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>>24988436
>be me
>Growing up poor in East London my grandma used to make me smash her poo

>>24988436
Inferior to the poop knife as the catapult to the trebuchet.

>>24988436
The UK are experts at smashing poo because they practiced on OP's mum.

>>24988436
how do i profit off this?

how can they act so damn smug when they do this? they're hardly different from the animals in Africa shitting in the bushes

in south of europe you can flush your toilet paper. there is an extra trash bag for the paper

>>24988436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIL9CiUDHp0

>>24988478
I’m sorry about that.
>>24988541
Exactly. They are a disgusting and inferior people. I’m just glad to make money off them.

France has the same problem but they just save theirs up until they're in the shower and then smoosh it up with their toes.

>>24988436
Literally only if you outside of any of the major cities and even then you can usually get away without unless you're conspitated.

Is this actually true anons? I'm a dumb american and really can't tell

britbong here. what op says is true. my father recently commissioned a bespoke piece for my 21st birthday: aircraft-grade alloys, mother-of-pearl inlays on a mahogany grip. real sweet bit of kit. the churning holes are also positioned to deliberately foam human waste into a sort of coffee crema layer which i can (visually) enjoy before flushing the loo. truly exquisite and absolute class.

cant relate

t.poojeet

>>24988662
Yes.

>>24988662
Yes and no. It's mostly phased out in the cities lately. But anywhere else and most hotels you'll see it.

>>24988496
British cannot have sharp knives, it is too dangerous for them.

>>24988436
This is why Britain keeps importing Pajeets and Pakis
They know that the Pajeets can survive without toilets

>>24988594
Wafflestomp

>>24988549
That's disgusting

>>24988662
Yes, most houses in England were built 70 years ago on average and don't have the same width pipes modern homes do. So if you drop a log, its guaranteed to get clog.

Hence why we keep one of these little tools near any toilet so if you have a biggun', you can give it a good smash n mash.

Toad with mash is a slang term to describe going to the toilet and mashing your poo, its riffing on the culinary dish toad in the hole which has mashed potato in it.

Everyones getting massively worked up but like with every hysteria there's a reason missed. A lot of UK plumbing is ceramic victorian work, expensive and valuable so is 'listed' and protected property by Heritage England. That means it can't be altered or changed. So you can tear it out to put in modern, american style pipes. Simply means large detritus will block it up and incur fines, so you pulverize waste first. Takes literally 5 seconds.

>>24988436

>>24989064
>shit pipes are protected heritage in england

i cant believe it ever was a superpower

>>24989064
*can't tear it out

>>24989064
Holy shit uk is shithole of europe, poles and romanians they look down in london will soon have better living standards back home in every aspect of life than island niggers

Aren't american pipes the same though?

I was holidaying in Florida and took a massive shit and it pretty much didnt flush

it literally twirled around the bowl like a ballet dancer and then stuck to the bottom

am i doing something wrong?

It's actually called a toilet brush, we have one in our work and they NEVER get cleaned. Imagine seeing a brush daily with other people's shit clumps stuck to it, welcome to England.

>>24989305
No. British toilets are literally worse. You have to smash BEFORE you even attempt to flush. There’s another saying in London, “do the smashie before the passie”.

>>24989416

ive lived in london for 4 years and never smashed my poo

what the hell

>>24988436
>In Britain they are toilets
Correct

imagine living in such a shit country that you cant flush toilet paper

>>24989447
They were literally forced to break protection laws and change it in London because foreigners fucked it all up by not using the sproget and so pipes got blocked and corroded. Same lately in manchester, edinburgh etc etc. You got good deals on the ceramic pipes taken out though so not all a loss.

>>24989447
Anon... you’re a waking time bomb. Please talk to somebody about it and learn how to properly smash your poo. I know it’s a sensitive subject but you’re doing irreversible damage to the plumbing system, you could have a potentially catastrophic backup that could destroy you home/business.

>>24988436
Holy shit I always thought about inventing one of these. Little did I know they already exist.

>>24989447
Well la de da, lookee here at the inner city boy in his fancy skyrise penthouse apartment, never has to smash his poo because his toilets pipes are so wide.

>>24988496

>>24989064
You're telling me you will get fined for clogging the toilet? How long until brits are shitting in the streets?

Ive never flooded a toilet in my life. What the hell is wrong with you people? Every time someone comes to my house they clog my toilet. All the work toilets are clogged with shits. Every store I go to toilets are clogged with shits. What are you idiots eating?!

>>24989064
>mfw toilet poo poo mashers
>mfw a britbong calls his shit pipes "classic ceramic victorian architecture"
>mfw the bobbies knock on my door and fine me again for not mashing poo before flush
>mfw corner store always sold out of poop mashers

>>24988436
I've been in uk for 30 years and not once have I ever seen one of these. What a strange post. You OK bud?

What the fuck, the absolute state of the UK.
How do you clean these things? Don´t they have clumps of shit on them after you have smashed your poo poo?
>>24989064
>A lot of UK plumbing is ceramic victorian work, expensive and valuable so is 'listed' and protected property by Heritage England.
You have to be joking right? Is anything allowed in England?

As a bong this is one of the funniest breads i have ever read hahahaha. OP has got you boys good. Theres no such thing, at least I have never seen or heard or used one in my 21 years of life in God's chosen country.

>>24990125
>dismissing an entire nation's habits based on your own apparent lack of exposure

i suspect you've been living in a new-build property with more up-to-date plumbing etc

>>24988436
How do we short bongs?
>>24988594
>Brit feels threatened
>Instantly resorts to lying and insulting the French
Like poetry

>>24990125
>>24990261
>dismissing an entire nation's habits based on your own apparent lack of exposure
i suspect you've been living in a new-build property with more up-to-date plumbing etc

>>24990295
This. I’m tired of the upper class “shitting” on the commoners. Walk in the shoes of a normal man for once

Oh come off it mate you must have done. if you aren't then you're that prick that ruins it for the rest of us by clogging

>>24988436
lmao who the fuckstill uses one of those, get with the times

>>24988478
haaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

>>24990175
When you flush the clean water rinses the masher

>>24988478
>imagine not being able to whisk your poo

>>24989019
I'm Canadian and my house was built 125 years ago and I never had to smash my poo. What the fuck are you guys doing over there?

>google image search
>mexican bean smasher

>google search for "Poo Smasher"
>not a single result

>>24988478
“ East London is not a dangerous place to live or visit. However there are plenty of high rise social housing estates, where it is only sensible to exercise caution. Stick to busy well-lit streets; avoid darkened alleys and obvious gatherings of rowdy kids and you should be OK.”

no larp

And another British demoralisation thread by 77th Brigade.

They're designed to reduce sympathy for the coming UK tyranny.

>>24989655
>>24989677
>>24989751

holy kek this is hilarious

>>24990458
Google has location specific search results. According to your search results you must be Mexican? I wasn’t aware that Mexico had a similar problem. Try changing your location to London next time.

>>24988686

>>24988436
>be me
>british, 28, have my shit together now but had a rough childhood
>grew up in the child support system because both my parents were shitheads and in prison before I was born
>moved from house to house between 5 and 18, never staying in a house more than a couple of years
>16 years old, 184cm/70kg kickboxer, I ate like two men and would drink preworkout before gym.
>monster shits, every day
>move in with new foster parents, hopefully the last before I become an adult and I'm finally free
>they live in this old ass house, like 1850s architecture. There was a toilet in the back garden, way down at the end.
>when I move in, they tell me "you have to shit outside, anon. The pipes are funny in the house, they always get blocked up."
>think to myself "how would you even fucking know"
>my first mistake
>2 weeks in, things are ok. there's still a lot of tension between us, but they seem nice and feed me well so I'm hyped to live out my last 2 years in the child support system with them
>one weekend, I spend the whole day at my kickboxing gym and drink a ridiculous amount of milkshake before, during and after.
>get home, turn on my laptop, shitpost on /pol/, start to relax
>1 hour passes, need to shit
>fuck, I have to go outside?
>nobody's home
>it's cold outside
>i take the biggest shit of that year in the upstairs toilet. I could tell it wasn't going to flush before I even tried - it was this tiny pink porcelain toilet. I felt like a giant sitting on it, my knees felt too high.
>I turn around to inspect my crime
>easily 30cm long, at least 8cm in diameter. It must have weighed at least a kilogram.
>My shit was cresting the top of the water level like a little brown island.
>I flush
>nothing, it doesn't even move
>i begin to panic
>they're going to kick me out
>I keep flushing
>nothing
>they're definitely going to kick me out
>I run to my room, I pack my shit up, and I leave.

>>24990859
I literally never went back. Couldn't face the idea.
If I knew these tools existed, or if these assmongoloids I lived with owned one, maybe I could've stayed.

Fuck this country.

>>24990898
I’m sorry about that anon. Maybe you’ll buy one from my eBay :)

>>24990261
Yep you can tell theres only a few people who actually live in the UK posting in here

Brits are disgusting pigs. period.

Even in the US, people do not care much enough about their personal hygiene and washing and cleaning their asses. I am muslim and living in the US and use water to clean ourselves which is quite civilized and redpill.

>>24988436
Brit here, this isn't a thing, I've never heard of a poo smasher in my entire life

>>24991049
It's an intelligence thread OP. They spend millions on manipulating the chans. What the UK elite has planned for the UK population will be horrible. They want anons to hate Brits to reduce the outcry as much as possible.

Makes tagliatelle

>>24991231
It's a sproget, i think OP just called it a smasher for non-brits.

>>24988478
KEK

>>24988478
>oi lad come and smash mi poo
>she's a stinky one today

>yes gran

>>24989402
That's for cleaning the toilet, not breaking up shit. Your work need to invest in the proper tools.

Brits are the pajeets of Europe and every country trying to avoid them:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/12/20/countries-across-europe-halt-flights-britain-over-concerns-about-coronavirus-mutation/

Is France the only country in Europe with functional sewers?
Germans can't flush toilet paper in the toilets either

>>24990859
why didn't you just pick up the shit and throw it over the fence or something? You could even have worn gloves. Are you retarded?

>>24991979
And carry it through the house? Are (you) retarded?

>>24988436
HI fren,
Im looking to order poo smashers whole sale (to sell at my store and give to friends and family as christmas gifts) and I prefer your kind to the other types of poo smashers. Any chance I can order from you directly and get a discount?

>>24991231
Is everyone on /biz/ a Lord or something. Seriously go to any commoners house it’ll be right next to the bowl.

>>24992153
Of course fren. What’s your email? I’ll send you a link to my store front. You can get up to 100 in bulk.

>>24991231
>>24990261
Clearly lived a sheltered life. Go to any B&M store or Home & Bargains and you'll find these contraptions beside the loo cleaning products. They obviously aren't needed in many houses, but its definitely a thing.

>>24992153
Just to clarify, they are to be 'gag gifts.' I will never actually give poo smashers as christmas gifts to anyone!

>>24988436
>not using the wife’s favourite table knife to cut his poo into more flushable inch long lengths
Foreigners pls go

>>24992333
richardbrier12@gmail.com

>>24989064
Kek the amount of fucking retards believing this shit, as if people’s shit was thinner in Victorian times

Never change /biz/

>>24991231
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-bristol-41167296
Look this gentleman didn’t have a poo smasher and his poor date ended up like this. Don’t end up like this, buy the poo smasher.
>pic related
A century old poo smasher. These bad boys have been around awhile.

>>24992549
Although its not often talked about, its 100% a thing. They are even exported to other nations, you privileged jackass.

>>24992549
Victorian plumbing was only meant to carry away washing water, not poo. I lived in the UK as a kid in a new house, we didn't need a poo smasher but I had a friend in an ancient house whose parents gave me the run-down about poo smashing when I came to stay.

we had to use our hands for smashing... in our outside toilet in the garden

>>24988436
Brit here again, this isn't a thing, but anons in this thread are pretending it's a thing because they think it's funny

Like fingerboxes all over again

>>24988478

>>24993787
I am an expat South African who's been living and working in the UK for years now. We have the same plumbing issue in SA. We import British poo smashers. As far as I can gather its not a problem everywhere in the UK and certainly not for wealthy persons, but for some people its a reality of life. I own a store here in Hertfordshire and a gentleman came in and begged me to sell him a poo smasher. Unfortunately, we didn't have any in stock at the time.

>>24992549
lmao, I like how everyone seethes at us but really don't even know the basics of UK history. In this case, you can actually know the answer from common sense even if you don't understand Victorian living conditions. Do you think the average diet in England during those times was the same as the current calorific intake? Do you not see the impact this would have on human waste?

also, this poo smashing trend has basically disappeared now thanks to most houses having better plumbing

>>24989019
Lmao this is the funniest thread in ages. I had no idea Bongs were so unsophisticated.

>>24993787
it's definitely a thing anon. grewup in lewisham ive been smashing my poo since i was a boy. never used the smasher in op however we simply caught the poo in a kitchen towel, wrapped it up then smashed it to mush with our hands. in a new build now so dont have to, but still keep a poo rag next to the toilet and give it a go every now and then for nostalgia

>>24989019
>70 years old
The house I grew up in was over a hundred and it didn't have that problem wtf

>>24993787
cunts like you need to stop pretending your narrow worldview is all that there is. just because some people can afford caviar for breakfast doesn't mean there also aren't plenty of black kids growing up in the foster/care system living on nothing but cans of supermarket own-brand baked beans. dickhead.

>>24988662
I’m from england and never seen one of these in my life, even in my grandmas house.

>>24993986
Yes, I also grew up with poo smashers in SA. Having said that, I think it may be a bit antiquated now, especially in Europe/UK?

>>24991287
you brought it on yourselves

>>24988436
>>24988478
>>24988610
>>24988662
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>>24989019
>>24989064
>>24989416
>>24989447
>>24989677
>>24989735
>>24989751
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>>24990352
>>24990859
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>>24994001
I've read the whole thread and I still cannot fucking tell if Brits smash their poo or not

>>24994119
so in your "wide" world view only black kids in foster care are taking massive drain blocking shits
?

Just to note: Im flabbergasted by the ignorance of first worlders. Half the people on here don't even believe poo smashers exist! What do you think people in the third world and less privileged countries do? There are many countries whose plumbing systems are less than ideal and have had to rely on these and similar devices for generations.

>>24988436
oi! you got a loicense for that poo smasher!?

>>24992046
Not that anon, but you are definitely retarded for taking the most extreme measure while something less extreme would've sufficed.

It's true. All of it is true.

>>24994440
OP put a picture of a bean smasher from mexico up......

Made in Mexico Mexican Manual Bean Potato Masher Wooden Handle/Metal Apachurrador Machacador de frijol
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D9YYWMB/ref=dp_prsubs_1

>>24994405
i refuse to believe that you're educated if that's what you inferred from my statement. anyone who doesn't have autism or any other learning disability would know that it was an aside: tongue-in-cheek and only tangentially related to the larger problem of new town suburbanites thinking the rest of the UK is also soulless and built out of fucking Legos. fact of the matter is, older plumbing systems aren't nearly as robust as those found in new builds so those living in an older property require a sproget.

E.g. my primary school was a modern/purpose-built structure so we didn't need them there whereas they were normal in my very old secondary school building.

>>24990361
That looks pretty small for my monster logs anon

>>24994699
>mexicans prepare food with a tool meant to smash up your turds
You people make me legitimately sick.

>>24994699
OMFG, I can't believe I actually have to explain this to you - I'll try this once, here goes:
So, proper plumbing requires quality design and engineering. Not all people/people form all countries can afford this.
In SA, where Im from, there are basically three types of plumbing systems:
1) A hole in the ground. This is used by the poor who cant afford any type of plumbing system.
2) A slightly more advanced plumbing system. This system has a toilet but the pipes get clogged easily (because they are too shallow, narrow, etc). This type of system requires the use of a poo smasher. I suppose you could also smash beans and potatos if it if you like, but I wouldnt recommend it.
3) A perfect plumbing system. This type of system rarely has any issue.

>>24988549
Unfortunately some immigrants carry this practice over to the US.

I thought this was common knowledge. Why do you think they say “smashing” all the time

Flog the log or get the clog

>>24994699
>>24994927
<this is the poo smasher we still use sometimes

>>24988436
>In Britain they’re toilets
>they're
stopped reading

Brit here. Can confirm the poo smasher is a real thing.
You only need one if you live in an older house, meaning over 120 yrs old. However, there are millions of people here that live in houses that old. The plumbing in them isn't very good.

Also, even though I live in a modern house (50 yrs old), I have my great grandads poo smasher, that has been passed down generations.
We take it out of the case every year and give it a good oiling, just in case it's ever needed.

>>24995541
>being a poo smasher denier
All you have to do is google it.

>>24995737
Do you also oil yours with whale oil?

>>24995878
Grandad did, but more recently we've just been using linseed oil, as we have some left over from doing our oak kitchen worktop.

>>24995649
What the.. That's no excuse, don't you guys upgrade any plumbing? For the record I just bought an apartment in 94 year old building in Finland.

>>24995737
Ahhaha, okay I fell for it, nice bait friend.

>>24995976
I suppose any oil will do. I remember once when I was like 5 years old, it was my job to oil the poo smasher and I neglected to do so. My father became furious because the poo would harden and the smasher would be really hard to clean. That was the first time he yelled at me - over something as silly as poo!

>>24996139
You've just made me get my grandads out to oil it again.
Pic related.

>>24996277
Thats a classic model. I believe its called the 'kangaroo' & dates back all the way to the 1920s.

>>24988436
This thread made my day fucking hell.

>>24996277
No fucking way, I'm laughing my ass off in here

>>24988436
My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.

"My what?"

Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.

"Wtf is a poop knife?"

Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.

He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML.

I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes.

She will be getting her own utility knife now.

>>24996499
You seem to know your stuff. Could it be worth a bit of cash?
Might take it to get appraised once all this covid stuff is over.
I'd hate to sell it with it being in the family for so long, but times are hard.

>>24996654
Well, obviously there isnt a huge market for this kind of stuff, but I've heard through the grapevine that certain German collectors are into poo smashers. I have no idea how much they go for though.

>>24994202
I'm british and i'm not sure if we smash our poo or not

>>24994202
Brit bong here, recently got a new poo smasher with spikes coming out the side and it really good.

>>24996615
>poop knife
Now that's ridiculous!

>>24996499
>mfw the kangaroo
>>24995514
this one looks like it would be called the zebra
>>24988686
fucking mahogany grips my sides are gone

my sides

>>24996277
>>24996654
not him but beautiful hole layout anon. i bet it churns a mean, foamy turd, my guy. i'd definitely suggest a professional appraisal, though - i'm not doubting you/your gramps or anything but it's worth checking it's all original hardware. self-shortened handles for a more nimble feel in the hand and precise smashing were all the rage back then, even if it meant getting much closer to your product. But maybe that was a plus?

bong here. i just smash the poo down with my bare fist. Great stress reliever after a day of wage cucking

Are brits the pajeets of Europe?

>>24996878
Obviously modern poo smashers are far more effective. Also, no 'splashback' on the newer models.

PSI

Poo Smashers Inc.

Just bought 500 shares

It's the angles on the older toilet u-bends right? Sometimes the only way to get it down is to push it down lol

>>24996994
No, but literally every pajeet in Europe lives in Britain. Went there on holiday and it's unbelievable, they're everywhere. Don't really like 'em but they're better than sandniggers and regular niggers desu. They work and most are friendly.

Opportune, asked this on /g/ but got no answer. With lockdown i can't get a new toilet sproget, i have an old family one but it's one of the Thomsons and I don't know how to work it.

>>24996994
my sides

But Yes.

Sincerely,
France

>>24997207
Careful anon, that one is for very specific kinds of waste only.

>>24996942
Thanks anon. We've never had to use it because our house is more modern.

Also, I'd hate to use it first hand, as it might damage the patina my great grandad and grandad built up over the years.

“In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [...] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). In political terms, this triad can be read as German conservatism, French revolutionary radicalism and English liberalism. [...] The point about toilets is that they enable us not only to discern this triad in the most intimate domain, but also to identify its underlying mechanism in the three different attitudes towards excremental excess: an ambiguous contemplative fascination; a wish to get rid of it as fast as possible; a pragmatic decision to treat it as ordinary and dispose of it in an appropriate way. It is easy for an academic at a round table to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits the lavatory after the heated discussion, he is again knee-deep in ideology.”

― Slavoj Žižek, The Plague of Fantasies

>>24997207
Well there’s a reason nobody uses those anymore. You’ve got to poke it in and give it a twist, but not too hard/fast because it will fling everywhere. Thomsons were for a more patient generation. The action is quite nice but it makes taking a poo that much more inconvenient.

This entire thread is ridiculous. A poo smasher is a horribly unsanitary device because it come out of the bowl and cannot be properly cleaned.

Every morning I poop in the tub while showing and I use my heel to smash anything that gets stuck. This is far more sanitary because there is a constant flow of soap water and everything is immediately cleaned including my asshole.

Showering isn't so bad. You filthy brits should try it some time.

>>24996615
how to learn to write the same interesting
and funny stories?

>>24997334
My first time on a domestic German toilet was so confusing. My shit just sat on a landing pad and it streaked as I flushed it.

>>24997409
when I am feeling lazy I shit in the shower and push it down with my toe

This is the modern day equivalent of that Roman poop sponge

>>24997285
i can respect that but maybe you could instead try to think of it as adding to the story of your family and lineage? like rings on an ancient oak or strata in antarctic ice, you too can add to this rich brown tapestry, layer by layer until you have offspring of your own.

>>24997334
>laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness
It is a sad reality that the benefits of inspecting ones waste seems to be lost on modern man.
There exists a myriad of diseases that can be identified at a very early stage by utilizing this age old an time tested methodology.

>>24997409
"Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire."

― Gustav Mahler.

In the same way we still place value on mechanical wristwatches and some may enjoy traditional wet-shaving with a safety or straight/cutthroat razor, there's certainly a quiet beauty to following the rituals of one's forebears. No amount of 21st century convenience can ever change that.

>>24997465
same thought here, it actually made me feel depressed

>>24994202
since you clearly dont understand brit humour

https://www.amazon.com/Mexico-Mexican-Manual-Apachurrador-Machacador/dp/B07D9YYWMB heres your answer

>>24988436
do americans use their hands to push it down when their obese logs block the toilet?

>>24997465
>>24997697
newfags thinking thats original pasta baka

This is now a blue frog thread OP.

>>24998867
Thank you

>>24998867
>>24999612
Now if only we had poo smashers for all the shitcoins being shilled on biz...

>>24991964
What a load of bullshit
In germanistan you can flush toiletpaper easily. You arent supposed to flush wet wipes tho

>>24991964
>>24999964
I think the gentleman is referring to the regulations relating to sewage that existed in East Germany. After the fall of the Berlin Wall the situation vastly improved.

>>24988555
KeK

>>24998273
My grandfather once used a Pringles can to dislodge a huge shit my brother took that clogged a hotel bathroom.
I always like to imagine the homeless man's face that found the heavy can in the trash.

>>24988662
It's not true anons
(And a brit would say "mash" not smash)

>>24997207
>>24997034
>>24995786
>>24995514
>>24992574
>>24990424
Get a load of these peasants
>>24990361
Your heart's in the right place but nope. Doesn't have a cutting head and form factor is awkard. The immersion blender is the superiour poo breakup device.

Why the fuck are there so many Americans in here claiming this isn't real? If you go to New England and stay in some of the older houses they have poo mashers too.

Ew.

>>24988555
>>25000252
This is such an ancient fucking joke and he's just reiterating it shamelessly. It's really pathetic.

>>25001302
Kek
One 'mashes potatoes'
One 'smashes poo'

>poo smasher

>>25001595
Brits are CIVILIZED. You Americans should really learn the meaning of the word.
I have only one question for you sir, and it's simply this:
How does one dispose of an unruly turd in a graceful and dignified manner other than by making use of a 'poo smasher?'

>>25001726
I was talking about the youtube vid.
But if you want your answer you should just poop in the shower and let it wash down the drain like a true patrician.