/biz/ - Business & Finance

I thought about pimping once but I just don't know if I could slap a ho and that's pretty much essential.

>>2486101
That all needs investing in Mooncoin

>>2486101
this and successful camwhoring
i'm quite jealous

>>2486101
I did that while sleeping last night and my cryptos were rising.
>tfw I didn't and actually lost money because I decided to set a buy order to ZCASH at .15 before going to bed

>>2486101
I really want to become a giggoloo , i don't care about fucking 60 year old dry pussy, it's only for like 30 min , and depending on your looks you could be making 1000 per fuck

>invest in cryptocurrency
>wake up to $30 jump in ethereum prices
>made $1680 in one night while literally sleeping comfortable
>didn't have to take any dicks
nah I'm good

>>2486101
>a few years from now
>nobody wants her nasty blown out pussy anymore
>can't even make $100 a night


roasties never learn

>>2486101
>She made $1680 while selling her body
>I check blockfolio
>24 hour change $2,427.99
>Didn't have to do anything
>That's a slow day too

yeah I think I've got her beat. I'm sure she would normally be banging 7 dudes in a night anyway though so might as well monetize.

She made 1680 from 0 though.
None of you could do that with crypto

>>2486199
>He's never put on those golden kneepads

I want all newfags to fuck off.

>>2486164

>>2486101
>tfw I only have sexual relations with people I actively want to have sexual relations with

>tfw I made more money drooling into my pillow last night than she does in a week of taking dicks like a thief in the night

You memed me into a fortune, /biz/, and now my entire worldview is permanently changed

She probably has more STDS than I have coins in my portfolio.

Bitch please

>>2486159
fuck you

>>2486101
half this board is retarded but all of them are right HODLing will make you a millionaire

t. newcoiner who bought one bitcoin during the crash hasn't arrived yet but looking at a $200 profit already.

>>2486159
> while literally sleeping comfortable
HOW

>>2486144
>I really want to become a giggoloo , i don't care about fucking 60 year old dry pussy, it's only for like 30 min ,

Nigga, you won't be the one doing the fucking if you become a gigolo.

>>2486315
yo what the fuck does

t.

mean

>>2486278
litecoin?

>>2486315
>yeah I don't know shit and am a complete newfag in all respects but yeah for some reason my idea that holding will make you a millionaire despite me having absolutely no evidence for this or any kind of basis for my prediction of the future holds weight
go fuck yourself

>>2486343
xtrabytes nibba

>>2486101
Aka, whilst yo momma was sleeping. With a customer.

>>2486343
XBY

>>2486330
NORMIES GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2486101

is DICKS a new crypto?

which exchange is it on?

>>2486348
what happened bud you bought bitbean?

>>2486101
I did whoring for a little bit, averaged to about $100 an hour. It's not bad. Quit because my family is oldschool and because I entered a monogamous relationship.

Wouldn't do it in the US though. Only do it in countries where it's legal.

>>2486352
>>2486396
you must own a lot to have such a big increase

im just a small sardine with 220k xby

>>2486403
Yo I'm anything but a normie but this is some new shit (last couple months) that I'm not familiar with at all.

>>2486330
Hownew.ru

>>2486330
Written by

>>2486433
Nigga this IS new.

Come at me when you know what house the itty bitty babby in the itty bitty boat sails to.

>>2486409
hahahahahahahah

>>2486199
Probably spent a few thousand pounds on makeup, more on tanning, more on whatever fad bullshit she's into, another ten thousand on clothes, expensive handbag, fishnet tights, the rest.

>>2486324
This. Best case scenario is giving handjobs to lonely old men.

>>2486330
It's some Scandinavian thing that started in /int/. It's how they sign letters over there, so it's like saying "Sincerely,". It's a meme way of attributing a statement to a person or group, with the intent that the association is funny and/or derogatory.

>>2486330
GO BACK TO LEDIT YOU STUPID FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!11111

>>2486523
cheers m8.

what about

p. ?

>>2486420
>$100 an hour
That seem the going rate in CR.

>>2486537
As someone who's been on 4chan since before reddit existed, being told to GB2Reddit over not knowing a relatively new meme is somewhat amusing

>>2486557
Stands for p3n0r. That's "leet speak" for penis.

>>2486199
>he doesn't know about mining
>he doesn't know about bitcoin faucets
>he thinks sex is a $0 investment

>>2486583
seriously though

>>2486316
Try silicone ear plugs and a sleep mask. You'll sleep like a baby.
Also, fix up your bed and bedsheets if that's a problem too.

>>2486598
I haven't even seen p. yet desu senpai baka puddi puddi

>>2486316
Black out your bedroom windows and remove any electronics that emit light. Also melatonin.

>>2486316
Phenibut can help, but don't abuse it.

http://revolutionarylifestyledesign.com/the-right-phenibut-dosage-for-destroying-depression-and-avoiding-withdrawal/

In addition to boosting your mood, it can make you quite sleepy on the way down.

>>2486628
I need you to know, I love you. "The teacher stupid pudding, pudding." Eloquent at minimum. Thank you for living

>>2486101
Pretty sure I can make more than her in a single thread:
1Fpi2x5FQnSVUheQqpod2RFNtdP5DpbC2k

I will post results.

>>2486668
I use phenibut maybe 1-2 times a week, it makes me feel fucking fantastic for 10-12 hours. Music sounds better, I'm more eager to socialize, baseline mood is happy, and it's like $30 for a 6 month supply.

>>2486101
looks kinda white? Wrote like a nigger? I'm confused. That I know for sure.

>>2486740
Much love, my nigga. Be easy.

>>2486101
Fucking kek.

Poor people work for their money. I don't want to fucking work.

I just want to sit on my throne while other girls take the dicks of life for me and all I do is collect the check.

Imagine how much you can make as one person. Now imagine how much you can make with 250 people working under you. She owns a job, she does not own a scalable, growing business.

Fuck working.

>>2486101

"iWas"

"iMade"

fuck, is this how people talk now?

>>2486853
>hookers
>people

>>2486853
OP is a possible /b/tard prostitute? iGuess.

>>2486199
>makeup
>clothes
>gas for car
>condoms if she's smart
>and most of all OPPORTUNITY COST
Why work a whole night when I can front 5k today to see it grow to 20k in a few weeks all while working a job for steady income with benefits?

The biggest part of investing in business, crypto, etc. is opportunity cost. Would it be cheaper to change oil yourself? Probably by a few bucks. But I'd rather pay some grease monkey $25 bucks to do it because my time is more valuable to me. Could be working, shorting equities, etc.

>>2486853
iConsumer

>>2486740
>2017
>not knowing transliteration of pudding in japanese is purin

>>2486164

What if she pays for "virgin"-plasty?

>>2486432
>this is some new shit (last couple months)
you're retarded
"t." has been around for fucking YEARS

>>2486396
you deserve it for holding those fucking heavy bags anon. Kudos

>>2486939
Nobody on this site or any other I've used has been shoving it down my throat until very recently.

>>2486985
been seeing it on /int/ since 2012 and other boards since 2013
that's a half a decade you newfag

>>2486921
it's not just about the pussy

I guarantee she doesn't take care of herself, by 30 she'll look like she's in her mid 50s

>>2486128
Plus other pimps roll up on your bitches. Aint bout to get shot for a beat hoe.

I've been with give or take a few around 25 pros. Some of these girls were unbelievable right and then some are so blown out its unreal. It's usually the ones doing it 2 months after having a kid that you can't even tell if your in or not. Waiting for the day they start asking for crypto...

>>2486993
only fucking nerds use /int/

It's left /int/ recently and now I'm even seeing fucking losers posting it even on facebook.

>>2487013
She'll probably OD on some fentanyl in her coke and get buried in a forest by some guy cheating on his wife

>>2487034
>recently
like I said you dumbass it's been all over since 2013
you're just new

>>2487213
I've been on 4chan over a dozen years now but by all means continue telling me how new I am.

>>2486330
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/4seari/what_does_t_word_mean_on_4chan/

Yawn.

Bitch please.

Made this while sleeping and eating a fucking fish sandwich in my bathrobe.

Enjoy your little illegal, superficial wage slave whore job while it lasts. After the dusty age of 30 youll be working in a fucking McDonalds.

>>2487038
doesn't sound too bad
t. nocoiner

>>2487228
then obviously you haven't been paying attention

>>2486101
I make way more than that on a busy crypto night. what a slut.

>>2486425
you can literally see the amount he owns anon

lmao

>>2486330
Lurk mOar

>>2486985
Yeah its been around a while tbf

>>2486101
itt: coincucks waste all their money on shitcoins, can't even afford to lose virginity to hooker

GUYS WHY DONT YOU WHORE YOURSELVES OUT AND INVEST IN YOUR BEAN COINS YOU WOULD MAKE DOUBLE PROFIT AND MAKE ∞% MORE DICKS IN YOUR BUTT THAN YOU ARE CURRENTLY TAKING

If I was a woman why wouldn't I be whoring myself out?

>>2486101
dude if i had a cunt i would sell it asap fuck 4 y/o runing around asking people for shlecky shlecky lutchy lutchy five dolla

>>2487228
lurk moar newfag

>>2487942
>being this retarded

>>2486101
What city does she work in?

>>2486101
Prostitution has the highest mortality rate of any job outside of drug dealing. We'll see how happy she is when some john rapes her and stabs her to death with a sharpened screwdriver over a $50.

>>2490275
and does she accept bitcoin?

>>2490312
That's why so many of them refuse black customers.

>>2486432
>Yo I'm anything but a normie but this is some new shit (last couple months) that I'm not familiar with at all.

You are the perfect representation of what a normie truly is.

Either lurk moar or get the fuck out you normie newfag

>>2490312
>some john
*Jamal

>>2486278
what wallet app is that

>>2490681
lurk moar newfag

>>2490681
Blockfolio. Very popular here.

>>2490681
It's not a wallet, though. It tracks your investments over time, and you have to manually input your buys and sells.

>>2490706
Nice job calling someone an idiot when you can't even spell "more" correctly. Not surprising that you're the type of backwards idiot who would use homophobic slurs.

>>2490722
>>2490727
thanks for the info, i've been looking for something like this

@2490734
(You)

>>2486330
terveisin

>>2490727
Sounds like a chore

>>2486315
>hold all these ponzicoins with no legitimate use cases and barely any potential use cases with only speculative value dependent on the influx of uninformed new capital
>It'll make you a millionaire, I promise, I made 200 whole dollars!

>$1680 won't cover the hospital costs when she has about 50 std's

>>2487473
Can she even get a job at McDonalds? Her "hobbies" are on the internet now forever for all future employees to see.

>>2487228
>t. newfag

>>2486101
comparing us with women is unfair bro

>>2486101

$1680 = 21 guys at $80 each? Its unlikely that her "rate" doesn't end in either a 5 or a 0 so we can assume it wasn't for example, 5 guys at $336 each.

Yeah, but one of those guys will stab her with a hypodermic needle one day, shes playing a game of numbers. and will forever be public property.
(hint: many people get off on killing prostitutes)

>>2490734
>even spell "more" correctly
>being this new
Jesus christ just fuck off back to plebbit already.

>>2486101
u better get to work anon those dicks wont suck themselves

>>2492180
>fuck off back to facebook already

ftfy

>>2491453
Interesting. Might not be exactly $1680 though

The first anon to make a cryptocoin cam site where the whores will shill for coins and pump themselves for pumpers is going to the moon.

>>2491453
Variable rates. Charge more for more ugly, other optional services.

>>2486144
>giggoloo
>pussy

Nigger, who do you think male prostitutes' clients are? Hint, they aren't women. You will bite pillows all night and get anal cancer in 3 years.

>>2486582
>being such an obvious redd.it transplant

>>2490980
Pretty much. Most of her clients are probably niggers. And her money will get blown on meth. Dead by 33. Who would marry street trash like this.

>>2486985
>t. newfag

>>2494170
>Who would marry street trash like this.
Richard Gere

>>2486409
your.mom

She was taking dicks from guys who make that every day without doing a thing. Who's really winning? Not her. The people she's talking to are other girls and weak males. If you're neither of those, you see this slut for what she is, a piece of human garbage.

>>2486101
i wonder what kind of kneepads she invested in to get returns like that

>>2486190
I seriously doubt you're not having bad days along with good. There's never a day a hooker losing money by hooking

Ok, guys. I'm >>2486744

I return here in order to say that I still at 0 BTC. I guess that whores can make more than I after all.

>>2486758
>phenibut
what exchange is this on I don't see it

>>2494471
More like Richard Gear

Honestly getting $1000 from a hobby that you enjoy, that makes you wet and horny isn't so bad.

You have to think of it from a woman's perspective.

If someone offered you to lick pussy all night , you'd be stupid enough to do it for free.

>>2486164
Don't forget about how STD riddled she will be by then.

>>2495832
pussy I want to eat or pussy I don't?

>bought DGB at ATH
>broke me
>had to make some quick cash
>went to The Toolbox downtown
>sign up for glory hole
>drink 6 man milkshakes in 4 hours
>take money and puts in LTC on Thursday
Back in business boys fucking with fire son.

>>2490823
stay poor with that attitude

>>2490312
>implying drug dealing has a high mortality rate
Youre confusing that with being a dumb nigger slinging crack in the projects

That's it? Your entire net worth fits in the glovebox?

>>2495576
Of course there are bad days, but if you average out what I make over a year from that shit, it was more than she made last year guaranteed. Plus I don't have to launder however much money you're going to say she makes in a year.

>>2497238
She works in cash, so no laundering necessary.

>>2486101
I'd rather make 20k a year working in a warehouse without becoming Degenerate scum. If you think money is worth more than dignity and self respect, become a cam whore with the rest of the soulless losers

>>2490823
If you trade a lot, it can be. However, looking at your sweet gains is a great reward.

Is there any other way a girl can make big amounts of money beside whoring or doing anything sexual? Women are subconsciously convinced that their only worth is in their vagina. Sad.
So, what are other ways ( beside wagecucking and exposing yourself on internet) I have skills in laundering money.

>>2497476
The exact same way men make large amounts of money.

>>2497291
yeah I'm sure your fat virgin ass could totally make money cam whoring if it wanted to

>>2497491
I was talking theoretically, if was a female. I don't think you need to be very attractive to literally sell your hole for money to strangers.

>>2497488
Nah, men are usually more confident and willing to take risk. Also, nobody takes women too seriously because they can ''marry someone rich'' or ''sell their stupid holes''..................

>>2497491
I was talking hypothetically, if was a female. I don't think you would need to be very attractive to literally sell your hole for money to strangers.

>>2497491
You'd be surprised. Sex makes people incredibly stupid with their money.

>>2497476
>their only worth is in their vagina
this

>>2486583
kek

>>2495576
>a hooker has bad days, too
>pissed off john, wind up in a dumpster, missing person's report

>>2498013
don't forget the eternal shame from being literal fuckmeat for rent

>>2497554
>Nah, men are usually more confident and willing to take risk. Also, nobody takes women too seriously because they can ''marry someone rich'' or ''sell their stupid holes''..................
Men and Women are not equal. Period.
Get that through your skull right now.
There are trade-offs though, and in a lot of ways being a Woman is a great asset. It's absolutely true that you can use your inherent value as a "stupid hole" to "marry someone rich" or sell it for straight cash.

In the grand scheme of things, what's more important? Making money that you can't take with you after you die, or being genetically successful? Obviously that's something you have to answer for yourself, but many men argue that Women are better off because they're nearly guaranteed to be genetically successful, when men aren't even guaranteed to be financially or otherwise successful, they just have a slight edge in those departments over Women. And even that's being eroded.

There has never in history been a better time to be a Woman (in western society). Enjoy it while it lasts.

>>2486138
It'll be okay, anon.

Spaghetti hands will guarantee a loss but patient biding of time may reward you in your efforts.

>>2486330
Get out