/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fpbp

>>24908998
>off by one
Heh

SPCX --> SPAC ETF
Actively managed
Holds all the big names

thank me later

What's the next tranny stock?

>>24909035
mnxxf

>>24908817
Sure. I'd still never want to live there.
The cities are all dying and they do not have the historical flair of Euro towns.

UTZ!

What stocks to I hold to be part of the global elite?
I just want to be on the winning side for once.

Does anyone have a link to that /smg/ youtuber's profile?

just got 7 kills on apex feeling based

>>24909084
its in the OP

>tfw tried to buy 5k worth of CLF puts at 3:55
>didn't go through
>CLF is tanking AH and will probably go under 13 tomorrow

why don't the jews allow me to make money just once

>>24909058
TDOC
VEEV
NOW
ADBE
CRM
GOOGL
TCEHY
TEAM
BABA
SQ
V
AMZN
MELI
MA

>>24909105
did you even check the bid-ask when you set the order

>>24909097
Based, has he done Utz yet?

if I buy CLF call options will I find a cute tranny girlfriend on WoW or FFXIV?

>>24909058
BRK.A

>>24909138
The CUNNY posts will be in this weeks recap I hope.

>>24909135
Yes and I literally bid the ask. still didn't trigger

UU-UU!

>>24909175
UUUU

Baggie, please post you chat logs between you and your GF

Should I trade by cost average cycling?

>set limit buy at -2% of market open for 1000 dollars worth of shares
>if it gains 4% it'll erase the day's losses
>set another limit buy at -5% for 1000 dollars
>can make money on the second trade when it goes back up
>when number go up, sell so you make money

Obviously doesn't work if it does a giga dump of like 20% but those days are special, just keep buying the dip until you either run out of money or the market recovers and you make money.

>>24909119
>no AAPL

not gonna make it lad

6.7% gains on the day. The pendulum is swinging in the other direction now. Look out Wall Street!

>>24909058
PLTR of course

>>24909170
who is your broker and were the bid-ask quotes even real-time
sounds really shitty if your broker isn't reliable

>>24909175

Ex Uranium, aurum.

When you're hard because you're tired and you should just take a nap but keep scrolling smg

>>24909058
Blackpillpholio:
- You vill eat ze buggz (Bayer/Monsanto, BYND)
- You vill live in za pod (Airbnb)
- You vill have no privazi (PLTR, Google etc.)
- You vill take ze vaccine (any pharmagiant)
- You vill own nozzing (Netflix, DIS, other streamers)
- You vill be happy (Mushroom stocks)

If you're very lucky you can cash out before the decay sets in completely and buy a nice house in rural Eastern Europe, do gardening and read books for your remaining years while the West dies.

IYKYK

>>24909227
IBKR

>>24909271
shill me

>>24909211
she doesnt even speak english, shes probably one of those Wow you so bang me love you long time People

>>24909257
How do I short old people and secure a future for people not decrepit?

Arkk goes up .5% a day on average. Why should i not all in arkk and make comfy gains?

>>24909105
I need to start doing this. I hold CLF but every day there's a run up then a profit taking then a crash. Would make decent money on itm monthlies.

>>24909282
IYKYK

>>24909212
you should stop trying so hard because every time you do you lose money

>>24909105
>CLF is tanking AH and will probably go under 13 tomorrow
Why? Because U.S. Steel is going to report Q3 earnings that didn't meet expectations? Frankly that sounds like good news to me if I'm CLF and you're my competitor. Then again people are generally retarded and they might think it has something to do with steel in general. Which it might for all I know. I'm retarded too.

>>24909296
bought in at 9. sold at 30.

So does no one ever read the thread?
>Bros what happened to X???
>YO WHAT HAPPENED TO CLF???
holy shit

>>24909277
i'm going to assume they fucked up with the quotes then
I'm planning on opening an IBKR account myself but I heard the real-time quote shit isn't even free so I'm keeping my old TFSA open just for that lol

>>24909316
IYKYK

>>24909277
Use Schwab. Their UI leaves a little to be desired but they've not overtly fucked me with unreliability and I can trade AH without any hoops to jump through beforehand.

>split my money 5 ways
>buy AMD every red day
>sell on green days
>if there is another red day, buy more, up to 5 red days in a row

im looking at the daily chart for this past year and seeing nothing wrong with this strategy, fight me. covid crash doesn't count, i'd cut my losses on any circuit breaker being tripped or if we get lockdowns again for some reason (or another plague in the years to come)

>>24909293
I’m beginning to do this,

>>24909105
>CLF is tanking AH and will probably go under 13 tomorrow
No it won't, the bottoms are rising too. Shorting clf has raped a lot of people and you'd have to exercise the puts the same day.

Where do all the blockbuster boys go when GME is big green? You promised me single digits by now, bobo.

>>24909313
see
>>24909295

>>24909339
Bro your break evens are at $165 you are going to lose everything

>Spotify to launch its service in South Korea in first half of 2021
A country of 50m people added to the list

>>24909337
do you buy/sell before close?

>>24909351
Same place BCRX rocket guy goes on the red days

>>24909359
He's right and I've already thought about it myself. I need to just do it because it's becoming so predictable.

>>24909337
Since line generally goes up, most non-retarded strategies work. Your strategy seems non-retarded, so I don’t doubt that it works.

IYKYK
>not buying the equivalent of Northrop Grumman and Lockheed Martin during the peak of the cold war nuclear arms race

>*heavy breathing* U-Uh yes maa'm gimme 14.6 more shares of GME at market price

>>24909366
Is 165 unreasonable for ARKK in 2022?

>>24909339
Fucking retarded to do options. Ur gonna get iv crushed hard as shit pretty often shigfydiggy

>>24909366
check the expiry retard

Remember when baggie showed off his CLF call today?
>Instantly dumped

>>24909424
baggie is the most powerful anon here. even more powerful than the tranny

>>24909307
Why are you so afraid to lose money on short term dips when stocks generally rise back to their 90 day average?

>>24909318
BRUH WTF HAPPENED TO MY CLF??

>>IYKYK

>>24909424
it'll be back up tomorrow. once we break resistance at 14 it's straight up to 15. no brakes

>>24909424
I'm not even convinced it's going to dump frankly. Hopefully I'm wrong. Personally don't see a reason it would other than fear.

>>24909458
I thought you meant using options in which case the answer is theta decay. But yeah buying stock on red days seems sensible enough.

>>24909326
>check PLTR careers
>"legal ninjas"
>close tab

you fucking retards in smg have missed the MVIS train so many times

>>24909313
was probably bots being bots

>steel tanks
>execute sell in lateral company

CLF at 15 tomorrow

Another day at work tomorrow 8 am sharp gotta get my sleep goodnight bros

Baggie please buy 0DTE puts on all my stocks i need to survive the witching hour

>>24909337
You will always lose money, /biz/ told me so.

I had to go out in the snow for these. What am I in for?

This is getting bad anons. Too many moves I'm interested in yet I can't sit still long enough. If I'm patient enough my current move will yield a 3-4x, im nearly all in as well. Yet I keep trying to go for very short term moves that will yield a 1.2-2x because I want to multiply my stack quickly. But in that time frame of waiting a few weeks something could happen and I can miss the 3-4x. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO HARD!!! How do I stop this? This 3-4x was intially greater than an 7x. Yeah I know, Id have so much right now if I was patient. I was so impatient, I wanted gains as fast as possible that a decent bulk of the gains that has already slipped my hands. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24909424
he bought them expiring tomorrow though, so it's fine, it'll crab or dump a little more tomorrow and then go back to the regular scheduled programming on Monday

BAGGIE......................BAGGIE.......................OH BAGGIE.................COME OUT...............WITH THE CHAT LOGS BAGGIEEEEE

>>24909105
Not enough volume.

>>24909381
America needs to balkanize and leave Kurds alone.

>>24909337
How does that strategy compare to holding long and selling covered calls?

>>24909543
salt

>>24909538
>not being a WFH Chad

>>24909538

>>24909493
Thank you anon, I just want to avoid buying green if I can help it.

>>24909337
that's because AMD actually has long-term fundamentals
frankly you're better off just holding and selling covered calls instead of trying to scalp

>>24909572
This is my new favourite /smg/ meme :)

>>24909523
I don't know about 15. I mean, I'll always hope, sure. I think we'll see a fear dump premarket/open followed by a rise and close slightly red into the weekend. UNLESS some bold analyst or somebody lights a spark and says this actually might be good news for CLF. Then who the fuck knows what could happen.

How do I cope with the fact that I went from this

>>24909600
czeched

do know covered calls how they work though

>>24909547
>I'm patient enough my current move will yield a 3-4x, im nearly all in as well. Yet I keep trying to go for very short term moves that will yield a 1.2-2x because I want to multiply my stack quickly.
I feel this, what I've done is just cap my buying for any one stock at 50% of my portfolio. The rest can be split between safe high quality plays (like TSM) or quick meme plays (like BITF/MARA)

>>24909602
I didn’t want to say anything but yeah, me too.

Y-youre investing in water right anon? You know the jews plan to commoditize and pump water to kill off goyim faster right anon?

>>24909608
to this

CLF projections for the next 24 hours:
Up to 14.20 in yuropoor/premarket
Dumps to 13.70 when market opens
Crabs to 13.75 in day
Drops to 13.5 in AH

X Will inexplicably climb back to 18 in premarket
Drops to 17 and continues to fall in day

I’ll continue to be mad and have a shitty weekend waiting for the Monday crabs

>>24909608
Recognizing that you’re doing a lot better than a lot of others still.

Bros, reposting from the last thread. I'm kinda drunk and sent an email to Utz about making an anime mascot.

>Stonks only go up
>Stonks I buy either crab or slow bleed until I sell them
>Hodl longer
>They just keep doing it longer

>>24909608
what happened

>>24909049
The cities are full of poor people in Japan.

Wages and salaries suck yet people come to the city thinking they can get good jobs but all they get are shit positions.

Foreigners add to the problem thinking they'll get a better life here but they end up just as bad or even worse.

But those city people love to take pics in front of gardens and illuminations and their plates of food/Starbucks they barely affored to show all their fake friends and family on Insta that they have the "good life".

>>24909646
Covered Calls

>>24909543
Based buy. Great snack. Your ass will burn though.

>>24909543
God I miss eating like absolute shit sometimes

>>24909637
>>24909608
just watch some of your shitty kpop vids and fap then sleep

>>24909372
yeah, buy the close of red days sell the close of green days in profit. alternatively buy the previous low of day and sell high of day potentially. probably best to get out at break even if you have to average down at least 3 times if you want to be safer with reloading so you can average down more. in most non-apocalyptic scenarios (read: the vast majority of the time, historically), you can just hodl since AMD has a bright future for at least the next 3 years, probably longer. if lisa su dies or something it's time to get worried, but otherwise no problems.

>>24909541
always invert /biz/.

>>24909600
>>24909581
what is it with you memelords and covered calls? hasn't that shit already been debunked?

>>24909257
This post is wonderful.
So wonderful.
You are just as wonderful as Keanu.

Utz is now 3D according to /co/, bullish or bearish?

>>24909105
>>24909575
The demand doesn't exist from the big bois, it's you and a handful of redditors/trannies holding the price up.

>>24909666
>City life sucks in Japan
So Persona 4 is the superior Persona game. Thanks, Satan.

>>24909424
Hey you saved my dumb poo picture

>>24909701
Fortunately I'm not kpop tranny

>>24909705
OH shit 3d cunny is dangerous fren

>>24909666
soooo, just like city life in the US?

>>24909637
>to this
Big oof
Which meme killed you?

>>24909547
Just put 100 on OPTI. You'll either make 10,000 dollars or 0 dollars.

>>24909608
Dump it all into OPTI.

It will at least double by the end of December with the $2 billion government contract.

>>24909666
Sounds like living in NYC lmao

>>24909646
DCA at/under the 200 hour MA, sell half at some amount of profit, buy more if it goes down in 2xATR increments. 5xATR increments if you really want to spread your money out.

>>24909712
Jesus, how’d a guy like him get with Ana de Armas?

>>24909725
I was holding AAPL and TSLA calls which ran up like mad in August. Then near the top I rolled them into leap calls, then everything crashed in September. Also I learned what IV crush was the hard way. Guess it was beginners luck I even got to 75k at all, shows how retarded I am for losing almost all of it.

>>24909644
Don’t think it would appeal to the actual UTZ customers. Maybe have a specialty flavor like prawn or kimchi that could have an anime version of UTZ girl.

Liquidating my portfolio tomorrow and buying UVXY

See ID

>>24909727
I want to dump a fat load onto Okayu's squishy tummy

>>24909762
Sell half after every doubling as a hard rule.

>>24909755
Big weiner

>>24909541
Im so mad at myself. Almost every move I make ends up winning at some point but I end up selling when it dumps all the way back down.

Eg.
>CLF
>Bought calls
>Pumps bigly
>Hold
>Dumps
>Hold
>Pumps
>Hold
>Dumps
>Hold
>Pumps
>Hold
>Pumps
>Hold
>Dumps bigly
>Hold
>Dumps bigly
>Finally sell at close to breakeven
>Pumps
>AAAAAAAA
>Pumps bigly
>AAAAAAAA I SOLD THE BOTTOMMMMMMMMMMM

I wasnt even nervous I just wanted to move my money elsewhere so I decided to dump that option at the worst possible time and it pisses me off so much knowing how I
>buy the bottom hold through huge gains and sell at the price I jumped in at only for it pump right back up
Or
>buy the top hold through a dump and finally sell near the bottom
This happens even when im not feeling fomo or fud.

>>24909703
>hasn't that shit already been debunked?
just sell low delta calls you dummy if you don't want to risk getting assigned. A bluechip isn't going to jump up +30% out of nowhere usually
might as well get some free money from other people buying your calls as a hedge for their naked calls or whatever

obviously if you write covered calls on something like GME, expect to get assigned and be forced to trim profits
But on something like Microsoft or something? AMD has stabilized too at this point

>>24909666
always wanted to visit tokyo, but watched an actual "tokyo walk around" vid and it looks like NYC with gooks. dunno why i'd even waste money flying over there to do the same shit I could do in NYC without the expensive ticket

>Play Among Us
>Friends start talking about how they bought CDPR stocks
Tops in, right?

>tfw no UTZ gf

:(

Wait until big dick LG releases CLF guidance and all the X bagholders mouths start watering lol

>>24909770
>ID is purple gibberish
bullish

>>24909787
Where's the money going to go? Treasuries? Cash? Institutions are so desperate for yield they're buying fucking bitcoin.

>>24909774
more like into her tummy
through her throat
if you catch my meaning

Guys the wendy's drive thru is slow as fuck and I'm about to piss my pants

>>24909670
>Sell covered calls
>Stonk moons 30% and trading halted
>Panic
>This is the squeeze
>It's going to 100x and I'm going to get a measly 0.5% premium and remain poor
>Deposit funds to buy back the call for a loss
>Just kidding, that was the peak
True story, GME in October. Yes I'm retarded.

>>24909782
>sold when steel and iron ore prices are at all time highs

anon...i....

>>24909803

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pyQaX6b_xs

>>24909803
B-b-b-but smg says CLF is going to $8

>>24909820
I think you misunderstand the idea of poo poo pee pee.

>>24909782
because you're in too deep
your emotions are a signal to you that you are risking more than you can afford to lose which is why you're panicking

if you have 10 calls, think of it like you're just holding 1000 shares so stop being spooked by how much it's swinging

>>24909820
Grab the cup from your last drive thru trip off the floor of your car and use that.

>>24909785
honestly idk why i'd travel anywhere when i can just watch walk around videos like that or videos of people going to restaurants from the comfort of my own home eating my delicious home cooked meals. fun fact you can buy really fucking nice ingredients fresh for cheap when you know how to cook, it's an incredibly valuable (and delicious) skill to cultivate. highly recommended. good for showing off to the ladies too if you're into that sort of thing.

>>24909322
i don't know if this is retarded or just plain queer.

>>24909831
smg is full of assblasted faggots who watched and got cucked by the rise of CLF over the past few months. hilarious thing is that the real pump hasn't even started. won't even begin until first week of january when all of the manufacturing plants fire back up after the holidays

>>24909820
Piss in your mouth and drink it, problem solved.

>>24909608
In the grand scheme of things, neither of those numbers are very high. You could have NEET'd for at most 3 or 4 years off your max. If you invested time and, as needed, money in yourself to get a job with high 5-figure salary, you could cross the 6-figure club gap in 1-2yrs max with no pullback in sight. Basically, you're playing with chump change, consider this practice for breaking $1M.

>>24909821
yeah, probably don't do it on a ticker that can go +50% in hours unless you were planning to trim profits on part of your position anyways

>>24909782
you're basically the poster child for what someone who doesn't know FA and TA looks like.

you ever see a 7th grader tell a teacher with a whisper, "If America is full of teachers like you, what is the wonder for the rise in teenage suicide?"

>>24909863
based. i'm at the age where i just want to hang out at home, make money, and pump babies into my early 20s wife

>>24909871
It’s called good advice dumbass.

CLF tranny gone with the wind?

GHIV better moon tomorrow or im fucked

>>24909782
The stock I bought today was down after I bought it and down from the opening, but it went back above my buy-in around 8 PM so now I'm up 5 dollars. My life is great now. Would be better if I had bought that 2:30 dip instead of the 1:50 crab but whatever. Now we just hope it pumps before market open like it's done the previous 5 days.

>>24909898
Baggie i thought you weren't allowed near schools...

>>24909846
>you are risking more than you can afford to lose
this is good advice. you should listen to it

>>24909381
Whats the ticker?

>>24909875
>won't even begin until first week of january when all of the manufacturing plants fire back up after the holidays
so what you're saying is, buying calls for February a few weeks ago was a 9001 IQ move and I'm the king of retards that follwoed CLFchad in here?

Good morning I hate CLF

>>24909913
>GHIV
It didnt moon AH so yeah its not going to moon tomorrow

>>24909783
what do you think the new relative low is going to wind up being? im looking for another entry point as im also considering just buying at support levels as well and flipping them.

>>24909909
read the thread

>>24909820
This is why I take a leak before I go to get my 11:30 PM burger.

>>24909926
BOOOM!

>>24909945
Nice ID

>>24909945
I am FUCKED

>>24909608
>SPCE is down 4.78%
the ride is over. Coming back down to Earth.

>>24909897
Kek

>buy stock when it's red
>it gets redder
>TA failed me

>>24909940
Top of the morning to you sir. I hate stepping on lego

Dammit, I should have bought Big5 stock

>>24909938
probably feb19 calls are the elite move because they're announcing earnings on feb18, which they are expected to blow out of the water due to the fact that steel prices are at an all time high and so is the production levels of their customers (specifically automotive)

i will be surprised if it doesn't hit 20 that week leading up to earnings

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>>24909200
>UUUU
checked and Mark Chalmers NFT Limited Edition pilled

>>24909875
>fire back up

Lockdowns aren't ending, bud.

>>24909909
>CLF tranny gone with the wind?
He is here, right now

>>24909966
>9966 dubs seals your fate
You've already been bogged, your money is already gone

WISHMROOOOOO

>>24909905
i watch shit like aden films and related channel every night, dude. i love that shit, helps me get ready to go to sleep with a nice hot cup of turmeric and ginger tea.

>tfw no early 20s wife

I can’t stop drinking bros

>>24910015
I single handedly tanked the company

>>24909814
>Where's the money going to go?
GOOLD?

>>24909898
the fucking cunt physically restrained me and would not let me on the bus that day.... she had an easy fucking job, but old as fuck and barren could never have her own kids... pretty much as liberal as they come... she destroyed dreams.. she hurt many people, i gave the children inspiration speaking to dreams and ambitions... i mean at 9 years old i was suspended from school for conspiracy and insubordination... i mean i've changed since then... but my core beliefs are still true till this day. tyranny and being told to do something against your will, will never hold true to the same virtue of freedom.

>>24910001
all because there are lockdowns doesn't mean that manufacturing stopped. it's actually booming in anticipation of huge surge in demand after lockdowns end. everyone is building an inventory stockpile now to make up for the fact that so many operations were shut down between 1 and 3 months earlier this year

>>24909391
ARKK options IV is pretty low.

>red futures
that's the last straw I'm killing myself

>>24909977
>buy stock when it's red
>it gets redder
>buy more
>it gets redder
>buy more
>it pumps into profit
>trim 2/3rds of position, ready to buy more if it goes down again
>all the while FA thesis is still holding strong, catalysts are eagerly awaited

it's like you've never done this before anon, lmao

I think im just gonna go all in on draftkings for the next 6 moths until it moons to over 150+

Assuming the stimulus gets passed over the weekend, theres 18 billion allocated to the airlines, which are set to benefit the most? Im thinking AAL

Weewoooweeewooo

>>24910025
you need to set yourself up so that you don't have time to drink. idle time kills you

>>24910042
GOOLD?

>>24910042
watching sg1 as we speak fellow chad

>>24909884
Thanks, that's the way I see it. It's kinda fun money in my RH account. I have no desire to NEET. I will make high 70s this year, not amazing, but I'm 24 single and in a relatively cheap city

BFT i need to accumulate more around 10-12, idk if it will ever see that again. I dont understand square.
Whatever follow the moneymaker CEOs with SPACS and it will end alright. I need APXT to lower too.

>>24910071
WFH isn’t doing me any favors. I used to just hang out at the office till 6pm. Now I’m done at 9 am and start drinking at 11.

>>24909948
on what? AMD?
watch out for Intel's earnings next month. If Intel continue to fuck up, AMD is never going back under $100

Intel can't really do anything but outsource to TSM at this point, but TSM is booked for most of 2021 already so AMD is still safe since it'll still take time for Intel to catch up. Afaik Intel is still not switching to EUVL

This is where Intel fucked up and now they're so behind. TSM is also hogging all the orders from ASML so INTC committing to a switch into EUVL would also take a lot of time
>https://www.reuters.com/article/asml-intel/asml-shares-fall-on-fears-intel-could-delay-use-of-its-newest-tool-idUSL8N1AY2H4

>>24910069
Based trump is the only one who gives a fuck about the people

>>24910043
What did I just read? Say that again. More details please.

>>24909049
Cities? You mean rural towns and shit then yeah of course, Japan literally built their system around having all japs move to the large cities. I read that around HALF of the people in Tokyo would want to move to the countryside if the job opportunities were the same, so at least the spirit still exist in japs to not want to live like rats being piled on each other

>>24910061
It’ll be over 200 once legislation comes around

also shout out to the janny who gave me a week long vacation for posting CLF tranny's twitch link when someone asked for it

>>24910139
elaborate friend

>Got my christmas "bonus" from my work today in the mail
>Usually get 500$
>Instead they sent me a $25 giftcard for the most expensive restaurant in my town
>Wouldn't even cover the cost of their cheapest main course
>The restaurant is fucking closed because of covid until January 20th

>>24910109
>>24910069
>Trump: I WANT TO HELP THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA!
>Democrats: NO YOU CANT~!

>>24908982
did i miss the upst train? i'm in so many ipos, spacs, and pennies i feel like a retard.

>>24910139
What is the legislation in questing?
Im assuming youre referring to the idea that more US states would allow online gambling legally. I really havent seen any pushes for that just yet

>>24910183
same. i got a 100 dollar gift card to restaurant
>restaurants all shut down by covid

based

>>24909926
the kids that i want to teach don't want to learn... when i was 9 years old, i hated everything i was forced to do against my will... i didn't know who i was, but one of my favorite artists, call him a blonde haired drug addict. lets be real, but this song... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg and like dude's dead, apparent suicide is all the news you get... this was pre-columbine, pre-nine-eleven... but this was the guy i was telling my teacher... a 9 year old doesn't know much, but well a community understands, we had leaks like any community, fuck i get out of school suspension, and yelled at i feel bad for the one kid that got inschool suspension... at least i got to have freedom... he took a harsher penalty, and i pleaded for the fucking cunt to give me his sentence.. it blew up, fuck i mean what ever it came to me, and i tried to fall on the grenade, and did... one asshole got suspended and was just trying to be part of it, but he said he wanted to be in, and he knew nothing... still hate that fucking mexican faggot.

>>24909385
ABSOLUTE UNIT
long Tyson!

>>24910211
At least yours fucking covers the cost of a meal
Mine wouldn't even cover the tip

My portfolio is only 79 cents but somehow I'm less of a colossal retard than baggie.

>>24910219
tyson fresh meats is actually pretty good... you're looking at shit with different eyes... i mean they're good buy.

>>24909257
And what a beautiful death that will be

>>24910183
>>24910211
>tfw got nothing because salary+commission employees are not bonus eligible at my firm

is bitcoin at a peak or is this shit actually gonna rise past 24k or whatever the fuck it hit today

>>24910216
Those darn Mexicans

>>24910227
a guy at work buys me a gift certificate to the same bar every year... so $50 times 13... the bar closes new years eve, and i never used a single one.

>>24909369
Is it priced in or not? Its risen a lot over the last month

>>24910216
this post gave me corona

>>24909385
>>24909385
He has a huge bum

>>24909015
Based. Thanks anon

>>24910239
Please don't become another namefag, nobody has or ever will give a fuck about your retarded minuscule portfolio. Stop trying so hard to get attention.

>>24910105
>succumbing to societal pressures on alcohol that were pushed by women in the early 1900s to make men’s lives that much more unbearable
ngmi

>>24910277
I farted in a bar once

>>24910263
he wasn't even mexican or brown... dude's dad was a professional rugbee player from argintina, but 9 years old he became the mexican since we couldn't find a token mexican in new england.

>>24910260
Sell now. It’s dumping to -1

>>24910260
Given that it makes normies talk about it and even FOMOing in it's over. Four years ago it was the same, you'd meet people irl who'd tell you about how you should invest in bitcoin because it's going way up. I'd say it could rise one last time within a few weeks before it goes to shit again.

>>24910183
>>24910211
my coworker got denied his 20 years of service award at the corporation i work at (engineering) (usually worth a couple of thousand dollars). he complained to management, tried to haggle with them (at least get a week or two of vacation or something like that), and they told him, literally, to his face, "you're lucky to even be working here right now". the end.

so i mean, could be worse.

>>24910300
I just like getting fucked up. Don’t read so much into it.

>>24910327
I mean 3 years ago

>>24910260
It's going to crash horribly without question, but nobody can say when or from wat ATH. I'd say there's another 2-4k upwards potential but who knows. The more interesting question is if the support will be above 10k.

>>24910310
Did he have a hot sister that you and his other friends listed after?

>>24909015
Very needful friend, kindly thank you.

>>24910167
>>24910208
Yes sports gambling legalized national is inevitable. Look how much $ it brings to states like NJ. DKNG is officially partnered with the NFL and NBA and eventually they’ll have their sportbooks in every stadium/arena

>>24910358
the crash will obviously be horrific but i'm genuinely curious how far it will go.

>>24910340
and this ladies and gentlemen is why corporate loyalty is a meme

>>24910297
I've been namefagging here for years. I'm doing the -99% challenge and I need to have myself named in the archives so all you niggers can look back once I'm dead and piss on my grave.

>>24910300
RIP Mr. Lehey... I have rum and will drink some for this image... the post is calling out another post, i dunno fuck it... i've fought off deep depressions in pre-covid, the faggots that kill themselves or what ever, are literally losers. remember kids, winners aren't losers and just fucking do what ever you want. the world is your playground and money is how we keep score.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm0GBxIXrlQ

>>24910425
another one for the filter, thanks

>>24909105
lmao, thanks for the heads up, haven't been paying attention tonight. Gonna buy more CLF calls when my paycheck clears tomorrow morning. They bought out $MT's US operations and the transfer completed recently, with the coming steel price spike they'll be vertically integrated and poised for massive gains Q1. In 2008 they went to $92/share. I'm going to make bank off it.

interviewing with a big 4 firm tomorrow, any advice?

>>24910183
>not re-gifting to someone else
>not buying stock in the shit restaurant that is closed atm

>>24910421
feels bad. boomers had it so good, it's so unfair. but you're right, and i act accordingly, fuck 'em.

Bearish sentiment tomorrow?

Didnt read anything. Norwegian Air just had a Big meeting today. They will pump 10 billion into it. New Ceo. 50x Ez. Np Biz/ catch you on the flip side.

>>24910308
i farted in front of my gookfu, embarassingly i said im sorry, and she said thats ok....

>>24910448
How bout this: this is stock market general you dumb nigger, why don't you go ask reddit.

>>24910439
I change my eye pee weekly. See u in a few days

>>24910448
Whip out your cock and challenge anyone in the room to prove that theirs is bigger than yours.

R8 my portfolio

My sell targets are PLTR 30, GTE 3, LGVW 20!

>>24910469
I had a girl accidently fart on my face when I was eating her out. I got pink eye.

>>24910465
probably not. they will likely announce the stimulus tonight or tomorrow. not sure if they'll actually vote to pass it though

>>24910043
Based, fuck communists.

>>24910448
Act like a literal faggot

Like gay accent and everything get a pride lapel if possible.

They’ll hire you ASAP

Hey LKNCY is mooning...

>>24910469
>>24910308
no wait... i said excuse me... wait.. i dunno i just fart and do all kinds of stuff... she actually... i don't understand she likes me... i dunno omg...

>>24910260
Honestly surprised its still 23k. Someone in the sticky thread said there's heavy resistance at 24k and 25k. Wouldn't be surprised if it crashed below 20k though. Probably will do another moon shot whenever stimulus is actually official and not just fucking talks.

Buy $LAND Anon, God ain't making more of it.

>>24910508
Unironcally leaning toward this or lying about my upbringing and saying my native homeland was bulldozed to build an oil pipeline or some shit.

>>24910308
I was in a bar in downtown LA one time. This dude came in with leather pants, leather jacket, bandana, and two chicks on his arm.

He sat down next to me and my buddy looked over and jokingly asked “you supposed to be Brett Michaels or something?”

The dude took off his sunglasses and said “yeah”. It was actually Brett Michaels.

>>24910069
>there are 'people' who voted for pelosi and kamala

Even better, there are "people" who will be starving and homeless in 2 months who voted democrat thinking they'd get student loan forgiveness, instead of just letting the economy get better to get a better job. Now they die and the problem will be solved. Lel.

>>24910448
Have your balls hanging out of your fly when you walk in

>>24910516
You need to get the CLF Tranny to give you some weed, do some big dabs and chill out bro

Is investing in airlines a good move right now?

>>24910547

>>24910486
whats your average price?

does anyone know where i can get 30m candles of every symbol since a year+ in the past? td ameritrade's api only allows like 180 days into the past.

>>24910528
whoever props up this market is probably gonna wait for stimulus checks to go out so all the normies can dump their corona check into it. then the bog hammer drops

>>24910577
if you are HODL for the next 2-3 years only and they dont completely collapse and need a government bailout

>>24909105
What’s the deal with CLF? Why’s everyone shilling it?

NAS is gonna make me so fucking rich.

>>24910617
>everyone

it's one guy and like 2 people falling for his tricks

>>24910547
Oh shit based
>>24910548
Unfortunately, they probably wont die because of human tenacity

>>24909913
>>24909966
Did you buy calls or something?

>>24910587
barchart

>>24910617
steel prices are the highest they've been in years. company has launched an expansion project and recently became the largest steel manufacturer in america. production is booming as everyone builds inventory for the post-corona economy. there are a multitude of factors

>>24910641
>tenacity

*sucking dick on corners

>>24910579
Ass. I shit the bed with LGVW and got in at fucking 17. GTE was .38 and PLTR at 26. These are all relatively new acquisitions now that Roblox has been pushed back. I was going to all in Roblox if the IPO wasn’t cucked like abnb or dash.

I’m planning on holding GTE long term but I’m willing to sell PLTR for a quick profit and buy back in on a dip later. At this point with LGVW I just want to break even but I think they’re still capable of 20 by next earnings report

>>24910627
Norwegian Air Shuttle, I'd presume? Wasn't there a reverse split going on tomorrow? I am watching to see when to get in.

>>24910448

Shit yourself right before going to the interview. Always act like everything’s normal.

>>24910105
Maybe try freezing your credit card in a large block of ice (after putting it in a plastic baggie)?

Not drinking is hard for me too...

>>24910409
Nobody knows, all you can do is use shit like FIBs and hope that's the spot institutions will dump it from. The FIBs you currently have are 24150, 26500 and 29800, I would be very surprised if we got above 30k though (without a large correction first at least). Personally, what I want now is a dump back down to ~19600-19900 and then another push for the highs before either failing or keep pushing higher, that would be nice

>>24910489
that's your fault for not taking a shower... i mean i've got pink eye from scratching my brown eye uhh yeah... i mean i was doing this one girl doggy and the aroma from her brown eye killed my boner... she literally starts trying to blow me to get me hard again, but she had a wiping problem... and uhh her name was chelsea or what ever... she was a nice dancer...i spun her around like a top and pulled her close and dipped her a few times... i mean damn she didn't shave or trim, so it was just bush and shit... she had blonde curly hair... but uhh it got awkward after that night... i was drunk she's screaming at me i passed out, it's like bitch fuck off.

>>24910556
i used to smoke an ounce of weed a week... im good at deleafing a cigar and re-wrapping a blunt smoked so many blunts...

>>24910670
>LOO in ID
>Brown ID

He’s doing it, he’s doing the needful

hey jannies if you could ban baggie for being off topic for once in your fucking lives that'd be great.

>>24910670
Not gonna make it bro...


Sell that shit stat

also Roblox will be cucked, faggot Cramer is hyping it, so boomers will be on it like flies on shit

Shoulda got some UPST, double pumped since IPO

>>24910676
Yeah. did you read the General meeting Doc ?.

>>24910703
I drink a beer every now and then.
But it's one of the few things I can actually do... Everything else is shut down.

I can't go to the gym, I can't drink a coffee, the gouvernment only lets people work and go home like good little wagies.
I don't even care what time I go to bed or whatever, it doesn't matter anyways when I wake up.

>>24910778
Haven't done so yet. Got a rundown?

>>24910670
GTE to 3.
https://twitter.com/realwillmeade/status/1243557164146470916

>>24910765
I have no idea what the appeal of roblox is. I'm fairly involved in gaming and have never heard of someone who plays it. less than 2k concurrent viewers on twitch. nobody on /v/ posts about it. how do people think this is actually gonna take off

>>24909468

Spill it. Shill me your wares

>>24910547
>>24910578
last bar I went to was a hardcore biker bar, and I said I would never step foot in another bar. I witnessed a warlocks MC member stab a dude to death because he was talking shit about the color of the dudes bike saying it was purple.

to be fair it was a off color of blue, but jesus christ why kill the dude?

>>24910805
It’s a little kids game, like 12 and younger. It’s tween crack.

>>24910605
I think they might let it run to MAYBE 30k and then release the bog. They'll only have to wait till 2024 to breakeven for those that buy around those levels :^)
Been seeing multiple articles about various investment firms adding millions in bitcoin to their portfolio, so maybe the dip won't be as horrifying this time, especially with circumstances related to the USD, but we'll see I guess.

>>24910708
I had one chick named Monica... she had the longest nipples I've ever seen with LOOOONG beef curtains. Only time I've ever walked off from a free lay.
>Bitches nipples legit looked like vienna sausages.

What could possibly be the reason to have 70 cents in your portfolio like go outside and pick up a quarter and get that shit to a dollar at least

>>24910746
Fuck off. He’s on a roll

>>24910805
>nobody on /v/ posts about it
>/v/

>>24910843
-99% aftermath

>>24910784
Yeah I feel that. I used to hang out with my friends all the time but now they are busy with work or gfs and we don't have as much stuff to do together. Before the pandemic we would occasionally go to parties and play board games at the board game store but now we meet once a month if I'm lucky.

I miss the gym too. I've started running up and down the stairs while listening to Persona soundtracks, which definitely helps my mood. And I stopped drinking daily and smoking. I hope this ends soon and we can go back to normal...

>>24910840
>long nipples
>long beef curtains

Hot

>>24910827
I unironcally mostly go to gay bars now. The girls there are easy to lay and the drinks are cheap and generous. best kept secret if you ignore the faggotry imo

>>24910617
I'm in on MT and CLF because steel production is only just coming back and it's not something you can just flip on and off. Meanwhile a shitload of construction projects that have been on hold due to COVID are resuming, causing high demand for steel when there is none. Automotive manufacturing is back to normal and is eating steel. High demand and low supply means very high prices at every part of the chain. Ore is the best place to invest, steel production is the second best, and CLF does both.

Again, CLF hit $92 in 2008, which was the last time steel dropped and then had shortage during high demand. And you can expect to see this happen in the next few months, there's a small window to jump in before you're either priced out or take unreasonable risk.

I'm not going to shill it though, I don't care what you faggots do. I'm just going to be smug.

>>24910838
>circumstances related to the USD
why is everyone dumping the USD

>>24910882
It wasn't hot. Think about cunny... now picture the EXACT opposite.

i mean i've grown pot, i've hollowed out cigars and stuffed them with like as much as it can hold... you roast a big ass blunt like that.. damn the tar that comes from the mouth end... omg all that resin and shit... they get youhigh as fuck though... i've smoked more than the average nigga... i'm like kinda degenerate... i don't want to smoke weed. ok i want to smoke weed, but like you ever eat half an ounce of mushrooms and waiit... so acid and girls. 2 girls at the same time while on acid in a tent and just a flashlight and broads with celophane wigs... ok no wonder i fell hard for a fucking korean girl.. she captivates my mind from the language barrier....

Rlftf will go ballistic next year. I promise you. As soon as its starts being used

>>24910101
In that case, as someone who was in a similar position at your age (I turn 30 next year, not that much older but it will come faster than you think and this is a critical time of your life) - frankly speaking, your long-term finances would be fine with "boring" investments if your job has a good career path. Therefore, if you aren't already, it's probably more important to make sure you have the other aspects of your life laid out - is it important to you to get married someday? If so, you should probably be dating or making preparations to enter the dating pool after coranachan lockdown. Do you see yourself liking doing your current job for the medium- and long- term? If no to either, you may want to spend time finding and preparing for something else. If you're not interested in NEET life you're probably on the right track anyway but just want to note that $100k returns in a year, for example, won't necessarily be any more life changing than other more qualitative factors in your situation.

>>24910895
I’m picturing it and it’s hot. I love a big meaty snatch. I’d chew the shit outta some Vienna sausage nipples.

>>24910905
Weed always gave me anxiety. Like I've done meth, molly, MDMA, coke... and never fucked with me... but one hit off a blunt and I think everyone is a cop or everyone is trying to rob me.

>>24910885
how do you chase off the fags though....

oh back up plan...

>>24910878
Germany is full of fear boomers. No chance this ends before May.

I plan on getting out of here the days after Christmas, but all the other places are pretty restricted too. Even something like Bosnia or Egypt will improve my mood though

>>24910867
/v/ is consistently wrong about videogames so I wouldn't read too much into it.

baking

>>24910923
I'm making preparations to start dating again by going to the gym, etc. Plan is to get my Masters in Marketing. Thanks for the advice, it's appreciated.

>>24910840
damn, ii mean i've seen some that are like 1 1.5 cms, i saw a broad who had some long ones and sucked them, uhh damn yeah... all tits are great. i mean even the fucking wierd ones.. like honestly if i had to judge, my gf's are uhh she's never been knocked up, so her hormones don't give milk or swell them, but damn i can make her so horny, and just thinking about her made me cum twice.

>>24910905
i really hope the dea or some kind of anti drug group kicks down your door and regulates your bullshit degenerate behavior, i don't know, maybe you follow your girl to seoul and try your luck in itaewon and find out it isn't the fucking 60's anymore.


>>24910894
i'm thinking selling everything tomorrow before cob and buying 100 dollars of sqqq, something isn't right

>>24909820
>he doesn't use the official Wendy's app and order in advance

SELL IT NOW FOR YOUR LOVE OF GODSAKE

>>24910703
>Maybe try freezing your credit card in a large block of ice
Don't do this, the plastic will become brittle after the ice melts. It will probably ruin the card.

Time to buy more BX

>>24910944
if you're confident in your sexuality it's not hard. just say you're there with friends but don't swing that way. I have like 2 gay friends in my group, so the whole group goes to the fag bars sometimes.

>>24910894
The fed purchases over 120 billion in bonds every single month and that's what they allow us to know. Every second, hundreds if not thousands of dollars are literally created out of thin air. That's just America, that doesn't include the rest of the world. Basically there is a high supply of dollars everywhere and little demand because of the flu shit driving into the fucking planet. Current levels are "ok", but you should start worry if it gets into the 70s range.

>>24911021
This is how they get revenge?

>>24910947
Germany is FUCKED on so many levels it's unbelievable.
France, UK and Germany all have non-European-Ethnicity in 50+% of their under 3 year olds, meaning that it's mathematically inevitable that all three countries will cease to exist within the next two generations.

>>24911017
really doubt anyone here can trade on the "WSE"
the OTC ticker has like 1K volume too lol

>>24911031
He's not wrong... but the shitty part is some nights literally ALL the girls have husbands and you're just stuck at a gay bar watching dudes make out and shit.

>>24911017
DON'T SAY I DID NOT WARN YOU, REAL BAD NEWS WILL MAKE THIS COMPANY DROPPED LIKE A BITCOIN

https://www.ign.com/articles/sony-removing-cyberpunk-2077-from-ps-store-will-offer-refunds-to-playstation-players-who-already-bought-it

>>24911022
This is true but you can avoid it by putting the card in a plastic baggie with a little bit of air in it to act as a cushion.

my ip range got a posting ban so im fucked someone else bake. Fuck jannies.

>>24910765
What, sell LGVW? That’s the only stock I’m not 100% confident on. PLTR will definitely climb over time, GTE looks really promising too like >>24910797
anon said.

What positions would you recommend this week/ next week?

>>24911114
damn they banned the thread maker?

>>24911114
I had to buy a 4chan pass for this very reason

>>24911138
you're gonna laugh but
WISH tomorrow
put a limit order in at 21.75 or 22 and sell at the end of the day

>>24910069
Jews controlling his as usual. He would have been great if it wasn't for this

>>24910840
>>24911005
like my areolas and nipples are smaller than a dime.. i also have chest hair that covers the whole thing up... my gf has swirled her tounge around those tiny guys and the nerves go strait into my cock... her head on my anterior deltoid my arm under her back, enough pillows to be comfy... she still plays with my nipples...

>Sony pulls CyberPunk 2077 from Playstation store after bug backlash

>>24910448
tell them about your love of 2D cunny, they'll be very impressed and hire you right away

>>24911114
NEW BREAD

/smg/ - stock market general

>>24911208

new

>>24908982
>>24908982
>>24908982
>>24908982
>>24908982

>>24911198
Honestly if you believed that this game would run smoothly on older consoles, you deserve to get ripped off.
Should've just built a PC with your Trumpbux.

>>24911008
i think the only way to understand the boat is to experience it first hand. mistakes can be made, but you have no idea how much i worry... how much i actually care. empathy hurts the most, when you're the one who's been there and know you didn't do enough to stop the same mistake twice.

>>24911071
I'll finish my studies and then fuck off.
I'm rich enough to buy a house in Thailand, Greece or Georgia and then never worry about Germany again.

>>24911198
God damn is it too late to buy puts?

>>24911071
odds are civil society will collapse before that's ever an issue, the imports don't contribute anything worth shit and the young white men they need are tuning the fuck out. won't be pretty if you're still there but good odds a lot just fuck off once things get hostile

>>24910195
>>24910548

>Democrats

It was Congressional Republicans who talked him out, realize that both parties are different sides of the same coin.

>>24911404
Yeah we're kind of talking about the old stimulus, the one that was straight up 1200 dollars.

Enjoy starvation though, no one is gonna pay your rent you cocksmoking bunkertranny.

>>24909385
Dare I say? Bearish?

>>24910871
kek

Just got into stocks. How is this portfolio:

MRNA
ARKK
BOTZ
MSFT
SNE
BABA
PHO
AWK