/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why are they boiling him alive

Someone shill me a coin or stock..something..anything

>>24903809

All wagecucks get boiled alive.

Once they are old and leathery, 6 months from cancer, and no use to them they let you go and call it retirement

>>24903755
Lol it's like he's in a big pot lol

>>24903755
I used to be able to cope with it but now every single cell in my body refuses it
Let's go innawoods and get mauled by bears

>>24903862

Yes

Thats the joke

Its a soup restaurant

>>24903809
the punishment for not smiling enough

>>24903755
i dont understand this photo

>>24904044

Yes being cruelly laughed at by every obese patron coming in wanting a bowl of slop

made me kek incredibly hard op thanks

>>24904083

Your fucking stupid this thread isnt about the photo

>>24904083
Whats so hard to understand? They designed the dude who greets you and calls you when your table is ready to appear hes in a pot because it's a restaurant. Not rocket science.

>>24904202
is it a people restaurant? Are they serving human?

Cool soup photo op

>>24904258

No you fucking idiot.

This thread fucking disappointed me. All i wanted was a 5x shilled

Stop replying..let it die

>>24904202
is that a tip jar extended out on the right? anyway this photo is stupid

>>24904320
Campbells Soup easy 5x OP

>>24904327

Holy fuck no it isnt you faggot.

Its a fucking spoon as a joke

none of them are wearing masks, gonna have to report this...

>>24904388
why would a spoon be connected to the pot like that?

It made me smile, back to wagecuck tomorrow I will think of this a lot

>>24904202
What do you mean? Is he the owner?

>>24903813
Dyor on DMG.

>>24904388
That's a big spoon

>>24905495
I have, I'm in.

>>24903755
Is that you in the photo?

>>24903755
holy shit im dying. In 50s there was still cool uniforms and you were respected just being postman.

Somebody caption "If you only knew how bad it was" on this pic.

Instant meme

Well im done being a wfh wagie until January 4th. My pto doesn't roll over because they hate people saving it. So I just saved most of my pto took every Friday off for the past month and a half and then from now until next year off.

And I dont hate my job, I enjoy programming fine, but its just time consuming. Now im on vacation

>>24904327
have you never been to a restaurant before?
that's prob the spot for breath mints or other candy

>>24903809
to get rid of the smell

>>24903809
Traditional missionary-cannibal interaction.

>>24903755
I can't deal with it either. I have enough money in an index fund to get me to the top of the bull market if I cashed it out and NEETed it up for a few months, but I don't wanna take the risk.

>>24904258
I love you.

>>24903755
i give it 5 years before this same wagie is working semi nude in a dyed water hot tub stew

>>24904083
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>>24904696
This is the /biz/ that I remember from 2017. We're back.

>>24903809
thats a chamber pot with a turd in it

why is that man in a giant stew pot

>>24903755
>can't even wagecuck because there are no jobs

>>24907924
Holy based

BURGER ANONS WITH OFFICE JOBS
do you have savings?
if so, i will tell you how to get unlimited sick time. i am not fucking joking. i haven't waged since july and there is legally nothing my employer can do to make me come back, or penalize me.
do you wanna know how?

>>24903992
LOL

>>24908694
shut up fag literally everyone is hiring right now

>>24910534
>middle of winter
>lockdown double down
>hiring
>anyone

Who?

>>24910424
how

Wagekeking in the EU isn't that bad. Get a job you like and it's oke. I start at 10AM to 5pm. I work on site, I have very few human contacts which is great for me, I get 20 days paid vacation, paid sick leave, paid stand by time during which I can do whatever. I could also just ask for a day off anytime. I like my job.

>>24910580
i literally see signs everywhere in my town with shops asking for help...you must not get out much.

>>24903755
I don't understand this photo, why are they cooking that man did he do a bad job?

>>24910816
>...

1) you're from reddit
2) those signs have been up for years and they never actually hire anyone, a job posting doesn't have to produce any results at all because all applications get filtered into the system where HR will never see 99% of applications because the program will reject most for banal reasons
3) you are clearly a boomer and should kill yourself

>>24910888
Based digits.
Idk why they are cooking him, anon. He doesn't look too happy about it, though.

It really shouldn't be possible for me to make as much money gambling on shitcoins in a week than I do at my job in a year. It's just not right.

>>24907924
based, now where are the fucking masks?

Where is OP? Where did he get this picture? Did that man own any XRP before he died?

>>24903755
Garcon!
theres a pajeet in my pot!

>>24910591
tell them that covid and WFH is affecting your "depression and anxiety". tell them that, JUST LIKE THAT, and don't go into detail, and let HR know. then, file for FMLA through your work, and see a therapist the minimum they require. explain to them you have depression and anxiety, and how hard covid is for you, and you're free.
when the 3 month period is up, do it again.

>>24905518
For you

>>24903755
dude I can't even find a job to cuck me

>>24910927
whatever neet. when youre ready to crawl out of moms basement and get a life, just walk into a construction office, give the manager a firm handshake, and ask for a job. im not joking, its how i got mine.

>>24912180
>whatever neet
>construction office
>firm handshake

Yeah how about you double that starting wage and then maybe we'll talk, boomer.

>>24903755
SHHHHHEEEEEEEEIIIITT

>>24910424
Yes

>>24912471
Based. Dumb niggees

>>24910888
this is the kind of thing you can do to people once you make enough to run a business with a bunch of employees.
make them wear stupid uniforms, sing songs to the customer, autistic clapping ritual "scrums" every morning. not because you think it will help team morale or anything like that, simply to send a message that says "i own you"

>>24907115
Literally no one asked about your personal life, retard.

I cant even find a fucking wage cuck job 1 week before Christmas while watching faggots make bank in crypto when i was so rich because of crypto in 2017 but yet i dont feel suicidal

i think i have finally found peace or is to broken going into the business of crime from next year wish me luck /biz

>>24910816
>press X to doubt

>>24912675
If only you knew....

>>24911794
Going on FMLA isn't really anything new, anon. I could lie and say a parent is extremely sick and I need to take care of their estate and all that shit but I'm not getting paid a dime. Whats the point in having savings if I'm just gonna waste it being lazy and not doing shit? Now if I were getting paid during my leave of absence thats a totally different story.

>>24903755
I made about 80k off crypto this year, sold 50k worth and now neet. 50k is not enough to retire, it will literally only last me until the end of 2021 and after that I'm broke. Even knowing that I quit my wage cage and by God I know true happiness. Fuck the future this freedom is intoxicating. Got just over 1 btc left that I'm riding to the grave

>>24910534
Fake news

>>24912180
I am literally a foreman on a job site. If anyone did this I would tell them to take a hike and probably get my guys to rough them up and/or pull their pants down.

>>24903755
so this is how curry is made

>>24907837
why would they keep the breath mints in a ladel? Breath mints go in bowls.

>>24903755
the inevitable shoop of the two guys in red as giggling frogs and the wagie in the pot as a pink wojack will be glorious

>>24903755

It’s the wage tank

>>24910816
what town do you live in?
Are you a cute boy??