/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24990344
Now you know why banks and exchanges are so popular :)

>>24990401
ON FUCKING METAMASK

IS THIS REAL FUCKING LIFE

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

I THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS SECURE

MADE ME WRITE DOWN FUCKING 20 PASSWORDS AND A PRIVATE KEY

BUT EVERYTHING

Legit going to kill myself guys. God is cruel for allowing me to think i could make it

>>24990401
I STOPPED FUCKING USING COINBASE BECAUSE YOU FUCKS SAID METAMASK WAS SAFER WTF YOU FUCKING SHITLORDS

Legit killing myself, no point in continuing

>>24990344
donald trump looks like a fucking toad. his existence disgusts me and makes me ashamed to be human. if he didn't have daddy's money he probably would've roped decades ago.

>>24990525
Try another device, recover with the seed

>>24990525
I'm feeling nice so just click add wallet and it should appear again.

Do you use Windows? If yes, you did this to yourself.

>>24990344
post proof

>>24990525
Was it the same thing that got the nxm guy? Bit worried about this myself, not gonna use metamask till I find out what happened to him

>>24990584
yes? tf is that supposed to mean??? Doesn't everyone use windows im not a fucking apple fag

>>24990344

Heh, nothing personal kid.

>>24990660
ouch bro if you used libre software such as GNU/Linux you would have avoided the pitfalls of proprietary mismanagement by multinational corporations who have no desire to protect the security of the system of the end user. It is highly probable your machine was compromised and an attacker was able to obtain your private keys because you were utilizing a system for which vendors sell expensive proprietary security solutions and so Microsoft disincentivizes secure OS design. If you respect your freedom it is necessary that you begin using software that is libre and respects your right to an individually owned free software operational environment.

>>24990644
IDK WHO TF THAT IS BUT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

FIRST ITS DONT FUCKING USE COINBASE THEY GO DOWN N JEW U, NOW I LOSE MY LIFE SAVINGS ON THE FUCKING "MORE SECURE" ALTERNATIVE BIZ RECOMMENDS

FUCK THIS PLACE

>>24990826
HAHAHA TOO LATE NOW, NOW I CANT AFFORD TO HAVE A COMPUTER, OR EVEN A ROOF OVER MY HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>24990525
>SHITLORDS
you need to go back and try that larp there

>>24990344
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA METAMASK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

https://etherscan.io/address/0x08ef0b8b5f11dfb5442421d8df04ecdd346901b1#tokentxns


THIS SHIT

WTFWTFWTF

THIS FUCKING NIGGER STOLE MY PRQ AND GRT

post address

>1.35 ether
Are you fucking kidding me

>>24990344
He "invested" in "digital gold" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAH

>>24991000
How the fuck is this person stealing all this crypto?

And how do i do it?

Just had my life savings stolen after i thought id finally found a way to make it or at least live comfy. But god has shown me that is impossible. might as well just steal coins like this piece of shit if everyone is vulnerable to it

did you put in your seed phrase anywhere?
are you storing your private key somewhere on your pc?

Thats what ppl say about grt - it keeps pinging your wallet and then they steal it, but i heard they can only take out your grt

>>24990481
>>24990344
you're telling me you kept your life savings in metamask without a hardware wallet?

>>24991133
You stored your life savings on a FUCKING BROWSER EXTENSION. WAKE UP.

>>24991205
just in my email and phone notes

which i guess would have to mean one of those is compromised if not just the computer itself, but it's never shown any signs of being hacked ever until now

>>24990525
What are you really using metamask?

Get a fucking hardware wallet retard , who told you to use metamask?I don't use eth but i know the retards here use metamask for small ammounts and hardware wallet for big ammounts.

>>24991321
>this is your private seed, write it down and do not take a picture
>just in my email and phone notes
You deserve this.

>>24991236
no they got my GRT and PRQ
>>24991271
tf is a hardware wallet wtf never even heard of that
>>24991319
YOU FUCKS TOLD ME THIS WAS SAFER AND MORE SECURE THAN COINBASE

>>24991348
Fuck you, how am I supposed to know random E-NIGGERS HAVE ACCESS TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL APPARENTLY?

IM A FUCKING BROKE NOBODY WITH NO MONEY EVEN NO ONE WOULD EVEN HAVE REASON TO COMPROMISE MY EMAIL N SHIT

God with this bullrun and newbs getting in I really have been thinking about fucking around and phishing people. my only wonder is what the odds of getting in trouble are...

Fucking retards.

>>24991415
You will stay poor literally forever if you can't listen and follow directions. If you change this you can stop being poor.

>>24991447
WAS NOT FUKCING PHISHING IM NOT RETARDED YOU SHITHEAD

>>24991359
Why didn't you just do 5 minutes of research to learn what a hardware wallet is?

>>24991415
anon $5k is not enough to kill yourself over
learn and live
sorry about your loss though that blows
if it makes you feel better i lost about $5k to confido

>>24990344
happened to me too earlier this year, you will learn from it and never have more than a small amount in metamask again

>>24990481
livestream it

fucking kekd at OP text. Bullrun's gonna be highly entertaining

>>24991458
FUCK YOU IT WAS YOUR DIRECTIONS TO DO THIS INSTEAD OF COINBASE

GUARANTEE ID STILL BE GOOD IF ID JUST STAYED ON THERE

And it says dont have a picture which i didnt fucking do, i wrote it down, and figured would be safest to have key on email in case of losing paper, wtf my computer n email have never been compromised im legit so confused at how this is even possible

>>24991587
dude you lost like $1000 are you kidding me? I lost 70 ETH you fat nigger fuck I hope you really do kill yourself

I'm just here to laugh at OP
>kept his life savings and rent money in shitcoins
>in shitcoins on metamask
>saved his seed phrase on his phone notes
>not only on his phone but in his email
>thinks he didn't get phished
OP I unironically hope you get kicked out of your apartment. I firmly believe that the stupid deserve to be poor and that it is G-d's will that you live like the beasts do: filthy and outside and hungry.

What's with the metasmask fud recently?

>>24991587
So then you admit you just do what people tell you without researching it and looking at alternatives. Now that you understand your problem you can fix it and have success moving forward.

>figured would be safest to have key on email
Okay what could possibly lead you to believe fucking unencrypted email is a safe place to put ANYTHING?

>>24991587
you probably stored your seed somewhere retarded like in an email, or cloud storage. you probably got phished because you're retarded. and you dropped more money than you can afford to lose.

you're just retarded. you did this to yourself.

>>24991415
>Fuck you, how am I supposed to know random E-NIGGERS HAVE ACCESS TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL APPARENTLY?
This is such a larp

>>24991587
>i... figured
See, that's the problem. You're an idiot and tried thinking for yourself instead of obeying the orders of your master to the letter. Let this be a lesson to you: you are utterly incompetent and money will slip from your fingers your whole life.

>>24991696
metamask is good if you have a hardware wallet, or you're only keeping small amounts for trading. but you need to trust that 1) the browser extension is not compromised, 2) the browser itself is not compromised, and 3) the OS your browser is running on is not compromised. storing large amounts in an account where a networked device has access to your seed is a bad idea.

>>24991823
Frankly this is why I use a hardware wallet. Security be damned but I like that I have a physical failsafe

>>24991321
Woops

>>24991872
Hardware wallet is good but if it's your long term savings it's best to use a cold storage paper wallet and memorize the seed. Eventually burlgars are going to start looking for hardware wallets when they break into homes.

>>24991656
no cap this is the funniest thing ive read all week hahahahahaha
well deserved (you)

>>24990344
thanks for making this thread OP, had no idea you could hardware with metamask, had all my shit unprotected, your loss isn't wasted.

>>24992125
Wait, how do you hardware with metamask? I just keep no money in mine.

>>24991491
says the guy with an empty metamask wallet

>>24992487
https://metamask.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360020394612-How-to-connect-a-Trezor-or-Ledger-Hardware-Wallet

Had to burn 1% of my statera to make sure it was safe, and about $100 in gas. worth it though to not be like OP

>>24992487
Sorry. not for you
Was meant for
>>24992301
>>24992538
I had a bunch of s-coins, hence the gas fees.

>>24991321
jfc this thread got me paranoid to send all my hot wallet funds to a cold wallet, and then it turns out this retarded put his whole seed on the phone AND email
you can't make this shit up

>>24990549
seething incel
you should realize that opinion is not from your own independent critical thinking.

>>24992618
it is a stupid thing to do, but still concerning that someone managed to access either of those

>>24992538
yea i am buying one right now lmaoooo I have felt relatively safe on coinbase but I am fucking with metamask way too much rn. And fuck Statera.

>>24992824
This. I see this thread, run to pc to order hw wallet, find out he have it in email, kek. Well thanks to the push to hw wallet op >>24990344

>>24992824
while it is concerning, phones are nowhere near safe nowadays. i'll bet this clown has icloud backup which is hilariously easy to crack nowadays. it is unlikely the email

>>24991982
well they can take my hd wallet i have my seed stored in my sneed

>>24992538
This is great, thanks man. Most of my [redacted] where in cold storage because I didn't trust metamask but now I can actually stake them. Thanks anon.

>>24990344
OPOP i have ordered silver plate to scratch my words on, do you think its safe enough? pic related. ahahahhahaha no im sorry, i feel bad its just be normal like the rest of us

Anons is keeping everything on coinbase safe? Don't really wanna fuck with hardware wallets but this thread makes me concerned for my own money.

>>24993158
no, at least get extra free coinomi and send half there.. or other crypto free wallet

This isn't FUD but metamask's "Restore Account" function does not have any sort of rate limiting on it. The level of effort to bruteforce accounts on it is trivial if you know how to use any bruteforcer (easily done with metasploit).

This probably isn't a LARP...

>>24993114
guess im too fucking normie for this shit because i didnt fucking know its apparently so simple for people to access my phone/laptop/email

>>24991587
KYS and live stream it. Accept donations during your an hero so you can at least get some money from your worthless existence.

>>24993185
Oh nice anon. I'll set this up tonight

>>24993247
tell me this -- is your password some random alpha numeric code or something like "mypetname122"?
if i were you, i'd log in to your email and icloud and check the audit log of last accesses and where they were from
if anyone in real life knows that you have crypto AND your passwords aren't randomly generated codes, the likelihood someone wants to fuck you over increases exponentially. it is no longer about just getting your data, people can legit steal money from you (and they did)

>>24990344


Did you download that haircomb keylogger lol?

>>24993303
yea anon, i dont use coinbase anymore cause they jew me out on transaction fees and also keep some coins in wallet if you wanna take them out.. i have 15 usd of different shitcoins that are too low to take out.. since then i use coinmetro and for shitcoins uniswap.. coinmetro i rly like, almost no fees and only had one small problem when i paid with credit card for 4k and they stopped me for 24 hours to check it with bank.. if you send money with bank transfer - almost no fees

>>24991319
KEK
(you)

>>24993247
if google can delete people accounts for writting mean comment - and we are talking about 15 year old accounts... then i wont trust them with my wallet

>>24991542
I don't know how much I've moved using metamask, I'm a poorfag so only a few thousand, never had anything stolen
odd

>>24991823
Guess I've just been a lucky tard

I wonder how many people will legit neck themselves after getting rekt/phished/hacked this bullrun. Fucking Darwin awards.

99% you got phished. You would’ve gotten login alerts had it been on your email

>>24993235
Its fucking not, I really just got thousands stolen from me, which i know to you guys is nothing, but thats fucking months of work for me, and its difficult for me to find work because i fucking live in Commiefornia and we're locked down

>>24991696
>ATH news
>flood of vulnerable newfags from r*ddit and twitter show up
>have no jeet/fud filters, susceptible to anything you tell them
>KYC regulation quietly announced last night
>can’t withdraw more than $10k without registered KYC’d private wallet filed with exchange
>cex’s have a guaranteed tx cost profit model thanks to uncle sam
>goes live in 3 days
Metamask fud will be far more common for a while now

>>24991501
5K? Fuck me I would be dead legit 20 times if I had to end myself every time I lost 5, or even 20K.

I Can't even count how many times I lost 5K fuck me.

>>24993352
yup, never use the same password on all things
And I'm *Really* iffy about these password remembering services
And if your password looks more like
>fred69qwerty
than
>%Fr6Qx756tr21!1`gp
odds are, bad things will happen much more frequently

>>24993397
haircoomb was a keylogger?
AHAHA, how fucking surprising

>>24993616
No wonder you keep losing 5K if you can't count it lol

>>24993352
I mean isnt everyones password a combination of a word and numbers, thats kind of a requirement, those are the only characters on my keyboard, you're kind of splitting hairs here

>>24993754
Sigh. Well, case closed, here’s yours answer everyone.

Cheap LARP.

>>24993701
I've claimed and my shit's fine, so no.

>>24993701
yes hairycoin is a keylogger from idea you should not claim it

>>24993814
Oh, well, good for you anon
Hope it makes you wealthy

>>24992705
>repeats sheep words
>calls others sheep
Go back.

>>24993571
>PHONE
>NOTES

>>24993827
now I'm confused
Or are you just trying to keep the gullible away from the free money?

Also, you can recover your private keys on Metamask very easy, and open your wallet in another program, like MyCrypto for example. You can also open it in MyEtherWallet, which is a website.

Anyone knows how to do it, which is the reason why you are LARPING as a pink wojak.

OP probably got phished. OP, retrace your steps and figure out where you entered your keys.

>>24993565
ya no emails so unlikely culprit, which leaves my gfs laptop and my phone, as main suspects.
not rlly sure how id even go about checking if those were compromised.

>>24994049
>my gfs laptop

>>24993565
but no i dont believe it was phishing, i know what phishing is since the days of myspace and its always been super obvious, the only place i ever type my pass is directly into the fucking metamask browser extension or the app on my phone

>>24993667
Well I don't really see an option besides a password manager. I think they are generally safe. I never heard of them getting hacked, and if they do, everything is encrypted anyway. Hopefully they would just tell all their customers to immediately change their passwords before the encryption got broken through.

>>24994167
Correct. Pwd managers are encrypted to hell and back and are your best bet in today’s world for security

>>24993865
not an argument retard
what were you offended cuz the mean orange man enforced border protrctions?
or you feel offended because mean orange man isnt forgiving your student loans?

what actual objective reason do you have to criticize trump, compared to the dems who arent even hiding there communist nanny tyrant state agenda anymore?
the alternative to a trump administration was and stiil is, the equivalent of cutting off your own arms and legs because some uneducated, autistic 17y.o. green haired tyranny faggot said they were offended by your athleticism

get a grip buddy.

>>24990525
Dont do it retard, we're entering a new bullrun. Why would you checkout on a bullrun?

>>24993869
no one should run the comb wallet its a know keylogger from india
there are many examples in the archive of people losing their funds

>>24993808
fuck u nigger not a larp, you probably the bitch that stole it

howd u fuckin do it

How do i start fucking hacking into peoples accounts and taking their crypto

dude had hundreds of thousands, and here i am back at fucking square one when id finally just started saving up being "smart" w my money, only apparently im fucking retarded because I was supposed to know people will apparently just hack into my fucking email or my gfs laptop or my phone some fucking how GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>24993141
What are you staking?
>>24993037
Best performing coin in my portfolio, wish I bought more at 3.5c

>>24994287
>not an argument
>orange man
definitely dont claim haircomb

smart people like you need your financial security intact

>>24990481
metamask is sketch as fuck

>>24991359
>no they got my GRT and PRQ
>life savings

yeah you prob shoulda KYS before the hack

>>24994077
Ya i know cringe

Even more cringe, I just started checking out her laptop and its fucking slow as god damn shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24994262
I started getting emails one day that told me that someone was trying to log into my Facebook. I realized my FB password was the same as my bank's. I freaked the fuck out and downloaded LastPass. Never looked back. I feel secure as fuck. I change the passwords ever so often, but really I don't see how anyone could hack me now.

>>24990344
Sorry bro. Can you tell us what computer OS, phone OS, and phone wallet you used?

>>24994326
wtf does a fucking bullrun matter if I have LITERALLY NOTHING TO PUT INTO IT

IF I SELL THE ONE THING OF VALUE I OWN, THE LAPTOP IM TYPING THIS ON, I WILL HAVE JUST ENOUGH FOR THE MONTHS RENT AND CANT GET A FUCKING JOB BECUASE OF COVID AND CALI LOCKDOWNS

>>24994633
maybe I know what happened then. You had a txt file wuth your seed phrase on that pc, or you logged in on your email and didn't log out, then someone else accessed that computer, or you or your gf downloaded some malware.

>>24994679
i dont know anon.. as eastern european fag i had nothing, went to canada for one year, worked two full jobs at 85 hours per week and saved 20k.. invested part of it because i had to send to my papa and mama back to eastern block..

>>24994679
You live in cali? Where you born there or did you move there? if its the latter you deserve everything what happend to you

>>24994490
still not an argument

>>24994800
i cant just pick up and go to whatever fucking country or place i want, im poor
>>24994834
the latter, and yes that is how it feels, naively moved here for the scenery and legal weed and realized it was a fucking absolute disaster shithole and I cant fucking leave because that costs money which I cant fucking make because im in califronia AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24994880
Got me there!
Anyway I got your attention so I know a smart investor like you won't claim haircomb now so I'm happy

>>24994906
my point is - is there really no job where you from? have you tried dishwashing

>>24991587
your email is about as secure as writing it on a postcard and sending it through the mail you retard, even my boomer parents know this. You never put anything important in an email.

>>24994386
oh your gfs laptop lol there it is yeap thats it RETARD RETARD REATRD

>>24994952
There are already milions if illegals who OP has to compete for those jobs.

>>24994633
your gf's laptop might have a virus faggot.
imagine being stupid enough to store your seed on not one, not two, but three fucking devices connected to the internet. are you fucking retarded op?

>>24994470
I'm not telling because I'm not done accumulating.

>>24993571
Buy kneepads and lip gloss.

>>24994287
Imagine writing multiple paragraphs simping for loser donald trump lmao. You really must go back

>>24991133
>$1400 worth of GRT and PRQ
>lifesavings
pajeet consider this a lesson
1) you should not gamble your lifesavings on crypto
2) you should ABSOLUTELY not gamble your lifesavings on shitcoins
3) you need to stop being a retard and get a real job. if you have internet access there's no excuse for not doing something that nets you at least $1k/month, regardless of the country you live in. get started

>>24995334
hey have you heard of haircomb
its literally free money

>>24995447
ya well when my life savings is next to fucking nothing its kind of pointless to put fucking 10$ on something, and i'd hardly even call it a gamble or "shitcoins" when i'd tripled my money in days. I can't get a fucking job in coronavirus season other than fucking mcdonalds and honestly will neck myself before i work there

>>24991321
wow

>>24991321
You're too stupid for crypto

Also how shocking is it that a literal retard like op simps for trump, really shocking

>>24996444
>doesnt realize people can and will easily hack into me, a nobodies, laptop/email for piddly 1500$
>too stupid for crypto

ya i guess i was just supposed to know that
no fuck you nigger

>>24991415
This is the 2nd thread i see here within these last 2 days
Either theres some serious conspiracy theory going on
Or im being fuckin paranoid here
Anon, stop fucking panicking like a little bitch
The only way you will ever recover your funds, is if you figure out how they were lost
Fuck this lemme get on my pc and see if theres actually something fishy

>>24991133

Some dumb niggers go around entering their seed phrases into online forms when they need help with metamask issues. OP is probably a retard or lying.

>>24990525
>BECAUSE YOU FUCKS SAID
but you agreed

>>24991321
this has to be bait

>>24990344
>>24991000
>my life savings
>worth less than 10k

>>24991587

Ok so what "phone notes" app are you using and what e-mail? If it's gmail you know they read everything on there. If you downloaded some shady notes app, the creator probably receives all those notes. All you had to do was keep your seed phrase safe really. Next time buy a cryptosteel or SOMETHING, ANYTHING you can keep hidden/safe.

>>24991321
>just in my email and phone notes
I spilled my drink laughing, thanks

>>24996641
>>24991415
okay you fucking retard
i found this in the archive >>24978268
which is like ??
but this one >>24963795
was most definitely not a larp
and now im actually starting to get worried something seriously fishy is going on

anon
what browser do you use
i guess windows fag obviously
did you claim any airdrops recently
just remember any latest retarded thing you did
but mostly, list me every fucking browser extension you use

>>24995334
>>24995731
Imagine trying to shit on the best president America has ever had.

>>24990549
"oh i'm so ashamed"

>>24993235
I'm going to test this. thanks fren.

>>24996870
I hope you avoid haircomb. It would be bad if knowledgeable people like yourself weren't part of the new information economy. A fool and their money are easily parted but I can see that you're no fool.

uuhhh, bros i put all my passwords and seeds on a cloud storage, but all the files are gpg password encrypted with like 15 char passwords. They aren't anywhere else except as encrypted files in a vm, and normal files on a external usb. am I fucked?

>>24993352
this is based info btw

>>24994633
go have a good fuck with her, goddamn, you seem stiff rn

>>24994049
kek, nvm you might actually be retarded

>>24995980
Arbeit Mach Frei amigo

>>24994906
>>24994679

How are you enjoying that Communism so far? Dude weed lol, we don't need to restrain sexuality.

>the irony of moving to a totalitarian pro-theft state
>and getting robbed
>while not getting any help from daddy government

You chose your own suffering and now you have to deal with the street shitters and piles of used needles. All you had to do was reject Communism!

>>24996985
The first step of rejecting communism is to make sure people advertising scams like haircomb know that they're not welcome. High IQ people like us don't need their scams, do we?

>>24996846
firefox

jesus thats fucking creepy, makes me feel little less dumb if it happening to others

no airdrops, just metamask thats literally it

did nothing retarded other than aforementioned shit, literally did not touch that shit was just sitting there watching it past 24 hours or so, suddenly look at some point and its randomly gone

>>24996985
i didnt know what i was getting into i swear

>>24995980
What do you normally do for work, OP?

this is why crypto will either be dumped this cycle or heavily regulated with cbdc and the like

this shit is too difficult for normies to use you would understand if you had a retail business

>>24997033
>>24997108
i think your gf's computer has a virus

>>24991319
metamask being a browser extension actually makes it more secure than a separate app because browser is a sandbox.
both are of course vulnerable to an infected pc

>>24997167
warehouse retail restaurant

whatever i can get my hands on im fucking poor and dont have college degree

finally thought i found a way out to make it or at least live a decently happy life when i tripled my money in days, god is cruel

>>24997033
no anon, its not about "the last 24 hours", the hacker could have had your shit for weeks, months
and was just waiting for you to make more money, until they withdraw everything
the fact that you had the same seed leave your computer, into your gfs computer, effectively makes you a lost cause
your gf might be getting fucked by the hacker right now to celebrate your sorry ass for all we know
you brought this on yourself, this is a super cheap lesson to learn though, people lost way more, i lost more myself, trust me, itll take a few days, but you'll be alright mate

the gf is the hacker

>>24997590
lol no i was using gfs laptop exclusively for a while not tranferring it between laptops im not that retarded

>>24997685
if your seed exists in her laptop too, then you can no longer your answers in this thread
go ask her if you want, but i mean youre really gonna be grasping at straws and the attack vectors are multiplied by a thousand especially if your gf is a non-techie low iq

>>24997776
no longer guarantee your answers*

OP's thread is a larp but sometimes metamask glitches up and doesn't show my wallet balance. I wish trezor or ledger would do a christmas sale since I didn't buy during the black friday sale (ledger is french why are they doing an american sales holiday?).

lol
this is a feature, not a bug

>>24997901
ledger is absolute garbage. get trezor, I'm a dumbass that believed the hype about nano x being better and I actually bought one, worst investment ever. its unbelievably flaky and prone to connection problems. not to mention the major hack they underwent recently. so I tried to return it, and they offer no customer service by the way. its an absolute joke. have to ship it back to france on my dime in 14 days or no refund. with this covid thing, thats next to impossible, not to mention like 40 bucks to ship there. Oh, and no phone support whatsoever. they are literally the worst company I've ever dealt with.

>>24998386
Thanks anon.

>>24997776
Op is the non techie low IQ lmao

>>24996591
You're also supposed to know to wipe your ass after you shit your tendies and doritos out but I'm not sure you even have the brainpower for that kek

Hur dur let me just type my private key that grants full access to my entire life savings in this phone note app and also email it and also store it on my fat hog girlfriends laptop OOOOOOH NOOOOO I GOT HACKED WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING NOOOOOOOO

You should send what little you have left to trump some he can "drain the swamp" for your you Godamned retard