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I just got the vaccine. How can I profit from this?

>> No.24938300

>>24938174
It's over bro.

>> No.24938320

>>24938174
You may as well have let a black man fuck your ass.

>> No.24938332

>>24938174
You can't. You're a GMO now.

>> No.24938336

>>24938174
Vaccine makers are only liable for three months
Claim you have already developed various side effects and sue them

>> No.24938341

>>24938174
working
>>24938300
>>24938320
find a way to short these kinds of schizos

>> No.24938347

>>24938300
Its only just begun, he's alright to enter the galactic federation now

>> No.24938355

>>24938174
what country are you from?

>> No.24938366

>>24938336
I thought u sign a waiver prior to the shot that exempts them of all liability immediately?

>> No.24938401

>>24938174
tell bitches they get immunity if they suck you off
charge them $1 per bj

>> No.24938413

>>24938174
You now have autism. You can now trade crypto profitably.

>> No.24938436

>>24938174
Realistically it's just water bro, don't worry about it.

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24938454

>>24938174
Document it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYOl-xNeLDc

>> No.24938459

>>24938355
US and A

>>24938401
>>24938413
Based

>> No.24938461

>>24938174
When you develop bells paulsy become a model for medical literature

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24938489

>>24938401

>> No.24938520

>>24938174
You’ll never need to buy condoms again now that you’re sterile

>> No.24938538

>>24938174
Soon you’ll be able to do math tricks because you’ll be autistic

>> No.24938558

>>24938174
Long stuff for autistic kids and cripples.

>> No.24938588

I got the vaccine too. Made a PR on my deadlift right after. Thank you Bill Gates for the superpowers.

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24938603

>>24938174
Stop spreading your normalising propaganda.

>> No.24938605

>>24938520
Topkek

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24938670

>>24938174
You don’t. Hopefully you maxed out all your life insurance for your family cuz you dead now.

>> No.24938690

>>24938174
well you'll be ok at least you arent having any kids

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24938692

>>24938413

>> No.24938720

>>24938174
become a tranny, take HRT, and maybe do a makeup channel on jewtube?

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24938763

>>24938174
Why are you a cuck?

>> No.24938833

>>24938174
I’ll say hi to God for you.

>> No.24938866

>>24938366
Underrated important question

>> No.24939319

the truth is the vaccine will give you a condition which will be deadly the next wave. you are fucked and you have less than a year left

>> No.24939347

>>24938174
Go sniff infected braps who are in isolation and are getting no dick because of quarantine

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24939908

hows face