[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 124 KB, 1200x800, https___specials-images.forbesimg.com_imageserve_1196863074_0x0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
24836350 No.24836350 [Reply] [Original]

Hello, I would like to buy one (1) bitcoin. How much will that be?
20 THOUSAND? NO THANK YOU.

>> No.24836388

>>24836350
Then get lost, I'm not selling mine for less than that

>> No.24836565

>>24836388
I'm not paying 20 thousand for a stupid coin young man, I'm not stupid.

>> No.24836614

>>24836565
i'll sell you half for 11k

>> No.24836636

>Hello i want to invest $20k with at least 10% yield.
ok here is your bitcoin

>> No.24836680

>>24836350
So you dont want your $20k to turn into $100k by next year?

>> No.24836735

>>24836614
what good is half a coin? would you buy a half of my penny?

>> No.24836745

Maybe you're better of buying Satoshi, here you can buy mine for a dollar a piece. After all only rich lambo owners are in the elite ranks of whole coiners.

>> No.24836748

>>24836565
And I'm not selling my Bitcoin that cheap, I'm not that stupid, Boomer

>> No.24836775

>>24836745
I want Bitcoin not Satoshi.

>> No.24836798

>>24836735
No, but I will sell half a penny for some digital coins.

>> No.24836998
File: 49 KB, 431x431, DQibaiBW4AEwfu6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
24836998

>>24836350
bitcoin too expensive? may i interest you in some litecoin sir?

>> No.24837128

>>24836350
TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS for an OUNCE!!?
Outrageous
I'm never buying your shiny rock young man

>> No.24837152

>>24836350
what do you prefer to do with those 20 thousands? keep them under your mattress as the depreciate month after month?

>> No.24837155

>>24837128
especially with a face value of $50 lol

>> No.24837205

>>24836350
I can sell you my full bitcoin for 1 million dollars. that's the price you have to pay if you want my bitcoin, I don't have time to waste for such low amount of dollars otherwise

>> No.24837232

>>24836350
you can place your limit order wherever you feel like boomer

>> No.24837239

>>24836735
>would you buy a half of my penny?
if i could get it for a good price

>> No.24837324

>>24836350

How about 20 gorillion satoshis my five sir?

>> No.24837325

>>24836998
Buying litecoin is the ultimate test for low IQ.

>> No.24837436

>>24836350

I would clearly refuse also, but it's good to see that they are making a real Bitcoin for real life use

But now let's say we need to use it for a smaller change, how do we do? Did they think about it?

>> No.24837465

>>24836735
i'll give you 0.00417 dollars

>> No.24837580

>>24836565
i can mail you one through FedEx for 7.5k. That's as low as I can afford to go without losing money. Win-win.

>> No.24837706
File: 3.44 MB, 384x480, 1563192901236.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
24837706

The real joke here is selling BTC at $20k.

>> No.24837805

>>24836350
what if I told you it will be at 200k in 3yrs?

>> No.24837949

>>24836775
But you don't want bitcoin badly enough to pay market price for it. So you remain coinless. Free market in action!

>> No.24838123

>>24837706
>he didnt sell link at 20

>> No.24838898

>>24838123
Just stick to Growthdefi and be safe, all open source code, GRO has just been audited by Consensys Dilligence, 3MM marketcap and only 146k in circulating supply, this is the one for massive gains right now in DEFI and frankly crypto.. Growthdefi.com t.me/growthdefi

>> No.24838932

REEEEEEEE