/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Imagine not getting in on TSLA
Lool

GME LETS GOOOOO

today is another qoom day

i sold btc at the top

now im back

You bought the GME dip at 12.50, right anon?

Amrs bros? Uhhhh

Good morning, I love CUNNY.

Bought back my covered calls on MARA on a 40% discount. Thanks for the premium.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24924285
No baka, wait until it hits $4.

>analyst says PLTR is bad
>it’s slowly crawling back to green

>>24924285
Bought on the Microsoft pump at $11. This is the third wave I've rode up without selling.

MARA Puts bro, is it too late?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH AMRS?????

Wewwww im up 5 Thousand in 10 minutes

>>24924313
You're only supposed to fud GME on red days
>>24924319
Based, same here

wtf WKHS only has a marketcap of 2.5 billion, they can easily x10 with the USPS contract and get production going with their partnership with RIDE. Also they own 10% in RIDE who are expected to deliver the trucks later in 2021.

>>24924245
COLORADO ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGHHHH

>>24924245
Good morning ARKK bros

>tsla to s and p today
>biden probably got the coof
>not clear if stimulus is happening or not

Imagine not selling and just waiting to see what happens. Oof.

How do we invest in the rigged machines the democrats will undoubtedly force into every state to keep rigging elections?

the one fucking time i buy options spy fucking drills. options are so fucking gay, fuck this market.

>pull out of VIRI making only a single dollar.
>goes to sub-$13 immediately after

Sorry bagholders, I call the shots

>>24924333
shillbro from yesterday was right holy fuck

SUBWAY
U
B
W
A
Y

>>24924285
I bought at 13.70

BCRX do something >:(

GGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24924315
imagine selling the next TSLA

Who the fuck said it was a good idea to buy at close
MARAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK.....THE VIXXXXXXXXXXXXX

What are some low risk high reward stocks and options?

>>24924285
Yep, picked up a hot 5 shares

>imagine not buying upst

>>24924370
Buy RGLS.
They just had a huge private placement. Partnership announcement at JPM health conference.

>>24924344
>biden probably got the coof
Wait, is this true? What happened?

>>24924358
WHAT DID HE SAY???

>>24924370
need to wait for Japan approval before more action. Then double digies

MARA back at 8.80.

ATTENTION

TSLA HOLDERS ARE RETARD FAGGOTS

TSLA HOLDERS ARE RETARD FAGGOTS

THAT IS ALL

I got the AMRS calls. Lets pump it!

>>24924361
wrong boomer

>>24924354
buy GHIV
hold until the meeting at the end of january
???
PROFIT

>mfw boss is in three week quarantine for covid and doesnt have to work

Time to start licking doorknobs boys

>lockdown except essential businesses
>businesses that violate lockdown fines $15000, $1000/day
>increase minimum wage for essential businesses

Why is New York so retarded?

>>24924408
Oh shit, AMRS sell signal

>>24924352
>mfw I live across the street from dominion headquarters
>mfw they share the same floor with a soros backed company
>mfw I went in to take pics for anons and they removed their company name anywhere it was posted before the election

>>24924407
Post your short position, LMAO

AI + 1,9% :P

>>24924334
GME will hit rock bottom. Trannypunk 2077 proved this. The gap between consoles and PC is exponential despite both using x86 architecture. Online game purchases are the future.

>>24924430

POST YOUR GAPING ASSHOLE YOU TESLA FAGGOT

>>24924409
You would think that wouldn't you

>>24924245
>ABNB

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24924400
shillbro just kept saying 'you need to buy its no longer a pnd it's gonna moon'

>>24924446
fuck...
i only have 1 JAN 25C...

Haha retarded PLTR fags you should have bought AI.

>>24924433
whoa whoa checked
And I guess literally anything can happen because it's GME, so we'll see how it turns out, still never selling tho

>>24924420
Oh wow thats a very nice wall of masks I hope its in a museum one day right next to the Holocaust exhibit.

>>24924450
Fuckin A.

>>24924449
idk what people are thinking paying that much for abnb

>>24924325
No friend it's going back to $1 like it always does. Zoom out, friend.

>>24924433
>>24924477

77s beat 33! Game set match!
GME goes to 100 by April

>>24924433
You are out of your mind if you think developers are going to give up consoles without a fight to the death. It's about all the money baby, not some of it.

>>24924466
Sorry, I don't understand your Yankee speak, CFD's only please

>>24924493

WE LIVE IN RETARD WORLD WHERE PEOPLE ARE FINE WITH BUYING 2000 P/E TESLA STOCK

G-GUYS?

>US - PENTAGON HEAD HALTS COOPERATION WITH THE U.S PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN TEAM: AXIOS

Tfw bought PLTR at 28.80

>>24924476
You'll still never be a woman.

>>24924407
jesus fuck, i hate nublizzard

>>24924398
His close aid tested positive, so Biden likely has the coof based on proximity.

>>24924493
I bought the bottom from the first IPO Doomp

>>24924511
sauce, and checked

>>24924514
damn you saw right threw me didn't you

You must vibrate on a higher plane over this weekend or NGMI

Zuck dumped shares of shitbook
Who’s ready for Monday
Oil is over valued nothing has changed as these faghot raising prices

>>24924477
>And I guess literally anything can happen because it's GME
Wow. Sevens are the most powerful repeating digit. I guess you're right Anon.

SPYCEY RYCEY bro checking in! How are my bagholding brothers doing this fine morning?

that CRSR 40 dollar sell wall is massive, CMONNNNNN

>>24924407
>Interrupting a black lives matter in game protest

>>24924499
Can i get a strike and date?

>GME
>no news at all
I'm selling while I can

I have 200 dollars and a dream what the FUCK should I buy

>>24924424
I hope this ugly gook gets shot in minecraft when this is over.

>>24924509
my buddy owns 10k of tesla, in robinhood, and didnt know what a stock ticker was

https://stocktwits.com/FloydMayweather

Yo it's Floyd. Invest in CLF and follow my StockTwitter

I didn’t sell tesla to test the strategy of “always do the opposite of what /smg/ says to do.... I think i did the right thing

>>24924507
prithee! yonder! forsooth have entered into contracte for the purchase of 100 shares at a price of $25, effective until the first month of our dear lord and two fortnites (tm)

>>24924549
I never played WoW, but thats so fucking ridiculous

I bought MARA, what am I in for?

>>24924511
things are gonna get good this weekend

OPTI video meeting in 10 minutes

>>24924544
why are the books closed on RYCEY? This is the 2nd time seeing this

>>24924501
Go back to stocktwits faggot.

>>24924566
XRP

>>24924573

>nigger

Dubs decide what stonk I replace ABNB with once I sell

>>24924584
That’s how I got my RuneScape account deleted
Myself & dozens of others interrupted an official in-game LGBT parade

>>24924566
a mc chicken with extra sauce

>>24924315
NEVER FUCKING SELLING

>>24924585
Holding for a year or two, modest profit.

>>24924566
>>24924596

>>24924585
Crabbing, bitcoin ain't really moving like it was earlier in the week.

The time has come, buy UUUU calls.

>>24924618
NIO

>>24924618
CREG

>>24924407
>bruce

Based australia

>>24924573
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if USD took a shit and Mayweather became poor by having lots of cash?

>>24924618
NXTD

>>24924570

TESLA IS THE SHINING EXAMPLE OF EVERYTHING WRONG WITH OUR MARKET TODAY

Telos = Deep State

>>24924618
PLTR

TTCF it's not too late to get in. Come get cucked on frozen cauli.

>>24924618
velodyne

>>24924618
SNOW

>>24924618
GNUS

How low does SPY go today, I've got 0DE 369 puts

Good morning, /biz/! How are my GME Chads feelin' right about now?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>24924380
it's a good idea if you want to see some shit.

>UUUU dumps for cheapies
Calculated.

Rate my profile anon

>>24924604
whats wrong whiteboi

>>24924596
Never mind sorry it is at 10am PST

>>24924666
Winrar

>>24924618
AAPL
You DO like money, right?

>>24924596
wrong

Crab fest is back in my portfolio! -$10 yesterday, now $-20 today!!!

>>24924685
have you been trading for a week or something?
why are your total gains so low?

>>24924700
Fuck double winrar

Is everyone dumping just to get in to TSLA

>>24924636
april is a go but risky at $4 and july hasnt changed price. might just buy a 3 and pay the extra premium for guaranteed printing

>>24924581
Good luck, I guess, may you bags stay full and your hands of iron hold

BFT BROS!!!!?
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24924673
Post stimulus dump. Watch the markets take a massive shit when stimulus gets passed.

Mark my words: stimulus is like a good earnings report that dumps the stock in clown market. No matter how much money they give out and how much consooooomers spend the whales will exit the market as soon as the news breaks.

>>24924695
That's trips
This is MY winrar
>>24924700

>>24924511
https://www.axios.com/pentagon-biden-transition-briefings-123a9658-4af1-4632-a6e6-770117784d60.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organic&utm_content=1100

OH NO NO NO NO IT'S TRUE DRUMPFLER IS GONNA HOLOCAUST US ALL CHAIM I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE LET THAT GOY WIN IN 2016

TESLA IS UP 700% ON THE YEAR

HONK HONK

>>24924731
At least you got two that might do well instead of crazy picks.

>>24924556
Look towards June if you're super risk adverse.

>>24924700
checked

>>24924735
Feb $2 c down -50%

>>24924726
Sold off a lot of my positions moved shit around, up 45% in the last month.

who here can list 3 securities?

>UPST

>>24924570
I feel this. My friend has 70k invested and doesnt know what an etf is. Had no idea what ta is. Had never heard of anything related to stocks. Fucking idiots man

>>24924734
No I'm dumping to avoid the shitshow of monday

>>24924245
AMD BROS??

I just want X to hit 20

>WISH
>UPST
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Peak comfy right now boys

>>24924749
The real clown is you for not HODLing.

>>24924758
thanks fren this shit is going to pomp as soon as they announce their first shipment received of the REE filled dirt

>>24924744
Why?

Let me convince you of the correct choice, digits checker.
You see, it is crucial to always buy apple if you want to have money.

>>24924478
meds

What's with AMRS? Is it a pump and dump or something more?

Frens, what are some good calls that could break me out of this eternal downward crab?

DOORDASH STILL DYING

BUY TLT, BLEED OUT THE SHORTS

I don't get it why isn't AMRS like 8 bucks yet?

>mfw not seeing the UPST post until it's too late

IS IT TIME TO SELL TESLA? IS IT CRASHING??

>UUUU
More like AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nofap anon here. jizzed in my sleep last night after 25 days what the fuck, i don't know how people could want this i immediately woke up when it happened, ruined my pjs, and had to change not comfy at all

>>24924048
Thank you for explaining anon instead of just asking me why I did something which I clearly didn't know the downside to. Appreciate it.

Man...this has been one bad week for me.

The Tesla Dump is beginning we got too cocky bros

>>24924867
>he didn't get in sub 3
Oof

Finally a blood red day so I can do something with this 6k cash???

>>24924849
Saw it but shrugged it off lol

>>24924867
>he didn't calculate the dump for cheapies

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>>24924860
I don't understand people like you. Are you just shitposting?
I just dont get what I'm reading half the thime on this shithole.
Yeah Im in a bad mood.

CLF POSTERS SHOW YOURSELF

YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO BUY THIS STOCK AND NO THERE'S NOT A SINGLE POST TO BE FOUND

>>24924871
Fucking degenerate how do u cum in your sleep. You guys are sick freaks kys

Good morning, I hate Congress

CLF DIP IS IN

>>24924867
Why didn't you sell yesterday after it was ath? With a massive pump comes a dump

>>24924871
Just fap to Miko like the rest of us.

>>24924910
Sir thank you for the needful

GET FUCKING REKT NORMIES

>>24924874
How do you check liquidity?

>DXY 90.08

>>24924910
cuz it's crabbing today
And there were posts in the previous two threads

>>24924915
Yeah me too.

>>24924849
That was me shilling for UPST
It’s not too late anon. I predict $60 by EOY

>>24924911
havent done that since I was 12 years old

Is it considered a day trade if I have 100 shares and I buy another 100 shares and sell 100 of my now 200 shares?

Beware and never put calls on this piece of shit. It’s good to just own it for a long time but this is a money sucking piece of shit stock when it comes to options trading. About to sell this piece of crap

buy the OTGLY dip again

>>24924573
>niggers are buying CLF now
SELL. SELL. SELL. It is priced in.

>>24924915
Reminder that this zombie will never leave office

>>24924911
The dude hasn't masturbated in 25 days.

Most people, outside of the Literal Faggot "NoFap" 4chan Group, masturbate at least once or twice a week. I don't care if you're a Volcel, it's true.

4chan is one twisted backwards place, where tons of people are virgins but also never masturbate...

>>24924911
Succubi seduce men in their sleep all the time. It's actually quite common, happened to me once.

>>24924910
Lol this whole week of CLF shilling and it's only up .19%on the week

do they crash the markets so congress pushes for a bigger stimulus?

>>24924929
Daily volume is number of contracts traded that day, open interest is the number of outstanding contracts.

>>24924871
hot

>>24924813
I'm considering buying apple today since it's red. Do you think I should wait until the afternoon since it usually drops then? Or do you think it's already dropped for the day and it's going to go up?

The Great Conjuction coming to you on Monday

>>24924881
>>24924900
I sold already and I'm waiting for the bottom after this tsla bullshit

>>24924962
That sounds scary bro haha why don't you tell us about it hah I would just be so scared to hear what happened
haha

My UUUU call buys went through.
Based see you guys next week.

>>24924965
It's also up 55% in a month
Patience

i havent updated this but you faggots get what i mean

>>24924961
its not that i hate black people so to speak.
i just refuse to live near them and interact with them

>>24924961
Once or twice a week? I thought most did once or twice a day

>>24924911
>>24924922
checked. and i promised myself i wouldn't fap until next year just to try it out, sort of feels like involuntarily cumming means i lost

>>24924915
CRWD going nuts, thanks Nancy

>>24924965
I shit on CLF because it's a garbage stock, but I buy calls because in the clown market, stonks go up.

>>24924955
None of them will, that's the problem.

all my SPAC plays are on the green. I want to sell them to buy TLS and OTGLY. But yet at the same time I dont want to miss the PnD wave : (

>>24924922
put some fucking clothes on, this is /biz/

>>24924928
It isn't crashing at all... its even for the day. What are you so excited over?

>>24924965
Seriously. I'm fucking done with CLF. I keep looking for a good entry point again because it's constantly shilled here but god damn am I wasting my energy when there's so much other shit to be investing in.

>>24924779
Buy the dip you dip.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24924980
Who knows, today is a very unusual trading day. It will drop some at the end of the market day though due to rebalancing.

If I sell a call then buy a call later on for cheaper for the same strike price do I get to keep my shares and the person I bought from then sells to the original purchaser who bought from me?

>>24925003
Kek well I do...I was being conservative though. I imagine most normies do it like 5 times a week.

>>24924980
Its been sitting below 120 for weeks, now its showing some activity because they are ramping up production of the iphone. I would say today isn't a bad entry point because especially once covid bullshit is over, there's no holding it back.
Just look at the all time chart, they NEVER go down. There literally isn't a bad time to buy if you just unironically hodl
This stock is NOT a trading stock, you OWN it.

just got a job making 14.60 7 days a week. I'm coming for the money...wish me luck on .y new job. Have to work 3 16 hour days but o well

MAYDAY MAYDAY ABDONDON SHIP nasdaq frequency starting to lose frequency crash eminent

>>24925043
I'm about to drop 10k on Apple today, I'm just trying to time it a bit. If it hits -2% I'm immediately buying.

>>24925046

>>24924396
Think it might dip or should I buy in now?

>>24925059
>3 16 hour days
jesus christ

>>24925046
Once you buy it back you can pretend it never existed.

>>24925002
I don't think it matters, anon. Masturbating to porn is much different than just cumming in your sleep for some reason. Don't feel bad. Have a cute mawile.

I got calls on HCAC this morning and they are mooning, damn why didn't I buy more? It got its first price target yesterday, 50% above the current price.

>>24924867
Literally started buying at the bottom, learn to weather faggot

Yorokobe, GME

fyi anybody looking for a super stable REIT now might be a good time to hop in PSTL, it might go down a bit but it's also getting some gains here and there

>>24924961
Nofap is literally the dumbest goddamn thing I've ever heard of, and anyone that thinks it's actually benefiting them in some way have low functioning autism.

>>24924999
CLF shilling only started at same time as GME which is why no one really cared for it
i mean even now it's back to outperforming CLF

>>24925059
I used to have a job like that. It was a bit hard but worth the money. Go get 'em tiger!

>>24925069
The issue is when TSLA is added to the S&P there's probably after market selling of AAPL due to rebalancing, so it might drop after hours or who knows.

>>24925091
excellent

>>24924809
>>24924636
got in a week ago and currently up 20%. For once, is it how it feels like to get in early ?

There are "people" who unironically sold this fake and gay dip

>https://sec.report/Document/0001104659-20-129342/
ipo today. y/n?

>>24925102
the fuck a lit pool

>>24925102

>>24925059
Proud of you. Hope you make OT. Keep your dick up

Isn't it literally free money to buy TSLA now and sell before close or shortly after?

>>24925069
see
>>24925053
Just HODL

>>24925002
Another post I don't comprehend...

Yeah, involuntarily leaking in your sleep is the same as masturbating... it means you have terribly dirty thoughts and are broken internally.

Idk wtf those NoFappers do to your brains...but you need to relax. You're letting masturbating control you as much as you would by doing it every day. How often do you think about your NoFap status?

>>24925102
>10 million
ooo

>>24924915
here here

>>24925126
A pool that's lit, duh

>>24924993
It was horrible, I can't relive it. Don't make me I'm begging you please sir.

>>24924871

>April 15c's only up like 30 cents even though I got them when underlying was $14.2
fuck me, i thought IV crush was only through earnings

HEAR bros, out there today? this has been a long time coming, how long til it gets shorted again?

>>24924915
amen

>>24924810
Because they (whales) don’t want to be left bagholding. Pick a stock, any stock, or any industry and watch their pps drop like a rock even after bullish news. I’ve seen this happen again and again. Oil inventories low and demand high? Oil companies dump. TSLA reports big earnings? Dumps.

I challenge someone to find a company that had a rise in pps following good earnings.

>>24925080
They won't drop below 1. They are protected by funds because of the Nasdaq listing requirements.

>>24924867
Yesterday went up enough that it was obvious that today would be lower.

>>24924664
Gay

>>24925081
That's because I have a job already rn. This jobs comfy but doesn't pay enough. Im gonna pick the job i want after I'm done this week

>>24925114
Thank you. I've had really bad health problems lately but I need to do it anyway. Life is fucking hard

i hate bcrx and i dont understand velodyne
>good news
>tanks
???

>>24924748
Bullish for NAK

>>24924836
If they didnt charge an arm and a leg over the retail price, plus tip and delivery fee they might be better off. It doesnt help they have an app with bad user interface with unreliable pajeet customer support and drivers who cant speak english whatsoever, or use google maps or follow basic delivery instructions.

The company is third world and will be priced accordingly.

>>24925123
I sold my puts yes

>>24924667
Fuck you, I lost 18k on that piece of shit

>>24925118
TSLA is a weird stock, I don't think it's going to go down massively like everyone seems to think. TSLA and AAPL are strange stocks that don't really follow the norm, so it's not a good idea to base them off of standard stocks I feel.

>>24925148
Out with it or 7 years bad luck! I am 0.4% east asian/middle eastern so I can curse you

Good calls for UUUU?

>>24924636
You better not make me regret this

>>24925180
Lol what? How? That stock made me the most of any trade, ever. How do you lose money on that?

This has been the worst week. I lost like $4000 that I gained in the past couple of weeks.
Any advice would be appreciated thank you sirs

>>24924667
>>24925180
still hodling. GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY ANDY!

>>24924573
Why does he keep shilling MOTS?

>>24925136
its for people who jerk off so much they cant interact with others and if they do have a job its minimum wage and they cant help but jack off there.

>>24925130
I saw it, I plan on buying and holding it.

any BCRX still hodling?

>>24925185
Well yeah, I think AAPL is a good buy, I just think with all the shit going on today you won't be able to time today's low very reliably.

Telos = Cyber Security Future

>>24925211
Lel
Well best of luck to them, honestly

>real market; down
>SPACs; doing pretty nice actually.
lmao

>>24925124
How do you find when new IPOs are released? I skimmed the file, I wouldn't buy just on the basis of them admitting they aren't profitable nor do they plan to be in the near future

>>24925194
>You better not make me regret this
You won't

>>24925193
I’m about to do a $2 call @ April 16, 2021. Pretty good price and calculated how the profit is spread. Best to sell it around January or February

>>24924245
I need one drink that’s gonna rise 5-7% today for some Xmas present cash

What buy?

>>24925228

yes but its making my dick limp

>>24925142
>Red ID
>SPY
Uh oh
All puts will print

market must crash

for the greater good

>>24925136
like once a week day? i havent even read or care about nofap in the autist way. i had just masturbated every week for the past 15-20 years of my life and wanted to test my will power.

>>24925228
hell yeah, up 60% and that's without any other approval. its pure house money now

>>24925249
Have to tried google it?
Also webull has an entire section on upcoming IPOs

I could be in AMRS but instead I'm in FUCKING RIOT STILL
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BITCOIN IS UP YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT MARKET FUCKING GO UP

Where is the BCRX shiller? Fucking guy has been holding for weeks, praying that the japs send this pajeet shit pill to the moon.

Sold my MVIS now for that sweet gains, bought it at 80 cents. What do I buy with my gains?

>>24925180
>>24925207
Kek
I made $5000 from you people on GNUS
fun as fuck

>>24925258
same and no one seems to have any indication when news might break. I am getting some serious SRNE vibes. Might sell today so I can secure my profits

>>24925267
Wow every week?! Oh my god imagine all the skills you could be learning with that incredible amount of wasted time...

>>24925283
now you pay taxes

>>24925185
TSLA has no fucking basis in reality. AAPL is based on the fact that they literally rule the roost and the only reason they have competitors is because they need to have them so they aren't a monopoly.
Look at the all time chart of AAPL and tell me they won't be up in 20 years.

Ok guys here is the deal. RIOT and MARA are going to explosion and rocket up in like 15 minutes. We're all going to make it.

>>24925276
Are you me?

>>24924962
happened to me this morning and interrupted my sleep for good. woke up cooming. fuck that bitch had some nice curves

>>24925124
Shh

>>24925263
Bro no crash to maybe end of 2021
MAYBE

>>24925288

I sold a big chunk of my position to buy TLS and the OTGLY dip

>>24925245
>pentagon no longer briefing biden
>biden probably got the coof
>tsla projected to go down now that it's on the s and p
>stimulus probably not gonna pass because lol congress

Why did anons not sell at open? Premarket? Do you guys like getting fucked? Lmao.

WHAT STONK SHOULD I BUY RIGHT NOW???

>>24925271
nice what price did you buy in at?

BOTY is going to hit .0004 LETS GO

>>24925297
Kek it's going down

Is it a good time to buy now or is the market expected to dip even lower? It’s hard to tell because of clown market and I don’t want to miss out on cheapies

>>24925294
In my country you only pay taxes after you've transferred it to a normal bank account, as long as it's in my stock brokers trading account tax can't touch it.

X is the only thing in my portfolio that's keeping me in the red, just fucking go back upppp

Everybody is watching TSLA and I can't figure out how LAZR does this....

>>24925322
SQQQ

>>24925331
>>24925331
>>24925331
new

>>24925255
>drink

Dr. Pepper.

>for some cash

If you're too dumb to swing trade you should have just done some shit on some job app like Jobble in the days before Christmas.

>>24925333
LONG TRAILER PARKS LONG METH

>>24925322
In all honest, nothing
Today is a red day. Red Friday’s are the worse red days, too.
Hold over the weekend, see what happens Monday
This is the most legit advice you’ll get here

>>24925279
I'm not him but same

>>24924748
>Check site
>It's literally a Trump fansite with 0 articles on anything non-trump related

Okay, dude.

>>24925333
fuckin lardasses gross

>>24925340
in 10 minutes we'll be back above the sacred number of $12 MARA.

>>24925341
yeah

>>24925318
>selling at any mild downturn
You are the reason for people "getting fucked" by a 0.34% decline

>>24925239
Cyber "security" is a meme. All of these companies are incompetent grifters stealing government money waited to get "Fireeyed", and they will.

>>24925296
Oh, I agree with you. I know they're going to be here for another 20+ years. I'm still relatively new to investing, what other stocks/ETFs would you suggest?

>>24924566
Probably Mushrooms and hope it repeats the weed craze.
200 is useless for value investing or even meme investing, you need to go full retard and hope for the best.

>>24925301
I've never coomed from a dream. How did you unlock this feature?

>>24925341
Tommorow Christ is returning to earth if you don't get in today you're done for

>>24925297
Literally whatever you think will happen the opposite will. Remember when all the clf cucks we're making money and you bought and they're losing money now? Yeah.

>SQ
>UPST
>PLUG
>TLS
Pretty comfy atm, unless upst gets Bog'd

>>24925249
desu i haven't read an s-1 yet that doesn't include somthing about loses or a history of such being a risk factor. like other anon said, just search for an ipo calendar
>>24925308
right shh. do bots even read s-1s tho?

>>24925318
im a draftkingschad
>stimulus passes, people play more
>economy collapses, people gamble more, only way they can think to get more money
it always wins, kinda like how the movie industry boomed even during 29 crash

>>24925185
TSLAfags might be delusional but I think enough of them will want to dump it temporarily after the S&P pump to create a real dump.

>>24924561
that might be the dumbest reason to sell

>>24925410
Oh thanmks

>>24925322
Don't buy on a friday

>>24924871
happened to me when i was having a dream of face fucking some girl and woke up as I came

>>24925325
under $5 so everything is sweet rn

Worth buying NXTD?

bears are so fucking gay. eat my ass

>>24925276
>BITCOIN IS UP
Yesterday, anon. Btc was up yesterday. Now it's down.

>>24925350
lolz I like it

>>24925375
Better you than me lol. I don't make the rules, I just know what's gonna happen and get out before johnny weakhands tanks my portfolio, then buy back in when things are nice and red.

>>24925390
it could have had something to do with the fact that I woke up face down instead of on my back like when I fell asleep. the pressure must've done it for my hard pp

>>24925365
>has never heard of axios before this specific article

This is an interesting form of cope.

Fucking turtle and hag do something.

>>24925343
>you only pay taxes after you've transferred it to a normal bank account, as long as it's in my stock brokers trading account tax can't touch it.
Cool it with the antisemitism!

>>24925390
It usually happens naturally if you don't coom for a long time while awake.

Public executions for politics posters? GO BACK to /pol/ . Also buy SNE and be comfy

>>24925517
I got some for covered calls. It did a nice run up yesterday, it still has gas in it.

>>24925802
brainlet, nothing is offtopic when it comes to stocks. politics is extremely important, wtf are you on about