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24808115 No.24808115 [Reply] [Original]

Tell me about your get rich quick scheme.

>> No.24808216

Buying £20k of Psychedelic Mushroom Industry shares and holding for a few months. Nobody else is talking about it yet.

>> No.24808244

>>24808115
fork Bitcoin infinite times for a real life cheat code

>> No.24808278

>go on dark web
>buy CC
>use CC to by BTC
>use BTC to buy CC
>use CC to buy BTC
>repeat

Here's another one

>go to a rave
>make a sign "SELLING BROWNIES $25"
>druggies think its weed brownies
>theyre actually just regular-ass brownies
>sell as many as you can in 1 hour before they start coming up to you wondering when they kick in
>run
>do this every weekend and easily make $1000

>> No.24808291

hold SDX until it it is 50x-100x

>> No.24808305

>>24808278
I'm actually going to do this when raves come back.

>> No.24808327

Idle into RLC, RLC to the moon

>> No.24808358

>>24808115
suck 100 dicks a day 365 days for 10 years and retire

>> No.24808372

>>24808115
Scam old people.
Boomer have lots of cash and don't understand technology.

>> No.24808434

>>24808358
Its not really work if you love what you do I guess.

>> No.24808533

>>24808115
I grow heirloom plants only and I save the heirloom seeds so that when the famines start I can price gouge the boomers, if they want to eat.

>> No.24808561

>>24808216
what are some examples of this?

>> No.24808586

>>24808372
I would rather and probably will be poor the rest of my life before doing that, idc if I had to eat out of a McDonalds dumpster first. If you do that shit enjoy whatever you get from it. I would be sick to my stomach every time looking at something purchased with their money.

>> No.24808657

>>24808115
Buy crypto shit coins, pray for one to 1,000x or one of my blue chip crypto’s to 100x

>> No.24808808

>>24808115
Buy and hold RLC

>> No.24808834
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>>24808586
You need new Zeno drive for your computer sir, that will be 600 else it will be unusable in a few months.

>> No.24808841
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>>24808115
buy a bunch of TON and stake them all

>> No.24809187

>>24808561
Mind Medicine has been the biggest winner so far. NUMI is the big Canadian player, I'm mostly in on this since my broker is shit. Today it shot up 25%, back down again and then back up to 27%. Shit is wild and is only just getting started. CLEARLY the next meme bubble.
fuck this gay ass reformatting bullshit btw

>> No.24809212

i am developing a street shitter app that maps the best locations to street shit with reviews

>> No.24809307

>>24808115
All in XRP

>> No.24809402

>>24809187
What is the best online trading platform for OTC stocks like this? I have a Robinhood account but none of this shit is listed

>> No.24809449

sell whip-its to teenagers

>> No.24809740

>>24808115
Work 40 hours a week living at my moms house rent free until I can afford a house and then rent out some of the rooms.

>> No.24809785

>>24808115
Provide value in exchange for currency

>> No.24809789

>>24808115
Poop in my gf’s underwear and sell it online

>> No.24810337

>>24809402
Beats me, I'm a Europoor. Google shroom investing and go on the subreddit.

>> No.24810702

>>24808115
Get involved with this based ecosystem https://cryptokek.com

>> No.24810714

>>24808115
sell USBs packed full of pirated movies to boomers

>> No.24810733

I have a rich quick get system where I post digits all night long

>> No.24810923

>>24808115
It's easy; rape her, then take all her money

>> No.24811603

sell dumb gold and silver shit to actual niggers.

>> No.24811915

>>24808278
>that second idea
holy shit i can't breathe

>> No.24812132

>>24809740
Currently working on this

>> No.24812253
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24812253

spending all day on biz
panic trading btc for 0.03% daily gain
fapping to mediocre porn while trying not to think about my ex
playing hockey and drinking at night

>> No.24812665

Buy $1000 worth of VeChain and when it goes to $1 you’ll have $100k

>> No.24812688

>>24812665
Alternatively it will go to .000001 and you wont have enough money to buy a stick of gum.

>> No.24812840

>>24812132
Based, get that bread fellow leech

>> No.24812869

>>24808358
Mans gotta eat.

>> No.24813649

>>24808244
explain

>> No.24813663

>>24808278
FUCKING GENIUS

>> No.24813683

bought more $CFI

>> No.24813696

>>24808834
That money is foreign to me so it doesn't look nearly as impressive.

>> No.24813720

>>24808278
>run

based

>> No.24813776

>>24808358
how do you make money tho?

>> No.24813817

>>24810733
checked

>> No.24813855

>>24813776
Eh dowsnt need money. Just happy as a clam with cox in both hands and one on the lip.

>> No.24814001

>>24808533
Only liberal boomers

>> No.24814420

>>24808278
how serious of a crime is to buy and use CCs on the dark web?

>> No.24814446

>>24808278
Also, buy falsified bills on the dark web and exchange them for real currency.

>> No.24814450

>>24814420
Very

>> No.24814496

>>24814446
I have my own color printer at home thank you very much. I only print Yen and I mail it usps to a catboy in Yokohama who has been sending me lewd photos.

>> No.24814710

>>24808216
I thought about this as well. What kinds of gains did Pot shares have in the early days? It seems like crypto will still out perform even things like BTC and ETH but I'm still going to check it out

>> No.24814747

>>24809187
Numi has a relative low MC, planning on buying the pullback.

>> No.24814840

Ygy for the link partnership

>> No.24814855

>>24808115
Starts with a "C" and ends with a "k". No it's not "Cuck"

>> No.24814885

>>24814855
hangman? is there an a?

>> No.24814896

>>24814885
Yes. Are we gonna get a game if hangman going?

>> No.24814912

>>24814896
im down

>> No.24814950
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>>24814912

>> No.24814976

>>24814950
e

>> No.24815006
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>>24814976
No sorry

>> No.24815025

>>24815006
chainlink

>> No.24815031

>>24815025
This

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24815040

>>24815006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPbA8QiW7o8

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>>24815025
>>24815031
>>24815040
You win

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>>24808115
>Tell me about your get rich quick scheme.
xrp cuz youtube & the twitter said $2k eoy

>> No.24815378

>>24815067
holy shit anon thank you

>> No.24815543

>>24808115
i just record myself playing slot machines in casinos and make youtube money

>> No.24815545

>>24814420
~4 years

>> No.24816287

>>24808372
Deception and pajeet pilled

>> No.24816344
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>>24810923

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>>24808115
>get life insurance
>get killed
>revive 3 days later
>collect life insurance money
>repeat

>> No.24816958

>>24808586
Lol who cares, boomers have it coming. They ruined this planet and their stupid fat asses deserve to be ripped off. Good I would wipe all the boomers off this earth if I could.

>> No.24816975

>>24810733
Do it again and then I will work for you

>> No.24817136

>>24808115
Selling custom made knee pads to failed Bizraelis after the coming market crash

>> No.24817173 [DELETED] 

>>24808278
Sir, please be sharing more on how do. I wan to

>> No.24817201

Can someone tell me how to use cc on dark web buying btc

>> No.24817276

>>24808115
im gonna buy 1 bitcoin at 20k and get so rich dudebro its gonna be generational wealth and women will flock to lick my pp

>> No.24817285

>>24808278
This is kinda genius since it really does take a fucking hour for those shita to kick in
But you'd need them to taste like dried dogshit like real weed brownies do, which might not be the hardest thing, possibly get some expired weed and sprinkle it on the outside to give off the smell
Best part is you can be anonymous with some kind of face covering

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24817342

USDT

>> No.24817790

I use biz as market research so I'm opening up a watch store that only sells watches for morbidly obese people.

>> No.24817822

>>24808115
Buy and stake FLETA, long term

>> No.24817873
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>>24817342
This, I went all in on DAI its going to the fucking moon

>> No.24817895

>>24808372
>the broken english

Indochina war when?

>> No.24817937

>>24812253
comfy

>> No.24818317

>>24808115
Create big ass jawbreakers and sell them for 25 cents.

>> No.24818331

>>24818317
we do the scams to BUY the jawbreakers, Ed

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24818371

>>24818331
Butter toast

>> No.24818405

>>24808115
>save one dollar
>move to Venezuela
>instantly become the richest man in Venezuela

>> No.24818621

Sit back and wait for the money to start rolling in.

>> No.24818631

>>24808278
That brownies idea is genius.

>> No.24818658

>>24808115
Buy surf, stake in Whirlpool and collect daily rewards forever unironically.

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>>24817822
Stack & Stake

>> No.24818992

Sell blood plasma
It's not a get rich quick scheme exactly but some good extra money
They usually pay between $30-$70 per visit, usually with the bigger numbers on your first visits
They're really desperate right now so they're paying more toward the $50-70 range for a pint I think

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>> No.24821089

>>24818371
damn man I could hear that

>> No.24821110

>>24808115
rob a bank

>> No.24821135

>>24813696
The pound is worth more than the dollar so you got it all backwards, it's in fact more impressive than an equivalent size bag of dollars.

>> No.24821142

>>24808115
buy cryptos and watch them go up

>> No.24821163

>>24808216
Is it too late to buy pot shares? If not, which companies did you buy? Seems like the US is getting really comfy with dereg. I smell a boom.

>> No.24821849

>>24808278
You don’t even need to scam them. You can stay the whole 48-72 hours of the festival and make 100k selling real brownies. Not like it’s worth the risk the way bitcoins been performing. Link xmr eth btc. There.

>> No.24821888

>>24821849
I dont want to risk going to jail