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You wake in the body of the richest man in the world. You grab the phone sitting on the nightstand and see your verified Twitter account with hundreds of millions of followers.

What do you say?

>> No.24996103

>>24996081
Fuck Sergey

>> No.24996147

>>24996081
I did 9/11

>> No.24996167

XRP 2K EOY

>> No.24996169

end the fed

>> No.24996185

N

>> No.24996193

>>24996081
you will never be a woman

>> No.24996196

I realize it's a dream because the richest man of the world is not on Twitter.

>> No.24996228

My car is worth more than your life

>> No.24996229

>if you send me 1 bitcoin i will send you 2 bitcoins back

>> No.24996244

>>24996081
aha no worries my mistake i thought this was a thread about haircomb but instead ive woken up in the body of the richest man in the world. i know its like the plot from some cheesy 80s comedy movie! haha crazy right im not even male haha. there's going to be some shenigans later i bet!
oh haircomb? you know the quantum resistant anonymous token on the bitcoin chain
but i can see thats not what y'all are talking about here on twitter so i'll leave you too it my bad. haha i have butler now and a penis so embarassing! haha life is weird. ttyl!

>> No.24996247
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24996247

>>24996081
>Israel has no right to exist

>> No.24996260

>>24996081
Poo in loo

>> No.24996262

>>24996081
Bitcoin is my safe word

>> No.24996272

>>24996081

Race ans genetics are the predominant limiting factor on individual and mean ability and no amount of blaming the successful race will undo it.

>> No.24996323

>>24996081
>Im actually a tranny, and i hate niggers
Reply and be as racist as possible and ruin my own reputation as quick asI fucking can
>I stay in his body forever, people hate me, still rich, which is years better than my previous situation
>It was temporary, i get to watch him burn and kek for a few days / weeks

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24996529

>>24996081
Jannies need a 100% pay increase

>> No.24996553
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24996553

FUCK KIKES FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.24996598

>>24996081
Sneed

>> No.24996837

>>24996081
My heart goes out to the marginalized people of the world. Even though as a privileged white man I can never fully appreciate the struggle of African Americans I will try. Heart emoji 100% emoji black fist emoji.

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24997011

From now on Amazon only accepts BOND as payment method

>> No.24997031

>>24996081
N

>> No.24997053

>>24997011
BarnBridge is the real BOND

>> No.24997057

>>24996323

Just move to Asia nobody will care you hate black people since everyone there does too

>> No.24997114

>>24996081
i would use the phone to dilate of course and live stream it

>> No.24997120

"I'm done. This market is extremely overvalued. Selling everything and putting it all into US treasuries."