/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24842818
CROOMER

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

Panic sold my CLF calls today, will I have a chance to rebuy tommorow?

Due to schedule conflicts I'm making a fresh /smg/ update tonight. About to film.

>>24842818
I wanna knock up that little red head so bad. I bet she looks hot pregnant.

>>24842818
Going all in 20k in single day calls or puts on TSLA dubs decides which

GSI.V / GKPRF shills where are you??
no one else to talk about gatekeeper with me
i just put 1 grand today in gatekeeper because they're penny stock shit that's demonstrating a profit and gains with a clean balance sheet. Was really hesitant to buy into this until I saw the (fiscal) Q4 results

62 million market cap right now with these financials, am i being baited or is it just not mooning since it's only on the leaf exchange and OTC exchange?
They seem to know what they're doing if they're getting more contracts next year

>>24842840
baste

>>24842865
Puts

>>24842865
puts

Any idea what caused the massive spike in IV in the vix futures??

Screen shot of Vixy and /vx

>>24842873
Y'all are gonna convince me to get a Chuck Schlong account just for these long-shot penny stocks.

>>24842840
Thanks for the videos.

HEALTH AND SCIENCE
HHS Secretary Azar says the public will get Covid vaccine ‘by the end of February into March’

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/15/hhs-secretary-azar-says-the-public-will-get-covid-vaccine-by-the-end-of-february-into-march.html

TSNP SHILL.................... ABOUT THAT CHAT WE WERE GONNA HAVE.................. YOU GONNA HAVE THAT CHAT WITH ME TSNP SHILL..................... JUST NEED A FEW WORDS WITH YOU TSNP SHILL............. JUST A FEW WORDS.............

>>24842904
that's the type of shit advice i expect from a little cartoon girl that has never had to deal with a doomsday scenario

>>24842861
>little
She's a fucking whale

Where’d all the shroom fags go?

I'm curious what does everyone do with all the money they earn?

For me I'm buying my sister a $700 dollar anklet in hopes she takes some pictures of her wearing it and send them to me so I can jack off to it

>>24842888
Checkt /biz/ trips what breakeven price for DEC 18 puts

>have 10 shares
>pay dividend
>reinvest dividend
>now have 10.036 shares
Nice

Are you SERIOUSLY not invested in TLS? Have sex fucking incel

>>24842922
What's going on?

>>24842818
When I grow up I hope I'm a functioning alcoholic stocks guy just like Jim Kramer, but also I want to say nigger words live like Seinfeld Kramer

Also a jew called in to work today from New York asking why his shitty cellphone wasn't working, the card on his account was being declined because it only had two dollars left, I took down the information from his mothers credit card as he yelled at her for it across the room, and then asked if there was anyway he could be given a discount for the everything he had to go through to get his shitty phone working again, I had to bite my tongue the whole time and nearly lost my shit when he said happy holidays, then I talked to confused chinese and indian immigrants the rest of the day

I fucking hate my life

>>24842947
I use it to earn more so I can buy a house and quit being a rentgoy

>>24842947
>money they earn

>>24842899
their annuals look like this
I'm just hesistant to put in more than a grand in case it was just a temporary covid boon (thermal cameras). Pic related is their growth annual, but like how often do you see penny stock shit actually turn a profit

they dumped hard from 0.99 the past couple months because a private placement didn't go through (it was announced when it was like 0.60 and some buyer was supposed to buy $5 million worth of shares at a 50% premium; they backed out). Seemed like a good time to buy in after their earnings justify their valuation though

>>24842947
Use it to buy more stocks

https://voca.ro/1c9behwC781z

>>24842949
$600

>>24842931
Rude.

>>24842947
Buy more stonks, but mostly never sell. Long term capital gains are a must.

>>24842947
How easily does she send pictures like that to you? I came in my sisters panties sometimes when i was younger.

>>24842922
I can’t believe you’re still mad about this. Thanks for buying my bags faggot HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>24842955
SPY current yield is cucked in all directions

>>24842960
I was thinking about picking up a remote CSR job. Is it really that bad? I work for a grocery store pickup service and deal with customer service all the time so i thought it would just be like that but comfy at home.

>>24843011
>Long term capital gains are a must.
some of these retards that are new to the market making shitloads of money with just short term options with no regard to this are in for a fucked up tax season

>>24843041
Look for contact tracing jobs for Covid
Same reqs as CSR's in a lot of places but they're paying a lot more from what I've seen
CSR's in my area make like ~15, contact tracers making 20+ and it's remote

>>24842933
Lost 300k today, ugg, I still like MMED for another 40% till it matches cmps, and cybn has a bright multibagger future.

>>24843073
>Lost 300k today

>>24843063
My gf is a conspiracy theorist and thinks covid contact tracing is a way for the gov to keep tabs on us so not an option, unfortunately. Only making 12.85 now so anything would be cool, and i would get to sit down.

>>24843073
>Lost 300k today
I can't even fathom losing this amount of money on fucking psychedelic mushrooms

>>24843044
Ehh with short term options I get it. It's better to make money off an option you bought and sold and pay taxes on it than to have done nothing and not pay taxes. Short term capital gains are just one of the prices you pay for that leverage

But yeah it will be hilarious when these people go to pay their taxes and find out they owe $$$ from 2020 having already blown up their accounts in early 2021

>>24842933
I sold on monday from a 2 day hold of 70+% gains

guys, what does this mean for CLF? I remember CLF guy talking about a steel shortage and now I see this. WTF.

China should consider alternatives for Australian iron ore as trade tensions simmer, analyst says

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/16/as-china-australia-trade-tensions-rise-beijing-needs-iron-ore-alternative.html

>>24843044
lol the only retards are the ones who pay captal gains taxes...

Unless your're raking in millions there's no way the IRS has the time to deal with you, my dad and uncle haven't paid taxes in 20 years and not one audit or letter fromt he IRS

>>24843106
Jokes on you I already blew up my account so I get to use my capitol losses to offset unemployment taxes

>>24843022
How is TSNP not a scam? What is the purpose of an OTC SPAC?

>>24843114
Mwahahahah!!!!
China will buy VALE ore instead of Australian ore, like I've been posting for days!
>:)
VALE $16 Call 4/16/2021
>$24.50 price target from JPM
https://thefly.com/landingPageNews.php?id=3212481&headline=VALE-Vale-price-target-raised-to--from--at-JPMorgan
>China economy is booming
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/12/15/business/economy-business/china-industrial-output/
>China iron prices record high
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/11/chinas-iron-ore-prices-spike-10percent-to-a-record-high-on-supply-concerns.html
>Vale is the top vendor of ore to China
https://auto.economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/auto-components/chinese-steel-mills-chase-iron-ore-contracts-with-brazils-vale/65899489
https://gcaptain.com/vale-and-chinese-port-sign-651-million-deal-for-iron-ore-storage/
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/030215/how-iron-ore-market-works-supply-market-share.asp
>Though China was the No. 3 iron ore producer, it was also the top importer, buying up 63% of the global trade. Japan was the second-largest importer, purchasing 8.3% of global trade, followed by South Korea at 5.1%
>China is currently in conflict with Australia
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-14/global-times-reports-australian-coal-exports-blocked-by-china/12983336
>China's The Global Times appears to confirm a ban on Australian coal imports amid perilous trade tensions
Equals China buys their ore from Vale, not from Australia
>Macro conditions
Every country in the world is printing money to try to get out of this SARS recession - more money chasing the same commodities = price of commodities soars
Every country will try to invest in infrastructure to create jobs and kickstart their economy (think of after the great depression)
>Tesla is in talks with Vale for nickel production for batteries
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4394688-vale-and-tesla-nickel-picture

>>24843127
That's bullshit but I somewhat believe it.

Best stock tip of your life coming through: SNCA
1 analyst gave a price target of $540/share, currently trading at .79 with a market cap of about 13 million. Phase II stroke data expected by EOY, Phase III ALS will begin any day now. Management has also stated that they’re in talks with several companies for a merger/acquisition. So why is it trading so low right now? Simple. Deadline for compliance was December 5th and a r/s was denied by the shareholders, however, as of two trading days ago, SNCA was granted a 180 day extension. Get your cheapies now, faggots

>>24843147
maybe temporarily, but the article actually says they won't go with VALE either and will go with Gunea in West Africa. The question is which company?

>>24843127
your dad and uncle are probably deadbeats who work under the table or run businesses

The IRS loves auditing wagies with a few 1040s and a W2. They already have your W2 from your employer and can just ring up your brokers to get the 1040s. Don't be a tard

>>24842932
Camera adds 20 lbs, Nigga.

>>24843114
>>24843147
>V A L E
>A
>L
>E

>>24842947
Cannabro here. I reinvest my gains into emerging companies. I usually Trim profits to buy cannabis as well!

>1 analyst gave a price target of $540/share, currently trading at .79

>>24843073
WHY DID YOU BUY THE TOP???
>not buying at 0.68 cents

>>24843164
Are you a member of the board trying to regain NASDAQ compliance or something? No way this goes up that much on its own merit.

>>24843147
>>24843191
When it's on CNBC it's now fact even if it's not. I guess VALE will boom if it hasn't already peaked off of this until they are ready to move on to their SIngapore/Guinea company.

>>24843073
Please say sike

God I can't wait to hit long term capital gains and start selling calls

>If you get assigned, you hit long term capital gains
>Can sell ITM or ATM for extra premium. Literally just get a better price to sell over some time frame instead of now.
>Instead of wheeling buy something cooler that you think is undervalued.

>>24843166
It's more so that China needs to find other sources other than just Brazil and Australia, as they're worried that VALE won't be able to produce enough for them (as they had to shut down the Minas Gerais mines temporarily)
They will buy as much as they possibly can from Brazil - VALE will capitalize on China steering away from Australian producers (who account for 60%) even if VALE captures just a portion of that 60% = $$$

>>24843073
REST IN PEACE

Sentinel is about to pump.

>>24843259
Nah if its the dude I'm thinking about, he's got 7 figures in various shroom stocks.

Test

>>24843237
I’m not saying it’s gonna hit 540/share but everything about this company is bullish right now. You’re looking at 100% gains minimum in a month or two

>>24843173
The IRS is actually pretty reasonable. They’ll put you on a payment plan.

>>24843173
My dad and uncle run a pizza parlor but just because someone has a buisness doesn't make it easier to not pay taxes, it's easy to not pay taxes because of simple math

There's over 400 billion americans and out of that at most 2 million work for the IRS, you do the math there's no way they can track everyone's pay stubs and shit

>>24843268
so you think vale can still go higher? has vale already priced this news in? I don't follow vale or even iron i just saw that article and it made me think of clf, but vale is actually named in that article.

>>24843293
welcome back

>>24842835
We're looking rather similar. I can only wonder why :^)
Really grateful that I held on to CLF. plus I bought yesterday's dip.
Tried to buy the dip on spce with 70 bucks but it wasn't done with me.

US might as well make every drug legal. They are going to be around no matter what, and with drones getting longer battery life/flight time, there's going to be floods of shit coming in/being transported. Imagine the stress of trying to pull a car over and realizing there's a drone flying 100 feet overhead getting away, thats assuming a cop is lucky enough to actually see the drone which most won't as they'll be staring at the car making sure there's no movements/running the license plate/etc.

Drugs are the real winners from tech so if local gov wants to keep making money off it they're going to have to trade prison money for drug tax money. It's so dumb that there's even rules for that shit, my life is my life... And life doesn't last long. So to be taking people out of society and basically stealing a portion of their life because they had something that a random bitch decided isn't allowed even though they're born and die just like everyone else, why are they allowed to tell billions how to live

Next 15 years will be a revolution in every way possible

>>24843237
>>24843299
You also have to consider that the ALS market is worth about half a billion right now, with barely any treatment options. If this drug is approved it’s going to absolutely corner the market

>>24842818
Buy that feed and seeed you city slickers.

>>24843341
BASED

CHECKEM

>>24843340
I dunno about that the ice bucket youtube videos a few years back bascially already cured ALS

>>24843293
Jannies have been cunts lately, more so than usual

>>24843340
Why are they struggling to keep above $1 per share then? You're saying everyone is just blind to their potential?

First confirmed /smg/ meetup is in the books lads, mr. late to movie night came and visited me, v fun. We talked about mormonism, China, and weed stocks

>>24843303
>There's over 400 billion americans
Pay your taxes retard

>>24843318
This article came out after AH, so probably not. A lot of construction projects are on delay due to social distancing requirements, so I assume these companies would like to get back on schedule as soon as possible, so the demand is there. How much will it go up? I don't know, no crystal ball here.

>>24843318
Yes absolutely VALE can and will go higher
My position is VALE $16 Call April 2021
There is currently a waitlist for orders out to FEBRUARY. That is insane - VALE is currently producing iron, and is able to sell at these all-time high prices (able to take advantage of the opportunity)
Even if the rally pulls back a little, their investor slides they released in June have their growth estimates with iron at $90-100, it's currently at $150!
Not only that, but all trading communities across the internet are waking up to the STEEL/commodities boom - big money is buying, retail is buying.. VALE to $20 no problem

$NGA is a Spac and they recently converted a school to EV school buses.

>>24843388
You both have pretty hot necks and hair. Did you have gay sex?

There's nothing I'd like more than buying GHIV while a big black cock is up my ass

>>24843303
Running a business, especially one that gets paid in cash, makes it way easier to not pay taxes. You have revenue that never hits the books and enough invoices and shit to make it a big headache, especially if they purposefully blur the lines between business and personal accounts. Plus you can claim a ton of shit as business expenses if you do get audited.

The IRS has direct access to pretty much everything. Bank statements, brokerages, W2. If you get paid with a W2 and don't pay taxes you are a fucking mongoloid. They have software that automatically checks that you paid since your employer sends them the W2 already.

>>24843114
>>24843147
>>24843191

Bullish for CLF and MT which owns 17% of CLF now

Cleveland-Cliffs Inc. (NYSE: CLF) announced that it has entered into a definitive agreement with ArcelorMittal S.A. (NYSE: MT), pursuant to which Cleveland-Cliffs will acquire substantially all of the operations of ArcelorMittal USA LLC and its subsidiaries for approximately $1.4 billion. Upon closure of the transaction, Cleveland-Cliffs will be the largest flat-rolled steel producer in North America, with combined shipments of approximately 17 million net tons in 2019. The company will also be the largest iron ore pellet producer in North America, with 28 million long tons of annual capacity.

>>24843318
>has vale already priced this news in?
The China conflict with Australia has rapidly escalated in the last few weeks - I would say no, it hasn't been (fully) priced in yet
It's also going to take time for Chinese buyers to stray away from their Australian producers - it won't happen overnight. It'll be like the buyer sees the headlines / what's potentially coming, so to protect themselves they'll buy more from VALE and other suppliers than they would normally

>>24842899
don't Fuck with Checked Schwab.

>>24843334
I'm just waiting for the cops to back off so next time I see a guy strung out on meth harassing somebody I can just curbstomp him. That goes for any other drug except alcohol that makes you act up. I can deal with and manage drunks, but you fucks that want to do cocaine and go on crime sprees are going to be fun to snuff out. So here' sto legalizing drugs and also disbanding the police so I no longer have some bullshit legal buffer keeping me from regulating your sorry ass.

>but muh drugs are ok it's my body

I'm not interested in verbal jousting, I just hope you are keeping your cardio up because even with all that cocaine in your bloodstream you might not be able to run fast enough.

>>24843390
>>24843392
ok, i'm keeping my eye on it, might buy in tomorrow

>>24843422
question is if China won't do business with Aussies why would it do business with N America?

>>24843388
nice, did you get fucked today? But in a god way?

>>24843388
The anon on the left has pretty hair. I like the jacket on the anon to the right.

>>24843358
>few years
Anon, I...

>>24843401
>>24843440
We did not have intercourse, it was very fun and cordial, we're serious businessmen >:(

>>24843388
I would love to go to a /smg/ meet up
Any South Carolina anons?

>>24843164
Buy ACER instead. They have a covid play coming out. Ride that hype.

>>24843440
>But in a god way
I need an edit of that duck except it's holding a Bible
>>24843454
Not even a professional bro-job? It's an exchange of goods and services.

>>24843439
>ok, i'm keeping my eye on it, might buy in tomorrow
It's possible that if the stimulus fails, we see some pullback temporarily, but it will not last - would make for a decent entry
Because steel is at such insane levels right now, all the steel producers will be looking to buy iron so they can make more steel - all of them doing so at the same time = iron price rockets = VALE rockets
2 month waitlist is no joke - no producer wants to get stuck unable to conduct business for 2 months! People will buy more than they need, just in case (investing in their inventories is very, very bullish!)

>>24843375
Fear of delisting and/or a r/s. Now we know the shareholders won’t approve a r/s and when stroke data is released or phase III ALS is announced it will easily regain compliance. Look at the chart, up 12% on notice of 180 day extension. You can see this trending upwards over the last month. 2.5% move up today on high volume. This might break a dollar even without news

>>24843454
I'm just joking anon. I'm glad you guys managed to sit down and have a good conversation during these trying times.

>>24843459
It's been decided that we're meeting in Atlanta to smash CLF faggots bong over his greasy head

>>24843459
Knowing my luck, the closest one to me will be someone who hasn't bathed in 5 days and was already bankrupted a year ago, but only sticks around for "the culture" of the general.

>>24843436
Why not? Who should I use for my penny account?

>>24843388
no way, this cant be real

Lads, is my AAPL $128c i sold for this friday going to get assigned? I dont wanna lose my shares :(

>>24843472
I can 100% guarantee you that steel producers purchase iron futures in order to prevent this exact scenario from happening.

>>24843479
How are they developing this with only 5 employees? 11k in revenues and millions in expenses. Their clinical trials were completed in China, that means they are meaningless. Approval is way off.

>>24843488
B-but I have some sweet CLF calls from like 3 weeks ago. But I also hate weed, so I'm down. Also checked.
>>24843497
Hygiene is important. Very important. Must shower before meet up. Also no bankrupt virgins.

>>24843488
Really? I'd drive 6 hours to tell him that trans is an abomination.

>>24843517
just sell a put next

>>24843164
Thanks for the tip! Buying 10,000 shares now.

>>24843486
Hehe I know, it was very fun, he's very nice!
>>24843507
Meetup trutherism will not be tolerated, dangerous conspiracy theory

I really hope CLF goes to 50. I would be in a super great position financially if that happened.

>>24843538
That’s where the merger/acquisition comes in. These people are ready to sell

>>24843389
With all of the new blood in the markets the masses will demand lower taxes. Imagine Karen's reaction when she owes 50k.

>>24843544
You're checked as well anon.

CLF will drop to 12.60 tomorrow because god loves me

>>24843388
I made it to slc int'l
I never asked you (because it would have been awkward), but did you have a loaded gun on your person when you answered the door?

>>24843521
They do - but what I'm trying to say is that they'll buy even more they would normally / create a stockpile for themselves just in case
It's also a great thing that they will be buying contracts at these $150 prices, locking in the profits for VALE
Let's say they would normally buy 6 months out, now they may look to buy 3 months out and ramp up production
It 100% changes their behavior, as they want to make as much money as possible by producing as much steel as possible, they also want to pay as little as they can for iron without risking that they'll be left dry (so they buy more iron!)
and since they will look to buy from non-Australian iron miners, they'll go to VALE, their second largest seller

>>24843582
CLF will pump to 16 tomorrow because I am a sinner child of christ who is working to accept him into my heart

Do you guys actually like trading or are you just greedy?

>>24843388
Also I'm not the late to movie nights guy, that guy is a different person

>>24843582
I never invested in CLF because I could see the divine Irony of it falling off a CLiFf.

>>24843567
The problem is the stem cells in the treatments come from aborted fetuses, that's why they partner with China, this will never get approved in the US. China will steal the technology and use it there, and Seneca will get no money for it.

Rate my REE port

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>>24843603
...ehh

>>24843582
>CLF will drop to 12.60
Good. I'm gonna buy the FUCK out of it.

>>24843623
Cringe non-answer.

>>24843626
me too

>>24843548
Yea, but i have a nice cost basis

>>24843590
No but I was confident I could get to one quickly kek
>>24843605
Fuggin name changers, this means lateman is the hotel room guy wtf, I was confident I could keep track via typing styles but seemingly not

>>24843388
I bet all the nickels in my pockets this was in Florida

>>24843603
I love trading and the only thing I'm greedy for is more pics of my sister's feet

>>24843671
or take it as necessary trimming and reinvest elsewhere I guess huh

>>24843603
Trading is interesting because it's like a much more quantitative form of sports or horse-racing betting. It's based on business performance rather than that trivial bullshit. And the "house" takes a very minimal cut due to the large number of retards on the market making trades.

If you "understand business" it's basically the best form of gambling there is, and if you don't do something retarded like only buy OTM weeklies, it actually has positive EV.

So it's basically gambling that on average makes money and is based on something interesting. Pretty based if you ask me, especially compared to yoloing on random shitcoins whose only value is in other autists also speculating on it.

>>24843567
>thinking the US has a problem with harvesting aborted fetuses
Ngmi

>>24843660
You have to be 18 to post here. Good luck in prison... nothing personal kid.

>>24843672
I always use a different name with no pattern between them on purpose

>>24843696
I thought Trump banned its use? I mean, I wish it would be used more often it has so much potential, but it's historically had a very hard time in the US.

>>24842839
Nope, 13 dollar floor has firmly been established, probably hit 14 tomorrow. Wait until the next dip after 14.

>>24842840
Thanks dane you tranny lover. I'll be up for a few hours. Hopefully its uploaded by then

>>24843556
I cant believe it, the mountain poster was a Girl this whole time

>>24843692
I like trading because its like a strategy game with real world impact.

>>24843603
Its more of a little hobby for me. I got a small inheritance and placed a few thousand in the market. Once I doubled my investment, I took out the original and just been playing around ever since with free money. I like to wake up and hang out here during my breakfast and before bed. Check my app a few times throughout the day. Its pretty much just a little gambling game to me. I'd like to get more into it in the future though.

>>24843691
Yeah, im thinking 100 shares of net. What do you think?

>>24843721
Trump won’t be around for long. Biden’s going to overturn everything

>>24843603
>earning money is greedy
how brainwashed are you? it's how you spend your money and time, not how you earn it.

europe people
would you buy this ticker even though it's penny shit?

https://www.newsfilecorp.com/release/70020/Gatekeeper-Reports-20.3M-Revenue-3.5M-Net-Income-0.04-EPS-in-Record-Breaking-Fiscal-2020

>>24843823
Im talking about your motivation. Why not just answer the question that was asked?

>>24843760
What do you mean? I can assure you, I'm a man, with no intentions to try and change that.

CLSK 100b market cap by 2025 check em

>>24843807
Still think it's risky with various states and presidents banning and overturning bans back and forth every few years. I really hope it works out though.

>>24843603

I hope you're investing in the real economy

BUY MY ONLYFANS OR I BUY SUBWAY

YOUR MOVE PUNK

>>24842840
Thanks AJ looking forward to it

>>24843874
it's a loaded question when you use the word "just" so work on that next time or something

>>24843874
You want to know the truth kid??? One day you are an iron handed god and another day you are paper handed faggot. You know what it feels like to to fucking hold into 200% gain riding that fucking wave with everything on the line?

>>24843900
Well, you might want to keep an eye on it

>>24843916
Are you going to answer the question?

>>24843923
So you like gambling? You can just go to a casino for that.

Where my weed bros at.
How did APHA do for you today

>>24843985
It’s a fucking Ponzi scheme.

>>24843985
Going to the casino means I have to leave the house, also I can't shitpost about ackman buying subway there

>>24843885
I did not say Mountanon now Did I, I said the Mountain poster, whom will now be referred to as Malady of the Matterhorn

Its my bday guys :)

How old did you turn this year? Having a birthday this close to Christmas is a blessing and a curse.

>>24843990
I am only in PLNHF, CURLF, and SSPK. I rode TCNNF and GTBIF to the top

>>24843985
>Are you going to answer the question?
no, i'm not going answer your loaded question lol

>>24843985
WHEN IT WAS OWNED BY CHUCK, IT WAS CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK.

>>24844011
35

>>24844011
I'm 31 but my sister is only 23!

>>24844011
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!@!!

REEEE/REEEEE. could use some $AG, $EGO, or $GPL.

>>24844034
Nice. im convinced im one of the youngest who browse big brain hours. Got an interview at 8:30 tomorrow morning. How the fuck do i get to bed before 4 am? Im wide awake from just having sex

>>24844011
Happy Birthday Anon !!
Here take this rrat.

>>24844061
meant for:
>>24843610

>>24844062
Son, close your eyes and think of nothing.

>>24844062
>how do I go to bed after I get my heart rate up among several other factors that make me physically active in the middle of the night? cant sleep xddd
Try tuning out 12 hours prior, sleeping 10.

>>24843504
I meant that as in,
"NIGGER DON'T FUCK WITH MY MAN CHUCK SNEED". chuck schwab is based af.
T.referred 4 people and they sent me postcards with nothing in them but a "Thank you"

>>24844071

>>24844071
>>24844056
>>24844050
thx Frens. Bdays suck. The market willl be blood green tomorrow at least :)

>>24844101
my bday was on oct 30 and i was 100% GME at the time

lol...

BTW, anons, I can feel it in my plums that metals are going to moon hard again. Hop in or be left out for the next leg up

>>24844011
Happy birthday!

This year I turned 30.
>>24844050
Nice.

>>24844117
You would $19 so that’s a good thing right?

Upload is real goddamn slow

>>24844101
I want lizard people to leave.

>>24844101
Happy birthday anon, mine's coming up soon too

>>24844121
there is so many lines on here that if literally anything happens in either direction you can say
>see i told you my TA was right, just like i planned

>>24844135
Fuck you ive been flying under the radar here for so long.

>>24844087
what does tuning out 12 hours prior mean

>>24844147
Well don't go spouting off stupid shit like
>Blood green tomorrow

>>24844146
If you want a laugh, look at the TA boys Triangle art submissions on MarketWatch then compare to current stock price.

Rate My Poorfolio
GE
TSM
BCRX
PLTR
BA
DIS
CLF
X
URA
MRNA
UUUU
PFE
BNTX
URNM
UEC
STLD
EEM
TLS
XOM
NEE
DNN
CCJ

>>24844175
ETF/10

>>24844157
Avg. sex session for a /biz/ user is 12+ hours. We try to tune out 2 hours earlier prior to coom for snooze.

>>24843799
depends if you're still bullish or if you think something else would be more profitbale

>>24844175
Do you buy one share of a ticker every time you see it mentioned on /smg/?

>>24844198

>>24844192
frig off randy

>>24844203
Based. When was DIS mentioned though?

>>24844084
that doesnt always work when i toss and turn like a crackhead waiting for his next fix

>>24844217
Oh, never. That's one of my long term holds. I wish I'd bought i earlier because it shot up a couple days ago. A good friend of mine put $1k in it in march and is now north of $2k.

>>24844175
GE - Trash
TSM - Good
BCRX - Sell
PLTR - Good
BA - Trash
DIS - Trash
CLF - Sell
X - Good
URA - Sell
MRNA - Sell
UUUU - Sel
PFE- Sell
BNTX - Sell
URNM - Sell
UEC - Sell
STLD - Ok
EEM - Trash
TLS - Ok
XOM - Trash
NEE - Ok
DNN - Trash
CCJ - Sell

The uranium stocks are good but you should sell right now since they just popped and then buy back in later.

>>24844175
Just realized you weren't invested in CUNNY there buddy, you're gonna want to fix that with a quickness. Buy UTZ okay?

>>24844274
UTZ confirmed dead meme EOW.

>>24842840
please be extra hard on the jannies in your video

>>24844146

>>24844247
>TSM - I hold options on this, please buy
>PLTR - I hold options on this, please buy
>X - I hold options on this, please buy
>STLD - I hold shares on this, please buy
>TLS - I hold shares on this, please buy
>NEE - I hold shares on this, please buy
at least make it more believable.

All I want is to get rich and none of you faggots are telling me what to buy.

>>24844006
That's M'lady, not "malady" >_>
>>24844011
Hap birf, I'm gonna be 25 soon
>>24844310
>volume profile
based

>>24844325
I only hold PLTR (and sell covered calls) and have US steel bonds (X is US Steel stock ticker).

holding cash isn't as comfy as i thought. i need to see line go up or down

>>24844373
cash is also unclean I got a staff infection from the $20 dollar bill I keep in my armpits, imo holding cash is overrated

>>24844373
Hop in the market, the water is warm. Just buy some recession proof stocks

>>24844373
>fuck white people
>probably has never actually done that
kek

>>24844373
holding cash is better than seeing line go down, I bet against the German market and this shit pumps

***fresh /smg/ update***
https://youtu.be/DMr7GCz9zeE

>>24844425

>>24843084
Clftranny is going to lose 500k, don't feel bad anon. Chin up

>>24844336
HYLN & NIO.

You're welcome.

>>24844373
Buy SWI then. It's moving pretty hard down but will likely rebound.

>>24844459
>rebound
Based on what?

>>24844459
I may hop on CLF so I can make money if it goes up or take pride in destroying many smg portfolios if it goes down

>>24844465
1. nearly everyone uses Orion.
2. SolarWinds has completed their damage control procedures and customers are downloading clean updates.

>>24844425
fucking lol. at first I thought you built a mechanical arm that the alien was sitting on that was going to turn the pages.

>>24844489
We don't know all the customers that were affected yet, not all the details are out. There could also be negligence lawsuits. It could go up, or there could be news that sends it down further.

>>24844425
>DBX not a based stock
Discarded.

>>24844513
They already put out new signing keys and new versions of Orion without the backdoor. Nearly every major company would have upgraded their instance within 24 hours.
I'm not saying buy now, I'm saying watch it and buy when you're sure it's not going to keep falling. Or short it until it's done falling.

***New /smg/ update***
SORRY FORGOT PIC LAST TIME
https://youtu.be/DMr7GCz9zeE

The world is changing PLTRbros

>>24844425
hell yeah, this is the funniest one yet also
>the 2018 tripfag war
never mention this again pls, if you speak of it it could happen again

>>24844425
Based as always, fuck kpop fag

>>24842904
Fuck off back to /pol/.

>>24844608
>shit edit
>misspelled file name
cringe

why is LMT dropping? Do these cunts think a Biden presidency will be peaceful?

>>24844425
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CLF220121C00017000/chart?p=CLF220121C00017000#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--

>>24844425
>one hour cup and handle
i fucking died, must have missed that. KEK

>>24844425
>>24844594
>calls footfags degenerate
>calls himself a tranny enthusiast
Never change AJ

>>24844669
see you in 3 days

>>24844594
based as always

>>24844695
>>24844594
absolutely based

>>24844425
Legendary. Best one

>>24844711
We don't support jannie activity no matter the offense anon.

>>24844425
quit shilling your shitty yt channel

>>24844425
Good deal

>>24844732
Fuck off you stupid j3w

>>24844723
i know i know

>>24844715

>>24844748
Fuck I was dying laughing in that thread

>>24844732
Kill yourself nigger

>>24844691
Anons posting about macro patterns like cup&handle, double/triple top on really short time frames is an /smg/ classic.

>>24844594
Thank you for your service. Too bad Youtube only goes up to 2X playback speed.

>>24844732
Fuck off CLFfaggot your brother is cool you're a tranny, not the good kind.

>>24844788
>>24844770

>>24844806
>so new he doesn't know he's replying to me

>>24842947
Money? What money? Like from selling?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>24844806
>you have to go back
no you have to go back. What's your portfolio looking like?

>>24842947
whatever my mom and dad give meee

Bridgetown Holdings Ltd. BTWNU

This one is rocketing through the ceiling.

Any1 else on this?

>>24844832
dont want to know an attention seeking whore go back to wall street bets. muh newfag when you've only had like 7 episodes and jerk off tripfags get real

Rate my portfolio

SHRMF
MMEDF
RVVTF
UUUU

>>24844425
great update sir, good luck with your mortgage
I remember that guy! kek - pic related me replying to him

>>24844732
>this-is-bait.jpg

>>24844915
cursed post

>>24844912
I'm convinced thanks anon. I'm going back to wsb.. goodbye forever /smg/

>>24844915
are you me?

>>24844645
You know Planitar is a reference to the retard redditor who made his parents buy $20k of PLTR right at the top

>>24844912
>still waiting on your portfolio you larping faggot

I just had sex with a $1000 escort ama

good morning I hate melvin capital

I just had sex with my 22-year-old girlfriend ama

>>24845046
where did you meet here

>>24845035
You could have had 800 RYCEY shares

>>24845051
How do you think I could afford such luxury? Happily married btw

>>24842899
formerly sneeds

Rate my portfolio:
PLTR
SPY puts for February

>>24845011
why post for some groupy when you could just dismiss it as pajeet work dont need to prove anything to an orbiter

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20201216_22/

>The operator of Japan's first commercial nuclear fuel plant, which is currently under construction, has postponed its completion by roughly two years.

URANIUM BROS, NOT GOOD

>>24845128
Its not running so its not taking uranium. No loss there imo

>futures

>>24845050
no, thankfully not here. or else she'd realize I'm shit at trading.

>>24844011
Happy birthday anon.
24 years old as of 2020

what are some good cybersecurity stocks? kratos? not any that are too pricey, maybe below 50 a share

>>24845166
what's wrong just looks bouncy

The more people die, the higher the line goes. Based as FUCK! The culling of the weak, only the strong survive for a better future.

Human sacrifice pleases the line.

Pump those stocks, Jesus!

>>24845201
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24845128
Unironically, bullish, AGAIN for UUUU. UUUU bros, we're kind of flying a bit too close to the sun. https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/12/14/2144564/0/en/Cameco-Temporarily-Suspending-Production-at-Cigar-Lake-Mine.html

>>24844711
But I’m still here.

>>24844405
I think I would never take a short position. You can be the smartest person in the entire world and laser focused on any particular market, but in the end you are 1 against 99. The rest of the market participants really only want to see line go up and they will do everything to achieve that. Some shorts are safer than others, but you can never bet against the stupidity of man.

Everything is tanking in pre-market. Is that a sign that we'll have a green day?

natural gas bros...

>>24845259
No, Friday quad witch and TSLA inclusion going to see a dip soon. SPY will retrace to the 350s

>>24845035
Was it fulfilling ?

>>24842947
Anon, I...

>>24845236

>>24845287
Yes, literally model tier. Paid for 1.5hr but got 2.5 for being an interesting person. She greeted me with some Glenlivet and we talked for 20 min, got naked on the couch and sucked my dick then went to the bedroom and she got on top now bros, here is the trick. While she's riding you lick one nipple and play with the other, with your free hand reach around and massage her ass hole. She cam I could not because of the rubber so she let me take it off and fuck doggy until I busted on her back. Poured me another drink and I then shilled her on BX and Vale, think I convinced her to close her Fidelity account.

>>24845346
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24845354
this is a description of what i do with my wife once a week including the part about her fidelity account. she never really closes it though

european markets deep in the red, today will be a slaughter

50% of my portfolio is cash and I will NOT put it into anything until next year. Crash in the next 2 months, CLF Chad better take profits.

>>24844011
haps

I set a buy order for CLF at 13.11 support and previous day's close. Maybe it'll dip there in the morning while I sleep.

>>24845384
I tried explaining a wheel and told her something like BAC or T would be easy to practice but the language barrier was too much, she was Italian.

>>24845392
No I honestly think we will be green all week until Monday, next week the culling begins. I'm just selling covered calls and averaging down SPY puts. Might take a haircut on SNOW puts I bought today but hopefully lockup expiry tomorrow drives the price down, way down

>>24845408
shhhh

I think SPY breaks 370 tomorrow morning, this is the peak bros take profits before EOW the lambs are fattened and slaughter begins

DOLLAR DEAD

>>24843836
>europe people
>would you buy this ticker even though it's penny shit?
No

>>24845035
Way too expensive. I found this one girl with a 10/10 ass for $80. You know to do a better job finding that.

Who here accumulating WEAT?

>>24844121
>meme lines

>>24845520
I'm sure a pair of chelseas from Kohls are just fine but I prefer my YSLs poorfag

>>24845354
>Paid for 1.5hr but got 2.5 for being an interesting person.
>I then shilled her on BX and Vale

i guess you could say at that price, it was a steel HAHA

>>24845384
Eating ass is a good way to get Covid

>>24845534
Nope, just drug addicted ho's. I guarantee my drug addicted ho is better looking than yours at a tenth of the price.

>>24845523
How did you make your tradingview look like le epic bladerunner/cyberpunk?

>>24845582
>doesn't eat ass
ngmi

>>24845585
just messed with visual settings of the candles and indicators. defaults always look boring

Anons join the "big brother" portfolio.

PLTR, TLS, TSM, OKE, RTX will lead the way to our gains.

>>24845611
If you ever want a good laugh, tongue her mouth hole after eating her ass

>>24845634
Needs:

Crypto & Lithium Miners
EV'S (Nio, SBE, Hyln)

>>24845523
tasty wheat?

>>24845657
seek jesus

>>24845718
What's Jesus's stock portfolio like?

>>24845264
Shall we stand together anon?

>>24845728
All in BOTY

>>24844425
thank you for the sneedful senpai

>>24845753
Jesus would never support BOTY

@24845803

NEVER reply to my posts again ok, I'm doing my best to be funny and contribute to the /smg/ community and never get so much as a KEK I am just about DONE

Anons what does the patricians portfolio look like?

>>24845837
100% cash

>>24845837
all in UTZ

>>24845837
>>24845830
BOTY

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DID IT

>>24845884
Its Herr's or nothing you pleb.

>>24845910
Baller

Premarker has obened.

FUTURES
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>>24846001
i want a fucking dip, fuck you and your green man

>>24846001
Bobo on suicide watch
When will they learn?

We getting rich bullboys

New
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