/biz/ - Business & Finance

I can buy hookers though

great hair

>transformers belt
>fucking TRANSFORMERS belt
i can already tell what her face looks like and ill take the money, thanks though

> ITT: Things money wont buy you

what gyno?

What exactly in this picture can't be bought?

Gyno?

>>2487639
puffy nipples?

>>2487639
>dat frame

let me check the graph one moment

>>2487702
is that a picture for manlet ants?

>>2487639
is this some sort of retarded ass humblebrag? Hurr I go to the gym sometimes and I'm fucking a butterface? Good job?

>>2487639
different skin color
a different place of birth

poverty

you can't buy poverty

>>2487702
the thumbnail m8 ru serious

>>2487639
>Gyno
>Transformer belt

AYYYYY LMAO :DDDDDD
I have never laughed this much since bat ico. If it's really you grats on that fat ass and I suggest work more on tits so you would hide your puffy nips

>>2487674
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>>2487687

>implying money can't buy gyno

>>2487639
That's why you use the free time you get with money to do those things you stupid pricks. Want a good body. Go to the fucking gym. Want a whore? Go to the fucking gym and talk about what you do.

>hairless bare torso with blemishes
>metrosexual belt
>underpants over pants
>basic bitch in yoga pants
There is not enough money in the world to pay me to have your life, and I'd wager many anons are in the same boat. But hey, think of us as fat neets munching on tendies if it helps you get through your day.

an above 100 iq

>thinks crypto can't buy gyno
dbol is $1/g from china
a .1% profit on any of my positions can buy me all the gyno i would ever need

>thinks money can't buy gyno
dbol is $1/g from china
a 1% profit on any of my shitcoin positions can buy me all the gyno i would ever need

>>2487776
>buy btc from china
>buy ltc from china
>buy gyno from china

they truly produce everything for us

>>2487639
A summer sweetheart :(

> manlet tries to show off his basic bitch
> gets BTFO over his bitch tits and transformer belt

lmao strong backfire

>>2487639
>no coiner Conner Murphy faggot wannabe tries to btfo biz but gets btfo instead

This is why I come to /biz/

Autobots, roll out!

>>2487667
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>>2487822
LOL NICE COPE

Post your bodies, kids. literally nothing wrong with the belt and a reminder you look TERRIBLE

>>2487639
What? Weird looking nipples?

>>2487639
my love

My net worth at $75k is exactly 25x that of my husband's. But he's a funny and social guy.

>>2487855
Is that your sister in the first photo?

>>2487702
what is this
a picture for manlets?

>>2487855
>Post your bodies, kids. literally nothing wrong with the belt and a reminder you look TERRIBLE

>nothing wrong with the belt
maybe if you're an autistic 15 year old

>>2487855

>>2487639
Mirin gyno.

>>2487855

am I gonna make it OP?

>>2487855
Hey chad do you want to give me some money?

>>2487855
>literal manlet

LOL COINS WONT SAVE YOU NOW

>>2487865
Once you're married, there is no individual net worth. Be a couple and support each other or end it now.

>>2487855
hurr, I know how to make use of topdown lighting too, man.

OP is right even if his belt is fucking gay, you need to have money AND a fit body to be truly alpha

Hey Chad post your BTC wallet and I'll spare something to help you buy a man's belt

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>>2487904
No pics still huh

>>2487855
How the fuck is my shit cope? All I said was go improve your situation. Fuck man. If you got to project this hard go to fucking /soc/

>>2487921
Got a prenup & I pay all for our living expenses so mah guy can save & invest most of his income.

Keeping separate finances protects both of us.

>>2487936
post Blockfolio and I'll post my bod ;)

>>2487936
>posting unverified manlet bodies to a business discussion board.

>>2487639
What's a personal trainer?
What's a prostitute?
What's a mom?
What's a boob job?
>>2487651
>>2487744
These are the only accurate ones in this thread.

>>2487946
Pre-nups are for those expecting failure. Pre-nups are for people with commitment issues.

You're not fully committed to each other. Enjoy your divorce.

>>2487702
>125x92
nice try cock gobbler

>>2488021
>Women
>Fully commited

>>2488021
Stupid USA reasoning. Talk to you in 60 years :)

>>2487855
post lifts or get the fuck out

I know you're all coming here from that crypto thread on bbmisc

>>2488032
So, you're in your 20s and in Europe?

>>2488055
tells us about your divorce and your losses on /r9k/ when it happens, screenshot this and your post about prenups so we can laugh at you when the time comes.

>>2488055
Yup, and close. European immigrant in the US.

>>2488099
Ok.

>>2488099
Don't need a pre-nup, I actually love and support my wife.

you look polish OP

have you cleaned my toilet yet?

>mfw OP is actually weak handed

Even with your gains, you can't hold the dip faggot.

>>2488120
You guys don't understand what prenups are for. Especially with healthcare being shit in the US.

hahahahahaha a fucking transformers belt

>>2488146
If you think healthcare is shit in the US, move to another country. The US has then best health care and technology in the world. Its the government that gets in the way, just like every other country. Pre-nup because of US healthcare? So fucking weak.

>>2487639
bitches love money and abs.
Anyone going to the gym can get abs in a year
Not everyone can get money
Guess who are bitches chosing if you have both

>>2487855

Faggit manlet when will u learn?

t. 195cm 120kg ss gomad bearmode here

>>2487933
No you don't, you can be ugly as fuck. Money is literally the only thing that matters.

>it's an insecure manlet tries hard to show off episode

>>2488218

>bearmode

I love how far people justify themselves

>100% muscle and strength
>j-just under my 21% body fat h-haha

>>2487639
That gyno

>>2487651

>>2488233
>that
>ugly
You don't understand male attractiveness

>>2488689
This is him when he was younger. I bet your average /biz/ autist is much better looking than this. He's literally austin powers.

>>2487935
KEK underrated

>the nipple shape, size and location of the gods

>>2488843
quints for this

>>2488868
jk, i'll have them now
>>2488843

Also, buy Monero

>>2488877
well fuck me sideways

>>2487855
Are those natural?

>>2487855
>belly button is at sink height
Manlet wigger with repressed homosexual tendencies has something to prove on the internet, news at 11.

>>2488189
>The US has then best health care and technology in the world.

Lost

WHY IS /BIZ/ BEING INVADED LIKE THIS

>>>/fit/
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/

>>2487720
why does place of birth matter?

why not just move?

>>2487639
You need to lay off the oestrogen bitch tits

>>2489638
it affects your initial development dipshit

Did this Chad really make a thread to put himself on a pedestal because of the fact that he has muscles and to cope with the fact that he doesn't have 1/4th of the amount of money of half the retards on this board?

Is there anything gayer than a guy taking off his shirt and posting a pic on 4chan?

>>2489982
Guys looking at such pics

home gym in my basement - $10.000
personal trainer - $75 /h
personal cook - $40 / h
Liposuction - $8000
Having a stupid girlfriend and low self esteem to pose with your chest on instashit - priceless

>>2487855
didn't think any /fit/izens were on /biz/

>>2487855

Genuine friendship

>>2487723
Welfare is sort of like being forced to buy poverty

You have gynecomastia

>>2487723
false

>>2490234
kek

>>2487651

money can buy great hair.

>>>/soc/

>>2490071
>zipper abs
its over not fixable

>>2490234
don't remind me about my bags

>>2490234

You can't buy IQ yet.

If I have to choose between rich and smart, I choose smart. Smart can make me rich, but rich can't make me smart.

>>2491098

be rich and just wait patiently until you can buy iq

>>2487639
Is that picture taken in 2014?
You can't buy time to go back and buy coins in 2014.

Someone post their memecoins on /fit/ now

>>2487946
Oh look, a woman talking about relationships.
Please, fuck off.

>>2487639
i will always be a manlet... :'(

>>2488616

That's only mediocre hair, despite billions.

Truly, the one thing not obtainable with money.

>>2487651
Ever heard of a hair transplantation?

>>2487639
you're flying low there, mate

U mirin OP ?
Also have 173 ETH
and i just turned 20
suck my cock manlet

>>2487946
This is how it should be done, usually its the woman who refuses to go along with this though.

>>2492460
>manlet
you are obviously under 5'9 you munchkin ass orange bitch follow the yellow brick road motherfucker see you at the chocolate factory

>>2488053
y-yeah

>>2492497
i'm 5'11.5"
With my airmaxes i'm 6"1'
HAHA FUCK U NIGGER KEK LOL REE

>>2490234

Legitimately kek'd.

>>2490071
From that picture I deduce that you use your left hand

>>2490234
My sides

>>2492484
Yup, the reason for it is cultural indoctrination imo. Same as for the obligatory 800% marked up engagement ring, that's just cultural pressure. In the case of the /biz/tards arguing here I'm gonna say it's jealousy and social awkwardness though.