/biz/ - Business & Finance

buy buy buy

Up 17% on MARA should I sell now? This is the top right?

>>24896282
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>24896314
Sell to me.

>Stimulus Talks Set To Enter Weekend As Stumbling Blocks Remain
Are they baiting us to hold over the weekend so they can fail to pass stimie deal and we get red monday?

Buy GHIV for it's January 21, 2021 merger date.

Added.

>>24896314
I sold

>>24896314
T H E T O P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up6Nxg17opQ

.

Who's the blonde cutie bottom right on CNBC?

>>24896314
Up over 200% on shares, 350% on my calls. Not selling.

is it too late for UPSTART?

Nearly 8k profit for the first time since starting to invest in April.

>>24896345
oh man rug pull sour hour at 3?

>>24896364
lmao

How many of you guys have piss jugs?

>>24896364
Hey you actually did it! kek

>>24896215
why a dollar? that would be a huge move.

>>24896364
11/10 artwork
really captures the zeitgeist of the thread

>>24896395
thats on friday

>>24896364
Based

my fucking portfolio is stuck in eternal crab while crypto jeets get rich, i am in HELL MAKE IT STOP

>>24896364
Very bullish for NAK

>>24896391
option calls or just smart stock buying?

>>24896406
I've used one during online poker tournaments.

$ACUIF chads report in

how's your gains going today

>>24896346
surprised ghiv hasn't moved much

Is it really true NVEI will keep mooning? Redpill me frens

>>24896435
Most people don't even have one bitcoin and are making 1g at most, a lot of people have shitcoins hoping they sky rocket, me included

why is pstl going to the moon? i bought this shit as my crash proof divvy stock, this actually makes me nervous

So I wanna start doing options starting with calls. Stock A is at $16 and I want to do jan 15 calls for $20. The plan is to sell that contract later. Do I Buy to open/close or sell to open/close?

>>24896406
not anymore but in the past I have when still NEETing it up in family's house
sometimes you just have to piss at 3AM but all of the wagies in the house are asleep and you don't want to have to deal with waking them up with your piss and flushing noises

>>24896444
Just stock buying.

BasedStop finna close above 15 today

>>24896419
The letter to investors that was given out last week,

>>24896435
It’s been like this the entire month for me too. I lost about 25% of my portfolio earlier but PLTR call pulled me out. Been crabbing downward ever since. I’ve been losing $10-$30 per day and it’s fucking boring

Thank you Mark Chalmers. I've been Chalm throughout this entire pump and will continue to remain Chalm while we pump to our eventual price target at $20 by EOY 2021.

>>24896501
Sell open buy close

>>24896519
UNIRONICALLY NGMI

>>24896419
Do you know any games with this pixel art style?

>>24896519
i'm not even going downward i'm just +/- 2% for the last 3 weeks and i'm going insane

>>24896503
That's kinda sad anon

You will remember Telos.

>>24896553
literally just look at the indie tag on steam and click on something at random and it'll probably be a pixel art game made by someone who wasn't even alive when the style was mainstream

if GME ends the day over 14 I'm going to cum inside my girlfriend tonight

Whichever anon recommended Nxt-ID (NXTD) I went all in, you are a saint.

>>24896471
That's what get's me. But it's only at $10.70. Since it's a SPAC (the $10 floor), you don't have much else but going up. At worst, it touches the $10 line but with a the merger in a month, I can't see it going down there for long.

Buy GHIV now and you just wait till January for you gains.

>>24896548
Kek nigger I’m fine. I’m barely starting my 20’s so if you’ve got anything I can hold for 10 years with a lot of growth then shill it to me now

>>24896527
>he responded and quite nicely
I'll be damned. That has to be bearish, right anons?

>>24896282
Buy the damn chips rigger

>>24896527
Holy shit

What ARK ETF do i buy bros?

I feels a rugpull coming

>>24896564
like I said, not anymore, max comfy living alone now

>>24896406
>>24896445
I mean its not like I collected them, I'd dispose of them after the tournament. It was actually pretty cool I started with a freeroll tournament when I was like 15 and cashed out $500 right before they froze all the online accounts like 10 years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if there's still money in the account because once I turned 21 I never played on poker stars again.

JUST MAKE CLF STAY ABOVE 14 ITS BEEN BLUEBALLING US ALL DAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24896588
or just go to /vr/ and download some emulators

If $OPTI gets to a dollar, I will buy one of these and shove it up my ass.

Am I gonna make it?

>>24896527
This is actually bullish. Going all in on UUUU.

I just can't stop buying $25 leap calls!

At 175 now lol

>>24896615
I want to believe so badly that this is UTZanon but I'm sure you just got it from f*cebook or tw*tter

>>24896364
Audibly keking

>>24896406
when i was in college i'd sometimes use a piss jug if it was late at night and my roomates had guests over using living room/kitchen and i didnt want them to see me in my jammies. would throw away the next day tho.

>>24896406
Trick question, everyone on /biz/ has a piss jug.

Welcome to clown market, where bitcoin shoots up 10% in a day and your bitcoin miner trades sideways

>>24896662
Didn't RH cap you at 5,000 contracts? Did you liquidate some?

>Earnings announcement* for INTC: Jan 28, 2021
what do you semiconductor chads think the chances are they confirm they're outsourcing to TSM?
Only way they manage that is if they pay a huge premium to TSM too since TSM would rather have long-term stable customers

I'm hesitant to buy puts on INTC just because of this

>>24896587
DEEP STATE
DEEP WEB
DARK WEB CUNNY
Very bullish for UTZ, thank you anon.

ROKU

In which NWOverlord should I invest tomorrow:
>ABNB
or
>TLS
?

>>24896644
that's the superior option but you just know his zoomer ass would get filtered by the difficulty level of anything from before even '10

It only goes down, I’m almost enjoying this.

>>24896527
Will buy the UUUU dip if it happens

>>24896662
What happened to CLF between 2008-11?

VALE and CLF on CNBC

CUNNNY CUNNNY AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24896692
Sir, it is actually up 16% today

>>24896730
The same thing that happened to every company from 2008-11 I'd assume

Sold all my FANG what a shit company

>>24896759
RIOT

>>24896752

so a bunch of youtubers talk about hyliion and it has some fancy looking trucks and i buy it and it goes up

is it this easy? what is going to happen here?

>>24896667
Not UTZ anon. Sorry.

>>24896752
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>>24896282
is utz really the ultimate cunny stock?

>>24896590
Damn anon nice, I only put 600 shares in before it skyrocketed

>>24896519
how are you LOSING money in one of the biggest pumps in history HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>24896714
Sometimes when I replay certain games I grew up with I wonder how I was ever able to beat them as a kid, and others I wonder how I could be so retarded and get stuck on them

>>24896713
ABNB tomorrow? Wait at least another month.

>>24896706
All the semis do work for each other and process each other’s product. INTC outsourcing to TSM wouldn’t be ground breaking

>>24896364
lol
I remember the absolute conviction of NAK holders that Trump would secure them a 10x, even after Don Jr. literally posted on twitter that pebble had to be stopped.
>Trust the plan
>Two more weeks
>Release the Pebble
I guess lmao

>>24896791
thank you anon

>>24896807
I COME HERE TO ESCAPE FROM KURO, NOT TO BE LURED BY HER LEWDNESS EVEN MORE

I just bought 3 AAPL $130c expiring next friday
Am i a retard?

What's the next meme? Is it over for the year?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>24896773
many stocks recovered or made new highs by 2011

>>24896807
i just like that i grew up with their chips and they have an anime girl as a mascot

>>24896892
Yes.

>>24896926
dividends are for boomers

Alright guys I'm going to go play some vidya. Don't crash the market for an hour until I get back, thanks!

>MARA
too late to buy now?

>>24896713
Do anons really take Klaus seriously?
I remember watching an interview with a more or less known journalist/publicist and he said the vast majority of rich/influential people think that Klaus is a massive faggot with a commie complex

Up to 200 $25 2023s

Think im gonna look around at the other leaps.. can't believe these are 2 dollars lol

>>24896406
I use discarded plastic popcorn buckets, very convenient, can recommend. One of them has promotional stuff for NuWars on it, so I receive some extra satisfaction from regularly pissing on the sequels in a non-figurative manner.

>>24896878

So what do you guys make of the overall markets right now ? Debt is still cheap and piss poor returns but at the same time equity is reaching record highs so you are no longer buying with a pandemic discount. Investing in my go-to's just feels wrong. I just bought in on some more preferred stock and junk bonds today but it doesn't feel right...at the same time savings / CD / treasury is a joke so I can't sit on it either.

What ARK ETF do i buy bros

>>24896979
Not too late to buy puts

AQB frankenfish chads ww@

>>24896963
apple and nvda pay divs. v and ma also.

>>24896717
>buy the dips anon
>average down anon
>there’s a new dip every 2 days
>the news are solid and very promising, we have diamond hands HOLD
>it keeps going down
>no anon buy the dip!!

>>24896963
My parents asked what to invest in and I mentioned them to go 10% in PLTR with the rest in boomer stocks.
Now they want more PLTR.

>>24896892
lol yes but you might get insanely lucky. Sell it quick.

>>24896992

Think ill add some Vale cheapie leaps here too

>>24896926
I'd rather invest in growth stocks.

I'll probably buy some large blue chip dividend paying companies after I've made it.

>>24896992
there is a good chance they expire worthless, so i get it

Sold GME at a loss. Sold TLS at a loss. Sold CLF for a minor profit and immediately after it reversed. Told myself I wouldn’t hold bags and if i held them 2-3 more days I’d be way up. Not based.

>>24896516
OPTI is not even on the market right now, correct?

>>24896993
So you just have an open top piss container fermenting in your room?

>>24896979
It'll probably retrace in the short term, but its got a decent long term outlook. Not thinking of selling till $15-$20. Slowly average in if you plan on buying and don't go all in at once.

>>24896958
>>24897029
Why? Its already at $128.50 now. You dont think it will trend upwards over the week?

>>24897043

Yum

>>24897057
Only if you're a robinhood cuck

>>24897061
It gets better with age, unlike CUNNY
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>24896831
Made the mistake of listening to bear fags and buying UVXY. I’m a beginner fren and I’ve learned several lessons these past few months

Purchase SNDL

>>24896999
Checked, I've honestly lost count how much semen I've produced because of them. Probably even more than because of my own girlfriend.

>>24896999
Anon, I'm at work.

>>24897057
OTC only

>>24897110
>dude weed

CAM ON CLF

HIT 14

>>24897018
any more of those photos? wtf

>>24897053
sounds like you're an emotional trader, so am i but i recognize it and i double guess my actions
focus more on fundamentals, don't feel bad about trimming down if you don't believe in the fundamentals anymore

>>24897053
How tf did you lose on TLS?

>>24897080
What percent are you liquidating and taking profits for your contracts?

>>24897134
>dude lol it grows brain cells
It helps you get into a different mindset, but that is the most delusional statement of them all.

CLF CLF CLF!

>>24896999
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24896659
>>24896722
good choice, anons.

>>24896993
I just use my used big gulp cups

>>24897014
reporting in

>>24896380
>>24896353
>>24896336
Yep i sold and its only gone lower since

Did it the ting

>>24897142
Creep in /pol/ and try to find the recurring "trad wife" threads. You'll find some of those saucy photos.

Does anyone know how to create an RSI alert in StreetSmart Edge?

>>24897176
wait, wut? the idiots that don't know how to just look at the daily volume on options chains and are coping about CLF are also coping about 4U in the same way? fuggin' kek

Prepare for the cybersecurity boom

>>24896589
same

Can somebody here list 3 securities

>>24897218
Why are people so concerned about options volume for closing all the time? If it's already in the money just close for slightly under the current value and bots will scoop it up to break the difference. You pay like 2% of your huge gains as a commission to bots to close it basically.

>>24896662
>>24896662
>>24896662

Awww yeah

>>24897257
TQQQ QQQ QQQM

>>24897257
AAPL
GOOG
Jackie Chan

>>24897257
Cyber
Security camera
Security guard

EZ.

>>24896926
Reporting in

>>24896536
kek, that's very mean of you anon

>>24897218
Honestly dissapointed at the lack of 4U memes i've seen from UUUU

Load up on index puts

>>24897280
>V A L E
>A
>L
>E

>>24897257
Paul Blart
Richard Jewell
George Floyd (unironically)

>>24897311
>Do you feel in charge?

>>24896988
He's obviously nothing more than a puppet of the actual people in charge used to ridicule normies and taunt the (powerless) opposition. It's the same shit as Megacorp Billionaires always intentionally putting 666 in their patent filings, "Luciferase" in the covid vaccine, Kushner buying real estate on 666 avenue - shit that can't possibly be coincidence. It doesn't mean anything though, it's just what your shitposts look like when you're worth Trillions and own nations and shit.

It's that time of the day where I scream at my reddest holding and tell it to suck a cock.

FUCK YOU RIOT SUCK A COCK!

>only 88 UUUU shares
Should have gone all in

>>24897311
Sorry, fren. I'm the original UUUU shill from /pmg/, but I cleared my browser history and lost all of them from pixlr.com. I would make more, but I need to keep working on my actual bizness (website).

>>24897341
The most slav head turn of all time.

>>24897315
Thank god for OP starting a cunny edition of /smg/

>>24896988
Also, checked.

>>24897354
How the fuck do you lose money on RIOT. Jesus Christ man.

>>24897271
yea I know but the joke is that the volume isn't even bad, CLF chad can sell any fucking time but people that are still obsessed with him over his previous spamming and thread splitting are still coping even now about it

>>24896595
ironically most of /biz/ will ignore this since buying high is preferrable

>>24897080
What about TECK?

>>24897098
I started in May and my portfolio is worth 115% of what I've put into it.

>>24897311
CLF and 4U are memes that don't need images
Member when meme =/= image macro? I member

>>24896391
Bruh, what broker is this?

>>24897420
A lot of his options are otm so maybe they won't fill cheaply, I haven't done large amount of closing on otm calls.

>>24897395
I haven't lost any money on RIOT yet, but if you look at what I fucking paid for those contracts, and look then you look at what they're fucking worth, you can see the answer to your stupid fucking question.

Rugpull incoming

>>24897473
Shut up nigger

>>24897087
I use Webull and don't see it.

>>24897457
I've made 1 shitty CLF meme, but I've only seen 1 person save it. I have failed. :(

>>24897395
>>24897354
Lost on RIOT but net profit on MARA im out now

MARA has peaked

>>24897357
Got 600 but still unsure if I should have bought 100 or 1000

>>24897380
>>24897315
it's about fuggin' time koto desuno~

>>24897354
You gotta stop buying weeklies man.

Reminder to buy HEXO

Reminder to buy TRUFF/TRIP.cn

Reminder to buy NUMI.

I am like 75% in GME but what the fuck compels retards to make options investment decisions like this

Is a RH cash account better than a standard one?

>>24897501
You call that a fucking peak? Mara is going to gap and go tomorrow to over $12, and guess what, tomorrow still won't be the peak.

APOLOGIZE TO MVIS RIGHT NOW

>>24897540
Gambling addiction

>>24897548
If you're just doing stocks, yes

Come on PLTR up up up

>>24897486
Check these dubs faggot

>>24897548
It's just different. RH cash let's you get a debit card tied to the RH cash.

Bought CRSR at the top.. I really feel like I should sell today while it's high but then again regardless of what I do I'll probably end up regretting it

>>24897563
>Baggie says it will pump more
This might be an actual sell signal.

>>24897540
>investment
maybe theyre not old enough to go to the casino

>>24897540
Looks like a solid play to me.

>>24896692
investing in commodity related stocks instead of the commodities themselves (when personally accessible, like pms or crypto) is basically retarded

>>24897540
Gambling is lots of fun, I've got a far OTM put on TSLA expiring Dec. 31st because it'll be really cool if the stock actually plummets soon, and I'll lose $30 if it doesn't. Just like the lottery, it's the poor man's tax/

When is VALE earnings next year?
Tradingview doesn't say

>>24897563
>He actually believes this
Shit I should have bought more puts

Why did I doubt MVIS anon 2 months ago? He said I was his fren and I didnt believe..

drop riot, crash and burn so I can buy

>The medial rental price in Manhattan fell an astonishing 22% in November, from the year prior, to $2,743 per month, according to Bloomberg. This marks the lowest media price for rent in the city since October of 2010.

>>24897498

Saved anon. Have one of mine

>>24897615
when I have enough money and commodities boom again I'll trade iron ore futures instead of CLF

i told you retards to buy the OTGLY dip

You guys think UTZ is a good stock to hold long-term for 2021? Zoomers still eat UTZ, right? Are they expanding outside their traditional territory?

>>24897599
Is that CLF Tranny?

>>24897540
basically the cost of a lottery ticket, and with better odds

>>24897615
nah man, Bitcoin stocks lagged way behind the price

RIOT/MARA were easy 2x if you were watching Bitcoin hit 19k for weeks since they didn't move at all

>bought $500 of mvis at 0.51 back in may or whenever it was
>literally my first stock ever
>sold at 0.88 after the first pnd
That hurts

When to start buying BA Calls or open spreads?

>>24897659
Anyone with actual cash and intelligence already left by the time Fentanyl Floyd died. The only ones left are pic related.

>>24897659
kek, rents going up in surrounding states from all their filth moving out

>>24896595
>>24897432
I never really understood SPACS. Are they just pump and dump scams except they're considered "reputable" and not called out as scams even after the dump?

>>24897702
Zoomer here, what exactly is UTZ? Why does everyone want to invest in it? Hopefully they offer vegan options

NOOOO MARA GAINS!!!! COME BACK!!!!!

Seems like we're back on track to get cucked at ~21$, where I'll forget to sell again. The circle goes on.

>>24897654
Just sell puts.

Just ordered my Lambo from BABA you fags jealous yet?

>>24897726
profits are profits anon. getting emotional is for the weak.

>>24897659
rent only goes up, the government will compensate the poor landlords for their loss

lmao@ the stimulus talks on 'double dipping' to stop the proles from getting a 600$ check AND 300$ improved unemployment

all while shoveling infinity dollars into the stock market so investors can stay solvent

>>24897584
is this still going to happen??

>>24897706
No CLFfaggot is much fatter

>>24897706
Pretty sure its samir alja'hyde, the boston marathon bomber

>>24897780
Lambogini

>>24897734
I live in eastern PA and it fucking sucks
Roads are filled with dumb faggots from NY who don't know how to drive and rent prices are skyrocketing.

bought the HCAC dip bro's. Im ready for monday bro's. any other HCAC chads here?

im so tempted to scalp GME but this pump is spooky

>>24897726
well it's basically roulette with shit like GNUS and MVIS because they don't have fundamentals

Like compare them to pic related which is only a 65 million market cap. Makes a profit, clean balance sheet with much more cash than the immaterial long-term debt. Plenty of growth.. but it just crabs up quietly because it's not EV or weed or some other speculation

>>24897780
>Indian guy in photo
That's gold, Jerry. GOLD.

UNITED
STATES
POSTAL
SERVICE

do your duty

Did anyone buy HAVLF today at open?

>>24897760
why sell at ~21 when I can sell at 420.69?

>>24897659
>>24897734
My dad's friends actually moved out of their houses, so they could rent them out, they are staying in other places right now because they are getting rent that is like 4x their mortgage payments from the exodus.

>>24897754
lmao moron

Bros, the USD/SEK crash is assraping all my AMD gains

>>24897625
How the fuck do you only have a max loss of $30 on a put?

ok I'll bite what is the Vale play?

>>24897754
buy more MARA calls please

I TOLD YOU RETARDS TO BUY THE OTGLY DIP

https://www.investing.com/news/coronavirus/us-senator-says-covid19-deal-likely-to-stretch-into-weekend-cnbc-2370938

LET THE DUMP BEGIN

How do you go about doing business analysis before investing?

>>24897803
same here iktf bro

>>24897849
It’s probably some retarded strike that could never possibly happen

New Mark Chalmers NFT (1/1). Very RARE

>>24897832
Based, true

>>24897825
I don't know if your shitpost is about WKHS or about the election but either way HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>24897872
Index puts already loaded sir

>>24897833
damn thats a lot of jewish names

>>24897875
First you do anal than you do the sis

>>24897816
>those names
oy vey

>>24897726
I know how that feels
>bought MVIS at $1.90 but sold at $2
>could’ve SPI energy back in September at $7, bought at $12 and sold at $21 despite a pump to $43
>Bought WNW yesterday @ $28.88 and sold at $40, moons up to $120 today
I try to learn from all of these mistakes while I’m still young ofc. Rather makes these mistakes now than later in life

>>24897458
Its in the filename

sold my MARA nice 40% profit

>>24897872
This is saying its going to happen you fucking retard

>>24897910
I own shares in WKHS!!

>$600 fucking stimulus check

what the fuck how can they jew us so hard but have no problems giving trillions to niggers and jews

>>24897833
>Stein

>>24897745
SPAC is practically IPOs. They're meant to solely generate capital and act as a vehicle for an eventual merger that will hopefully generate capital. Sometimes they're pump and dumps but their original purpose isn't to be one. It's just that the EV SPAC plays created a weird perception of them.

The big thing about buying GHIV now is that SPACs are practically locked to the $10 floor due to how they're structured. So buying GHIV now means that while your upside is uncertain, the losses you can possible take is locked to a certain range.

>>24897872
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24897745
SPACs are IPOs that get done in half a year compared to 2-3 years for IPOs. Normal IPOs have a lot of due diligence that screens out fraud also normal IPOs are cheaper to do then SPACs.

Companies do it to capitalize on a red hot market that might crash at any time. The underlying company could be scams like NKLA or could be a good company that just wants to grab cash from the capital markets when the getting is good.

>>24897961
is it confirmed? is that why US dollar is duping so hard?
fuck me i have like US$600 leftover on the USD side of my TFSA

>>24897951
this is the 3rd time they postpone the stimulus and they tell you for 2 weeks that a deal is likely to happen you dumb cunt

>>24897961

>>24896926
bought some NRZ, CEQP, and KMI today. I also have about $2000 in OMP, I guess I didnt know their div was suspended at the time. I hope it comes back soon

>>24897961
I'm a little confused by this honestly. Why do the people above need stimulus too?

>>24897726
>>24897938
newfag here
Why can't I just use limits or trailing stop loss orders?

To all the anons saying mushrooms will not be used in the future, you are wrong.

BUY NUMI

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/omar-ishrak-retire-medtronic-executive-210000309.html

>>24898040
>trailing stop loss
lol look at the MVIS chart you dummy

>>24897803
CT sucks as well the most niggery nigs and spics id ever seen. blatently obvious they arent natives. at least now i know for certain which buildings are section 8

What buy? i just buy more dkng and im happy

When were you where Dollar was kill?

>>24897726
This is why you never sell everything all at once

possibly dumb question: if I have 200 shares and sell a couple covered calls in July and the stock decides to plummet past my stop limit order, can I still sell my shares? or are they locked into the call

>>24898093
Here, fuck USA.
I shouldn't have invested. USD/SEK is assraping my 10% gain to a 5%

How does CLF play out on days like today? Rise at end of day or continual dip?

>>24898140
it wont let you place the order

>>24897110
Fuck that piece of shit.

t. Bagholder

>>24898173
oof

>>24898075
I've heard that people in the northeast hate people from CT the most, even though NJ is the most hated state.

>>24898202
you can always buy back your calls to close your short position first if you think it's worth it

>>24898202
you can buy to close the covered call (which would have also lost a ton of value)

>>24898140
locked.

>>24898236
this

>>24898061
IM TRYING BUT MY TRANSFERS ARE FROZEN FOR 5 FUCKING DAYS UNTIL THEY CAN BE USED ON NUMI AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24897142
idk if its the same photog, but very similar is dubnitskiy_david on instagram

Can someone explain this to me

>>24898230
Dragon country MA here. Everything south and east of me is terrible. Meanwhile, VT and NH people are based

Whatever happened to LCI guy? Did he finally kill himself?

>>24897110
>dude, weed
Not even once. You gotta stay ahead of the drug game. If ever a crack company gets listed I'll be all over it.

>>24897098
just buy good stocks and hold

>>24898302
People bidding down the price in hope of getting cheapies on a green day.

TLS and UTZ are making me so much money

>>24896619
based ami poster

$15 RIOT better fucking happen tomorrow. I'm fucking pissed here.

OH MY GOD IT'S OVER FOR US CLF AND MARA BROS

baking

>>24898230
I hate everyone in my neighborhood too so i assume they must have a good reason

rate my biggest holdings

TSLA
LCA
RKT
JPM
AAPL
PLTR

>>24898391
Goes down then mostly up, or up mostly then down almost every day. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>24898404
I think it's the standoffish mid-atlantic attitude.

>>24898329
there are some genuinely decent weed stocks. TLRY and APHA have made me good money. When we go full blown legalization this industry will pump hard. Its just a waiting game.

>>24898387
>>24898387
>>24898387
new bread

>>24897702
The typical all in one bag lunch for inner city youths and poor fags. Definitely a buy and hold.

good day to buy uvxy? sell tomorrow?

>>24898468
>standoffish mid-atlantic attitude.
This sounds very nice, i don't like how polite people here are in the Silicon Valley

>>24897803
I live in Philly, and it's a lie to act like 3astern PA isn't filled with born and bred terrible drivers.

>>24898456
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24898363
I just bought UTZ. Hopefully it's a long-term moneymaker. Hopefully they make an anime adaptation and a movie and UTZ expands overseas. Most people haven't tried crab chips but I think they have great potential in Japan.

If I start a business and use a business credit card only for business expenses would I be able to use the reward points from that card, like flight miles, on my own personal vacations?

>>24897946
110% profit on MARA and 115% on RIOT today. Exited before this shit dive on BTC

Reminder to buy ACI, UTZ, and BAC :)

>>24898302
your broker is using the mid-point between the bid/ask for pricing and for some reason the $15 bid is lower than the $16 bid. market maker doing something screwy.. no one is hitting the bid those, recent trades are around $2.80

>>24898498
>polite
>silicon valley

Kek

>>24897726
You would have been a fool to not sell thirty minutes before the tele conference and the “big announcement”

>>24898468
anytime someone comes up to you theyre trying to get something out of you here. friendliness will get you exploited

>>24898329
I'd pay to see a middle-aged white man in an expensive suit go on stage and say
>"Good evening, I am the CEO of Crack/Cocaine (CRCK)!"
We're fast approaching levels of Clownworld that shouldn't be possible.

>>24896406
I never pissed into a bottle, instead I would piss out my window

>>24898597
Everyone besides Asians/Indians in the Silicon Valley are weirdly polite and chummy. Pajeets and chinks are cold motherfuckers in the Silicon Valley though, soulless robots. I assume the mid atlantic is a good middle ground between those two.

>>24896519
if youre crabbing sell calls and puts at the same strike, dumbass

>>24897849
$50 strike puts on TSLA

>>24898649
>instead I would piss out my window
I used to do this too when I lived in a trailer for a while, except it was a sliding door/window that faced the woods so there wasn't any risk of anyone seeing me
I forgot about that, good times

>>24896447
sweet green gains