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When I have sex with my girlfriend in the position known as doggy style I see little flecks of toilet paper on her pooper. Her pooper also smells kinda bad and I hate how my pubic hairs press into her poop hole which means I have to go and shampoo my bush after having sex because there’s now little shit particles in my pubes. I do like the feeling of being balls deep in her and like the clapping sound her ass makes as it bounces off my pelvic region. This is a review of doggystyle sex position I hope you like and subscribe

>> No.24879273

>>24879235
Bro. Absolute erotic. Buy gairgomb

>> No.24879312

>>24879235
>He doesn't lick her butthole clean first
ngmi

>> No.24879347

>>24879235
I was 69ing a girl recently and I fingered her butthole while we did it. I smelled my finger while she wasn't looking and it smelled like poop.

>> No.24879370

>>24879235
What happens if you deadname her while balls deep?

>> No.24879380

Your gf is disgusting

>> No.24879966

>>24879235
larp. no one has real sex here

>> No.24880001

>>24879347
Very nice, anon. What did she eat that day?

>> No.24880069
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24880069

How the fuck do you go to sleep with a dirty asshole? I'm almost 300 lbs and my wife is 230, and we both manage to keep our fucking shitters clean enough to eat off of. WASH YOUR ASS

>> No.24880215

>>24879235
Stop fucking pajeets. Problem solved.

>> No.24880230

>>24880069
I've seen flecks of toilet paper on multiple girls assholes. I always try to look at the buttholes of the girls I sleep with. I feel like to really know a girl intimately you have to see her butthole. One girl I was with recently had hairs around her butthole going into it, it looked like a spider. Girls are pretty gross IRL, they're nothing like porn.

>> No.24880311

>>24880230
Yeah, can confirm. Don’t know why they leave it so gross. Even the pretty ones who look “clean”.

>> No.24880337

>>24879235
are you by chance a fat redneck?

>> No.24880346

>>24880230
The absolute truth.

>> No.24880364

>>24880069
Do you watch porn? How are even attracted to her when you both are fat? Isn't it torture seeing beautiful women around you in real life ?

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24880427

>>24879347
>put finger in pooper
>smell it
we got a genius here, boys

>> No.24880540

>>24880364
Occasionally, and yes, I find her attractive. I'm also not so undersexed that I immediately imagine fucking every woman who enters my line of sight. And if this thread is anything to go by, all those beautiful women probably have dookie buttholes. My woman is clean. God I love her.

>> No.24880576

>>24879347
based

>> No.24880641

My wife only gets fucked if she has showered. It's the standard and she doesn't even question it.

>> No.24880696

>>24880641
I like going down on girls after a long day when they haven't had a chance to shower, I also like smelling their armpits.

>> No.24880736

>>24880696
Will second this also. I like a faint stink like after a girl works or after she worked out in the gym. I don’t like two days of not showering however as the odor become too intense and unpleasant.

imagine the smell

>> No.24880841

>>24880230
you a redneck

>> No.24881169

ur girl must have a small ass op. all i can ever see is just fat cheeks. also im sure ur butthole has tp in it too, this is the reality of not using a bidet

>> No.24881299

>>24879966
That's just you, commie/nazi incel. >>>/pol/ is that way

>> No.24881344

>>24880540
What a wholesome post. You're alright for a circus fatman.