/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24836485
>not even remotely close to DC or Baltimore
>3 bed, 2 bath
>that will be 800,000 ha ha

>>24836485
its illegal to build a house away from towns and cities in my country

>>24836544
What country do you live in? North Korea?

>>24836544
Eurocuck? What country?

>>24836564
>>24836581
germany

Any house in Maryland not immediately adjacent to section 8 is going to be a million dollars

>>24836485
Isn't there a part of West Virginia thats right outside the DMV? Move there

>>24836607
What state should I move too if I want to live alone and am willing to drive 1 hour there in back to get to a suburb/city to work

>>24836485
I fucking hate neighbors so much. Not having neighbors is literally the only single reason why I want to make it. My fag neighbor keeps having parties and I can't take it anymore. I don't think it gets better though, even Ted Kaczynski was annoyed at his neighbors and he lived in the mountains. But with enough money you can at least buy their properties, like Zuckerberg does.

>>24836631
No jobs out there.

>>24836663
I want to live alone because I want to do some weird shit (Large garden, pet duck). I don't think my neighbors would be ok with me having a pet duck that quacks 24/7.

>>24836702
More like a small farm than a large garden to be honest. Also human sacrifices.

>>24836702
True, I actually had peking ducks growing up, and they walked on my neighbor's yard one day (old hag lady) and she shot and killed two of them with a BB gun. It was pretty fucked up. We brought the survivors to a lake instead so they could live a better duck life.

>>24836783
You lit her house on fire afterward right?

>>24836595
How? That's bullshit

>>24836830
No but she's probably rotting in hell right now, being forced to hear the quacks of the ducks she killed for the rest of eternity.

>>24836652
Texas

>>24836885
But there's no such thing as hell, so your inaction just let her get away with animal cruelty and gave her a sense of superiority. The quacking is on your hands.

>>24836928
plz forgive me quackers

>>24836485

Is this on the eastern side of the Chesapeake? Lotta rich old money types out there.

why are mutts obsessed with big houses?

>>24836544
There are no places away from towns and cities in Germany, are there?

>>24837185
Nah, it's in Clarksville.

I found old photos of the ducks. This is after a week of living at the lake. They had made duck friends.

>>24836534
Clarkville and the sourounding areas like Olney are in a huge fucking bubble. So many boomers got rich by buying houses there in the 90's. Maryland is one of the highest taxed shitholes in the USA and they keep bending the knee to any sort of conservative policy.

>>24836844
sprawl is cancer

>>24837361
>me in the top left looking at the cool kids

>>24836544
>its illegal to build a house away from towns and cities in my country
Wait wait wait is that why the drive from Duesseldorf to the Dutch border was nothing but farmland?

>>24836485
>paying three mirrion dorrar ($3,000,000,000,000,000,000) to live in Maryland

>>24836652
Unironically the only place that will be affordable is Pennsylvania right across the border, the commute is closer to an hour and half but it's worth it for the higher density of white people. I live just north of the MD border and houses are in the 300-500k range around here generally, can even find farms with some land.

You couldn't pay me to live in MD, godawful state.

Ugly mcmansion

>>24836544
The most cucked thing I've read all week wow

>>24837579
Also this, every house with land here is a McMansion.

>>24836485
>8 beds, 7 baths, 12,198 Square Feet
For what fucking purpose? I'm unironically looking to move back to MD for cheaper than California houses and that plywood piece of shit with endless useless rooms seems like the standard there.

I got one for you, this is on the border of Wyoming and Montana:
>in the middle of absolute nowhere
>still within shouting distance of inbred neighbors
>address is the fucking Highway 212
>direct view of the road
>$925,000

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/92-Us-Highway-212-W-Silver-Gate-MT-59030/230836866_zpid/

It has to be just marketing for Californians or something.

>>24836544
This must be the the stupidest law I've ever heard of.

>>24837775
You could find a way more secluded property on multiple acres for less than that and like an hour and a half from NYC

>>24837714
DO NOT MOVE TO MARYLAND DO NOT MOVE TO MARYLAND DO NOT MOVE TO MARYLAND

Move to North Carolina instead (Raleigh, Durman, Chapel Hill, Cary)

The only places in Maryland worth moving to are Potomac, Chevy Chase, and some parts of Bethesda. That's where all the rich white people live. I live in North Potomac and my community has at least one section 8 house even though houses start for $600k

>>24837714
Also yes, Maryland houses are the optime of McMansion no matter where you are. The only exception is Bethseda but those houses cost 2-3 mil a piece. Its all white and rich though you still will have neighbors sadly.

>>24837206

>>24837875
>Bethesda
>neighbors
dont forget about the niggers that roam the DMV

>>24838104
Why are there so many niggers in the DMV anyway?

>>24838059
I know, right? Imagine bringing up America in a thread about Maryland. Who does that?

>live in Michigan
>houses in top tier white suburbs with good schools are $300-400k for 2500 sq ft

Feels good that nobody will move to Michigan because a shithole city 80 miles away had toxic tap water for 1000 people and noggers destroyed Detroit but never moved too far away

>>24838134
honestly, i dont know. it's not like detroit where niggers concentrated for factory work. richfags like to keep niggers as pets though, so i figure this is the main reason.

>>24838059
ahh the beautiful american suburbs. such high culture

>>24837714
You're unironically better off just renting in DC unless you have a family.
>SALT tax is the same
>don't need a car
>don't have to worry about section 8/hud in buildings that have high hoa
>everything is close

>>24836485
>living on the coasts

My plan is to do what anyone non-retarded is doing which is moving inland and southwards. Kenfucky, Kansas 2, Kansas 1 and TEXASS- these states are the future. Get a qt hillbilly wife or a mexican goblina to make you tacos and guac for dinner and you're set.

Maryland and Virginia and DC are economic deadzones propped up by the federal government, take away government jobs that only go to government workers and they have some of the worst job growth in the nation.

>>24836631
>the DMV

OUT OF STATER

FUCKING MIGRANT

DMV SOUNDS FUCKING STUPID

>>24836485
kill me if i ever buy a house that's <500 ft away from the nearest neighbors

>>24838231
This was true before covid. Many of the people and businesses exiting places like New York and California are moving to DC/NOVA

>>24838156
I know this one really rich white girl that lives in Michigan. Where do you live.

>>24838174
I blame the Jews in NOVA

>>24836595
Makes sense. Not much difference between the two.

>>24838186

>>24838186
God bless Texas.

Don't ask me how I know this is Texas, I just know.

>>24836928
This. Dude is a duckless cuck.

>>24837858
>mfw i live in bethesda at my parents house
its so fucking comfy. my life is going to be horrible when im forced to move along though

>>24838310
>mfw the last few straight people that you didn't even know NYC still had move to NOVA and turn VA red

>>24838310
They're not.

>>24838186
really surprised only one dude has a pool

>>24838423
Leaving Bethesda made me realize how shit the rest of the US is compared to Maryland.

Bethesda MD is where its at OP

>>24836485
>
What a chad house

>>24838231
get a load of this retard

>t. Amazon tech employee

>>24837858
this is also true. I live nearby in Silver Spring and it's a complete shitfest with little mexico and el salvador closeby in wheaton. When LINK hits $80-100 I'm packing up and moving to Bethesda

>>24839542
>I-I'm a tech guy

Cleaning toilets in the warehouse in Chantilly isn't tech, you sad redneck GMU loser.

>>24838338
Oakland county. Troy, Rochester Hills, Birmingham, etc. there's a ton of nice areas around. Frankly the only reason it's all relatively cheap is because the small cities are even worse than Detroit lmao

>>24839587
kek, get real. HQ2 in CC. Although we're remote right now

>>24838231
>Kenfucky, Kansas 2, Kansas 1 and TEXASS
>hot, arid, desolate shitholes destined to become more arid, desolate, and shitholian in the coming decades thanks to anthropogenic climate change

yeah have fun with that. IMO the great lakes area is going to be the prime real estate of the future. Infinite fresh water, good arable land, and warming is just going to make it more hospitable over time instead of less. Land in the UP is still cheap as dirt (lol) and is going to be worth its weight in gold within a decade or three.

>>24839696
SEETHING

All of those states have better job growth and younger populations (and thus, more sluts to fuck) than fucking DC/VA/MD. Stay mad, NOVA-bagholder.

>make enough to own rental property in freehold NJ
>Make money off rentals and continue to save / invest until I'm able to have a big enough space to have concerts at home without much trouble
This is the dream

>>24838231
>take away government workers

The only way the government workers are losing their jobs is if DC gets nuked.

>>24839570
There is literally no meaningful space difference between Bethesda and Silver spring. If you've got a million dollars why not move to Salisbury and drive to the beach on weekends to fuck sluts in Ocean City during the summer?

>>24839570
>he lives in langley park

>>24839840
My point is that the jobs being created here are government jobs which go to boomers being shuffled from department to department or boomers who know other boomers and boomie boom for the rest of their pathetic lives, there's nothing in the DC area compared to cities further south for people who aren't already decrepit and deep into the government job complex while rent is astronomically retardedly high.

>>24839781
>Stay mad, NOVA-bagholder.
Are you a faggot who can't read? Fuck Texas and fuck NOVA. Fresh water and arable land are going to be the hot commodities of the 21st century. Michigan has infinite amounts of both, and it's mostly white to boot.

>>24839897
I'll give you that, many of the houses are close together, some right on top of each other for 1-2 million. There's a lot of rich pussy around though, anon, those oC sluts are poor

>>24839946
fuck no, closer to Kensington

>>24839798
I've been to freehold once. It's not bad.

>in fl
>100k in crytpo
>fiance from the eastern shore of md
>her home town is literally a white mans paradise
>farming
>hunting
>parks
>crabbing
>fishing
>best of all, no niggers
>hope to buy her grandmas farmhouse from her with my crypto gains
>literally the only thing that keeps me going at this point

>>24839983
>the wild michiganiac

None of that is relevant when Ohio is based along with Indiana and Michigan is a retarded shithole run by a mentally ill roastie dictator for life.

>>24840055
Too bad DE is nearby and has places like Rehoboth full of fags though.

>>24836485
Leave the east coast retard, DMV has too many people

Fuck Maryland and Fuck DC. I'm so glad I left the the DMV.

t. PG County anon.

>>24840279
PG is a small notch above Baltimore for worst county in MD

>>24840279
>continues to live in maryland

>>24836485
That's because large investment firms buy up all houses in one area and either jack up prices, or rent them out. Should be illegal.

>>24836485
are u a single babe?

JUST LIVE IN A FLYOVER STATE BRO

>No work, especially work that's fulfilling, or that doesn't require you to re-skill
>Employers are poopy doodoo retards and don't usually allow for remote work

I despise boomers

>>24840164
Ohio is just Michigan with worse weather and less fresh water kek

>>24840582
Anything remote will be outsourced to India.

>>24840348
yup, i couldn't even imagine living in Baltimore. I sometimes forget that Baltimore is in Maryland. Baltimore only comes up in conversation when talking about how shit Baltimore is.

Meh, I live in the suburbs of Baltimore County. Ain't too bad. Live near Parkville.

>>24836830
NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MALLARDERINO

>Suffolk County NY
you anons wouldn't even comprehend this death by property tax

>>24840736
gross

>>24840660
I know. I know. Fuck.

>>24840647
It's not run by a tranny dyke so it's pretty much superior in every way.

>>24838798
damn..anon don't tell me that? If it wasn't for my parents id be absolutely priced out. you really think the entire REST of the US is shit compared to maryland?

>>24840390
nah former, I was born there. I live on the west coast now.

>>24839696
>Land in the UP is still cheap as dirt (lol) and is going to be worth its weight in gold within a decade or three.
Doubtful, there's nothing there.

>>24836969
nice digits

>>24840348
Yep. I lived near district heights. My house has bullet holes in it because a bunch of gang bangers tried to rob my father one night, shot at him and missed all of their shots thankfully. Fuck everything about that shit hole. I will never go back

>>24840748
Maybe you should stop paying all your county cops $200,000 a year to do jack shit.

>>24840827
Have you ever left the state? I've been to 20 states and nothing is as good as MD quality of life wise. Maryland has the highest median family income in the nation. Out of the top 10 suburbs in the US, 6 are the in DMV. I think the only place in the US with a comparable suburb is Cary, North Carolina. Maryland is truly amazing

>>24838186
NOOOo YOU CAN'T JUST LET LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE BIG HOUSES WITH LOTS OF SPACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST LIVE IN PODS AND EAT BUGS

>>24840827
Well if they lived in Bethesda I can see why they said that. Bethesda is one of the richest cities (I think top 5) in America... So I think a fair statement here is that the rest of the US is a shit hole compared to Bethesda which is absolutely true. I used to hang out with a bunch of people who went to B-CC high school back in the day.

>>24840890
What's the performing arts scene like in Maryland? Prior to covid that is. Are there a lot of theaters in Baltimore? I could never live in a place without much culture.

>>24840939
No idea, my mom talks about seeing Operas a lot, I imagine it's alright.

>>24840844
Is there a meaningful difference between maryland and any major city on the west coast? Lel.

>>24840917
based. i lost my virginity to a tight little slut from BCC.
>>24840939
DC is right there bro

>>24840981
Sentinel is an anti great reset coin

>>24840887
A vast majority of the taxes go to do-nothing six figure teachers. It's actually shocking. And the suffolk cops start at like 40k.

>>24840890
You clearly have never held a real job and your experience is probably as someone's army brat. All the shit you listed are paper QOL that doesn't actually take into account that Maryland absolutely sucks dicks, as does NOVA. It's the same as saying LA is a great place because it has big GDP.

>>24840981
I went to DeMatha. Is Bethesda pussy that tight. ;( I curse myself for going to an all boys school but it unironically made me based.

>>24836595
wow eurocuck is an accurate description.

>>24836544
retards in this thread dont know how fucking awful it is to live rural. everyone an hour outside a city should be shot and killed for being too fucking retarded to fit in society

>>24840906
Can't wait till China nukes you mutts

>>24841001
The parts where there are no black people are fine, the only problem is 95% of the state is full of black people.

>>24840981
The girls at BCC were so fucking fine.. So many rich girls everywhere.
I think national cathedral school was a close second followed by Washington international school in DuPont circle. so many rich foreign chicks there as well.

>>24841016
Yup.

>>24838231
oh yes all the geniuses move to kentucky

thank the lord the animefag came and told us how to live

>>24836485
This is what Alex Jones meant when he said middle class is net worth 50 million lmao

>>24840986
Well education is important.

>>24836844
German here. He is right. You can't even build next to the last house of the city because it's AUSSENBEREICH and gets denied.

I have been trying to build for 2 years now please kill me

>>24841059
>complaining about blacks but went to DeMatha, one of the top sport schools in the area, which is mostly black.

Are you..trolling?

>>24841142
dematha was not mostly black when i went

>>24837225
Not him but not everywhere in Germany has the same population density as NRW

>>24841160
Also i lived in bethesda at the time

>>24841160
I'd ask how old you are / what year did you attend but I don't want you to dox yourself.

With that being said..I sort of believe you, but the Dematha I knew was.

>>24841133
there is no way theres not a rural germany. if i know white people like i know white people and I KNOW white people they will do fucking anything to go build houses in the most boring depressing shit as far away from society as they can so they can sit in a house going bat shit crazy away from anybody and just sit inside all day

Maryland is trash. It's the crack nigger brother of California

>>24840034
I'm in comfy cloverly. No niggers in sight. Bunch of paki's though.

>>24841034
I will not be forced to pay the city tax burden so that you can be a communist degenerate. Drink bleach.

>>24837858
>>24839570

Fellow DMV anons, I have a automotive shop off Brookville in silver spring.
You guys need any mechanical or body work done? We can also talk LINK.

>>24838442
Doubt it bro

>>24841194
There is objectively nothing wrong with living in a rural area. You can live as you please, form a community with actual humans, own guns, and you aren't an available target for communist teenagers with daddy issues.

>>24841285
right just ignore the fact it has double the suicide rates and child sexual molestation and 100000x as much poverty and mental illness

>>24841060

I’m from Moco and live in loudoun now. Holy shit this place is filled with Pajeets

>>24841267
You must have a lot of jewish customers since you're near Forest (Torah) Glen. I imagine you're doing quite well?

>>24841267
Why did you just dox yourself? I'm going to leave a banana at your shop in a couple of days.

>>24841297
Shouldn't you be dabbing the sweat off of the bull's neck as he breeds your wife?

>>24841204

No that’s NY although everywhere on the coasts is pozzed desu

>>24841194
Population of less than 10k here. It's literally what it is. Maybe there is some piss poor city that will approve anything to get you to move there but I have never heard of that.

Actually I live rural to be outside all day, not inside

>>24841267
Ok anon I've got 2 flats and a dead battery. When can I come in?

>>24841318
I get more Mormans . The temple off 495.

Yeah we do well because we wage slave and too honest. We do customizing and restoration

>>24841302
I can see that.

For the other anons in the thread: the DMV is one of the most diverse areas in the United States, each city basically is like its own country. I remember when Silver Spring Downtown Area was mostly asian and then solely became mostly ethopian / middle eastern. Northern Silver Spring near Wheaton is mostly Spanish. Then once you enter Wheaton its mostly Spanish people and vietnamese people but Wheaton has some of the best and cheapest food in Moco. I'll fight anyone that disagrees with me.

>>24841114
Somewhat. Rich kids go to public school in Nassau and Suffolk counties so there is clearly some quality.
The way I see it, I grew up with good parents and I know I would have turned out just as well in a kentucky or alaska public school. It all comes down to home life. Teachers are babysitters.

I fucking hate the DMV because of gay libshit politics, demographics, and gay gubmint job economy but I grew up here and can’t move away. I get homesick when I travel even a few hours away. What do

>>24841322
Only an idiot would try to do something stupid at an autobody shop, he has no concerns with doxing himself. Autobody shops are a great place to get your ass kicked if youre doing something stupid lol

>>24841322
At least 15-20 shops along Brookville

>>24841297
I'm honestly interested in how you think you will be able to defend your family and/or escape the city if antifa comes knocking. Please explain.

>>24841359

I grew up in Rockville, place used to be pretty low tier when I went to school but now full of rich Asians

>>24841384
i'm going to go to the worst one because that's the one he most likely owns and drop a fat, ripe, brown, bbc banana on the ground and go back home

>>24841399
Yeah rockville is asian city. So many pho places, I used to go to Pho 64 off of rockville road all of the time. They had an extra large bowl for $11 or so which was basically enough food for 4 people.

>>24841267
Nice anon, do you do foreign or domestic work? You going to expand once LINK takes off?

Lmao Americans must spend like 80% of their life driving.

What the fuck.

>>24841365
You could always move to glownigger city (Langley)

>>24841455

Houses there are like 3 million bucks and all my neighbors would be regulars on DCUM

>>24841455
Isnt the median home price in Langley like 2 million dollars

I cant believe that's actually true. MEDIAN 2 million dollars. It truly is a clown world living in the DMV

>>24841453
You're correct. That german ITT is a cuck because he's euro, but the sprawl-limit laws he mentioned are sensible. Did Long Island --> Nyc for three years, 1:10 drive each way. No more. Commute is honestly more important to me than salary these days.

>>24841542
>>24841502

Yeah homes are expensive but most of the people that live there work for the CIA / other glow agencies nearby. The CIA gives it's employees house buying stipends / loans. It's very easy to afford a home if you work for them.

>>24836595
Lying piece of shit. I've seen a James Bond movie where he has some dude live in a house literally nowhere.

>>24836485
I;m moving out of Maryland and living in the midwest in a few years. Fuck this state, too close to niggers, too close to corruption.

>>24838257
I live in the same city I was born in, and it's far away from your shithole. What do you call it then?

>>24841813
Skyfall? Based in the UK?

>germany

Thats why I just got my real estate license. Is it legal to have a brokerage in multiple states?
Like if I sell one of those giant houses ill get 100k. Just ONE a year.

>>24836485
How much do you think a house like that would cost in Nebraska?

>>24840866
nice digits

>>24842002
>he thinks he's going to list a multimillion dollar house without nepotism
lol

>>24838186
>>24838406

This is actually from the backstates

>>24842048
500-750k

>>24842330

>>24837875
The houses along River Road are literal mansions. Like 3-4 tennis courts behind your house mansions. Most of them are in the 10M+ range.

>>24842502
River Road, that place is no joke. A lot of brand new construction too

>>24842557
Most of them are money laundering operations for wealthy foreign businessman. Like if you look up property tax records on any of them all their names are either Chinese or Jewish lmao

>>24842596
Why am I not surprised

link you fag. Something like that is what I want, direct Highway connection and still in da woods.

>>24842330
>>24842439
made my day. moments like these is why I lurk.

>>24838059
It’s true in real life. I’m expat in europoor land. Whenever I meet new people they always try to compare euro to USA. It’s always dumb midwit shit like metric system, straight line borders and why we drive everywhere.

>>24842502
>>24842557
The home with the Eagle statue is crazy.
I drive by it every fucking day to get to 495.
The barber at river falls Ive cut my hair along side Dan Snyder and his gorgeous wife 2 times. Ive met Ted Leonses cutting his hair at least 5-6 times since 2005 when I moved to Potomac. Big $ snobs all over the avenel area too

>>24836631
Why would you want to live outside of a DMV?

>>24836544
>be a crypto multimillionaire
>cant buy a ton of acres away from everyone build the house of your dreams and protect your property with guns

America wins again. Talk all the shit you want but it truly is the last bastion of freedom

>>24838231
I grew up in Johnson county kansas and it was comfy but man I would hate to live in joco as an adult. Great school systems but insufferable people

>>24841001
it's very suburban and has a good standard of living, but yeah if you're looking for more than just going to the mall or some sports venue, it's not the place to be. too "normal" in a way. it's not bad for raising kids in a stable environment. the prosperity comes from the stability of government jobs, but that might go away with capitol hills getting increasingly dysfunctional.

>>24840939
closest thing is kennedy center in DC. this is america. you're not going to find much culture. you'd need a much more international city with heavy international trade (NY, LA, boston)
DC is just government, and foreign governments embassies, eg all bureaucrats.