/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's too perfect
He is a master ruseman
A great entertainer for the internet age

https://stocktwits.com/FrankenMoney/message/264875543

CLF gonna have $10 earnings next year? At $100 a share thats a PE ratio of 10

Holy fuck

HOW WILL I KNOW
IF GME REALLY LOVES ME?
I BUY MORE SHARES
WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT.

I can't wait to see all the new bitcoin bagholders that will be created after today

>>24869628

(Bullish) “The Bears are the fuel for a rally.” - Jim Cramer, December 16, 2020

CLF to 50 then 100 confirmed

>>24869598
SRAC chads report in

A reminder that clfholderextraordinaire is actually CLFfags brother if anyone was wondering. The brains behind the big CLF trade. You should be listening to him not CLFfaggot.

OFF TO GAMBLE ON CFD'S DUBS WILLING

How high is MARA going up tomorrow?

HIGHER HIGHS
>HIGHER LOWS
HIGHER HIGHS
>HIGHER LOWS

I made 500% on RIOT weeklies I bought yesterday. Feels good to be a superior lifeform

Also my UUUU puts still holding and it gapped down red like I told you idiots It would. I expect a 200% return on them bad bitches

>>24869628
>>24869655

Excelsior steel futures

>>24869617
https://youtube.com/channel/UCFi24qF2bCp0koEhIW_BTbA

You forgot the link bro

I'm going to screencap this.

Buy Nio this week.

Thank me come mid-January.

>>24869598
I hope you all bought the RIDE dip
They’re partnering with Camping World to make eRVs to provide housing solutions for the future. Pretty based if you ask me

>>24869708

everyone should go Google CLF and max out the chart

the last time this happened CLF went above $100

>>24869617
Oh no no no

>>24869719
Okay now I'm confident THAT is a woman.

>>24869701
To the moon MARA chad.

>>24869725
Nah camping world is pozzed as fuck

>no edition
>no previous link
>>24866352

Even Johnny Tornado could make a better thread, have some fucking self respect

>>24869719
That's a really cute camel toe. Bet she has a great pussy.

>>24869617
>free shemale and tranny porn

>>24869617
I couldn't even watch more than 2 minutes before I shut it off.

>>24869701
If it doesn't get dumped on by europoors and asia and the rally holds till the morning, $10 isn't too farfetched.

>>24869617
Kek'd, who's that

Buy VALE!
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Iron all time high iron! VALE was very profitable at $96 iron - iron is now at $150+! VALE will gain marketshare from China/Australia conflict! Legendary commodity bull-run! Read the Pastebin!
Read the articles!
BUY VALE
>V A L E
>A
>L
>E
Pump iron with the other chads

UTZ!

>>24869617

what ETFs should i buy on jan first that will net me 20% returns by years end, im tired of picking stocks

>>24869861
That is from kpopfag's youtube channel where he deciphers the hidden meaning of the assassination of Donald Trump in the new WoW boxart

>>24869701
Go RIOT tomorrow if they don't gap up too much. Trading sideways today because retards dont understand how much more direct exposure they have to the BTC price with their crypto holdings and business investments. Also announced a partnership to test next gen miners. RIOT is so much fucking better than MARA by a mile.

Buy VALE!
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Iron all time high! VALE was very profitable at $96 iron - iron is now at $150+! VALE will gain marketshare from China/Australia conflict! Legendary commodity bull-run! Read the Pastebin!
Read the articles!
BUY VALE
>V A L E
>A
>L
>E
Pump iron with the other chads

Does buying at close and selling at open count toward the PDT rule?

>>24869755
Are you a gambling man anon?

>>24869762
My first girlfriend had really beefy meat curtains.

Honestly looked like leftovers from an arby's sandwich.

>>24869877
ok this is gold

>>24869903
arkk
arkw
arkg

>>24869929
Waiting for Monday to buy long VALE calls. CLF, X, etc. are too vulnerable to how dysfunctional Congress is

>>24869877
I hope you guys make money but UTZ chips taste like absolute shit. My friend group unanimously agreed that they are the worst chip by far. They're thin and have barely any seasoning

>>24869935
If it's the same stock and multiple days, yes you cant sell then buy on the same day. If it's a one off deal then no, same day only

>>24869949
That would repulse me too the point that I wouldn't even eat that pussy. I dated a black girl for awhile and black pussy is super gross so I wouldn't eat it. She sucked dick though kek.

>>24869982
Sour cream and onion is pretty good but I agree the plain chips are kind of bland

>>24869871
>brazil
stopped reading there

>>24869877
Based and also Cute!!

>>24869707
UUUU is unironically going $40+.
CCJ (who just had their mine put on pause) has a (current) market cap of $5.2B. UUUU with the same market cap puts it at $43. Keep in mind this is only in the CURRENT market. UUUU is going to be huge, don't fucking sell out now. Accumulat on the dips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrBhcBtI7rU

>skip to 1:55 to hear kpopfag sing kpop.

>>24870111
Why would UUUU have the same market cap? CCJ has absolutely enormous properties

>>24870006
>black pussy is super gross
I find it rather tantalizing. Big and meaty, like some kind of animal.

>>24869927
MARA, RIOT, Hut 8 mining, Hive Blockchain.

Doesn't matter. All go up and down as a cohesive unit.

>>24870006
Being my first girlfriend, I just assumed all girls had beefy meat curtains that resembled that of the Batman symbol.

Turned out she was the only one that had it.

Also, black girls are known to be pretty nasty. Lack of hygiene. They do have superior dick sucking talents.

wtf is christopher danely's problem?

>>24869927
Redpill me on their business investments

>>24869929
Didn't their tailings dam fail and kill 20 people in 2015 and then another one failed again in 2019 killing 400?

They have a lot of these dams that they don't maintain and it's only time before another one bursts. Also the ex-CEO is getting tried for murder.

>>24870149
>>black pussy is super gross
>I find it rather tantalizing. Big and meaty, like some kind of animal.
Like a horse, really

Buy weed stocks before bitcoin crashes and muh cryptofags want weed to Cope with

>>24870173

dude holds intel.

>>24869628

>>24870149
Have at it anon.

>>24870173
You think that's bad, look at Curtis Nagel's GME target

>>24869982
>UTZ chips taste like absolute shit
Stop acting like there's nuanced flavor differences between fucking potato chips
>They're thin
Thick chips are shit
>barely any seasoning
How many shares of PEP are you holding? We're coming for you fags

>>24869708
>>24869628
You guys think CLF call premiums will skyrocket tomorrow? IV will surely be through the roof upon this news but I want to buy up a few more calls before IV jacks up the premiums big time.

>>24870227
Please sirs buy weed bags are heavy

Is buying $SNCA now considered based? I think they have a good plan for ALS treatment

>t. a med student

>>24870006
Can confirm, black women have some meaty pussies that are always pink inside. They are like chocolate cake with a strawberry filling that's better with some cream filling added into it if you catch my drift. I think black women genuinely enjoy sucking dick.

I need some input on a call portfolio /biz/

$VALE $MT $CLF
Cashing out March/April 2021

$AKBA $BCRX
Hodl for early 2022 calls

$IDEX $OXY
Hodl for late 2022 calls

These are all quality companies (exception IDEX but that's a risk I will take) that I don't see dipping below their current pricing, thoughts?

>>24870227
Sir please buy HZON sir do the needful

>>24869935
you can get around this by using options of differing strike/expiration

Wonder if I will break 800k tonight

>>24870303
results were said to be q4 so it cant hurt as a biobet

>>24869877
i like this company for some reason

>>24870111
Why wouldn't they use their debt-free position to grow? They're literally in the best position. Think about how many junior silver/gold miners that are debt-free at the start of a uranium bull market? Only around 20% institutional ownership, but I anticipate that to increase, thus pushing the price further (and avoiding trader pumps and dumps). Nuclear is the future.

>>24870319
You want April or later for VALE, etc. because you want there to be the last bid up before earnings (which you will sell into because people who hold calls through earnings are idiots)

is shrmf a buy?

>>24870368
C

>>24869598
What do you think how much further can PLUG go?

>>24870244
The buns would have to be bigger. When I say I like big meaty snatches, I mean BIG MEATY SNATCHES.

So not an actual Arby’s sandwich but the picture of the Arby’s sandwich you see at Arby’s.

>>24870370
Meant for:
>>24870145

>>24870310
big lips

>>24870208
Because of those events, the stock price got hammered to where it became very undervalued. All huge international miners have disasters / bad events on a long enough time frame (just comes with the business)
They actually just now, as we 'speak' are opening back up the mines that closed due to the dam burst:
https://news.yahoo.com/brazils-samarco-restart-mining-five-000615409.html (December 11, 2020)
"Production operations should begin in earnest in the second half of December"
Only going to get better
Many thought they would never get approval to operate the mines again, so it's a very big step that they've resumed operations
>Also the ex-CEO is getting tried for murder.
He's getting charged for the dam disaster - you make it sound like he strangled someone
Shit happens - it's been 5 years, of course the disaster sucked, but as a business they've come back from it

>>24870279
Anyone here have any reasonable input on my question about CLF call premium movement within the next few days?

>>24870415

>>24870429
Sir, CLF is for trannys sir, please buy HZON have a nice goodnight now

my friend just had gamestop deliver pokeman sword and shield to him within an hour after ordering it

i think i'm gonna buy some calls for Q4 earnings lads

Who made a killing off ethe today?

>>24870421
Great rebuttal. Kinda like buying BP during their oil spill and Equifax during their hack scandal.

>NXTD
Wait for the inevitable dip and consider loading up. Options look well busy.

>ATOS
In since 0.89, looking forward for at least partial gap filling like >HEPA just started since friday.

>>24870415
That's an ape.

>>24870429
>Anyone here have any reasonable input on my question about CLF call premium movement within the next few days?
I'm skeptical of a massive CLF movement tomorrow, but I think it will be up. We knew steel was going up, I imagine it was partly priced in to the growing we are seeing. I'm not going to move my bands or targets without a real game changer.

>>24870111
That's just stupid. Their rare earth metals is a really good pivot dont get me wrong, but looking at treasuries and dxy I have my strong doubts that this commodities rally will sustain momentum. If it doesn't drop before earnings then I'm going to roll my contracts to april and wait. They're worth shit, 6 mil in profit on a business that's shrinking with business expenses on the horizon. I'll buy them up at 1-1.5

>>24870163
It will matter in the long run. Based on their mining profitability and crypto holdings RIOT is generating about 30% more profit on BTC increases then MARA is. That's a large performance gap without even considering hash volume. Their expenses were cut by like 25% this quarter, they're going to dab all over MARA's marketcap.

>>24870176
Tesspay which is a crypto-telecom project that is probably going to do well and varaday which is going to be industry standard accounting for crypto companies.

>>24870385
Thank you anon, I had forgotten about earnings!

>>24870429
I don't know but I'm sitting on 297 shares and not fucking moving until this shit sees 50. CLFtranny started the fire; we have moved beyond the need for such "people"

>>24870310
My problem with black women is that for every 100 of them, only 5 of them are worth fucking.

Too many of them:

1) Have gigantic stretch marks

2) Incredibly LARGE asses. Like so big that a 15 inch dick can't get through the fields of fat.

3) They have a particular smell. Not the pleasant kind either.

I personally don't mind the light skin black girls though. They're attractive.

>>24870407
You're grossing me out and making me hungry.

What dates and strikes for CLF and VALE calls?

>>24870474
Or buying SWI when they are revealed to have worked with the CCP to backdoor the entire Defense Intelligence Network and 450 of the Fortune 500 companies.

>>24870360
Thank you for the input. By q4, do you mean 2020 or 2021? I can’t find a damn thing online about their phase 3 trials so I feel like it’s getting memory holed pretty well.

>>24870510
thing is though, if you're a decent looking white guy, black women know that they don't have a lot of chances to sample white chocolate. If you find a cute one you have a good chance of warming her up pretty easily.

>>24870370
Their debt free position doesn't matter when they dont make any money. It's why value companies never have that much debt, they literally cant afford it there's nothing with a better return.

I’m fucking retarded so forgive me—what causes this? Is it simply the momentum of the stock gaining at a rate that suddenly causes my Calls to be worth more? I don’t even really look at my Robinhood account. 90% of my calls are on webull. I just wish I would’ve saw this.

>>24870278
not sure if these are regional only but they blow everything else out of the water, they're my point of reference

>>24870510
>light skin black girls
light skinned black girls are almost always cute as fuck in my experience

>>24870551
promise to stop namefagging and I'll answer

>>24870551
>I’m fucking retarded so forgive me—what causes this? Is it simply the momentum of the stock gaining at a rate that suddenly causes my Calls to be worth more? I don’t even really look at my Robinhood account. 90% of my calls are on webull. I just wish I would’ve saw this.
Particular calls have such low volume it could be a single call sold for the wrong price for all we know. Some of my UUUU calls won't have a single transaction all day.

>>24870490
For sure, I guess I'll take your post as the green light to buy some more 2022 January calls tomorrow

>>24870533
q4 2020 i believe

>>24870551
Liquidity/volume i.e. large bid/ask spreads

>>24869877
LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

>>24870524
BP and Equifax and Vale are too big too fail.

Equifax is one of three credit score database companies. Vale is top ten biggest Brazilian company. BP is massive and has ties to the government.

You can take that risk but I won't.

stonks will soon follow BTC

>>24870558
Not cute
Not CUNNY
Won't buy
thank you sir

>>24869617

>>24870460
did they partner up with doordash or something lol

>>24870295
>>24870321
T. Seething cryptofags who know what's coming

>>24870601
>promise to stop namefagging and I'll answer
Fuck off, name fags are gonna dominate this board.

>>24870629
I want to smash my face into that crotch so hard I suffocate and die

>>24870571
white makes any other race look more attractive, that's just a fact. the best looking asians are often mixed with white as well.

>>24869628

Made an account

https://stocktwits.com/GetYourIron

>>24870624
I'm saying not to buy SWI. It's literally going to zero.

>>24870659
>I want to smash my face into that crotch so hard I suffocate and die
That's a cartoon

some of you are alright....keep an eye on Telos

CLF

>>24870510
>light skin

>tfw no big fat musky aunt jemima gf with an enormous horse pussy

I feel like I should be able to find black women like this no problem but that’s not the case.

>>24870545
The spot price of uranium jumped a dollar overnight a couple days ago. Just wait for the demand to pick up once new plants are built. Think outside of the US, anon. This is global. Or invest in $RKT. I don't really care. kek.

Anime girls desu
Had a great green day frens

>>24870688
you're a cartoon

>>24870543
To be honest the right black woman is a dream come true. Yeah the vast majority are gross but they can be really loving like Asian women.

>>24870693
if it goes sub 20 again ill ride it for a swing

>>24870496
Not arguing superiority.

I'm just saying both will have similar profits.

>>24870543
Sounds like good advice from an experienced man. I'll try it out.

>>24870571
>>24870709
This is the type of black girl I'm attracted to.

Exotic, light skinned.

>>24870659
>virgin coomer posting

Ark bought the TDOC dip...

And I did too

FUARRRKKKKKKKKK WEGM BRAHS

>>24870680
Kinda hard to tell sarcasm. I don't know maybe SWI will bounce back but big irreplaceable companies bounce back from scandal a lot easier.

Like how many times has goldman sachs been revealed to fuck over some country?

>>24869650
shit honestly im tempted to buy. what if it actually moons

>>24869929
>https://pastebin.com/7RCHT6tZ
thanks for this

I never thought options on ark would be the thing that BTFO my portfolio.

>>24870744
You are correct on black women being loving and warm. Generous and family oriented too. Asians, eh I disagree. The “bug people” stereotype is true imo.

the crazy thing is the term "mooning" was developed with dogecoin bros in 2013

and now its like a household saying and cramer would say it

When I took a shit today, the poop formed roughly a U shape in the toilet bowl. UUUU to 3.50 tomorrow.

>>24870849
Go buy MYT

>>24870797
GS is literally ran by kikes so they will never be held accountable.

>>24870640
yes unironically idk if this is known already but he just showed me the doordash notification text saying his gamestop delivery is arriving

>>24870849
lmao, no kid

>>24870571
When I was a teenager I went on a jungle spree particularly with mixed girls. One was particularly great, she was my first girlfriend. Her proportions were absurd. I’m talking double D’s, tiny waist, huge ass and thighs. Good hair, gorgeous smile, I mean this girl was hot and she knew it. I have never in my life been a minute man but I would literally have to hang on for dear life fucking her doggystyle because the sensation it would cause would literally make me almost coom in a few strokes. She also sucked my dick down to the fucking base with zero scraping or gagging. Something no woman I’ve ever been with has ever managed to do. We keep in touch. She has two kids and she’s a dike now. She’s still hot and love reacts all my pics. Another time another place.. Pic related.
>>24870601
No
>>24870608
I assumed it was some unobtainable shit. Like even if I tried to sell my contracts it wouldn’t fill.

I sense one more dip for CLF, then reddit catches on, it moons, and it's game over

>>24870859
Holy BASED

>>24870849
>the crazy thing is the term "mooning" was developed with dogecoin bros in 2013
TFW you baghold the dogecoin moon

>>24869877
I love UTZ I love stacking shares of UTZ. My financial plan is to buy shares of ACI, UTZ, and BAC for the next 5 years. I am going to make lots of money, especially of UTZ shares. I love to Buy shares of UTZ on the New York Stock Exchange.

>>24870879
wtf lol i just googled it and it's legit

>>24870879
>Sherman gets massive shit for announcing nothing at Q3
>it turns out he was quietly working deals with Disney, Microsoft, Doordash, and who knows what else
Punished Sherman redemption arc?

>>24870859
Gonna call up Mark Chalmers and let him know.

>>24870893
I can't fuck black chicks because their feet are ugly

>>24870893
>I assumed it was some unobtainable shit. Like even if I tried to sell my contracts it wouldn’t fill.
Thing that sucks most about these low liquidity options is I can't swing trade them

>>24870415
wtf now im not racist anymore

>>24870543
I always wondered what WMBF couples were like. What kind of a white guy is into black girls? And im not trying to demean white guys who are into black girls, im just curious what kind of a white guy dates black girls


Actually wait jesus christ the biggest trump supporter/ Q Anon schizo / deep state theory fag ive ever met was a white guy in college who was dating (and still currently is) a black girl. He had ScHoolboy Q posters and shit in his dorm, it was weird. I just am a bit thrown off by white guys who date black girls but maybe its the inner racist in me.

>ABBRF
I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>24870988
Black person

>>24870617
Any source? Maybe my Google-fu is sub-par for biopharm docs.

>>24870879
>>24870940
>>24870958
what the fuck

>>24870964
footfags are necrophiliacs in denial

>>24870934
i bought dogecoin at like 10-20 satoshi a few days after it came out on some obscure forum with kids who were mining it to pay for steam cards and didnt think it would moon

in 2013

that shit was epic i had millions

>>24870958
you give Sherman too much credit
this is the same corporate that argued for Gamestop to be essential through the peak of covid (to the point of police intervention), the tiktok contest for wagies to get more hours, the "surprise" console restock on the weekend, e-commerce pivot only because of covid, plus whatever else Cohen mentioned in his letter

I'm not racist or anything but you guys being into beastiality is very Canadian.

>>24870849
ah no
https://youtu.be/ytGWIN-FDok

What are some good ETFs to grab and forget?

>>24870964

>>24871112
based musk

>>24871112
Jokes on you I unrionically like beastiality and black/mixed chicks. Also the girl I mentioned was into dog on girl.

hello sirs you buy for the glory of vishnu yes? we are going to the blessed land of kushinagar

https://stocktwits.com/Newsfilter/message/264907536

https://stocktwits.com/Newsfilter/message/264907536

https://stocktwits.com/Newsfilter/message/264907536

YES

What reasons would QQQ takeoff tmrw and what reasons would it dip?

>>24871047
Zoomer watches his first Tarantino movie

The CLF tranny meme is fucking hilarious

I always imagine there is a literal deranged ugly man in women’s clothing shilling the stock, LOL

>>24871106
demanding to be an essential service was based, fuck the globohomo "everything must close except Walmart and Amazon tough luck ;)" economic warfare

the surprise restock and tiktok contest were retarded, true

in case your wondering 4U is consolidating until january 21 because I bought at 3.43

>>24870939
Yes sir, I also love to buy $UTZ shares on the New York Stock Exchange. Very good sir.

Does anyone else just swipe right on every girl on tinder and then sort out the matches? It's more time efficient, I think.

>>24870558
>kettle cooked chips
I don't understand the appeal, as they're just slightly more crisp lel

>>24871112
I was hoping for pic related to one of the angry people replying to that tweet and I was also hoping for that person to be non-white.. that would have been fun

>>24871140
alright ill give you it

i also am involved in the communities that invented based, and simp

People said coal was dead. They said I was a mad man for picking up 300 shares of CEIX at 5.2.

Coal aint going anywhere retards for at least 5 decades. Too much infrastructure and entire countries economies run on it.

>>24871159
Is this good for us? Seems kinda neutral.

>>24871173
Reason for dip: niggers
Reason for takeoff: niggers

>>24871228
Who would have guessed kpopfag was the origin of "simp".

>>24871186
For some reason, smg coming together to label some man out there as "clf tranny" makes me lose my mind too lmfaooooo

>>24870981

It’s mostly that they bring a lot to the table that white women just don’t offer anymore. They don’t approach you with a sense of entitlement, they don’t want to be “career” women usually, and can actually keep a god damn house. It also doesn’t hurt that they have bodies built for sex and enjoy pleasing a man.

I also, personally, find the musky smell that people complain about intoxicating, brings out the animal in me.

>>24871236
Biden is going to fuck you in the ass with carbon taxes.

>>24870389
Most shroom stocks are right now, but especially SHRMF. If you’re feeling spicy throw some in MYCOF and TRUFF too

>>24871186
I can't tell if the sheer amount of CLF related namefagging is third level metairony or if the ticker just keeps attracting attention whores

>>24871263
simp comes from onlyusemeblade streams he goes for these really fat discord girls and looks like homer simpson

this is where it comes from in the modern internet popular version a few years ago

it doesnt really mean donator it evolved to just mean anyone who donates to girls

i want a nice warm hearted arab girl with big booty and thighs who i can take care of with my 7 figure portfolio and i rest my head on her nice warm thighs after a hard day of staring at candles

GEXbros...

Did all the whales just dump a bunch of calls and exit positions?
Wtf is happening?

>>24871286
How? He's not going to be the president. lmao at your life if you actually think thats going to happen.

>>24871285
>They don’t approach you with a sense of entitlement
That is interesting to me, what does that come off as in person? Black women seem far less deferential to me and more aggressive, which seems like entitlement to some people.
>and can actually keep a god damn house
Seriously? Black women are better at housekeeping?
> for sex and enjoy pleasing a man.

This is true, black women can slop top like crazy.

>>24871368
Time to give your life over to Allah

>>24871385
nice b8

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

and he also bought payed this girls bills and like didnt even barely meet her yet in another state

after he made a bunch of money

>>24871214
>be me
>be in cocoon mode for all of college, no social media
>school, gym, study, sleep, repeat
>around the same time Tinder came out
>finish finals of the last brutal semester
>finally decide to unwind, hit up my local bar
>two chicks come sit down next to me
>after a few minutes one of them shoves her phone in my face
>it’s a picture of her friend in a bikini
>”Hey, would you swipe right on that?”
>have no fucking idea what that means
>”Uh, I don’t think I’m the right person to ask”
>”Oh, you’re gay!”
>finish my drink and leave

And that’s how I learned about Tinder

>>24871208
Fine with me. Much healthier than the $RIOT chart, for example.

>>24871408
امين brother.

When the fook is poolantir going above 28

>>24871421
Harris STILL hasnt givin up her senate seat and Bidens 'trasition' team isnt getting in any ins with the current admin.

It aint going to happen. Sorry EV bro.

>>24871385
Ernest sucked

>>24871236
based real economy anon. wgmi.

Anyone want to explain what the fuck happened here?

Listen here you cunts. Canadian solar is undervalued at $40. They are one of the top solar providers and have a market cap of 2 billion, they are expanding in new territories such as China. Along with Biden in the Oval Office, this can easily be a $10 billion mcap stock.

>>24870849
nothing has changed, we are still putting doge on the moon

>>24869700
>collect money
>/smg/
everyone here just keeps reinvesting all of their gains until they buy a stinker and lose everything.
actually withdrawing money from your broker account would probably cause tard rage.

>>24870389
Bought in today. One of the best in the industry. Undervalued. Long hold.

>>24871528
Chyna.
>charge your damn phone

>50% MMEDF
>50% CLF

Mmmmmm fuckie cummie

>>24869617
oh my fucking god based af.
>>24869790

Yeah i stopped after he started drawing on the WoW cover.

>>24871452
sex isnt free i think tinder must have died in the past 5 years or something

because i havnt gotten a single reply in years of trying i gave up

>>24871547
i gave up on coins that shit got lame

but when i was a kid i thought it was neat little hobby thing ]

>>24871206
it was not good, instead of using it as an opportunity and excuse to speed up closing down unprofitable stores to pivot into e-commerce, trying to stay open (and failing anyways) was detrimental to Gamestop's already negative reputation and already terrible employee morale

>>24869903
get a good balance of fangd and fangu, also arkk

>futures
CATCH THE KNIFES
CATCH THE KNIFES QUICK

>>24871421
Yeah I think it's high level shitposting too.

>>24871572
>i gave up on coins that shit got lame
that's too bad, they are worth a little bit these days

>>24871572
Maybe you scare them tinny.

>>24871572
>sex isnt free i think tinder must have died in the past 5 years or something
>because i havnt gotten a single reply in years of trying i gave up
KEK

today i bought 10 shares of wkhs

HM it seems ive lost track of the top memes. Anyone got anything new? Im trying to get into options this week into next. Mara calls cause this is bullish as fuck, maybe use that money and buy monthly puts

>>24871553
Kek capped that shit. Not gonna make it to a milli with vanguard man tho

>>24870278
> imagine not ever eating Tim's Cascade Chips

>>24871528
Chinese space program

>>24871637
theyve always been good for illegal pump and dumps you can make millions i dont disagree

but ultimately coins arent worth anything

i even had 40k chainlink in late 2018 that i squandered

if theres money making opportunities in of itself doesnt provide a use case for that garbage that makes a coin unique and special

>>24871639
not my fault if i scare them considering i swipe right on every girl in the app and my picture looks average as fuck and you wouldnt be able to tell i was bad ive tried many different pictures over time

surely some uggo wants to meet but i never got anythng

Futures BLOOD green

I've been looking into clf and I'm going to join clf tranny in this now.

Buying a 5 calls for 500 15pt for the end of next month.

If I don't regret this I'll use some of the money to buy you people cyberpunk 2077.

>>24871528
Buy Chinese [Amazon/Microsoft/Walmart], whitey!

Boom, looks like this

>>24871666
I think it's for you

>>24871403
To put it bluntly, marriage and participation in a nuclear family is a fucking pipe dream for most black women and they know it. They want what white women have been offered and usually take for granted and are actually willing to put in the work or contribute in order to make it happen.

>housekeeping
Black women having plastic on furniture that you aren’t allowed to sit in is not a meme.

How do you make good investments and trades when you understand nothing about the world?

>>24871711
>considering i swipe right on every girl in the app
There's your problem. Dating app algorithms are over-engineered as fuck, tinder doesn't like friendly or desperate people that swipe on everybody

>>24871629
Nah, the high level shitposting itt is implying SWI has any chance of bouncing back and not securing Trumps re-eletion with their hand in election fraud lmao.

>>24871729
and just like that, the NASDAQ will never EVER fall below 12,678 again in our lifetimes

>>24871759
based

>>24871452
Yikes, shoulda just came in your pants. Alpha move.

>>24871766
Buy on red lines

Pass the stimulus already. Bring on the 2400 round 2 again! I want it stuffed in my stocking by Christmas..

>>24871106
>argued for Gamestop to be essential
You keep saying this like it's a bad thing

>>24871711
Try seeking arrangements and say you're a day trader.

>>24871428
how to buy puts on blade's health?

>>24871773
disagree

that will cause me to miss people

theres always some wise guy with some trick up his sleeve because they never admit the facts

why WOULD a girl fuck you for free? they dont have to when ugly fat girls are charging 300$ an hour and have onlyfans raking in thousands a month

this idea that you can meet chicks on grindr is outdated and was a brief boom period when it first came out

its been completely stomped out and girls woke up they get 100% of all swipes as a match

>>24871680
i'm doing the exact same thing i described.
i've lost money listening to the uranium shill and loading up on SWI.

>>24871766
>How do you make good investments and trades when you understand nothing about the world?
1) buy stock
2) the line goes up

>>24871576
>reputation
>employee morale
Why are you such a hippie friend, like I get it in theory but nobody cares

>>24871711
>but ultimately coins arent worth anything
eh, that's just not true but ok

>>24871824
>seeking arrangements

that might work but granted if you were going to pay some girl thousands you might as well actually be rich because youll be poor real quick

>>24871872
it is a objective fact the world in non clown world

would dictate that all coins be worth zero

but low iq people buy into it that it self perpetuates

its a computer generated number it will never have value

>>24870981
Been with women of every background, currently in a long term with a girl from Senegal. Loving women with curves, as I said previously most are gross but I feel that way about all races of women anyway

>>24871766
Look at the best performing ETFs such as ARK and the holdings of the big investment funds like BlackRock. Research the stocks they have and buy the ones you like but this requires time and effort, this is why people buy ETFs instead.
So the take away is, if you are a NEET with lots of time in your hands then buy stocks. If you are a wagie buy ETFs.

>>24871766
Keep buying SPY (or VOO if you're holding 10+ years) / VTI until you learn more
When you've learned more, and are able to dedicate more time to the markets put a portion of your investment money aside for more speculative plays on individual stocks
By buying SPY you'll naturally grow more inclined to track the markets and learn, as you'll see your money increase or decrease day to day, and you'll start picking up on signals/patterns naturally
You'll also grow frustrated by the low (but steady) returns you are receiving on your SPY, so you'll grow more motivated to learn more - creating incentives for yourself set yourself up for success

>>24871766
like others have said become knowledgeable about lines. you just study how line moves and when you think line will go up you buy when you think line will go down you sell

>>24871872
it's a hash. what objective value does that have? gold is a precious metal that can be used for MANY purposes

>>24871962
get out of here schiff

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3645165-cleveland-cliffs-pushes-plate-prices-to-900-st-ex-works

More profit for CLF

>>24871839
Kek anon you're missing people BECAUSE you swipe on everyone. It's called shadowbanning, the apps are engineered for horny men with unrealistic standards and they slip in their actual realistic recommendations when they think you're likely to swipe. If you swipe on everyone it gives you a bad guy score and shadowbans your account with the troll accounts. Delete tinder for 3 months, you're actual account and the app, take some nice pictures in those months you know go hiking and stuff. Redownload it and be picky to your heart's content, it will match you with someone eventually.

I wasn't having any luck with tinder as a dating platform because I did the same thing, got my shit fixed went back on, found a nice girl and we've been dating 6 months and talking about getting married now. It works my man.

>>24871763
>To put it bluntly, marriage and participation in a nuclear family is a fucking pipe dream for most black women and they know it.
Facts. Black men are basically a spouse option that makes a nuclear family inaccessible.
>They want what white women have been offered and usually take for granted and are actually willing to put in the work or contribute in order to make it happen.
I see, this is very intuitive.

>Black women having plastic on furniture that you aren’t allowed to sit in is not a meme.

I didn't know this was a thing??? My boomer grandparents do this too and they are nowhere close to Black, or American.

>>24871982
Can't make a whore a necklace out of bitcoin.

One good pump tomorrow baby, just one good pump.

>>24871928
So how does your woman from Senegal act in comparison to other girls?

>>24871382
What is GEX and what does this mean?
Are those 450k 12/18 $300 SPY Puts actually gonna print?

My friend says technical analysis of the charts is more important than anything else.

>>24872012
We pump tommorow I think. I'd pull out by EOD though. 21st is gonna crash I think. Hedgies are fucking frothing at dumping their TSLA bags on the general public's 401k's. It might crash friday in anticipation.

>>24871962
>gold is a precious metal that can be used for MANY purposes
So can tens of thousands of things that aren't used as currency. You never bought anything with gold in your life, it's not a real currency, it's only popular because of the boomer delusion passed onto a new generation of bagholders who think that there is going to be an apocalypse and they're going to rule the world with their gold supply instead of getting murdered.

>>24871962
I understand because I don't really understand where the value comes from and I won't pretend I do but I can sell some coin right now, buy stock with it, sell that stock, get cash, and then use that cash to buy something. That means it has value.

>>24872081
Your friend is retarded

>>24872101
the only claim here was that gold has objective value. so does wood, so does rice. bitcoin does not. bitcoin is just decentralized fiat

Gonna put 10 k into vale tomorrow

>>24872081
That's what idiots always think in a bull market. Of course if everything's going up and your chart predicts line will go up you will be right. Don't start your investing foundation with garbage like TA dear god anon.

>>24872081
Well your friend is retarded. Just buy meme tickers and sell at the right time.

>>24872101
Crypto is built on the same inherent distrust of financial institutions. But so far it seems to track the markets. It's a speculative asset. There is no reason you can't have both gold and crypto if you really are tied to that distrust.

tomorrow is your last chance to buy marathon oil under $7

>>24872081
Yes and no.

>>24872101
That's why investing in your children means teaching them muay thai and crossbow skills starting around the age of 6, bonus points if they get a crash course in making expolosives from home depot products

Did Tinny get banned?

>>24871528
Cbat anon says they have a have a robinhood like app in China
They have discord groups that can pump shit like this to the moon

>>24872233
I missed his sperg out on Friday, wish I had seen it sounds like it was fun

glad i put some time into stocks this year :)

>>24869598
Why aren't you buying NKE calls, you fucking retards? You could be making 10x your money on Friday. Fucking idiots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RgxwFojcHQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6XhHsyAk3shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmgY2-rfYE [Embed]

look what some influential youtubers are talking about, any more of this chatter?

>>24872200
>another far-left state's activist AG is trying to ruin everybody's fun

>>24871766
I literally just buy OTM calls with 2-3 months to expiry on whatever meme stock is shilled here
Best case scenario x10
Worst case scenario, you lose a few hours worth of work money

Ogey, Tell us Telos
Why would it go up?

>>24872003
Don’t ever do that I learned my lesson the hard way and got a inbox full of faggots and fattie feminists.

>>24871537
You got my attention

>>24872280
Theyre going to try to take option trading away from retail investors aka average everyday Americans.

This is why Biden will never be President.

>>24872262
I'm not sitting here and listening to these retards spit bullshit for 30 minutes anon, what's the TLDR

>>24872251
It was amazing, not going to lie. All it took was a few tripfags reminding him he belongs in an asylum and a black hooker stealing his phone.

>>24872155
https://youtu.be/dK4ZsYPlIFU
>VALE
>A
>L
>E

AHHHHHH
April $25c or $20c for CLF?
My inner gambling addict says go for $25c because the premiums are dirt cheap right now.

>>24871537
How come every canadian stock is undervalued

>>24872357
the youtube algorithm is demand they start discussing a crash in 2021

>>24872394
just buy shares you dumbo

>>24872155

Should have chose CLF

New article 10 minutes ago.. LG saying fuck everyone LOL
https://newsfilter.io/a/f56570215635d06453b584e176d54c9b

>>24872324
CEO is deep state

>>24872416
because no one is buying them until they're big enough to crosslist on NYSE

GKPRF if they prove a third profitable quarter in a row

>>24872081
>https://seekingalpha.com/news/3645165-cleveland-cliffs-pushes-plate-prices-to-900-st-ex-works

>meme lines
the answer is always NO

>>24872370
888 for HZON sirs

>>24872429

>>24872429
5k clf
5k vale

>>24872483
Be nice to those rodents

I think I will close my CLF short tomorrow, might do it again later. I hate you guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxsIR_5dt38

>>24870333
Your digits say yes

>>24872429

Why is LG so based

>>24872340
My girlfriends a leftist. I try to shill her on Jews and she try's to shill me on abortion and we just give up and go get food and watch Netflix and fuck. Just dont be a sperg and it works.

The Russell 2000 for your contemplative pleasure. Compare it to the other majors like SPX, NDX. Maybe not every single bear has been squeezed out here, but we're close.

>>24872508
Never treat these wagies with kindness.

>>24872200
define aggressive tactics

>>24872147

>>24872545
yeah she won lol

>>24872509
i took my profit after i got 10% out of it today

>>24872552
Yup. It's full of shit companies with more debt then growth too. And they dont even do stock buybacks. I'm just waiting to rotate large again.

>>24872552
And what does this squiggly mean exactly?

Command + F $ACUIF
>0 Results

stay poor faggots

>>24870558
A wise choice sir

>>24872560
Its not the losers they care about. Its the winners. The 8k to 600k+ winners.

https://www.ft.com/content/0e451231-fa4c-4686-bf2f-a5e107f337b9

>>24872035
Physically a model, mutual respect and goals for the future, motivated. Aka things 99% of women in general lack. I've dated the whole spectrum and the fact that some people just won't go outside their own skin is hilarious and sad because there's a lot of genuinely great females out there. And most of them these days aren't white lol

>>24872637
>>24872637
>>24872637
>>24872637
>>24872637

>>24871216
Only for true connoisseurs, those that understand what flavor is.

I'll bet you've never been served at a tray passing.

Too many pedestrians on this board

>>24872545
Classic woke fishing though I haven’t had much luck since I stopped working out hard
I tried to be the suger baby to a 40 year old milf back when i was 21 a few years ago.
Didn’t work out was just below her threshold of being redeemable.

>>24872552
This is happening because EU actually knows how to come together and pass bills to fuel their industry with much needed money, we will see the exact same shit for US indices when the american politicians actually does something for a change

>>24872256
Extraordinary.

>>24872596
A major index is up about 30% in 6 weeks. Read into it what you will.

I have a Thought - what if JPM suppressing the prices of “precious” metals is a favor to the business community or govt? What if that’s some covert QE for keeping PPI’s low and such?

>>24872256
I don't use Robinhood anymore but I went from 10k in mid November to 30k now. Thanks PLTR LGVW and APXT

>>24872633
>And most of them these days aren't white lol

The only thing white women have going for them is being white.

>>24870939
>>24871210
wholesome and utzbased.
>>24870543
i fingered a black stripper once it was alright. black as the ace of spades she was.
>>24871755
no thanks just throw it in the garbage and take a pic instead.
>>24871766
follow the memes.

>>24872817
I hear you and that's worth something. My experience has been most white women nowadays, family included, are just too selfish, slutty and mentally ill to make partners. It's a sad state

>>24872631
Yeah bullshit. That case should be tossed.

>>24872560
Did you make this? Way better than the one I made