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/smg/ says Trans Rights are humans rights!!!

Thanks for baking tranny

First for GSI.VN gains

BUY THE MP DIP RETARDS

bid/ask on GME is wild rn

>>24902286

>>24902286
Trans right do not matter,
CUNNY rights matter
Give your balls a tug.

>>24902286
yes! and buy CLF!

how do I short trans lives? I don't think they matter, bros

let's have a nice thread and post lots of cunny
>>>/f/3449992

Gimme something besides MARA or riot to FOMO into thats somewhat related

HCACH bros prepare for launch

>>24902282
Sometimes the dump "stabilises" by going up +13% in premarket.

>GME 15$ TODAY
>GME 15$ TODAY
>GME 15$ TODAY

>>24902336
NXTD or BITF

>>24902328
Can someone photoshop a bane mask onto our guy Mr. Chalmers? I tried but it looked like shit.

can someone post the UUUU boomer?

>>24902316
Piss of, tranny poser.

>My neetbux increasing with this new stimulus
wagies BTFO

Should I sell my crypto memes? I don't actually have any idea what the fuck I'm doing with them and would rather not get bogged after hours

>>24902367

is it too late to go in ARKK? supposedly TSLA supposed to have a big day tomorrow?

>>24902370
based disabled anon

>>24902353
i cant buy bitf on etrade wtf

Early ding ding ding, I have to go to work early! How did everyone do today? I'm up .21%, slower than the last cupple days but my limitless ascendancy has only just begun. DXY down hardcore, gold up big time, holdings generally green. Remind the rat that I DO always read his responses to my early posts, it's just at midnight when I get home >:(

I like boi cunny ngl

https://www.freep.com/story/money/business/columnists/carol-cain/2020/11/28/uwm-ceo-mat-ishbia-going-public/6426047002/

Remember LAZR? It's time for round two with GHIV.

>>24902375
If you need the cash sell or put a trailing stop on, otherwise hold.

Too much green...

So how do you guys pick stocks to swing? Do you read the news and try to make predictions about certain companies becoming more prominent? Do you research a specific sector a lot? I have made moderate gains randomly investing in popular stocks but I'm curious how you guys anticipate big movements

BTWN <3 <3 <3

>>24902391
It's on the Canadian pennystock exchange

>>24902393
see
>>24902375

Whats the deal with TLS?? And dont give me that NWO bullshit as far as I know they handle direct messaging for the government and some other bullshit.

>>24902391
It's on the TSX, so maybe that's why

>>24902381
thanks fren

>>24902320
i want to long trans lives, they don't deserve being bullied for being mentally ill, its just not fair, if only kikes didn't seize all the research being done to help people suffering from dysphoria and turned it into yet another cock mutilating activity they enjoy so much
honestly hate kikes

UU-UU!

>Was going to buy UTZ options yesterday
>Pussied out
>Look at it today
>+2200%

Where my CRSR bros at or did you niggers really sell at $35 kek

>buy boomer stock
>it immediately dips

If I never sell I won't lose money. This is fun.

>>24902393
Up 2.6% so far, the rest depends on GME, as CLF has went to sleep early today

>>24902454
You get what you deserve

i just woke up why is everything doing well today

>>24902393
Up 9%
I'd like to thank CLFchad, 4Ubros, and VALEhuehues

WHAT DO I BUY NOW FOR TOMORROW I HAVE 300$

anyone else read the analyst reports TD ameritrade gives out for free, i like to pretend im a big boy insider accessing secret information

>>24902386
Load up on arkk and moon never look at it

What do you think fellow CUNNY enthusiasts?
Should I take profits and buy more calls on a red day?

Aight I'm scared of things I don't understand so I'll take the ez double on Bitfarms for now. I'll hodl my bitcoin though.

>>24902490
>Market rises as stimulus talks look good
>Market falls as stimulus talks don't look to good
>Market rises as stimulus talks look good
>Market falls as stimulus talks don't look to good
>Market rises as stimulus talks look good
>Market falls as stimulus talks don't look to good
>Market rises as stimulus talks look good
>YOU ARE HERE
>Market falls as stimulus talks don't look to good

>>24902510
FCEL

>>24902512

I bought 100 dollars of bft, sold the next day and fidelity mailed me a 60 page prospectus.

>>24902490
because no stimulus and election drama is still continuing, more american misery, the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer, all of this pleases the line

>>24902490
we are profiting off big tech taking over the world and destroying small businesses. Aunt Wilma's Burgers isn't traded publicly, but McDonalds is. So it seems odd that while everything is being destroyed the economy is doing well, but it's going to be that way for a while.

>>24902455
My hands are diamond. Boomers might not know the value of glowing keyboards, but I do.

>>24902529
Ya I would

Next time GEVO dumps I will buy more.

>>24902406
There are four groups of anons here.

>Gamblers 20%
>Meme traders 40%
>Name fags 20%
>Swing traders 10%
>Long term investors 10%

Only the swing traders and long term investors make anything in the end.

>>24902518
just bought 8 shares. might buy more if it keeps dipping before close

>>24902529
Sell maybe 2 or 3 and let the rest ride. You got a year still.

bros, how do I know when to sell the hype?
how to determine the peak?
gut feeling or metrics based?
I fear the painful rubberband snapping back causing immense pain :<

>NYC sales of commercial and residential properties are down 49% this year through November, leading to a 42% decline in city tax revenue vs the same 11-month period in 2019: report
42%

>>24902512
sometimes I look at the ones for meme tickers, yea
I don't really actually read through them though I just skim over it and pretend like I read the whole thing, just like with DD posted here

9th day in a row that im up 2.5%+ getting kinda scared bros

CLF

>>24902548
I fell for the tanker meme for about a week and ended up getting mailed a full voting package

BUY AT CLOSE
> SELL AT OPEN
BUY AT CLOSE
> SELL AT OPEN
BUY AT CLOSE
> SELL AT OPEN
BUY AT CLOSE
> SELL AT OPEN
BUY AT CLOSE
> SELL AT OPEN
BUY AT CLOSE
> SELL AT OPEN

>>24902570
>>24902406
I consider swing traders and long term investors as the only "real investors." Hence the four groups.

Is the coom happening brothers?

>>24902406
There's no way to anticipate big movements unless you have insider knowledge. The best you could do is make educated bets.

>>24902601
C L F
L
F

>>24902612
I bought at open today lol, wtf is even going on

>>24902601
>he put on a trip
you are such a faggot

>https://sec.report/Document/0001104659-20-129342/
what's /smg/'s take?

I told you guys about NAKD, did I not?

>BILI still going up, steadily to 90
Why didn't you listen?

>>24902615
From UTZ girl ya

>>24902302
im so confused about this stock

>>24902648
CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF

>>24902393
im green, not sure how much because my account is glitched and broken. HRL will go to an all time high. And I bought Calculated gambles shitty chinese stock, thats right, IQ, because it hit a place of interest

>>24902615
yes

>>24902406
>Do you read the news and try to make predictions about certain companies becoming more prominent? Do you research a specific sector a lot?
This and good financials, and then the finishing touch is getting some youtuber or popular personality mentioning them. Right now social media exposure plus all of things is keeping me ok. If you just go purely off the social media exposure you risk getting shorted over and over again.

>>24902569
same. where do you see it going next few years?

>>24902615
The coom is always happening. We're just waiting on the big fish behind closed doors.

Also
>$14.88

>>24902655
accident actually.

I tried to number myself as clf tranny #2 and forgot the pound shit turns into a trip

>>24902432
Anything for my glowie frens

>>24902614
I think there's probably more than 10% swing traders, plenty of people in here post options that are dated for longer than next week
Definitely a lot of brainlets buying weeklies every week though

G-guys do we keep holding MARA? Surely it won't keep going up? R-right?

>>24902658
Thousands of such penny stocks with similar pattern that could go either way.

>>24902711
You can sell if you want, I'm holding

>>24902701
why are you impersonating me?

>>24902711
it never hurts to trim some profits

>SKLZ
How have none of you spergs shilled this, it's Esports and up 65% in a month

>>24902668
I'm pretty bullish long term on it, although I did just unload all my shares at 0.78 waiting for a drop to buy back in.

WHERE'S THE AIRBNB DIP AHHHH

>>24902543
ydoe

>>24902286

>>24902649
No idea, but I've been looking into U and did some quick math. In the past two weeks-ish, if selling at open and buying at close, you'd be up 24$ per share.

>>24902657
https://908devices.com/
I have no idea what any of these machines do
It's all written in English but I'm too much of a brainlet to understand any of it

CLF BROS, I'M SO EXCITIED MY GAPING GIRL WOUND IS STARTING REEK AGAIN

>Luckin +88%
this is a miracle, Im finally breakeven

Holy shit my gay fucking broker finally added SPACs. Is it too late for SRAC?

Something about this seems off... but what could it be?

>>24902269
ARE WE GETTING STIMULUS OR NOT YOU FAT FUCKS

>>24902310
what do you mean exactly?

>>24902797
I held U for two days and made some money but I ended up selling because it's a pricey stock and I couldn't really nail what their gameplan was. I don't know enough about coding or programming to stick with it or understand the product.

CLF YES

What is this pattern called?

Really glad I bought back my $15 GME covered calls yesterday

>>24902864
No

For the first time I bag held an option that expired worthless, I have no idea why I did a Dec 18th $4 uuuu call. Don't care though cause I'm still up huge on UUUU

BB rising right before earnings

>>24902857
Thick neck and traps

>>24902864
yes

>>24902867
its the adobe of video games

>>24902833
Look at my GHIV post anon.

what do i buy b4 close bros

>>24902864
Maybe

>>24902885
That's a big thot

>>24902890
>Thick neck and traps
Too much makeup too. Definitely hiding those masculine features, or the guy is just too autistic and thinks that's feminine.

BASED NIO

Should I be buying TSM calls right now?!?!

I'm tired of this market. I was promised cheapies. Where are my cheapies? I'm still sitting in 100% cash waiting for a crash.

>>24902286
Sorry, but I only go by skeletal structure and chromosomes.

>>24902930
>That's a big thot
UUUU

>>24902914
I'm more interested in Momentus itself than riding random SPACs for the sake of SPACs

>>24902962
Idiot.
Wait forever then. Just buy GOLD instead of holding cash at least.

They are actually at the final stages of a stimulus bill that looks to be agreed upon, I have a feeling tomorrow will be a big green day going into the weekend

>>24902570
Where are the options traders.

I WENT SQUIRREL HUNTING ALL DAY AND DIDN’T SEE NONE. WHERE ARE THOSE STUPID TREE NIGGERS FUCK THIS SHIT

>>24902899
My issue with that is there aren't as many people making games as there are doing photo editing and graphic design though

>>24902955
Its crabbing, but you mean leaps then yea that thing is full capacity til next year or so

MR GORBOCHEV

TEAR DOWN CLF $14 WALL

>>24902864
i don't know

>>24902962
>100% anything

>>24902857
Now's your chance anon. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>24902381
based. I made that. thanks for saving. lost it when I cleared my browser history on pixlr.com

I'm curious what the likelihood of UTZ going up at all tomorrow or if it's going to go red.

>>24903003
Everyone has been buying all week anticipating a stim pump, negating the actual pump and turning into a downward crab

>>24903006
at my house, idk how so many squirrels feed themselves in such a small space,

>>24902864
can you repeat the question

>>24902899
does unity get a cut of the games that are made with it?

>>24903037
If you thinking of buying the calls expiring tomorrow I wouldn't, will most likely crab or go down

>>24902955
deep ITM LEAPs if you can snatch any
i wouldn't risk OTM calls since it's a bluechip stock that crabs half the time

Or just buy shares

BTC looks like it's on it's last legs... if it crashed how many cryptofags would neck themselves?

>>24903037
it will or it wont, so 50%

>>24902962
If you want a vision of the future, imagine money printer going BRRRRR -- forever. There will never be another crash.

>>24902866
idk just interesting to watch i'm also kinda retarded

>>24903005
I made 70k then lost 70k. Then made back 10k.

>>24903037
It has gapped up everday at open for a week, so despite logic saying that it should crab down after today, it will most likely go up even more based on CUNNY magic.

>>24903071
for many of them that lost their job to corona, a BTC crash would make them kill themselves

everyone! buy my ID

>>24902734
shut up

CLF YOU WILL COME BACK DOWN TO REASONABLE LEVELS MARK MY WORDS YOUR DAY OF BLOOD RED SHALL COME SWIFTLY AND I WILL BE WAITING FOR CHEAPIES

AAPL breaking out

A reminder, chads invest in VALE, virgins and trannies invest in CLF.

>>24903071
Would do this board a lot of good

>>24903042
If that was the case we would have dumped the last time aswell, it's more about accumulating

>>24902972
>second biggest mortgage lender in the US
>random SPAC
Whatever you say anon. Momentus does seem interesting though.

Who /birthdaysuit/ here? NAKD looking real conf.

>>24903113

>>24903071
>BTC looks like it's on it's last legs...
how many times has this been said over the last 7 years?

>>24902269
>Premier oil merger with Chrysoar next month
>PMO debt will be wiped
>PMO shareholders will get 5% of newly formed big company that would produce 5 times the production of PMO
Good buy ?

>>24903071
>on it's last legs the same day it makes an all time high
you might have brain problems

>>24903119
http://www.vale.com/brasil/EN/aboutvale/news/Pages/LGBTQIA-Pride-Month-Read-the-Statement-from-Vales-Head-of-HR-on-the-Importance-of-Celebrating-Differences.aspx

http://www.vale.com/canada/EN/aboutvale/news/Pages/international-day-against-LGBTIphobia-learn-about-Vales-initiatives-and-challenges-in-the-quest-for-workplace-diversity.aspx

Anon.....

What does a large discrepancy between the bid and ask for a certain stock indicate ?

>>24903113

>>24903125
I know nothing about mortgage lenders other than the fact I made a couple hundred flipping the RKT IPO, but I know a lot about Starship

>>24903119
>investing in brazilian stocks

we have all done this once or twice and learned a lesson

>>24903159
No volume

>>24903158
Grooming brazilians to become qt traps is fucking Chad as hell.

>>24902454
Getting asshurt over missing out on some profits is retarded. Get ready for the next opportunity and take a chance next time.

>>24902393
I listened to /biz/ and got fucked today, but guess what. Tomorrow we're gonna be banging 7 gram rocks and get back to winning..

So did all the GME and PLTR newfags pile into CLF? God I hope so. The collapse will be a joy to watch.

>>24903159
buyers and sellers disagree on the value, obviously. which leads to >>24903181

Anyone here uses Trading212? I want to see my daily/weekly/monthly portfolio performance, how can I do that

Buy my bags guys! I swear it's gonna go up forever

>>24902393
Up 1.5% thanks to uuuu, and put $80 in nakd this morning so that was nice. Short on mara, long on uuuu. I think it'll work out just fine. Also picked up a few calls for jan for gme lmao we'll see how that works

>>24902962
With the promise of more QE, the crash would be postponed.

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3645353-cameco-hit-sell-equivalent-rating-rbc-after-recent-rally
My CCJ got jewed.

>>24903202
It's truly baffling how bad your option decisions are sometimes. Really feels like you're cursed. Probably for being a race traitor though

>>24902749
but then you won't make as much if it keeps going up

Covered calls finna expire ITM tomorrow. I salute you shares, you've served me well.

>>24903202
Man you're a dumb fuck. Literally you're own fault. Biz made me money today

>>24903119
>>24903119

>>24903215
dont think you can. for me the % increase/decrease is just overall, only the chart changes

>>24903202
Why your option expiration date short?

HUURY ANONS DO I SPEND MY LAST 200$ ON UUUU??

is repeatedly failing to buy the NIO dip a mental illness?

>>24903158
Gays are actually great for business. Because they have no children, they are usually the more dedicated employees. Unitronically bullish

>>24902406
i buy whatever gets shilled here and sell after it moons to buy the next shilled stock

>>24903276
yes fren

>>24903250
>AAPL $128c 1DTE
please get bogged, i want my shares

ALL IN ON ARKK CALLS B EFORE CLOSE

TRUST ME

Is there anyone more insufferable than the tesla fag? It's more of a cult than bitcoin at this point.

>>24903140
Don't hurt the rato!

>>24903202
Jesus dude do you do any DD at all

>>24903236
We're going to subvert the will of all Asian people and get them to rebuild King Solomon's temple.

>>24903202
Do you just lose money for fun? You were up on some of those hours ago

>>24903202
Baggie, stop doing meth and maybe you portfolio will improve.

>>24903202
You’re spreading too wide. It might feel safer but if you want BIG GAINS you just have to trust yourself and go all in on a couple things.

>>24903262
So has it begun? The VALE chads versus the CLFtrannies?

still can't believe someone would buy bright red pants but ok

>>24903294
Okay.. Done.

wait wtf i bought calls and the stock is rising and now im down 400 bucks

>>24903321
I love the VALE guys like i love my Miko onahole.

>>24903342
Post pic I wanna see

Options really are a workout...

>>24903202
>only green thing there is GME
It's just that easy.

>>24903342
IV probably dropped

>>24903202
Baggie I'm retarded and even I managed to turn a quick 2x, without options, on the crypto miners. What the fuck are you doing?

>>24903355

>>24903309
I do do my own DD, I look at the chart and look at the bid and the ask and send in an offer.

>>24902455
bought 40c 12/18 a few weeks ago for 4 per contract
didn't sell when they were worth 10
they're worth 0.6 now, and I'll breakeven only if CRSR hits 45 tomorrow

Noooo bros my covered calls are cucked today

>>24903357
I bought at 10.70

>>24903342
theta vigilantes got you

>>24903098
Haha, that got a chuckle out of me. I'm not going to buy it yet, because I don't make financial decisions based on emotions. I'll wait until it goes down.

>>24903358
ye

Based SHOP

>>24902658
Bruh thanks, I put in a little this morning that really panned out. What's the move for tomorrow?

last minute buys?

>>24903392

You know you don't buy every retarded meme someone shills on here right? for every success story there is some anon trying to dump his post pump, now dumping to the center of earth bags.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

ahem.................. fuck niggers

What do I buy?

>CLF
>MMEDF
>SHRMF
>NUMI
>UUUU

Am I gonna make it bros? Im tired of being poor..

>>24903424
MARA!

>>24903446
PLTR

>>24903446
ROLLS ROYCE

>>24903443
EOD pump

>>24903457

>>24903424
HCAC
GOLD
BTWN
DBX

UPST seems like a no brainer for a long term hold.

>>24903469

Uohhhhhhh! !! !! UTZ erotic !!!!!!
UTZ's pretzel and chips !!!!!! Erotic ...
;_; ;_; ;_; .

Wait wtf
it seems like the price is drasitcally altering based on if im trying to sell my 10 calls or not...

when i place an order its down 400
when i dont its down 200
what the fuck is going on

anon who shilled GHIV wtf is happening

DIE AAPL DIE

>>24903402
>GHIV
PAJEET'D

GIS got the tiniest of pumps today on earnings, IV was crushed, and I bought back my covered calls and credit spreads for a nice profit. Talk about threading the needle.

>>24903446
INAQ

>>24902393
+9.47% Thank you VALE!

WHY IS RIOT DOWN THEY HAVE $15 MILLION IN CRYPTO AND 30 IN CASH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE THIS MARKET

>>24903488
>A.I. powered lending app that squeezes the most money out of minorities as possible
>Co-founder and CEO is former President of Google Enterprise
Yup I'm gonna buy it on the next dump

good hour
prepped to open bigly tomorrow

>>24903518
>mommy, what is a bid/ask spread?

CRSR +12% in two days
bros is it gonna happen.... am i gonna get out of bagholding....

>>24903514
UOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
The stairs to CUNNY heaven are majestic

>everything in the portfolio going swimmingly except two investments
>They constitute 50% of the total investment

>>24903533
>INAQ

I was going to buy 1000 shares of UUUU @ 3.40. But I hesitated and now it is 3.56!

>>24903071
If BTC crashes big again, I bet there would be more regulations against it.

>>24903547

Will tomorrow be the pump I need to unload these bags?

im so fucked
im so so so fucked
you better be right about GHIV

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING motherfuckers
How did you do today?

>>24903576
I knew you could do it

Remind me again why the market is closed tomorrow?

>>24903547
>AND 30 IN CASH
look at DXY right now lol

>>24903452
time to dump

>bought some Vanguard active ETFs
:)

>>24903450
>UUUU
Yes. Hope you bought calls.

>>24903622
That's next week friday. And Christmas eve. It's open tomorrow.

>>24903616

>you didn't buy gold and silver anon, you're ngmi.


WPM 41 and 42 calls for 12/18. Sold at open today.

>>24903611
Almost bought in but Ive been burned by these stocks one too many times. Good luck fren.

>>24903616

R u ready for the greatest golden bull run of our existence?

>>24903514
>>24903579
>>24903616
i bought into UTZ right before close, did i make a mistake cunnybros?

>>24903651
wait no, it's open Christmas eve

>>24903647
Im too retarded to learn options fren I just buy stonks.

>>24903667

>>24903676
you are losing out bro, after today I am full uuuu

>>24903667
Hit me with your reasoning

>>24903637
Woah big boy over here looking for 10% gains.

>>24903668
Well you bought it so now it's going to go down. You should have warned us!

>>24902393
+5.7% baby

>>24903616
(+19.4%) for me
>>24903668
No, if you hold a year, you will not be disappointed. You might want to sell shortly after open tomorrow.

>>24903686
Whats a good resource that'll break it down for actual brainlets?

>>24903637
I'm not so sure that was a good investment. We just had a couple of massive green days. I smell blood in the water. I wish you the best though.

why does making $150 a day feel so slow

>>24903668
with cunny, you can't ever lose!
except for if you try to touch one irl, then you get v&'d and your boi pucci gets plowed in jail
just remember this simple rule:
YES loli! NO touch!

so is the entire market getting bogged tomorrow when TSLA gets included into the sp500 and market makers take profits?

>>24903518
High spread and low volume

>>24903676
I don't get options either. What's a strike price? The stock hit the price then you have the option to buy it at a lower price? Like the call price? Do you have to put in a buy order or something? Is it automatic? Does it just convert to the stock in your portfolio and then you can instantly sell it?

>>24903668
Just hold if it drops and don't panic sell. Average in next time. It may have pullback but it's a solid long term hold. Dividends next month. 1/11/21 is the dividend payout date. Ex-Divs tomorrow btw.

could anyone assure me that my GHIV $10 calls (expiring 5/21/21) wont fuck me in the ass?

>>24902403
Basedphex Twin
>>24903188
Ay-non

Any BCRXbros out there still? Japan news any day now right?

>>24903676
UU-UU friends will all make great gains!

>>24903724
Buy the dip

>>24903701
i actually bought a call on it not shares so i hope it pumps a bit at open tomorrow so i can unload and wait for a dip after this runup

Do I sell tesla tomorrow? Or hold?

>>24903711
ngl I was hesitant about it because of how retarded the market has been but I only put in a relatively small amount.
It's better than buying an index ETF, at least

>>24903715
It's not about making money, it's about having fun bro. Lighten up and try to enjoy yourself.

Is anybody going to watch the FUCKING COOKING STREAM. If people are interested in this kind of thing when my gf gets back from korea we could stream us fucking while cooking.

>>24903747
Sold for profit on monday, good luck out there BCRX frens.

>>24903724
I hope so

>>24903742
I know bro I tried to read the investipedia articles about it but it just kept getting more and more complex. Im sure it isnt all that difficult but Im a hands on learner and afraid to lose money for being a tard.

>>24903765
shouldve sold today at all time high, its gonna tank tomorrow

>>24903765
>still holding
jfc

>>24903771
>It's better than buying an index ETF, at least
which active etf did you buy

>>24903742
You buy multiples of 100 contracts to purchase the stock at a certain price(calls). Yes, objectively speaking if the strike price is below the current price the contract holds no “absolute” value, but it still holds value before then because there’s a possibility of it gaining that “absolute” value in the future. And you can treat it like a stock in terms of buying and selling, just no market orders and much lower volume usually.

>>24903793
Oh crap oh well it will bounce back

>>24903616

Daily post ding reminder that money isnt everything.

Im drunk and you should be too

>>24903812
Typo, above the current price, not below.

>>24903793
Is there any evidence this is actually going to happen or is it all baseless speculation?

>>24903773
>Is anybody going to watch the FUCKING COOKING STREAM
when? and no I don't want to see your nasty dick and her nasty ass slamming against each other, I just wanna see you fail miserably to cook and her pretending to enjoy it for you

>>24903810
Am a leaf, but VOM

>>24903791
I hear ya. Like, I'm looking at options for BCRX. I can buy a call at a strike price of 8.00 for .30 or 7.00 for 1.25 or whatever. Why is the lower price more expensive? Like wtf. You DON'T want it to hit the strike price? I mean since it hitting 7.00 is very unlikely, why would that be more expensive?

>>24903724
I loaded index puts today so it better

>>24903469
I want to go deeper into Rollsy but I'm scared that they had business problems before corona, I'll do some more research and see

>>24903823
Does the whole world invest through NYSE?
I thought only Americans did this

is gold actually going to run again? or are we just going to be cucked into another 4 month crab

>>24903849
look at all the gay bears in the thread talking about 'loading up on index puts'
it's never going to happen, and if it does happen, it won't be when they want it to happen, the bears never get to cum

>>24903842
Ive got to do an install at the hospital in 45 minutes but am in the parking lot of a 7/11 chugging Voodoo Rangers beforehand.

>>24902314
Haven't seen such soft posting since the pony community got their own board. Nice stock did your boyfriend pick it for you? The only cunny you're familiar with is textured like a chicken breast dropped is sand and calls you son. Give your balls a tug.

>>24903773
Only if it's funny like her trying to fry bacon and burning the shit out of herself from the grease

>>24903849
Tomorrow is the inclusion into the S&P 500, I can see it getting added and then having a huge correction, analysts are saying the market will respond by tanking while TSLA readjusts into the S&P 500, it just hit all time highs, i can see it going back down before going to 700 and then correcting again.

Can someone explain to me what a warrant is?

>>24903812
oh ok so you can just flip options before expiration. That's cool. Now I just need to figure out why, for example, BCRX call contracts cost more at 7.00 strike than 8.00. hitting 8 is much more likely than 7 but 8 is more expensive. And I thought calls were bullish, why can I buy a call in hopes the stock goes down? I want it to hit the strike price right?

>>24903869
Silver is the main runner 2021 Q1, gold will follow

>>24903869
desu probably gonna crab since it goes up at EOY thanks to christmas jewelry presents

Don't mind me, just dropping some UTZ numbers!
https://research2.fidelity.com/fidelity/research/reports/pdf/getreport.asp?feedid=596&doctag=490446520&versiontag=20201217

FOMO is one hell of a drug

>>24903708
Idk options for dummies? My dad trades options on commodities so that's where I learned from

>>24903903
sorry, $7 calls are more expensive than $8, with same expiration of tomorrow.

anyone else read stocktwits for the absolute bullishness of any and all stocks to help them carry bags?

>>24903900
when you touch cunny and get in trouble

LCA vote tomorrow. GNOG on Monday

BAKE!

>>24903859
My shit broker is mostly composed of NYSE, so no other way around, if i want a decent one.
The rest is mostly shit brokers.

>>24903849
guy doesn't even have the date right (it's 12/21), options market has high premium across the board for both calls and puts. basically, no one knows whats going to happen.

>>24903889
Listen here buddy, if you got a problem with the UTZ snack corporation you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate. You're fucking 10-ply bud.

>>24903930
I read it for cringy penny stock boomers throwing away their money

>>24903914
What did you do anon

>>24903888
based trips

>>24903313
Solomon got subverted by the will of a foreign woman and started worshipping her God.

>>24903859
America is the only country that matters.

This tesla absurdity gone on for too long. When will it come down to where it belongs? Around $250/share

>>24902269
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>>24903900
grants the right to buy a share of common stock at a certain price

>>24903956
Bought MARA at the top and I've just been sitting here watching BTC slowly taper back down.

>>24903993
HAHAHAHA! 11/10 +1 upboat!

>>24903954
theyre so positive and hopeful about everything. helps me not sell.

>>24903888
Based

>>24903842
can't enjoy my booze due to lack of taste

only thing I enjoy nowdays is seeing uuuu go up. and replaying dragon age origins.

>>24903402
Why would you buy a $10 call? It's going up.

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>>24903791
If you're a hands-on learner, just buy some options on cheap stocks.

>>24903869
Personally I'm waiting for the inevitable crypto crash before I go hard into gold/miners.

>>24903994
Like an option but not 100x ?

>>24904047
>>24904047
>>24904047

The one good thing about masks is no one can smell the booze on you anymore.

>>24903791
I don't know about other brokers, but the one I use lets you play with £50,000 fake money if you just wanted to get used to things. Then nothing's at risk

NEW @_________@
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>>24903444
Based

>>24903994
Jesus I got in two days ago and sold today for 40% profit the fuck anon.
Buy the rumor sell the news

ok this isn't funny guys make new

>>24903746
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gores-holdings-iv-announces-special-195300902.html

Here anon. It looks like they are merging right after the meeting.

>>24904123
>tfw now is the year I choose to get sober
I'M SO BORED

>>24903851
Its on the advertisement at the bottom of the page.

>>24904093
pretty much. that's why SPACs always tank when they are unlocked because the warrant niggers are cashing out

>>24903900
options

>>24904154
Thanks.
Alright, I just panicked today because it suddenly went down 400 dollars, even though the price didn't move...
Can someone please explain to me wtf happened?

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>>24904166

im not baking. just so you niggers know. i refuse

>>24904162
Thanks anon

>>24903953
I have no problem with the UTZ Snack Corporation and would go as far as to say a bag of UTZ is a crisp reminder of how good life can really be. Unfortunately the truck stop cum you marinate in on the daily distracted me from the fresh flavor that inspires a spring time smile even in the coldest months. Let us both continue to invest in this excellent company, I think the real problem we have here is that 10-ply won't be strong enough to wipe away the man butter from those degens from upstate your covered in. Pitter-patter

LET'S LEARN OPTIONS
ok so if I'm buy a call, I want the stock price to be at or above the strike price by expiration?
Which means if I'm buying a put, I want the stock to be at or below the strike price by expiration?

So what if a stock closes exactly at that price on expiration day? Both puts and calls make money? or but are basically in the black?

>>24904263
youtube it dumbass, you wont get a better explanation for the basics here. come back when you have very niche and specific questions

>>24904154
Oh man I bought a bunch of 1/15 $10 calls today hopefully I can make at least some profit

>>24904262
Listen here buddy, I know you know you lose a lot of heat in the neck but that's no excuse for the amount cock you deepthroat everyday and you're no fuckin good at it. How about you ask your billet sister for some advice ya tit fucker.

>>24904306
The meeting is January 20th. It could rise to $15 by then but it's safer to do a longer call.

>>24904160
>implying I don't have adblock on
why would I give free money to hiro