

Kek will britbongs starve now this winter

>> No.25000477

>>25000221
might be the downtrend trigger?

>> No.25000485

>>25000461
whoops, fucked up muh link
https://investor.lineagecell.com/news-releases/news-release-details/lineage-cell-therapeutics-provides-update-opc1-cell-therapy-0

>> No.25000494
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25000494

Welcome to the JVA club! Sit down and relax have a sip of a good old fashion shlushie.

>> No.25000497
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.25000513

>>25000497
Good

>> No.25000517

>>25000444
>There's CFDs but you need some "risk assessment" for your bank to let them use it
To be fair, us burgers need to do those for options as well. Different levels from "sell covered calls" up to "sell naked puts" and shit, based on trades per year, an assessment of your knowledge, net worth, that kind of stuff.

3x leveraged ETFs require nothing and are pretty sweet though.

>> No.25000519

>>25000330
it's already reported that it arrived in Netherlands

>> No.25000523

>>25000497
Appeciate that you edit the picture every time with the changing band name. High effort meme

>> No.25000528
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>>25000472
No, but the food prices will go up. Only communist countries starve, and only because they refuse to swallow their pride and ask for help/strike a deal with capitalists.

>> No.25000527

>>25000497
I don't remember asking honey?

>> No.25000531

>>25000407
>The deal over extending federal jobless benefits for millions of unemployed Americans at a level of $300 per week would cover up to 11 weeks of unemployment, at least through March 14, aides familiar with the negotiations said. An unemployment benefits program for contract and gig workers, which is also set to expire at the end of the year, would be extended for 11 weeks for those workers as well.

It's only like 900 billion.

>> No.25000539

>>25000330
Why would you even want to travel outside of your own country anyway?

>> No.25000542

>>25000519
I know even the fucking Swiss just announced they will restrict traffic

>> No.25000543

>>25000519
So that’s officially UK, South Africa and Netherlands

>tfw work in Times Square and Friday looked like a normal Friday holiday season in the city with a ton of tourists

Puts on my life.

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>>25000494
fuck you and your slushie man, i hope the entire fucking market crashes tomorrow and every single fucking poster on /smg/ loses EVERYTHING

my dream is to get rich off SQQQ

fuck everybody here

>> No.25000550

>>25000528
God I wish I was that couch

>> No.25000555

Buy HFEN

You've been warned, next IPO that will get pumped to $100

>> No.25000559

>>25000443
cash business dude. just fix cell phones or sell firewood or some shit just for the purpose of never paying taxes

are they really giving free money to jobless black kids? where do you see that?

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>>25000330
>>25000519
>>25000543
>>25000519
it's in Italy too.

>> No.25000572
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>>25000213
but the stimulus was already priced in. it was priced in months ago; delayed and never priced out.

sorry bobo, we are in a peak clown market.

>> No.25000580

>>25000310
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT ROBBED

>> No.25000598

>>25000580
stop crying and be the one that starts the legacy in your family you faggot

>> No.25000605

>>25000571
>>25000543
>>25000542
>>25000519
If the new contagious strain has been in London for a while, which it has, then it's going to be worldwide in no time

>> No.25000610

>>25000580
have you considered building a time machine?

>> No.25000619
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>>25000539

I am not talking about vacations retard! Imagine all traffic between the US states would be restricted.
Pic related

>> No.25000623

>>25000571
This is hilarious

>> No.25000627
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>>25000547
fuck you JVA's the best you stupid poor people!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.25000637

>>25000571
No one noticed he had problems breathing before the flight? It’s hard to breath with a mask on.

>> No.25000639

I don't understand why people are so quick to riot for some dead nigger but won't riot outside the capitol for something that matters. Burn that piece of shit down it's clearly useless what a fucking joke $600 suck my fucking cock dumb nigger McConnell

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>stimulus and coof 2 cancel out, market crabs

>> No.25000650

>>25000330
honestly this entire week seems fucked for all markets
people will sell the news on the stimulus deal, cash out before end of the year as usual and europe covid fud will serve as an excuse for all the short sellers who waited for another dump the entire year
prove me wrong

>> No.25000662

>>25000250
we feeling good about wkhs getting contract?

>> No.25000681
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>>25000647
Now we just need another corporate tax cut and the Santa Claus rally will be confirmed.

>> No.25000683
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IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.25000687

>>25000619
US states were restricted back in the early stages of covid. Nobody cared. But we weren't retarded enough to ban freight.

>> No.25000695

>>25000650
Anon, I don't know much about anything. But I have a 95% conviction that you will win money by shorting European stocks NOW. Just bet a small amount. You will see. But don't wait until tomorrow.

>> No.25000698

>>25000639
Because the riots weren't organic. They were financially backed by jews.

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>>25000310
Based drama posting
>>25000330
My thinking is along similar lines, but the relief spending bill is sort of the tell. It looks like they will keep stringing it along until it stops propping the market up then they will pass it. That’s when I expect the market to have finished pricing it in. Unless it’s surprisingly generous, should be a big sell the news event

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>>25000627
FUCK
YOU.


The moon has a new boss and it's name is S Q Q Q

>> No.25000720
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You don't want based JVA? Alright more for myself.

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>>25000555
checked

>> No.25000752

$sgbx last time I will post this

>> No.25000751

>>25000662
It’ll be delayed til June 21.

Shit might not even be worth it

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>>25000714
Don't talk down to me you peasant!

>> No.25000757

Should I continue buying SRAC at these prices or wait for a dip?

>> No.25000764
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>>25000650
Markets don't care about Covid unless we have a nationwide shutdown in the US.

Stimulus will be a huge positive for the markets.

>>25000714
SQQQ when the Federal Reserve specifically stated they'll backstop any possible crashes...

Anon don't fight the fed

>> No.25000777
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buy JVA or succumb to gay black aids

>> No.25000779

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE POINT OF OPTIONS AND FUTURES ARE

>> No.25000804

>>25000639
Because the riots and protests were a combination of paid for/useful idiots.

>> No.25000807
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JVA is for elite investors only.

>> No.25000820

>>25000714
dont bet against fed, anon

>> No.25000822

Lmao my portfolio value just went up by £100 in an instant due to forex

>> No.25000842

>>25000764
>Anon don't fight the fed
i will fight it to the bitter end

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>>25000779

>> No.25000844

>>25000822
Same lad, depressing long-term.

>> No.25000846
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I fucking hate these kids

>> No.25000849

>>25000779
They're just contracts to buy stuff at a certain time for a certain price.

Since the underlying price might change out from under you, those contracts could either be worthless/worth throwing away or pretty valuable. Some people use them as insurance, others as gambles to speculate on price.

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reminder to kys TLSfag

>> No.25000855

>>25000695
Which ones

>> No.25000862

>>25000846
the shriner masons just buttfuck them lole

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guise they just locked down all of Ontario Canada

send halp

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>>25000842
>>25000846

>> No.25000877

>>25000470
>The “Stranger Things” star and Gen X icon accused Gibson in an interview Sunday of calling her an “oven dodger” when he learned of her Jewish heritage. The offensive term is an apparent reference to Jewish prisoners who avoided being incinerated at Nazi death camps during World War II.

>At the same industry soiree, Ryder claims Gibson asked her friend, who is gay, “‘Oh, wait, am I gonna get AIDS?’”

holy based

>> No.25000878

>>25000844
This, or the next few days, must be the bottom though

>> No.25000882

>>25000687
The French just fuck over the British because of their fishing rights

>> No.25000894
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>>25000846
based, they're just actors

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>>25000867
Day of the rake when?

>> No.25000925

>>25000855
If I had to pick one I would probably chose the French CAC 40 because Macron is a wannabe strong man. But I don't think it will matter much.

>> No.25000938

>>25000849
does the contract itself cost money? if so, wouldnt this just be the equivalent of buying the security on spot with a stop loss equal to the cost of the contract? assuming you want the contract because you think it will go up

>> No.25000950

>>25000846
How do I invest in people with emotional problems and spare cash?

>> No.25000977

Small brain play - buying any mainstream stock because an influx of people receiving 600 dollars will also buy
Big brain play - realizing we are in a bubble due to the complete detachment of market value of stocks vs the actual economy and making your plays around that
Bigger brain play - Realizing the fed can print forever and the dollar is meaningless, stocks only go up
Biggest brain play - Changing your currency into something else for the eventual collapse of the dollar

>> No.25001004

JVA - where luxury happens

>> No.25001010

>>25000977
which currency tho?

>> No.25001013

>>25000977
smallest brain play - changing your currency to bitcoin, an electronic currency in the event of an apocalypse.

>> No.25001018

>>25000000
>>25000000
>>25000000
>>25000000
>>25000000

>> No.25001026

>silver
LMAO

>> No.25001033

>>25001010
hogs

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>>25000867
awesome!

>>25000919
sounds like it might be today, one can dream

>> No.25001057
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JVA baby

>> No.25001098

>>25000118
>the new relief package will have 15b for airlines
if you don't buy airlines tomorrow you literally hate free money
not gonna screencap and say told you so niggers , take it or leave it

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>>25000877
He is my hero anon.

Based hall of fame.

>> No.25001116

>>25000938
Correction: I should've said contracts to buy or sell the stuff.

And it's not equivalent to buying the underlying because let's say you're a cereal maker. You know how much wheat you need to shred every month, but your shareholders don't want you to potentially get fucked over by the wheat market. So you buy a bunch of contracts that say "X tons of wheat at such and such a price in January" then others that are for February, and so on.

This is much better than having to store, like X times 12 tons of wheat, if you bought it all at once. And if the price of wheat skyrockets in, like, March, you're safe because you locked in a lower price months earlier.

Conversely farmers will use these futures to guarantee their crops sell at a good price, even if the price plummets for whatever reason. Same deal for, like, airlines and oil drillers or iron miners and steel mills.

Middlemen will do forecasting and see if they can snag good deals among these contracts based on information neither of those other parties may know.

>> No.25001196

>>25000867
Thankfully your queen will save you

>> No.25001202

>>25001098
What options are you buying? Im thinking february or april ATM AAL calls

>> No.25001230

guys, what explodes on monday?

>> No.25001242

>>25001202
VALE

>> No.25001248

>>25001230
Silver

>> No.25001250

>>25001116
so why do people say "stay out of options if you don't know what you're doing", "it's risky", etc. if it's basically just buying insurance in case something bad happens

>> No.25001257

>>25000605
Yep

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Sit down and relax /biz/ anons. Were in for a Based Christmas. I've made a nice warm pot of JVA for ya. I know you'll like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoasJLe8L9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kG4AvndFbU

>> No.25001262

>>25001230
Telos

>> No.25001280

>>25001230
vix? There is really no more catalyst for the year for profits & profit taking.

>> No.25001282

>>25001230

nothing, itll be a crab day.

>> No.25001285

>>25001250
Because shitheads like me buy naked calls at all time highs

>> No.25001288

>>25001230
BX

>> No.25001290

>>25001230
probably some innocent Christmas market in Yurp

>> No.25001294

Been eating a shit ton of McDonalds to help my calls out. It never gets old. Fuck I love McDonald’s

>> No.25001295

guys warren morgan was gettign his pepsi shined by some man and then the man said he was going to buy stock, morgan rushed and sold all his stock therefore there will be a crash tomorrow

>> No.25001320

>>25001242
Yeah im planning on that too. Buy the dip

>> No.25001331

>>25001290
lol

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PLTR

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>>25001057
ill take the nerds and skittles for $600

>> No.25001361

>>25001250
You're meant to use options to hedge, etc. You CAN use them for degenerate gambling to make crazy sums of money or financial ruin yourself. Since options are a tool that allow you to easily financially ruin yourself, "stay out if you don't know what you're doing" is good advice, so people give that advice

>> No.25001365

>>25000977
dual 7s are convinving but i think bitcoin already priced in

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>>25001290
Nah, Yuros only get trucks of peace. Maybe a """""""""""nuclear"""""""""""""" site in Iran?

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Buy some stocks on Monday boys

Enjoy the Christmas Bull Run courtesy of the stimulus

https://youtu.be/aF-Ij8LM7Ak

>> No.25001391

>>25001248
this unironically

>> No.25001408

>>25000977
Such as converting from USD to shares of stock? Wow, thanks!

>> No.25001412

>>25001261
here in Baltimore we only got 2 inches

>> No.25001421

>>25001250
Depends on which side of the contract you're on. Imagine you sell a call (options contract) to deliver 100 shares of TSLA for $700 on January 8th. At current prices that nets you like $30 times 100. $3000, not bad.

Now how fucked are you if January 8th rolls around, you don't own any actual TSLA shares, and it's trading for $750?

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Goodnight /smg/, tomorrow I will once again love CUNNY

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JVA anons be like

>> No.25001439

>>25001202
i don't wanna shill my bags fren , already have some stocks

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>down 0.1%

its over

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>>25001424
Based and Cpilled

>> No.25001507

>>25000330

DAX Future 1.5% down and falling.

By the way this is also the reason why the Dollar Index is rising. Same as in March.

People will go into the Dollar tomorrow.

>> No.25001525

>>25001421
Answer: You buy $75,000 worth of TSLA, hand it off to the contract owner for $70,000, and lose $5000. (There are extra steps with your broker futzing around, or forcing you to sell the contract rather than executing it, but theoretically you'd end up down $2,000 after starting "up" $3000)

>> No.25001526

>>25001412
stay cozy anon!

>> No.25001532

>>25001288
I want to get into BSTZ, is that close enough?

>> No.25001536

>>25001421
im sorry im just not getting it. i dont understand what this process has over just selling if you think it's going to go down or buying if you think its going to go up.

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>>25001198
>>25001198
>>25001198

aaaaaand there goes crypto.

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>everyone saying tomorrow will be big green
let me direct your attention to this chart for a moment

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>>25001432
you must have some heavy JVA bags, anon

>> No.25001571

>>25001546
yall cant watch it every day and make decisions based on one day of movement

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>>25001539
does this mean my MARA puts are gonna print?

>> No.25001605

>>25001546
zoom out

>> No.25001614

>>25001550
He's posting like some stocktwits fucktard

>> No.25001617

>>25001571
The last time it rose to 90.20 after falling below 90 was friday. That was blood fucking red until a last 10 minute giga pump. Are you confident kike MMs will bail you out again?

>> No.25001626

>>25001539
lol its hillarious when someones an ass hole on reddit and i say fuck you theyre like bro what you cant do that thats rude then what some autistc nerd gets his internet money hacked they all start screaming fuck you

>> No.25001632

>>25001532
no

>> No.25001636

>>25001536
If you have $675, buy one share of TSLA, and it goes up $1, your portfolio goes up a $1.

If you have $675, use that to buy TSLA call options, and TSLA goes up $1, your portfolio may go up waay more than $1.

There's more nuance to it but basically much higher risk, much higher reward.

>> No.25001639

>>25000330
>short the markets
lmao

>> No.25001647

>>25000539
Well, Cletus, some people have lives that involve traveling for business or personal relations, among other things.

>> No.25001658

>>25001617
i hold clf and gme im either fucked or im not boomer shit doesnt even matter that much because its a 10 year hold

>> No.25001675

>>25001639
I am already proven right retard:
>>25000330
>>25001507

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Ok...no one told me the Pfizer CEO is a Greek JEW!!!!!!

>> No.25001700

https://youtu.be/Tmx2gtjDOXs (embed)

>> No.25001701

>>25001579
You're gonna eat shit all week

>> No.25001734

>>25001639
https://www.investing.com/indices/germany-30-futures

>> No.25001737

Why CLF over MT?

>> No.25001752

>>25001734
i don't feel soo good
bobo's hold me

>> No.25001757

>>25001676
That kikes not getting vaccinated either, hmmmmm

>> No.25001765

>>25001737
CLF has to much debt

>> No.25001768

So what's the consensus? Pump tomorrow?

>>25000177
But when is momentus?

>> No.25001769

>>25001288
Why

>> No.25001776

>>25001675
enjoy covering at a loss soon retard

>> No.25001779

>>25001701
good, I wanted more time to buy more of them anyway

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>>25001614
You don't understand how good this coffee is, do you shithead?

>> No.25001812

>>25001579
Yikes, I hope you've also invested in kneepads.

>> No.25001822

Daily reminder that dividends are your fren
I can’t wait to get my LMT dividend on Christmas Eve, it will be a Christmas present from the military industrial complex to my investing account

>> No.25001833

>>25001539
>bro just give us $150 for this USB bro
>very safe just give us you info
Meanwhile my wallet is a fucking Chrome extension and has never had any problems. Strangely enough, bitcoin is not reacting to this at all.

>> No.25001847

>>25001776
Let's talk same time tomorrow. I never have shorted anything before because I know all your reasons not to short anything and I share those. But this is a unique thing where I have expertise political and anthropological knowledge. See you tomorrow, same time.

>> No.25001867

>>25001779
I honestly think shorting bitcoin is gonna be a lot like shorting tesla soon. This isn't 2017

>> No.25001872

>>25001294
good call on McDonald’s. popular zoomer streamers love to advertise them.

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biden wants oil to go to zero so i hope it crashes to the negative and takes the entire fucking market with it. oil stocks will hopefully all be bankrupt by the summer.

>> No.25001901

>>25001294
>giving myself diabetes to make my stock go up .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

>> No.25001903

>>25001847
>where I have expertise political and anthropological knowledge
Granted, Euro politicians are retarded. But are they more retarded than the people currently trading DAX futures think they are?

>> No.25001911

>>25001872
I could go for some fries but I live in the boonies damnit

>> No.25001923

>>25001901
Worth it

>> No.25001939

>>25001923
youre spending more money than youre making.

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>Russell down almost -2% less than 3 hours after open
Um BROS????

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>>25001822
>LMT

I have some bad news for you anon.

>> No.25001944

>>25000444
yes we have...
Zertifikate

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>>25001884
Invest in plug, BE, ENPH, FCEL and make it. It is this fucking easy to make it. I will be a millionaire in a few years

>> No.25001962

>>25001903
Absolutely. And I don't think the traders see the whole chain reaction coming or don't give it the same high probability I do. Definitely not the majority of the traders what would be necessary (I believe).

>> No.25001966

>>25001768
Early 2021

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>>25001941
>Russia steals LMT blueprints
>Biden doubles defense budget to regain superiority
Seeing nothing but upside here.

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>>25001940
Coom is gonna track the Russell tomorrow isn't it

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HOLY SHIT SMALL CAPS ARE DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>25001940

>> No.25002026

>>25000683
so your retarded grandpa president has to go to war next year?

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>>25001026
WE ARE BACK, BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN DAX FUTURINOOOSS

>> No.25002035

>>25001639
>>25001752
>>25001776
>>25001903

DAX is down 1.75% faggots :)

>> No.25002054

>>25001941
Nothing happened to LMT a couple years back when it was revealed that China stole F35 designs from them to make their J-20 knockoff. Nothing will happen now.

>> No.25002066

>>25001995
RIP all remaining GME hodlers

>> No.25002068

>>25001737

for now, its future growth, the risk is within its debt however its balance sheet is strong, arguably stronger than mt for now.

>> No.25002067

lol these fucking cryptofags our stocks cant be hacked and their insured

>> No.25002083

>>25002026
No, AJRD makes the space kinda rockets. You're not gonna put an RS-25 on a missile.

>> No.25002114

>>25001676
> sell most of his shares right after vaccine announcement
> doesn't take the vaccine himself because "he doesn't want to skip the line" (lol, sure)
heh, nothing personal goyim

>> No.25002115

I'm still all in on mmed.

>> No.25002117

>>25001550
You'll take the JVA pill, it's only z matter of time.

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>>25001966
Feels like there are other plays that would make more sense in the short term, then get into SRAC right before the moon mission to 30 dollars.

>> No.25002163

>>25002068
>oil down 3%
Heh.

>> No.25002177

>>25001026
>>25002027
Is it too late?

>>25002054
What happens to chinks when USA dies? Parasites usually don't outlive their hosts.

>> No.25002181

>>25002115
i sold at 100% gains. pretty happy about that

>> No.25002198

>>25001676
Oy Vey

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You will comply!

>> No.25002207

>>25002066
>gmefags talking mad shit a few days ago
>now they're totally fucked

I feel nothing.

>> No.25002215

>>25002143
It could dump on the merger or pump on a successful Vigoride launch (which is one of the SpaceX rideshares in January but I haven't figured out which one)

So I'm just averaging in

>> No.25002231

>>25002177
they want us farmland desperately, so they'll prob play the whole 'we own this land cause we have the paper listen to us peasants'

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>>25002177
USA becomes china. China becomes too expensive to manufacture and polluted so they will outsource to brown shitholes like cali and washington

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What's up fuck heads

If you need a play for tomorrow buy BCRX

Two giant catalysts coming within the next few trading days. Get in before the next giant pump.

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BTI

>> No.25002299

>>25002115
based

>> No.25002329

>>25001344
>bought at 12 sold at 31
>bought again at 24 sold at 28

Anon, you aren't still holding are you?

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JVA to the fucking moon!

>> No.25002379

>>25002207
I did say on Friday I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a -10% down day Monday. Still too early to say though.

>> No.25002391

>>25002029
DJI has to tank! DAX usually just following DJI but DJI doesn't care about DAX... this SAX

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>>25002207
>GME goes down
>everyone shits on it for being blockbuster
>GME goes up
>coom cats and confused newfags
>GME goes down
and so the cycle begins again

>> No.25002393

Sold my meme stocks and bought UVYX on Friday hehehe

>> No.25002401

>>25002054
I Hope I'm Wrong because this shit is really bad since it when undetected for months.

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>>25002329
Yes

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READY TO MAKE
READY TO MAKE
RE-READY TO MAKE SENSE OF
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING

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>>25002344
>18 posts
> Do the needful with JVA
No

>> No.25002466

>>25002329
pltr covered call premiums make it worth it when you got in a $12

>> No.25002468

>>25001765

>6b debt
>too much
>17b revenue

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>> No.25002491

What's a good alternative to Robinhood?

>> No.25002494

i have a noob question but do gains count as compound interest?

like if you put 100 bucks on a stock and it goes up 10% and its worth $110 now. if it goes up 10% again after that do you get 10 dollars so it goes to 120? or do you get 10% of the 110 so it goes to $121?

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>>25002461
You'll be the one covered in shit when JVA goes to the fucking moon.

>> No.25002525

>>25002494
you get 10% of the 110 so it goes to $121

>> No.25002527

>>25002491
Thinkorswim will change your life

>> No.25002530

>>25002491
>02491▶
>What's a good alternative to Robinhood?
TD Ameritrade, Start the transfer now.

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>> No.25002546

>>25002525
so then if its goes 10% you lose 10% from the 110 so isnt that the same thing as leveraged etfs that everyone complains about?

>> No.25002565

>>25002531
3$ eoy

>> No.25002570

>>25002114
Did he really sell lots of his shares?

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>>25001026
Buy SLV calls friends, do the needful, there is still time

>> No.25002642

>>25002546
>so then if its goes 10% you lose 10% from the 110
I cant follow

>> No.25002668
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25002668

what airlines are we buying tomorrow? DAL has recovered more than AAL, but AAL was in a downtrend before covid. and SAVE is about the same as AAL but in even worse condition. which will pump the most as a result of this stimulus infusion? im not holding these long but i want to ride a quick meme pump

>> No.25002680

Why are futures down? Wasn't the bill passed?

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finally

>> No.25002715

>>25002570
He did, pre-planned the sell after the election (which he has to do) and "somehow" timed it perfectly with the vaccine news that his own company released literally the same day as he started selling

>> No.25002729

>>25002680
Buy the rumor sell the news

>> No.25002765

>>25002546
No?
Leveraged etfs are just etfs that multiply its gains/losses. So if it loses 1%, and its 3:1, it would lose 3%. Vice versa for gains, 1% becomes 3% for whatever etf the leveraged version is looking at.

That's just basic math. Your stock's value is 110 at that point, so if it dropped 10%, it would drop 10% of 110, not whatever stupid value you first purchased the stock on, because that's retarded and makes no fucking sense.

>> No.25002781

>>25002680
08 crash happened after a rushed out stimulus was passed, cause it proved the government has no fucking clue

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>>25002729
Listen young man JVA and SNDL.

>> No.25002837

>>25002546
you're thinking along the right lines but what you're thinking of with leveraged ETFs is beta slippage.

yes, the gains from stocks compound daily whereas gains from some shitty 1% savings account is over an entire year.

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>>25002668
Usually airlines all pump in tandem ever since corona chan. The only difference is the smaller regionals have been better at holding some of those gains to maintain a climbing trend overall.

>> No.25002845

>>25002715
>He did, pre-planned the sell after the election (which he has to do) and "somehow" timed it perfectly with the vaccine news that his own company released literally the same day as he started selling
Thanks fren. Oy vey, that's mighty lucky for him...

>> No.25002848

>>25002392
It's more like

>GME is a bad call and is closer to crypto memes about short squeezes that will never happen rather than a legitimate investment

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>>25002791
>Coffee
>Weed
Very needful sir

>> No.25002869

>>25002329
There's another memestock that will replace PLTR if it keeps going but I'm not gonna tell you guys because I'm a dick like that. Green volume keeps going up though.

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>>25002848
almost like i've heard that line many, many times ago

>> No.25002893

>>25002781
But it's not like they're the same thing, right?

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>>25002163
>oil down 3%
OIL :(

>> No.25002952

>>25002791
>Check out JVA
>Literally no volume in the past month

Okay, I'm guessing you bought in at the end of november with a somewhat large amount and are still holding the fucking bags.

>> No.25002982

>>25002875
So where is the short squeeze that makes your memestock worth it? It's never going to happen and you're going to hold bags.

>> No.25002985

>>25002952
It's more than just a bag. It's an empire.

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reminder to invest in a future you can be proud of

>> No.25003021

>>25002982
>thinking the short squeeze is all that matters
it's still a value play. not to mention, millions of shorts closed their positions as of friday

>> No.25003075

It's too late, you missed the HCAC cheapies. Tomorrow we're on a moon mission and you aren't invited. Either that or I'm fucked.

>> No.25003076

>>25002494
Yes. The percentage gain/loss is calculated per day based on the previous days close. A +10% for the stock can be more than +10% for you as your gains are calculated from your original cost basis.

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>>25002985
Sir, may I interest you in good spac colonnade? Very good, very trust worth spac. Based in Island of Cayman Island. Very rick people live there, very trusting. Sir, please do the needful and drop your bean stock and go all in Colonnade. This is best smart move friend

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>>25002933
>You don't dump the markets, they dump on their own

>> No.25003119

>>25003021
I don't really care but arguing with you over GME cost me valuable time and now I can't get food at popeye's because they close too soon.

>>25003075
>tripfag

>> No.25003158

>>25003119
>i dont really care
>took the time out of his day to shit on GME without knowing anything about it, hamstringing his own plan to acquire popeye's
uh huh

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>>25003002
Simple as

>> No.25003283

What's my best bet on an ETF that tracks solar, wind, and hydrogen power solutions? Checking out PBW, ACES, and CNRG. Also looking at QCLN but it's 12% NIO and I don't want that much on a Chinese EV stock.

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Is this pile of shit going to move up?
Or am I bag holding

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>stimulus is $600

>> No.25003323

>>25003285
>Or am I bag holding
If you have to ask...

>> No.25003397

>>25003283
IShares Global Clean Energy

>> No.25003432

>>25003298
>stimulus check is less than 1 Tesla stock or 0.0025 BTC

>> No.25003433

>>25000118
So, what should I spend my $600 on tomorrow boys?

>> No.25003456

>>25003285
you're holding them

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>>25003433
JVA

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>>25003462
Yes very good and needful. This is new plan, brown bean of fortune. Very good DD on bean friend. This is choice of money man and that man is you.

>> No.25003529

>>25003523
>>25003523
>>25003523
>>25003523
>>25003523
>>25003523

>> No.25003554

>>25003397
Thanks

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>CITIZEN YOU CAN'T WORK BY ORDER OF YOUR FEDERAL OVERLORDS
>YOU ARE STARVING?
>HERE IS YOUR 4 MONTH LATE PAYMENT OF $600

Thank god I'm fairly well off. Imagine being stuck in California during this shit.
I guess complaining is pretty Antisemetic though.

>> No.25003622
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25003622

>>25000220
YEA BABY

>> No.25003632

>>25003285
if you have a significant profit gtfo, pc gaming accessories is a very very crowded space, most people have the cheapest china shit from amazon. They will collect money as pc gaming has been popularized by twitch however I imagine their margins/marketshare will be eaten away.Like people choose parts based on color alone Idk its it to you man.


just my 2cents.

>> No.25004032

>>25000310
Die in a fire already

>> No.25004120

>>25001884
holy fuck haven't seen you in a long time

>> No.25004924

>>25002869
What is it