/biz/ - Business & Finance

You vill get ze vaccine.

Fuck jannies

QUICK!
LIST 3 TICKERS

>he shorted TSLA

GHIV, VALE, and UUUU

Remember to watch your daily Eurodollar University!
https://youtu.be/cL2tJebudt4

>>24934580
>he thought he was gonna get to cum

>>24934629
Fucking Jannies, clean it up.

short steel trash

>>24934634
BTWN
DBX
CLSK

>>24934634
UUUU, CFNM and Jackie Chan- FUCK

My last post for the day. Join the Deep State.

>>24934634
DKNG, VLDR and CCJ

Why is the Trading 212 close for TSLA so much lower than 695 everywhere else??

Why yes, TSLA is more than 50% of my portfolio. How could you tell?

Post your week summaries, boys. Let's see them dicks.

>>24934580
i bought more MARA at close

Below 12.63 for clf will cement a real bear move. Be prepared for that.

>He sold BCRX

Kek

>>24934634
Mvis, opti, cdbt

>>24934635
>bought the dip at $634
>sold at $653 with a big increase like the last minute
>closing at $695
Fuck...

At least I got a bit from it.
But fuck it's gonna be hard to enter on monday without falling to hell and back, trying to time the daily pit correctly so I can benefit from then on.

NXTD to the moon

>>24934634
UTZ UTZ UTZ
Good evening, I love CUNNY

>>24934634
I didn't even see your post when I posted this >>24934638

>>24934685
This but Gamestop

>>24934683
honestly no idea

CLF

>>24934634
>QUICK!
>LIST 3 TICKERS
HCAC, UUUU, CLF

Just wait until monday my fellow bears
They'll all see

Recommendations for cyber warfare plays?

>hedgies making up losses for the year by dumping TSLA on SP500 indexes
GLORIOUS put cheapies
I might even short SPY

>>24934729
this. Huge TSLA pump on Monday

>>24934634
VALE, MARA, AMRS

Hope you're holding UUUU anons

CLF trannies on suicide watch. I wonder if CLF will make it to the based stock or cucked stock list.

will TSLA CRASH MONDAY I NEED CHEAPIES

>>24934692
ngmi

>>24934692
You are down 1.5% this week
When that Japan thing?

GKPRF / GSI.V bros
interview with the Gatekeeper CEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXRDAvml8OE

Details around 22:40 about the botched private placement (the one where someone offered to buy at $1/share when it was still trading at 50-60 cents)
Probably blessing in disguise it didn't go through since it's not like GKPRF even needs the cash (clean balance sheet, profitable income sheet), it was just too good to pass on at the time.
They are apparently still in discussion though, and the CEO definitely hesitant to do stock dilutions unless it's obviously a no-brainer (50% premium)

>>24934634
CLF
VALE
UUUU

How can anyone unironically be a bear when market only goes up?

>>24934721
>13.6 in AH

>>24934634
MARA, BCRX, ARKK

>>24934769
Why didn't you buy earlier?

>>24934777
and CEO's target is to grow the company to 1 Gamestop valuation (billion-dollar)

If you were to start a portfolio of about 15 stocks all with equal percentage invested at the start - how do you balance it? Do you sell a percentage of the top to buy a percentage of the losers to properly spread gains around?

>>24934679
Why yes, I didn't buy TLS. How could you tell?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24934826
>Do you sell a percentage of the top to buy a percentage of the losers
>sell stuff that's making you money to buy more of stuff that's losing you money
11/10 idea

Yet another epic example of ALWAYS DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SMG SAYS

>>24934791
Bears win the battle, bulls win the war

>>24934801
what the fuck where?

>>24934634
HZON
HZON
HZON

>>24934777
This has been on my watchlist for a while, nice trips. I'll watch your video and maybe throw some money at it on Monday.

>>24934775
Bruh, my average is 4.38

>>24934855
Very nice picks sir!

>bought spy puts at 3:40
>lost most of its value in 10 minutes

JUST

>>24934841
vale is doing pretty good though

>>24934635
he pussed out and managed to close with a small profit

>>24934855
what is this HZON meme

>>24934777
>speeding camera on a school bus

>mfw bears are not allowed to cum

>>24934826
sell the top when it moons too hard or before it dips and rebuy it right after to increase your shares

>>24934688
good idea anon. BTC will pump this weekend and MARA will gap up on monday

>>24934898

Guys it's like you dont want free money.
HAI and NVEI.

>>24934812
prolly because I listened smg that it's going down at monday

>>24934877
I believe it's unlikely TSLA will stop at 695.. I mean 740 is a multiple of 420. Maybe I'll try another short then

>>24934769
>he didnt buy throughout the week when its being included into the sp500 today

KTOS is mooning

>>24934791
Because they hate money and don't believe in America

>>24934923
>he listens to /smg/

>>24934924
might want to check your math there

>>24934924
might wanna double check that math anon

BCRX finally starting to climb again. Whats a good price point to expect?

READY TO MAKE
READY TO MAKE
RE-READY TO MAKE SENSE OF
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING

>>24934924
looks like someone doesn't know how to do math

DOW ending above 30,000
S&P 500 only -0.03% for the day
whew lad
now that's what you call volatility!

up 1.12% today, overall not a bad week
slowly but surely getting there

>>24934946
>>24934947
>>24934954
this is how you get the (You)s eheheheheh

>>24934923
/smg/ is a good place to get ideas but you gotta do your own thinking retard, plenty of anti-Elon cultists shitting up this board

Haha the stock I sold call options for, reached the break even price and still didnt exercise.

>>24934972

>>24934880
>what is this HZON meme
It's got a pretty solid leadership board, but there was a false rumor that it was going to target only fans. I own a little HZON but it's not getting as much traction as I expected.

Guys... SWI seems a lil oversold. Thoughts?

>>24934914
Thanks fren I'm hoping BTC breaks through this wall at 23k tonight

IF doubles, PLTR 30 start of day monday

>>24934893
it's the world we live in now, but at least I will profit from it
There's a fucking speed camera a minute away from my house now, so annoying

i also have to live in fear about red light cameras every other intersection, like fuck I swear it's more dangerous when I'm stopping suddenly on a yellow light just because I don't wanna risk a red light ticket

Big green dildo dicks on the BCRX chart in the last 15min

>>24935008
PLTR is a dead meme until mid January at best

I said that BIG CANDLES are imminent and you didn't listen Bobo

>>24935018
Chicago?

What's the point in living if I can't even afford a NIO call option 6 months out with my weekly paycheck.

>>24935026
ah a fellow BCRX chad. how do you do good sir

>>24935042
Planatur is going to rise from the dead.. again. The beginning momentum was too strong for it to just die, except they fuck up in some mayor way. Like the CEO pissing on an immigrant child

>>24934683
It never hit that price anywhere
They probably paid google to put some fake number

well that was a tiring day on the market

see you on Monday

VALE AH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24934999
I saw the OnlyFans rumor but there was no actual source
So I stayed out of it
I thought there was something else but thanks

>>24935076
nah, its been down graded again to 17 bucks.

>>24934679
+24% since I bought at the ipo

>>24934977
hey alright anon i'll give it up you got me there

>>24935118
Hedgefunds just mad they didn't get a head start and want cheaper prices
PLTR is a long term hold anyway

is it finally time to buy HYLN 2023 LEAPs?

>>24934634
TICKERS
TICKERS
TICKERS

>>24935067
no. Ontario in Cucknada, one of the provinces that Gatekeeper is expanding in for better or worse

>>24935118
You mean upgraded. CS had them at $13. That’s the biggest clown article I’ve ever seen.

>>24935064
SNIFFFF

Is having 1 Share of a stock (meme stock or not) fun?

>>24934898
who is this semen demon

CRSR theta bros what strike calls you selling for january?

>>24935180
If it's TSLA yeah

VALE bros - check out how the price of iron acted today - the current price may not have moved much, HOWEVER, the price of iron moved up huge for contracts months and months out.
Iron buyers expected the price of iron to peak and start to fall - not anymore after the news today! The price will be high for a LONG time - FANTASTIC for VALE!!

12/18/20 more news came out about ((IRON)) in case you missed it last night:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9062419/Chinas-trade-war-helping-Australia-iron-ore-prices-expected-stay-higher-longer.html
(sorry that it's dailymail)
>Extraordinary twist as China's trade war with Australia backfires with our biggest money-spinning export iron ore now set to stay at record levels for longer and earn the nation BILLIONS in extra revenue
SO
Chinese steel mills tried to complain today to Australian iron miners that the price of iron was too high. Australian miners were basically just like "oh man, that sucks" while rubbing their nipples
https://youtu.be/Wtonb-WDQrk?t=30
Why this is important:
Aussie government LOVES the high price of iron, because it's making the China trade war have zero net impact on the Australian economy - the gains that they have received from the higher price of iron are greater than the losses from coal / wine / barley! As such, Australian government basically said "iron prices are going to stay high for months, suck my dick"

This is very bullish for VALE for the price of iron to be kept up for months to come, and also very bullish for there to be even more conflict between Australia and China (more conflict = more marketshare acquired by VALE) Australia will not seek to end their conflict with China when they are making billions on IRON sales
Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/7RCHT6tZ

>>24934580
Buy LAND Anon, God ain't making more of it.

>>24935174
>That’s the biggest clown article I’ve ever seen.
How about Curt Nagel reiterating a $1.60 PT for Gamestop?

>>24935118
Yes it is getting shit on from all sides. Morgan Stanley for example downgraded it too, but I remember MS saying it is very interested in Planturi but they wanted to see if they get contracts to make profit etc. not buying on a hunch like all the retails that drove up the price. Now that exactly has happened MS should be buying but now it rains downgrades. I'm not selling and I told you a month ago this FUD will come btw. (when I took a profit from the initial runup)

>>24935165
Yes

the banks are back

What happened to NWARF today?

>>24935229
>he doesn't know about the expanding earth

>>24935180
I used to have 1 (one) share of an index fund in my portfolio just so I'd have a fun indicator on whether I'm actually outperforming the market
i eventually just sold it to buy more of what I actually want, these index funds are expensive and could be 2 or 10 more shares of another ticker. Also it's clutter on my portfolio I don't want to see

>>24935180
Only if you're poor
t. Poorfag with one share of AMD

>>24935180
I can't stand having less than 100 shares of a stock.

happy final night of Hannukah, tonight is the night where we didn't need to buy oil it was a jewish miracle.

Well this has been my worst week of all time.
I am hoping to start fresh next week. Going to make less stupid plays. Just going to invest wisely.

Sold a covered call that expired today. Anyone know when the fuckkkk I can sell the piece of shit underlying stock. I'm gonna have to wait till Monday aren't I. Robinhood also

>>24935250
probably a reverse split. im too lazy to look.

>>24935257
step it up
t.poorfag with two shares of AMD

>>24935180
I don't own a single share of a stock, I have become a degenerate gambler.

>TRUMP SIGNS BILL TARGETING CHINK COMPANIES ON NYSE
>https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-china-stocks/trump-signs-bill-that-could-kick-chinese-firms-off-u-s-stock-exchanges-idUSW1N2HQ0GB

Where's the INTC shill at? Do you still think it's heading to $70 by March?

>>24935318
B U L L I S H

>>24934969
Sometimes the witch x4 is kind.

>>24935236
Their Valuations on an AI growth stock like PLTR is the same bullshit as a valuation on TLSA (wich would be aroung 50$ btw.)

https://twitter.com/GameStop/status/1340038398921289729

>>24935308
call up the options clearing corporation (1-888-OPTIONS) and demand they release your funds immediately or else you'll never do business with them again

>>24935358
Gamestop makes like 5% margin on consoles.

>>24935333
yo this isn't good
if intel is going down now, then it won't go down much after their earnings on Jan 21
intel puts were supposed to be easy money and now I'm not sure about it if it's already under $50

maybe calls for TSM or AMD instead??

>>24934634
[TICKERS, TICKERS, TICKERS]

>>24935318
>if they have failed to comply with the U.S. Public Accounting Oversight Board’s audits for three years in a row.
So it's still nothing then.

I have made a mistake by buying SPY puts

>>24935381
Plus long term revenue sharing on Xbox digital purchases for every Xbox they sell

>>24935381
And revenue shares with every Xbox due to that MSFT deal

>>24935018
>>24934893
I think it's a camera to prevent people from passing around stopped schoolbuses, which is illegal because of the risk of hitting children when they get off the bus and cross the street.

>>24935405
sounds like a pyramid scheme

>>24935403
everyone take a look at this lil' feller

I sold TSLA at $636.

>>24935403
I guess you just set some money on fire.. been there. This is how you learn not to bet against america

>>24935425
That's because you're retarded

>>24935425
Just like the stock.

>>24935333
I'm in at 47 a share average.


If it keeps dumping I'm thinking of averaging in more.

Its not going to 70 by March but it should come back eventually.

>>24934634
GHIV
SBE
RYCEY

Microsoft designing in-house chips for servers and PCs, Bloomberg reports

lol msft copying aapl

>FED allows banks to start up share buybacks with limitations
Knew I should have bought back into DPST before close.

why the fuck are you retards always shilling either way too late or just shilling absolute trash?
I am lazy as fuck isn't their literally anyplace where I can just pretty much buy what someone else's stock is 1 to 1?
I don't want to do any research FUCK that, I would rather go to a casino and lose all my money but betting on what you guys say is a guarantee to lose my money and it is not even a chance.

>>24935478
sounds like a horrible idea

Why am I seeing someone buy multiple 120,000 share blocks on UVXY in AH?

Bros rate my portfolio:
BABA puts Jan
SPCE calls Jan
SPY calls Jan
TQQQ calls Dec 31st
VALE calls April
Also hold BCRX and ARKK

>>24935478
>more customers for TSMC
based based based

>>24935478
it seems companies just want to get away from intel

S&P futures are about to break the highs in afterhours.

>>24935422
it is, it's a stop arm violation. I'm not trying to avoid it, i just dont like it out of principle

First it was red light cameras in one interesection.. then another two within 5 minutes of my house. Ya that seems reasonable since it's a red light, but now a speed camera in my area, school bus cameras, and so on
Like please no, im already cucked enough living in canada

>>24935487
Buy HYLN and NIO anon.

You know you want to.

>>24934791
>>24934936
>animefaggots can't into technical analysis

>>24935533
Post positions or fuck off fag.

Unironically buy Blackberry, it is dipping because of earning news on Thursday but at $7 the downside is minimal compared to potential gains. BlackBerry IVY will be like Android/Apple but for cars, with AWS each car can communicate with others on the cloud. The only downside is Google will be launching their own OS for cars next year called Android Automotive but the automotive market is big enough to have more than one OS for cars.

Quad witching was canceled out by big boys getting tipped off about stimulus actually getting passed?

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>24935478
>>24935494
>>24935521
>>24935526
MSFT is switching to ARM.

miser here, what's some good software to look at lines that's cheap or free?

>>24935565
BOFA

>>24934949
$15 EOY 2021

>he doesn't own xom
I know you guys like buying microcap shit but just look at this, just look
What a fucking deal
Not only is it 50% off but it also pays an 8% dividend
>>24935502
>holding options on a leveraged product

>wheres all the christmas lights
>sorry we don't have any
Time to short walmart.

JPM 30B buyback

>>24935487
There are always idiots on this board, but this one takes the cake.

>>24935478
YOOOOOO
im holding TSM right now, why isn't it mooning

There's only two fucking choices for Microsoft.
TSM or Samsung. And only one has volume production on 5nm

Stimulus talk updates?

IM NEVER SELLING YOU HEAR ME
I WILL SELL COVERED CALLS UNTIL IM 50
I WILL HOLD MY SHARES UNTIL THEY GO TO 0
JEW. WILL. NOT. GET. MY. SHARES.

>first it was a triple top
>then it was a quadruple witching (wtf even is a 'witching')
>next it'll be a quintuple ______________

I wish SOXL would ditch intcel already

>>24935617
The only stimulus going on is Joe Biden stimulating his prostate.

>24935487 (You)
>There are always idiots on this board, but this one takes the cake.

>>24935617

>>24935587
cool chart bro here's mine

Comfiest stock to hold?
For me, its NTDOY.

>>24935654
So.....I take it that the stimulus has passed if Sleep Joe is happy ?

>>24935683
Did you bother during the Wii U era?

where my EMAN chads at?

>>24935396
>being a degenerate options gambler
You should've expected this news
>>24935466
>Its not going to 70 by March but it should come back eventually.
Why? They aren't even capable of designing and manufacturing a 7nm chip. They're legitimately years behind the competition
>>24935494
>sounds like a horrible idea
t. INTCel

>>24935603
>why isn't it mooning
Because they're already booked up for like four years with high quality clients

....oo?

>>24935487
what?

All the redditors holding TSLA through this weekend are going to shit their pants come Monday morning.

>>24935551
Sadly can't.

I don't own any calls or share on HYLN or NIO...because I'm a poorfag. Was planning on buying NIO calls....will have to wait until next week.

>>24935557
Mr. Quack, I feel you....

Alert:

BLM attacks white girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkfYAMM3EjE

>>24935680
Does it yield 8% with a 1.04 beta?

Up $40k this week, a 20% gain. Not bad at all. Would be a lot better if ARK wasn't so flat lately. Only bombed on one option.

>>24935650
honestly the biggest reason i don't touch SOXX, never mind companies like MU, while great fundamentally, are too cyclical and prone to fluctuating demand

>>24935440
I sold my TSLA shares at 640 a few days ago because I thought I would catch a better deal later on between 500 and 600. And I don't give a shit what anyone says, but no one predicted TSLAs shares shooting up to 695 at the end of the day besides the S&P 500.

A lot of people on Webull's comments were upset that they couldnt sell their calls right before the end of close today when it hit 695.

>>24935658
>wojackposter can't even reply correctly

>>24935560
As I said, copying Apple.

>>24935761
it has 140% short interest and regularly spikes 10% on no news, enjoy your boomer oil

>>24935739
Yes that is also what the shill who said that AMRS would go up last night said as well.
Do the world a favor and please commit what your pic referenced Nigger.

>>24935712
Nope. I first bought them in 2017.
Nintendoland or whatever its called will print them more money.

>>24935531
Speeding traps are definitely annoying, especially when there's a sudden drop in speed limit that isn't clearly posted. I could live with cameras on school buses if it weren't for all the other nonsense.

>>24935739
>BLM attacks white girl
Never relax

>NKE and bank after hours
BLOOD GREEN MONDAY

I need memelines
I don't care what stock just give me memelines

>>24935718
>You should've expected this news
no, i expected Jan earnings for Intel would be shit so I could gamble some INTC puts. Probably some disappointing news about their nodes AND still not trying to outsource to TSM

this came out of nowhere. Too bad it only made TSM turn green and not actually moon

>>24935771
Could be worse. I sold mine during the early September dump thinking that was the bubble popping.
Eh. Live and learn.

>>24935557

>>24935396
I have no context for INTC and such but I appreciate your dipshitted, gunslinging options gambling style of typing, it reminds me of my addictive personality.

>>24935723
>Because they're already booked up for like four years
I thought it was only up to mid 2021, man im behind on my TSM news

guess Intel doesn't actually have any chance outsourcing to TSM if they haven't attempted at all yet

Okay, banks will continue the tens of billions in buybacks now so prepare for bull run

>>24935739
If you don't close your old positions and go into what you're shilling then you don't really believe in it. Or do you not even have ANY stocks right now?

>>24935809

>>24935784
I will enjoy my easy 100% appreciation and income along the way with modest risk thanks
This general becomes more and more reddit wallstreetbets every day B

>>24935848
we're back boyz

intc bagholders stay strong. all this bad news bodes well for the future. remember mobileye, remember who they bought it from. all of this was orchestrated far in advance. the light at the end of the tunnel is coming, iykyk.

>>24935794
next there will be cameras for parking violations, that's one of the things Gatekeeper is going for, all these ticket revenue that could be automated
irrc, the school bus violations are already in the millions annually in north america

I might profit from Gatekeeper, but at what cost

>>24935487
>>24935658
I realize that your parents told you that you are a very intelligent special little boy (Narcissist parents often to that to cloak the fact that their kid is way uglier than expected) but you should consider that if you don't understand or agree with something it is not always the others that are retarded it is much more likely that it is you or you wouldn't have to question it.

>>24935718
Because they have a P/E ratio of 9.
Make billions of profits a year and pay a dividend

They cut the dividend. Dump all their capital into R&D and they will be fine.

AMD couldn't make a usable CPU for like 5 or so years and look at them today.

Intel is behind because they became complacent because no one could compete.

In 4 or 5 years we will be saying how shitty AMD is and how only Intel designs good chips.

Its a back and forth. Has been for 30 years.

>>24935861
Exxon faces worse secular tailwinds than Gamestop with significantly less upside, but you're buying it anyways because "muh divvies".

>>24934580
If I just buy arkk and moon every week will I get rich?

>>24935809
>>24935854
sorry that was actually the other day here is the 5 year one

>>24935861
>he doesnt realize XOM is either a zombie company that wont regain its lost ground due to taking on massive debt to pay its dividend OR a ticking timebomb for a flash crash it they finally wise up and drop their dividend to stimulate growth
either way, the time to buy is not now, it’s either after they drop their divvy, or never

I’m the anon with the BAC calls who told you that buybacks were inevitable. You’re welcome.

Anyone thinking of picking up any SWI? Where's the bottom

Down $170 for the day
Up $30 After-Hours

Solarwinds is the biggest infiltration of all time. This shit was lobbied hardcore for widespread adoption, but I haven't found out yet who it was who did so. Any schizo do the research already?

calls for IHAK and other cyber security ETFs are up 20,000% already. My order didn't go through before markets closed. Rather exciting, this shit is going to be huge. Buying 200 shares of Telos at market open on Monday, 100 shares IHAK, CIBR, $1k on Feb calls for all 3. Any others you are looking into?

Wondering what security solution the state is going to roll out after amping up the fear factor over the next couple weeks. Whatever it is it'll be the answer to all our fears and lead the way to daddy biden showing up with the stimulus bill. Jesus how hard is it to train a population? Sit, rollover, listen, here have a treat.

>TSM goes to green because of MSFT news
>AMD goes to red because of it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn

>>24935933
I have XOM calls (47.5 strike, exp 1/15). I’m going to be ITM by Christmas. Fuck you.

>>24935893
headwinds*

Gaming is growing and Gamestop is pivoting. Governments are not trying to ban Gamestop's primary product. Investing in oil instead of Gamestop is gambling on the wrong turnaround.

>>24935952
biometric authentication on a massive scale

it turns out the pandemic didnt impact banks at all

>>24935809

WITCH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKbEQFeNKnA

>>24935956
Is there a way to see the exercise rate on CC that finish ITM?

Cuz I wanna know why I still have my shares.

>>24935991
What if the real pandemic was the friends we made along the way?

>>24935956
You should roll those to april immediately unless you want to get fucked by theta. But the very fact that you dont know that makes me suspect you dont know what youre doing anyway. Just sell before they announce theyre dropping their dividend!

>>24935848
>Okay, banks will continue the tens of billions in buybacks now so prepare for bull run
source?

>>24935893
I'm buying it because it's priced like it's 2004
Cue up all the amateur analysis to shit on it and convince me to buy some $30MM nothing company instead

>>24935787
But seriously, buy NIO calls.

On January 8th, you'll understand.

>>24935849
I'm keeping old positions, because they will likely go higher. Things like RIOT, MARA, PLTR & PSTH+.

As much as I like to buy NIO calls, I like to buy them a little longer out (6 months or so). Weekly call options are a bit too risky for my blood. I like to be comfy.

>>24935487
If this is not pasta or a meme, then I will actually be nice enough to answer for you: do your own research in stocks before you do any trading or investing. If that is too much work for you, then you do not deserve to get rich.

AND if you think a casino is more of a guaranteed return than stocks, then I do not think you will find any further comfort in hanging around this board. Here is your (you).

How’s a good way to make stock money when I work everyday, during hours?

>>24936009
the real pandemic was btfo-ing restaurants and movie theaters lol

>>24936015

>>24936015
google.com

>>24936015
This is really helpful for the bulls even if stimulus doesn't get done this weekend:
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fed-loosens-restrictions-on-big-bank-stock-buybacks-11608327204?mod=home-page

>>24936018
In 2004, Hummers were cool, gas was cheap, and hippies were protesting the Iraq war. It's not 2004 anymore, old man.

>>24936033
Trade when you should be waging then sneak your waging in after hours or on the weekends. That's totally not what I do.

>>24936068
>16 strike
>January, not February

>>24935889
>Because they have a P/E ratio of 9.
>P/E ratio
lol come on
a P/E ratio of 9 just makes it a value trap when you consider their growth is fucked, not just stagnant but potentially negative growth

tell me what you think of Intel's """roadmap""".
What the fuck do you think Intel is going to do in 4 or 5 years? Everything in semiconductors are forecasted years ahead, you don't just magically do a turnaround overnight, especially not with Swan as the CEO.
It takes time to build out new fabs, it takes time to change your designs

Intel was fucked the moment they decided not to switch to EUVL in 2016. Their insistence on sticking to immersion lithography has fucked them and now it's too late to try and adapt. They're fucking doubling down on it instead like the retard Swan is.
What the hell do you mean "dump all their capital into R&D"?? Spoken like a boomer who doesn't actually understand semiconductors at all. The lithography process they use has serious fundamental issues with sub-10nm which is why both TSM and Samsung have long moved on to EUVL

>>24936068
Thank you for making me at least feel better about not losing thousands kek.

INTCels are the lowest of the low.

>>24936051
Let me guess.

Canadian banks can't do this.


Fuck myself I hate being a Canadian I WANT OUT.

td.to holder btw

>>24936042
And airlines
and tourism-based economies

>>24936068
hahahaha you are even more retarded than i assumed based on you trying to emulate clf shill

>>24936106
Plz babeejirl, don't say that i promise line will up soon plz stay show feet

>>24935991
No shit. They essentially got bailed out by the Fed buying their bonds and debt.

>>24936033
I'm in the same position.

I invest 25-50% of my paycheck into a ROTH IRA.

Spend that on Call options on companies I trust or from people on Youtube I trust (Stock Moe is one of them). Longer out calls, 6 months, 1 year or even 2).

I don't daytrade, because I don't have enough time for that crap.

Just like to put in money and watch in grow without barely any supervision.

Put in stop losses just in case of a market crash and there you go.

>>24936106
100% agree

>>24935889
If Intel cuts the dividend, fires the diversity and dumps it all into R&D, I would buy it. But they haven't done that and they've done nothing toward doing that.

>>24936100
Ok retard.

AMD was literally making bulldozer 3 years ago


Enjoy being a retard I guess.

>>24936068
And THIS is why I don't touch options.

>>24936116

Went all in on SPY puts for 8k expiring Dec 31. Looks like it’s back to the cage for me

>>24936175
No ones this retarded

Bros, how to pick sneedful stocks?

https://youtu.be/VMuEis3byY4
based Cramer 14 years ago

>>24936082
Smart anon is right.

XOM is shit. If you're going oil, buy the top dog (Chevron).

or better

Buy Battery mining stocks like Vale, SQM or ALB.

LIT is an ETF for this.

>>24936151
>Enjoy being a retard I guess.
right back at you fucking dumbass
You're talking about AMD out of nowhere when the comparison I'm making is Intel vs TSM vs Samsung

AMD is a fucking fabless chipmaker

>>24936175
>>24934871
>>24935403

Seriously is this a fucking meme at this point?
I see this in every fucking thread every day, what the fuck? Why the fuck are all you people buying SPY puts if you all keep losing? It's absolutely non stop.

oh fuck I had an order for a CARA option that didn't fill. this has nevered happened does robinhood refund you the money or do they keep it?

>>24936224
>Why the fuck are all you people buying SPY puts if you all keep losing?
Probably want to bet on America instead of capital flowing into paper certificates
Dumb, naive fools.

>>24936214
AMD getting in on the snack market? UTZ may have a competitor...

>>24936214
Enjoy your inevitable Chinese invasion btw.

See you in 4 years when intel is releasing the best chips being built with their own production buildings in the U.S.

RYCEY- Everyone looks for the quick buck and in so doing mostly ends up fucking themselves outta profit or worse they lose their investment capital. Look at the long game instead. RYCEY is kinda like GE; many hands in different bis lines. Aviation is merely one of a lot. Look at GE's stock recently. A lot of people wrote GE off. Those who bought and held are laughing all the way to the bank. Just two things cast a cloud over RYCEY; Brexit and Covid. That's why it hasn't rebounded yet. Both things will be history soon. Covid will get stamped out with each cure shot. Brexit, the deal will happen soon. Hell Covid is worse. Least with brexit they had time to prepare for it. Its not like "well shit this trade deal is gonna hurt us" just fell into being overnight you know.

Intel is a horribly mismanaged company and x86 is slowly dying because Intel has intentionaly bloated the architecture over the decades. The fact that AMD is beating them at their own game despite how convoluted x86 is shows just how terrible Intel is.

>>24936172
>gloating this hard over options expiring in a month
the fact that you havent rolled them just further substantiates my claim

>>24936249
UTZ strong
UTZ not lose

>>24936278

>VALE

WTF WAS THAT

VALE BROS WTF

>>24936274
x86 deserves to die though honestly.
>t. RISC shill

>/biz/
/biz/
>/biz/
/biz/
FUCKING READ THIS.
THERE'S NO WAY OUT
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1340048227735916547
>... signs a bill restricting Chinese companies from listing their shares on US exchanges
AND IT'S FUCKING REAL
BEAR FLAG, NO JOKE

>>24936214
Intel has shitty 10nm fabs and 7nm is no where in sight. Thats why they keep pumping out 14nm chips which need a mini nuclear power plant to go past 5GHz.

>>24936251
1. If you're so bullish on WW3 you want RTX and LMT, not Intel.
2. TSMC is building a fab in Arizona.

>VALE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24936082
>thematic investing
Willing to bet actual money you are older than I am

>>24936293
Again, is this supposed to impress me?

IMAGINE INVESTING IN BRAZIL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>KO
Can someone tell me what happened EOM?
Everything droppend and basically flatlined until the final minutes leading into AH.
Was there some sort of announcement or is it FED again?

>>24936187
wheres the sneedful gambit guy, he'll give you the run down

>>24936251
kek, ok so you've basically proven to me you don't actually have any idea about semiconductors if you can't actually say anything about the fundamentals on Intel
TSM has geopolitics risk, but what does that have to do with Intel? The US still isn't going to go to Intel for vital semiconductors
Why do you think the US subsidized the TSM foundry in Arizona instead of relying on Intel?

You still haven't told me why Intel is going to make a comeback besides wishful thinking that Intel can just dump money into R&D and hope for the best
Do you actually know what news would show Intel is actually making a turnaround?

>>24936251
>See you in 4 years when intel is releasing the best chips being built with their own production buildings in the U.S.
kek
INTC is going to *maybe* have 7nm mastered by 2024
meanwhile, TSM / AMD will be producing 3nm, having already moved on from 5nm
INTC is so far behind it's not even funny anymore

JPM chads where we at

>>24936339
?

>>24936315
Good, fuck the communists.

>>24936338
This is highly unlikely

>>24935889
>Because they have a P/E ratio of 9.
That's because everyone understands how shit Intel is now
>Make billions of profits a year and pay a dividend
You would have a point if they weren't losing market share. Also nobody cares about their shitty dividend
>Dump all their capital into R&D and they will be fine.
That takes years and billions in investments. There's absolutely zero (positive) short term catalysts for INTC
>AMD couldn't make a usable CPU for like 5 or so years and look at them today.
AMD is a completely different company now
>In 4 or 5 years we will be saying how shitty AMD is and how only Intel designs good chips.
You're going to bag hold for 4-5 years based on assumptions? Just ask /x/ for investment advice lel

>>24936310
True.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4vWiSaXQmqM

>>24936286
All the cool kids eat pea crisps.

Personal Favorite.

>>24936269
Adding it to watch list. I have to agree with all your points.

fuck i knew i shouldve bought the dip before shoveling snow. at least i didnt sell

Will SPY touch $374 on Monday?

>>24935977
>"The global biometrics market is fragmented. ASSA ABLOY AB, Aware Inc., Cognitec Systems GmbH, Fujitsu Ltd., IDEMIA France SAS, M2SYS Technology, NEC Corp., Qualcomm Inc., secunet Security Networks AG, and Thales Group. are some of the major market participants"
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/biometrics-market-government-initiatives-implementing-003000593.html?.tsrc=fin-srch

IRIS seems to be a good bet for government adoption. Anyone have a good starting point for this? Don't feel like buying a market report yet.

>>24936224
I bought $200 in SPY puts in case stimulus fails this weekend

VALE may be dipping after hours, but my calls are still in the money.

PLEASE tell me you guys didnt trust the VALE shill

>>24936363
even if Taiwan gets nuked, Samsung is on its way to 3nm so Intel still gets fucked
(I still doubt whether Samsung would have decent yields on 3nm never mind 5nm, but still better than the nothing Intel has)

I still have no idea why Intel has not bothered to switch to EUVL the past 3 years. Was Murthy just that retarded? Can't really blame Swan since he doesn't have an engineering background, but Murthy should have known (while he was on Intel)

>>24936296
>>24936308
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>24936315
b a s e d
a
s
e
d

WHEN THE FUCK WILL MY TSLA PUTS PRINT??

>>24936360
AMD will never recover from bulldozer. It's impossible to innovate in the CPU realm after you fall behind.

Why does /smg/ sometimes pick the most retarded turboboomer hills to die on?
>INTEL, EXXON, CLEAVELAND CLIFFS
>THE REAL AMERICAN ECONOMY, I DON'T WANT ANY OF THOSE TAIWANESE CHIPS OR ELECTRIC CARS
>WOAH NELLY DON'T GROW TOO FAST NOW, I JUST WANT THAT SWEET 8% DIVIDEND, NOT TOO SLOW NOT TOO FAST
>*CRACKS, SIPS*

>>24936416
Holy VALE crash
What the fuck

>>24936339
OPTIchad

*inhale*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24936446
Moreover, why do boomers get MORE conservative with their money as they get older? Shouldn't they be blowing it all before they die?

>>24936423
>why Intel has not bothered to switch to EUVL the past 3 years
straight from the whorses mouth:
>Over the past decade, Intel has reached full representation in its U.S. workforce for women and underrepresented minorities, two years ahead of schedule. In addition, we’ve achieved global gender pay equity and continued to maintain race/ethnicity pay equity in the U.S., over the past three years. We’ve also met our goal to increase annual spending with diverse suppliers to $1 billion and reached 5 million women through our technology empowerment programs.

We’ll see you Monday Vale bros.

>buying Brazilian huehue shit
Deserved, valefags

>>24936444
Nobody is saying Intel CAN'T come back. We're saying Intel has given us no reason to believe in a comeback. You listed some things they COULD do (cut the dividend, fire the women and darkies, plough billions into research) but they HAVEN'T done these things

>>24936339
>Again, is this supposed to impress me?
And that should impress us? Here I am with 1 week of swing trading CLF / UUUU options and making $32k profit out of it
>>24934580

>>24935725
>hedgeeye

>>24936446
I thought we hate INTC because they went full woke and like AMD and TSM

>all these retards spazing about their meme stocks
Meanwhile my Jewish bank stocks like JPM and GS will continue to buy shares and return capital to investors. Must suck to not be invested in real companies.

>>24936487
>>24936293
>And that should impress us? Here I am with 1 week of swing trading CLF / UUUU options and making $32k profit out of it
Sorry, wrong link:
>>24934687

>>24936444
dude you are so retarded
Im not even talking about AMD at all

I'm talking about the fundamental problems with Intel itself. Even with AMD out of the question, AAPL and MSFT can produce their own designed chips with the foundries from TSM and Samsung which are years ahead of Intel now

>>24936451
You're actually crying about a 2% AH dip, just wait for Monday fren.

>>24936315
would that make any options sold worthless?

VALE
https://pleno.news/brasil/cidades/vale-confirma-novo-deslizamento-na-mina-do-corrego-do-feijao-em-brumadinho.html
"Vale confirms new landslide at the Córrego do Feijão mine in Brumadinho"
"This time, the landmass hit at least one excavator operator who worked on the site, Vale said in a statement."
"Teams are at the accident site mobilized to rescue the worker who was operating a backhoe"

It's obviously not good news for us VALE bros, but I think it's a nothing burger
it's not going to impact production, and it's literally 1 person who was caught in the landslide

>>24936503
that's correct, I don't have the image to hand but a few years ago they cut $300M from research and put $300M into "diversity programs" in the same month. Most obvious sell signal in history (other than February).

Market hours are very important guys.

>>24936436
>b a s e d
>a
>s
>e
>d
based anon posting based clownpiece

Trump administration is purposefully holding back the Pfizer vaccine so that Moderna will take priority. Hope you faggots took your positions already.

>>24936529
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
>buy CLF

>>24936529
fucking huehues get it together you live in a fuckign rainforst right you should know how to deal with this shit fug

OPTI $1 EOY

bought another 100 ghiv shares

>>24936529
vale seems to have a major accident every year lol

>>24936568
more like $2. how much are you in

>>24936568
based
shareholder zoom meeting dec 29th

>>24936446
When you start having money you don't want to lose it and are less inclined to blow half your portfolio on any random biotech with one drug candidate and five employees.

>>24936521
>Would hodling a stock getting delisted make the value go up or down?
I said bear flag because I believe things are going to shit the bed. Get out of your chink positions if your chink stock is getting removed from the US exchanges. That includes options.
Get out now, or later when you'll have to shill your bags to normalfags who don't know any better.

>>24936611
mmedf is worth this feel

>>24936473
I know someone who works there as an MBA project manager, and she's a woman. Very slightly made me go bearish on Intel. They also fired a really smart guy who they poached from AMD who went back to AMD back when it was trading at $2.

>>24936487
I wasnt trying to impress anyone retard, it took three clf posts before i posted earnings to match him

>>24936611
Exxon is not a safe long term investment. A literal REIT would be better. If you're really a Boomer in wealth preservation mode you should be in gold, bonds, and market funds, with a small bitcoin hedge.

>>24936553
I thought they were all in on regeneron?

>>24936529
IF ITS A NOTHINGBURGER WHY IS IT DOWN 5% AFTER HOURS IM FUCKING FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck it i bought another 100

>>24936467
Cuz the goal of living is to die owning the most

and also destroying any social investment made by the previous generation, so you'd better own a lot if you don't wanna die at 60 from entirely preventable shit

>>24936529
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THESE APRIL 20C CALLS

>>24936529
Is he dead?

>>24936636
It’s time to stop

>>24936663
Ch-cheapies on Monday right?

>>24936663
It's the same location as where the dam burst in 2015, so imo, people are panicking that it's a disaster just like before - there is very little information out right now, so people are panic selling
It was just 1 operator working a backhoe caught in the landslide, which implies (to me) that it wasn't a huge disaster / didn't impact a large area or the mines whatsoever

How would you characterize this chart?

>>24936529
using this and the drop in VALE's chart you could figure out exactly how much the diggy boi cost

>>24934871
Should've done spreads or buy puts on a longer time frame.

Just bought one share of clf with my remaining couple of dollars after the AMRS fiasco.
To the MOON

>>24936693
The backhoe operator?
Probably not, he's likely trapped under soil though - they have a huge team there right now to dig him out

>>24936663
I like to dedicate this song to your Vale position.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>24936387
Not IRIS. I mean AWRE.

>The company's software products are used in government and commercial biometrics systems to identify or authenticate people. It sells its biometrics software products and services through systems integrators, OEMs, value added resellers, and directly to end user customers.

>>24936697
Kill yourself you pathetic namefag bootlicker

>>24936636
>I wasnt trying to impress anyone retard, it took three clf posts before i posted earnings to match him
I appreciate that, but my point is these aren't apples to apples comparisons. My CLF options yielded 30-50% returns with just a week of holding. CLF is a solid play but you have to play it right and use projections and math for your options.

>be backhoe operator
>get hit with landslide
>your final thought is that the bears just shorted your company's stock

>>24936654
Still pretending btc is a market inverse asset ahhh
I already said itt I wasn't a boomer I'm just not playing with a $2,000 or whatever portfolio.

>>24936757
I agree, which is why i didnt say anything negative about CLF at any point, my only point is that this newfag namefag clf pleb is a fucking retard. And he is

>>24936749
lol bootlicker?

>>24936630
Brain drain. The parallels between IBM (where i worked for 6 years) and Intel are insane. "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM!" is the same boomer shit keeping Intel afloat today.

>>24936780
>your final thought is that your weekly calls are going to be worthless and you are dead

>>24936791
No, Bitcoin just has asymmetric upside. I suggested it's inclusion because a portfolio of nothing but broad market funds , gold and bonds will go up at a fucking snail pace. Bitcoin will be worth six digits or zero in five years. You could put any speculative asset in that slot.

I do notice you've now completely given up on defending your retarded oil xombie.

>>24936068
Hey friend, there will be a CLF swing up to over $14.30 next week. Sell your $16 calls to a FOMO and then wait for the dip and buy something more realistic like $15 calls.

>>24936838
>I do notice you've now completely given up on defending your retarded oil xombie.

>Xombie

Based ;).

>>24936893
That’s the plan my man. All hope is not lost. Appreciate the heads up.

>>24936915
Someone bake a new fucking thread. I’m on the bus home and hate you slow ass niggers.

sneeds feed and seed

>>24936859
>>24936859
>>24936859
>>24936859
>>24936859

UTZ $25 next week

>>24936626
no i mean if you sell options will you get fucked or does the buyer get fucked

>>24936568
Oh god if only, I'm in for 50k shares

>>24936484
He's obviously bagholding a huge amount INTC shares. There's no point in trying to convince that anon.

>>24936657
REgeneron is a prestige treatment, Moderna is for the proles

>>24936594
6500 at .0415