/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy MOON

Buy the RYCEY dip tomorrow

is GKPRF really going to $1.2

>>24985429

lmao

WPF

lets fly

>>24986238
We are the mooninites, our gains are thousands of years beyond your puny comprehension.

WHAT THE SHIT IS A BROKER

>>24986268
GME is

First for forced vaccinations.

That's bullish right?

>what it's like to hold RYCEY

Complete newfag here.
Is Robinhood the best app for a beginner to start with? Is there some sort of catch I’m not seeing here?
I get suspicious when I see retards I know using it as bragging about 25 cent gains.

>>24986297
>>24986238

>>24986244
Do you have any link to current DD for BX? All i see is DD pertaining to BX from years ago.

>he didn't buy the dip?

>>24986302
Only a beta thinks it will be forced to do something.

I'm so glad I swung this x4 and cashed out #2500. Still have 20k base just for the laughs.

RBASE WILL BE NEXT ONE

>>24986301
Im asking about a company thats actually making a profit though unlike gamestop

Threadly reminder, fuck Longview. Love preggo. Hate cathie, hate bill.

>>24986324
>robin hood stole from the rich to give to the poor
>owners are poor semites, and you are a filthy white supremacist with priviledge
what do you think?

>>24986282
I don't know what happened to the man. Something happens once you've spent too much time here. Look at big5 for example. This place is a curse I swear.

>Gimme 150 more shares of GME at market price M'aam

Anyone else in Hcac? I bought calls which will 3x if it goes towards target but will 0x if it drops after the Monday merger. Balls of steel

>>24986401
Fat people revolt me so much. This country is beyond fucked.

>>24986213

Anyone else here in Shift (SFT)? I am getting nervous. Avg buy in of 8. 88. It is my largest holding.

>>24986310
Yeah I'd say thats similar to the way I feel. But we are going to $8 so I'm ok.

>>24986401
ah, the beautiful spic/nig cycle, now degenerated into the double mutt loop
i love what america has become, and i'm wondering what will happen next

>>24986238
i split my moon position into arkk probably a shitty idea because its been low so long its probably about to moon. going to keep putting money in moon and arkk maybe arkf

>>24986401
>one copy of persona 5 please

>>24986438
yikes. I dnt understand why so many idiots chose rycey. Making it so obvious you came from redddit, its ok though it will go up, just gonna have to wait........a while.
Boeing is a boner of a company right now. Im assuming you dont even know why rycey dipped so low recently either.

>>24986268
>This scenario seems more likely. Would buy between 0.11 and 0.25...

>>24986438
we're gonna make it

>>24986438
you know its been diluted massively right? im not saying it wont go up. but they issued a lot of new shares.

How do I short or long specific fetishes?

Met the DuckDAO hunters game, does anyone try it?

Looks like this crypto incubator can provide convenient instruments for investments. Please, share your opinion about it

Looks like those fucks in congress have finally got a stimulus agreement lined up. Now they gotta just get the votes and for trump to sign it. Direct checks at $600 per (1200 if your married) is still part of the package. Sad part about the whole affair is that with the holidays around the bend you won't get that extra green till sometime in January.

>>24986497
>Making it so obvious you came from redddit
kek, nice try but no.

>>24986603
S&P only going up

I would like to buy GME bonds.

gambling is going to be legalized throughout NA sooner or later, how's shit like dkng, penn, scr, fans, bragg, lvs, czr not the play?

we live in a world full of retards who'll pour money into this shit without an edge instead of investing. short-term thinking is way too common now

>>24986603
That $600 is fucking dogshit. I'm just gonna use it to pay off some of my capital gains back taxes.

>>24986603
so glad im done relying on NEET bux for a while. I could make that chump change in a day now.

>>24986653
ok Rycey still gay, ill buy under 1.

>>24986310
I thought he shidded and farded

>>24986556
What's preventing them from merely doing a stock buyback later?. Nothing. They get a load of aid money. They use it to fix the balance sheet. They have some left over. Doing a buyback with it seems natural. In the short term a doubling of the stock (3.25) is not out of hand over the coming months.

>>24986603
So does that mean stonks go up or down?
>asking for a friend

>>24986657
For the last 80+ years, yeah. S&P 500 ETFs are comfy as hell. I jumped on AAPL when it went down 1.59% this past Friday. It's not massive 20% gains every week, but it's consistent.

>>24984165
I'm too retarded to understand what you're talking about but I'm put some stuff into a calculator and it always comes out saying that higher-likelihood bets are more profitable assuming a given relative edge

where x is probability, red is fraction of bankroll to wager, green is returns on win assuming an edge of 15%, blue is average profits, orange is profits after flat fee per bet (riskier bets = smaller wagers = more losses to fees)
probably wrong though

But it's all modified by confidence anyway. The more confident you are that you have a specific edge, the closer you can get to betting the optimal amount.

Strategic rare metals. No gold none of this pussy silver or palladium. These companies are trying to develope a china independent supply chain. Geo political investing. Or wait, GME bc ps5 right biz? Kek

>>24986681
I dont see any reason to buy anything other than DKNG, really, maybe PDYPY , but i no like OTC

mostly dkng . Lot of people here already got in when it was a spac i think. BFt maybe too.

>>24984165
I'm too retarded to understand what you're talking about but I'm put some stuff into a calculator and it always comes out saying that higher-likelihood bets are more profitable assuming a given relative edge

where x is probability, red is fraction of bankroll to wager, green is returns on win assuming an edge of 15%, blue is average profits, orange is profits after flat fee per bet (riskier bets = smaller wagers = more losses to fees)
probably wrong though

But it's all modified by confidence anyway. The more confident you are that you have a specific edge, the closer you can get to betting the optimal amount.

>>24986681
At this point, it's just financial Darwinism. If they fail then they deserve to fail. Let the weak die so that the strong may become stronger. I'm of the firm belief that stupid people deserve to be stupid. Access to information and opportunity has never been as widely available as it is today. If someone fails, it's because they actively chose to fail.

>>24986737
Yeah, literally holding S&P ETFs or doing some distribution within the S&P is good enough to consistently make money. Like you said, no +20% days but the risk is substantially lower

>>24986497
i bought it because i figured it couldnt go much lower and i figured i could sell covered calls but you cant so fuck me

>>24986702
See that's the spirit! I don't know if it will dip below a dollar, but sadly I could see it dumping to the $1.20 range.

>>24986764
>He didn't go aboard the rhodium rocket
oh no no no

>>24986681
>gambling is going to be legalized throughout NA sooner or later
Muricans will never have the disposable income for it to be profitable. We are losing all manufacturing while our cost of living is being trashed by endless caravans of migrants (which spread diseases such as SARS-cov-2) driving up housing costs and driving down wages.

>>24986832
Imagine getting shares of SPY for $80

UNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>24986822
>Dubs of humble truth.

I've always favored low risk and medium reward in the long run over high-risk high reward.

>>24986817
This
If people choose to be actively retarded with their money then lol shit sucks for them but they should’ve had an IQ
There’s no point trying to save them

>>24986822
this is a gambling board no risk no reward

>>24986858
>hes trying to dismiss a stock based on making money on severe addiction.

>>24986835
>>24986837
Youre silly., i made money by selling during the redddit pump.

>more Palantir downgrades from banks

>>24986381
Well shit what do you suggest then?

>>24986858
I don't know anon. it might make people more desperate. Think of it like scratch offs. Middle class people and especially upper class people dont' buy those. Only poor fags. Gambling is largely a poorfag vice.

>>24986901
Same
My tax-free accounts are going 100% into “safe” bets like S&P index funds but anything I have left over I’ll be willing to risk a bit more. AFAIK the contributions to the tax-free account are limited and I won’t get them back if it goes to 0 so no point risking tax-free millions lol

Once I get better at equity research and trend identification I may be willing to invest beyond the S&P and get into crazier shit

>>24986984
i gamble in my tfsa but that's only up until i get to like 100k, then its safe shit

i cant figure out why leveraged etfs are bad

>>24986401
Boomer here, why do women shave half their hair off now?

I hate my life

>>24986817
>Access to information and opportunity has never been as widely available as it is today.
My God, I can't fucking wait until Boomers are dead.

Rest up boys tomorrow we ride past 14

>>24986958
They are suppressing the price so they can load up. Just get more shares.

>>24987070
because other women do it. also the jew wants to do away with platonic beauty.

>>24987019
Understandable

>>24987070
Short answer, jews.

>>24987070
Attention-seeking, Hollywood, postmodernism, narcissism, bad parenting - take your pick.

>>24987057
They're as bad as the continued strength of the underlying. Leveraged funds tracking volatile shit like commodities get destroyed because the underlying kangaroos and daily resets and decay fuck it.
For inverse leverage, they don't actually replicate inverse of the underlying when it goes down and when the underlying goes up, it loses more than it should. An anon earlier this year made a graph of SQQQ vs inverse TQQQ and inverse TQQQ outperformed SQQQ by several orders.

In my opinion the only leveraged ETF worth buying is index funds, at which point you would be better served buying futures that offer greater leverage and flexibility with better tax treatment and no expense ratio.

Should I sell bitcoin and invest it all into berkshire hathaway, then just leave it for the rest of my life?

>>24987057
Same disadvantages as buying on leverage and/or buying LEAPS. 3x doesn't really mean 3x, it means 3x minus a fixed amount. So for example, 5% up in the underlying might give you +14%, and 5% down gives you -16%. If it stays flat, you get -1%.

Didn't mean they don't have their place, but you do have to be cautious.

>>24987205
You could've just said jews.

that stock moe guy on youtube scares the fuck out of me. it looks like the worst hell on the planet being a wageslave

that dude looks so tired from working for 40 years he just looks totally dead like sleep deprived from 40 years of working with barely any sleep drinking coffee and that horrible hairline. he just always has a terrible dead and tired look to him that just is fucking insane to me.

that shit is motivating not to be a wagecuck. if i dont make it on stocks or whatever im doing whatever i can to just get disability or some shit because fuck that that miserable tired look i see on so many boomers that have worked since they were 18 every day with nothing but coffee and cigarettes. jesus fucking christ

>>24987205
>>24987169
>>24987153
The future sucks.

>>24987237
I wouldn't touch berkshire until the warren buffett death dip.

>>24987249
damn i just bought one for the fuck of it and im up 34% but its such a low amount of money it doesnt matter anyways im just letting it ride out

>>24987274
hmmm do ou think his death will cause a crash? lmfao doesnt he have a successor or something

>>24987271
I'm 20 years deep in the wage slave game. Started working at 14 at a restaurant as a dishwasher. Have never been able to relax since. If you don't have to wage cuck, DONT DO IT! Each job keeps a piece of your soul that you never get back. Beware of the anons that say
>b-b-but I love my job
That's the Jewish brainwashing reaching 100% upload. Those people are beyond help and should be thrown in the trash.

Feels good buying the BX dip on monday

>>24987349
my job is fucking demeaning pathetic and really repeitive and boring but its from home and i can do it whenever i want and ive got all down to a science and i dont have to do anything. im not getting rich or anything off it but it basically pays better then a part time wagie and sometimes better then a full time wagie but guess what. no sleep deprivation, no boss, no orders, no yelling, no schedule, no driving to work.

i talk to office drones and they look fucking miserable. they stare at computer screens all day with a scowl just fucking yelling drinking coffee miserable waking up every day 6 am, have no life outside of work, just raise kids and work. fuck that i would rather die.

>>24987274
Don't you think it's already priced in?
I don't think the news will cause much of a dip, children aren't trading berkshire

>>24987272
Won't suck if you're rich

>>24987271
>>24987349
I wish this wasn't true but it is. i did restaurant work when I was in college and thought the hard work would pay off but at the end of the day it doesn't. I think it meant something about 20 years ago and people respected it but things have changed. Having a certain degree is more important and people that work hard are considered stupid now, it sucks but that's how it is. You end up losing ground when it comes to studying and knowing different skills when you have to sink every hour into a job.

>>24987019
Me too. I am 25% GME in my TFSA right now lol

>>24987262
Idk my dude I don't have a first amendment so I'd only dare say such a thing satirically. :^)
>>24987272
Yes.

I made an account with schwab today.
What are 3 good long term stocks I should buy on Monday?

>>24987427
>be rich
>randomly pay women not to get a stupid haircut

i think you are are right

>>24987394
Working from home has been a godsend to a lot of people. You can tell the Jews don't like it because people are a little happier now. They also found out that in any given day, if you don't have to go to an office to be a cubicle cuck. You can usually finish "8" hours of work in 3.

>>24987444
ive been watching jackass reruns lately and it says a lot when some stoner drug addict is willing to jump off balconies and get broken bones and 35 surgeries and have baseballs thrown at his balls and risk being eaten alive by alligators just to not wagecuck

>>24986410
I think they just got fucked by genetics. I eat McDonald's literally every day and I'm a literal stick, and then my go eats it every day and you can see weight on her in like a week

>>24987473
is it the happiness thing or is it just because they cant constantly monitor you and squeeze every inch of work out of you?

i was looking at remote jobs before and people were saying the company has control over your webcam and they can randomly check in on you any time to make sure youre wagecucking and they ask to see your room and desk and shit during an interview to make sure its not messy and shit

i mean i get it but jesus christ nothing is sacred because of wagecucking

>>24987476
actually steve o is the son of a rich international banker, like literal illuminati lol, he never had to worry about any of that

>>24987499
Based, same

>>24987516
Just block your webcam, bro.

Can we talk about stocks or what

>>24987149
sike tesla is about to crash the entire market algos gonna take you to 12

Frens, it's noon, anyone want some McDonald's?

>>24986764
Where can I read more about this?

I was planning on reading that French book about the dark side of renewables, which goes into how it's solidifying China's grip on rare earth minerals.

>>24987518
ive been watching his interviews a lot and he said he dropped out of college and his dad was pissed off so he didnt ask him for any money and he was just doing all this stupid shit while homeless while trying to get drugs and money and impress chicks and he was hitch hiking and living in cars and crashing on couches and shit

he said in the first season of jackass he only got a couple hundred bucks per stunt and then after that on season 2 they only gave him 30 grand for the entire season and he was basically broke and homeless the entire time on jackass until the movies started coming out

>>24987070
Because we no longer idolize beauty, we idolize ugliness

>>24987473
This is true for many but
>lots of working class having to WFH have small homes
>it's very difficult to maintain a clear line between work and play, which is very important for mental health and productivity
>it makes networking a lot more difficult, indirectly harming experience, promotion, and job opportunities
>occasionally can meet hot chicks in an office
I'm personally sick of having to WFH now, it lost its magic after a few months and even though I spent all summer doing fuck all and playing with stocks I do genuinely miss being in the office and seeing mates face to face. My office was yuge though and I've made loads of mates there over the last few years so YMMV.

>>24987570
not much of a point its sunday and we have been all weekend with zero movement. this place is less focused on stocks during the weekend while we just wait and see whats happening. its stressful to think about stocks all weekend

>>24987516
That's not the norm. People who were forced to work from home because of the chink flu don't deal with this. If you are applying for a remote job flu or not, yeah they will be faggots about it. I applied for a help desk job for apple and they were making all kinds of demands. They wanted me to buy a $300+ ergonomic computer chair before they would even consider hiring me. I definitely didn't take that job.

>>24987570
BX, Buy it.
Literally google anything about BX and look at the past year of their stock.
They have been ramping up bigtime.

>>24987388
will buy some too nigger

SPACs scams or huge earners?

Why does my risk profile for buying a call say I have a maximum profit when there's no upper limit on stock prices?

>>24987584
I think he grinded but life is different when you know at any point you can do what your parents ay and get taken care of. It would be really bad for a kid without that to fall back on to do what he did. I get your point though, and it ended up working out better for him than if he had just sucked it up and worked at subway. It's fucked up how those are the times we live in, we get rewarded for shunning that kind of work.

> Brokers
"Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
2nd cheapest platform for Europeans,"

What's the 1st one?

>new superspreader virus in South Africa and UK.
>Europe in panic again
Lmao nice day tomorrow

>>24987613
i know im not blaming the employers for it but just being a wagecuck is fucking hell on earth. nothing is sacred or private anymore your entire life is supposed to surround either bull shit rules or just making someone else money. theres a million drones running around ruining their entire life just to make one rich jew even richer whos only rich because he was born to a wealthy family

>>24987641
i dont think his parents were gonna do shit for him even when he was homeless they didnt do much he was living with his sister and she even said youre not gonna live here without doing shit so he went to a clown college and was just bumming around and doing the most dangerous shit ever for drugs and cash. he just would be doing stupid shit no matter what he was jumping off of rooftops and busting his balls just for fun before that

>>24987593
Ok so why the fuck can I not get laid? I'm ugly as shit.
>>24987599
I can understand that. I hate everybody and everything so I would be fine interacting with nobody outside of 4chan for the rest of my life. But some people like interacting with others.

>>24987599
>>it makes networking a lot more difficult, indirectly harming experience, promotion, and job opportunities

This is a real issue people have picked up on yet, and it also prevents people from even knowing what the real company has in store for them. I did online work a few years before this stuff happened, after a while it becomes like a black hole where you have no idea what any of it means. You are just getting a paycheck and you don't know if it's going to just stop at a moments notice. The field also changes from month to month and it seems you might be phased out. There isn't anyone to discuss this with unless you happen to meet someone doing the same thing outside.

>>24987634
Nothing to lose but opportunity cost and inflation if you get in at $10
Get out before it merges

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>>24987689
FNGU is going to kick ass

>>24987634
Respectful earnings very good for the wealthiness of you and your family sir

>>24987671
i got my account approved at TDAmeritrade

T.Swiss

hello fellow degens, I totally just aped into sentinel. jump in for a easy 10x

>>24987696
>theres a million drones running around ruining their entire life just to make one rich jew even richer whos only rich because he was born to a wealthy family
There's a reason why primitive tribes tend to be happier than technologically advanced civilizations.

>>24987765
yeah i noticed that too im trying to find a happy medium. the only people that look happy to me are rappers and youtubers

>>24987689
Man.. if we get a ~15% dump across indices with this new scare I would be so happy

Whats the next short term meme? Im thinking VALE after the dip

>>24987712
Is it profitable tho?

>>24987797
>after the dip
The fact there are people out there that will sell this stock on Monday because of the death of one huehue is very disappointing.

I've been semi retired since march. I still get paid my full salary, get my vacation/sick time added each month, but I just work as needed. When they tell us to go back full time, I'll simply go in as I did before this whole thing started. To say I'm loving this is kinda an understatement. To top it off; just 11 years till I can walk out fully retired. (be 48 yrs old). Everyone focuses on degrees, job titles, fuck that. What you should really focus on is a job that lets you walk out as soon as your able without fucking you over long term. They can classify me as an "Dog catcher" for all I care if it means in 11 years I can walk out v.s the 28 years it'd be in the private sector.

>>24987697

Because of the double standard. ugly fat purple haired women want tall yolked chads.

>>24987697
Yeah that's fair, I have the benefit of having a huge employer and have moved around a lot so I've learned how to deal with different personalities and if I want to chat to anyone there's a half dozen people I can just hit up. If your office sucks then I can imagine WFH is a godsend.
>>24987699
Yeah I haven't noticed anyone really mentioning it, a lot of my lefty type friends bemoan employers trying to get their employees back into 'unsafe' offices and talk a lot about how home working is the future but I think offices still have advantages. You can't beat overhearing something by chance and asking to be involved, being invited randomly to a meeting last minute because you caught someone's eye, catching someone and asking them to look over your CV/application for something, learning more about the people around you and how they work, etc. etc.
Could also argue that smoking can be good for your career too kek, I've got to know trainers and people outside of my teams in smoking shelters by chance and heard about work and opportunities elsewhere, one even helped me with a CV.

>>24987930
So the problem is to get chads to stop being thirsty and fucking slam pigs? Or does that just create femcels?

>>24986858
>Muricans will never have the disposable income for it to be profitable

you think people are using disposable income to gamble? you're giving them way too much credit here anon

>>24986213
Reminder that you’re all participants in a centuries old Ponzi scheme
https://youtu.be/Az1dpnC4AxA

READY TO MAKE
RE-READY TO MAKE SENSE OF
ANYONE
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>>24987070
All the other answers fall short, the true one is specifically because they know you won't like it. Why do they do drugs and pass themselves around and cut themselves and larp as rape survivors while saying men trivialize rape? Same thing. They will destroy themselves to show you that you're not in control of their bodies, because all of their teachers told them you wanted to be.

>>24987969

Fuck I dunno you just brought a good question.

>>24987113
Personally I can't wait until you socialist faggots find your final reason to kill each other so I can build the new world afterwards on the honorable boomer values I've gone out of my way to internalize.

>>24987971
I used to go to the casino twice a year before the meme flu. Would bring about $500 each time and knew I wouldn't miss it. I can tell you first hand there are some real sad stories there. A lot of emotional gamblers who aren't there to have fun, just there because they are desperate to make money.

>>24987070

>>24987578

I want McBeetus plz

I know everybody is making fun of these stocks now but wouldnt now be the time to buy BABA and CD Project?
I mean those are not bad companies

>>24986727
well you need profits to buy back stock

>Total stock market value is 83 trillion
>Total crypto market value is 700 billion
So why haven't you bought crypto yet when the sky is the ceiling

>>24987969
Femcels isn't really a thing. Men and women are fundamentally unequal and the dating experience for the sexes is totally different. Women don't have to compete against other women, they just have to make themselves available. Men have to compete.
>>24988057
>honourable boomer values
Kek.

>>24987578
Not after their BLM inspired donations and Twitter rants, I'm eating Chik-Fil-A specifically because faggots don't want me to.

>>24988099
Stay the fuck away from cdpr, their whole runup was because of cyberpunk hype. They have a long way to fall. Maybe buy before earnings that reports on cyberpunk sales since that will most likely give them a boost. There are much better plays

>>24986341
Why?

>>24987978
i know :^)
how can you lose when every wagie is going to pump stocks up forever with their retirement/pension funds

>>24988099
I swear japan is just one constantly airing live action anime. I feel like if I ever visited their I would be overwhelmed by the cultural differences.

>>24988177
its not everyone is miserable a wagecuck x100 everyone just drinks and wagecucks. id rather live on the west coast and just smoke weed and have nicer weather and less crowded shit

>>24988141
>Femcels isn't really a thing.
Oh I assure you once you start dealing with single women in their late 20's early 30's, it's very much a thing.

>>24988141
i talked to a chubby girl who was really hot when we first started talking and she got really fat. she told me shes a femcel but i found out she was a slut online and just sending nudes to everyone and fucking with dudes.

dont know if she was a slut irl or not but she kept saying she was a virgin and no one would talk to her

>>24988135
>total planet is worth 800 trillion
>legos are only worth 47 million
So why haven't you bought legos yet when the sky is the ceiling

>>24988225
those arent femcels they used to have sex and constant male attention

>>24988250
wtf i'd buy Lego stock if i could
but they're so profitable they will never need to IPO

>>24987852
they have plenty of cash on hand, and with California's passing of Prop 14, more will certainly be on the way

>>24987765
Generational wealth is literally the last remaining vestige of tribal life and you're so fucked in the head by Marxism that you're trying to wipe it out rather then build it for yourself just because collegiate kikes manipulated your childish envy, and you LET them. You want a tribe? Fucking build one like their original ancestors did, work hard and take risks, it's the only way dynasties are built or ultimately maintained. You just want everyone to be as poor and miserable as you are because all of your sources of information about the world tell you you're oppressed and deserve more or better.
Pathetic, destructive hypocrisy. Better yourself anon, and quit that cringe normalfagposting. Self-reliance has become the new counterculture.

>>24987271
I work construction and it’s tirin af bro,
Sometimes it can be really good money,
The most I’ve made on some weekends is like 2k but it’s demanding af,
I want my money too work for me not work for my money
I’m tired of it and I’m only 29 bro

>>24988225
>once you start dealing with single women in their late 20's early 30's
Gross. I would unironically never seriously date a woman in that age bracket, that's when they get boring and fucked up thinking about their biological clock.
>>24988249
Yeah chubsters can make bank on Onlyfans these days I know an couple of girls like that. If she's sending out nudes I'd be surprised if she was a virgin, that seems pretty fucked.
Onlyfans IPO when???

my mother AND girlfriend who own no stocks or even really understand how it works alternate between calling me retarded for having a stock account and FUDding the market, i called my mother to ask how things are going and the first thing she says is ''the market is going to be BAD for the next few months, you should sell everything''

bros why are women like this

PLTR PLTR PLTR PLTR

>>24988280
Wait, so are incels virgins or can an incel previously be a Chad and morph into an incel later in life. You know like the washed up high school quarterback types?

>>24988347
Women usually loathe risk, vast majority are completely intolerant of it and that's why they rarely excel at anything. Ignore them as ever.

just opened a stock account.. what shud i buy

>>24988316
I can't start a tribe because it will be labeled as a white supremacist group and then I'll be arrested. Also,
>Just become like the rothchilds bro
Really? Do you think if it was that easy 99% of the world would be impoverished. The only delusional normal fag here is you.

>>24988352
Based PLTR chad. We're the future.

>>24988326
they have a sad wagecuck job here working in a prison and its fucking depressing but you get 50k a year just to sit around. it sounds better then wagecucking normally but still fucking hell. you can retire after 25 years and they pay you a pension for life too.

im gonna put in 5k into invitae

>>24988357
im pretty sure incels are virgins. im a washed up loser but still managed to get laid once in awhile

OPTI $1 EOY check em

>>24988225
>>24988346
> tfw late 20s and single
Bros, if you ever plan on getting married and starting a family, I implore you to do it on your early twenties. Mid twenties at the absolute latest. By the time you get to this age bracket it becomes obvious that everyone worth marrying did so already, and all that's left are the scraps to pick through. Don't waste your youth.

are etfs really the only fucking thing thats risk free? god fucking damn it. the chance of getting -2% in a year looks like fucking hell and 10% in a year is nothing because im poor

there has to be SOMETHING

https://www.wsj.com/articles/jack-ma-makes-ant-offer-to-placate-chinese-regulators-11608479629
BABA holders, is good news or bad news
Pros
>the fight is over for now between baba and the CCP
Cons
>hands part of ANT to the government

i forgot to sell TQQQ on thursday/friday, how fucked am i on monday

>>24987689
It's in Europe too. Not only UK.

>>24988347
They are too lazy to learn about it and think money man bad because they are Marxist-educated and too lazy to correct that either, so they consider themselves to be enlightened fedora tippers for not being "materialistic". If your mom is religious, that helps her along with it too.

Also if you make a bunch of money, whether through luck or comprehension or patience or some of each quality, they will say you just got lucky and need to learn your lesson or you'll get burned next time, because otherwise it would make them think you were "smarter" than them and thus a social threat. Yes, even your own mother. That or you're actually a dumb sperg degenerate gambler and they're trying to keep you from burning your money in a fit of manic delusion.

why does no one talk about CLF anymore?

>>24988527
I have been looking for the fellow that has the memelines.

>>24988352
>>24988434
>bought both Moderna and PLTR with near-perfect timing
>only used the leftover cash in my account from my "real trades"

terrible feeling.

>>24988434
>he bought an overpriced consulting company

>>24988434
Thanks fellow PLTR Chad!

>>24988513
Be ready for $180

>>24988550
More like he bought the company that is getting contracts with every country because the new world order needs that sweet big data

>>24988506
Nothing is risk free except being a low tier wagie

>>24988346
majority of onlyfans girls dont make anything every smut investment ive seen goes to shit.

im pretty sure all those girls that are "top .4%" are only making like 50-75k a year

>>24988473
Same here, the well didn't dry up until my late 20's when I lost my hair.
>>24988493
>By the time you get to this age bracket it becomes obvious that everyone worth marrying did so already, and all that's left are the scraps to pick through.
Bingo. I'm 33, it's honestly not even worth dating anymore, I don't even think about it. Obviously not having kids at this point. You're right, if you plan on getting married and having kids, do it young. You only get one shot at these things.

>>24988471
Check out PACB as well, I'll think you'll like it if you haven't already

>>24988608
BX is risk free.

>>24988515
most of my portfolio is in ETFs that track SPY and NASDAQ, there is bascially zero risk of losing money over the next 10 year, even when i explain this they still bitch,

>>24988550

>>24988421
>if it was that easy
I literally just told you it was hard you filthy stupid faggot, it was also hard and miserable and cold and disease ridden and kids constantly died back in tribal times. You also couldn't help slipping in your shitty false dilemma because again you're ruled by mindless envy and use it as the recurring excuse for your failures and not trying. So long as you can pin your unhappiness on the existence of someone with more than you, you'll just keep being a miserable delusional little shit. If you had a yacht you'd hate the other guy for having a bigger yacht. If you're going to spend your life being a failed organism lying about how great it must have been to bang the rocks together, spare us all the trouble and off yourself, you mindless clones are tiring to constantly hear spouting the same garbage.

i have a feeling tomorrow will be a massacre, hold me bros

>>24987696
Why do you glorify self harm? Weed is one thing, but "busting his balls for the fun of it"? Really?
This sounds more like some CIA mkultra shit more than anything t b h

>>24988659
>Writes a novel to say fuck you
Ngmi

>>24988679
all i said was he chose that over wagecucking

exactly. now imagine all these degenerates being able to do this shit at work, home, wherever the fuck on their phones legally with no fear of scam/sites being shady with funds.

it's gonna be a big fucking problem in society but I won't mind profiting off it if I can

>>24988670
Sounds like a good time to set limit orders

>>24988670
GLD,SLV will pamp tomorrow

>>24988493
I'm 27 fucking around with a 22 year old, in my head I don't want to leave it any later than 30-32 to settle down otherwise I feel like it's too late.
My parents left it a little late to have me and I want different for my kids.

This shit is real.

>>24988731
No you said it was fun

>>24988659
I can't tell if you're an angry jewish trust fund baby or schizo. Either way you are speaking literal nonsense. Carry on I guess.

>>24988670
God I hope so

>>24988622
1k in pacb and 4k into invitae?

>>24988771
i meant the lifestyle was fun of just going to hollywood and fucking around all day doing drugs and being a celebrity and fucking hot girls not the actual swimming with alligators and busting my nuts

>>24988769
Well it's official, we're all gonna die. I'm gonna go pick up beer for tonight. Might as well drink whenever I want if I'm going to be dead soon anyway.

Guys I finally made a good decision on Friday. I had 20 bank calls and bought 40 more. After the close the Feds approved stock buy backs. Stock went up $4 in the after hours. Now over the weekend the moderna vaccine was approved and shipping. Now stimulus is approved. I thought I made 18k, but now it is possible the banks might moon run and make me a lot more money. This is crazy.

>>24988421
What a whiny bitch you are.
Never gonna make it.

>>24988659
>it was also hard and miserable and cold and disease ridden and kids constantly died back in tribal times.

None of that has changed, we just the magic tv box to tell us we live in a magical world where nothing bad ever happens. Remember to wear your mask too, and be grateful you don't have to live on a farm with a family and neighbors taht will be there to support you on your deathbed instead of a stranger decked out in ppe.

>>24988839
gj bro, im gonna try to hop on it on monday, but who knows.

>>24986310
Nice

>UK has areas in tier 4 lockdown
>No air travel to/from the UK
Time to buy some UK cheapies. Any lads here with a good recommendation? I'm looking at EasyJet.

>>24988839
damn, should have known since buffet has been buying bac. I have been trying to make thing simple and just do the logical stuff instead of tryign to game the market.

Senate opening now, let's see if they pass it before futures open

>>24988856
Larping like you would do something is even worse anon.

>>24988177
>visited their
visit their what?
also I've been to Japan many times and they think you weeb neets are dirty and dishonorabru.

Fuck me. I. Don't have enough cash to buy the dips tomorrow. Might have to sell some meme stocks to buy more dips. First world problems are hard to have...

>>24988956
>visited japan many time
>haha stupid weebs

guy, you are a weeb

Whats the move monday boys?

>>24988869
america actaully would be good but jesus christ the no healthcare thing fucking ruins it all. we basically live the same life with air conditioning

>>24988778
It's up to you but PACB competitor is ILMN who tried to buy them last year but antitrust laws stopped the merger. PACB is severely undervalued compared to ILMN.

>>24986345
Why does she have an enormous third boob

>>24988956
I doubt that visit was for business. If you actually visited japan you are a bigger weeb than I ever will be. Also I know they are disgusted by weebs.

>>24988911
https://www.ft.com/content/d0e273ba-117f-4586-9d1f-696114e3bc38
Buy BX

>>24988978
Do you own the banks?

>>24988984
healthcare is just another perpetual struggle they have locked us into by making it all or nothing, that has happened with every moral issue. You can't really escape it.

>>24988888

>>24989023
Can't read the article, tldr?

>>24989050
that's great we don't care about crypto here, however.

ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE REDDEST DAY TOMORROW?

>>24989114
I hope so. I'll fucking go all in on dips

>>24989053
Search up blackstone jet and tons of other articles come up but they might be buying a UK private jet company.

HFEN

I'm 37 w/a 31 year old wife. I'm a lucky bastard. She's great. We get along really well, hell the only thing we kinda butt heads over is her smoking. (I don't smoke). I want her to quit for health and financial reasons.

>>24989013
it was for business; NYK. Tokugawa bought me many beerus.

>>24989130
This
Fucking great time to buy if everything crashes

>>24989038
You would think with the ridiculous taxes we pay they would have figured out a sound strategy, but you know how that goes.

>>24988911
>EasyJet
Lmao no never buy budget airlines, do you have any idea how fucked and competitive that market is

>>24989130
what dips shoudl I be looking at

>>24989114
any good bong stocks to buy then?

>>24989182
What kind of work do you do that takes you to japan? Hold on I'm gonna guess. Something IT related or cyber security?

>>24989193
Literally all of them. Look at march and look where we are now. Fuck them. I'll buy every single fucking dip of stocks that I own already.

>>24986310
why would you upload this?

who the fuck ever thought this would be a good idea?

Is NAK gonna make it?

>>24986603
>Relief include money to airlines
Any idea how much ?

>>24989287
Jews

>>24989287
reminder SOLO was worth more than 1 billion momentarily

with less than a million in annual revenues

>>24989229
yes but this was back in early 2000s before tsunenari retired.

>>24988099
>their
but yes Japan is literally anime IRL, in the most literal and meta sense possible

>>24986822
If you don't actively trade at least a bit you're giving up on finding an edge

we're gonna pump tomorrow because of stimulus news right

i hate the youtube stock bubble

>>24989287

does ARKK have medical shit in it? i dont like investing in animal testing

>>24989372
I just finished taking a no wipe shit, there is no way tomorrow is red.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hbNdsmpyZQ listen to 5:30

dead. totally fucking dead.

>christcuck
>woman
>retard

>>24989391
Yes

>>24989114
Greenest day what a fucking rally

Hope to see a red day

>>24987070
Am I the only one who finds it hot?

I mean I fully understand the women dont get risk thing. But at the same time I mean shorting the market is how you fucking make money retards. Getting in at the bottom of the market with a cool milli instead of 250k is how real wealth is made. Being a bear is so bullish it makes my cock rock fucking hard. Having cash to buy the dip makes you literally the most attractive guy in the room.

>>24989497
>implying bears ever cum

>>24988099
>CDPR
I'm not investing in a tranny game company. Especially if they don't have micro transactions
>making fun of BABA
Only retarded MIGAtards hate BABA. It'll go back to getting gains after the bad news fades away, anyone who says otherwise is delusional

>>24987473
3 hours a day is how much real work the average office worker did before Corona.
In that sense, nothing's changed.
The big difference is that now we don't have middle management that's hell bent on justifying to their superiors that they're getting 8 hours of work, forcing the actually productive employees to spend 5 hours a day doing pointless bullshit that doesn't improve the bottom line.

>>24988347
Ask them how much money they threw away on getting food delivered and how that is any better than investing with a chance of actual returns.

>>24988347
why do you care what they think? beat them in to submission or sell them for VALE shares.

I have an announcement to make in next thread

>>24986264
I keep telling you, lad. Wait until February. The RYCEY 'dip' is in fact a constant free fall.

>>24989303
Well no one knows the exact language of the bill except the 4 major party leaders in congress. Hell the rank and file members don't got a clue till it's vote time. That's how fucked this whole thing's been. The way it's setup all have to vote yes on it or the deal tanks. (and so begins another govt shutdown due to the way both are tied together)

>>24989436
This guy is saying SPY is shit because it has tobacco companies in it? Tobacco companies have amazing and consistent returns/dividends.

>MCCONNELL SAYS 'LET'S FINALLY GET THIS DONE TODAY'
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Until republicans finds out democrats sneaked some garbage into the bill again

Most of my portfolio is recovery stocks like oil, cruise ships, and airlines. I hope this new coronavirus variant doesn't fuck everything up.

/smg/ CSPAN viewing party?

>>24989763
Yeah I'll believe this bill passes when I see it.

>>24989763
As long as they both get money from the bill they'll pass it

>>24988606
fuck that, want no part in that dirty money

>Stimulus actually going to get passed, jews proved this from mega pump EoD friday
>New super virus in the UK

Are we red or green tomorrow frens?

>>24989771
I sold shell last week why do you hold them

Anyone predicting futures?
I think we go up over 500 points.

>Pic unrelated my salmon dinner I'm eating.

>>24989762
i dont invest in bad things

>>24988670
Yep. Americans will hold European bags.

>>24989924
no I want SQQQ to fucking moon fuck everybody here fuck everybody on /smg/ and fuck Wall Street.

>>24989934
Cramer once said make your money in cigarettes then use that money to help people. In the end someone has to make the money. It is better off to someone who wants to help people with it.

>>24989924

>>24989934
And I used to be a big into protecting the environment until I found out XOM has an 8% dividend yield. Now I'll gladly shill for fossil fuels.

How are people so sure stimulus isn't priced in?

>>24989974
You are going bankrupt kid. What the fuck would you short knowing stimulus and the moderna vaccine was getting approved?

>>24990031
no one is sure, the market will just keep going up anyways
remember when people thought a Biden win would crash the market? lol

>>24989185
>He thinks it will only crash for one day
We will drop lower than in march during this winter

>>24990031
>>24990057
We are sure because the markets crabbed for a week.

>>24990052
Because FUCK THE MARKET I WANT TO RICH OFF OTHER PEOPLE GETTING POOR

Dems didn't win everything so it didn't crash. A standstill in congress is what's optimal for the market which is what happened.

>>24989872
The UK doesnt matter, covid only crashed the market when it affected the U.S. the chinks have a bigger influence than those dirty crooked teeth bongs

>>24989974
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while

Should I just buy TESLA now or what boys

>>24990188
Forgot sorry https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/17/us/politics/trump-blacks-african-americans-girlfriend-charlottesville.html

>>24990188
That's how a normal person discusses race with someone. Doesn't have to be ridiculously serious, nor should it be a big deal

>>24990171
The new strain is in Europe and Africa and most likely growing in the US.

>>24990215
should have bought when it split earlier retard

Btw guys remember that big guys were shorting the market on Friday?

>>24990215
BX will be the new tesla but without the risk.

>>24990215
yes goi buy a stock which has went up 1000% in the past year i'm sure it can go up another 1000% in 2021

>>24990188
>>24990230
He's always been a cosmopolitan new yorker who couldn't give a shit about someone's race as long as that person can make him money.

Is anyone else worried about TSLA's market cap?

>>24990242
>>24990318
Agreed, but "You're like Derek Jeter" "Exactly" is undeniably a funny interaction

>>24990249
Doesn't matter yet. In March the market tanked because of mass hysteria and the U.S taking precautions

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>>24990280
no

>>24990348
yes

>>24988418
blockbuster

>>24990376
It's funny and also kind of endearing. It's clear that he just doesn't think about it that much, which is probably why he's been jewed over by Israel so much for the last 4 years.