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Hey anon, didn't we go to highschool together? I think you asked me out to prom and I rejected you because my friends thought you where too nerdy playing with your bitcoins. Do you want to hang out now? What do you do?

>> No.24896177
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY COINS YOU VAPID WHORE BITCH

>> No.24896188

>>24896111
This is a fantasy revenge scenario for bitter incels

>> No.24896218
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>>24896188
Yes.

>> No.24896296

>>24896111
I'm gay now.

>> No.24896387

>>24896188
And there's nothing wrong with that, fuck those gold digging roasties.

>> No.24896421

>>24896111
No thanks I'm married to an actual woman without a penis.

>> No.24896484
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>>24896111
>Hey anon, didn't we go to highschool together?
oh hey stacy nice trips but i only date 2D anime girls with green hair now

>> No.24896491

>>24896218
It’s funny how no one can agree on what much juice want.

>> No.24896509

>>24896111
OKAY I FORGIVE YOU I LOVE YOU I ALWAYS DID PLEASE LASS GIVE US A FACE SMOTHER WITH THOSE MOMMY MILKIES PLLEEEEEEEASE I FORGIVE YOOOU WAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH

>> No.24896562
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24896562

>>24896111
Go hang out with Sayori

>> No.24896566

>>24896387
You missed the "fantasy" part. They do not exist, you fucking losers just fantasize about it.

>> No.24896598

>>24896111
I sold all my bitcoins at a loss and I'm busy these days but thanks for the offer

>> No.24897533

smart rich Man marry loyal asian women, get out of here you wore

>> No.24898476

>>24896566
You're right in 1 thing anon, women don't exists, now go back to the wage cage, waggie.

>> No.24898525

>being young enough to have been in highschool during bitcoin's lifespan
honestly worth more than any gains

>> No.24898561
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>>24896188

>> No.24898577

>>24896111
THATS. A. MAN.

>> No.24898638

>>24896111
Even with millions from bitcoin, girls from hs still wouldnt give shit. In reality they would just say okay cool that you made some money, but im happy with chad

>> No.24898709

>>24896111
Hey Steven, you changed since the last time we met...

>> No.24899216
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO FUCKIN LONELY BROOOOOOOS FUCK I JUST WANNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

>> No.24899940

>>24896111
so ugly

>> No.24899981

>>24896188
this will unironically replace stepmom porn on youtube

>> No.24900225

>>24896491
the jew is a personification of globalization and materialism.
- it wants to make money from you.
- it wants to control you
- it doesn't understand beauty or goodness

its pretty consistent in terms of those broad outlined

>> No.24900239

>>24898577
THAT. MAKES. IT. BETTER.
you faggot

>> No.24900284

>>24896111
>Do you want to hang out now?
You could buy 20 hookers with one bitcoin, who would accept this pathetic deal?

>> No.24901322

>>24900284
Why would you want to impregnate 20 hookers

>> No.24901340

>>24896111
AHEM... AHEM... IF YOUUU CAAAAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY PINK YOUUUU DOOOON'T DESEEERVE ME AT MY GREEEEEN
WHOOOOOORE

>> No.24901459

>>24896111
My high school prom date got a DUI and is a waitress in her 20's now. It's not difficult to live better than your average high school slut.

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>>24896484
for you king

>> No.24901508

>>24896111
right now I'm faping so I can insert my dick in you, and you what do you do?

>> No.24901531

>>24896111
Literally have girls from highschool adding me on facebook because I am no longer a skinny nerd. Now I am rich, jacked, tall, tanned nerd. Ignoring everyone.

>> No.24901577

>>24899216
You can coom alone, but you can't cuddle alone.

>> No.24901646

>>24901322
Anon please harems and impreg are my kinks and I'm getting uncomfortably erect thinking about 20 pregnant hookers all carrying my children.

>> No.24901702

>>24896111
*ignores to pick up asian bbw*

>> No.24901731
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2017 all over again

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>>24896188
This.
>"Yes. YES. Now I can finally make her feel bad for rejecting me!"
>snaps back to reality
>"AW MAN. I'M STILL POOR AND ALONE."

>> No.24901828

>>24896111
I’m sorry after high school I got yellow fever now I just want Asian women
You understand right? Your features remind me of my dad

>> No.24901878

>>24901731
James never sold. He’s still living with his parent eating bologna everyday he’s waiting for triple digits

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>>24896111
Shut up witch, I'm tired of everything

>> No.24901924

>>24901731
You anons do realize you can have a normal life & job AND invest in bitcoin, yes?