/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24928469
learn to code

english degree, uses myers-briggs and then posts IQ. You're slightly above normal IQ at most. Prolly thinks you're quiet but smarter than everyone in the room. learn to code. coming from a bio patent attorney.

>>24928560
I'm basically OP but probably 145 when I'm on adderall. Why learn to code? Wtf?

>>24928597
>most in demand skill for majority of high paying jobs in any country
>why learn it
tough one

>>24928469

haircomb claimer
retire after a week

>>24928560
Don't listen to this fag.

If you're 80% of what you claim you are go to law school, work in big law for 2 years, find a comfy position. You also don't need to be smart be a lawyer, you just need to have a decent memory, attention to detail, and know how to slave around.

>>24928469
You should sell used cars. You seem to have the perfect personality for that.

>>24928769
I've considered taking up a completely new field, but I'm so fucking done being a student. I want to sink my teeth into the real world.

>136 iq
>ba in english
Pick one OP

>>24928469
you sound like a normie retard who enjoys talking to people so just do sales. i work at a medical device company, our sales retards make like $150k a year total compensation.

>>24928798
Learn to code, get more schooling, learn a trade, or try to apply to a company retard. You have nothing to leverage but your shit BA and 'being sociable' and 'super smart' (trust me bro) you dumb faggot, what do you think you're going to get? Maybe you should of hustled to do something after your meme BA instead of bartending

>>24928560
136 puts you well into the 99th percentile. MENSA territory. Degrading intelligence makes you look jealous, anon.

>>24928843
Different order. I got my BA just recently.

>Tech
This is the only correct answer if I could do it all over again. The salaries are ridiculous. You can be a literal retard and make $200k. If you're a gunner and get into FAANG, you will be touching 7 figures within a decade. That or start your own business

>>24928851
Its actually 98,96% or so last I checked, but still /comfy/. Possible I snorted a few points away in the past few years though. 136 was a decade ago.

>>24928890
I do have a job application running as a Recruiter for an IT company. That might be the best way in, because they allow for a lot of internal training.

>>24928870
How old are you? You went to school in your mid 20s for a BA in English?

>>24928928
No this degree took me a fucking long time because of military-grade ADD and a couple of years of drug addiction. Had to go to therapy to get rid of my under-achiever mentality.

>>24928469

Unironically do a coding bootcamp that has a graduation income average of 120k+, and once you get the job dominate as the rare non-aspie that can easily wiggle your way into upper management.

t. Dude who did exactly this and now makes mid 6 fig

>>24929394
It does look like a lot of the signs are pointing towards me having to do this. I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider it before or that it hasn't been offered. Thanks anon!

>>24929394
Curious about people who do this. I've heard that people don't take people that graduate from coding bootcamp seriously, and that if you don't have a BA with the cert it's shit. What did you learn? Did you really find a great job from 3 month program? Seems wild to me.

>>24929476
there are so many people who take those bootcamps, a lot of them already having a STEM BA
I wonder if it's become a dead end

>>24929476
I work at a tech startup, and I know a few of our best engineers only started coding at bootcamps. I think they all had one entry-level programming job before coming here, but they have all risen through the ranks to be team leads.

I think someone who takes the initiative to attend a bootcamp and take it seriously will look good in an interview. You probably won't get a job at a cutting-edge tech company fresh out of the bootcamp but you will get a job if you learn your shit, and if you do good at that job you can get your next job at a tech company.

>>24929394
this would be a good idea like 2-3 years ago. it's different today. there are high end bootcamps (hack reactor, etc.) that have prerequisites and high quality instruction and serious industry connections for post-boot camp jobs, but most aren't like this. most are a waste of money, i think.

t. teaching myself to code rather than paying some jew bootcamp $15k for the same end result

>>24929694
I'm not in the industry and not looking to get into it, but I was just curious. What language did you learn? I should tell my friend to this

>>24929736
The problem with that is the industry connections matter. It's like going to a good college or a state school - you could get similar education, but the resources a good college has, even with a libarts degree, is enormous

>>24928469
>136 IQ
top kek anon. People with IQs over 115 dont get meme degrees and work as bartenders

>am an ENTP with 136 IQ

Bartending is a based job. Pays cash usually and you can avoid reporting most of it to the IRS if you aren't retarded. Bartenders pull in around 80k if they live in a major city. Only issue is most bartenders are drug addicts / alcoholics that's why they are always poor.

Lean javascript
>Surely kek and my /biz/ bros will help me in my orientation?
Sure, you are gay

>>24928530
why, coding will soon be automated

you know what I always find funny? it's a known fact that people on here are retarded. then you get these threads, where the op states he has a well above average iq, and he asks for advice about something, from known retards!

>>24928469
Stack some API3 and become a full time NEET.

Come back in a year or two and buy chick related with your gains.

>>24930168
I started out as a Java developer in 2014, but I learned Python while working on my own projects, and this earned me a better job that kicked my career into a better place.

I'm no longer a codemonkey thankfully. If I were going to recommend a stack to learn for an aspiring youngster, it would be:
.Net
Python
SQL
a noSQL database like DynamoDB
Javascript

You seem like the perfect fit for realtor. Psychopaths with an emphasis on vanity and status do really well in the business. You can even slut yourself out to seal the deal and lock in those commissions.

>>24931465
>.Net and Java
pajeet detected

>>24931721
This is retarded, would a pajeet post a picture of shaw?