/biz/ - Business & Finance

where yah been?

how long until wall street is hacked?

$ACUIF just got a new price target of $18 USD

been shilling since it was in the 10s

>>24955169
High effort post OP, couldn't even be bothered to copy the links.

>>24956100
who even reads the links?

>>24956162
I did and ended up browsing dragon dildos

Op is and always will be a faggot

I think Warren Buffett lost to FOMO and bought TSLA yesterday.

>>24956553
Jay Leno said good things about TSLA, that's a sign

>>24955169
Who reads cnbc.com?

What's the deal with lean hogs. I mean with pork prices this low I'm going to be eating bacon and sausage all winter. Speaking of which I'm about to put bacon in the oven for the first time. I've never cooked it in the oven, so I will let you know how that goes.

Are you all putting money into stocks WITHOUT maxing your 401ks/roth IRAs/HSAs?

>>24956665
people that buy stock based off news, so why wouldn't you?

>>24956684
buy pre cooked bacon, it's the future

>>24956665
this desu

>>24956846
nah the way to make bacon is in the oven. excecpt i didn't have enough room on the cookie sheet so i made two layers and they all stuck together so i got this big ass square of bacon now. that i'm going to have to cut up and make my BLT wrap.

MARAbros......watching this btc rally is torture.......

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/VALE

>>24957967

Choose wisely.. choose cliffs

>>24957967
both about to get hammered on monday. i was a long call on CLF until I saw what happened to X. don't see any reason why CLF and Vale wouldn't be suffering the same problems as X, only difference is that there hasn't been guidance from LG yet telling investors to expect lower Q4 earnings

How to fix coomer hands? I always sell too early and can only hold for 2 weeks

Why is SMG sleeping on LMND, ZG, TTCF?

>>24958137
if you don't have FA behind your picks and are just going for memes, you will not find the justification within yourself to hold on

>>24958033
I got me some of them VALE options on Friday. I have no idea what they do, but some one on /smg/ told me to stay the fuck away, and the rule of thumb around here is to always do the opposite of what biz says.

>>24958164
idk man why don't you shill us and we'll check them out

>>24958239
i always shill LMND since 50$ nobody gives a shit

>>24955169
bought more SNDL calls for april. THEY ARE GETTING LISTED ON NASDAQ PROVE ME WRONG
>got my life savings running on this

>>24957843
I love it. Thank God that I didn't see MARA on Friday.....

>>24958267
what's something that hasn't already doubled in price since september

>>24958289
?

>>24958434
my jan15 13c's are gonna get a nice little boost come monday. for once i'm happy i fomo'd into something

MCD is a good buy

>>24958525
Word. Sometimes it pays to FOMO

>>24958498
true thanks for reminding me that i have to sell all my stocks

>>24955237
That gif is why the love of my life is a brown woman
>feelsgoodman

I took a staff job at my university during my master’s degree and ended up dropping out of the program. It wasn’t a lit program (econ) but i still work there and so I see a lot of the academia stuff up close. Philosophy at my Uni is a total joke. The philosophy department used to be respected but meeting with faculty and reviewing their publications, the the courses, what they advertise, it’s literally all a combination of “critical theory of race/gender”. That’s not a joke btw. Literally everything is looked at through that lens. You can “specialize” more in classical philosophy but even then you will absolutely end up having to color everything through critical theory or race/gender. The comp lit department is going away apparently. Idk about the others. I’m desperate to find a new job but this one is so flexible and I’m so professionally not ambitious that I haven’t been able to leave

>>24958504
its probationary. theres a 180 day compliance period by which they have to have a minimum price of $1.

>>24955169
>thinking of strategies to make money
Just buy calls on ETFs, it's that easy

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

Someone shill me on some SPACs without a target yet

>>24956684
oven bacon is truly the best

>>24958723
SBE is a nobrainer. Merging with chargepoint and doubling in january.

:(

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/19/billionaire-ray-dalio-says-his-son-was-killed-in-a-car-crash.html

Whats the next x10?

>>24956684
Did you add a little water to the bacon?thats the trick

>>24958814
HYSR

new english covid-variant 70% more infections with lots of changes in the spike protein. it is unknow how does that affect the vaccines

london under full lockdown

cheapies on monday?

>>24959224
We're bored of the virus and just going to let Darwinism take its course.
Black Death 2: Electric Boogaloo

Just gonna throw this out there
$NPA
Pay it forward :3

>>24957786
>nah the way to make bacon is in the oven.
. . . he is actually correct!

Baggie how did you pull off this upset?!

>>24958627
youre a disgrace

>>24958847
Why the fuck would you water down your bacon? That doesn't make any sense.

>>24958724
Yeah this is my go to method from now on. Only time I'm cooking it on the stove is if i'm cutting it prior to cooking. Even though they got a stuck together from the layering, there was enough bacon grease to make them split apart pretty easy.

>>24959224
So basically we're going to just let brexit happen and make them stay isolated on their island right. We could even export all our niggers and muslims there too. This is going to be great. Wait no in 10 years they'll all be immune to the virus and then invade mainland europe bringing with it this strain that only the english can survive, and basically they'll take over the world again.

>>24957786
For a drunk you actually have some cooking skills?

>>24959704
I read the package of bacon, and it said, 20 minutes at 400, and I went... hmm.... I'ma try that.

>>24959224
>>24959562
This is a minor flu. Why all the fuss?

>>24958721

Please give me tips for a roth IRA

Where should I open one, is it literally like a tax free brokerage? what should I buy? What kind of fees might you expect?

>>24959735
Kys /pol/tard

Can anyone shill me on GF? are they really worth it? I been wanting to get in on one but the shares dont seem to come up to often for me :(((

>>24958137

it means you have no idea what you bought

>>24955169
Anybody have thoughts about swinging HCAC after it merges to take full advantage of fomo? Could be an easy 50-200%, considering only 4.9 billion market cap so far.

>>24959948
>kys poltard

>>24959968
Yeah, try this fund. It's going to do well in 2021, solid fundamentals.

>>24959872
>GUY id
Nice. Here's the real move. Add money thru your IRA. Then sign up for AltoIRA.com. You can now buy crip-toe with it in a tax-advantaged account.
T.original UUUU shill from /pmg/

>>24959948
>>>/reddit/

>>24959772
When I was in middle school I just watched a shitload of the food network after school since daytime tv blows and I didn't really care for cartoons. That shit actually sunk in. I think the biggest learning curve is probably herbs and spices, but I started growing my own herbs and you figure them out. Like when I make taco meat, first of all i've been using ground pork for the tacos lately since ground pork is cheaper than beef, but I don't even use the packaged seasoning, i just throw all the cumin, cayanne, chili, garlic, onion, paprika in there. You can throw other shit in as well if you want, it's like cooking to me brings out the scientist in me, while also giving me an opportunity to tap into my creativity, so it's like really enjoyable. plus you know you need to eat food to live, and you might as well actually the taste of what you're eating.

>>24957786
Alright first time trying this

>>24960204
is this some walmart brand bacon? looks cheap af

who are the faggots that bump these fake threads? make a real thread retards

>>24960259
Yeah first time trying Costco bacon

>>24960199
I hope you get liquidated now mind your goddamn business you autist

>>24960144
Seethe about the Jew or Become the Jew fuckface

>>24960350
>autist
You have to go back reddit tourist

>>24960391
I’ve been here since 2017, fuck off

>>24960350
>>24960436

>>24960436
But actually >>>/reddit/

Can we start a /smg/ discord?

>>24960436
You know reddit loves butt plug up the ass nigger loving kikes like yourself right?

>>24960436
>2017
This doesn't really help your case anon.

>>24960505
no

>>24960505
Why?

Ok I'll ask again

Which is a better bet, betting on doubling your money 6 times or betting on 1/64 chance 1 time?

>>24959822
BTC and sell before MTGox, into AMD calls, into BTC again in 2017, into Apple calls, into Tesla calls.

I'm up early on a non market day I fucking hate this

I want to get really drunk and cook pasta today. So do I go get whiskey, vodka, or gin?

>I hav brown gurrfren guhehehe gimme da y00s nazis muh brown gurrfern pucci brown fays brown hav secks dduurrp de dooo

>>24960537
i'm looking for frens :(

*tic* *tic* *tic* *tic* *tic*

>>24960505
Fuck off to reddit

>>24960436
Did you say that homo big5guy get banned for making an smg thread with a gay porno pic? No then you need to fuck off along with big5gay.

>>24960505
How about a reddit page for /biz??

>>24960601
why not just mix all three!

>crabbed 5% over the week
What should I buy to make money?

>>24960548
I don't understanc you question. Put it in the form of an equation
>C=capital
>x=net profit
This is what I am reading
A: x=(2*C)^6
B: x=C/64

>>24960616
If you wanted friends you should have thought about that before the corona virus pandemic.

>>24960638
this. make witches brew bag

>>24960601
Vodka. Make some Korean spaghetti : ^ )

>>24960204
i ate an entire 1lb pack of bacon and 3 eggs after doing 90 pushups in a row this morning.

>>24960601
Get some soju and drink it while remembering gookfu is gone

>>24958289
thanks for doing the sneedful and buying my calls

>>24960638
There's many a pasta dish that uses alcohol in its sauce. Ex: penne alla vodka.

Just reminding everyone
Asian Tier List
>Japanese
>Korean (aka Mexicans)
>Chinamen
>poo poo pee pee
>South East Asians
>literal shit
>Pajeets

>>24960204
>>24959765

I've heard people mixing brown sugar and water and brush it on their bacon

>>24960601
>Makers Mark
>>24960616
It's okay fren. I like the milk chocolaty ebony gals as well.
>>24960650
>TLRY
>PLNHF
>UUUU
>OPTI

>I haven't sold a single stock in all of 2020
>I'm up 28% (divvies not included)
When the fuck are you supposed to sell? Clearly, I'm missing out on gainz compared to the people who make 100-200% on their portfolios but they seem to do complicated and time-consuming shit like options etc. (much of which isn't even allowed in my country or taxed up the ass), and I see just as many people lose most of their money.
I literally just come to this general once or twice a month, look up the latest memes on SeekingAlpha, and if the 5-10 year graph doesn't literally look like that of a PnD scam altcoin (many do), I buy a few shares.

Is it literally that easy? Statistically, how fucked will I be in 5 years if I continue not to sell any of my holdings?

>>24960664
all my friends are retarded wagies nobody invests nobody is based why even bother i can't put with those people anymore

>>24960601
Make some white russians and get drunk off of that.

>>24960657
X = (2*c)^6
Or X = C*64
Where every time you double you have a 50/50 chance of profit loss, but you have a 1/64 chance of profit loss in the second equation

>>24960668
bro last time i did that was in college... I think we had rum instead of whiskey though.

>>24960697
the package stores around here can't get me jinro, they can only get that japanese tyku shit. I'm think jim beam and coke.

>>24960782
What does your portfolio look like?
>I'll show you mine if you show me yours

>>24960794
i haven't had those in a long time. I broke my big toe dancing in my living room like 3 years ago and my friend broke his leg playing with his dog so we drank white russians for like 6 weeks strait to strengthen our bones.

>>24960782
then just pop in here and discuss that shit. we don't need a fucking discorrd.

>>24960769
>I literally just come to this general once or twice a month
there's no way you've ever actually gotten any useful information about the market from this general

>>24960769
The only real issue you need to look for is major defaults as the likelihood of a rate hike is near 0.
Keep hodling and enjoy the asset inflation.

>>24960735
Vietnam is pretty based senpai.
Also Singapore obv.

fuck it im going with jim beam and coke. even if white russians sound delicious... actually im going to do the white russians.

>>24960204
wait I gotta see how the bacon turned out before I go....

>>24960802
X=(2*c)^6;*.5
X=1/64*(C)
I would choose the second equation. Less risk higher reward.

>>24958721

>>24960998
So the only way to make the second option less attractive is reduce your profit goal on the first? Doubling your money 5 times is preferable to 1/64 chance of x64 your money?

weekend low effort SMG

Alright cunts you seem like a nice group of people and I will give you some advice on what to buy. The past few years we have seen an explosive growth in tech stocks but with the rise of COVID and diseases we will see genomic stocks growing in the next decade similar to tech the past few years.

>>24955169
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
Full playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1
Episode 7 out now! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMr7GCz9zeE [Embed] [Embed]

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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>>24960893
I'm pretty happy with my stockpicks and I've never seen them talked about in regular news stuff. I'd have to read some shitty online articles daily to find them and I'd probably get in a month late. Maybe the same info is available on reddit but I can't fucking stand reddit, the layout is absolute ass and everybody is a faggot.

>>24960436
You can be an oldfag like me and I still get told to go to Reddit, you miss the point

>>24961151
thanks warren buffet, nobody here has ever thought of that

>>24951229
How do you set your screener?

>>24960203
and you save a lot by making your own food. for the longest time I was under the impression that most people cook themselves. then I expanded my friendship circle and found out most people order takeout like 5 or 6 days a week.

Now I'm glad I'm a chef

>>24960690
Very nice I had eggs too, need to get back to doing push-ups myself. You on the road to 100?

>>24960751
I will try that next time

>>24960994
It’s all eaten but I have another batch cooking :^)

I'm trying to find the most optimal strategy for risk/reward trades. So far, I seem to be doing good on stocks coming out of a downtrend (see GOCO)

Does anyone have a screener for double bottoms? Other than finviz

Am i to understand that CLF will blow past 14 next week?

>>24960994
Also it cooked perfectly but the Kirkland quality was not too good. Gonna try it with that Canadian bacon brand next time

Damn I’m hungry now

>ctrl+f
>ACER
Not found

>>24961285

Where are you guys moving when you make it? For me, it's the Black Hills of South Dakota.

HELP ME GET RICH

>>24961396
get a job and save your money

>>24961285
Blow past? No. Will it pass 14 and test some resistance levels? Probably. I plan to sell my calls and buy further expiries on the next run. Probably pick up some Vale LEAPs too if they’re getting beat down.

Buy LAND Anon, god ain't making more of it.

>>24955169
you fucking dumbass idiot OP fucking suck a fat nigger dick

>>24961427
You think I should sell Jan calls if they go up soon

I want to buy a house so bad. Fucking hell.
Just €70k saved now.
Why do I need to live with parents until I'm 30

READY TO MAKE
READY TO MAKE
RE-READY TO MAKE SENSE OF
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING

would u rather eat the bugs/onions or roided out salmon?
buy AQB

>>24961482
retard

>>24961285
It's going back below $13, then hopefully you and the rest of the tranny support squad dies

>>24961471
Never sold Calls so I’m not the person to ask. Maybe someone else can help.

VALE landslide news:
https://g1.globo.com/mg/minas-gerais/noticia/2020/12/18/talude-cai-sobre-maquina-que-operava-perto-da-barragem-da-vale-que-se-rompeu-em-brumadinho.ghtml
Translated to English:
In a note, Vale confirmed that there was a landslide on a slope in the mine's deactivated pit."
>Slope
>deactivated pit
If VALE dips on Monday, due to a landslide on the slope of a deactivated mine, BUY THE DIP.
Buy calls, buy shares. This event does not change the demand for iron ore, nor does it affect the supply - it is just bad press
Iron prices are staying higher for months to come
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9062419/Chinas-trade-war-helping-Australia-iron-ore-prices-expected-stay-higher-longer.html
>Extraordinary twist as China's trade war with Australia backfires with our biggest money-spinning export iron ore now set to stay at record levels for longer and earn the nation BILLIONS in extra revenue
There's a reason why ((IRON)) contracts moved up so much for months out on Friday - it was originally expected that the price of iron would fall in early 2021 - NOT anymore!

>>24961471
gonna pass 30DTE soon so I would if I were (You)

>>24960814
Evan Williams is better and cheaper

>>24961151
can you name a few examples please

landlords already struggling and tenants being evicted next year. Will the housing market take down the banks again?

>>24961381
DE
>You are not required to disclose any information about the owner of an LLC to the state of Delaware or Harvard Business Services, Inc. in order to form or maintain an LLC

>>24961578
no

>>24961607
forgot to add: with a summer home at martha's vineyard

>>24961506
Fuck you too

>>24961620
no

>>24961620
>>24961506
>>24961205
>>24960893
>>24960491
>>24960199
holy shit poster / 10
ID: TGFOW6yl filtered

>>24961604
>UNLIMITED
>Quantitative
>Easing

>>24955237
I'm hacking it right now, give me a few more hours. Keep a look out for NAK on monday morning.

>>24961664
why are you reading this post right now if you have me filtered?

>>24961664
Literally you

>>24958094
Not invested in any of these stocks but I noticed CLF-dude probably killed himself since he hasn't been shilling as hard the past few days. Quick rundown on what happened to steel? I AM in UUUU so don't want any bad news on American minerals getting gutted by something.

>no stock talk or finance talk
>bacon reddit fagotry
>discord chat fagotry
>thread has no sticky links
>thread is 100% pure fagotry


So, is weekend /biz/ where reddit fags hang out now?

All we ever wanted was to talk about stocks, desu

>weekend dow

>>24961745
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NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>>24961504
AQB is a must own for true /smg/ posters

>>24955169
Absolutely the laziest, brainlet OP I've ever seen here. I'll definitely make a note of that

>>24961757
>autism speaks: the post

>>24961745
UUUU is fine and will continue to be fine.

>>24961813
nah he's right this thread is fucking poopoo

>>24961504
I've been eyeing it hard since you pointed out Cathie Wood has been buying
Do you think we should wait for a good red day to get in, or do you think it's just a 'trust buy and hold' pick?

>>24961664
kys

>>24960883
nice performance bro open a hedge fund
>>24960890
it's full of CLF spamming from mo - fr

>>24961604
As it currently stands, if there's a influx of foreclosed houses entering the market they'll get bought up in seconds.
There would need to be severe pain to institutions for a real housing market collapse.

>>24961180
>>24961180
>>24961180
>>24961180
new thread

>>24961850
then it is as all threads are and everything is in perfect balance

>>24961779
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since these threads move so fast on weekdays I never get an opinion on NVEI. Do you foresee it continuing its rise at current levels? 50 to 75 since September

literally not a mention of any stocks besides mindless shiling, jannies, nicce fucking job.
Start a new general thread leave this one to die

>priced out of NET
I SAID IT LAST THREAD AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN, HOW THE FUCK CAN I JUSTIFY BUYING 100 SHARES AT THIS PRICE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24961942
It's the weekend
The normal people talk about beer and stuff

>>24961596
https://ark-funds.com/arkg

I'm from the UK so I can't buy ARK funds but I research the stocks in their holdings. Look at gene editing companies as they will be able to cure genetic diseases.
CRSP, EDIT, NTLA, TWST.

>>24961734
Oh man that made me laugh.

>>24960794
I went with the white russians, turns out this package store didn't even have any soju. next time the owner's in ill ask to see if he'll order some,i spend enough fucking money there.

>>24961290
good shit

>>24961873
I mean we have have a nice civil discussion, and look at charts and give each other links to shit, but what do you want to talk about? I just want to get drunk and play magic the gathering arena and then when i get hungry i'll go cook.

Give me a bear case for Monday

>>24960601
Wine. And put some in the sauce.
>>24961604
Nah. Housing is still being bought the second it enters the market for whatever price you ask for.

>>24962024
No. Since I'm not a communist.

>>24962024
tesla will dip

boring thread, post your portfolios
im slowly gaining back the ground I lost my GNUS during my first 2 weeks of trading. soon, andy will give me all my fucking money back, but until then, it's on me. from -29% to -17% now

>>24962024
no stimulus and furlough and all non-essential government offices that were deemed essential for covid, but non-essential during government shutdown will be closed.

So now that the dust has settled. It's safe to say now is the time to buy RYCEY

>>24961995
Because the future is work from home and NET has the best work from home suite?

>>24962077
-87%
yowza that's painful to look at

Is clf really fucked?

>>24962077
You’re missing cd projekt red

>>24962015
You gotta do the white Russians with Irish cream, tastes better and is stronger too. Personally I like using a mild rum instead of vodka as well.

>>24962077
I've only been trying to trade for 3 months but I decided to look back over everything I've done so far and I realized that if I hadn't been a moron and tried to daytrade SQQQ and SPY options (gave up about two weeks ago) I would be up 50% instead of just 10% right now
Holding CLF/VALE, that one anon insisting that they're both gonna get fucked because even though iron prices are high no one is buying is making me nervous but again, if I had just stuck with swinging whatever gets meme'd I'd be up 50% right now, and CLF/VALE/UUUU is what's getting meme'd right now

should i just sell everything and put it into ARKK, clean energy ETFs, and PLTR?

>>24961241
>5-6 days out of the week
And I thought I was bad if I ordered pizza on a lazy night or did a breakfast out on a weekend.

>>24956100
Nobody reads the links. There are like 30 people a day asking how a call works because they can't be bothered.

We should just have the same five videos explaining options in the OP and stop pretending like we need the "biocatalyst" website whatever that is. And the suicide hotline that people added six months ago is pure cringe.

>>24962313
millennials can't cook, zoomzooms probably can't either
t. millennial that can't cook

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

Reminder buy BX

how does a call work

>>24956846
>buy pre cooked bacon, it's the future
It costs 10x as much. Not worth it for microwavable bacon.
>>24958033
CLF ceo is chad. I'm on board.

>>24962121
Didn't London and South England just re-enter a tier 4 lockdown?

>>24962270
First of all if you want it stronger just put more vodka in it. Secondly if you're not using vodka why even call it a white russian? I mean why not use coconut cream and pinapple instead of mild and put it in a blender with ice. You can have a frozen tropical white russian.

>>24962384
You get a call and then you lose money.

>>24962384
you mean like a margin call?

>>24962010
Why wouldn't you be able to buy it?

>>24962384
You bet on a strike price. If it exceeds that price before it expires, you make money. When it doesn't, it expires worthless and covered call chad takes your money.

>>24962358
I can cook. I don't know how people can't cook in the age of the internet.

why cant i just buy calls on shit thats 100% going to go up in the future long term like tqqq and apple? i get theyre probably expensive as fuck but isnt it pretty much guranteed money?

>>24962015
id like it if there would be more shilling of other hidden gem stocks but everything drowns because of GME, CLF, PLTR maybe a discord would help but whatever. /SMG/ is still the best thread on /biz because it's pajeet free

>>24962358
As a millennial that can't cook that well, I could never understand continually eating out. A pain in the wallet to buy a one night meal whereas if I cook enough portions of whatever, I've got lunch for the next day or two.

>>24962399
No, that's been debunked.

>>24961998
I just cant stop wanting to make moneyzzzzz

Serious question that i ask here often but Who here has some nice jiucy SL debt? and who here paid it off already, How long did it take you? Im in 15k + interest and its such baloney i never want to pay it back. I just want to buy Real estate after the crash

>hedgies buying space on a privately controlled public ledger
It's an everything bubble again.

>>24962510
A huge issue with young people is eating out or buying shit mostly premade. They don't have any idea how much money they are throwing away that they could be investing. You don't have to learn to de-bone a chicken necessarily. But there are so many ways to cut corners by making things yourself.

What are your picks if there’s a stimulus?

>>24962404
Ok technically it's a drunk Jamaican (or Cuban or Puerto Rican depending on where your rum is from), happy now? Plus yeah you could add more vodka but I feel a key part of the drink is the mouthfeel and simply adding vodka will this it out.

50% of my entire portfolio is CRSR
what happens to me on monday

>>24962494
It has to go up by a certain amount by a certain point, and most options are <=2 years, which isn't that long term in terms of the economy and stock market. If you go very low risk, betting that it will be up 2% in 2 years it may be guaranteed money, just not a lot. And your annual yield is all that really matters.

>>24962468
or you can take it early and double money in a week

>>24962313
ordering every once in a while is completely fine, I used to do it too until I lost my taste.

>>24962358
I'm 21 and thus far my only achievement has been finishing cooking school. Pretty much the only thing I can competently do is make an edible meal.

>>24962672
i bought random clf calls and my money doubled in like 2 days

>>24962671
ouch

>>24962580
I've got about 14k in SL debt, but government stimulus took me from negative net worth to pretty positive. I didn't pay it back and instead put everything into options and BTC, and am pretty happy so far.

>>24962677
>lost my taste
???

i shorted clf and quadrupled my portfolio in a few hours

>>24956068
there's a least two of us acu bro

>>24962749
...what

Can you elaborate

>>24962692
Yeah but unless you put your entire life savings into those calls, your net wealth hasn't doubled

>>24962784
so? doubling your net worth on stocks is a gamble anyways unless you wait 7 years for an ETF

>>24962731
ching chong virus got me

>>24962510
>>24962493
>>24962358
I mean I learned so much from watching those old iron chef redubs. Fucking Hiroyuki Sakai literally busted out all the classic techniques that were handed down from master to student for generations right there in front of you. If you just paid attention and tried to incorporate some of them you'd already be on your way to being a better cook. It's like shit i should go back and watch some of those reruns 20 years later with all this experience i've acquired since then, i'd probably be able to pick up some things that were too advanced or didn't sink in when I was just a kid.

>>24962821
Oh no... So how bad is covid really? Never met anyone that had it.

>>24962821
how does it feel to be forced to invest in COOF?

>>24962702
how much have you got saved? and you have not paid anything back yet?

>>24962324
/smg/ - Stock Market General

Brainlette edition
>Only video links required
[Youtube] How to trade like a pro (embed) [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnjxpa8I6ZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj9Hzs-vBLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gZmGcGujo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k
Full playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1

Previous : >>24949339 (Cross-thread) (You)

>>24962861
It can cause neurological dmg. Although, I suspect that's rare. Covid's mainly dangerous if you have obesity, diabetes, prior lung dmg, or are old. As with all respiratory viruses, including the flu and pneumonia, it can cause scaring of the lungs.

>>24962861
I’m curious as well. It effects everyone differently it seems. My cousin is an airline pilot and got it early on. He said it was just a bad cold and still has his sense of taste.

>>24962427
>Shut off phone
>The toaster starts talking instead

>>24962946
Don't let that reddit tourist try and sway you. The OP links are a tradition of /smg/ that's been around for years

>>24962861
started with joint pain in lower body and that was pretty much the most annoying part of it, and my throat kept itching. it wasn't sore or hurting. one evening I had sever nausea and a headache, but I was fine the next morning. Lost sense of smell and taste on the second day and the whole thing lasted about 4 days. Oh yeah and constant 37°C temp. That was at the start of last month.

>>24962897
shrugged it off and suffered through the dip.

>>24962861
I know like four people that had it and they pretty much just had flu like symptoms aside from the loss of taste

>>24962986
/smg/ - Stock Market General

Reddit edition
>Only video links required
Full playlist - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR_vBMfl9as&list=PLS0Jq2GGKQGAVYfPDbukYnk0yVoWoql-4

Previous : https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/abfje8/hrt_not_working_anymore/

>>24962999
Interesting, I've had allergy like symptoms for a couple of days but just figured it was from pot smoking. Probably is.

>>24963053
lol

Some fresh DD for the weedmaps spac SSPK merger. Hope you guys don't miss out on the yelp of cannabis.
>https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1779474/000095010320024045/dp142700_ex9902.htm

>>24962591
i'll be honest, it's like the raw roaster chickens at my grocery store are more expensive than the pre-cut shit. I don't know maybe it's their loss leader or something. it's like for a whole raw chicken you pay 99 cents a pound, while bone in thys are like .79 cents a pound? i mean they probably make it up by charging more for the breasts, but i dunno, my parents raise their own chickens down in Florida. I've had a couple of their birds and the quality of the meat is way better. I mean they killed the chicken got the feathers off vacuum sealed and froze it so even though the meat was already frozen, it was still really good, probably because it was frozen so quickly after they killed them, but i made a soup with one, roasted the other one, and they were perfect, good size birds too, these things definitely didn't starve. That's probably it, my parents don't raise them to make money so they're probably willing to pay for a higher quality feed and healthier birds.

didnt analysts all put clf at 16+?

>>24962495
GNPX

>>24963191
Our resident autist placed it at 20+ based on a tweet with three likes.

>>24963191
CLF boggers boggedTFO

>>24963238
i just wanna get a little bit money and get out. honestly thinking of just going all in riskier etf funds i dont think i can stare at stocks all day its all yes no maybe might as well just go to vegas and bet on black

So is there a vote on stimulus today?

>>24963262
You'll just be staring at your high-risk low-reward exchange-traded etf funds all week until the inevitable stock market crash on Monday : )

>>24963238
>Our resident autist placed it at 20+ based on a tweet with three likes.
Clf will be $16.50 in 30 days at the current rate of growth

>>24963326
no if i buy index funds im just closing the screen dumb ass

id rather just spend my time making money and then adding it to those instead of refreshing screens and gambling

Red pill me on patents.
I understand there are many businesses which turn a profit entirely off of patenting things and then selling the patent? What is the play with this? Buying patents and manufacturing said patent? Leasing patents? Buy and trade the patent? Produce patents and sell them?

>>24963255
Actually CLFag might be onto something, which is why I'm not going to give him shit (still going to call him a fag though).

>>24958814
MindMed in 1 year.

>>24963320
They have until Monday to do it or the government shuts down.

>>24962927
Counting my brokerage and bank accounts, I have about 19,000 saved. And I'm not paying anything back until the market crash since it doesn't make sense to pay things back as long as I can pull a better return than the loan interest rate from my current holdings.

>>24961607
Hunter shouldn't you be hiding in Beijing by now?

>>24962677
Ayy I got the coof 5 months ago and still can't taste (besides salt and artificial pumpkin for some reason) or smell anything

>>24963345
>Clf will be $16.50 in 30 days at the current rate of growth
>have 15Cs for rebruary
just as planned

i regret paying off 20k in student loans so much now, i could have put it in the market instead of just 5k and made so much more

everyday the same bullshit plays out in my mind
durrr go back in time n invest in TSLA and bitcoin
take all the earnings and put it in divies SPY and QQQ

make it stop....

Should I get some more GUSH?? I am hearing that with the vaccines and shit oil and gas may be headed back to precovid levels.

>>24963516
You're about to have a buying opportunity very soon ; )

>>24963516
Stop living in the past anon. There will always be opportunities in the markets. Spend more time researching the next moon and less time imagining what could have been.
>>24963520
No, oil is a value trap. Natural gas has more upside.

>>24963516
Fuck off retard yea it sucks some of us missed those trains but look where the wind is blowing thats the best we can do.
EVs are here to stay and obviously TSLA is a bloated piece of shit. SBE, NIO, XPEV. Look into it DD and pick an entry point.

>>24959735
enjoy it anon.
Brown women have family values, will cook, clean, and suck your dick like no tomorrow.
hispanic man here and I regretted knocking up a white girl, been in a loveless marriage ever since, but been cheating on her since like the first year tho.

>>24963389
he sold his house to buy all those calls

>>24963516
Ramesh here. TSLA still good buy! I sell you very cheap! Go to moon then Mars! Do the needful.
-Sent from my iPhone

did any coomers buy calls? it seems like everyone bought shares. you guys would be swimming in money if you bought calls that expired before earnings

>>24963516
imagine if you put it in arkk or moon

so many anons have come and gone throughout /smg/ history
>galt anon
>crackwhore anon
>CLF anon
but who can say they've been here since the beginning and actually made it?
do we even have any OG /smg/ posters left?

>>24963606
The modern white woman is ridiculously entitled and genuinely worthless.

>>24963673
well we got baggie....
and 2scoops

>>24963469
you did the right thing. debt is cancer for wealth creation

>>24963590
elaborate and give me a direction to look in please....

>>24963673
Any richfags that made it certainly wouldn't spend time here anymore.

>>24963673
CLFag is probably just b& he gets b& all the time for being a retard and posting 50 times in a single thread

>>24963754
CLF anon made it unironically. Probably cashed out last week and is sitting on his dosh until the market correction. Crackwhore anon probably got stabbed to death and galt anon successfully transitioned and killed himself.

Have you gotten the jab yet, /smg/?

Hey, /smg/, some of you guys are alright, don't buy corporate bonds tomorrow

Safe

>>24963742
USAC

>>24963673
It was /rgt/ back in the day

>>24963806
no he just added more calls a few days ago he hasnt cashed out yet

>>24963818
Y-y-yeah I took the vaccine. I d-d-did my p-p-part

>>24963861
Big5 is probably my favorite. Guy was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and still managed to fuck up his life worse than imaginable.

>>24963818
nah, I'm fine with contracting it again. Since I can't enjoy food and booze anymore I got nothing to lose.

>>24963806
>Probably cashed out last week
He literally spent all last week saying that he was buying more and was not selling until he reaches $1m or whatever the fuck, we have seen these kind of people here over and over again.. they refuse to take profit or cash out, they keep buying and when the price eventually takes a massive dump they panic cash out for a portion of what they could have gotten if they weren't so damn greedy. This is just "history repeating itself"- /smg/ edition

>>24963861
Hey, anyone who bought BIGFV at the low in March got a 10 bagger.

>>24958137
You invested more than you could afford to lose.

900M shorts just covered for GME.

>>24962861
>>24962963
>>24962965
>>24963032
I had covid in early March. It was just a fever for 2-3 days, then a cough for like 4 days. Pretty standard, didn't even notice loss of taste/smell. The only unusual thing about it was whole-body aches for a couple days after the fever. I've never had a fever cause that much aching before it was like I had the mother of all workouts

But yeah for the majority of people who aren't either obese or super old or have some kind of existing medical condition, it's a literally just a fever & cough. The issue with it is the people in those categories I mentioned (fat, old, long-term ill) form a large portion of the population of any western country. We don't let them die in the streets so they fill up the hospitals because covid means they're stuck there for weeks being treated - this is how it's different from the flu

>>24963818
I took every vaccine. I surgically implanted my face diaper. I tattooed BLM on my forehead. I stay locked in my cuck cube. I give all my money to BIPOC and LGTBQ+-F123 folx. I pledged allegiance to Antifa and sang The Black National Anthem. I eat the bugs. I own nothing. I am very happy.

>>24963953
but steel prices

>>24964069
>900 million of the 70 million shorts just covered on a stock with 65 million shares outstanding
hmmmmm

>>24960751
fuckin white people.

>>24963818
>Be Germany
>Constantly make fun of Trump and Americans
>Can't even vaccinate 1 after the US vaccinate a few millions while pretending to be superior
This nation is a joke. If I'd care I'd be sad.

>>24963747
Nah we do have a couple, but they don't name themselves like fags so it's obviously hard to identify them. To be fair though, I haven't even seen swede TA anon since July or something

>>24964109
I meant 19 million.

>>24963818
My work is forcing me to get it by January 1st or face termination

>>24964112
Fuck you nigger
>whiyypo don’t put no spice on that food

should i just put a shit load of money on moon arkf and arkk? yes? good?

>>24963747
disagree, that's when this place becomes fun. although i'll admit after reading today the amount of retarded "should i?" questions becomes annoying. case in point >>24964224

cumming in cunny

I’ve found that I’m happier and less anxious when I avoid this thread and just buy VOO every now and then. Portfolio is now at $30,000. I’m going to hold and way until the next dip before I buy anything again. I’m holding $50,000 in cash.

>>24964187
Good luck bro, id tell them to kick rocks but i have enough cash to float myself for awhile. I hope you do too.

>>24964224
Ramesh here. ARK has many TSLA. Go to Mars! I give you TSLA for very cheap!

>>24963516
I'm betting that a major correction is around the corner. BTC is either at the top or close to the top. Since BTC/stocks are correlated, the stock market will go down along with BTC, then you'll have a chance to buy everything at a discount.

Why are they fucking around with the small stimulus check when you need 6,960 dollars to make up for 6 months of no work?

>>24963673
I mean I remember when we were robinhood general. There were a few names that had came before me, and there were discussions of tripfags who'd left before me. I remember a dude named after some OTC shit stock, he popped in once since he got a job, there was boardshorts, fidget spinner, grim's been here a while i think he came after me, but you never know dude could have been anonymous for years. people would talk of noko and pimple, never saw them post, but there were meme's that were still in circulation. this was pre-/smg/ we were /rgt/ back then. I guess that makes me an og, even though I was against the name change.. They did it because robinhood became a platform for crypto and the stockfags really wanted to keep crypto chat out of the thread... dynashill that was his name i think, but fidget spinner, man i called him out when he was anonymous onetime, he was in shock and awe and put his trip back on for a post. I dunno, it's fucking weird we all know each other and talk every fucking day, but we don't know shit. I remember a chad tripfag, he'd trade greek shipping meme's like TOPS... I mean I think grim's been around long enough to be og... I don't really care though. we've got more people in these threads than ever. it's like i remember seeing we had over 100 different posters in one thread one time. I'm probably forgetting some people. Like I mean big5guy changed his name a few times, he might have been one of those og's mentioned above.

>>24963747
I mean I'd still stick around. Shit even if I hit powerball and won a few hundred million, I wouldn't quit on my business, and I would still go to work every, maybe not every fucking day, but I would still be there the majority of time I need to be there. It's like what'd expect me to do? Sure if I have a few hundred million gookfu and me we can go away for a few weeks, and when I come back I'm still going to be needed to keep these 30 morons from bankrupting the fucking thing.

>>24964187
My boss told me to get the vaccine as soon as possible. I said lol no. He got pissed but he can't run the company without me so oh well.

>>24964264
I'm one of the few people who knew the exact amount of kits we got for it and we don't have nearly enough for the entirety of my network. I'm hoping if I just procrastinate for long enough they'll run out and extend the deadline.

>>24964284
The goal isn't to compensate for the death of America's lower castes but to appease them while they're drained of what little livelihoods they have.

>>24964155
big if true, source? do dark pools trade on weekends now?

>>24964187
>not buying 1 or fractional Pfizer share as proof

You could say you got the shot, but didn't desu

Just make a doctor's letter on a word document and add a local pop up clinic info.

You'll still wear a mask and still be a carrier so its not like it changes anything

>>24964187
Imagine wage cucking instead of just buying meme stocks and shitposting on 4chan all day

>>24964364
I won't be ready by then anyways.

>>24963904
Tell me how I can tell.

>>24962861
I had my best friend had it, he's extremely austitic (not literally, just 4chan autist).

Here's what he had from the beginning.
1)Tired, physically exhausted. Just walking to the mailbox took a lot out of him (he's only 30)

2) Lost of taste and smell

3) He slept for 12-16 hours for a couple of days.

The one thing to watch out for as I've said this many times.

Watch for new strains that:

1) Kill younger people

2) Have a high kill rate

3) Spread just as fast as the typical Covid-19

That's when you know shat hit the fan. Because this virus had all the features of a deadly extinction virus...except it's not deadly. Don't be surprised if this becomes Spanish Flu 2.0 tomorrow, 5 years or even a century.

Saying all this, I'm not taking the vaccine, because the kill rate of this virus is laughable across all age sectors.
>>24964089
Based Normie Fag

I never get mad anymore from these people, let darwinism take it's place.

>>24964345
probably horseshit

>>24964263
Picking the stocks is the fun part though. And doing research on all the companies. You avoid stress by picking mostly good, big companies in different sectors and treating yourself to only a few /smg/ memes and not let them form a big part of your portfolio

>>24962510
OCD-levle fear of germs. They freak out at the thought of touching raw meat and veggies.

>>24964419
I agree but it's big if true so might as well ask

>>24964271
tsla doesnt even effect the price much. even if tesla went down 90% in one day arkk would only lose 9%

>>24963642
>you guys would be swimming in money if you bought calls that expired before earnings
This is a more difficult strat than you'd imagine. I have attempted a few times and came out of it with a 50% success rate.

how do i get an etf that i will close the screen and get 300% returns really fast? arkk was doing pretty meh up until now

I FUCKING MISSED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

making new standby

>>24964738
PSTH

It's the easiest 2, 3x in the market.

>>24964738
TSLA puts, SPXU this week.

>>24962324
I found bcrx using the biopharma catalyst website. Up over 100% on that one. Lots of resources on that website. Just because you don't use it, doesn't mean it's not valuable to other anons.

I love when anons speak for the entire anonymous board. Get fucked bitch.

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>24964845
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>>24964845
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>>24964845
>>24964845
>>24964845

>>24962121
PLEASE just wait until february

>>24964413
thank you for your post. I hope you understand that using a retard as evidence for anything is pretty fucking stupid, i mean you might as well just take the vaccine and give us a post with all this reddit spacing and tell us about it.

>>24962301
yes.