/biz/ - Business & Finance

I thought anons said mushrooms would never be a thing.

Pic related

first for cunny.

First for zoomers
Numi
Mmed
Cybn
Fuck yea

>>24922825
I'm new on biz, why are there cunny posters here

PLTR AHHHHHHHHHHH SELL SELL SELL

Why didn't you listen to me?

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>24922825
cheeky panda

Telos going to moon the second it passes its ath

Good morning, I love CUNNY.

>>24922854
ITS TOO LATE ANON

S U B W A Y F O O T L O N G S

>>24922854
>>24922880
no

>>24922883
Spyro??

>>24922840
I said jew companies that sell narcotics should get the bullet. Legalize it for everyone or fuck off.

>>24922825
can someone please post the VALE analisis?

Please do the needful

S P A C M A N
P
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should i just focus on moon and arkk? im pretty sick of refreshing all day

>>24922854
Based. I sold some yesterday

Imagine buying Poolantir

>>24922856
Unfortunately, most here have to suffer you. You are constantly spamming your shit are you not?

To the anon wanting to know how options work, try getting an account from tdameritrade and do paper trading so you can see how it works

>>24922856
I think steel is brilliant, that infrastructure spending has to be on its way. But why American steel?

Mabey China is shit, but Canada, Australia, and European steel isn’t and will the government be dumb enough to be buying steel well keeping costs up with tarrifs on friendly countries?

What's our re-entry price for PLTR? 22, 23?

>>24922896
I don't understand why they haven't legalized cocaine yet, they could be making so much money on it while also cutting off the Narco's main source of revenue.

CLF hath recovered. Any chance of a rise today?

>>24922853
This thread is currently infested by cunny posters and a dumbass that keeps posting pics of that ugly gargoyle cara delevigne

>>24922948
>currently

Any thoughts on the new MASS ticker today?

>>24922853
Buy the CUNNY anon, Buy UTZ, Buy the future of comfy CUNNY based snacking technology.

>>24922948
Don't forget lewding Miko

>>24922948
Don't forget us based ackman spammers

>>24922948
Is he still mad because someone called him a brainlet pedo last year?

are stocks ever going to go down?
did I miss my only chance for cheap stocks

>>24922978
Been looking into it all week. Company seems solid and the tech they make seems super useful. I’m going in.

>>24922938
It should be legal, yes, but addiction costs society a lot too.

>>24922994
Not lewd Miko FAQ !!

>>24922938
Because once a people have kids, especially the woman ones, there brain is more in fear mode for little Johnny, and less in let’s discuss this rationally ,ode.

>>24923021
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24923004
Stocks don't need to be down for them to be cheap relative to their future price.

>>24923042
Abayo nigger

>>24922948
don't forget jap GF posters

>sell CDR a major loss
>a giant green dildo immediately appear the second after
like clockwork

>>24923016
Can you tell me more, I need to go but seeing that this shit wasnt shilled anywhere makes me optimistic about it possibly being a good IPO

BTWN bros ww@

Will TSLA crash on Monday, lads?

>>24923066
Based retard

>>24922930

>ignores gme and pltr spam

>>24922932

its a no brainer investment. Do your DD on the 2nd M&A they did. just go Google CLF lol

>>24922948
>currently

>>24922854
I will buy more if you don't mind.

>>24923090
no

we crash today

>>24923105
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!

>>24923057
How about naughty cat Miko?
>I'd tug her tail if you know what I mean

>>24923004
Buy TSM/AMD. Its cheap and comes with peace of mind.

>TSLA pre market
>Going to the moon today lads

>Coinbase files for IPO
Found a way to invest in Crypto without actually holding the shittokens.

>>24922874
Based.

>>24923143
Back to gelbooru with your ilk

>>24923105
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24923105
SO EROTIC!! UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!

>>24923151
That would be RIOT/MARA.

>>24923094
>buy cdr you retard
>why did you buy, you retard?
>sell immediately retard
>why did you sell, you retard?
whatever i do i'm always called a retard

Should I sell my UTZ calls at open and wait for the next dip to buy more? 1/15 expiry

WHY CAN THESE KIKE RAISE PRICE TARGET BUT DOWNGRADE A STOCK AT THE SAME TIME FUCK KIKES FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK TRANNIES

>>24923189
Maybe that's because you're retarded?

>>24923143
>sample

anon....

>>24923189
Literally nobody told you to buy, retard. Everyone said it would crash, retard.

>>24923199
how do i stop being retarded then?

>he didn't Trust the Tranny

>>24923223
Take adderall

>>24923223
idk man undrop yourself on the head as a baby?

>>24923197
Thats a good sign anon. Be proud.

>>24923063
Nips are based. K-pop posters get the bullet.

Do I sell PLTR at open to secure profits and re-enter after the doomp?

>>24923223
Just unvaccinate yourself fren

>>24923285
Never sell and buy the dip instead.

>>24923285
Why do you think it will dooomp?

Which one of you smelly niggers suggested rollsroyce

>>24923050
That doesn’t mean there’s never gonna be a dip

Today is gonna be so fucking red...

>>24923278
K-pop posters actually seem to do a good job of containing themselves in their own ethno-threads on 4chan so I don't mind them here. I unfortanently cannot say the same about them in any other form of social media.

Time for more Pltr

>>24923287
I heard that snorting human breast milk works as a prophylactic to ward off Covid-19.

>>24923346
Should've owned UTZ fren

>>24923285
>t. baby hands mcgee

how we looking today, bros?

liberals, i kneel.

>>24923361
This is why I will NEVER reccomend a stock to someone else I care about. At the end of the day it's glorified gambling. I would feel really guilty if I made my mom lose 20k

>>24923189
Who the fuck told you to buy a stock for a videogame company lmao

>>24923384
Why is the vaccine a liberal thing?

>>24922825
Oh shit, CLF is going to pump this morning. But will it close red on a Friday before Christmas? Hard to say.
>source: Dude trust me

>>24923362
Wrong friend, you have to gargle it then blow it out your nose, it washes the virus out and leaves a milky coating inside to protect you

>>24923385
Yes

>>24923318
>>24923322
>>24923380
I acquired my shares at 15, gonna just hold for the ride. Reading these threads is like throwing water on my paper towel Hands

>>24923385
I very rarely do, and give a disclaimer, I told my buddy about WKHS around $10, and he just sold anyways around $16 I think before even the first pump to $30

alright any good brexit long play recoveries to pick up in the new year?

if steel prices are going up, does that mean scrap prices go up to? Been sitting on alot of scrap steel and aluminum for years now

>>24923410
because all trumptards believe in terrain theory and flat earth

>>24922856

I'll believe your account is real when you post some REALIZED actual gains, faggot. You had call options expiring this week. What happened to them?

>>24923382
another shoah in my portfolio

>>24923410
Republicans are a death cult.

>>24923410
Because people are fucking dumb

>>24922854
Maybe it'll go sub 25 where I want to buy in at
That'd be nice
I bought 230 shares at 18 and sold at 21 after it dropped from 33 cause I thought the meme was over
Regretted it ever since

I didn't buy TSLA because i didn't want to be a normie and get dumped on

But of course smug normie investing still wins wtf???

>be wagie
>only one in my department at work
>last day of work for me this year
>can't stop thinking about sex
>horny as fuck
>can't fap at work
JUST

Does anybody have that picture of my favorite professional street nigga? Big Ounce? That picture always makes me smile even when my account is red as fuck.

>>24923435
Buy a call option when it dips you wont, pussy.

Sup nerds just hit the pump button on GME for a bit. I'll turn it off next week, but for now, enjoy. ;)

>>24922856
This one doesn't even have three likes. Looks like CLF is doomed to $4.

>>24923453
>>24923465
I'm a republican that voted for Trump and I have no idea what you're talking about. I think you might spend too much time on /pol/ and social media.
Also, I'll take the vaccine I want this lockdown autism to be over with.

>>24923465
>death cult
I wish. They are more like a politically incompetent milquetoast NWO resistance cult who keep being led astray due to poor critical thinking skills.

>>24923410
Because
>muh bill gates microchip
>muh vaccines cause autism
>muh you don't know what's in it

Why we can't have nice things. /pol/tards drink bleach

>>24923448
Im interested too

Maybe Cineworld, EasyJet is what Im thinking or still in for Rolls

>>24923480

>>24923525
Kys

>>24923410
a lot of Trump supporters (i'm not saying all or even the majority) are unironically delusional because they only use echo chambers where their opinions just get more and more delusional.

Look at how they unironically believed that Trump would win for like a month after he lost.

TLS will moon, mark my words

>>24923500
damn bro thanks

>>24923410
>>24923453
>>24923465
>>24923525
lmao all these faggots wear the mask

i just want to get to 100 pltr for those sweet premiums

hey fgts how do i get rich

>>24923384
Not to be kpopfag levels of a conspiracy theorist, but I'd bet that wasn't actually the same vaccine going out to the public.
https://youtu.be/rXdBo_rZ0bk

>>24923519
i'll take the vaccine maybe a year or two later after you idiots take it and i know how many of you get severe health problems for the rest of your lives lmao

>>24923465
>Trump wants to give everyone 2k
>"No no the dems won't like that, jsut give everyone half of what we gave the first time and keep giving trillions to corporations, THOSE PRINTERS CAN NOT TURN OFF"

I never understood all the hate for Trump, he's funny and actually tried to accomplish things, not his fault he was lambasted and held back at every step

>>24923519
You know how many of your ilk would shit on you for that?
People who believe that Bill Gates is microchipping you with a vaccine and that wearing a fucking n95 mask is tantimount to serving the NWO?

I don't get it. I agree with some republican ideals, but what's with the crazies Alex Jones types?

>>24923546
Youre unironically a retard

>>24923546
Trump actually won though

>>24923500
GME is a sell, and that khazar-semite mutt has a colostomy bag -- also a sell.

Do futures rollover today and if so what will happen to prices of commodities?

>>24923385
The only thing I recommend to my friends/family members is a 401k, and vanguard ETFs

>>24923552
See? Death cult.

Why won’t GME die

>>24923556
suck dick and give up your bussy

YM doing a perfect rising wedge on the daily, NQ doing whatever and ES also doing a semi-good looking rising wedge. Big chance we're getting a 7-10% correction if stimulus doesn't get agreed on

>>24923541
>Lil Twinky

You will never be a woman. Join the 41% tranny

>>24923547
why?

>>24923559
Covid wont exist in a year or two. Itll be totally forgotten within a year. The masses have the attention spans of dogs

>>24923519
ending the autism by taking a dose of autism... wait a minute... that's exactly how vaccines work.

Get in early while you still can

>>24923571
>>24923572

lol

PLTR bros?

>>24923552
Proving the point. Nobody's microchiping your fat worthless ass retard. You existence is worth less than dog shit.

>>24922854
paper hands, buy the dip.

>>24923569
do you exclusively get your information from reddit? if this is all what you actually believe you're really stupid in an up your own ass sort of way

>>24923598
He's not a tranny he's just a faggot who posts about taking dicks in a porta-shitter. It's pretty degenerate.

>>24923569
No, none of my republican friends would shit on me for that. These people don't actually exist, don't confuse online shitposting with how people really think.
>>24923552
I don't wear the mask around my friends and family, but I do when in public, just because you aren't too worried about getting the virus yourself means that you should choose the option for other people.

>>24923621

>>24923614
upstart? are they like some updog spin off?

>>24923546
I'm not taking the vaccine because I don't trust mrna technology and I'm a wallstreet Republican. I did vote for Trump though.

>>24923614
Premarket is such a kike nigger scheme and the SEC actually has the gall to shake Robinhood down.

>>24923606
then i won't even have to take it then, win/win. im like isaac newton during the black plague atm, i have the means to hang out in my house for a couple of years no problem. thank god for the stock market.

>>24923582
meme magic

>>24923606
power tripping politicians/bureaucrats literally never give up this kind of power unless they get the threat of violence right in their face. hence why the right is learning that threatening mayors is how you can get mandates removed.

idk why they're voluntarily waking up the most docile and domesticated population, but 2020 it is

>>24923549
fren poster.
>>24923576
angry poster.

which one would you prefer to be around?

>>24923622>>24923598
>>24923580
why are leftists so humorless and so on edge all the time?

>>24923540
I can take screenshots too

>>24922825
when are airlines and cruises going to moon ?

>>24923572
This isnt even a fringe opinion. There’s a reason for the nonstop barrage of demoralization shilling and select media coverage of the election contests. When people are confident in their victories they dont typically have to spend weeks trying to convince the loser that its over.

>>24923547
Can't buy options on it

Well, it's friday. I think we all know it's going to be red all day

>>24923614
>Upstart Holdings, Inc. operates a cloud-based artificial intelligence (AI) lending platform
high tech jewing

>>24923524
Some WN author from the 90s said then that the american far right would perpetually be stuck in politically useless/aesthetic acts of resistance to globohomo, presumably due to fear and social shaming. Anti-masking as the new hill to die on is a fantastic example

>>24923632
>>24923622
>>24923580
lmao they actually do wear the mask and are proud of it ahahhahahahhaa

>>24923661
thats nice dear

>>24923640
What's updog?

>>24923640
It’s owned by the former ruler of google, they lend their AI to big businesses such as banks and automation.
They NEVER sell their AI, they only lease if. Thus keeping their customers on a chain

>>24923688
not too fucking much

>>24923552
Wall street is ditching the US for China because of stupid faggots like you.
They're up and running clubbing and doing business n shit while we're likely going into our third lockdown.

Fucking dumbasses like you keep posting on facebook posting the same study that you all misinterpret because you're all illiterate stupid fucks.
Read the fucking study moron, It says cloth masks are ineffective and you need n95 masks in intensive care units. It's not a case that masks don't work.

>>24923676
Damn that's pretty accurate. Name of the author?

>>24923649
I'm probably going to take the vaccine just because I want this shit to be over with (my jobs probably gonna force me anyways). Also I voted for trump too. I'm just not /pol/ tier in mindless support for him.

FFS Pumped and dumped in AH and PM. Why bother living.

>>24922856

Where will it go now?

>>24923609
Vaccines don't work. Flu vaccine is near 100% ineffective. The covid vaccine isn't fully deployed and is already irrelevant against most strains. Long chad genetics; short vaccines.

when is the next BCRX news?

>>24923658
>seeing no issue with taking an FDA approved vaccine
>leftist

Are rightists this retarded?

>>24923568
>jsut give everyone half of what we gave the first time and keep giving trillions to corporations, THOSE PRINTERS CAN NOT TURN OFF"
I know this is 4chan but I still expected a little more financial literacy from /smg/.

>>24923661
Be gone long nose. You're not getting my shares.

>>24922938
Oh lad. Oh. lad lad lad, youve still got much to learn.

Who do you think the narcos are? A JPMorgan ship got busted not too long ago packed down with cocaine and not only did no one go to jail, it wasnt even a blip on the medias radar.

Nakd bros what's the move?

>>24923697
holy shit bro lmao look how mad you are over wearing a fucking mask like holy shit hahahahhahaha

who here getting JUsted right now?

>wear the mask
>take the vaccine
>social distance
>stay inside
>wfh
>two more weeks
>icus full!
>field hospitals!
>ventilators
>do the needful
>civic duty
> youre not a white nationalist nazi are you?

>>24923681
Your opinion is worth less than the diarhetic shit i took this morning

>>24923715
pwease

>>24923629
Yeah I'm the stupid one. Hermain Cain didn't wear a mask to a Trump rally and now he's a dead nigger.

>>24923435
>Reading these threads is like throwing water on my paper towel Hands

Damn I'm a retard. Wasnt aware of the wash rule. The moment I feel like I'm starting to get ahead theres another Jewish trick

>>24923735
its the fucking cerb leafs thinking they're hot shit for parroting their cnn-lite media

>>24923735
Go get AIDS from your prolapsed anus in your beloved portapotty faggot

>>24923749
I'm sure the chink coof killed him and not the stage 4 cancer

>>24923749
but the teevee todl me masks are to protect others

Guys, I’m scared shitless
I bought 10 calls for GHIV at the end of the say, thing went up a cent and I lost 400 fucking dollars...
Am I going to lose 1000s of dollars no matter what? I don’t even know if I can sell them easily because of low volume. What the fuck do I do?

>>24923735
How dare you put do the needful in there you faggot

>>24923735
Post body.

>>24923699
Samuel Francis, book is Revolution from the Middle

>>24923749
he also had fucking cancer

>>24923735
>oh dear it looks like the vaccine doesn’t work, well we can’t let it go to water please take it again anyway!

>>24923742
You going to short TSLA today after you finish dilating, sweaty?

>>24923784
>>24923777
Kys
>>24923780
Based

CLF $25 EOY confirmed lol

>>24923189
Stop trading for other peoples' approval, retard. Trade to make money.

CRSR bagholders, how we feeling today?

>>24923743
Do I sell at opening what do bros

>>24923719
I refuse to take this doomer mindset

Good luck today PLTR baggies

>>24923547
comparing two totally different companies just because they do "computer stuff"

mongoloid detected

>>24923780
He didn't have cancer in 2020, he finished treatment for cancer back in 2007 lmao.

>>24923726
me haha :)

>>24923735
Take your meds

>>24923810
>Black Swan events
>Bullish

anon....

>>24922932
It you're using federal money you have to prove by law that you're using iron and steel made in the US
https://www.rd.usda.gov/water-and-waste-disposal-programs-american-iron-and-steel-requirement
It doesn't specify where the ore comes from though so 2021 will be bullish for Australian iron and coal ore producers.
>t. Knower

>>24923810

>Planets LITERALLY aligning

Is there not a bigger bull sign?

Lol mara premarket. My puts might print early

>>24923828
Fucking manipulators

>>24923735
Go get your ass blown out by all those niggers you love

>>24923821
Why would you sell? Because (((they))) want you to?

>>24923835
And here you see the typical libshit lying to make up facts when the truth doesn't support his worldview

TSLA IS FOR FAGGOTS

TSLA IS FOR FAGGOTS

YOU ARE A FAGGOT IF YOU OWN TSLA STOCK

>>24923828
since you are so ahead of current events, whats your take on when the Berlin wall is gonna fall?

OPEN AP THE MARKETS KIKE BASTIDS
LETS MAKE SOME FOKIN GAINS

>>24923780
If trump didn't catch the coof he might of won the election. The whole time he was making fun of biden hiding in his basement backfired.

>>24923781
You dumbass magaturds understand walls right? Walls block transportation both ways. So think of the mask as a wall where dirty mexican chink particles get arrested at the checkpoint.

>>24923724
based retard celebrating the decline of america and the rise of chinks.

>>24923782
why the fuck did you buy calls for a spac

>>24923361
Stock recs are always zero sum. If they win it was clearly a sign of their intrepid investing acumen and forethought. If they lose its because you're an asshole who gave them bum stock advice.

>>24923874
How the hell did everyone know to sell Mara yesterday? Like it was known here it was the top. How?

>>24923884
based, you also are a faggot if you hold an ETF that contains or is about to contain TSLA

>>24923881
I fear red

>>24923873
bullish as fuck

>>24923883
>In 2006, Cain was diagnosed with Stage IV colon cancer, metastases to his liver, and a 30 percent chance of survival. After he underwent surgery and chemotherapy, the cancer was reported to be in remission.[108]

>>24923892
First thing on this website in a month that has made me laugh out loud, thanks anon

>>24923901
Cause it hit it's $10 ceiling bro what is there to understand

>>24923880
You have no power here

>>24923835
as if the cancer and the cancer treatment didn't wreck his immune system making his susceptible to dying from a coof. Just because he was treated does not mean the damage had not already been done

>>24923898
I dont know... chill out man.
I thought a call would just be like, if a stock goes up, you make money.
I didnt realize there were any special rules for a SPAC.

>>24923810
>>24923869
>December 21, 2020
>Same day as the Winter Solstice
>Same day as TSLA inclusion in S&P 500
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>24923872
Heavy as fuck rock imported from Australia?

>>24923939
also its quad witching

>>24923913
And he doubles down!

Good morning I love Arkk mommy.

>>24923913
Dang that nigger had boi pucci cancer ayyylmao. Thank god though. A dead nigger is a good nigger. Every day a nigger dies is a day to celebrate

>>24923901
>It was known here it was the top
No it wasn't kek you idiots all said I was going to lose my money and mara was going to 20

>>24923782
> What the fuck do I do?
Man up. This market will fuck you if you don’t know what’s going on. Don’t buy calls on SPACS that’re only 10$

>>24923448
>Rolls Royce
>JD Wetherspoons (wait until 3rd lockdown)

>>24923189
If I knew how to short CDR would be the only stock I would've ever done it to.
>Delayed X amount of times
>Tranny devs
>Tranny pandering

>>24923883
See>>24923913
Delusional republitards BTFO as usual

>>24923928
So? Under that definition illnesses never kill anyone because of how comorbidities work.

>>24923891
Not sure, but PLTR will fall first

>>24923940
Yes. Go look up how much ore and coal Aus. Exports in general and to the US.

no fighting

>>24923749
I have a question of faith for you, as a fellow loyal disciple of Science, how do you come to terms with the current CDC 0.0008% US death rate for pathogen whos origin we shall not speak? Of course I Trust Science with all my heart and will continue to wear the Mask and fear for my life, but it feels like Science is sending me a message. Can Science be interpreted personally or should I just trust our wise prophets and repent for my heresy?

Who /EV/ here?

What's "the play" today lads?

>>24923965
Alright

Whats with the testosterone this morning? Thanks tho.
I hope I can sell these calls

Crash by end of year

>>24923782
Why the hell did you buy calls on a fucking SPAC?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24923977
How about that Super Nintendo, think it will catch on?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24923973
Delusional nigger making up shit as usual

>>24923975
I didn't say that. Let's just be honest that he was not healthy, to begin with.

>>24923988
Sell everything and don't buy until after Christmas

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I AM GOING TO BUY SHARES IN WISH AT OPEN

DO THE

W I S H F U L
I
S
H
F
U
L

S I R S
I
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S

Also BIG SUBWAY FOOTLONG SPACMAN

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24923978
Why the fuck does it cost me to ship from China which is near that island for my random 1kg junk

C-c-c-cunnybreaker!!

>>24923988
NNDM for me. I have been loading up during this weeks crab.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT WAS THAT

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24923988
Short RYCEY in anticipation of Brexit deal fallthrough

SELL SELL SELL

>>24923982
Whenever i tell people that number they freak out and yell at me.

ROBIN NIGGER IS DOWN AND I CAN'T SEE MY BETS!

>>24923782
This is your lesson anon. ALWAYS check the liquidity before buying an option. It doesn't matter the nominal value because if no one wants to buy your bags they are worthless.

>>24924010
>making shit up
>citation and information corroborated across any reputable source on the internet

Tell me how Trump can still win retard

>>2493711
>just simply believing it when someone says "its good for you"
I'm not some anti vaxxer but I'll pass on this first wave to see how things play out

take it to /pol/ you faggots

You guys did buy like I told you to an hour ago, right?

>>24923873
>being happy that the world as we know it will end
listen here, fag! you DO NOT want Jupiter (= GOD) and Saturn (SHATAN, aka the devil) to do another cosmic battle. Last 800 years were good living, now prepare for 800 years of darkness (= bearish)

What was that?

Wait wtf i'm not completely blown up? Is this what they meant by strength through diversity?

>>24923793
Thanks fren

GME blowing up

BASED NIO

>>24924011
I mean you are saying that though, he might have had his immune system weakened from chemotherapy 12 years ago or whatever but it's ignoring the actual point which is that the Coronavirus killed him. Whether or not his immune system was weakened by compounding factors isn't relevant to the final verdict of how he died. Which is how all illnesses work, it's like saying nobody dies of the flu because old people all have shitty immune systems anyway and we should pin it on something that happened over a decade before they died. It's just a retarded misunderstanding of how illnesses work in general.

MARAniggers hold me.. I went all in yesterday

>>24924080
you're not baggie, baggie never posts portfolio

>GME

GME at almost 16 on no news, what the actual fuck was that

GME short squeeze today
$50 incoming

TSLA going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24922825
>sell 1 minute before opening for profit
>market opens
>stock price tanks below my buy-in

This is exactly why I sold before opening. I am an excellent trader.

>>24924080
bruh

>>24924093
Who cares? Noone gives a shit dude go fuck yourself. MUH CORONAVIRUS!!!!! Stfu

>>24924073
OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
MOM GET THE CAMERAAAAAA

>>24924095
All in on puts I hope

GGGGGMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOO OO O O O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24924020
That I can't answer for you anon. Economies of scale?

Man, I'm REALLY glad I bought back my $15 GME covered calls Wednesday, knew this fucker was about to pop off

>>24924119
I'm not making a point about the coronavirus, I'm saying this particular example is fucking retarded and saying he died of Cancer that happened in 2006 is dumb as shit.

Lmfao @ bitcoin

Imagine not selling the top

>9:30
>my GHIV options are up 1500 for one secome
>then go back to -200

Well, I sold them all.
Let me know if there is a kind anon who can explain why my calls fucked me as the stock price rose? No need for fucking dipshits to reply. We all make mistakes. thanks.

anyone using T212 get really fucked performance at market open? it seems to give completely incorrect numbers at times

>>24924080
>BagholderExtraordinaire's entire portfolio is 1.1k

why are you a tripfag again?

GME Level 2 has a gigantic fucking wall at 17.20.

What Do? Willing to go all in.

>>24923982
Diseases can do other things to you other than killing you, corona also permanently fuck up your lungs and testicles with scarring and it does something to your brain too. The virus doesn't do damage, it's the human body's immune system response that causes the damage.

Also the death rate is low because we locked down but current lockdowns are fucking dumb because if you're not doing it in the first 3 weeks it's useless because by then it's already spread.

>Science is a religion
uh huh. I'm Christian myself but you morons make us look bad. Can you inbred rednecks just keep to yourselves and stop be retarded in the open? It's bad publicity.

A lot of the people who work in biotech are Christians too.

UMMMMMM AMRS

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>24923988
Sell because next week is gonna be a massacre

Dooomp SPY its over

>>24924072
>ID: F7GT
Gods of randomness don't lie. You're the faggot. Btw, niggers are provably inferior. If you were a /biz/nessman, you would have read the charts to verify.

>>24924169
JUST BUY TESLA LIKE EVERY OTHER RETARDED FAGGOT

my gme april calls printing money rn idk why but i aint complaining

>>24924169
CLF, VALE, and TECK Calls
The further out the better

>>24924176
I fucking wish... but its just going to pump again.

Huh, GME shorts are actually covering for once, weird

>>24924170
>has no argument
>resorts to name calling and shaming

Like pottery

baking

>>24924119
Lynch yourself niggerfaggot

>>24924115
Wait, I thought you couldn't make trades before the market opens?

YES give me the cheap CUNNY

Hey guys. I'm not the only one who finds it satisfying when an ETF's ticker tells you what it contains, right? :3 ^_^

JETS
AWAY
YOLO
LIT
UFO
PAWZ
IWFH
PRNY
DRIV
MOON
TAN
ICLN
CLOU

I took a screenshot of how high I was up today doesn't that mean I should sell it all.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PLTR paper hands get what they deserve

Friday sucks. If I sold up every Thursday and bought back near close on Friday I'm sure my gains would improve significantly.

*dies*

>>24924224
Yes.

>>24924217
Pre-market starts at 4am eastern.

>>24924245
>>24924245
>>24924245
new

>>24924205
Maybe they're covering at a loss for the tax loss harvesting.

Oh wow it's almost like I was right yesterday and I'm about to be rich when my 500 MARA Puts start printing.

>>24924209
>arguing with retards
Ok whatever. Remember, Trump's gonna win.
Trust the process.

>>24924192
Date/Strike

>ABNB
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24924155
Same, it usually takes a minute or two to catch up, all my pies are automated though and long holds, so I'm just here to shitpost

>>24924251
COLORADO ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGHHHHH

CRSR YESSSS

>>24924174
What the fuck it keeps going

>>24924224
Yes. Lock in your profits and get into precious metals

>pull out of VIRI making only a single dollar.
>Goes to shit immediately after

Sorry bagholders, I call the shots

Who the FUCK is buying at this prices?
Fucking hell

>>24924224
My rule of thumb is usually this. If ur gains are good enough to cap theyre good enough to take profits. Almost everytime ive capped and not taken profits, my gains ended up retracing.

>>24924170
But brother, we’ve been told that the anti Mask heretics and filthy congregators are to blame for the widespread death and destruction we’re seeing this day. How can that be if the sacred safety mandates are working and keeping the death rate low?

>>24923676
Masks are for panicking faggots, and there's nothing wrong with not wanting to be around niggers or hating jews.

>>24924258
I use Vanguard so I can't trade pre-market.

>>24924294
i justl ost 10 pounds

>>24924316
Based, I noticed the same.

>>24924330
That's specifically why I switched from Robin Hood (9 am premarket) to ameritrade (7 am premarket).

Just wanna thank the nakd anon who recommended it yesterday morning. You're a good sort.
Hoping for uuuu lets go

>SPY puts
>UTZ calls

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SQQQ and UVXY in the green

Confirmed for post stimulus dump. Think of the stimulus as a bullish earnings report that results in a market dump following said report. This has been the case with every earnings report I’ve seen in the past few months. I think we’re headed to the fiscal cliff. Be ready to snatch up cheapies and ride this shit-wagon back up to 30k

>>24924305
my sentiments exactly. Other than PLTR and some airline and cruiseship purchases earlier in the year, I am all cash.

>>24923524
>>24923649
>>24923701
>>24923735
>>24923880
>>24923519
>>24923676
>>24923465
>>24923568

What if these so called fat larping bleach drinking rtards are right though? What if there was cheating on a huge scale?

Those cities are notorious for cheating..

Tens of thousands of dead people have been confirmed to have voted.

There's a reported insane asylum where all the mail-in ballots were Biden. Do all the doped up crazies unanimously vote for Biden? Or were the ballots harvested?


There's a very good reason mail-in elections are banned in most first-world countries.

"It's not who votes that counts. It's who counts the votes that decides the outcome."


Once faith is lost in the election process doesn't that mean the death of a republic?


What will happen next?

>>24924539
everyone knows they cheated, both parties have been cheating for years. The problem is that the whole establishment and deep state is on the fix, you can´t do anything against it.

>>24923448
JSG, RTN, BOWL

>>24923449

>>24924539
He lost. Accept it. Wear the mask. Eat the bugs. Take the knee.

>>24923913
>Living another 14 years after being diagnosed with fucking stage 4 colon cancer
Jesus Christ, how many gallons of baby blood does it take to pull that off?

What the hell, Telos is catching up to Plantir.
Cleanspark blowing away other Nikola

time for some blantant shilling:

Best performing EV company that no ones talking about?

BLNK - Blink charging company. Builds charging stations, apparently has a strangle hold on European charging locations. up past their previous high today.

>>24923913
imagine if he smoked weed he would of been cured while laughing and giggling and eating pizzas

>>24924605
Op this is now a /Sent thread.

what about nvec